I missed a few clips from so watch out for a part 2! Won't be as long as this one Edit: Part 2 now finally exists! Of course it's not as long as this video but consider it an add on to this video. th-cam.com/video/9kWQMmz45Xo/w-d-xo.html
Barrett kept driving that point in once he found out that Cloud keeps his rate at that because that's how much his mom tried to give him when he went off for SOLDIER 😆
I did not get that reference at first - it's what Madam M charged for her 'standard course' in Wall Market (FF7 Remake). Aerith also teases Cloud at the Gold Saucer about his show dancing (which he obviously would rather keep under his hat!) I want more of these little in-jokes in pt 3 (even if it does take me a while to get them)
'oh, the jackass with the bike? He's.......a jackass' is exactly how Cloud would describe Roche. I remember after his fight, when he kept riding around the cage walls, I specifically recalled how Cloud can cleave through concrete and such, like in the final fight of Advent Children. I remember thinking 'just cut his fucking bike in half, why do you keep humoring this guy?' only for it to happen seconds later. I died laughing
😂 This kept happening throughout the game with me and I loved it. When Yuffie did her intro, I said “cool.”, only for Cloud to say it a second later. They really thought his character out more for the remake.
@@unprofessionalizmwhen does it unlock? do you have to do all of queen's blood for it to show up? that's the only thing i haven't finished and this quest isn't available for me
@ 5:27 “The Glabrescent Bar” - I didn’t notice that before first playtime around - glabrescent means ‘lacking hair’, or, ‘becoming smooth’ 😂 As a man who is glabrescent himself, I hope I’d be welcome in that bar!
I find it so damn wholesome that Rude has a safe space to just be bald and glorious, lol. Even his bestie Reno isn't allowed in. Rebirth felt like a return to form with Rude being silly. I hope part three gives us Reno also being silly because so far, he's mostly been such a jerk to Rude. None of the comedic duo we got in Advent Children.
24:35 Jesus Christ, that sure came out of left field. It's like Little Bo Peep suddenly turned into Mrs. Tweedy from Chicken Run. Life lesson learned: never trust anyone, even little old ladies
@@theoc511 Yeah, Rebirth is a mixed bag for me. In terms of story and characters, 10/10. Story progression speed and the abundant, difficult mini games, however...made it became a literal headache. And even if someone feels that you should ignore the mini games (after paying seventy frickin dollars?! I think not! And some mini games could be fun), this game literally impedes your progress of the story at multiple points unless you do the mini games. They're not entirely optional. And that in itself is fine, but the difficulty of many of them just made the game a chore.
I love all these silly goofy moments beteeen the character, they're so cute. Honestly I just love this game, it was so entertaining and the characters and world felt so alive
I love how Cloud is supposed to be blending in with the Security team but he's still got a massive greatsword attached to his back and nobody questions it
The immediate "cool" from Cloud after Yuffie's intro had me struggling to breathe the first time I saw it 😂😂😂. That is a man who gave LESS than zero f*cks!
“The jackass with a bike? He’s… a jackass.” “That we know sir.” 😂 I loved the 7th infantry so much. So many great minor characters in this game. I loved that they came back in a side quest.
Glad these were in order To moment I heard “Only dumbasses believe that stuff” (Without a beat) “question, does that make me a dumbass I knew this was gonna be funny
Yuna, Rikku, Paine - wow that went right over my head! Loved the direction they went with FFX-2. FFX was a great game but a bit depressing, whereas X-2 was just a riot! I loved the dress spheres idea - the singstar, the moogle, etc they all had different skills, so much fun to play
9:15 When you beat the Pokemon league's Elite 4 champion but there's actually one more battle to beat: I still can't believe that happened in this game... Also Red XIII is best boi
The clip with Elena complaining about the heat and wanting something cold to drink or ice cream got me thinking. Some advice from a girl from Texas, do not go for the ice cream to cool you off on a hot day as the ice cream will only curdle in your stomach and you will pay for it later. Just get in the shade or inside as soon as you start getting too hot, drink some cold water, and even better if you can also get a damp towel on your neck.
I’d love a game where you get to experience some of the fights of the regular Shinra Troopers they have received so much development I need a fun story about them.
I love everything from the cruise. From the little boy beginning to sob when he saw Red dressed in uniform and the mother employing the "He can't hurt you" meme, to Red pulling out the Micheal Jackson moves, to seeing Cloud do that awkward ass wobble with the yoga people (I never saw him do that in my game, I'm going to have to replay this chapter! I did see him do some of the exercises in Nibelheim and that was precious 😊). It's moments like this that help to ease the sour moments of my playthrough, because sadly, overall, I didn't love my time with this game. Everything with the story is a 10, it was the very difficult mini games (many of which are not optional, though I do like mini games) that brought my enjoyment down.
