Taryon, My Wayward Son | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 97

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  • @myrmidonmamori
    @myrmidonmamori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4809

    Marisha on a prior Talks Machina episode: "I'm the only one who hasn't died yet. But I'd be okay with breaking that streak as long as my death wasn't stupid."

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

      Pike
      died fighting with her friends inspiring her to take a Time on her own
      Vex
      died because of her greed and causing her brother to serve the raven queen
      Grog
      died because he was blind and thought his strength was more important then basic needs
      Percy
      died Trying to get Revenge having his friends do it for him
      Vax
      died Trying to help the love of his life in her last trail
      Tary
      died in his first proper adventure learning how dangerous it can be and staying the path anyway
      Dotty
      died trying to protect his master his creator his friend
      Keylth
      Killed her self Jumping off a cliff

    • @ajvc2233
      @ajvc2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      Scanlan - died fighting the conclave to save all of humanity

    • @MrRJPE
      @MrRJPE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      And then she was too stupid to understand how stupid her death was.

    • @glitch3141
      @glitch3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Marisha on a prior Talks Machina episode: "Matt told me that 9th level spells are basically only used by gods. That's an amazing amount of power to have."

    • @joelmills4304
      @joelmills4304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@SPACEHARICE tary never died, but he almost did

  • @BlueJoneleth
    @BlueJoneleth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7442

    I think Marisha failed to grasp the gravity of the situation.

  • @P40l0C0nt3
    @P40l0C0nt3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    "Goldfish are not magnetically attracted to water. They just fall." THANK YOU SAM

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Underrated comment on Tal's part: "Those are ironfish."

    • @SmirkyWaters
      @SmirkyWaters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And then she vetoes the flying fish suggestion with a smug "I don't think flying fish *actually* fly...", as if she had thought about it and settled on goldfish as the best option 🤣🤣🤣

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@SmirkyWaters I mean, she’s right, they don’t. At that height it wouldn’t have made a difference. They’re only equipped to glide short distances close to the surface of the water. And y’all, can we stop calling Marisha a moron? Jesus Christ. She’s far from it.

    • @SmirkyWaters
      @SmirkyWaters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@annafantasia Per Matt's description, after using her Gust of Wind cantrip (which Matt has numerous times described to her as a "gentle fart", yet she insists on using it to move stuff), she had a 50/50 chance to hit rock or water (he rolled percentage dice to determine which), so another small push---or glide, in the case of the flying fish, would have been enough. Not saying it was a great option, but it would have been better than goldfish. I would have opted for a cormorant personally, for both the flying and diving capabilities, but if you listen to Matt through the crosstalk, looks like he was going to let her get away without damage if she hit the water in fish form. Many DM's wouldn't be that generous since hitting the surface of the water near terminal velocity after a 1000+ ft fall is like hitting a wall at 100+ mph. My point is not that Marisha is a moron, it's that after a 4-year campaign and as a 17th level druid, she still doesn't properly read her spell descriptions or even think in terms of basic D&D rules (it's not the first time they've suffered damage from falls). She behaves like this is an improv' session instead of a game with a detailed set of rules, and then she gets mad at Matt or takes it personally when he simply applies them (often generously in her case).

    • @dseray9494
      @dseray9494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SmirkyWaters yes
      Keyleth's a moron
      Plus, technically speaking it caps out at 20d6, because terminal velocity, physics vs. D&d debate again, which would have been only enough to knock her to 6 hp

  • @tylerlepage8619
    @tylerlepage8619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    "Is 1000ft alot?"
    "Depends on the context. Range for locate object, no.
    Height of a cliff you've just jumped from, yes."

  • @krispinkeyes6542
    @krispinkeyes6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3596

    "I jump off the cliff."
    *checks timestamp, only around 16 minutes in*
    Oh this is THAT episode?!

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      I saw that part in a clip so long ago, "Why would she jump off a cliff?" Turns out one of the diamonds they use for resurrection Rituals was down there. Ironic.

    • @incomingbear1334
      @incomingbear1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This is one of my favorite episodes. It always gets a laugh.

