Doctor: This is a thermometer, right? Dragon GF: Yup Doctor: And this is your temperature it recorded, correct? Dragon GF: Yup Doctor: And when a body temperature gets this high then you have a fever. Dragon GF: Makes sense to me. Doctor: So then you have a virus. Dragon GF: But I'm not sick.
@@dalethechipmunk3873 I do. //w// But she would have to let me out, i don't want to die. But i wish i could slide into her warm, slimy, squishy stomach. UwU
@@dalethechipmunk3873 I try not to be mean on the internet very often, but of the two replies I've seen you make on this video, you've made me cringe so much I'm assuming that you've permanently distorted my face.
@@MacaldaReye well, typically in real life I shoot chipmunks because they're pests and tend to trash the outside of my house with raccoons. So I would say I'm being perfectly merciful here.
Her: welcome home Me: are you sick Her: dragons don’t get sick * coughs, should I make supper Me: STAY IN BED RN I SWEAR TO GOD Her: you don’t take care of a dragon I take care of you Me: *smolders get in bed, proceeds to go into the kitchen and makes soup and grabs some ice chips Also me: grabs a flat rectangular television and smacks it into the wall Me: *grabs remote... have you ever heard of Netflix and chill
Hm, I'll need to let the party know I won't be available to help clear out the goblin den tomorrow. And if you aren't feeling better by tomorrow evening, I'm calling a friend that knows minor restoration. No buts, just eat the soup.
🎶Mr. Boombastic What you want is some boombastic romantic Fantastic lover, Shaggy Mr. Lover Lover, Mmm, Mr. Lover lover, heh girl Mr. Lover lover, Mmm, Mr. Lover lover She call me Mr. Boombastic Say me fantastic touch me on the back She says I'm Mr. Ro Mantic, say me fantastic Touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Ro Smooth, just like the silk Soft and cuddly hug me up like a quilt I'm a lyrical lover No take me for no filth With my sexual physique, jah know me well-built Oh me oh my, well well Can't you tell I'm just like a turtle crawling out of me shell Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell With your Khus Khus perfume I love your sweet smell You are the only young girl who can ring my bell And I could take rejection, so you tell me go to hell I'm Boombastic Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back She says I'm Mr. Ro- Mantic, and me fantastic She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom -Bastic Say me fantastic, touch me on the back She says I'm Mr. Ro- Mantic, tell me fantastic She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom Gee wheeze, baby please Let me take you to an island of The sweet cool breeze You don't feel like drive well baby hand me the keys And I will take you to a place to set your mind at ease Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha, baby please Don't you play with my nose 'cause I might ha-choo sneeze (Bless you) Well, you are the bun and me a cheese And if me a the rice well maybe you are the peas I'm Boombastic Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back She says I'm Mr. Ro- Mantic, and me fantastic She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom -Bastic Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back She says I'm Mr. Ro- Mantic, tell me fantastic She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom I say Give me your loving, gal your loving well good I want your loving Gal you need like you should Uh give me your loving, girk your loving well good I want your loving Gal remember the word Would you like to kiss and caress Rub down every strand of hair on my chest I'm boombastic Rated as the best, the best you should get Nothing more, nothing less Give me your digits, jot down your address I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test That I'm Boombastic Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back She says I'm Mr. Ro- Mantic, tell me fantastic She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom -Bastic Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back She says I'm Mr. Ro- Mantic, tell me fantastic She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boombastic Gal, your admiration it's a-licked me from the start With some physical attraction, gal, you know To feel the spark I want a few words, not gah tell you no sweet talk Nogha lover, lover, lover Nogha chat pure for I'll get straight to the point Like an arrow arrow dart Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart And we will hm hm, and have some sweet pillow talk I'm Boombastic Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back She says I'm Mr. Ro- Mantic, and me fantastic She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom -Bastic Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back She says I'm Mr. Ro- Mantic, tell me fantastic She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, what you say girl?🎶 😄 *Sing*
I to loved watching Barnyard when I was a little kid. My favorite part was when Odis and the other bulls stole the car, scared a kid, ran from the police, then acted like cows to confuse the police
And you tought about bailing on the ASMR idea. Just as im starting to think that these snores or *sleeping noises* are the best type ever to fall asleep with And i havent even mention the "reverse sleep on my lap you adorable pouty mess" thing.... ❤️
This was an awesome video Mother. The artwork was awesome and you sound like you were actually sick. Hope the dragon girl will be ok and get better soon. Most diseases and sicknesses are species specific so we should be able to cuddle and snuggle her just fine without the risk of getting sick.
