Baldur's Gate 3 But It's Just Memes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ส.ค. 2023
- Just a fella appreciating the dragonborn's body respectfully
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Outro Song: The End of Times - Jorge Aguilar
• The End of Times
#LoneWolfie #baldursgate3 #dnd - เกม
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A half dead mage, a vampire, a space warrior and a bear walk into a bar. the bar said "perception check failed"
First two, not giving a frick and start to get drunk,.the other two, starting to bit the local patreons and bulliyng them for crying.
they are then saved by a bald tattooed Barbarian and a miniature giant space hampster while the Barbarian yells "go for the eyes Boo!"
@@aidenfurry471ranger***
dark urge: sorry lae'zel i'm into men
karlach: hey soldier
dark urge: IVE FOUND AN EXCEPTION
...I feel called out.
Katlach is like a mix of tomboy and top girl
"What can I do for you?"
"DO ME"
so relatable lmao
8:24 😊
The slow outlining of the dragonborn's pecs was filled with bonk-worthy thoughts 😆
Prudes be mad about the bear sex and gay sex in this game, but never talk about the fact you has sex with humanoid dragons, weird, I guess everyone has a dragonborn fetish.
@@PorterB huh, I thought it was common knowledge that everyone wants to bang dragons. Or maybe it's just Lone, me and probably half or TwiXtter and FA 😆
The main Problem of the Game is, there are too many hot companions and you can also have 3 at a time with you. :D
@@Cpt.Str4ng3 The game ultimate dilemma : who should I pick for today's squad ? The correct answer is everyone but the game said no :c
@@PorterB The keyword there, in case you missed it, is _humanoid._
Fuckin wheezing at Gale being like "Im just gonna say what we're all thinking... did you do the murder?"
Same xD HOW DID HE KNOW XD
@@toolatetothestory its entirely possible that the Dark Urge is
A) covered in blood
B) recently guilty of squirrel murder
C) has spent several days telling everyone who will listen that they think of nothing but murder all day long
XD
Okay, fair point.
But not conclusive evidence. It is all circumstancial and would not work in court xD @@ladyofrillwater
@@toolatetothestory which is why he is asking for a confession. He is smart lol
Thought he was gonna say "Why am I wearing this ugly ass hat"
In Act 3 rn and the ‘Astarion can you open the dooor?’ Is like 90% of it so far
I'm in act 2, wandering around with Shadow, Karl and Wyll in my party since they seem to have the most story connected to it. I fucking miss Astarion everytime I walk by a locked chest/door.
I'm playing a rogue warlock myself so i condemned astarion to the camp realm lmao
Got some gloves that make every sleight of hand check with advantage
@@Ellisepha You can smash the chests/doors with attacks, if you're strong enough, like a Barbarian.
I'm a monster and have changed Karlach's class to rogue. Yes, she still makes all the comments about being bad at dexterity checks even with a +12.
@@KingBobbito just imagining trying to sneak in the shadow as a 2 meters high 130kg mountain of muscle literally on fire
It’s wild to me that getting your eye stabbed out by volo gives such an amazing buff. Being able to see invisible has just completely shut down a lot of enemies.
Unfortunately, they won't let Wyll do the procedure so he has two good eyes, again. >:(
In early access you took a permanent debuff of -1 intelligence instead lol
@@flippanties r/woooosh
@@flippanties I swear it blinded you at one point in EA and made your vision super shit. Im pretty sure thats what the hag does now since the hag is evil and volo is a homie.
@@gazmodius hag destroys one of your eyes yeah, not worth it.
volos invis seeing eye is amazing though
Asterian physically invoked my bisexuality the second he bit my character.
Haha. Same but as soon as I met Karlach.
I am LOVING the homosexual energy going on in these videos, absolutely subscribed
Thank you SO MUCH!
Of course!!!!@@LoneWolfie
LMFAO! Hi Shen!@@AeroViro
Well said. Same here lol
Astarion is just *chef's kiss*
Also as soon as I saw the bucket my head went
"This is a bucket.
Dear God!
There's more.
No!"
