NEW "FASTEST VIOLINIST IN THE WORLD" IS EVEN FASTER (and more sacrilegious)

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  • @twosetviolin
    @twosetviolin  5 ปีที่แล้ว +18901

    "Musical geniuses are born, not created" ~ NASA

    • @bipolarbanana997
      @bipolarbanana997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      TwoSetViolin 😂 they can't actually put a NASA chip in a violin, it would just make the sound worse not better

    • @gddarkcastle9915
      @gddarkcastle9915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@TaylorPotts-pv1yx "no u" - everyone else

    • @johnny_eth
      @johnny_eth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      You should defiantly put that on a t-shirt

    • @meerierorero
      @meerierorero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      "Never practice, you're never a genius"~NASA

    • @SSTR87
      @SSTR87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO

  • @adaminarizushi5147
    @adaminarizushi5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18274

    wow, he is hitting all the notes except for the right ones.

    • @alexicon2006
      @alexicon2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      That was a Good Comment. Take my like

    • @twisty8005
      @twisty8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Dude calm down, he's just an adult

    • @hiiajeeuwhauioe
      @hiiajeeuwhauioe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      @@twisty8005 21 month old adult

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      He must be jazz musician, jazz is all about the notes you _don't_ play.

    • @mohamedidris675
      @mohamedidris675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Big brain

  • @d-zh
    @d-zh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10776

    Maybe NASA did modify it, and it was meant to be played in space so no one could hear it.

    • @sean7685
      @sean7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      ooohhhhhh

    • @mcsqueezyboi2806
      @mcsqueezyboi2806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ok I see u

    • @mcsqueezyboi2806
      @mcsqueezyboi2806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      big boss r u dumb or are u stupid?

    • @mcsqueezyboi2806
      @mcsqueezyboi2806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      big boss ohh ok I thought u meant in outer space not the ISS

    • @JereTime
      @JereTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      big boss No he meant he was goind to outer space so no one on Earth could hear it.

  • @ilcannonemusic
    @ilcannonemusic ปีที่แล้ว +2051

    "musical geniuses are born, not created"
    "For 37 years I've practiced 14 hours a day, and now they call me a genius." -Pablo de Sarasate

    • @ViridianFlow
      @ViridianFlow ปีที่แล้ว +73

      This line of thinking is just an excuse for lazy people to never try.
      "I'm not good at that so it's not worth doing"
      Nobody is good to start. Some people suck a little less, but nobody does something for the first time and is "good". By claiming people who are good at things are just naturally talented they give themselves an excuse to never have to practise anything and have an "out" for being bad at things

    • @MishaSkripach
      @MishaSkripach ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They mean that, unless one is born a genius, not amount oif 14h a day practice will help. Sarasate only became a genius after all the years of practice, because he was born with his abilities.

    • @NN-fw9il
      @NN-fw9il ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MishaSkripach If you think that's actually an excuse not to try,I recommended you to research about the Polgar experiment.

    • @MishaSkripach
      @MishaSkripach ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NN-fw9il I just have talent. Two kids with the same amount of work will have different result. As parents do not torture kids, they leave the unable in peace and let the able ones practice a lot. Explain how it itpossible to start piano at 6, practice no more than 2 hours a day, ho to school, and play Moonlight sonata at 7? It is not effort, it is inborn ability. You need water and fertiliser in order to grow an orange tree from an orange stone , but no amount of water and fertiliser will grow an orange from a sea shell of the same size.

    • @Anonymous__S
      @Anonymous__S ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@MishaSkripachWhat abilities was he born with if he had to practice? I guess you speak of being lucky enough to be born with hands and fingers, and that he was born with all the motor neurons required to make them move and grab the instrument, so he has the ability to practice.

  • @EVENINGWOLF666
    @EVENINGWOLF666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52032

    I know it was supposed to be Flight of the Bumblebee but it was more like crash of the diseased moth.

    • @nihitkhunteta6137
      @nihitkhunteta6137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2603

      Or buzzing of a mosquito....

    • @worksofhands
      @worksofhands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      😂😂😂😂

    • @anushkadugar4472
      @anushkadugar4472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

      @@nihitkhunteta6137 buzzing of a mosquito is better than this

    • @nakonyaaa9896
      @nakonyaaa9896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +769

      More like the dying of a cicada lol 😅😅

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      now i actually think that the Ben Lee one is not *that* bad
      at least i can imagine a bumblebee from his

  • @wryn_sigil
    @wryn_sigil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9112

    I’m not even a violinist but this hurt me so bad, physically and mentally

    • @lunaemeraldwall3825
      @lunaemeraldwall3825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      DuchessWolfie this is PAINFULL

    • @avernoctio4320
      @avernoctio4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Knees hurt

    • @avernoctio4320
      @avernoctio4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Arms heavy

    • @avernoctio4320
      @avernoctio4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Joe mom spaghetti

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DuchessWolfie same dude
      I surrounded by violinist and oh my gawd this is horrible

  • @confusioneternelle
    @confusioneternelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16974

    If you can mess up slowly, you can mess up quickly. And he did!

  • @Marbles40
    @Marbles40 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Thank you so much for putting this one back 😭😭one of my favorites
    Love you guys

    • @Lektris_
      @Lektris_ 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ikr!! i was looking for it the other week

  • @disrespectedviola8954
    @disrespectedviola8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3870

    I’m the fastest pianist in the world. I just hit all the keys at once.

  • @Lynn-fb1kp
    @Lynn-fb1kp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4491

    If you can sacrilegious slowly, you can sacrilegious quickly.

    • @kryptoonspoopy8536
      @kryptoonspoopy8536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Just beautiful 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @mirageinthedesert5448
      @mirageinthedesert5448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      白刀 legend has it that Paganini was the first violin rockstar

    • @zhengyan8600
      @zhengyan8600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      热评预定w

    • @clouds6799
      @clouds6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO!!!

    • @sumsum2801
      @sumsum2801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I need a merch for this quote

  • @standard_limbo
    @standard_limbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28865

    Actually, with his playing, faster is better. Because then you don't have to listen to it as long.

    • @crehenge2386
      @crehenge2386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +854

      It's a good thing it's a recording. That way I don't have to listen to it at all

    • @louyirabbitkim8207
      @louyirabbitkim8207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ok Boomer

    • @louyirabbitkim8207
      @louyirabbitkim8207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Немезида ok boomer

    • @louyirabbitkim8207
      @louyirabbitkim8207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Em Pac ok boomer

    • @joanniebacus
      @joanniebacus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@louyirabbitkim8207 A noob at comebacks.
      You keep saying 'ok boomer,' maybe *YOU'RE THE BOOMER.*

  • @kainuipenaloza9395
    @kainuipenaloza9395 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Being a good violinist because you can play fast is like being a good reader because you can flip pages fast.

    • @BlacksmithTWD
      @BlacksmithTWD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      indeed, playing fast and playing good are two vastly different things. By definition if you play an adagio piece fast you are not playing good.