If she's a dragon that means we are a Bard. This is scientific fact. That being the case, and since the dragon is also sick (Gets under wing plays "Just Like Heaven" by the CURE.)
@@MacaldaReye Aside from being a good opportunity for bad wordplay... I don't wanna say it's Robert Smith's hair.... but it's probably Robert Smith's hair. I mean, what's NOT to like.
I was once extremely sick and stayed in bed for three whole days. My parents just locked me in my room and didn't bring me any food since I kept vomiting every time I eat. It was hell going trough whatever sickness I had.
PREPARE YOURSELF DRAGON FOR TONIGHT WE END THIS FARCE. I SHALL SLAY YOU- Dragon: *Coughs* A-are you okay? Do you need some juice. Stay here. I'll go grab some herbs from outside. Cover yourself up and drink plenty of water. I have a few nullberrys and Devil's Blight to keep up you're health and stamina. I'll craft some mega and ancient potions for you're recovery. Cover yourself in hot flames. I'll be back.
My wizard mentor: i sad SLAY the dragon not LAY the dragon! Me: Look we both know why I got into this job. The attacks stopped didnt they? Now do you have the cold medicine or not?
Over all, very VERY nice video. And very unique , moust of ASMR I had seen are something like " human incounters a monster grils" ( unfortunet for him, very VERY often those are Yanderes, not alwayes but offten)....In short, it is very nice video to listen too...
simple way to do this dragon gf: im not sick im fine me: bullshit get into bed and enjoy my soup and let me take care of you i will be checking up on you
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This stunning creature is responsible for the thumbnail twitter.com/kazumitakashi
FOUND THE MIC!!!!!
Just like you Mother Macabre! Your videos are awesome! And i thing your stunning too!♡ 😉😘💕 *Wagging my tail*
Welcome to Dragon quest
Excuse me Mother Macabre, but awhile back you made another Dragoness asmr. Whatever happened to it?
Question Mother Macabre? Are you the dragoness!? 😮 *Twiching my red nose*
Anyone else out there, really appreciating being able to breathe clearly through both nostrils?
same
YES! YES! YES! YES.... YES!!!
Yes! 😤😄 *Breathe in breathe out*
breathing through the mouth is not it nor breathing through one nostril
Technically we breath out of one nostral at a time.
Doctor: This is a thermometer, right?
Dragon GF: Yup
Doctor: And this is your temperature it recorded, correct?
Dragon GF: Yup
Doctor: And when a body temperature gets this high then you have a fever.
Dragon GF: Makes sense to me.
Doctor: So then you have a virus.
Dragon GF: But I'm not sick.
How could you china! 😔 *Ears and tail droopy*
Next video should be the dragon in better but the listener is sick.
I like that idea! 👍😄 *Wagging my tail*
Oh no *coronavirus flashbacks*
MR. FORD genius
MR. FORD you get a raise
Dragon king I want a raise
"That's not gonna work. My breath is always hot."
Oh this isn't an oral thermometer.
I’m about to kink shame you for that one
@@MacaldaReye do it XD
I'm legally required to report what you've done to the police.
It’s for your forehead:D
@@joeadam8051 The Tau would like to know your location
I imagine a dragon drinking soup like how a dog drinks water from a bowl. Just... Shlurp, shlurp, shlurp, shlurp, shlurp...
