I always come back to this once in a blue moon and despite watching it a few times, hearing Jeff shout "DID YOU CUT A FUCKING PURSE UP INTO SQUARES?" made me cry
Moses Bushido I know I’m a couple months late with this, but look up the clip of Ben (over a call or Skype) sounding like he was turning into a demon during a Bombcast. Jeff does a very similar “YEAHHH” and it’s still hilarious.
What I've enjoyed most about the GB crew over the years is their collective breadth of knowledge of trashy food. Jeff and Rorie's knowledge of Grocery Outlet, Ryan and Jeff's knowledge of mainstream pizza franchises, Patrick's knowledge of K-Mart checkout pizzas, Drew's knowledge of Finnish energy drinks, Alexis' knowledge of Steak-Umms, Dan's encyclopedic knowledge of Taco Bell... The world of shitty food runs through Giant Bomb's arteries, and I love it.
Because we yearn for the days of Jeff, Vinny, Ryan, Brad and Persona 4 Endurance Runs. we look back to the effortless swagger days of Funky Student and reminisce on what went wrong
I looked up Steak-Umms and apparently they're emulsified leftovers scraped from a slaughterhouse floor, pressed into a loaf and sliced into thin squares.
11:06 When I heard this for the first time, I hadn’t heard of the term “whale” as it related to gaming yet and thought they were talking about really heavy people spending $5-10k a day on groceries. 😅
I bought some Steak umms because of this, They turned out to be OK. I don't think I never had them before. I would not eat them "Plain" as they are pretty bland without flavoring of some kind. Now I'm gunna watch this again and odds are want some more Streak-umms again.
lam neth Considering this post is nearly a year old and I'm still alive...I don't think they will kill me. Also I didn't bother buying them again. Not really worth the hassle.
I would think a cooked and cut-up Steak-umm would be good as a pizza topping. I dunno what a Steak-umm tastes like by itself, but I imagine it would be an easy way to make a Philly Cheese Steak (or whatever America's Favorite Sliced Steak would be decent in) pizza if you got the rest of the ingredients together.
What is with our country's relationship to food? I'm looking at that thinking, "I'd eat that," and then another part of my brain kicks in and goes, "why the fuck would you eat that?! What is wrong with you?! You're a disgusting person!" but I'd still eat it and just accept the dirty, gross, empty feeling that follows. I feel brainwashed...
+ThankYouStayedHere When I'm busy in the kitchen with a meal with multiple elements to work on (Such as a stir-fry) I do that so that as the oil begins to hiss loudly, it signals to me from across the kitchen while I'm cutting up vegetables or fishing out noodles from the fridge or pantry, that it's ready to add stuff to the pan.
this is a comfort video for me
I always come back to this once in a blue moon and despite watching it a few times, hearing Jeff shout "DID YOU CUT A FUCKING PURSE UP INTO SQUARES?" made me cry
Lol I always thought he said "person" but you're right.
Jeff was so good this video.
"WHAT ELSE IS ON THE INTERNET TODAY?"
No matter how bad I'm feeling, hearing Jeff's "YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" when they break out the Steak-Umms always cheers me up.
Moses Bushido I know I’m a couple months late with this, but look up the clip of Ben (over a call or Skype) sounding like he was turning into a demon during a Bombcast. Jeff does a very similar “YEAHHH” and it’s still hilarious.
All these years later and this segment is still comedy gold
What I've enjoyed most about the GB crew over the years is their collective breadth of knowledge of trashy food. Jeff and Rorie's knowledge of Grocery Outlet, Ryan and Jeff's knowledge of mainstream pizza franchises, Patrick's knowledge of K-Mart checkout pizzas, Drew's knowledge of Finnish energy drinks, Alexis' knowledge of Steak-Umms, Dan's encyclopedic knowledge of Taco Bell... The world of shitty food runs through Giant Bomb's arteries, and I love it.
I rewatch Giantbomb's food clips whenever I have an awesome Saturday takeaway night!
“Yeah, she’s FUCKING hungry!”
I like that they got Kane from Command and Conquer to teach us how to cook Steak-umms properly.
Peace Through Power
+AverageO Steak with Cheese!
This is why I watch Giant Bomb.
WHY DO I CONTINUE TO RETURN TO THIS VODEO?
Because we yearn for the days of Jeff, Vinny, Ryan, Brad and Persona 4 Endurance Runs. we look back to the effortless swagger days of Funky Student and reminisce on what went wrong
@ we didn’t know what we had…..or perhaps we did but didn’t fully appreciate it. :(
"Jeff, we lead very different lives."
I love that Drew is just steadily being broken down through this clip as a whole new universe of horror is revealed to him
Never a reassuring thing to put "umm" in the name of a food product.
"It's steak -- umm, mostly. Probably. Yeah, steak."
PREPARE THE STEAK-UMM`S!