  • @stvrfall
    @stvrfall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5862

    im not a violinist and i can tell that something is awfully wrong

    • @flowedrea
      @flowedrea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      i was about to say that

    • @telterio956
      @telterio956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yup, same I just sing and when i was a young i listen to Classical piano pieces....

    • @ieatplastic1756
      @ieatplastic1756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am across from the section and I can tell the bow should be moving a little more

    • @brycesusong6307
      @brycesusong6307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sameeee I play trumpet

    • @evewhoo
      @evewhoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jingyi Ye I'm not even a musician and I can tell that something is awfully wrong XD
      I played piano until the end of high school. That's it.

  • @TheDiamondJedi
    @TheDiamondJedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6045

    Even non-musicians should be able to tell that he’s completely garbage at that.

    • @nevadacountymusic9439
      @nevadacountymusic9439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      this video hurts me to watch

    • @blaze_it9842
      @blaze_it9842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Every note makes me cringe

    • @idunspratbubbla4998
      @idunspratbubbla4998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It actually physically hurts to hear him play that...

    • @i5m1thy
      @i5m1thy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Was he even officially recognised as the fastest or did he just start calling himself that?

    • @erikasakura7721
      @erikasakura7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Apparently not those who organize the show.

  • @rowansings64
    @rowansings64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2181

    I know a flutist who would get told that she’s a natural, that she was born musical. She would always be kind of sad because she spent years of hard work getting to be an amazing flutist and everyone acted like she was born with it.

    • @rowansings64
      @rowansings64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      austin M talented means you did well. Talented is different than genetics, so you should definitely take that as a compliment.

    • @Max-yp1iw
      @Max-yp1iw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      AloeVega you’re right

    • @alhassirakhdugani5813
      @alhassirakhdugani5813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      AloeVega I have a friend I grew up with that is one of the most talented artists I’ve ever seen, professional or non professional. She’s the same way, she used to get very upset when we’d be chilling and someone would walk by and see her sketch and be like “ohhh you had to have been born this good!”
      Granted she was actually born incredibly talented, BUT her mastery of the arts for hours and hours every single day of our lives is what led to her being what she is now.

    • @johnrafaellapena8381
      @johnrafaellapena8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @austin M should've practiced 40 hours tho

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@rowansings64 talented implies genetics for me

  • @jakethepillowsnake5302
    @jakethepillowsnake5302 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    If you listen to Dylan's original performance at 0.25 speed, it sounds like he's beating a rusty door hinge with an even rustier door hinge.

    • @estebanruiz2056
      @estebanruiz2056 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hiimtotoro
      @Hiimtotoro ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If u listen to the performance in this vid it sounds like a slowed down anime opening

  • @amv240
    @amv240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    Electrochemist here. Electrodes require a conducting or at least semiconducting medium to do anything. Wood is insulating. Unless the violin has some wired system, the argument is just unphysical.

    • @badhbhchadh
      @badhbhchadh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      well, what he said was vague af anyway. That was probably an "I am very smart" move and he didn't know what he was saying..

    • @hjdbr1094
      @hjdbr1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      but he used fancy words so it is photosynthesis correct

    • @teo-medesi
      @teo-medesi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@hjdbr1094 Quantum electrolyte photosynthesis indeed

    • @OganySupreme
      @OganySupreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@teo-medesi Photon qubit superposition quantum electrolyte photosynthesis indeed.

    • @floatingshoppinglist5193
      @floatingshoppinglist5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Super Knuckle Ka-Knuckle belt buckle banana truffle head ass

  • @adammorley6966
    @adammorley6966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3649

    He makes himself sound worse because of his ego.

    • @RobinNashVideos
      @RobinNashVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      He's so cocky, I wonder if he's actually heard how Flight of the Bumblebee is meant to sound. Because I refuse to believe he has and still acts so confident.

    • @DavidThePercussionist
      @DavidThePercussionist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I came out with violin in bow in hand

    • @colinfortin6034
      @colinfortin6034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cape without a hero I doubt that he has and ma an pa just couldn’t tell ‘im he sucked

    • @mhq3169
      @mhq3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah it gives me physical cringe

    • @wrenclark4907
      @wrenclark4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Morley so, so true

  • @KuroNekoIX
    @KuroNekoIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9469

    plot twist, he only did this to be on TwoSetViolin video

  • @bvoyelr
    @bvoyelr ปีที่แล้ว +337

    12:35 - playing this back at 1/4 speed is the most amazing, horrifying, painful experience of my life.

    • @voichitamuthi6699
      @voichitamuthi6699 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fr

    • @tingleehoong5797
      @tingleehoong5797 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I didn't realise how bad it was until I played it at .25......what formally seemed to be slightly familiar paragraphs were now misshapen monstrosities that came from hell lol

    • @LegendWolfA
      @LegendWolfA ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It sounds like a dying speaker

    • @czhillimedia2391
      @czhillimedia2391 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s terrifying. Not for the week of heart or those prone to psychotic episodes.

    • @MrGeekasm
      @MrGeekasm ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OMG took your advice. Now I'm dead.

  • @jonothorne3253
    @jonothorne3253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22677

    I'm a professional pianist, and I can play this whole song in less than a second, by pressing all the keys at once using a stick.

    • @strawbury1384
      @strawbury1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      LING LING GRANGER nah in my opinion these two SAcrilegious bOiS played it as a song 🤣

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @A.H gotta call it a song to be sacrilegious though

    • @Ash-eb4en
      @Ash-eb4en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Cool

    • @yourstrulydiablo
      @yourstrulydiablo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Did you just call it a SONG???
      That’s sacrilegious

    • @raulenoisevois8197
      @raulenoisevois8197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @A.H Bla bla bla

  • @mishroom8097
    @mishroom8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3637

    The screeching isn't the sound of the music.
    It's the sound of his violin crying for help.

    • @huyenphungthanh
      @huyenphungthanh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      His poor tortured violin screams for help as it tries to escape from its tormentor

    • @lucianospricido9577
      @lucianospricido9577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that's an underrated comment

    • @Frei_Raum
      @Frei_Raum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh yes, his poor little violin has all my compassion. Really, it has. I literally can see it, weeping quietly its tears at nights. May we all send our good thoughts to it.

    • @kiddingkhatt1804
      @kiddingkhatt1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I listened to this thinking maybe twosetviolinists just over exaggerated the title.i was so wrong.i killed my ears,and I think vov(I think that’s how you spell it) killed his violin.i wished I could save it before it was too late :p.SAVE THE VIOLINS...LEARN HOW TO PLAY!!!

    • @seddy9533
      @seddy9533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

  • @kindachilling6988
    @kindachilling6988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3067

    'If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly"
    Vov Dylan: If Ben Lee can play it bad, I can play it worse

    • @farizatanvir6650
      @farizatanvir6650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Precisely why he's VOV Dylan-a rip off, haha.