I wounder what soup dragons like!? 😏 *Thinking*
Oh my god, this is so adorable! This dragoness is yet another one to add to the "must protect" list
I think i wouldn't date a dragoness! If she want to kiss me! It be a trick! She will try to eat me! 😰😨 *GULP!!*
@@dalethechipmunk3873 You wish. 🤤
@@On1_Ryu No way!? I don't wanna get eaten!? 😨😰
@@dalethechipmunk3873 I do. //w// But she would have to let me out, i don't want to die. But i wish i could slide into her warm, slimy, squishy stomach. UwU
@@On1_Ryu I would hate to be digested!? 😨😰
QUICK! SOMEONE GIVE HER 10CCs OF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT, STAT!
Wait, no time, I'll have to do it myself.
Now Dragoness, get in my embrace.
Your a super doctor sir! 😄 *Smile*
forsaking your knightly quest of slaying a dragon < wholesome relationship with dragon gf
If you was gonna slay a dragon! Well your too late! The coronavirus slay the dragon today!? 😮 *Tilt my head*
@@dalethechipmunk3873
I try not to be mean on the internet very often, but of the two replies I've seen you make on this video, you've made me cringe so much I'm assuming that you've permanently distorted my face.
@@justcullen9304 It seems he's commenting on everyone's comments. It's a bit off...
Don’t make fun of my beautiful boy Dale he’s doing his best
@@MacaldaReye well, typically in real life I shoot chipmunks because they're pests and tend to trash the outside of my house with raccoons. So I would say I'm being perfectly merciful here.
“Damnit, this is why I said to not eat the food the vultures are going for.”
Don’t eat the food the Chinese give you either.
I wounder what she eats!? 😮 *Tilt my head*
@@dalethechipmunk3873 Probably chipmunks
Beepy, the Tiny, yet Stupid Bogus but prob true
No one:
The weird fetishes dude: Oh yeah cough on me mommy
*oh n o*
Silence edgelord
They're making grandpa Nurgle proud
@@bloodfang9820 serve the dark gods well my fellow Dark Apostel
Well that's a new one
Better add it to the list
Just to be clear it's not my list it's a list of "things" that I found out about
this audio is everything I wanted it to be. the breathing right at the end is what really does it for me, just sounds so powerful and yet loving
Use your power to make dragoness better!? I mean your a Lizard Wizard right!? 😄 *Smile*
Combining my love of Dragons with my instinct to take care of people? Ohhhhhhh, yeah.
(kronk voice) Oh yeah, its all coming together.
I would look afther the dragoness too! But if she get better i'm out of here!? 😨😰 *Twiching my red nose*
Same here
She gets comfort and soup, I get wing cuddles and cute snores, I see this as an absolute win.
Her: welcome home
Me: are you sick
Her: dragons don’t get sick * coughs, should I make supper
Me: STAY IN BED RN I SWEAR TO GOD
Her: you don’t take care of a dragon I take care of you
Me: *smolders get in bed, proceeds to go into the kitchen and makes soup and grabs some ice chips
Also me: grabs a flat rectangular television and smacks it into the wall
Me: *grabs remote... have you ever heard of Netflix and chill
😄 *Sit there and watch*
Let’s watch Star Wars Revenge of Sith and after you feel better we could go out to find run a way Jedi
Or we could watch Star Wars the Clone Wars Season 7
501stCOMMANDER sure why not but let’s have mother decide
Shit went from one to one hundred real fucking quick
Two of my favourite fantasy creatures in one!
I like dragons! 😄 *Wagging my tail*
You mean dragons and girlfriends?
Nobody is at their best when they're sick...it's so sweet that the listener is helping her.:)
I know right! 😄 *Wagging my tail*
Her snoring is adorable
10:38 Is that how a dragoness snores? That's adorable.
You sound really convincing it's honestly crazy well done Mother Macabre 👍
Listening to this while battling Mundus in the first Devil May Cry game
I guess you filled the dragoness soul with LiGhT
Me: aw shii...
*sees (NO DEATH)*
Me: this has gotten interesting...
Hm, I'll need to let the party know I won't be available to help clear out the goblin den tomorrow. And if you aren't feeling better by tomorrow evening, I'm calling a friend that knows minor restoration. No buts, just eat the soup.
