There's a scene from this movie called "Run, Ronnie, Run!" where they're all gathered around one of those hippie self help circles meditating and doing weird cleansing exercises, and the "guru" guy tells them to go around and say their deepest desires. This stereotypical pothead hippie starts talking about how he wants weed to be legalized and free and given out to everyone, and starts listing off all the reasons it would "help everyone", because he just cares so much of course. And at the end he says "and I just want a little bit of it to smoke. Just a little bit"🤣🤣🤣 perfectly exemplifies how these type of people pretend to care about other people for their own personal gain.
@@antoniehm87 "Men can have periods too, we bleed just like women"... Out of where? If it's coming out of your ass you're not having a 'period', you've most likely got prostate cancer.
I think its because on job sites we actually need to co-operate. You can't have people who are all pissy with each other because of some political bullshit they've been disagreeing over. I've had to do repairs worth probably 100k to a big house because the carpenters weren't talking to each other when they built it. People who are like that tend to get weeded out, they end up in a situation where they learn to keep their political views to themselves or they don't get much work. Some of them can't figure it out and end up chronically underemployed while everyone else is working solidly. The unwritten rule on most job sites is 'keep it to yourself'. Used to be most of society had the brains to understand that waving your politics in everyone's face was a bad idea, but then everyone got on Facebook and reddit and became intellectuals.
@@stevem815 Oh, don't I know it. My old man's company did framing and drywall for commercial clients. He had to subcontract pretty often, but mostly hired the same crew for over twenty years because they were reliable and professional. On the flipside, he had all these stories about "uppity college punks" that thought they farted flowers and that their position made them right by default. You know the type. They're supposed to make sure people communicate, but they ironically suck at communication and they've got all the interpersonal skills of a yapping chihuahua. And you're damn right about keeping things to yourself. I grew up in the nineties when things like politics, your sex life, and the condition of your bank account were guarded like launch codes!
This is how all sane adults should respond to Communist SJW PsyOps. We're watching as our enemies warp the minds of the younger generations and destroy our entire country.
Sometimes you can even use it to your advantage, one of my ultimate "guilty pleasure" movies is a low budget indie called "Evil Alien Conquerors", they actually use the fact that it's low budget to do some ridiculously exaggerated bad effects, and even tie it into the story. It's brilliant, and stupid in all the best ways.
The whole Harry and Megan show proves how tone deaf they are not the British nor Americans want to watch that yet Netflix trust us you want to watch this No we really don't 😡😂
@@DefenderOfVirginity Don't worry, just wait another 10-20 years, you'll have a hell of a time watching these idiots trying to survive in the real world. That's definitely one thing to look forward to.
Tbh I haven't followed that story enough to know whether or not this is an accurate twist to it, but either way, I'm not sure these people should be given the attention, even if it is scrutiny. If it sounds like hysterical nonsense, it probably is, and it should be treated accordingly. We're not going to sit there and try to logically break down why what the crazy homeless dude arguing with himself about is wrong... we're just going to ignore it and focus on dealing with people that aren't nuts. I say these types get the same treatment
@@Theviewerdude Have you not been paying attention to what’s going on all around you? Whether you think it’s a “small” number of people or not they’re having a massive impact on our culture. Have you seen commercials lately? Apparently the US is 80% minority now. Have you read comics? Every new character has to be gay or a minority. Have you seen a movie lately? Apparently women are all super strong and smart. Got kids in school? CRT is all the rage. Because racism is bad unless it’s against white people. Have you tried to have an opinion that disagrees with these people? Our culture is being intentionally destroyed and that’s not hyperbole. The time for ignoring these people is over. They need a light shined on them and they need to be told “NO!” Whenever they start spouting their crazy ideology.
I still don't understand why Netflix gave less than one percent of their workers so much leeway. At any of my previous jobs, they would have all been fired weeks ago and replaced by now.
Every company should absolutely review the Facebook accounts of its potential employees and if they see things like "resist" "occupy Democrats" or other sjw red flags they should not hire them. sjws can only cause trouble in the long run
They told Gina Carano which pronouns she was allowed to use and when she picked her own, they went after her and cancelled her. Granted she said a bunch of other BS too, but you can see how these people are. Do what we tell you to do or we will come after you. It's a very toxic community.
@@noobpro9759 That you have Internet! *cue the horror music that signifies that you're privileged. Even if you aren't white, you're still a victim being enticed with white privilege!* 😋
Not to go all acktchually on you but landscaping companies have the best margins for large jobs on deck and patio installations (according to my landscaper)
@@ozyman1776 Someone will fly in and say they're not that bad (or maybe that kids deserve it fair and square) but yeah, it is an issue that's causing harm to growing adults.
"You don't have an HR department?! What do you do when people throw a tantrum!?!" - This. This right here pretty much sums up the raison d'etre of HR departments.
I can't imagine a Netflix employee finding out most small businesses don't have HR departments and if you bring your dumbass grievances to the boss he will just fire you
The funny thing is at least in my experience if you work for a Fortune 500 company it is very difficult to get fired. Even if you are terrible at your job.
You don't seriously believe that right ? HR deparment does the exact opposite, see blizzard entertainment for reference. Women gets sexually harassed -> HR "Let's fire her before she sues". I mean they literally had a woman commite suicide in the company due to the "office climate", HR was way in on all of that. HR works for the company, not for the employees. If you complain about literally anything it might give them reason to fire you.
@@renzuki5830 I absolutely believe it and what you're saying only proves my point further and why I don't believe HR departments provide any actual legitimate value other than enforcing state edicts like the one put out today.
I think every 16 year old should spend a year doing manual labor... Mowing, hay stacking, whatever. Mandatory military service would be a freat way to get this country back in line too.