    • @aro4457
      @aro4457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rip 420 likes

    • @tweepy123
      @tweepy123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Congrats, Vov Dylan, because we all know that is quite a feat in itself XD

    • @kimberlychin7202
      @kimberlychin7202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao 😂

    • @tyronebear6297
      @tyronebear6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooh

  • @genevievemurray7743
    @genevievemurray7743 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As an Australian this has been doubly painful. It was like watching a Got Talent show where the judges get all awestruck over singers producing obviously flat and sour notes. I don’t play and instrument but I do have ears. You fellows make me laugh but todays vlog made me cry with pain. Keep up the fun.

  • @attempt58
    @attempt58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5482

    no guys he is actually amazing
    he just wrote his own piece called
    " death of the bumblebee "

    • @asca_1348
      @asca_1348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      completely 100% improv too, such beautiful cadenzas and microtones are on point

    • @saraazizi7084
      @saraazizi7084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AnimeBoi1348 wait......
      *r u joking ?????????????*

    • @vari1535
      @vari1535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It all makes sense now

    • @ItsBlueXoxo
      @ItsBlueXoxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pudeng t 😂

    • @abalonechi9807
      @abalonechi9807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Save the Potatoes no it’s called sarcasm

  • @10KC20MG
    @10KC20MG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3341

    "Born in to a musical family" his family must be embarrassed

    • @perm4fr0st
      @perm4fr0st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂

    • @sitcomsTV
      @sitcomsTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Of course... NOT.
      They are proud. He may be the best out of them.

    • @707-o7t
      @707-o7t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LING LING GRANGER what was funny I don’t get it 0-0?

    • @707-o7t
      @707-o7t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LING LING GRANGER ohh..😬😬 this is so awkward I didn’t get the roast sorry if you got offended😬😬😬

    • @ruthsalgado6775
      @ruthsalgado6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD XD XD XD XD HAHAHHAHAHHAAA

  • @enkiitu
    @enkiitu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14777

    Being considered a good violinist because you can play fast is like being considered a good writer because you can write 2000 words a minute.

    • @eknitscars
      @eknitscars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Exactly!

    • @shioriroy8385
      @shioriroy8385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Omg so accurate 🤣

    • @becausewhynot212
      @becausewhynot212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      Ben would probably just write a bunch of random words, this guy would just write "I" and "a" 2000 times 😂

    • @allmyinterests5139
      @allmyinterests5139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Totally agree. Better play some intermediate piece really musically an beautiful than a hard piece sloppy.

    • @orangu
      @orangu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

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      alright, usually there's a timer somewhere, so yea

  • @TheCrazyLifeOfRyan
    @TheCrazyLifeOfRyan ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I love how Brett's just wearing his "If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly." shirt lol.

  • @locklynn9378
    @locklynn9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5065

    New World Record: Most notes missed in Flight of The Bumblebee

    • @caddelworth
      @caddelworth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      … plus, most notes WRONG in a single attempt at 'Flight of the Bumble Bee.'

    • @VincenzoCarboneMLG101
      @VincenzoCarboneMLG101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL.

    • @aneles2647
      @aneles2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah!!!It's a good new world record!Then this guy can be the no.1 and MAYBE Ben Lee can be the no.2. At last, The Bumblebee become no sound😊😊😊

    • @breadofbreads
      @breadofbreads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hah I would win in that

    • @aneles2647
      @aneles2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breadofbreads i think all people can win in i that🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilyflare2
    @lilyflare2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2172

    This man is single handedly causing the extinction of bees.

    • @jerrind4468
      @jerrind4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmaoo

    • @nielle105
      @nielle105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Róisín Grant OM LORRRD OOOOOO

    • @thatoneothergamer6158
      @thatoneothergamer6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      because they don't want their names associated with this man

    • @SlinkyDrinky
      @SlinkyDrinky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Róisín Grant HAHAHA

    • @pubgplayer1720
      @pubgplayer1720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The bee movie came true after he played this piece

  • @chim9110
    @chim9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5237

    World Record Fast Violin Playing Starter Pack:
    -Flight of the Bumblebee
    -Wacky violin
    -Narcissism
    -Bad news reporter host lady

    • @avabrumett6734
      @avabrumett6734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      And don't forget not being able to actually play the violin 🎻

    • @lunarbutterfly3394
      @lunarbutterfly3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @furukawahime
      @furukawahime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Massive discount
      Only now pay -40 hrs- nothing
      You're saving 40 hours a day

    • @richboshart1201
      @richboshart1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot Ling Ling-like brilliance

  • @Chr1sM8
    @Chr1sM8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "Does your wife also say you finish in 38 seconds?" DAMNNN 🔥🔥🔥

  • @eigengeass5169
    @eigengeass5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2728

    I'm an electrical engineering student. The second he said there were electrodes in the violin to age the wood and modify the sound I literally threw my phone😂😂😂

    • @jenniferhudgenz
      @jenniferhudgenz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Good luck doing E&E, I'm still on the way😂

    • @MK-bi1hj
      @MK-bi1hj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Lol I'm not even N electrical engineer. I'm still a high school freshmen and that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

    • @jademaverick8291
      @jademaverick8291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What's an electrode though?

    • @wiczus6102
      @wiczus6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I don't know how well would wood conduct between 2 electrodes, if it does well then the carbohydrates in wood are connected with oxygen atoms, electricity causes saturation of these atoms which means that the polymer can break apart. Since it is loaded, It will react with H+ once the current stops, you will have occasional neutral oxygen left over, which should dissipate. And the cellulose might reconnect with OH- ions. So it should make wood more dry and brittle, maybe more compressed.

    • @jenniferhudgenz
      @jenniferhudgenz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wiczus6102 science geeek 😂

  • @Aya-ej2eu
    @Aya-ej2eu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1672

    I feel like this is the violin equivalent of :
    "_your CV says that you're incredibly fast at mental calculation
    _i am indeed
    _so, 1639x23?
    _52
    _it's completely wrong
    _yeah but it's fast"

    • @river446
      @river446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yes! You hit the nail on the hammer. Congratulations for being a smart person.

    • @catrinacoons390
      @catrinacoons390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @laurapz6947
      @laurapz6947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The accuracy

    • @dw2843
      @dw2843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eh, close enough amirite?

    • @simmbuddy
      @simmbuddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you can do it slow, you can do it fast, right?

  • @yirdna2284
    @yirdna2284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    This guy is literally that one dude in class that tries to be the teacher's favorite but makes everyone including the teacher uncomfortable

  • @e10moment
    @e10moment ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It really shows how confidence can get you anywhere

  • @youtubeuserdan4017
    @youtubeuserdan4017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12795

    Flight Of The Bumblebee? This sounds like the mental breakdown of a housefly.

    • @thedenimchefsews
      @thedenimchefsews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      Underrated comment.
      Also, thanks to this video, my houseflies that have evaded me for days are now all deceased and easy to vacuum up.

    • @burhhmurh807
      @burhhmurh807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They should make music about it

    • @korosensei4873
      @korosensei4873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Because its getting trapped under a cup and ur about to gas chamber it...
      Just like ...