    • @NafenX
      @NafenX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same 😹

    • @dirttrackart
      @dirttrackart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      "We're basically gods" Wait! THIS HAPPENED 20 MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE?? I knew it was coming and I still wasn't prepared for that level of "zero fucks given"

    • @BellaDona1750
      @BellaDona1750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was thinking exactly the same thing.

  • @werewolfScum
    @werewolfScum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3819

    why do I picture the Raven Queen bursting out laughing at Keyleth sudden death most of all after saying we're Gods

    • @spencercox7931
      @spencercox7931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I imagine her doing the same thing, and mentally saying to Vax "Ouch... that's gonna leave... quite the mark..."

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      And I just imagine it's one of those situations where she's completely stone faced, bursts out in raucous crow laughter, then immediately goes stone faced again.

    • @bloodydove5718
      @bloodydove5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@hfar_in_the_sky Ha! Stone faced! Like Keyleth! Ha!

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I think most of the gods would have been laughing.

    • @gabrielkerne9175
      @gabrielkerne9175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@bloodydove5718 LMAO

  • @bromega2477
    @bromega2477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    "Have you two found that diamond-OH SWEET PELOR!"
    This line is such an underrated gem.

    • @Godless_Homunculus
      @Godless_Homunculus ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Dude's not even remotely religious and even he's namedropping deities just out of sheer shock, lol

    • @mkang8782
      @mkang8782 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Godless_Homunculus I was going to comment along the same lines; *Percy* invoked a deity's name!?

    • @Xiatter
      @Xiatter ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe even a 1,500 gold diamond.

    • @jimeligino2029
      @jimeligino2029 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      23:52

    • @sarahanonymous3770
      @sarahanonymous3770 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@mkang8782 Its the deity that was worshiped/known most in his home city growing up. I say "thank god" even though I am very much an athiest because that is the language that was used around me growing up.

  • @Leo-rw5sd
    @Leo-rw5sd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    I really can't believe that I only just now realized that Taryon and his parents Maryia and Howaardt are inspired by Tony Stark and his parents Maria and Howard. Taryon is a rich, spoiled, self absorbed inventor who literally built himself a metal man and he has tenuous relationship with his father. Gotta love Sam Riegel.

    • @zoltanszaszi2264
      @zoltanszaszi2264 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You mean to say he's actually ... Tonyon Starkington?

    • @rattytheratty
      @rattytheratty ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yeah and Scanlan was Eminem 🥲 Traveled with Dr. Dre-nzle.

    • @Ultralink1001
      @Ultralink1001 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I didnt see it untill he said he is literally the easiest man to find
      That could have been spoken by RDJ / Tony Stark himself

    • @ZeKyra
      @ZeKyra 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I can't believe it took me until I have read your comment just now even though this is my 3rd time binge-watching the whole playlist.

  • @DwarfyDoodad
    @DwarfyDoodad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    Years old, but Liam's comment is so underrated. "It's like a magic trick. A fish turned into a corpse."

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      AND THAT IS HOW GROG KNEW HE WAS A MAGICIAN!

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sadly, this trick will likely only be done once.

    • @sanguiniusszuiriel4984
      @sanguiniusszuiriel4984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The last few episodes prior have been an all out riot! I love it lol

    • @kelleren4840
      @kelleren4840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died laughing at that.

    • @YamiTaicho385
      @YamiTaicho385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      had me in Tears

  • @willgaines8575
    @willgaines8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    Most underrated comment from Percy: "You're not still alive, you're alive again. There's a difference" lmao

    • @kitten-inside
      @kitten-inside 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And Matt forcing the point home by mentioning the now increased (future) resurrection DC.

    • @ampedturtle4033
      @ampedturtle4033 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Sometimes I wonder if I've actually been brought back or if I'm still in the process of dying, y'know?"
      "Oh my god, someone finally put it into words!"

    • @gabeh1570
      @gabeh1570 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I LITERALLY READ THIS COMMENT RIGHT AS I HEARD IT ON THE EPISODE.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Zombiewithabowtie ahhhhh the dbza reference

  • @promatheus951
    @promatheus951 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "Terry! I used your coin." "Oh!... Oh..." I don't know what will happen going forward in this episode, but holy shit, this situation was a great opener.