@@chico9805 Not even. The guy or girl or whatever it calls itself at Netflix making the stink was an Engineer. I have friends who work in IT at large companies and it is a lot of skilled workers who are doing it, most likely, my friends say, for a power play or sometimes to get ahead by getting people above them fired.
The janitor wouldn't be one of them. They've probably got no personal investment in the employer's business and probably catch crap from the immature children working there.
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.” CS Lewis
@@MrRomanstefan That's interesting though, since CS Lewis was very religious. It's a widely known fact that his Chronicles of Narnia are basically Christian fantasy parables, and Aslan directly states that he is Jesus. I think it might've been anti-clerical, don't know his relationships with the Church, but definitely not anti-religious.
@@Lernos1 true… I don’t think CSLewis was Anti-Religious but there is a common thread among Christians where the big “C” church tries to be too dominant in their man made practices and thus the “Religion” part gets in the way of the intended Relationship with God so there might be occasional push back felt in his writings.
I once led the closing shift in a restaurant and at one point I had two transsexual co workers who had a combined attendance rate of forty percent. No disciplinary action was taken as management was terrified of them and so the solution that management came up with was to force the cis gendered workers to do twice the work with no increase in pay. Unsurprisingly, the ratio of transgendered workers to cis gendered workers shifted quite dramatically. This sketch is an excellent representation of what occurs in the real workforce when the sensibilities of the White- upper-middle- class are applied.
I worked @ a place where the worst employee happened to be both gay & black. They were terrified to let him go for fear of legal retribution even though he was awful.
It's actually weird and relieving hearing jokes that aren't being choked to death by political correctness. It's so unbelievably obvious when people WANT to make a joke that would be HILARIOUS with a swear word or something in the delivery, that are just neutered and pathetic when they come out in the most inoffensive, watered-down possible way.
If it was only satire. It was absolutely hilarious but at the same time sad as that is exactly what the upcoming workforce looks like. Thankfully I will be retired before those dimwits fully infiltrate the trades. Master degree? Those two words dont even make any sense together. Try master plumber, Master electrician and so on. Those are actually earned through experience on the job not a worthless college class.
@@majozichongo3952 Na, actually its more real than you can even imagine. I work in the trades and only 1 in probably 20 is mentally capable of making it. My heart goes out to folks in the next decade. Good luck finding actual skilled tradesmen ti fix what you can't. To the tradesmen, clean house. Charge 4x what you think your worth and stick to that as you will be worth more. To those with a worthless college degree, your best bet is to just cut the check to the tradesman. We tradesmen can not only fix your little world problem but also eff it up beyond your narrow imagination can even comprehend. Remember that.
@@01nmuskier It was a great skit, there were so many wrong things in this protest. Netflix goes out of its way to hire people who are going to be trouble makers. They even encourage them to protest and then the WOKE people physically attack innocent people who are just saying Dave is funny. They don't just say - I guess you have a large selection - not every single movie or tv show or special has to praise us - nope - if I don't like it I have to cancel it. Dave says he befriended a trans who the LGBTQ+ or minus community openly encouraged the trans person to harm themselves which that is the reason they wanted the special cancelled. I'm sure Joe C will get fired for attacking that guy and sue netflix for being a hostile workplace despite the fact he is the aggressor. Neflix the .001% of your employees that insist on cancelling anything we don't like insist you now rename and become the LGBTQ+ channel and cancel your regular subscribers since they aren't WOKE enough.
Can confirm this would happen. I worked as an independent contractor in the Chicago area for a while, and was brought on for extra help for this Italian dude's warehouse. Some snowflake he'd hired wasn't showing up for work, claiming the other workers were giving them anxiety. I don't know what the fuck they were getting anxiety over; that was a good crew with some hilarious stories to tell as we worked. Anyway, this little Italian guy who hired me stops by to check how I'm doing, and he says with a thick accent to my supervisor, "eyy, thees one eesent beeing a poosie like that commie ass-fucker, ees he?" I damn near died laughing. The real world eats snowflakes for breakfast.
I work in remote Northern Territory Aus with my brothers doing construction it’s miserable and hot and we are away from home from anywhere from 4-10 weeks so it’s hard. And I’m only a little guy not built for it at all but I wouldn’t whinge, how many people get to work with their brothers and old man? How many people make good money while getting to work with such good company? Most of us have to deal with some total wankers at work while making pennys, if you can get a job that pays well and the people you work around are good people you’ve got it better then 80% of the people out there already
huh. Judging by what Italian bro said the snowflake was probably talking about communism and they made light jabs at him. Him not being used to a testosterone rich environment probably went home and never came back. The Italian bro checked up on him and they said he was getting "anxiety" to cover the fact he's a "poosie"
"A couple of guys got hit in the nuts" "People other than guys can get hit in the nuts" Great detail with the classic strawman as the guy was talking about specific people without denying any other possibility
@@codycast He was pointing out how the "progressive" character was being overly dramatic and trying to accuse the manager of being exclusionary, even though the manager didn't say anything that would warrant that type of accusation.
Hehe yeah. Although I believe that the joke was about woke white people being very inclusive and open to positive discrimination as long as it doesn't stand in the way of their own career path. For instance, in Sweden we have a WOKE govermental agency that addresses inequality issues. Their employees just happen to be 90% white women. This being in a county with about 40% 1st and 2nd generation foreigners 😅
@@Boonorp Yeah unfortunately Australia has the same sort of department 95% white women. Some of the clips of the department heads being questioned are pretty funny. They are the department in Australia that ran a no name, no birthdate and no gender job application trial, to take away the obvious biases to white middle aged men. The trial was scraped after only merit was considered for positions and 90% of new hires were white middle aged men. That was up from 45% before the trial.
There are truths that can overextend an unpleasant conversation and lies that can end one before it even start. Wouldn't be this case, thou xD This guy would keep talking and talking...