    • @cherryy3236
      @cherryy3236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Screw you, you bloody genius that made me laugh

    • @icantchooseaname6903
      @icantchooseaname6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If i had the power to give u 10+ likes.. I'd give u 10 billion

  • @sveeniebetsargis9169
    @sveeniebetsargis9169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    He's playing the "Fright of the Mumblebee"!

  • @TheoWecker
    @TheoWecker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3931

    I am a scientist in training (MS in physics going for PhD right now.)
    No. No NASA electrodes will make your instrument sound better. There is some physical notion that torrifying wood (wood oven dried at a very low temperature for a long time) will reproduce spruce which has been aged for a long time. Aged wood is more stable and less likely to crack. However, will this wood have favorable acoustic qualities? Unclear!

    • @lmyourson
      @lmyourson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Thank you!

    • @COOL_GEEK_
      @COOL_GEEK_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Thank You So Much !!!

    • @spacepotat0763
      @spacepotat0763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I have waited a year for this comment!!!

    • @matteocolombo2087
      @matteocolombo2087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You just leaked the secret on how Gibson makes their “Murphy Lab” guitars.

    • @SpooshMusic
      @SpooshMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@spacepotat0763 same herelol

  • @brianwhitley1053
    @brianwhitley1053 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The line about finishing in 38 seconds practically wrote itself - and kudos to you for saying it!! :)

  • @donal_h
    @donal_h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    "Violining" is my new favorite verb. I was born violining. I violin everyday. I violin wherever I want. I'm violining right now.

    • @bebebongBaebae
      @bebebongBaebae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Are you having a good time violining?

    • @mehreenhossainchowdhury1672
      @mehreenhossainchowdhury1672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I've been violining since I was"21 mOnThS oLd" 🤣🤣

    • @ultimategotea
      @ultimategotea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      How long has it been since you violined last

    • @bebebongBaebae
      @bebebongBaebae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ultimategotea
      I think he's always violining, Tea. Can I call you Tea? He's was violining with one hand and commenting with his other hand. That's how great of a violonist he is. Don't forget that musician are BORN music genius. So if course if he was born violining he must be able to violon with one hand with 67 notes per second too.

    • @stevejobs6650
      @stevejobs6650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Is it so? My personal favorite verb happens to be "violingling".

  • @emmamargaret8723
    @emmamargaret8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3298

    At this point I dont even remember what flight of the bumblebee sounds like

    • @oldleatherstocking3185
      @oldleatherstocking3185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Lol, yes! When I watched this I felt really weird but couldn't put my finger on why, then I read your comment and realized that, hearing him play makes me instantly forget what the original sounds like. My brain feels better now, thank you :)

    • @joshalandiaXD
      @joshalandiaXD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well we had the "if you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly" guy that played the wrong notes even though it was fast. And at that point i was thinking "is there a person who can do worse? Probably not" and now after watching this i realise how wrong i was. I too forgot how the original piece sounds like too

    • @dominickbenincasa5043
      @dominickbenincasa5043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Emma Carlson-
      Here it is… granted it’s the full orchestra arrangement, but this should help you remember: th-cam.com/video/aYAJopwEYv8/w-d-xo.html

    • @farrukhahmed3479
      @farrukhahmed3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you can play something slowly you can play it quickly
      -Ben Lee
      *LOL*
      If you can die slowly you can die quickly?
      Ok that’s just messed up.

    • @MarlasanLovesCake
      @MarlasanLovesCake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I slowed the video down. His attempt at this song- is absolutley horrendous.

  • @diegoserrato4016
    @diegoserrato4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4848

    "I'm the fastest mathematician in the world."
    "What's 5 x 7?"
    "37"
    "That's wrong"
    *Yeah but it was fast*

    • @Bplays._
      @Bplays._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Copied

    • @7own878
      @7own878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Bplays._ At least it hasn't taken him like a year after the first release to write. You gotta sort your standards out.

    • @7own878
      @7own878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think 37 is quite close. It's closer than most third graders would get with their wrong answers. Only a difference of 2.

    • @boringsnds
      @boringsnds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      AMAZING!

    • @vroomvroomcarnong
      @vroomvroomcarnong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i'm the fastest mathematician in the world
      what's 21 months?
      1 year and 7 months
      that's wrong
      yeah but it was fast

  • @cellohood
    @cellohood ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Blight of the Fumblebee

    • @jessicaxi4000
      @jessicaxi4000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL TRUE

    • @Csklfjaoiwefhlksd
      @Csklfjaoiwefhlksd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LMAOOOOO

    • @RobertMunich
      @RobertMunich 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      holy shit this needs to be top comment

    • @kimchifriedric
      @kimchifriedric 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brilliant play on words

  • @Sanjay.2133
    @Sanjay.2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    At 0.25 speed, you can hear how wrong the notes are.
    A M A Z I N G

    • @namjoonscrabs4852
      @namjoonscrabs4852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omg lmaooo

    • @cliziamorgante1342
      @cliziamorgante1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      That's how I'd play it and I'm not even a violinist

    • @adhominemetc
      @adhominemetc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Pro tip, do not do that. Do not slow it down. My head hurts, my ears are nearly bleeding and I want to cry

    • @ty2668
      @ty2668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      WHAT IS THIS. It's frickin random notes.

    • @Sticker_By_NCT_127
      @Sticker_By_NCT_127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You don't even have to slow it down to know

  • @sersandwich2518
    @sersandwich2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5494

    Bru his violin squeaked more then the saxophones at my 6th grade band concert.

    • @exavierdelacruz4269
      @exavierdelacruz4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ouch😂

    • @benla8026
      @benla8026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @amarr8634
      @amarr8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Also squeaks more then your bedframe

    • @frostboi77
      @frostboi77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I feel offended. What about the Clarinets? (no offence clarinettists)

    • @miliniumyt6512
      @miliniumyt6512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof😂😂😂

  • @cindyphan5454
    @cindyphan5454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    Ya know when you’re a kid and obsessed with playing your songs super duper fast and your teacher is like no...don’t speed up too much?
    This guy clearly never got the message

    • @hansenlung
      @hansenlung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The teacher must have been just an "average good" teacher

    • @valerieplushie1031
      @valerieplushie1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If yOu CaN plAY It sLoW, yoU cAN PlaY iT FaSt. Said no violin teacher ever.

    • @afonsotopa9164
      @afonsotopa9164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      After all, he hasn't changed since he was a toddler...

    • @ichmageisify
      @ichmageisify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@hansenlung He had no teacher. He was born this way. Duh.

    • @Лиля-е3к
      @Лиля-е3к 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miusicians born, not created, so no solfegio and teachers for him

  • @messwiththegooseandyougett8276
    @messwiththegooseandyougett8276 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is indeed a speedrun. An unrestricted any% speedrun

  • @dominique4280
    @dominique4280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3031

    I refuse to believe that guy has ever picked up a violin before this

    • @chloele4478
      @chloele4478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Mimi .-. Like he said, his skill REALLY hasn‘t change since he was 21 months 😂😂😂😂

    • @IronicBee
      @IronicBee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Its actually a present progressive. But I doubt this guy hasn't progressed in any way

    • @samzheng5803
      @samzheng5803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This guy makes Ben Lee look like David Garett wtf

    • @cw2010
      @cw2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a youtube channel

    • @frugallentigo6768
      @frugallentigo6768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vov is actually a very talented player. He dumbs down his performances to appeal to the hoi polloi, playing Viennese crap like Andre Rieu and does these idiotic gimmicks to attract attention. Spose he's got to make a living somehow.