I love how the developers use Aerith to guilt trip you for not doing side quests in the previous chapter. Like "Bruh we literally snorted cocaine and guzzled red bull to get this game the way it is, how dare you not do all the content"
I missed a few clips from so watch out for a part 2! Won't be as long as this one
Edit: Part 2 now finally exists! Of course it's not as long as this video but consider it an add on to this video.
th-cam.com/video/9kWQMmz45Xo/w-d-xo.html
THE FUCKING GAME OVER THEME WHEN THE CHICKEN GETS EATEN LMFAOOOOOOO
That was messed up, but hilarious
I hated that quest...until the end. Then it was suddenly amazing XD
25:00
I really had to sit there for a minute and process the series of events that had just taken place
LMAOO
I loved the '2 grand' running joke in chapter 3
Barrett kept driving that point in once he found out that Cloud keeps his rate at that because that's how much his mom tried to give him when he went off for SOLDIER 😆
Literally, my fav.
And when Madame M gave Tifa a fraction of what Cloud experienced in Costa Del Sol 😅
The Madam M “Session” from part 1…🤔😂
"Enough for her standard course twice right Cloud" why you have to do him like that Aerith
And again at Gold Saucer, the bullying is real lol
I did not get that reference at first - it's what Madam M charged for her 'standard course' in Wall Market (FF7 Remake).
Aerith also teases Cloud at the Gold Saucer about his show dancing (which he obviously would rather keep under his hat!)
I want more of these little in-jokes in pt 3 (even if it does take me a while to get them)
"I did it to save you"
The only time getting a massage to save someone is actually a true statement.
I never did the standard course I spent 3000 Gil cloud was tweaking when he came out of the room
'oh, the jackass with the bike? He's.......a jackass' is exactly how Cloud would describe Roche. I remember after his fight, when he kept riding around the cage walls, I specifically recalled how Cloud can cleave through concrete and such, like in the final fight of Advent Children. I remember thinking 'just cut his fucking bike in half, why do you keep humoring this guy?' only for it to happen seconds later. I died laughing
😂 This kept happening throughout the game with me and I loved it. When Yuffie did her intro, I said “cool.”, only for Cloud to say it a second later. They really thought his character out more for the remake.
Cloud and Roche are like Kiryu and Majima, the difference is only one of the secondary characters here has a story and half a game around him.
35:44 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AHHAAHAHHA
Im crying this game is so unserious
WTH How do you unlock this cutscene 😂
@AK-gt8zy YEAH, I haven't seen this shit anywhere, too. Just here, and I'm in ff7 remake/rebirth groups too LOL
This scene is in the final side quest of the game lol
It's called "Can't stop won't stop"
@@unprofessionalizmwhen does it unlock? do you have to do all of queen's blood for it to show up? that's the only thing i haven't finished and this quest isn't available for me
27:52 The way Cloud says Kupo Kupopo 😭
It sounds so enthusiastic and sarcastic at once
Reminds me of
mog in final fantasy 13-2
Everything leading up to this moment in Cloud's life...has been worth it. Every last second, he is truly blessed. 😇
😂😂😂😂
14:34 might literally be my favourite piece of dialogue in the entire game
Ya I laughed way to loud at that one and then when laugh again about 10 minutes after when replaying it in my head.
1:34 aerith really chose violence, thats my girl
26:41 bro politely called him an asshole 😭💀
And then in the other dialogue option he literally does lmao
@@yozora6636Was a pretty good way to showcase his 2 personas.
19:10 Cloud getting permission from daddy to have fun at the Golden Saucer.
it’s the fact that sephiroth felt the need to say any of that shit 😭 this bitch is just a jealous ex
i love how right after its just “meow mewo me-meow meow meow MEOW!”
Sephiroth ain’t his daddy
The likes say otherwise
I love it how this game is supposed to be serious but meanwhile it has a lot of goofy moments
yes, whereas the original is a more goofy game with serious moments hahaha
Words taken straight from Dunkey
When was a square Enix game ever supposed to be serious
11:39 This always cracks me up
LOL this part😂
0:52 Chadley detecting Clouds inner monologue had me 😂
“The hell’s this weirdo doing here?”
I ask myself that everyday.😂
@ 5:27 “The Glabrescent Bar” - I didn’t notice that before first playtime around - glabrescent means ‘lacking hair’, or, ‘becoming smooth’ 😂
As a man who is glabrescent himself, I hope I’d be welcome in that bar!
Unfortunately I would not be welcomed 😢
My Brother would.