    • @TheOrganicartist
      @TheOrganicartist ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you have now experienced the classic "Kiki Goldfish moment"

    • @promatheus951
      @promatheus951 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheOrganicartist Definitely a moment for the highlight real. I hope they at least reference that in a flashback or something like they did the Duergar incident in the show.

    • @musclecat1005
      @musclecat1005 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Glad I gave it to you..."

    • @thestarfarer
      @thestarfarer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wildest cold open I've ever seen

  • @cartagia6441
    @cartagia6441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2469

    You know... if Grog made the cliff jump while raging, not only would he survive, he wouldn’t even lose consciousness

    • @nomadjensen8276
      @nomadjensen8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Yeah grog falling 1000 feet is a good way to one shot the entire prime material plane 😆

    • @pineconeduck9148
      @pineconeduck9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Wouldn't he fall out of his rage during the time it takes to fall? He'd have to punch himself as he falls haha

    • @madhurdhingra4525
      @madhurdhingra4525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      @@pineconeduck9148 relentless rage.

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I forgot about his rage.

    • @micah5847
      @micah5847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@pineconeduck9148 I did this exact thing as a goliath barbarian myself once! I just raged right before hitting the ground.

  • @spite_cadet
    @spite_cadet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    "Tary, I used your coin!"
    "Oh! ... *oh* "

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I love how Tary just turned into the gay friend to the girls.

    • @scooty4743
      @scooty4743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kasino80 Taryon is the literal embodiment of The Girls and the Gays

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    For the last several years, my girlfriend (a big Critter) has owned and worn a sleeveless green t-shirt. On this shirt, is a goldfish with antlers, in mid-flight. Small text on the bottom reads, "It's fine. We're gods."
    She always used to tell me, "try to forget about it for now." Last night, as I was watching this, and almost did a spit take, she just casually laid the shirt out for me to look at. Brilliant.

    • @phoenixrising7736
      @phoenixrising7736 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      lol your gf is awesome. lol I wish I could get one of those shirts

    • @guyvizard549
      @guyvizard549 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@phoenixrising7736 In all seriousness, right at this moment, I'm REALLY mad and trying to not bite her head off when she walks through the door.
      She IS awesome... and your comment might have just saved the rest of an already shot-out day of plans.
      (We had plans, and an old co-worker conned her into helping him move. He's a user, and told her it would only take an hour. it's been five. i warned her... but I can't get mad at HER for it. She just wants to help.) But again, thanks for your comment.
      It's technically because of her that I am now a practicing DM.

    • @phoenixrising7736
      @phoenixrising7736 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@guyvizard549 I go where I’m needed! ❤️ try to let it go - but don’t devalue your feelings. I’m not going to say that I’m correct when I say this, but maybe you’re irritated because you felt like she put you second that she was more concerned about this dude that she’s not dating moving then your day of plans express that to her honestly and tell her that you’re just a little hurt over it, especially since it shouldn’t have taken that long according to her it’s OK to have feelings And relationship feelings feelings are complicated. I’m sure she didn’t mean to upset you - but she needs to know it did so that way in the future - she can remember this moment and remember to prioritize. I’m a people pleaser and always want to help to- and sometimes my loved ones have to gently remind me that even the best of intentions can hurt the people I love. 💕 I mean be nice about it so she knows you’re not picking a fight. And if she asks what can make it better- answer her honestly. Communication and honesty are the main ingredients to relationships lasting. It’s hard work - but if y’all love each other you can do it!

    • @guyvizard549
      @guyvizard549 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@phoenixrising7736 I'm already past it. I was mad at the situation, and being alone and worried and thinking about it was making it worse. She was getting just as perturbed, and the old co-worker was very forgiving and apologetic. She's home, we both just got paid, and we're gonna enjoy the rest of the weekend. But, your comment reminded me that the good always outweighs the bad.

    • @phoenixrising7736
      @phoenixrising7736 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@guyvizard549 the good always does- even in the toughest of times. I’m glad you guys are okay now. She sounds like the sweetest critter, y’all go have fun it’s the weekend! And good luck with your DMing!

