Things People Never Say at Target

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ต.ค. 2022
  • I'd rather be stabbed at Walmart. . .
    #target #mattwalsh #catholic

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  • @jacobzanardi1930
    @jacobzanardi1930 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I was not expecting that one about “father wounds” 😂

  • @jasonthomas12
    @jasonthomas12 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The “so good for my mental health”! Why do toy companies do this to us! My rule has been if the kids ask to take one of those into the bath, the answer is always yes.

    • @EpoRose1
      @EpoRose1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, we have two of those cat keyboards. They’re in the “alternative toy closet” in the basement.

    • @ciearaclugston8780
      @ciearaclugston8780 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha yes I lost it when I saw the dreaded cat piano. We “accidentally” left it at my parents house just two days ago because I couldn’t take it anymore!😂 they have already donated it! So good watching this knowing I’m not the only one!

    • @saintejeannedarc9460
      @saintejeannedarc9460 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That comment about taking it into the bath, the answer is always yes - hilarious. That joke went totally over my head until these comments. If you can believe it, when she started pinging the keys, and said, "This toy will be great for my mental health", i totally missed the sarcasm. I thought she meant playing it would be therapeutic for her, lol.

  • @benjaminbernard8791
    @benjaminbernard8791 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This video aged like fine wine in just 7 months.

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Blue hair here, no father wounds. My father was, is, and will always be my "safe person."

  • @mayrarodriguez2861
    @mayrarodriguez2861 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "I stayed on budget" 😆

  • @channyrose
    @channyrose ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I cannot even shop at Target because of their insanity.

    • @laurahorn
      @laurahorn  ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same here. We had to stop.

    • @justinmayfield6579
      @justinmayfield6579 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I stopped with that boycott thing years ago and have never gone back (after being a big Target guy).

    • @ecv03
      @ecv03 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When traveling alone I stop there to use the bathroom, put Church Bulletins under windshield wipers and leave.

  • @Vision-Machina
    @Vision-Machina 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “$3 for eggs! And you get six of them!” 😂😂😂

  • @therese_grimsdottir
    @therese_grimsdottir ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Stayed on budget!"
    Oof

  • @conancpa
    @conancpa ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Everything on my list was in stock, so convenient.

  • @ChiaraDBrown
    @ChiaraDBrown ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "It's so easy to find Christian items here!"

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its... not a religious store? Go to hobby lobby or a Christian store, my friend.

    • @ChiaraDBrown
      @ChiaraDBrown ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blueturtle3623 It doesn't have to be religious store to find Christian things, like a baptism card or a cross. Other stores have them.

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChiaraDBrown Oh no! One store in a secular country doesn't have christian stuff! The absolute HORROR!

    • @ChiaraDBrown
      @ChiaraDBrown ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@blueturtle3623 What is your problem? Why are you here?

    • @ChiaraDBrown
      @ChiaraDBrown ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueturtle3623 Do you work for Target? Is Target your mom?

  • @humphreyobanor866
    @humphreyobanor866 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    She's funnier than all the female stand up comics reviewed on daily wire.

  • @EpoRose1
    @EpoRose1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yes!! The red shirts drive me crazy, it’s not even red polo and khakis anymore, it’s like red, burgundy, kinda pink. Ripped jeans. I kid you not, I once saw a cashier at Target wearing a Pizza Hut shirt.

    • @kellibuzzard
      @kellibuzzard ปีที่แล้ว

      And I bet they were even working over at the Pizza Hut located within the Target store? Craziness.

  • @alqoshgirl
    @alqoshgirl ปีที่แล้ว +31

    😂 so true!
    My husband decided we are boycotting target lol
    So far Meijer hasn’t been crazy 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @MargoB
      @MargoB ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Meijer carries Christian gear, like tote bags, journals, greeting cards. At least, ours in mid-Michigan do. WAY cool!

  • @cfradd
    @cfradd ปีที่แล้ว +46

    OH girl you CRACK ME UP!!! @mattfradd is right, you're the funniest woman!!

  • @joannamounce4056
    @joannamounce4056 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Hi Aunt Laura this is Alice 😁 I wanted to comment because your videos are SO hilarious! Make more so I can watch them 😋

    • @laurahorn
      @laurahorn  ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ALICE! You're my favorite besides smiling!

    • @fallenkingdom-zd8xh
      @fallenkingdom-zd8xh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I also have an aunt named Laura!

  • @onebyday6065
    @onebyday6065 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    LOL thats funny. One thing I never say at Target is "I am definitely going to be spending some money here!"

  • @TraceyRenee1
    @TraceyRenee1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So funny!! Side-note, we do not support Target anymore. I stopped shopping there about a year ago.

    • @gabolujan3109
      @gabolujan3109 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I stopped when they had the gay colors for kids.

    • @GardenMinistry.
      @GardenMinistry. ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I stopped when they were advertising chest binders, and other inappropriate LGBTQ underwear for CHILDREN. Target basically stands for "Target the young".
      I used to work there 2 decades ago while I was studying in college, their ideology has definitely changed, it's getting more liberal and ridiculous by the second.

