I don't know what y'all are smokin' but I was forced to move to Illinois when I was 9 years old. I get paroled two weeks every year so I can spend some time near an ocean. I am now 56 and when I retire in less than 3 short years... I hope to NEVER have to return to Illinois for any reason. I never want to be land locked again. And, no... a sea of corn and soy beans is not a substitute for an ocean. Some people may love Illinois, but I am not one of them. To my mother, Illinois is "God's Country" which are her words not mine.
Most of the time, when he tastes the final product, he tends to look either surprised, impressed, joyful, or disgusted. This is the first time I've ever seen him terrified.
i know this face was something else entirely 😂😂 never ever seen this look on his face before, man looked shook, like he’d figured out the mysteries of the universe lmao
@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 eh, sorta but not really. The guy that founded the Hidden Valley Ranch company invented the recipe in Alaska during his spare time, but he didn't start marketing it until he founded the company in California a few years later. Additionally, Ranch as a product is both consumed and used in recipes in the Midwest more than any other region in the US.
oh I needed that laugh it felt so good. I dont know why but "my whole house smells like hidden valley" and "by the power of the midwest" and "what kind of Nebraska Voodoo is this" broke me (had me almost falling out of my chair laughing) and somehow made my day. thank you Dylan. my bad day has the factory reset it needed.
same here, had no clue this was a thing but I forget that cornbread itself is technically "neutral" like most bread, so it could go either way of savory or sweet.... or maybe something else?
The BEST kind - the kind that involves CORN! _The Power Of CORN Compels You!_ _The Power Of CORN Compels You!_ _The Power Of CORN Compels You!_ *_PRAISE HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROWS!_*
Yeah, there USED to be a third tribe in the area between the Oto and Missoula. You know, living on the islands in the great lake of what eventually became the Missouri river... 😱
@@empath69something tells me you don't know geography lmfao Nebraska isn't remotely close to the great lakes and the Missouri River doesn't naturally connect to them lmfao Yeah America has a terrible history of treatment of the indigenous ppls but lying about hundreds of miles (like 877 miles) does nothing to help us.
@jvallas nebradka doesn't even have any large lakes really and lakes don't turn into rivers often so yeah I think saying they might be having trouble with geography is accurate still
I keep coming back to watch this every time I need a laugh. "Bake them all? DIE!" is guaranteed to get me to chuckle. And of course we're all here for Dylan's snatched eyes.
I did too XD. It's just the hipster in you complaining though. Ranch dressing was originally based on popular herbs/spices you'd have on hand - onion, garlic, chives, parsley, dill, black pepper, mustard, and cream or buttermilk. Hence why it got so popular.
I love hearing British phrases come out of the mouth of someone sounding SO American!! The abruptly halted “are you taking the p1ss?!” brought such joy to my heart 🤣😂❤
@@paul22411 I know, and I’m aware that Bermuda is or was technically British…but his accent does sound rather American doesn’t it? That’s why I said “British phrases…sounding SO American!”
@@MrsFooCough he has kind of a trans-Atlantic tinge to his speech. Overall American pronunciation but there's a certain flavor that sets him apart from the typical American native speaker.
Sir, you are a beautiful person, who brightens my day. It is a genuine joy to have your clips pop up on the feed. Seriously, your humor and charisma are top notch!
You sir have done two things for me. The first is that you've reignited my love of baking. I now go to antique shops and buy old cook books and I love every second of it. I've even bought your book. Excellent job by the way. And the second thing you've done is make me realize I'm bi. I've always fought it but between your funny jokes and your dashing good looks I've accepted it. So thank you for helping me become more...me ☺️
If you look at it some, it's the next logical step along the "condiments as meal base" evolutionary line that includes the hellacious mayo-based "salads" of years past.
Because no one else has said it, your mascara is on point! Nailed it dude. Edit; I didn't expect to get 2 400 likes on this comment, but im glad we all acknowledge his beauty. Thanks, everyone!
Dylan is just gorgeous! With or without mascara, his gorgeous eyes really do pop with the mascara. (I am one of those women who find gay men extremely attractive)
"Prick...prickle on" your Freudian slip is showing, Dahling! Side note, that mascara and bit of pink shadow really brings out those gorgeous eyes. 👍🏻 as a professional cosmetologist I've got to say you've always been a handsome guy but this takes it up more than a notch. (Insert Eartha Kitt's iconic growl here) 😻
Ran this by my formerly Nebraskan mother and she was like "Yep. Don't worry it'll be delicious." the whole way through. She says midwest food is amazing but deadly.