  • @caaneq1
    @caaneq1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    It kills me so many years later to watch the "we're gods' followed by 3-4 minutes of Travis hysterically laughing about Keyleth splattering like a "red velvet" cake from 200 stories up just gives me life.

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean she's not wrong. All the spells she has or even just a tankier wildshape (or a flyer) had she noticed what was going on more clearly she coulda got out in so many ways.
      Vox machina under ideal situations basically are God's

    • @calebfreeman8284
      @calebfreeman8284 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Zalied "The gods must be Crazy"

    • @rawchicken3463
      @rawchicken3463 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A story is 5 feet?

  • @mollyhunter6239
    @mollyhunter6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1923

    3:32:53 "I am literally the easiest man to find. I tell everyone my name, I wear a gold helmet, and I walk around talking about myself." STRAIGHT SAVAGE

    • @mattball8622
      @mattball8622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      When he first showed up I wasn't sure what I thought of Tary, but that one line cemented him as probably my favourite character in the entire campaign.

    • @jolienvsndijk
      @jolienvsndijk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Not to mention that he's accompanied by a giant metal man. That should leave an impression...

    • @angrychef1786
      @angrychef1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's 100% right! You cant be more easy to find. He acts like Tary went full Bin Laden and stayed in a keep, never talking to anyone on the outside

    • @davidbergfors6820
      @davidbergfors6820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well, I mean, nothing about Taryon is straight...

    • @isapu1948
      @isapu1948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@davidbergfors6820
      "OOOOHHH*

  • @ShireNomad
    @ShireNomad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2194

    Backblaze! We'll recover your druid if she crashes!

    • @wallybarry4511
      @wallybarry4511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Chris Reaves gold

    • @ofyuff8972
      @ofyuff8972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This deserves way more likes than it has.

    • @bucket8906
      @bucket8906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jasp3rjeep13
      @jasp3rjeep13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This comment wins

    • @veejayroth
      @veejayroth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You just won D&D. ;o)

  • @keithprescottcomposer5607
    @keithprescottcomposer5607 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Let it be said that, despite what anyone may think of her, across the entire VM run, fighting Briarwoods, beholders, chromatic dragons, and Vecna, the only being to EVER kill Keyleth
    was Keyleth

    • @kmacgregor6361
      @kmacgregor6361 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      5:08 5:08

    • @kmacgregor6361
      @kmacgregor6361 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      5:15

    • @Tyr_Archalion
      @Tyr_Archalion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      "Keyleth's not so bad. After all, she did kill Keyleth."

    • @beth5627
      @beth5627 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She died as she lived, being a fucking idiot

    • @Klespyrian
      @Klespyrian 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      She received the Aeor treatment after claiming to be a god.

  • @scottwagner2566
    @scottwagner2566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    When you’ve made Travis break character to ask what the hell you’re doing, either you’ve done something incredibly stupid or incredibly funny. This case was both.

  • @lizardlee10
    @lizardlee10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    "There's too many dice to roll Marisha" might be one of the funniest things Travis has ever said on the show

    • @robertcapostagno2082
      @robertcapostagno2082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      his commentary through the entire event was gold.

    • @raswartz
      @raswartz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I love it when Ashley tells Travis to stop laughing, too.

    • @tabchanzero8229
      @tabchanzero8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The best thing Travis said was probably that burn during the final Vecna battle.

    • @MrRJPE
      @MrRJPE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Travis was like the Survivor meme with the two women looking horrified and the guy just gets a huge grin.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mislaid quote. I mean yes Travis does say this but he is 100% echoing Matt. Though him doing that is probably more hilarious for it.

  • @bayani_0
    @bayani_0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    you know when keyleth died and showed up in front of the raven queen, the queen gives her a wtf look and just punts her back to the living for such a reckless death

    • @Palladum12
      @Palladum12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      LMAO i like to imagine that

    • @bayani_0
      @bayani_0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Neptune Vasilias or kiki showing up as RQ was putting on her face

    • @nuclearbirds
      @nuclearbirds 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Ryan Viray "Nope. Not even touching this one. Have fun."