It is a thing there is a flood of "over qualified" people in the job market because they have degrees but they only apply for specific jobs that do not even hire many people meanwhile in manual labor "take the work clothes and come along we have to drag 500 meters of cables and you will help.
The ending is the right answer with these people. I've had a few people fail interviews with me before over this sort of thing (though admittedly way less extreme).
Should see people's faces when I tell them I have no social media other than this anonymous TH-cam account Usually look at me with a stink eye like I'm doing something wrong or got something to hide
The only reason I even got a Facebook was to rank up in a game in 2015. I posted a picture of some metal work I was proud of and not really anything else. Only social media I use are TH-cam and Disqus (if that counts).
This was great, it really nails an under-appreciated perspective on these recent events. The people at Netflix that just want to put their heads down and work until 5 must be fucking boiling.
It is easy to be a "Diversity Recruiter" when you are in monopolistic industries like Tech or Entertainment that requires no manual labour. It would be interesting to see how far diversity hiring takes these Woke companies ( like Google, Amazon and Netflix) if they try their hand at mining, construction and power generation industry.
You do know that most of these companies are still built by men. Most engineers in tech are still occupied primarily by guys. Women mostly make up HR, Marketing, QA, Customer Succeess, etc. Actual engineering product sold by these companies are still mostly built by male engineers writing code all day. The diversity is just theatrics. That's why people like James Damore were fired for calling this shit out.
@@MrHerecomesjohnny maybe that also goes hand in hand with the abysmal average academic achievement gap between the two groups? I can tell you for sure that in most places I worked, if you had a black and white dude with the same qualifications, the job would automatically go to the black one.
People other than guys can be hit in the nuts. This bizarre statement sums up these woke fools perfectly. If you scream and cry, you are fired. That sounds reasonable to me.
Always so spot on. People have really lost their minds but at least we can come back to content like this and realize things that are happening in mainstream headlines are indeed ridiculous!
😂 so true story, I was at the grocery store a few weeks ago and got to second in line at the checkout stand. The checker was an early 20’s girl and the lady in front of me had a case of (ironically) lite beer, just a 24 can box. The checker grabs the beer and acted like it was heaviest thing she had ever touched so she drug it across the scanner and stared at the woman. The woman didn’t say a word and put her card in the machine. The checker girl looks at her screen, suddenly breaks down into hysterical crying and yells “I can’t do this anymore!”, and runs away like a scared toddler. The manager jumps in and finished the transaction. About this time a bunch of people all started showing up at the check stands. The manager had to keep getting on the intercom and telling the other kids to turn their check stand lights back on and get back to work. I asked him what was going on and he said that they were short handed so he had hired a bunch of these kids. Oh ya the best part, the checker girl! That was the first hour of her first day. We are screwed people!
@T I don't know about that. Some on the far left are pushing for UBI - Universal Basic Income. Where the government gives you a check just for existing every month...so basically the only people that will work are the ones that want to be rich or love what they do. I don't know how they expect anything to get done, but it's a real thing they want.
Reminds me of shoveling snow. 50% females would never have happened. We had one. And no one really complained. You did the job, or you got out. Honestly, that job made it slightly harder for me to acclimate to "cozier" work environments. It's easy to understate the differences, but the relative importance of emotion is a big one. "Tones," for example, become a much bigger factor.
Hard work has no place for snakes, they are weeded out immediately. Soft work let's the snakes in until all you have is a vipers nest of backstabbers and slimy office politics.
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Damn ... Was super excited to see you in Toronto but they won't let me in the building 🥲
Segregation 2.0 in full effect 😞
Don't go back to Canada. They won't let you leave again.
Montreal bro! Lots of english fans here
People other than guys can be hit in the nuts. 😆🤣.
Learn to code.
Danny looks surprisingly natural as the owner of a landscaping company.
Wait i thought he actually was one and he was a friend of the TH-cam and agreed to this video
it's in his jeans.
He looks like if Andrew Camarata settled down with a wife and had kids.
@@weeb3277 underrated comment
True
Ryan’s limp handshake in the beginning was perfect.
I've shaken Stephen Hawking's hand. I've had people give the same limp handshake who didn't have a functionally dead body.
I loved the zoom-in on it too ^_^
I watched it on repeat for like a 100 times. Can't get up still 😂😂😂
My favorite,
“Yeah, ppl other the guys can get hit in the nuts”
🤣
Limp handshake is a great way to trigger the working class pleb.
“Every workplace should be 50% women, after you hire me of course.”
Damn that’s too accurate of how they/them think
but women dont exist anymore - remember?
That's ze/zer demonself to you. Also, where do the mushroom identifying people fit in if we're only including men and women?
There's a scene from this movie called "Run, Ronnie, Run!" where they're all gathered around one of those hippie self help circles meditating and doing weird cleansing exercises, and the "guru" guy tells them to go around and say their deepest desires. This stereotypical pothead hippie starts talking about how he wants weed to be legalized and free and given out to everyone, and starts listing off all the reasons it would "help everyone", because he just cares so much of course. And at the end he says "and I just want a little bit of it to smoke. Just a little bit"🤣🤣🤣 perfectly exemplifies how these type of people pretend to care about other people for their own personal gain.
@@tiarnan76 bodies with vags do!
you used them. You are slowly getting converted to their side. Its not too late. get some help
“Every workplace should be at least 50% women, after you hire me of course” is funny af
“People other than guys can get hit in the nuts.”
This skit got too real honestly 😭
Ain't that the truth! How utterly depressing.
That was absolutely hilarious 😂
People also believe that people other than “women” can get pregnant. Oh excuse me bodies with Vag1nas
@@antoniehm87 "Men can have periods too, we bleed just like women"... Out of where? If it's coming out of your ass you're not having a 'period', you've most likely got prostate cancer.
@@dodo19923 this world is becoming insane. common sense ain’t so common anymore.