I gave in and subscribed. Your shorts have been invading my feed randomly for 2 months. I'm now binging everything and haven't stopped laughing for an hour.
I think you should get a medal for services to the greater community for continuing to trying these recipes for us. That, and having to live in Hidden Valley Ranch house. 😅
As a descendant of Nebraskans, this speaks to me on a deeper level than I've ever felt. O wise Bermudian-Wyomingite! I must learn of the other three recipes!!!
As a Southerner I thought we owned cornbread. And I was right, and this video proves why. Give it to the Midwest, they do strange and ungodly things with it. Not entirely bad - just sacrilegious.
😊 Thanks for the content, always good for a laugh and a good recipe . Speaking of recipe , I just purchased your book for my oldest daughter (10) can't wait to taste the recipe she tries first
but...I *like* Wyoming, and I especially like Dylan - why would you wish such a fate on either of them? ('the Ultimate Cornbread' is nothing like you *imagine* it to be. Such a dread and fell force once again unleashed upon the world would be disastrous. There's a REASON that knowledge is secret and locked away. Here's a hint: before Europeans ever reached what is now known as the Missouri river, 'the council bluff' was a meeting point of three tribes: the Oto, the Missoula, and a third that none will speak the name of, that lived on the islands in the great lake that *used* to lie below that bluff...)
I'm wondering how it would be with a bottle of honey mustard dressing instead of the ranch. Dylan, you are getting to be an international treasure to we, would be, gourmands. Bless your heart!
Me and 80% of my family were born/raised in Nebraska so all the Midwest jokes really hit my heart in a good way. And yes, corn DOES factor into NE voodoo.
It's just so funny when he tries the finished recipe and he's surprised by how good it is... but then, a lot of his reactions when he hates it are pretty hilarious, too.
So curious about the other secret cornbreads now 😂 love the one-liners as always...never heard "by the power of the Midwest," but as a Midwesterner, I'm stealing it 😂
"Ive stopped being surprised and begun to be inpressed"
He's hardening like a war veteran
🤣🤣🤣
According to him he's been doing a lot of hardening.
He does a fair amount of lardening, too.
@@serjiandragonrain4036( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
With how much dead person and war food he’s been eating, I expect nothing less.
As an Illinois native, I need to work "By the power of the midwest" into my regular vernacular.
I'll give that an "amen."
ill give it an "ope"
ILLINOIS GANG!! IT SUCKS HERE!!
@@ferrofluidfangz so sayeth the Midwesterner.
I don't know what y'all are smokin' but I was forced to move to Illinois when I was 9 years old. I get paroled two weeks every year so I can spend some time near an ocean. I am now 56 and when I retire in less than 3 short years... I hope to NEVER have to return to Illinois for any reason. I never want to be land locked again. And, no... a sea of corn and soy beans is not a substitute for an ocean.
Some people may love Illinois, but I am not one of them. To my mother, Illinois is "God's Country" which are her words not mine.
"The lost sacred texts of Nebraska" I'm dead😂
You must have baked them all.
That one got me too!
I lost it! I love Dylan, but this was probably my favorite. South Central Nebraska here. I have to make this for my son!!
It was actually kinda uncomphy hoe many times he mentioned nebraska, way too much attention on us
Most of the time, when he tastes the final product, he tends to look either surprised, impressed, joyful, or disgusted.
This is the first time I've ever seen him terrified.
He's achieved a level of witchcraft he previously wasn't aware of, the terror is warranted.
@DirgeTV Ranch will really do that to a baker.
😂
Ha ha true- but I’m definitely still curious to try it out myself
i know this face was something else entirely 😂😂 never ever seen this look on his face before, man looked shook, like he’d figured out the mysteries of the universe lmao
"Concerned as to why I like it"
Ain't that the understatement of the year. Behold the power of ranch dressing!
Should we tell him that Ranch dressing is technically Alaskan cuisine?
IT'S STILL MARCH
@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 eh, sorta but not really.
The guy that founded the Hidden Valley Ranch company invented the recipe in Alaska during his spare time, but he didn't start marketing it until he founded the company in California a few years later.
Additionally, Ranch as a product is both consumed and used in recipes in the Midwest more than any other region in the US.
Of course the whiteboi liked it, have you seen how much ranch he put into it?