    • @bayani_0
      @bayani_0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nuclearbirds surprised that wasnt brought up

    • @guy31978
      @guy31978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Ryan Viray, yes, perfect

  • @ni777ful
    @ni777ful ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Matt in episode 14, talking about Allura and Kima: What?!? They're friends!
    Matt in episode 97: yeah, they got married

    • @gabrielladavidson2938
      @gabrielladavidson2938 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      To be fair, for lesbians to have waited this long to get married, that's a pretty slow burn

    • @SynchronizorVideos
      @SynchronizorVideos 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Pretty sure they were just friends back then. I remember some Talks Machina discussion where Matt mentioned that they started out as friends, and their relationship grew to become a romance in the background after they started spending more time together after the Chroma Conclave attacked Emon.

    • @oleyullah
      @oleyullah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​​@@SynchronizorVideoscynically speaking: as the show's popularity grew, the DM/ CR team made a decision to diversify the story and character pool in order to appeal to more people as well as shelter themselves from accusations of telling stories about straight people, told by actors of the same ethnic background etc.
      That's btw at the tail of GamerGame fallout and all diversity politics entering the US public discourse and media pushing it everywhere and Internet having a major argument about it at that time.

    • @Violmania
      @Violmania 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@oleyullah ...or maybe Matt just thought it was a natural progression for Kima and Alluras relationship. Istg people on the Internet will always jump to "it's because of diversity quotas/points" every single time they see something that isn't purely straight and white. Maybe some people actually want to add that into their stories without someone accusing them of "appeasing the woke mob" or some other bs

    • @Tots_
      @Tots_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@Violmanianot to mention that the majority of the cast is literally queer lmao

  • @themardbard9096
    @themardbard9096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    My favorite part of the Keyfish Situation is Ashley yelling at Travis to stop laughing while he and Marisha bust a gut.

  • @colbynelson2760
    @colbynelson2760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Vex: (Whispers)Tarry!
    Tarry: (Whispers)What?
    Vex: (more whispers) I used your coin!
    Tarry: Oh, (disgustedly whispers) Oooh!
    Vex:(whisper) I know!!

    • @AnneIglesias
      @AnneIglesias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Colby Nelson This was my favorite exchange of the entire episode.

    • @d.w.hardcastle3046
      @d.w.hardcastle3046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This seriously deserves more likes.

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Due to the height alone, they really shouldn't of been able to use anything to revive her. She would have scattered, or crumpled, or become nearly non-existent. It's sad because I would have loved for Keyleth to just remain dead due to her own stupidity, Marisha is an okay Beau, so I would have liked to see another character from Marisha

    • @stevenclark5173
      @stevenclark5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 Technically, fall damage caps at 20d6 so she wouldn't have died anyway.

    • @HDloly
      @HDloly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stevenclark5173
      Technically, this rule is not on par with mechanics of the 5e and she would have died anyway, probably too damaged. And Vex would never remember of the coin by herself, and so on...
      "The 20d6 maximum damage from falling has been around since at least 2nd edition D&D, and is repeated in 5th edition D&D. This is an average of 70 points of damage. It has a realistic range of about 55 to 85 (you can verify this on anydice.com).
      The problem is that the damage from falling does not scale between the editions, as 5th edition characters have much more hit points and can survive to much lower negative hit point amounts.
      The 200 foot fall that would normally outright kill a 2nd edition PC with 60 hit points, as they could only survive to -9 hit point, will only knock out a 5th edition character with the same amount of hit points. It would require 120 points of damage to be rolled to kill the 5th edition character, a 6 on each die, which is virtually impossible.
      Besides the issue with negative hit points, 2nd edition PCs generally have less hit points than their 5th edition counterparts at the same level. They receive less hit point bonuses from the same Constitution score; rogues, clerics, and wizards use smaller ranger for hit dice; and hit points increase only a small token amount after level 9.
      Your average level 10 wizard in 2nd edition would have 25 to 30 hit points. A 70 foot fall would kill them outright. A level 10 wizard in 5th edition however will probably have a little more than 50 hit points. They would be able to stand up, brush the dust off their clothes, and walk away from that same fall.
      A 5th edition character only needs about 45 hit points to reliably survive maximum fall damage (less than 1% chance the DM will roll above 90). That is achievable to most warriors by around level 5 if they have 14 Constitution or more (which is about normal). A 2nd edition character would need 100 hit points to boast the same, which your average warrior - if they had a nice Constitution - could do around level 18. Clerics, rogues, and wizard would never get near this.
      The relative threat of falling is just so much less now.
      [To fix this] I have two suggestions.
      Increase damage dice from falling to a d8 per 10' fallen.
      No damage cap for falling damage. Each 10' fallen is d8 blunt damage.
      These rules don't completely negate how easily character survive high falls, a character with 100 hit points would have a 50% chance of surviving a 450' drop (...)
      "
      www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/5lfuf9/5efalling_damage_cap_is_too_low_damage_dice_too/