You have a goblin den!?! 😮 *Twiching my red nose*
Now this is bombastic
My man
🎶Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic romantic
Fantastic lover, Shaggy
Mr. Lover Lover, Mmm, Mr. Lover lover, heh girl
Mr. Lover lover, Mmm, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro
Mantic, say me fantastic
Touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Ro
Smooth, just like the silk
Soft and cuddly hug me up like a quilt
I'm a lyrical lover
No take me for no filth
With my sexual physique, jah know me well-built
Oh me oh my, well well
Can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of me shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your Khus Khus perfume
I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl who can ring my bell
And I could take rejection, so you tell me go to hell
I'm Boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
Say me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom
Gee wheeze, baby please
Let me take you to an island of
The sweet cool breeze
You don't feel like drive well baby hand me the keys
And I will take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha, baby please
Don't you play with my nose 'cause I might ha-choo sneeze
(Bless you)
Well, you are the bun and me a cheese
And if me a the rice well maybe you are the peas
I'm Boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom
I say
Give me your loving, gal your loving well good
I want your loving
Gal you need like you should
Uh give me your loving, girk your loving well good
I want your loving
Gal remember the word
Would you like to kiss and caress
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest
I'm boombastic
Rated as the best, the best you should get
Nothing more, nothing less
Give me your digits, jot down your address
I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test
That I'm
Boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom
-Bastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boombastic
Gal, your admiration it's a-licked me from the start
With some physical attraction, gal, you know
To feel the spark
I want a few words, not gah tell you no sweet talk
Nogha lover, lover, lover
Nogha chat pure for
I'll get straight to the point
Like an arrow arrow dart
Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart
And we will hm hm, and have some sweet pillow talk
I'm Boombastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, and me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, boom, boom
-Bastic
Tell me fantastic, touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro-
Mantic, tell me fantastic
She touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Boom, what you say girl?🎶 😄 *Sing*
Dale The Chipmunk thank you dale, very cool
@@sincerehuman9804 Thank you Sincere Human! Your cool too! 👍😄 *Wagging my tail*
I to loved watching Barnyard when I was a little kid. My favorite part was when Odis and the other bulls stole the car, scared a kid, ran from the police, then acted like cows to confuse the police
She is to far gone ...
Welp we tried.
Bring forth the Plague doctor!!!
Maybe a vet!? 😮 *Tilt my head*
BRING FORTH CORVUS CLEMMINGS. BRING FORTH THE PLAGUE BOI
*LE GASP* A VIDEO FEATURING CORVUS CLEMMINGS!?
What makes this unrealistic is that someone was allowed to get within six feet. This was a really sweet audio.
Hopefully she won’t like cough fire on me
That would be very painful! 😰 *Twiching my ears*
Well as long as I keep my clone trooper armor on I should be fine
Or sneeze one
And you tought about bailing on the ASMR idea. Just as im starting to think that these snores or *sleeping noises* are the best type ever to fall asleep with
And i havent even mention the "reverse sleep on my lap you adorable pouty mess" thing.... ❤️
I love to hibernate!♡ 😄💕 *Wagging my tail*
@@dalethechipmunk3873 Me too tiny mouse, me too 😉 *Pat pat*
This time we are the ASMRtist lol
Quick Drill look at me. You are the sleeper now.
⁉😮 *Tilt my head*
David Mobeck am I?
Your Jedi mind ticks don’t work on me
Yay, I can pamper a sick dragon!
This was an awesome video Mother. The artwork was awesome and you sound like you were actually sick. Hope the dragon girl will be ok and get better soon.
Most diseases and sicknesses are species specific so we should be able to cuddle and snuggle her just fine without the risk of getting sick.
If it coronavirus? 😮 *Tilt my head*
@@dalethechipmunk3873 well that is zoonotic so that *would* spread to us. But I'd be curious as to how *she* was able to contracted coronavirus.
How dare you make snoring adorable
God I just want to pick her up, comfort her, maybe a smooch or 2, and a nice bowl of my granny special chicken soup
You two would make a very good couple King Kurok! 👍😄 *Wagging my tail*
Aww... taking care of someone is such a cute audio roleplay, especially if is a dragon girl🐉
Thanks Mother for the good night's rest, and thank you to the Patreon folks for electing a dragon waifu
Hibernate are awesome! 😄 *Smile*
*Dragons have beds?*
Also nom noms?