@@justoguevara4391 It's nice to be racist when the Whites are the butt of your jokes, isn't it? 😘
"I'm concerned as to why I like it."
I've felt that about many things in my life!
So true, so true
We all have ma'am lol
Turns out the answer: I'm gay
born and raised nebraska folk here. 1 of the 5 stages has been completed, the corn is spreading. All hail corn.
Actually you're up two.
First was Nacho Cheese Cornbread.
Now ranch. What next?
@@ShayhammowolfNacho Cheese cornbread??!! You have a recipe for that??!
@@donnabacon4681 yeah it was in another short on his channel
Honey butter cornbread, from New Orleans.
As a Pennsylvanian we've caught the corn. All hail the corn
Secret cornbread truly feels like some forbidden midwestern knowledge…I feel more powerful having seen this video
Your likes is 666 I want to like it but it's the perfect number for this video.
@@otakon17you can like it now
It comes at a cost though... your house must smell like Hidden Valley for the magic to take effect.😂
Fuck it I'm making it lol
How many cornfed virgins do you need to sacrifice?
"Bake them all? Die." That delivery had me dying.😂
SAME I don't know why that had me so tickled! XD
"Bake them all? Die!" Absolutely took me out god i love this man's humour
I do too!!!! Love him❤❤❤❤ so funny!
You have what it takes to bake all the cornbread recipes? Like a warrior? Like a master chef?
The absolute best.
The look of betrayal when he tasted it! Like he's thinking "You were supposed to taste bad. Why are you making me like you?" Gold!
Those are always my favorite.
Those kinds of recipes are definitely the best ones on this channel.
"Why are you good? You have a bag of beans in you!"
All my hookups say the same 😂
Like the Pinto Bean Cake. "You have no right!"
@@yetanother9127 That one had to be good to apologize for killing his blender.
oh I needed that laugh it felt so good. I dont know why but "my whole house smells like hidden valley" and "by the power of the midwest" and "what kind of Nebraska Voodoo is this" broke me (had me almost falling out of my chair laughing) and somehow made my day. thank you Dylan. my bad day has the factory reset it needed.
I'm a lifelong Nebraskan who loves ranch and cornbread. I'd never heard of this before. This is the happiest I've ever been.😢
same here, had no clue this was a thing but I forget that cornbread itself is technically "neutral" like most bread, so it could go either way of savory or sweet.... or maybe something else?
Yes, spicey corn bread can be good too 😋
Never heard of it either. Jiffy is good though.
Nebraskan food is undefeated.wish I could say the say the same for our football team....
Give them some time. They are digging out from a giant hole created by a long list of bad decisions. Another decade or two and they should be good.
I was momentarily lost in the eyes and lashes, until Dylan started Dylaning
Dylan needed to look into our eyes to show off the snatched eyes and the blinks of concern at this endeavor.
I knew I thought I saw some eye shadow! It's either that or he's really tired 😂
Looking extra sweet today
Same
yea i thought he looked different for some reason
You can tell he likes it when his ears lift. 💕
Gonna love that laugh! “My house smell like Hidden Valley” 🤣🤣🤣
Was having trouble audio processing that phrase, knew I could count on the comments to tell me what he's saying ♥︎
@@TheOneTrueNothing Same. Lol
@@TheOneTrueNothingMe too! 🫶
So his place smells like a race car track located in Darwin Australia?
Honestly thought he said Hiddenville 😂😂😂
Not sure which got me better. Him laughing and exclaiming "It's corn ranch!" Or "For a gourmet option- are you taking the piss?"
cornbranch
"I'm concerned as to why I like it" LMAOOOOO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are the best, sir.
“What type of Nebraska voodoo is this” that got me 😂😂😂
The BEST kind - the kind that involves CORN!
_The Power Of CORN Compels You!_
_The Power Of CORN Compels You!_
_The Power Of CORN Compels You!_
*_PRAISE HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROWS!_*
As a Nebraskan... Yeah, he's not wrong, lol
My favorite ones are the ones where it shouldn't work but does anyways.
@@jamesnoneyabizness5611But baby can you dig your man? He's a righteous man. Baby can YOU dig your man?
@@jamesnoneyabizness5611 "Gentlemen, behold…CORN!" -Dr. Weird
As a Nebraskan I do believe we need those texts back. This world is not ready for this knowledge
Yeah, there USED to be a third tribe in the area between the Oto and Missoula. You know, living on the islands in the great lake of what eventually became the Missouri river... 😱
If he cooks all of them, the horsemen of the midwest apocalypse
What are they?