  • @Antenox
    @Antenox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2538

    Keyleth: "We're GODS!"
    *SPLAT*
    DM: "Puny god."

    • @austinator1387
      @austinator1387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Instead of DM it should have said Hulk lol

    • @ThatSommeS
      @ThatSommeS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@austinator1387 That's the joke...

    • @jaeg.3806
      @jaeg.3806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basic physics

    • @CERap22
      @CERap22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh my fucking Christ... this is the dumbest and greatest way to start an episode

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact that it's the beginning of the episode makes it so much better I feel

  • @virgiljericho664
    @virgiljericho664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Talesins delivery of “Oh Sweet Pelor” was amazing

    • @theanyktos
      @theanyktos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I really liked that moment, especially considering Percy doesn't even worship any gods, let alone Pelor. I feel like it's a lot like atheists saying "oh my God" or "sweet baby Jesus" or sth like that. Not because they believe in God _or_ Jesus but just because so many people say it that you just learn it as a phrase of exclamation. And considering Pelor is pretty much the patron God of Whitestone there were probably plenty of people around Percy growing up, who said "Oh sweet Pelor" or sth similar.

  • @linnic
    @linnic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    I truly hope that LoVM makes it this far to see the goldfish dive animated

    • @nataliepeters8459
      @nataliepeters8459 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fucking same I'm literally going to look for a fan animation of it now 😂

    • @ionfalcom1
      @ionfalcom1 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      probably won't touch on it given the circumstances around it, i'm not even sure scanlan will ditch the party, we'll have to see how the CC arc pans out.

    • @redwallfan123
      @redwallfan123 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ionfalcom1 knowing they are greenlit for season 3, its slowly becoming more possible we will see that scene

    • @sirmyself
      @sirmyself ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I _so_ want it to be a genuine homage to Pocahontas at the beginning, but then turn to the clusterf*** this was. Man I'm watching this as a sort of audiobook as I am working and it was so hard to avoid bursting out of laughter.

    • @LHColliderX
      @LHColliderX ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@redwallfan123 they just need 2 more seasons now to do the whole story. This would be in season 4.

  • @z3r0fluxx91
    @z3r0fluxx91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    Keyleth was the LITERAL embodiment of the phrase "Pride comes before the fall" in every sense.

    • @HDloly
      @HDloly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LOL The Hubris is strong in this one.

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Falls from grace without an ounce of grace

    • @bartonbrevis3831
      @bartonbrevis3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought more 'blind faith', but I can see your point.

    • @janina7570
      @janina7570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean technically it was "Prides comes before the falling damage", she was pretty confident during the fall

  • @LightDragon777
    @LightDragon777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Liam: *throws his glasses*
    Matt: "This was not in my plan!"
    Travis: *uncontrollable laughing*

    • @kindle1951
      @kindle1951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @sally mae he represents us really well lol

    • @HDloly
      @HDloly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Liam: throws his glasses
      when the suicidal guy gets desperate you can have sure that someone f*cked it up badly.

    • @roxana5490
      @roxana5490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Travis not being able to hold his shit together was the absolute best

    • @queenofbabble24
      @queenofbabble24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Travis was a gem during that scene

  • @CaitieLou
    @CaitieLou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    So like, when I heard about the Keyfish incident, I imagined they were running from something and the decision was born out of panic and desperation. I didn't realize it was just a spur-of-the-moment lark not even 10 minutes into the episode, lmfao.