In divinity original sin 2, you can wear a bucket as a helmet. Its a damn shame you cant wear it in this game -_-
Man later he is so sarcastically comments on us that he has less murders committed in a camp than the dark urge XD ~ I just died laughing tht day. sometimes his humor is overwhelming XD
@@SpadeApeiron it's great. Larian Studios really outdid themselves with this game.
That's the poop bucket. If he put it on his head...
"Hey there. . I got a bucket of chicken."
This is literally Lone's dream: Surrounded by HOT Men, including himself :)
YASS
"Asterian, can you open the door? *pleads*" I have said this all too many times XD
It's a great day when you decide the thumbnail and get to watch a masterpiece unfold
Every time Astarion gets attacked, I yell "Don't touch my boy!"
Ragzlin pushed him into the chasm on my first run. He now gets the barrel treatment every single playthrough 😌
Yay new funny gay dog video 😃
Yes
Gaydog the II
6:51
My man really gave Karlach the light-scale stare lmao
I'm already fangirling over Astarion and I don't even played BG3 yet.
The only problem with him is, S(assy)H(ot)G(oth)V(ampire)Dilf is hard to pronounce- :'D
I'm ashamed (not) to admit hot dragon men were the only reason I bought the game and now I have 100 hours in it
In the game or the hot dragon man?
@@kevinwestermann1001yes
That “all of you” in the beginning resonated with my soul!! 😅
how to recognize a divinity player without telling he is a divinity player: "oh a bucket"
"~Astaaaarion, can you open the doooor~" Yeah. Too real.
When you found the bucket my mouth fuckin dropped. I’m glad somebody was able to put a stop to your madness
Had the same reaction to dragonborn's body~ 💜
Your reaction to the Shirtless Dragonborn is definitely my reaction.
Just makes me wanna just... Do stuff.
Im just glad im not the only one that got caught up in my dragonborns body. I had to go and get him a shirt to put on so he'd stop being so *damn distracting!*
You probably already know this, but you can quick save with F5 and quick load with F8.
Love the vids btw
Oh. I absolutely did NOT know this. That's so helpful thank you!
I have a trauma about doing that in games because of Skyrim. Any quick load could crash the game, especially when you had some mods, and now I have trust issues with quick loads.
@@victuzspend an hour killing the goblin bosses, die to a trap in the Druid cave, had to restart the whole fight.
@@LoneWolfieYou can also adjust how many quicksaves and autosaves you can have before it deltes them (I think it's 50 at the start), so you don't get an error again XD
I love this game. It literally makes me lol. When I walked in on the ogre and the bug bear making babies, I literally just about spit out my drink.
Another ridiculous scene involves your MC getting banged by your druid companion using bear wild shape. You traumatize a nearby squirrel so badly it drops the acorn it was trying to eat.
Dude seriously tho why are the dragon orn absolutely shredded! Im not complaining!
I love that practically every companion in this game is hot pan poly icon
When I first got to camp and my Dragonborn guy suddenly had his shirt off and I saw that. I audibly made sounds.
0:25 that’s my boy!
A literal 10 seconds later
0:35 no my boy!
The squirrel kick just shocked me xD Still sitting here thinking wtf
Your laughter and appreciation to the humor in this game got me dying
Sees dragonborn for the first time.
"Oh my god, you can grind meat on that!"
"Asterion, can you open the door?" So relatable!! All the frekkin time!! 😆
Ayy, a fellow blue-eyed Dark Urge appreciator.
The 180 difference from "You DIED." to "hey~" just because Astarion said hello cracks me up and is 100% accurate lmao. I will be like "Shut up Astarion! Stop complaining." to giggling and smiling stupidly because he called me darling lol
"Astarion can you open the doorr" im glad this is a relatable experience
That steam notification sound wasn't a message from some steam friend, that was the sound of the tadpole sending a message asking "what the hell" after Ethel starts messing with it.
the best interaction with astarion was when i came on too strong at the party in art 1, and he raosted me so hard for it.
His laughthing is incredibly cool 3:50 omg
WHY DID THEY MAKE DRAGONBORNS SO DAMN HOT LIKE WHY XDDD
1:14 "Oh my god you could grind meat on that."
one thing i walked away from this video about Wolfie
"I have relationships with women...
...and sex with men..."
8:27 Honestly, I might buy the game *just* for Astarion.