  • @lezonks
    @lezonks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13264

    make me think about
    "I'm quick at math"
    "How yeah ? What's 52728x2891928 ?"
    "18"
    "It's wrong"
    "Yes but it's fast"

    • @_emik
      @_emik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      i know this isn't your point but i despise people who give me 5+ digit multiplications (like 72643*82742)

    • @lezonks
      @lezonks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@_emik it was just an example kskdksl

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      "I'm so talented I can recite all 50 states in half a second. BAAAAAGH"
      "Peter, that was just a loud yelp."
      "You jealous?"

    • @_emik
      @_emik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@lezonks i get what you mean, i was just reminded of those people that genuinely do it

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Emik then divide by something that makes an infinite number. I just want to be able to write everything. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO WRITE EIGHT DIGITS BECAUSE THE NUMBER NEVER ENDS THEN GET SCOLDED BY MY TEACHER BECAUSE I PUT TOO MANY DIGITS ON THE SHEET

  • @eclairlu7586
    @eclairlu7586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    “Does your wife also say you finish in 38 seconds?”
    SAVAGE

    • @antoninleopolddvorak9828
      @antoninleopolddvorak9828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kat Lu ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can’t even

    • @dragonhorse6433
      @dragonhorse6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Before I read the comments I was questioning if he actually had a wife

    • @dragonhorse6433
      @dragonhorse6433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m sorry, I don’t see a ring

    • @giolag5593
      @giolag5593 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well...he asked for it!!!

    • @thescorbunny9511
      @thescorbunny9511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@consumebeef5900 yeah so basically he said that his record was 38 seconds and it was calculated to be 22 notes per seconds. If you know anything about fingering (in the lewd way) then the guy said that his wife said she is married to the fastest fingers (22/sec) and then Eddy said that does she also say you finish in 38 seconds (again in the lewd way) which is a way to back fire the man joke cuz he finish the song in 38 secs so does he also only last for 38 secs before his nut give up.

  • @edwinv83
    @edwinv83 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is a perfect example that CLASIC music is not fading away and dying . This dude is KILLING it!!! ALL @ ONCE!!!

  • @joshgrumiaux6820
    @joshgrumiaux6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4136

    Original video: 277k views
    This roast: 5.7M views
    There is some justice in the world.

    • @ephraimcho
      @ephraimcho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      well to be fair it was live at one point so i think more ppl watched it there than on the yt vid

    • @shangrilae
      @shangrilae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      also they turned off comments and don't show likes and dislikes anymore. wonder why..

    • @angiedano
      @angiedano 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shangrilae ooooooooooo

    • @avatar19822
      @avatar19822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      6.1K views

    • @makatsue4598
      @makatsue4598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      6.1 million views >:D

  • @manasnair5658
    @manasnair5658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2946

    VOV Dylan: "21 months"
    Eddy: "How old is that, 1 year and 7 months"
    Brett: "Yeah"
    Me: Well, there's a reason they became friends at math tutoring.

    • @wrenclark4907
      @wrenclark4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Woah underrated comment I love it 🤪💝

    • @yuhyi0122
      @yuhyi0122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Apparently they still need it 😂

    • @fencingkilljoys
      @fencingkilljoys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      they did? i think i heard of that before, but i wasn't sure of it. at least i learned something new today...

    • @put_terri
      @put_terri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fencing Heaven they first said it on their 100k q&a (which got deleted),,, but eddy mentioned it again on the do all classical musicians think the same video

    • @fencingkilljoys
      @fencingkilljoys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@put_terri thank you, and why is Brett's picture your profile picture?

  • @yang106
    @yang106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3013

    There's actually a name for the process of rapidly injecting electricity into wood.
    Its called burning it.

    • @OneLegendo
      @OneLegendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      EntertaingCartoonContent hehe electricity hot and hot =fire

    • @emadmary4271
      @emadmary4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But isn't oxidation loss of electrons?

    • @missaisohee
      @missaisohee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @jondecat885
      @jondecat885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You moron. Burning wood makes it lose electrons

    • @jondecat885
      @jondecat885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@incurve6839 wtf lol im replying to the original thread. Yes fire is caused by electricity. And lightning contains electrons.

  • @symphonyofsolidarity
    @symphonyofsolidarity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    4:28 an engineer here. Have worked with people who have worked in nasa. I doubt that's possible with our current technology lol

  • @WaterSnail
    @WaterSnail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5648

    He came out of the womb with a bow in hand...I feel sorry for moms who gave birth to pianists

    • @arcu965
      @arcu965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      I feel sorry for the moms who gave birth to organ players

    • @Gilvids
      @Gilvids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      nah drums would be worst. can you imagine the sharp edges of the symbals...

    • @gracecalis5421
      @gracecalis5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      I feel sorry to moms who gave birth to freighter ship captains.

    • @kissshot1259
      @kissshot1259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Gilvids crap that hurts

    • @Kimoto504
      @Kimoto504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@gracecalis5421 I feel sorry for mothers of builders, architects, city planners...

  • @_sizhan
    @_sizhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    Sacrilegious boi: I can play 15 notes per second
    Vov Dylan: Hold my viola

    • @rhyaloveaux
      @rhyaloveaux 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      sz0516 😂😂😂

    • @brumbybailey6599
      @brumbybailey6599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm a first grade violist and I can play better than that...

  • @gongorf4538
    @gongorf4538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5491

    It's no longer "Flight of the Bumblebee" it's now "Attack of the Murder Hornets"

    • @peruna1107
      @peruna1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      why that sounds like Attack On Titan and may 2020 combined

    • @monicamayer8790
      @monicamayer8790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That actually sounds like a cool piece, idk if it's just me

    • @YourLocalTrash_Panda
      @YourLocalTrash_Panda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr
      But that actually sounds cool ngl

    • @rebeccaamery7128
      @rebeccaamery7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh wow, that made me laugh way too hard

    • @nandemonai1743
      @nandemonai1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah my ears feel attacked

  • @truepractitioner
    @truepractitioner ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I used to think the violin only made beautiful sounds. You learn something new everyday.

  • @maximushorse769
    @maximushorse769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6938

    It's actually incredible, 2 memes were born in 1 video :
    -geniuses are born not created
    -amAAzing

    • @Yessica13
      @Yessica13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      no i think the AMAZING is from the america's got talent video

    • @Roititouan
      @Roititouan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@Yessica13 no the Amazing meme came from there, but in AGT a judge did the perfect face who goes with that. The words came from there but the face from AGT

    • @echocyq
      @echocyq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i have one more: *Vov Dylan himself*

    • @emilycheng5897
      @emilycheng5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Alex-iu7dl that's where the "Interesting" meme came from. The "Amazing" meme came from this video and the face is from "Classical violinists react to mainstream violin competitions".