I loved how the boss didn't bend in this one.
That is exactly how any blue-collar employer would react to this brand of nonsense.
I think its because on job sites we actually need to co-operate. You can't have people who are all pissy with each other because of some political bullshit they've been disagreeing over.
I've had to do repairs worth probably 100k to a big house because the carpenters weren't talking to each other when they built it.
People who are like that tend to get weeded out, they end up in a situation where they learn to keep their political views to themselves or they don't get much work. Some of them can't figure it out and end up chronically underemployed while everyone else is working solidly.
The unwritten rule on most job sites is 'keep it to yourself'. Used to be most of society had the brains to understand that waving your politics in everyone's face was a bad idea, but then everyone got on Facebook and reddit and became intellectuals.
@@stevem815 Oh, don't I know it. My old man's company did framing and drywall for commercial clients. He had to subcontract pretty often, but mostly hired the same crew for over twenty years because they were reliable and professional. On the flipside, he had all these stories about "uppity college punks" that thought they farted flowers and that their position made them right by default. You know the type. They're supposed to make sure people communicate, but they ironically suck at communication and they've got all the interpersonal skills of a yapping chihuahua.
And you're damn right about keeping things to yourself. I grew up in the nineties when things like politics, your sex life, and the condition of your bank account were guarded like launch codes!
This is how all sane adults should respond to Communist SJW PsyOps. We're watching as our enemies warp the minds of the younger generations and destroy our entire country.
“Get the fuck out of my office” is exactly how this should be treated, every time
Implying anyone who works at Netflix would even think of working at a blue-collar
Good comedy doesn’t need fancy sets. The taped-up “Joe’s Landscaping” is the icing on the cake.
Sometimes you can even use it to your advantage, one of my ultimate "guilty pleasure" movies is a low budget indie called "Evil Alien Conquerors", they actually use the fact that it's low budget to do some ridiculously exaggerated bad effects, and even tie it into the story. It's brilliant, and stupid in all the best ways.
Better signage than any landscaper I've hired irl. And they were all great
I think they did a printer "head clean" prior to printing. That's quite fancy.
Amazed they used the blue tape, don't want to hurt the wall
It’s the comedy in the skit that matters, if only SNL could learn from that.
Starting on strong with the handshake
LOL. That detail.
@@laurocoman its not a detail if you focus in with the camera on it.
@@laurocoman A strong handshake is important. I worked on one with a career coach -- and it changed my life.
I like how his whole thing was trying to give people what they didn't want while being condescending about it.
This is funny, yet horrible ;)
It is also dead on for these people.
(That seems to be Netflix' business model and, in fact, the joke.)
The whole Harry and Megan show proves how tone deaf they are not the British nor Americans want to watch that yet Netflix trust us you want to watch this No we really don't 😡😂
Man. This is not feeling like a joke anymore. This is hitting reality levels that are too real
its not a joke. its 100% real now, this is how my generation ACTUALLY thinks and acts🤦🏻♂️ its not a joke anymore people
@@DefenderOfVirginity It's ok we don't classify them as people more like parrots or seaguls from finding nemo.
but that's why it's funny
@@DefenderOfVirginity Don't worry, just wait another 10-20 years, you'll have a hell of a time watching these idiots trying to survive in the real world. That's definitely one thing to look forward to.
@@Zionbahzard now THAT'S funny XDD
Jokes aside this is actually what Netflix employees really did. That is crazy
Actually not all many of them for the Dave thing, it was actually quite small protest XD
Small number of sjw employees but look at the power they wield to get their way....
@@pranavsingh7788 because for some reason society decided to let the inmates run the asylum
these are people that just need to be told "no"
Tbh I haven't followed that story enough to know whether or not this is an accurate twist to it, but either way, I'm not sure these people should be given the attention, even if it is scrutiny.
If it sounds like hysterical nonsense, it probably is, and it should be treated accordingly. We're not going to sit there and try to logically break down why what the crazy homeless dude arguing with himself about is wrong... we're just going to ignore it and focus on dealing with people that aren't nuts.
I say these types get the same treatment
@@Theviewerdude Have you not been paying attention to what’s going on all around you?
Whether you think it’s a “small” number of people or not they’re having a massive impact on our culture.
Have you seen commercials lately? Apparently the US is 80% minority now. Have you read comics? Every new character has to be gay or a minority. Have you seen a movie lately? Apparently women are all super strong and smart. Got kids in school? CRT is all the rage. Because racism is bad unless it’s against white people.
Have you tried to have an opinion that disagrees with these people?
Our culture is being intentionally destroyed and that’s not hyperbole. The time for ignoring these people is over. They need a light shined on them and they need to be told “NO!” Whenever they start spouting their crazy ideology.
"Alright kid, get the f*** out of my office."
*Why Netflix doesn't have a sign with these exact words outside outside of theirs is beyond me*
I still don't understand why Netflix gave less than one percent of their workers so much leeway.
At any of my previous jobs, they would have all been fired weeks ago and replaced by now.
... and the mental relieve when he said it was great. (this comedy is too close to the truth for just the laugh)
Because they are/like this kind of people? They incorporated the “not staring at people for too long during filming” rule
What these companies don’t get that is if they actually did just that, all of the harassment would vanish.
Every company should absolutely review the Facebook accounts of its potential employees and if they see things like "resist" "occupy Democrats" or other sjw red flags they should not hire them. sjws can only cause trouble in the long run
"I would love to be the person that tells other people what decks they're allowed to buy."
Deck-keeping.
Bringing Social Justice to "Big Decking"..
They told Gina Carano which pronouns she was allowed to use and when she picked her own, they went after her and cancelled her. Granted she said a bunch of other BS too, but you can see how these people are. Do what we tell you to do or we will come after you. It's a very toxic community.
It's "deck-splaining."