  • @st.saturninia9179
    @st.saturninia9179 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Uggggh, make up on men… But the mannequin I can relate to! I feel so represented!

  • @brianheath5091
    @brianheath5091 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yes..we do not shop there anymore. Great video!

    • @kellibuzzard
      @kellibuzzard ปีที่แล้ว

      Having lived in Budapest for 18 months and counting; sometimes I dream of Target. I can smell that pumped-in, delicious oxygen scent as you walk through the door of any store. lol

  • @Nick-wn1xw
    @Nick-wn1xw ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I haven't been in Target since the whole woke bathroom policy.

  • @kevkeese
    @kevkeese ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m a dad and say keep doing what you’re doing!!

  • @tiberbridgecatholic
    @tiberbridgecatholic ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I flipping love this channel!

  • @joannamounce4056
    @joannamounce4056 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I wanted to be the first comment!!!
    The joy I got getting Matt Walsh's name... chef's kiss!

  • @Flibleene
    @Flibleene ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please stop hurting me with your words 😆 I can only laugh so hard!

  • @tracydankanich8866
    @tracydankanich8866 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome!!!
    Thank you Laura!

  • @anna-katehowell9852
    @anna-katehowell9852 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm SO GLAD they're showing me what this makeup looks like on a MAN."

  • @deannacorona1587
    @deannacorona1587 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my gosh!!! This one was hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trinityhatlewick
    @trinityhatlewick ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All I can think of is how much she resembles Angela from the Office!

  • @victoria8629
    @victoria8629 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I never understood why people poke fun at people for having bad parents. It comes off as judgemental about the situation that someone is born into, not Christ-like at all.

  • @JP2GiannaT
    @JP2GiannaT ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Target is too bougie for me, I'm more a Walmart kinda gal.

  • @sarahflorez6534
    @sarahflorez6534 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Father wounds! 😂🥹 Laura you’re hilarious!

  • @AnthonyFransella
    @AnthonyFransella ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's just so easy to find everything"

  • @heyjessie247
    @heyjessie247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So funny, I had to watch it twice! 🤣🤣

  • @HosannaInExcelsis
    @HosannaInExcelsis ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Priceless

  • @CTdonnner1991
    @CTdonnner1991 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Father wounds" had me rolling lol

  • @clapperrd
    @clapperrd ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never stop making these videos!

  • @suburbanbanshee
    @suburbanbanshee ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have done retail clothing sales. And we would never have dressed a mannequin in that unflattering blouse.
    Dang, somebody making up planograms must really hate chubby women.

  • @theresakahn2867
    @theresakahn2867 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found your channel, you are Hilarious!!

  • @altalingua
    @altalingua ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant!

  • @reginaa3945
    @reginaa3945 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay the cat piano hit home. Ohhhh the cat piano. Why? Just why? 😭😂

  • @marycolleenw
    @marycolleenw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My MIL bought the cat piano and it stays at my MIL's house and it's still terrible for my mental health

  • @alonelyshrub
    @alonelyshrub ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Girl, you got it!

  • @R.C.425
    @R.C.425 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hahaha 😅 unreal just unreal
    Had to watch twice

  • @lonedesertfox
    @lonedesertfox ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude you are hilarious!

  • @JimCvit
    @JimCvit ปีที่แล้ว

    Only once have I ever walked out of a Target and spent less than $50

  • @jackieo8693
    @jackieo8693 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My granddaughter actually got one of those meow kitty keyboards lol

  • @aperta7525
    @aperta7525 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grocery store eggs are 6 weeks old when on the shelf.

  • @gabolujan3109
    @gabolujan3109 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t know who you are but this was funny.

  • @freerider7064
    @freerider7064 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are awesome!

  • @alsolark3029
    @alsolark3029 ปีที่แล้ว

    Budget? What’s budget? 😂

  • @sasquatchdonut2674
    @sasquatchdonut2674 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only thing I would go there for is electronics because a lot of their prices on video games and stuff isn’t half bad

  • @idkman-c4y
    @idkman-c4y ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s like, why do you shop there?

  • @Just_Some_Gal
    @Just_Some_Gal ปีที่แล้ว

    You are hilarious!

  • @nikkid8834
    @nikkid8834 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're the funniest on the Catholic web

  • @kathiasoto2355
    @kathiasoto2355 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious 😂

  • @MultiJpad
    @MultiJpad ปีที่แล้ว +3

    $10 for a head of iceberg lettuce, thank you democrats.

  • @allisonmartinez2163
    @allisonmartinez2163 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahaha I love you.

  • @TrekieGal
    @TrekieGal ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🤣 So glad you can see the make up on the man to see how you will use it as a woman! Wait? Are you sure you're a woman?

  • @sneakysnake1325
    @sneakysnake1325 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I love that Target but totally agree

  • @IG88AAA
    @IG88AAA ปีที่แล้ว

    Epic

  • @MattKyleBullerthemattkylefiles
    @MattKyleBullerthemattkylefiles ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣

  • @saradorris3554
    @saradorris3554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Laura, how did you manage to not get kicked out?