Did dragoness eat you up? 😊 *Smile*
You know you can't talk to
Dead people right 💀 *Smile*
If she's a dragon that means we are a Bard. This is scientific fact. That being the case, and since the dragon is also sick (Gets under wing plays "Just Like Heaven" by the CURE.)
True! 😮 *Tilt my head*
How you know I like The Cure ☺️
@@MacaldaReye Aside from being a good opportunity for bad wordplay... I don't wanna say it's Robert Smith's hair.... but it's probably Robert Smith's hair. I mean, what's NOT to like.
i like how all your videos' imagery features a microphone
Sick dragon...you know what..I'd still pat that
Awwwwwwww! Softy! 😆 *Smile*
Love the little dragon / / snore thing at the end. This was a neat one. Good job.
Dragon purrs, 😊🤗 sounds good
Just like a cute cat!♡ 😄💕 *Wagging my tail*
@@dalethechipmunk3873 only the purrs from dragons sound deeper and slightly more manecing than how cats do it
I bet your neighbors had a blast.
Yes! 😊 *Smile*
HeY GiVe mE BaCk mY *SpO000On*
I imagine that dragons act just like cats, they are just gigantic fire breathing tsunderes. And as such they love being pampered.
I was once extremely sick and stayed in bed for three whole days.
My parents just locked me in my room and didn't bring me any food since I kept vomiting every time I eat.
It was hell going trough whatever sickness I had.
warpey 😷
@@MacaldaReye *_I was not expecting a ❤ and a reply._*
u r a goddess u spoils us with these amazing audios
Your not wrong there about Mother!♡ 😍💕 *Wagging my tail*
@@dalethechipmunk3873 i like how shes named after the computer system from Alien 1979
scott arthur i find that very interesting actually
*Walks in room with Double Door shields as cover*
Hey babe, heard you got a case of the sniffles.
I think you need more then just double door Ajakks? 😮 *Twiching my red nose*
Hmmm. I sense my loyalty to the crusade is being tested...
Crusader 5091 how does a human like myself join the crusaders
Really!?! 😮 *Twiching my red nose*
That’s when you rise me as a child when My Village burn down
He's right
I have to agree
Amazing video 10/10 Highly recommend it👌
What did we do to deserve wholsome ASMR.
Yay! A dragon asmr with breathing sound effects that are accurate to a dragon's size xD
PREPARE YOURSELF DRAGON FOR TONIGHT WE END THIS FARCE. I SHALL SLAY YOU-
Dragon: *Coughs*
A-are you okay? Do you need some juice. Stay here. I'll go grab some herbs from outside. Cover yourself up and drink plenty of water. I have a few nullberrys and Devil's Blight to keep up you're health and stamina. I'll craft some mega and ancient potions for you're recovery. Cover yourself in hot flames. I'll be back.
My wizard mentor: i sad SLAY the dragon not LAY the dragon!
Me: Look we both know why I got into this job. The attacks stopped didnt they?
Now do you have the cold medicine or not?
Perfect XD
I wonder if I'll ever meet someone like this...
Just NEVER give up 💪🏻
You never know? You never know? ☺ *Smile*
@@dalethechipmunk3873
. . .
*S T O P*
Newt & spider :0 I will never meet a person like this so at least you will because I locked my heart up a long time ago and I threw away the key
@@human287 hm...
You're saying that like it's a fact, but I know it's wrong. I think you made a very hasty decision, locking yourself up.
The fact that any sickness can survive in that raging furnace speaks volumes about that one...the human will be sick soon :)
Dragon Girl gets sick:
Me: STAY AWAY FROM MY DRAGON CORONAVIRUS!
"My Sick Dragoness Girlfriend Can't Possibly Be This Stubborn."
What's deadlier than a dragon with coronavirus?
Two dragons with coronavirus.