Ha ha ha
for real dude. 10000% right dude
Limp handshake followed by “Ed, he, him” great opening
I once hired a career coach to work on my handshake (it didn't work, but it eventually led to me meeting Kevin Bacon)
I did not catch that on the first two watches. Damn they fit a lot into these small skits.
@@BloomywoodTheSeries Is it really hard to learn how to give a good handshake?
@@RedLancerMoto I got a whole lesson in how to shake hands in Hollywood. I'm not kidding -- th-cam.com/video/VscIQHr6qBw/w-d-xo.html
Amazing👍🏻
"I'm walking out to protest your deck options."
"Okay, I'm not paying you for work not performed."
“I don’t even use Facebook”
Ahhh, so nice to see a happy sane person for once
Says the fella commenting on a TH-cam video 🙄
Who says we are sane lol
@@jleos0095 bro. Facebook and TH-cam are completely different platforms. What are you trying to say?
@@noobpro9759 That you have Internet! *cue the horror music that signifies that you're privileged. Even if you aren't white, you're still a victim being enticed with white privilege!*
😋
@@TheOReport1994 my apologies. Took me a second to notice the bold joke text was a joke.
I find it problematic that a "landscaping company" seemingly installs decks as their main business, instead of actual landscaping
They can identify as a landscaping company if they want.
Horticulture appropriation!
Not to go all acktchually on you but landscaping companies have the best margins for large jobs on deck and patio installations (according to my landscaper)
Look, the dudes live in New York. They don’t have yards, or decks, they basically had to fake it
These guys live in New York so I'll give them a pass on that one lol
“I’ve heard a lot about you from your father he obviously arranged this meeting” 😆
Fire right out of the gate!
That one certainly was surprising. I heard that it was declared a "cold joke" before filming started.
Im surprised his dad still claims him.
....also surprised Ryan's character doesn't find the whole concept of dads to be problematic.
I was only raised by my mother; my dad disowned me when I wanted to be an actor.
@@ozyman1776 Someone will fly in and say they're not that bad (or maybe that kids deserve it fair and square) but yeah, it is an issue that's causing harm to growing adults.
Well he needs a job
“So, what do you do when your employees throw tantrums and cry?” 😂
Start out the video with literally the worst handshake of all time - Me: "Holy shit, this gonna be good"
hahaha didn't notice that initially. so perfect.
It destroyed me. Laughed for too long and had to replay to hear the rest.
"People other than guys can be hit in the nuts" - you guys kill me, I'm crying
Got hit in the nuts?
I've been called a man-child. And I've definitely been hit in the nuts.
Shows your ignorance. The lesser the brain the more laughs.
“Decks can be violent”. Hard to argue with that logic.
And if you don't believe it, he'll deck you!
I did fall through a rotten deck once, and then it collapsed on me. So it's technically true... 😂
My drunk uncle gets his ass kicked by his deck all the time lol..
A deck killed me 5 years ago.
@@Mathew_01 A deck killed my dad and raped my grandmother.
“I heard a lot about you from your father, he obviously arranged this interview” Too funny. I’m surprised he didn’t ask about the ‘safe space’...
I lost it when he said "I'd like to be part of these conversations from here on in."
The way his voices raises makes this seems so real. Lmao
"You don't have an HR department?! What do you do when people throw a tantrum!?!" - This. This right here pretty much sums up the raison d'etre of HR departments.
Simple answer would be "we fire them".
I can't imagine a Netflix employee finding out most small businesses don't have HR departments and if you bring your dumbass grievances to the boss he will just fire you
The funny thing is at least in my experience if you work for a Fortune 500 company it is very difficult to get fired. Even if you are terrible at your job.
You don't seriously believe that right ? HR deparment does the exact opposite, see blizzard entertainment for reference. Women gets sexually harassed -> HR "Let's fire her before she sues". I mean they literally had a woman commite suicide in the company due to the "office climate", HR was way in on all of that.
HR works for the company, not for the employees. If you complain about literally anything it might give them reason to fire you.
@@renzuki5830 I absolutely believe it and what you're saying only proves my point further and why I don't believe HR departments provide any actual legitimate value other than enforcing state edicts like the one put out today.
"Manual labour."
"I don't know what that is."
I think every 16 year old should spend a year doing manual labor... Mowing, hay stacking, whatever. Mandatory military service would be a freat way to get this country back in line too.
But it's racist....
@@BobbyGeneric145 yeah fuck it dude let us all commit war crimes along our leaders
@@J.R.Swish1 I didn't say go into battle. Many countries have 2 years of required military service for adults.
@@J.R.Swish1 I don't even want to know what goes on in your head if you get "war crimes" from "military service".
I've spent the last 11 years in landscaping, construction, and snow removal. and this is how it would go down 100%.
Great job.
Unfortunately, it's not just Netflix. All American companies are moving this direction.
This is exactly the state of Academia vs real life employment 🤣👏
The sheers sense of entitlement of Netflix employees is stunning. "I, a janitor, demand an audience with Dave Chapelle!"
But it is rarely the working class people like janitors who do this shit.
Janitorial work builds character
Not Janitor, more like useless receptionist or secretary
@@chico9805 Not even. The guy or girl or whatever it calls itself at Netflix making the stink was an Engineer. I have friends who work in IT at large companies and it is a lot of skilled workers who are doing it, most likely, my friends say, for a power play or sometimes to get ahead by getting people above them fired.
The janitor wouldn't be one of them.
They've probably got no personal investment in the employer's business and probably catch crap from the immature children working there.
"We should be telling people what they want" killed me💀
That's the whole mentality of The Modern Left.
I mean, that's how Apple runs there buisness.
I dont get it.
Every car manufacturer when it comes to options on a car.
The zoom in on the limp handshake followed by "he/him" just killed me LOL!
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.” CS Lewis
That's a damned good one, surprised I hadn't seen it before.