    • @laurahorn
      @laurahorn  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All employees were apparently just talking to one another and not paying attention at all. . .

  • @Catmonks7
    @Catmonks7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂 accurate

  • @shannonmaria22
    @shannonmaria22 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂

  • @mypresentdelight
    @mypresentdelight ปีที่แล้ว

    100 thumbs up!

  • @Maria1000G
    @Maria1000G ปีที่แล้ว

    @0:18 They do now.

  • @englishlearningcenter1470
    @englishlearningcenter1470 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha! In Honduras it is Jajajaja

  • @mike-cc3dd
    @mike-cc3dd ปีที่แล้ว

    I just pogchamp'd at the "no father wounds" part

  • @HopeKing
    @HopeKing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pretty funny, except the mannequin one. Because seeing how you are in the plus section it is helpful. I think those idiotic small ones are the stupid ones.

    • @laurahorn
      @laurahorn  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Originally Trent went to the men's section to the sexy male models and said "These really represent me" to show the real women vs fake men juxtaposition, but the models had black curly hair and actually did look like my husband so it didn't work. . .

    • @HopeKing
      @HopeKing ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laurahorn lol that's funny

  • @seseaghito
    @seseaghito ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't get the joke about the family planning section, not from the USA, can anyone help? Ta

    • @mmvr2680
      @mmvr2680 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m going to try. She mentions NFP, which consists in Natural Family Planning; methods without harm to women and babies, and in keeping with the faith.
      You can definitely search for more info now. 😉
      Hope it helps. 😅

    • @joannamounce4056
      @joannamounce4056 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Family planning" is the term for the condom section, but Catholics use NFP.

  • @yvonetubla7682
    @yvonetubla7682 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    target is a furniture store

  • @quiricomazarin476
    @quiricomazarin476 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol 😆 just be glad your last name does not end with a "y".

  • @mommalion7028
    @mommalion7028 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the fat mannequins. Did you know the average size of a woman in the US is a 16? It is a bit startling the first time you see them though. hilarious video!

  • @DebraR35789
    @DebraR35789 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂

  • @lonedesertfox
    @lonedesertfox ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “So glad Biden’s President!” Lmbo!!!

  • @stlouisix3
    @stlouisix3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Trent Horn got challenged to a debate by Brother Peter Dimond☦️👍🏻✝️

  • @limegrassy
    @limegrassy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "6 dollars for eggs, so glad Joe Biden is president" 😂😂😂

  • @enslavedbytruth
    @enslavedbytruth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is she so funny....stop

  • @MrMeowmixcookies
    @MrMeowmixcookies ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nailed it. Female nailing it, never thought Id see the day.

  • @thatwifeofhis7815
    @thatwifeofhis7815 ปีที่แล้ว

    🍓

  • @CristinaaaMx
    @CristinaaaMx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤🖒🖒🖒🖒🕇🕇🕇🕇

  • @vkbowers
    @vkbowers ปีที่แล้ว

    😆😆😆😆😆

  • @HolyKhaaaaan
    @HolyKhaaaaan ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my gosh you have the comedic beats down! You are too Catholic moms what Dr. Glaucomflecken is to doctors.

  • @melanielyon7024
    @melanielyon7024 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos would be better on Instagram or TikTok

    • @laurahorn
      @laurahorn  ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Totally! But I hate social media.

  • @MathAdam
    @MathAdam ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First!!! 😎

  • @tiffanywilsonkeesey4281
    @tiffanywilsonkeesey4281 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is a miss for me. Have you thought about shopping elsewhere if it is so miserable for you to be in target?

  • @thisgirl5933
    @thisgirl5933 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh, so I'm over Target not staying in Canada very long haha.

  • @sarahj3349
    @sarahj3349 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t understand the dig at Starbucks employees?

  • @violetblythe6912
    @violetblythe6912 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The strawberries definitely got a little chuckle out of me. Target has the worst produce.
    But a lot of the others didn’t really make sense to me.
    Biden is the reason Target’s eggs are expensive? The food (and most other things) at Target has ALWAYS been really overpriced 😅 I don’t like Biden myself but I don’t see a direct connection there.
    What was the joke with the kids toy and mental health? I didn’t get that one at all.
    The plus sized mannequins… ? I mean what else are they gonna put the plus sized clothing on? And why would you need to be checking out the plus sized clothing yourself being that you aren’t plus sized? 😅
    The blue haired one seemed a little mean spirited also to be honest. It came across like you were making fun of people for having a bad childhood or not having a good father.
    I dunno some of these were funny but I feel others came across unnecessarily mean or completely unrelated. I’m over-analyzing though I know lol.
    Hope you have a good weekend! I’m a fan of your husbands work and happened to come across your channel, so I hope this criticism/questions didn’t come across as in bad faith or anything like that. Not my intention.

  • @saintd_ii
    @saintd_ii ปีที่แล้ว

    female comedians 😬

  • @aaroncatron2306
    @aaroncatron2306 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:46 According to Jesuit scholar Athanasius Kircher, that would be really good for your mental health.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_organ

  • @RainMariz
    @RainMariz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂

  • @rodneyferris4089
    @rodneyferris4089 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