    • @amritapanja3747
      @amritapanja3747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@echocyq lmao tru

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3047

    Actually, it's _" _*_Prodigies_*_ are born, _*_geniuses_*_ are created."_
    Get your facts straight, lady!

    • @blitsriderfield4099
      @blitsriderfield4099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      even prodigies need to practice and learn. You cant just be born a prodigy and expect to suddenly be the greatest thing since sliced bread

    • @kyuma401
      @kyuma401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@blitsriderfield4099 Prodigies are just very talented young people, they're not the best at anything they're just really good at it.

    • @scaathreykr
      @scaathreykr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@blitsriderfield4099 I don't like sliced bread. Nothing great about it. It ain't special.
      But...
      Would you care for a slice of mine homemade caramelised cinnamon french toast?

    • @blitsriderfield4099
      @blitsriderfield4099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kyuma401 thats what i'm saying

    • @kyuma401
      @kyuma401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@blitsriderfield4099 You're repeating what the other guy is saying. Essentially, prodigies ARE born but they turn into geniuses with practice. No need to lecture him was what my point was.

  • @originelles590
    @originelles590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    Everyone is talking about that guy but no one is thinking about the violin that has to endure this torture... #freetheviolin

    • @pamplemoo
      @pamplemoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It's basically an amalgamation of a violon because of the electrodes. Humans shouldn't be allowed to mistreat violins like that! #freetheviolin

    • @throwaway569
      @throwaway569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      #violinlivesmatter

    • @carterdoyle9042
      @carterdoyle9042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who let this man have a instrument?

    • @sean7685
      @sean7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      poor violin

    • @kedarrana2747
      @kedarrana2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it's not a big deal.
      Every day violins suffer so much in the hand of beginners or people who experiment new things like him.

  • @limejuiceconcentrate
    @limejuiceconcentrate ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Flight of the Bumblebee sounds like the feeling of when someone knocks on your door in a public bathroom.

    • @lolr4v82S
      @lolr4v82S ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated

  • @artsopod
    @artsopod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    I went to the actual video and.....
    THEY TURNED OFF THE COMMENTS AND HID LIKES AND DISLIKES HAHAHA XD

    • @tiramyshu
      @tiramyshu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rlly? Whereeee? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @artsopod
      @artsopod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@tiramyshu the original video they watched. Idk if its still turned off and hidden, but it was when I checked it XD

    • @artsopod
      @artsopod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tiramyshu th-cam.com/video/-xD_wc2Y6nU/w-d-xo.html this

    • @tiramyshu
      @tiramyshu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dead Slushie Walkin' lmao yep everything’s still off 😂

    • @tiramyshu
      @tiramyshu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dead Slushie Walkin' and thx lol

  • @_silverword
    @_silverword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    He'll keep laughing until he realizes he's become the laughing stock of the twoset fanbase

    • @juderb
      @juderb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True.

    • @羅曼迪克
      @羅曼迪克 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be delightful

    • @morimori7456
      @morimori7456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you mean he's a sock?!

  • @jenniferl.8111
    @jenniferl.8111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    The bee is dying slowly in the background because of the violin playing.

    • @zhaochen8493
      @zhaochen8493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jennifer Liu i laughed out loud when I saw your comment, but slowly crying inside because the moment you realize that both of the “fastest “ violinist might actually play better than you.....

    • @tootall432
      @tootall432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was under the impression that it died rather fast

    • @kduk2random679
      @kduk2random679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well... If the bee can die slowly, it can die *quickly!*

    • @SanaSamaha
      @SanaSamaha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colony collapse disorder is not a joke. S A V E T H E B E E S.

  • @kristinadutton3259
    @kristinadutton3259 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a violinist and violin teacher, after years finding ways to smile and say something politely when students and others get excited about these types of gimmicks, I find this very VERY cathartic. Thank you!!

  • @Machapan
    @Machapan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2593

    I'm a physics senior and I assure you there's no way of 'aging' wood using electricity... You would burnt it instead. If you were up to setting a better acoustic, you ought send air waves, not electrical ones. As wood doesn't let electrons pass freely, that violin should be part of a campfire.

    • @georgiam4764
      @georgiam4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Tell emmmm! We learned this in middle school lmao

    • @TheRokkis
      @TheRokkis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Nothing in that story makes sense. Aging wood means polysaccharides disappearing due aging and ligning chemically converting in structure. Electricity doesn't do either. Oh, well, if you count burning as converting and disappearing then sure, but ashes play badly.
      There are some substances to make it faster, but they don't really produce the same result as natural aging process. You have to just wait either underwater, or just in "air" and keep microorganism out from the wood so it won't start degenerating.
      Forestry engineer here, sup o/

    • @jungcockthesimp
      @jungcockthesimp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TheRokkis God damn, good thing i'm gonna be a senior cause if anything younger I wouldn't have understood that.

    • @Eshperansa
      @Eshperansa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the only thing i could think of as an "aging NASA device" is a handful of radioactive element attach to the structure of violin with electromagnets. But in this case I wouldn't touch the voilin in about 10 000 years

    • @michaelwoolhiser1439
      @michaelwoolhiser1439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Eshperansa That's not how radiation works. The effects are too random to control and you'd more likely damage the physical strength of the wood before getting the "aging" effect.
      If they were to remove the radioactive element before handing it out it would be 100% safe. A radioactive element decaying does not easily irradiate other things unless it undergoes spontaneous fission. There are 3 different things that typically happen that will affect the surroundings. Gamma decay which releases high energy light which will disrupt electrons. This will generally mess with the electric charge on the atomic level which enables chemical processes that are usually detrimental to living things. Beta Minus Decay which releases an electron which is absorbed on the surface and doesn't have much effect. Alpha decay which releases a charged helium atom that will aggressively steal electrons but is stopped by a layer of fabric. None of these things irradiate other atoms. You need to actually change the atomic mass to do that and the typical way that happens is within a neutron flux. Technically a proton flux could work too but that only happens in very very specific scenarios with fusion. Things that release protons through radioactive decay do that in the form of alphas.

  • @pif621
    @pif621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    “If you can play it slowly, then you can play it quickly”
    *can’t play it slowly*

    • @thedreadedbaker8493
      @thedreadedbaker8493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAO!!!

    • @Justfer.1997
      @Justfer.1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO TRUE

    • @key_after_key
      @key_after_key 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ;)

    • @ParanoiaKeepsMeWake
      @ParanoiaKeepsMeWake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Justfer.1997 bro you should see brass players when they first learn to double tongue and can only do it at 170 bpm and faster but no slower. Can't meter it at all. Can do it fast and not slow. It's wild

    • @milksalmon
      @milksalmon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ParanoiaKeepsMeWake those are meant to be fast, this isn't

  • @agheroes6682
    @agheroes6682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2818

    Wait this means as a beginner violinist I can spam the a string, call it flight of the bumblebee and win the Guinness world record? Wow.