I find it so damn wholesome that Rude has a safe space to just be bald and glorious, lol. Even his bestie Reno isn't allowed in. Rebirth felt like a return to form with Rude being silly. I hope part three gives us Reno also being silly because so far, he's mostly been such a jerk to Rude. None of the comedic duo we got in Advent Children.
6:10 "No scalp, no service" almost killed me 💀😂🤣!
11:20 got me dyin
He wiggling
11:21 this gets me every time 😂😂 Cloud seems to love yoga 😂
*Yuffie does elaborate introduction*
Cloud: "....cool" *walks off*
33:37 Cait should have gotten the 3 of them drunk first, then they’d be having the time of their lives
Wonder if Vincent can even get drunk at all
24:35 Jesus Christ, that sure came out of left field. It's like Little Bo Peep suddenly turned into Mrs. Tweedy from Chicken Run. Life lesson learned: never trust anyone, even little old ladies
It's moments like these that made me realize Rebirth was a work of love by the Devs 10/10
Really unfortunate I don't own a ps5 to play it :(
@@LunarBloodRose27FF7 rebirth is SO good! I won't spoil it for you, but it follows REALLY close to the original FF7.
Then they said let's fork em on the trophies and difficulty in the combat VR
@@theoc511 Yeah, Rebirth is a mixed bag for me. In terms of story and characters, 10/10. Story progression speed and the abundant, difficult mini games, however...made it became a literal headache. And even if someone feels that you should ignore the mini games (after paying seventy frickin dollars?! I think not! And some mini games could be fun), this game literally impedes your progress of the story at multiple points unless you do the mini games. They're not entirely optional. And that in itself is fine, but the difficulty of many of them just made the game a chore.
@@davidrajaruzicka5546 it's nothing like the original
Me at 9:30 - Oh God, is Red seriously gonna pull a Michael Jackson?
Me at 9:35 - Yes he is
I’d like to believe that moment there foreshadows Nanaki’s actual self as a juvenile kid.
@@abelblue7301There's a bunch of lowkey foreshadowing for it.
This is amazing, oh my Gaia. Thanks for putting together this compilation!!
8:08 It was at this moment that Nanaki became a Karen.
34:04 That is the most “boomer falling asleep sitting up” position I’ve ever seen
In french dub he even snores if i remember right
He’s lightly snorting
Rude’s bald head club is the funniest thing I didn’t know I need.
Never saw that Barret/Cloud scene @31:15. The different versions of the Loveless play is like the gift that keeps on giving lol.
Cloud not getting a High-five hurt my soul.
33:56 cait sith acting like a little kid 😭
Cause he’s with 3 grumpy old men and yes I mean Cloud too!
22:50 and 35:19 The bits are funny. Had me laughing.
Love that Nanaki was such a good sport about it 😂
I love all these silly goofy moments beteeen the character, they're so cute. Honestly I just love this game, it was so entertaining and the characters and world felt so alive
The while script and acting was fantastic.
The kid crying and the “It can’t hurt you” made me lol when I first saw it. The whole Red card tournament scene had me grinning.
Barret singing the original game over theme over losing at Queen's Blood gets me everytime
I love how Cloud is supposed to be blending in with the Security team but he's still got a massive greatsword attached to his back and nobody questions it
@8:46 lol that's great, I didn't play Barret on my playthrough so I didn't hear him do the game over theme
5:30 had me laughing so hard, this some Yakuza shit right here
Shave it clean and make it gleam--
Gleam like the midday sun
Buff it fine and make it shine--
Shine for everyone!
He totally should have said "Cait, sit!"
0:35 Chocobo Pimp my ride - emphasis on pimp...
0:01 I love how he didn’t want to offend Aerith
No Aerith; you're a treasure and we are all lucky to have you here.
The way they balance this game between serious as hell and then turn it into such a big goof fest at the same time is astounding. 😂
They took notes from yakuza
@@ninja504falcon3Or just the original FF7 lol.
aerith gasllighting cloud is funny lol
Aerith don't called yourself that😂 0:06
Rebirth has more fan service in a single game than the entire MCU and I love it.
@14:55 Let's Goooooo!!! Always cracks me up with that delivery 😂😂😂
0:56 they know we hate him
Sephiroth: "Have your fun..."
Cloud: DON'T MIND IF I DOOOOOOOOOOooo!"
27:35 Who is your foe? - Cloud: Wutai. Yuffie: WHAT? Cloud: ... Kidding :DDD
BRUH 31:41
23:50 i liked that tune yuffie had, even picked the dialogue. "Encore."
8:11 - I didn't know Red XIII was a Karen🤣
I never saw the madam m scene during the card tournament 😩
Hey looking good here hahaha.
when?
Cloud carried this game when it comes to humor
Never even noticed the rock music playing during Rude's scene after the Gold Saucer. Started dying then and there.