I wish I knew in what context Lewis composed those words.
@@jero37 context was religion I believe. People haven’t changed much, I think the fervour of the present day zealot very similar.
@@MrRomanstefan That's interesting though, since CS Lewis was very religious. It's a widely known fact that his Chronicles of Narnia are basically Christian fantasy parables, and Aslan directly states that he is Jesus. I think it might've been anti-clerical, don't know his relationships with the Church, but definitely not anti-religious.
@@Lernos1 true… I don’t think CSLewis was Anti-Religious but there is a common thread among Christians where the big “C” church tries to be too dominant in their man made practices and thus the “Religion” part gets in the way of the intended Relationship with God so there might be occasional push back felt in his writings.
That interview only even lasted as long as it did because Joe was doing a favour for his Dad. I'm still surprised he wasn't thrown out faster 😆
@glyn hodges You're right. I meant his non-birthing parent.
@@skyephoenix801 XD
Would have ruined the sketch...
I once led the closing shift in a restaurant and at one point I had two transsexual co workers who had a combined attendance rate of forty percent. No disciplinary action was taken as management was terrified of them and so the solution that management came up with was to force the cis gendered workers to do twice the work with no increase in pay. Unsurprisingly, the ratio of transgendered workers to cis gendered workers shifted quite dramatically. This sketch is an excellent representation of what occurs in the real workforce when the sensibilities of the White- upper-middle- class are applied.
Imagine believing that it's White people pushing for "diversity". Wake up.
If I ever need to hire people it will be white males only. Just out of spite.
@@bobleglob162 Same. We need to balance all the privileges and advantages that non-whites get.
I worked @ a place where the worst employee happened to be both gay & black. They were terrified to let him go for fear of legal retribution even though he was awful.
@@tsatyamsetti6502 Black privilege.
It’s cathartic to see good comedy like this.
He consistently makes the best satire
It's actually weird and relieving hearing jokes that aren't being choked to death by political correctness.
It's so unbelievably obvious when people WANT to make a joke that would be HILARIOUS with a swear word or something in the delivery, that are just neutered and pathetic when they come out in the most inoffensive, watered-down possible way.
totally dude. 10000% true!!
If it was only satire. It was absolutely hilarious but at the same time sad as that is exactly what the upcoming workforce looks like. Thankfully I will be retired before those dimwits fully infiltrate the trades. Master degree? Those two words dont even make any sense together. Try master plumber, Master electrician and so on. Those are actually earned through experience on the job not a worthless college class.
More like propaganda
@@majozichongo3952 Na, actually its more real than you can even imagine. I work in the trades and only 1 in probably 20 is mentally capable of making it. My heart goes out to folks in the next decade. Good luck finding actual skilled tradesmen ti fix what you can't. To the tradesmen, clean house. Charge 4x what you think your worth and stick to that as you will be worth more. To those with a worthless college degree, your best bet is to just cut the check to the tradesman. We tradesmen can not only fix your little world problem but also eff it up beyond your narrow imagination can even comprehend. Remember that.
“People other than guys can be hit in the nuts”. That put me in the floor. 🤣
I can confirm this; I'm an overgrown man-child and I've definitely been hit in the nuts (it was painful).
"should be 50% women, after you hire me of course" priceless
When employees of Penguin publishing house cried in a meeting that the company was gonna publish Jordan Peterson’s book.
Priceless.
It blows my mind.
I don't even understand how Jordan Peterson is controversial. He just states common sense.
@@generalripper7528 excuse me, common sense? That's problematic.
@@generalripper7528 Because he talks about self accountability and personal ownership to people playing the victim Olympics.
@@generalripper7528 that's the problem, the left can't stand common sense.
I love that they didn't address the actual problem. This employee would make them lose so much money.
It could be worse - it could have been Joe C applying for the job and attacked the interviewer.
That's kinda the joke.
No, literally the joke. If Netflix cancels Chappelle, they lose their biggest $ maker and biggest customer demand.
@@01nmuskier It was a great skit, there were so many wrong things in this protest. Netflix goes out of its way to hire people who are going to be trouble makers. They even encourage them to protest and then the WOKE people physically attack innocent people who are just saying Dave is funny. They don't just say - I guess you have a large selection - not every single movie or tv show or special has to praise us - nope - if I don't like it I have to cancel it. Dave says he befriended a trans who the LGBTQ+ or minus community openly encouraged the trans person to harm themselves which that is the reason they wanted the special cancelled. I'm sure Joe C will get fired for attacking that guy and sue netflix for being a hostile workplace despite the fact he is the aggressor. Neflix the .001% of your employees that insist on cancelling anything we don't like insist you now rename and become the LGBTQ+ channel and cancel your regular subscribers since they aren't WOKE enough.
@@01nmuskier 95% audience ratting on rotten tomatoes. That should say something.
I love the limp handshake at the beginning. I call it “giving the fish” because you make them flop your hand around like it’s a dead fish.
I fist bump, HARD 👊
Nice to see Ryan breaking into documentaries.
Can confirm this would happen.
I worked as an independent contractor in the Chicago area for a while, and was brought on for extra help for this Italian dude's warehouse. Some snowflake he'd hired wasn't showing up for work, claiming the other workers were giving them anxiety. I don't know what the fuck they were getting anxiety over; that was a good crew with some hilarious stories to tell as we worked. Anyway, this little Italian guy who hired me stops by to check how I'm doing, and he says with a thick accent to my supervisor, "eyy, thees one eesent beeing a poosie like that commie ass-fucker, ees he?" I damn near died laughing. The real world eats snowflakes for breakfast.