This was funny as hell. With a group of four people it would be the exact same thought process as this entire video, one way or another.
I did the same thing when I saw my Dragonborn without the shirt
Your wheezing is making me wheeze, I haven't laughed so hard in months. Please, keep posting these videos!
1:23 I am convinced we are programmed npc's. My exact reaction, my exact disapointment.
Karlach is just such a power horse! I love how much damage she deals ^^
Yeah, I like Men too.. but goddamn those Dragonborn pecs are just.. lemme cuddle them knowing how uncomfortable it will feel!
3:03 love that face meme that she pulls. 😂
The "Do me, fuck!" at the end is like the entire player base rn. Including me. Real as fuck.
"Why is he shirtless???" Said with all the gay panic in the world
Your laugh made this 10 times better 😂😂😂
1:13 bro majestic holy shit
1:08 - Shenpai would not survive playing as that race.
One of the best Baldur’s Gate 3 videos I’ve seen, hilarious
I found your channel through part 2 of this series and you absolutely crack me up!! Great videos!
The bear on stairs had me rolling
I think you yoinked the camps 'poop-bucket'. Also dem dragonborn abs...
*plucks out your eye* “terribly sorry” *runs away*
found the second part of this series by recommendation and immediately had to go back and check out the first part - and what can I say I definitely will go through all your videos, you make such entertaining content and I really love your energy. thank you for sharing this!
This was super entertaining, can't wait for more!!
I was feeling down in the dump, until I re watched this video. Thank you for the laughs. it made me feel so much better
Your reactions to everything in this video is exactly what my first thoughts were when I first played XD
greatings sir we would just like to congratulate you on your new Bad Dragon membership and thank you for your purchases.
I ca- I- I CAN'T! *Proceeds to slowly graze dragonborn chest with mouse cursor* OooOoOooo ;)
I need more of that, that was great, subbing for that alone
This is the first time i see any Baldur's content and i it looks exactly like those porn game ads
i will never not love dragonborns
So hilarious you call Astarion "The Boy" lol. I regularly refer to him as Twink, like Twink get over here and unlock this chest. Also, how you doin? ;)
2:54 HES A SHEEP TOO-
Glad to see someone else wheezing with laughter at everything in this game 😂
Bruh I ACTUALLY cried when I kill the owl bears mom, I just instantly reloaded the past save. Just broke my heart
the way you lost it at "i have just one word, yuck" fucking SENT ME oh my god. this whole video made me giggle tho. :)
I have the exact same reactions when playing, wheezing at every little comical thing in this game. I finally feel understood 😂 the entire conversation made me go EWWWW STOP and then that perfect option pops up 🤣
I'd love to see you continue this!
The only shirts that can handle your dragonborn muscles are considered armor and as such you dont wear them while in camp.
I relate to the shirtless dragonborn reaction
The dragonborn camp clothes caught me off-guard as well, though I play a lady. Just my monk walzing around the camp shirtless, but with tiny dragon bikini top to cover up her...scales?
3:55 man said: 🫖🫖🫖🫖
I love this man’s laugh
THE LINING OF THE PECS HELPPPP
for the record, the dragonborn is shirtless because common clothes interact with scales wierd, they'd get caught on the scales and cause discomfort so the design is basically just him taking off the top of the robes which appear to be special fabric and Leather
i am TOTTALLY subbing to you!! this video is soooooooooooo funny lol XD
This entire video is gold but I felt that “ALL of you?!” in my soul - same!
I now want to make a Dragonborn DND character, no particular reason : )
Man thinks bears cant climb ladders when they can run straight up trees lmao.
Your laugh is so contagious!
This was hilarious, I need more xD
"You're fucked now"
1/10
"I'm gonna shit"
Relatable
I am so glad i found your channel this is so fucking Funny!
Your laugh is hilarious :D
"Astarion can you open the door?" is such a mood XD
0:55 the clasic dude that dies at the begining of the match and even if u win still complains the team sucks
3:45 is so raw, im picking Yuck everytime
I perish everytime you go to your save files it's so real of you
your laugh IS KILLING ME
I checked this out before going to bed.... I shouldn't have done that, now I can't go to bed from all the laughing lol
Happy to see im not the only one who flip his coins a thousand times