@@empath69something tells me you don't know geography lmfao
Nebraska isn't remotely close to the great lakes and the Missouri River doesn't naturally connect to them lmfao
Yeah America has a terrible history of treatment of the indigenous ppls but lying about hundreds of miles (like 877 miles) does nothing to help us.
@@ConstantChaos1Are you sure The Great Lakes is meant by the phrase "the great lake of what eventually became..."???
@jvallas nebradka doesn't even have any large lakes really and lakes don't turn into rivers often so yeah I think saying they might be having trouble with geography is accurate still
I keep coming back to watch this every time I need a laugh. "Bake them all? DIE!" is guaranteed to get me to chuckle.
And of course we're all here for Dylan's snatched eyes.
"By the Power of the Midwest..." As a native Wisconsinite and Minnesota transplant, that line speaks to my roots...😅
My god, your accent must be atrocious....
As a Catholic child of Michiganders, Minnesota-born, Florida transplant I need to say it too
As a Kansan, I can confirm.
With my p.o.v. being South Florida, I concur. Lol there are many mystifying things about the midwest❤😂
As a West-Coaster (with Minnesota grandparentage) that line pretty much took me out!
I'm most impressed with the challenging/desperately pleading look he gave when he said "for a gourmet option..."
"...are you taking the piss?"
the sheer hysteria behind the "prinkle!?" following has me undergoing shrimp emotions
The pause after "for a gourmet option," slayed me
"I'm concerned as to why I like it"
I felt that in my soul
I did too XD. It's just the hipster in you complaining though.
Ranch dressing was originally based on
popular herbs/spices you'd have on hand - onion, garlic, chives, parsley, dill, black pepper, mustard, and cream or buttermilk. Hence why it got so popular.
"Bake them all? Die". Yup. That's cornbread
No one can resist the power of Midwestern ranch
The confused, concern, and shocked look after the first bite was so good!
I am SO here for all of them. His mimic is amazing.
The shame he must have felt from enjoying something so absurdly unhealthy XD
Is this the kitchen version of reacting to something Blursed?
@@DirgeTV Oh man totally could be!
I love hearing British phrases come out of the mouth of someone sounding SO American!! The abruptly halted “are you taking the p1ss?!” brought such joy to my heart 🤣😂❤
Dylan is born and raised in Bermuda...
@@paul22411 I know, and I’m aware that Bermuda is or was technically British…but his accent does sound rather American doesn’t it? That’s why I said “British phrases…sounding SO American!”
@@MrsFooCough he has kind of a trans-Atlantic tinge to his speech. Overall American pronunciation but there's a certain flavor that sets him apart from the typical American native speaker.
Love the "my house smells like hidden valley" line
“Bake them all?…. DIE” is sending me into hysterics ahskdowoejfn
Did I just witness an exorcism?
The demon of Doubt was cast out! 😈
Nah, I think it's the other way around. I think we witnessed a possession.
I think we're witnessing what happens when someone lives in America too long. His taste buds have been assimilated like the Borg.
Yes. The power of the Midwest compels you!!!
Other direction.
A Summoning.
This might actually be the best short you've done so far. I am dying 🤣
That little beat when he looks silently from the cornbread to the camera, twice, when he typically would have said something already….i felt that.
I love the way he laughs like he's lost all sanity as he's mixing ranch into cornbread mix
Sir, you are a beautiful person, who brightens my day. It is a genuine joy to have your clips pop up on the feed. Seriously, your humor and charisma are top notch!
You sir have done two things for me. The first is that you've reignited my love of baking. I now go to antique shops and buy old cook books and I love every second of it. I've even bought your book. Excellent job by the way. And the second thing you've done is make me realize I'm bi. I've always fought it but between your funny jokes and your dashing good looks I've accepted it. So thank you for helping me become more...me ☺️
This gem of a baker uncovers hidden truths, one gem at a time^^
Oh wait until you see the long form videos. Or him playing piano.
From a fellow bi thank you for sharing this I'm so happy for you 🎉🎉
I think you need friends. Just go out and talk to people.
"I'm concerned as to why I like it" is particularly funny as the short ends very quickly on that thought.
My favorite part is always that he takes a COMMITTED bite of whatever he makes. No fear. No nothing.