Lmao
I work in remote Northern Territory Aus with my brothers doing construction it’s miserable and hot and we are away from home from anywhere from 4-10 weeks so it’s hard. And I’m only a little guy not built for it at all but I wouldn’t whinge, how many people get to work with their brothers and old man? How many people make good money while getting to work with such good company? Most of us have to deal with some total wankers at work while making pennys, if you can get a job that pays well and the people you work around are good people you’ve got it better then 80% of the people out there already
Love these stories. I hope this culture never dies
huh. Judging by what Italian bro said the snowflake was probably talking about communism and they made light jabs at him.
Him not being used to a testosterone rich environment probably went home and never came back. The Italian bro checked up on him and they said he was getting "anxiety" to cover the fact he's a "poosie"
I often say that mandatory 8-week basic training should be brought back for everyone so people will learn the valuable lesson of "Don't be that guy".
"Every work place should be at least 50% women, well...after you hire me."
Funniest part was the weak handshake. I'm still dying over it lol.
Hey bro just dropping in to check whether you’re fully dead yet
The zoom in on the limp wrist handshake destroyed me 😂
The fact that there are still people who can make fun of it gives me hope.
I found myself laughing at both the outrageousness of the skit and the incredible accuracy of the dialogue.
The fact he even turned up in person makes this very unrealistic.
He would obviously be using snap chat to do the interview.
And wear two masks
With a sparkly voice changing filter.
My wife talks to her friends on it, okay?
Lol
"A couple of guys got hit in the nuts"
"People other than guys can get hit in the nuts"
Great detail with the classic strawman as the guy was talking about specific people without denying any other possibility
It is worth noting that there is no other possibility
I mean that was also a great joke. I hope everyone can appreciate it lol
I just died from that joke!
Huh? What point are you trying to make?
@@codycast He was pointing out how the "progressive" character was being overly dramatic and trying to accuse the manager of being exclusionary, even though the manager didn't say anything that would warrant that type of accusation.
"...should be 50% women, after you hire me of course"
I'm willing to concede that hiring someone like that may as well count as hiring a woman.
Women probably have more testosterone.
Hehe yeah. Although I believe that the joke was about woke white people being very inclusive and open to positive discrimination as long as it doesn't stand in the way of their own career path.
For instance, in Sweden we have a WOKE govermental agency that addresses inequality issues. Their employees just happen to be 90% white women. This being in a county with about 40% 1st and 2nd generation foreigners 😅
@@Boonorp Yeah unfortunately Australia has the same sort of department 95% white women. Some of the clips of the department heads being questioned are pretty funny. They are the department in Australia that ran a no name, no birthdate and no gender job application trial, to take away the obvious biases to white middle aged men. The trial was scraped after only merit was considered for positions and 90% of new hires were white middle aged men. That was up from 45% before the trial.
@@DonVigaDeFierro nowadays 'they' do 🤣🤣
02:22 "Every workplace should be at least 50% women... after you hire me, of course." ...😂
"You're telling me 'progress' is 'weird' to you?" LOLOLOLOLOOL! That one got me so good.
The only part that doesn't add up is why the father has recommended his son for an interview and not disowned him yet.
Well clearly the dad does not like this guy and thought it would be a hilarious troll move.
@@alucard8433 Or they are best friends and he knew it would be a hilarious troll move.
@@falcianjinn6218 Either way its clearly a troll move lol.
@@alucard8433 I see no fault in either argument lmfao
You think people like this are created by GOOD parents? His father hasn't disowned him because he's probably proud of his son being like this.
"over qualified for this job" is the only falsehood in this video.
There are truths that can overextend an unpleasant conversation and lies that can end one before it even start. Wouldn't be this case, thou xD This guy would keep talking and talking...
"Your over qualified for this job" is a nice way of saying im not gonna hire you.
It is a thing there is a flood of "over qualified" people in the job market because they have degrees but they only apply for specific jobs that do not even hire many people meanwhile in manual labor "take the work clothes and come along we have to drag 500 meters of cables and you will help.
Guys you are missing the joke. The satirical person in this video is not over-qualified for ANYTHING.
Never seen any of your videos before, but when I saw that handshake play in the thumbnail preview, I knew this was gonna be great.
“I’m of the mind” *insert radically absurd assertive statement* genius
The ending is the right answer with these people. I've had a few people fail interviews with me before over this sort of thing (though admittedly way less extreme).
My favorite part of these skits is the complete lack of scenery makes it much funnier
the sign taped to the wall "Joe's Landscaping" HAHAHAHAAHHA
I love how the final straw for him was having a problem with a joke about women XD
Broads
I'm a woman, and I still laughed!
[211 Netflix employees didn't like that and will tweet angrily about it...]
Just the confused look on the interviewer at the "More than just guys can get hit in the nuts." comment is so great.
"I don't even use Facebook."
If you truly want to freak people out, tell them that. The reactions are usually incredible.
Can confirm. Also no other socials besides YT and Wechat (which I only use for messaging anyway).
Lol someone at work asked me "Facebook or Instagram?" one day and I replied "neither". They didn't know how to even comprehend what I said.
I don't have any social media and usually when I tell people that they just say "oh okay"
Should see people's faces when I tell them I have no social media other than this anonymous TH-cam account Usually look at me with a stink eye like I'm doing something wrong or got something to hide
The only reason I even got a Facebook was to rank up in a game in 2015. I posted a picture of some metal work I was proud of and not really anything else. Only social media I use are TH-cam and Disqus (if that counts).
Why do i have a feeling that this really happens
Reality is the greatest humor :)
You haven't lived until you've seen a house with a deck built up around the lip of an above ground pool. You know, to make it extra classy.
Modern times, Modern solutions HAHAHA
Holy shit, 1 second in and the handshake got me
“People other then guys can get hit in the nuts.”
*Confusion ensues*
Maybe he was talking about squirrels. THey have nuts.
@@WorldWalker128 i mean, you are not wrong
"do you have any experience doing manual labor?"