Awwwwwwww! Poor dragoness! Don't worry i will look afther you!♡ 😄💕 *Hug Dragoness face then wagging my tail*
Dragon girl got captaintrips 😭😭😭
Well i very glad it not coronavirus! 😥 *Phew!*
Man there needs to be more dragon asmr in the world, this was great😀
Listening to this gave me a cold
I like how it says "no death". Like the listener just dies after being sneezed on by the dragon.
Dragon GF: *admits she is sick*
Me: *price is right theme intensifies*
Another great audio! Thank you so much for all the work you do making these!
Mother is a godess! 😄 *Wagging my tail*
Aww poor Lady Dragoness Mommy
Her:i don't need your help
Me:you are getting my help weather you like it or not or so help me
When i read no death i was like gods i hope not
loving it make a series plz !!!
Dragons are awesome! 😄 *Smile*
Nice caring scenario with a guy and sickly dragoness. 8>
Dragoness is cute!♡ 😍💕 *Heart beating*
🦂
[ *unfortunately, scorpions can't speak* ]
Trying to get our thoughts back to a simpler time when the whole world was sick instead of rioting.
I told that dragoness not to go to china! 😧 *Ears and tail droopy*
Dragirlon.
Yes...
I like this thumbnail...
COOL!!! 😄 *Smile*
you're one of the better asmr channels out there you deserve more recognition ngl
Absolute Perfection.
Me walking in with a full SCBA suit on:
So you have chosen... *Isolation*
Over all, very VERY nice video. And very unique , moust of ASMR I had seen are something like " human incounters a monster grils" ( unfortunet for him, very VERY often those are Yanderes, not alwayes but offten)....In short, it is very nice video to listen too...
You had me at dragoness gf
Why not? 😊 *Smile*
Ok hunters, let's get this wyvern down and make a armor set from her.
Friends: hey man how was your girl 😄
Me: well she got the flu and i need to clean to the cave because she sneezed everywhere so yeah we're good 😅
😅😂 *LOL!!!!!*
simple way to do this
dragon gf: im not sick im fine
me: bullshit get into bed and enjoy my soup and let me take care of you i will be checking up on you
Me: *hands my dragon gf a bowl of soup*
Gf: *shoves it away* I'm not sick.
This goes on for a few minutes.
Me: JUST TAKE IT ALREADY!!!
If a dragon blows their nose, does the ensuing mucus act like napalm?
Wow. That's fudging scary!
Sick normally: 😤
Sick in 2020: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
My cousin is out taking care of sick dragons and what do I get...guard duty
If i ever get sick! You can all ways look afther this chipmunk! 😊 *Wagging my tail*
Dale The Chipmunk What in oblivion was that
@@kodlakwhitemane1017 ............... Dragoness!?! 😮 *Twiching my red nose*
Dont make me get the dragon block staff
I thought you was gonna look afther your dragoness girlfriend Dragoon!?! 😮 *Twiching my red nose*
Cool
AWESOME!!! 😄 *Smile*
This dragon got rona
There’s just a tickle in my throat
Me: we’ll say ahhh and I’ll get it just open wide
Large table bowel of cow carcass soup coming right up!
What the hell did I just stumble upon
an neat place... unsafe but neat...
Me pretending that someone loves me
You Gordon Ramsey some soup up for a sick dragon 🐉. Quality
QUALITY!!!! 😄 *Wagging my tail*
QUALITY!!!! 😄 *Wagging my tail*
We must help best wifu, boys we must simp super hard, get her all the meds and soup
Mmmmmmm! Soup! 😋 *Drool*
Don’t worry, I can save the “I told you so”s for later!
Hi Mileonas Lionclaw! 👋😄 *Wagging my tail*
Dale The Chipmunk hallo!
The hoard, is that what we're calling my LEGO collection now?
Who would win
A majestic creature of legend that has been known for its deadliness
Or
One Corona boy
There's only one disadvantage...
Dragons don't exist
"Soups done? I'll come get I-"
Me: no ... No *NO! YOU LAY IN THAT GOD DAMN BED I SWEAR TO GO-* just lay in bed dear I got it :)