The 5 Lost Sacred Texts of Nebraska
🤣🤣💥
That's as far as I got before the hilarity took me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The legends were true 0-0
Never underestimate the power of midwest ingenuity
I am becoming terrified of the power of ranch dressing and I wholeheartedly blame the Midwest for it
If you look at it some, it's the next logical step along the "condiments as meal base" evolutionary line that includes the hellacious mayo-based "salads" of years past.
More like indignity
I've been learning instead to simply bask in its glory
THIS 😂💯
He has the most beautiful and soulful eyes.
"The bake them all die" got me 😂
“BY THE POWER OF THE MIDWEST!!” 🤣🤣🤣
“I’m concerned that I like it” is a sentence that could be used after eating just about ANY American recipe
Because no one else has said it, your mascara is on point! Nailed it dude.
Edit; I didn't expect to get 2
400 likes on this comment, but im glad we all acknowledge his beauty. Thanks, everyone!
Seconding. He looks amazing
He was always adorable but I'm enjoying the glow up 🤗
I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed! It does look stunning 😍
Dylan is just gorgeous! With or without mascara, his gorgeous eyes really do pop with the mascara. (I am one of those women who find gay men extremely attractive)
It's disgusting. I generally like him but men with mascara are so repulsive.
Darlin' I love you! You make this old lady smile!
"are you taking the pi-"
Immediately followed by prickle
Too funny
"Prick...prickle on" your Freudian slip is showing, Dahling!
Side note, that mascara and bit of pink shadow really brings out those gorgeous eyes. 👍🏻 as a professional cosmetologist I've got to say you've always been a handsome guy but this takes it up more than a notch. (Insert Eartha Kitt's iconic growl here) 😻
Oh I didn’t even notice that thanks for pointing it out he looks so pretty
I too noticed the eyes.🥰
I can also imagine that this chaotic mess, that he was willing to upload, must have a historical mish mash of bloopers.😂
Edit: hysterical
The original comment disappeared?
I think his brows are too heavy, though xo
@@MsZoedog66Agreed. The brows are too dark, Dylan!
This is the most midwestern recipient I have ever heard of! I approve! 😆
As an Iowan. I approve this message.
@@thatkreigsman3421 as a Minnesotan, I concur
Do you mean recipe?
@@michaelpont3341 I do, in fact mean recipe! Stupid autocorrect 🤣
@@thatkreigsman3421 Iowan here too, and I second the approval of this message!
"I concerned why I like it" LOL!!!!!!! Got me to laugh out loud!!!
That off camera laugh sounded like a dark-cloaked villian laugh for bit there 😆
"I'm concerned as to why I like it." I would be too...
Laughing whilst he says it: "My house smells like Hidden Valley." 😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅
You either love it or you really love it
*_This book contains five secret corn bread recipes.. believed to be the Lost Sacred Texts of Nebraska!_*
That line is so nicely over the top!!
You have now qualified for the secret handshake of Nebraska. We welcome you!
Unironically, Dylan has gorgeous eyelashes
and brows and eyes
I was wondering what was different about him, they look good tho 👍
I came looking for this comment so I could like and agree.
I came to comments to make sure someone had commented complementing how beautiful his eyes look in this video
"My house smells like Hidden Valley!" gdamn... THAT was the best line of the whole bit! :D
Ran this by my formerly Nebraskan mother and she was like "Yep. Don't worry it'll be delicious." the whole way through. She says midwest food is amazing but deadly.
(The sound of a Bird of Paradise having a stroke!) "What Type of Nebraskan Voodoo is This!!"😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing! Please Help!!😂😂😂😂
I gave in and subscribed. Your shorts have been invading my feed randomly for 2 months. I'm now binging everything and haven't stopped laughing for an hour.
I think you should get a medal for services to the greater community for continuing to trying these recipes for us. That, and having to live in Hidden Valley Ranch house. 😅
I love, LOVE the subtle eye makeup you’re rocking! You look fabulous!
"Food-doo", lol!!!! 😂 And also "by the power of the Midwest!" 🤣
That look on his face when he takes his first bite and is surprised it's good. Never gets old.
Brainstorm: skip the ranch dressing entirely, and just mix onion soup mix directly into the Jiffy.
He already made an onion soup bread and liked it so it sounds like a good idea
I'm sorry but, "into the jiffy?" We talking about the dough or actual _peanut butter???_
@NoirRaven Jiffy is the cornbread brand.
@@NoirRavenThe peanut butter is Jif. Cornbread Mix is Jiffy.