"yea, i don't know what that is"
Excuse me. MANual? Women are just as capable as men!
@@nigelbardoe3771 Yeah! What about Womanual labor?!
The handshake!
Very convincing sketch. You guys nailed this one.
This was great, it really nails an under-appreciated perspective on these recent events. The people at Netflix that just want to put their heads down and work until 5 must be fucking boiling.
When he said “manual labor”, he should have said “don’t you mean womanual labor” or “oh Manuel, so you are exploiting Hispanics.”
He most likelly would say hispánic and caucásic, i really Hope this kind of people doesnt reach to here
don't whoosh me bc ik you're joking, but I just wanna point out "manual" comes from the latin for hand, and doesn't have anything to do with men
@@temporaryaccount5698 yes, as a prove i want to say that hand in spanish (a romantic lenguage) is translated and mano
hahahahah YES!
It is easy to be a "Diversity Recruiter" when you are in monopolistic industries like Tech or Entertainment that requires no manual labour.
It would be interesting to see how far diversity hiring takes these Woke companies ( like Google, Amazon and Netflix) if they try their hand at mining, construction and power generation industry.
Add sewage maintenance and roofing to the bunch.
The woke crowd only cares about diversity in fancy comfy jobs. Any manual labor jobs with no women get ignored.
You do know that most of these companies are still built by men. Most engineers in tech are still occupied primarily by guys. Women mostly make up HR, Marketing, QA, Customer Succeess, etc. Actual engineering product sold by these companies are still mostly built by male engineers writing code all day. The diversity is just theatrics. That's why people like James Damore were fired for calling this shit out.
just saying, it's way easier as a black dude to get a shit manual low paying job than a white collar job with other white dudes
@@MrHerecomesjohnny maybe that also goes hand in hand with the abysmal average academic achievement gap between the two groups?
I can tell you for sure that in most places I worked, if you had a black and white dude with the same qualifications, the job would automatically go to the black one.
People other than guys can be hit in the nuts.
This bizarre statement sums up these woke fools perfectly. If you scream and cry, you are fired. That sounds reasonable to me.
“Cause the fact that some people can’t use wrap around decks doesn’t affect you at all and you just go to sleep at night!”😂
That's why we have MULTIPLE OPTIONS!!
the limp handshake, lmfao
The limp handshake at the beginning is all I needed
It would have been hilarious if you had Ryan say “get the f*ck out of my office”
Lol great video
Love the limp handshake and "I *would* love to put myself in charge of the HR department."
Seems like a cool place to work, they even have a box full of Metallica T-shirts for new employees.
The limp handshake killed me. 🤣
Got me at the reaction to "People other than guys can get hit in the nuts" lmao
Always so spot on. People have really lost their minds but at least we can come back to content like this and realize things that are happening in mainstream headlines are indeed ridiculous!
For now. *cue horror music of censorship*
“people other than guys can be hit in the nuts”
GOLD.
It's true; I'm still an over-grown teenager, and I've definitely been hit in the nuts.
“You’re telling me progress is a problem for you?” 😂😂😂
"Yes.. YES!!!"
There is no such thing as “progress”.... There are only cycles...
@@hegel5816 Karl Marx would say something like that 😂
“Progress”
They call regression, progression. Love, hate. Truth, lies.
ngl, as a french person, i was waiting for that joke since the first second where i saw the guy on the right 1:12
1:14 wasn’t ready for the yellow vest reference😂😂
That handshake got me straight outa the box.
"Every company should be at least 50% women (after you hire me of course)"
lol
"Edd, he/him, nice to meet you"
I totally missed that the first time watching.
lol thank you comment section I missed the handshake part at the beginning, hahaha gold, and accurate.
The limp ass handshake got me howling 3 seconds in 🤣
Joe's Landscaping will receive strong worded online reviews from several freshly made accounts I guarantee you.
0:08 Ryan and team really nailed it on the signage for this skit.
😂 so true story, I was at the grocery store a few weeks ago and got to second in line at the checkout stand. The checker was an early 20’s girl and the lady in front of me had a case of (ironically) lite beer, just a 24 can box. The checker grabs the beer and acted like it was heaviest thing she had ever touched so she drug it across the scanner and stared at the woman. The woman didn’t say a word and put her card in the machine. The checker girl looks at her screen, suddenly breaks down into hysterical crying and yells “I can’t do this anymore!”, and runs away like a scared toddler. The manager jumps in and finished the transaction.
About this time a bunch of people all started showing up at the check stands. The manager had to keep getting on the intercom and telling the other kids to turn their check stand lights back on and get back to work. I asked him what was going on and he said that they were short handed so he had hired a bunch of these kids.
Oh ya the best part, the checker girl! That was the first hour of her first day.
We are screwed people!
Because Western ppl are weak
@T I don't know about that. Some on the far left are pushing for UBI - Universal Basic Income. Where the government gives you a check just for existing every month...so basically the only people that will work are the ones that want to be rich or love what they do. I don't know how they expect anything to get done, but it's a real thing they want.
agree
r/thathappened
@@a.t.sweeney9325 This is TH-cam, not Reddit.
Maybe the first video I’ve ever seen that had me howling in the first second. Had to pause it to cry laughing for a while
Reminds me of shoveling snow. 50% females would never have happened. We had one. And no one really complained. You did the job, or you got out. Honestly, that job made it slightly harder for me to acclimate to "cozier" work environments. It's easy to understate the differences, but the relative importance of emotion is a big one. "Tones," for example, become a much bigger factor.
7ft of snow one year. My sisters and I shoveled out everyone's cars at 5 in the morning while my brother slept off his crack high.
Hard work has no place for snakes, they are weeded out immediately. Soft work let's the snakes in until all you have is a vipers nest of backstabbers and slimy office politics.
This was entertaining & actually reassuring at the same time! Thanks guys great work.