    • @benadrylsmoke5481
      @benadrylsmoke5481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      yeah just make it go DODODDDDDDDEDEDEDDDDODODODODOODODDDDD and ur good

    • @peterg6889
      @peterg6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If you can make a noise, then you can get the Guinness World Record easily

    • @agheroes6682
      @agheroes6682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Peter G right on

    • @burning.at.topolla
      @burning.at.topolla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Just play 3 notes real quick and youre the most sacrilegious violinist

    • @jiminsjams6884
      @jiminsjams6884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just letting everyone know... he is my teachers son and vov used to teach my brother.

  • @truepractitioner
    @truepractitioner ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The electrode is actually an Infinity Stone that snaps half the notes of the song out of the Universe so you can plan the whole song in half the time

  • @phive3964
    @phive3964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    “He picked it up as a toddler”
    I see he still plays like a toddler as well! Impressive!

    • @MusiCaleb
      @MusiCaleb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean, his playing hasn't changed since he picked it up, so it makes sense!

    • @dv7n
      @dv7n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @isha862
      @isha862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment made me laugh so hard y doesn’t it have more likes

    • @catrinacoons390
      @catrinacoons390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ooh, I can feel the heat from that burn

    • @shwiiiiies4704
      @shwiiiiies4704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aMAZING

  • @Wheelwalker8
    @Wheelwalker8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2828

    "Does your wife also say you finish in 38 seconds?"
    Thats some... Harsh backfiring

    • @한해민-z8i
      @한해민-z8i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      That was the sickest burn moment.

    • @salalamander4050
      @salalamander4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I wanna like but it’s at 69

    • @idk27212
      @idk27212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@salalamander4050 349 now.

    • @Eizan_
      @Eizan_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@idk27212 574 now.

    • @grace-nd1bc
      @grace-nd1bc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Eizan_ 593 now.

  • @xxtwigteaxx3100
    @xxtwigteaxx3100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    when you practice 40 hours a day but you'll never be a musical genius because you were born wrong

    • @skeni
      @skeni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      sad😔

    • @xxtwigteaxx3100
      @xxtwigteaxx3100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@skeni i know its a tragedy

    • @miauxy_
      @miauxy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      bruh i can only practice 24 hours a day! how are you able to do 40???

    • @xxtwigteaxx3100
      @xxtwigteaxx3100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@miauxy_ ling ling insurance, you should get some

    • @maesilbano7081
      @maesilbano7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least you tried. That's what's important. Maybe or perhaps you've improve a little bit. And a little steps can lead to big improvement in the future!😊

  • @haveaniceday-gg4kw
    @haveaniceday-gg4kw ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was in shock when he said he's gonna play Bohemian Rhapsody. I cannot believe that he's going to destroy both classical music and pop music at the same time. That guy doesn't even deserve to play Canon in D.
    But I guess his playing does fit the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody.
    Vov: Mama, just killed a man, put my shoulder on the rest, pulled my bow and now he's dead.

  • @frenchballerlover
    @frenchballerlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3042

    This is not music, it's just noise.

    • @Sticker_By_NCT_127
      @Sticker_By_NCT_127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      That's an insult to noise

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just??? Noice, noice is important

    • @joelford94
      @joelford94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and machismo

    • @Jay-S04
      @Jay-S04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even violists play better...

    • @scream-7719
      @scream-7719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jay OUCH

  • @mystery8524
    @mystery8524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2015

    No one wants to break the record anymore
    Because they don’t want to get roasted by twoset

    • @0ros3t
      @0ros3t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mystery Unless they can acTuallY plaY it

    • @Scarlettleesy
      @Scarlettleesy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mystery 🤣oof

    • @vloggamers1016
      @vloggamers1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's not even a record anymore. 😂

    • @加狼
      @加狼 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      InTeResTiNG

    • @matthewsteps5688
      @matthewsteps5688 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mystery 2 thousandth like

  • @inverseactuality
    @inverseactuality 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    I recognize that technique, it is actually modernized. It's taken from when you can't get past a difficult part in Guitar Hero so you just flail your hand around and hope you hit most of the notes.

    • @sahanamotta
      @sahanamotta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OOF LMAO

    • @ast5578
      @ast5578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Ch3dlan
      @Ch3dlan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah and it has a name, it's called Leafgreen-ing

    • @AngelPerez-cl9vh
      @AngelPerez-cl9vh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cassie you had us in the first half

  • @PreemptiveStrike
    @PreemptiveStrike ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn. I've only just recently subscribed to you guys but I'm finally delving deep into the TwoSet lore. Love to see the origin of the meme lmao

  • @javiehr
    @javiehr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    "Does your wife also say you finish in 38 seconds"
    A B S O L U T E M A D L A D

    • @malachishaner690
      @malachishaner690 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This made me give a like to the video XD

  • @BrennanAngle
    @BrennanAngle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    “Musical geniuses are born
    not created.”
    I mean, I guess all musical geniuses were born at some point yes.

    • @zeromailss
      @zeromailss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm an atheist but even if religion is right the only human that is created is Adam, so technically everyone is born and so she is not exactly wrong

    • @zirmus4058
      @zirmus4058 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏😂

    • @broniky24
      @broniky24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This man clearly never born then xD

    • @CozyToad
      @CozyToad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@broniky24 So he is a great man sent from the heavens a prophet, a hero.

    • @russiangirl1823
      @russiangirl1823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some redeeming qualities...lol

  • @nachothemacho0389
    @nachothemacho0389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29864

    Me: “I’m the fastest cook in the world.”
    Gordon Ramsay: “It’s raw.”
    Me: “yeah, but it was fast.”
    Edit:To whomever was the 70th like, you know what you did

    • @jeongbalsancat
      @jeongbalsancat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      Omg died loooool

    • @Cyra_Kyara
      @Cyra_Kyara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1162

      ...
      *Listen here, you little shit*

    • @mrichards
      @mrichards 5 ปีที่แล้ว +633

      IF YOU CAN COOK IT SLOW

    • @kiwiii7345
      @kiwiii7345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      ThePianoGiraffe *yOurE aN iDioT sAnDwiCh*

    • @calvinpell1738
      @calvinpell1738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      ITS FUCKIN RAW

  • @RamDragon32
    @RamDragon32 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    As a non-musition I can confirm that it is so recognizable that none of us actually knows how it's supposed to go. We didn't notice any of his missed notes. It's so technical that it sounds extremely complicated. We non-musicians are always blown away by ... no, I can't do this. We're also so tired of hearing it.

    • @Julaeable
      @Julaeable ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well said

    • @lynnesaunders4117
      @lynnesaunders4117 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Listen to Jasmine Choi on flute. You may enjoy it

  • @justme4539
    @justme4539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    Let's talk about the real issue: THAT'S A HONEY BEE COSTUME, NOT A BUMBLE BEE COSTUME!

    • @tsumugishirogane3925
      @tsumugishirogane3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      How did I not notice that? wow I’m stupid

    • @justme4539
      @justme4539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@tsumugishirogane3925 you just need to practice more. Your bee identification skills, that is. 😁

    • @tsumugishirogane3925
      @tsumugishirogane3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just Me Well,ok,thanks.