@@NoirRavenIncidentally, Dylan attempted something called a "peanut butter onion" a few years back. It turned out exactly like you thought it would.
I half expected you to say "bake them all and summon Exodia."
As a descendant of Nebraskans, this speaks to me on a deeper level than I've ever felt. O wise Bermudian-Wyomingite! I must learn of the other three recipes!!!
he goes through the five stages of grief in every single one of the videos
The pained laughter during the "my house smells like hidden valley..." 😂
"I'm concerned as to why I like it." Lol! Dylan, you're too funny!
As a Southerner I thought we owned cornbread. And I was right, and this video proves why. Give it to the Midwest, they do strange and ungodly things with it. Not entirely bad - just sacrilegious.
Agreed!!!
The Southern crusade, to liberate cornbread from the midwest, begins at dawn.
@@RaptorJesus WE RIDE
Yeah...until the dusting of snow completely paralyzed the charge 😂
We just worship a different god
It was so odd to me, but then at the end when you pointed out the Ranch Dorito connection , it made a lot more sense to me haha
My favorite part was the "What sorcery is this" face 😂
😊 Thanks for the content, always good for a laugh and a good recipe . Speaking of recipe , I just purchased your book for my oldest daughter (10) can't wait to taste the recipe she tries first
dylan has the loveliest eyelashes
Anyone else find it really sweet that his ears pop up when he likes what he’s trying
I still cant get over how beautiful his eyes are
"Bake them all? Die." DEAD I can't stop laughing.
You need to make all the secret Cornbread recipes to unlock the Ultimate Cornbread
That’s how you get the Cornbread Ending to the game
but...I *like* Wyoming, and I especially like Dylan - why would you wish such a fate on either of them?
('the Ultimate Cornbread' is nothing like you *imagine* it to be. Such a dread and fell force once again unleashed upon the world would be disastrous. There's a REASON that knowledge is secret and locked away. Here's a hint: before Europeans ever reached what is now known as the Missouri river, 'the council bluff' was a meeting point of three tribes: the Oto, the Missoula, and a third that none will speak the name of, that lived on the islands in the great lake that *used* to lie below that bluff...)
By the power of the Midwest FTW🤣🤣🤣
And lost sacred texts of Nebraska 🤣🤣 thank you for being hilarious
Those were the two that sent me too 😂😂😂
Young Martin Short needs to do more cornbread recipe videos. This hooks into four different demographics: Midwest, southern, black, and Maine
"Concerned as to why I like it!" *Confused Face*
I was wondering the same thing Dylan 🤣🤣
The sound you made while sprinkling water on this gave me life
As a former Nebraskan, I need to incorporate "Nebraska Voodoo" into my speech.
I'm wondering how it would be with a bottle of honey mustard dressing instead of the ranch.
Dylan, you are getting to be an international treasure to we, would be, gourmands. Bless your heart!
"... concerned as to why I like it."
Needs to be on a t-shirt!
Me and 80% of my family were born/raised in Nebraska so all the Midwest jokes really hit my heart in a good way.
And yes, corn DOES factor into NE voodoo.
"Concerned as to why I like it-"
That seems to be a running theme here, ngl lol
This young person always makes me smile. Lolz - "I'm concerned as to why I like it?"
His eyes look especially good here; I hope he wasn’t crying in dread of this😂
now make a mountain dew icing to go on top.
I'm dead! 😂
Yikes!!
gamer cornbread
Well there’s a direction I never saw coming
Begone, Geoff Keighley! You foul gamer bread has no place here
It's just so funny when he tries the finished recipe and he's surprised by how good it is... but then, a lot of his reactions when he hates it are pretty hilarious, too.
“Bake them all… die.” 😂😂😂😂😂
HIS EYES ARE SO PRETTYYYY
So curious about the other secret cornbreads now 😂 love the one-liners as always...never heard "by the power of the Midwest," but as a Midwesterner, I'm stealing it 😂
"I'm concerned as to why I LIKE it..."
rofl
I’m a straight man who has never complimented a girl on their eyelashes, Dylan, your eyelashes look absolutely amazing holy fuck
you thought we wouldn’t fucking notice
The power of mascara
We're escaping Ram Ranch with this one!
Cool Ranch Dorito as a bread...I have a MIGHTY NEED!!!
As a Missourian, I need to start saying "by the power of the midwest" more often.
I'm a Hoosier (Indiana) and I agree
As a Michigander...same. 8-)