The immediate "cool" from Cloud after Yuffie's intro had me struggling to breathe the first time I saw it 😂😂😂. That is a man who gave LESS than zero f*cks!
“The jackass with a bike? He’s… a jackass.”
“That we know sir.” 😂
I loved the 7th infantry so much. So many great minor characters in this game. I loved that they came back in a side quest.
Tifa and Aerith are lowkey agents of chaos. Cloud is simply the adorkable leader who always has to yield to their shenanigans 😂
Omg I totally forgot that Dio fought Rude😂 Thought he just got beat by someone else but this context makes it 10x funnier!
Bro someone high five the poor boy 36:00
Cloud as a moogle is something I didn't know I needed to see but will never forget. Kupo!
12:55 always gets me
That tonberry robot was my absolute favorite, he was hilarious!
“adjusting humidity levels” is all i said for days lol
9:19 the funniest cutscene in my opinion.
Man, Red being a Smooth Criminal though.😂
Red XIII's flamboyance
I spoiled myself Rude having so much fun but I DON'T REGRET IT
11:21 He is the cutest !! 😭😭😆💘
NO WAY DID CLOUD JUST BREAK DANCE??? WHAT??? 😮
The jackass with a bike line always gets me
I swear, Elena is so fucking annoying but in the most hilarious way possible. She gives off more “annoying little sister” vibes than Yuffie
24:07 pause! 😂😂😂
Don't get it??
@@sameennadir6557 "pause" is the new "no homo". Or "ayooo!"
Glad these were in order
To moment I heard
“Only dumbasses believe that stuff”
(Without a beat) “question, does that make me a dumbass
I knew this was gonna be funny
It’s the same scene, it didn’t have to be put in order.
0:50 very accurate
This game truly is funny as hell. Lol😂
14:54 "LET'S GOOOOO" aerith is so cute omg 😭
The more the years and months go by, the more I want a PS5 so I can play this and 16!
I’m hoping this year will be the year I can finally afford one.
Bros!! Then stop watching these videos. You're spoiling yourselfs to the greatest game ever made!
The YRP joke was such a delightful easter egg
Yuna, Rikku, Paine - wow that went right over my head! Loved the direction they went with FFX-2. FFX was a great game but a bit depressing, whereas X-2 was just a riot! I loved the dress spheres idea - the singstar, the moogle, etc they all had different skills, so much fun to play
had such a shitty day and this video popped out bringing smile on my face !thanks😊
This game truly is a masterpiece!
3:06 GREG!
Did Barret just hum the game over theme when he lost QB?
Beating him hurt me but I didn't notice that
27:14
"It's showtime, girls."
I love them all so much, every little scene. 😂 Avalanche ❤
NGL, the chicken side quest had me fuming that I skipped the ending cutscene for it. lol
Barret: no fun! Hey I said no fun!
9:15 When you beat the Pokemon league's Elite 4 champion but there's actually one more battle to beat:
I still can't believe that happened in this game... Also Red XIII is best boi
6:08 Cloud infiltrates the Skinheads
😂😂😂. Love it!
Red XIII, no! Don’t be a Kevin!
The clip with Elena complaining about the heat and wanting something cold to drink or ice cream got me thinking. Some advice from a girl from Texas, do not go for the ice cream to cool you off on a hot day as the ice cream will only curdle in your stomach and you will pay for it later. Just get in the shade or inside as soon as you start getting too hot, drink some cold water, and even better if you can also get a damp towel on your neck.
I’d love a game where you get to experience some of the fights of the regular Shinra Troopers they have received so much development I need a fun story about them.
Red ib that uniform gave Scooby Doo vibes 🤣
watching this without knowing anything about the game feels like solving a math exam you didnt study for.
Cloud being single-handedly TKOd by Yuffie truly is the highlight of this game
"Funny FF7 rebirth moments, 37 min" sounds about right.
I love everything from the cruise. From the little boy beginning to sob when he saw Red dressed in uniform and the mother employing the "He can't hurt you" meme, to Red pulling out the Micheal Jackson moves, to seeing Cloud do that awkward ass wobble with the yoga people (I never saw him do that in my game, I'm going to have to replay this chapter! I did see him do some of the exercises in Nibelheim and that was precious 😊). It's moments like this that help to ease the sour moments of my playthrough, because sadly, overall, I didn't love my time with this game. Everything with the story is a 10, it was the very difficult mini games (many of which are not optional, though I do like mini games) that brought my enjoyment down.
Aerith is just so cute.😊
I love how the developers use Aerith to guilt trip you for not doing side quests in the previous chapter. Like "Bruh we literally snorted cocaine and guzzled red bull to get this game the way it is, how dare you not do all the content"
Could being a Muggle was such a moment!