    • @theterrifictdm4469
      @theterrifictdm4469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@tsumugishirogane3925 Ur not alone

    • @GSungaila
      @GSungaila 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And that's not a 'Fly of the Bumblebee' too (burn)

  • @JJ-qb8wm
    @JJ-qb8wm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    *_Sacreligious boi #1_* : I'm the fastest violinist in the world
    *_Sacreligious boi #2_* : I'm about to end this man's whole career

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The first one was just trying to sell a '5-stringed viola-violin hybrid'. The second one, makes us laugh, I guess, although my emotion was more of a pity and confusion.

    • @lilhanswurst
      @lilhanswurst 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't it sacrilegious?

    • @spandansaha1139
      @spandansaha1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who does this guy think himself to be?
      I think he has never heard himself playing.Ling Ling will now beat the cral outta him.Ling Ling is very angry.

  • @qqma4791
    @qqma4791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3930

    Reporter: “dylan picked up the violin as a toddler”
    *and has stayed the same skill ever since*

    • @Weeheeee3
      @Weeheeee3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      😭👌

    • @childofathena_
      @childofathena_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      That's a very insulting comment.
      Toddlers are honestly better.

    • @pranjalverma231
      @pranjalverma231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because she knows what is about to go down

    • @2neurons2cents
      @2neurons2cents 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The first clue.

    • @AJ-jj7fx
      @AJ-jj7fx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

  • @Catalyst556Z
    @Catalyst556Z 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    he’s *winging* it!! (Get it.. because bumblebees have wings.. im hilarious 😂)

  • @icedragonair
    @icedragonair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    This guy is still an artist, just his art isn't the violin. He's a con artist.

  • @snehaprakash8097
    @snehaprakash8097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    me: gets every note wrong
    also me: it’s *M O D E R N I S I N G*

    • @darao.4907
      @darao.4907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's how I play in concerts. I'm not missing the notes, I'm modernizing

    • @priyeeshofonie9615
      @priyeeshofonie9615 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lel

    • @evelove3511
      @evelove3511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's J A Z Z

    • @arashaboora891
      @arashaboora891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cause traditionally people played correctly.

    • @brendonmanning7280
      @brendonmanning7280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least he's consistently bad throughout!

  • @thomaskim1242
    @thomaskim1242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

    “Musical geniuses are born, not created.”
    I can feel a new challenger among the Two-Set memes...

    • @dhu2056
      @dhu2056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The only thing he was born with that pertains to music is probably tone deafness.

    • @UniqueliAnimationsSN
      @UniqueliAnimationsSN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *_InTeREstiNg_*

    • @Jorge_Ramirez584
      @Jorge_Ramirez584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *aMaZiNg!*

    • @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ
      @kidkrowtaylor.ৎ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AhAHaHa Alrighty

  • @riley3087
    @riley3087 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Musical Geniuses are born, not created"
    Ling Ling: I'll give you just one day's head start before the manhunt begins. Lucky for you, that's 40 hours in my time

  • @gc7375
    @gc7375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2396

    Honestly, that bee guy is my final brain cell during finals

    • @donnaang4296
      @donnaang4296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      vox did not bee come a good musician

    • @Nezumi99
      @Nezumi99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bee guy lmao

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donnaang4296 Eyyyyyy!!!

    • @a.person4810
      @a.person4810 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Student Gladson Varghese same

    • @micky_knuckles
      @micky_knuckles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The bee guy *IS* me *all times*.

  • @Frank-hc2ps
    @Frank-hc2ps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3551

    Vov Dylan: *bEatS thE wOrLd rEcoRd*
    Twoset: we about to end this mans whole career

    • @piteusx8440
      @piteusx8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They actually believe it?

    • @geopixels6886
      @geopixels6886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Piteus X
      No they removed the world record.

    • @piteusx8440
      @piteusx8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@geopixels6886 I was laughing at Brett's comment and face ... "They believed it," with the most befuddled a human can make.

    • @vinneythe14th68
      @vinneythe14th68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That 666 likes tho

    • @vinneythe14th68
      @vinneythe14th68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm most certainly not liking this comment...it has to stay at 666

  • @tchuyki
    @tchuyki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    The old quote: If you can play something slowly, you can play it quickly.
    The new quote: Musical geniuses are born, not created.

    • @jacamania
      @jacamania 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chloe Chow LOL

    • @breadiztasty
      @breadiztasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fuck man, this means that all the music schools are a SCAM!

    • @alyssac7749
      @alyssac7749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like the old one. Being born is still being created, somewhat. Eh, I just like the old one

    • @nathandichuckle3713
      @nathandichuckle3713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      new merch alert ._.

    • @ariansadeghi5197
      @ariansadeghi5197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you born slow then you can play quick

  • @NikodAnimations
    @NikodAnimations 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This guy isn't sacrilegious, he's just doing how I play the glockenspiel at 100x speed

  • @coopiric5427
    @coopiric5427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2926

    “I’m the fastest violinist in the world!”
    *furiously presses at the strings and makes random buzzing noises*
    it’s like-
    “I’m the fastest singer in the world!”
    *raspberries*

    • @dumbbumsc5329
      @dumbbumsc5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      "I'm the fastest speaker in the world"
      *Screams historically*

    • @kittymarlu526
      @kittymarlu526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      8-0

    • @regimiro4888
      @regimiro4888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DumbBums c Truly a historic moment

    • @jansen_
      @jansen_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "I'm the fastest reader in the world!"
      *flips book to the other side*
      "Done!"

    • @KatDorroughMusic
      @KatDorroughMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DumbBums c screams historically: THE BRITISH ARE COMING! 🤣🤣🤣
      Oh, autocorrect...lol

  • @ewright8661
    @ewright8661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    The title said he was fast, they never said he was good.

    • @antoniong1449
      @antoniong1449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I bet that's the long version of what his wife says about his fingers

    • @opposite342
      @opposite342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But at this point it's not even correct anymore

    • @Lena-lc9sy
      @Lena-lc9sy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yes but he didn't even play the right notes.
      It's like singing shine twinkle huge moon instead of twinkle twinkle Little Star.

    • @deboraaurora9376
      @deboraaurora9376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trueee 😂😂😂

    • @nakanidalaguete1527
      @nakanidalaguete1527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But atleast he should play it in the right intonation

  • @deandignos1469
    @deandignos1469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "Musical geniuses are born not created"
    *Ling Ling slaps woman for 40 hours*
    Prodigy girl: i n t e r e s t i n g

    • @sticcman2804
      @sticcman2804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A M A Z I N G

    • @charlottewilliams3280
      @charlottewilliams3280 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ling Ling doesn't have time to slap anyone, he has to practice 48 hours a day after all

  • @abbreviatedshortcake
    @abbreviatedshortcake ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Not a non-musician, but a non-violinist, I'm guessing Flight of the Bumblebee is like *the* thing to play because 1) a lot of people know about it, and 2) it big f a s t.