0:56 "Now turn safe search off"
Lol I've watched this so many times and I never noticed Vinny said that.
PREEEPAAAARREE THE STEAK-UUUMS!!
i just got a steakum ad on tiktok and had to come here
Time for my annual viewing of this video
I looked up Steak-Umms and apparently they're emulsified leftovers scraped from a slaughterhouse floor, pressed into a loaf and sliced into thin squares.
11:06 When I heard this for the first time, I hadn’t heard of the term “whale” as it related to gaming yet and thought they were talking about really heavy people spending $5-10k a day on groceries. 😅
"Except Matt, Matt likes with dogshit" i laughed so hard that i had to pause the video, 10/10
There are a box of Steak-umms in my freezer right now that my wife randomly bought.
Best wife ever or worst? You decide.
I've tried looking for that steakumms tutorial by itself but I think it's essentially lost media
wayback machine?
Now that the original incarnation of the site is essentially dead, this is probably my favorite moment in their history.
"Used food?"
THROW ALL THAT BULLSHIT AWAY. YOU DON'T NEED IT.
12 inch, triple cheese, LOADED WITH EXTRA ONIONS
One take.
Thanks for uploading this segment, busted a gut seeing this in last stream.
Everytime I have pizza I think of this video
Brad Shoemaker was apparently fired over this video.
I bought some Steak umms because of this, They turned out to be OK. I don't think I never had them before. I would not eat them "Plain" as they are pretty bland without flavoring of some kind. Now I'm gunna watch this again and odds are want some more Streak-umms again.
If anyone's wondering I saw them at Wal-mart for 2$ I'd never seen them sold elsewhere.
they may taste ok, but i'm sure they are slowly killing you
lam neth
Considering this post is nearly a year old and I'm still alive...I don't think they will kill me. Also I didn't bother buying them again. Not really worth the hassle.
I love that Jeff has a pre-existing knowledge of grocery outlet promo videos
Drew going "Did you say that you've seen this before?" during the Grocery Outlet video is hilarious
@@WampaLord "We live totally different lives, Jeff."
I was lucky enough to have heard of steak-umms but never actually knew what they were until I saw this.
She's gonna make a Steak-Umm!
PREPAAAARE THE STEAK-UMMS!
Jeff needs to do rift tracks for movies.
I concur
Prepare the STEAKUMS
I would think a cooked and cut-up Steak-umm would be good as a pizza topping. I dunno what a Steak-umm tastes like by itself, but I imagine it would be an easy way to make a Philly Cheese Steak (or whatever America's Favorite Sliced Steak would be decent in) pizza if you got the rest of the ingredients together.
Read the description to watch the crew play Second life if you liked this.
Decent video, don't know why you would watch it again and again
Haha Steakumms again dad!
Since the site was changed (more like defaced) I'm glad this got archived.
True story: My TH-cam was stuck zoomed in for a month and I didn't know why until Vinny shouted out "Ctrl and the mouse wheel." A king among men.
So is the point of steak-umms basically that you can make your own philly cheese steak?
If you press Ctrl + 0 your browser resets to the default zoom.
The Bombcrew are hilarious! xD
Keep pressing zero, you'll thank me later.
Was that just a random picture of Buffy during the google search part haha
Uploader probably misspelled "stake" lol.
The "umm" part is anyone's guess.
The steak umm guy looks like Kayne from C&C
What is with our country's relationship to food? I'm looking at that thinking, "I'd eat that," and then another part of my brain kicks in and goes, "why the fuck would you eat that?! What is wrong with you?! You're a disgusting person!" but I'd still eat it and just accept the dirty, gross, empty feeling that follows. I feel brainwashed...
Hey, it's Matt. From the video.
Please help. They won't let me eat anything but Steak-Umms. I'm pretty sure my colon ruptured.
That's what happens when you eat it with dog shit
it looks like a napkin dipped in coffee
dope
The steak-umm website is really different in 2017
You should take them out of the box, Dad
Classic
Did he just put oil on a cold pan? WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN
+ThankYouStayedHere When I'm busy in the kitchen with a meal with multiple elements to work on (Such as a stir-fry) I do that so that as the oil begins to hiss loudly, it signals to me from across the kitchen while I'm cutting up vegetables or fishing out noodles from the fridge or pantry, that it's ready to add stuff to the pan.
720p plix
When I was a kid I used to eat these all the time. I was a dumb kid.
Those looked kinda like Gyro meat
Hahaha! Wow, this -- I, I, uhm. Well. The world is strange.
I just realized the Steak-umms I had we're like twice as thin and not as good looking as the ones shown in the video..
Steak-ums look disgusting
I don't understand the point of SO many American things. Mostly food.
nobody fucking cares?
+deveroth American teen male patriotism is the worst.
*bitch ass. silly auto-correct.
+deveroth hello non poor person what is your job