    • @duckduckgoose6977
      @duckduckgoose6977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Keyleth is delightfully stupid! I love her sm xD

    • @christenh359
      @christenh359 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same! I thought it was a dramatic moment. I thought it was a heartbreaking scene.
      NOPE! It was hilarious and glorious and the first thing in the episode 🤣

    • @cjtrules1
      @cjtrules1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was out of panic so you are half right

    • @agathiandevaraj9757
      @agathiandevaraj9757 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I loved Ashley's reaction to it. Its only 7:15.... Lol. It didn't take long for it to escalate

  • @owenford2888
    @owenford2888 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Percy judging Keyleth’s health in kittens is the top tier callbacks that keep me hooked on this show 😂😂

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😆😆😆

  • @Natesh13
    @Natesh13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    The Voice of the Tempest, Devourer of Souls, Red stain at the bottom of the cliff over there

    • @DrHokeyPokey
      @DrHokeyPokey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Slayer of Children

    • @chadbusch8541
      @chadbusch8541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      im dying help! xD

    • @Preacher_.
      @Preacher_. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Keyleth of the Air Ashari, third, or fourth, of Her Name, The Everburnt, Voice of the Tempest, Lady of the Great Rocky Cliff, Destroyer of Goldfish, Breaker of Bones and Mother of Mistakes”.

    • @ee930
      @ee930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bahahahaha and i spit my drink on my phone! Nicely done.

    • @kylercoleman4591
      @kylercoleman4591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only it stayed that way lol

  • @AbsolutelyWill93
    @AbsolutelyWill93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    For New Critters, Old Critters, and those not-yet-sure they want to be Critters:
    This is it. *THIS* is the legendary Goldfish episode. Enjoy!

    • @faatman42
      @faatman42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Legendary as in it shows how stupid marisha is

    • @EvieCorwell
      @EvieCorwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@faatman42 Christ, it's just a bloody game. Get a grip. It was funny.

    • @faatman42
      @faatman42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@EvieCorwell no, it wasn't.

    • @EvieCorwell
      @EvieCorwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@faatman42 Sure seems like the entire cast of the programme and 90% of the fanbase disagrees with you, lad.

    • @faatman42
      @faatman42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EvieCorwell and where did you get that information? The crew yes, but the fanbase no.

  • @jeshuag672
    @jeshuag672 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Taryon's father never doted on him so he made a robot named Dotey to fill that void.

  • @dolphin64575
    @dolphin64575 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    VM is rushing to Tary's aid and I'm imagining Cassandra talking to JB over breakfast like "Oh, you've been given a research position? Don't worry, I'm quite used to finding out what my brother's up to by the people he leaves at our home."

  • @DMofIledar
    @DMofIledar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1712

    Laura: "Do you know? Do you know what's happening right now?!"
    Sam: "I'm getting-I'm getting my Rogue character ready."
    Always playing the long game, Riegel. *slow clap*

    • @cormorantcolors6791
      @cormorantcolors6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Deborah Cobb I’d like to think against better judgement that that wasn’t a coincidence

    • @willsomething1226
      @willsomething1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I did NOTT see that coming

    • @DMofIledar
      @DMofIledar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      General TREEE Of The REEE ArmiEEE it was a pretty BRAVE thing for Sam to do

    • @willsomething1226
      @willsomething1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DMofIledar I imagen him having a.. Shit I cant make a pun

    • @TheMaxGaming
      @TheMaxGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deborah Cobb that depends who you ask. Others may NOT see it as brave d:

  • @ragingpacifish161
    @ragingpacifish161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    "Every man and woman who has money has done bad things" - Mr. Darington.
    Vex looks questioningly to Percy.
    Percy nods
    Vex nods like her question was answered.
    Damn that was good

    • @zackrose6261
      @zackrose6261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Pretty sure all of Vox machina has done bad things, whether intentional or not.

    • @juliadandy6019
      @juliadandy6019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      3:45:07 just putting the timestamp here, that was a good catch :)

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I watched that part a couple of times haha. Tal stayed in character for the whole scene and was just [chefs kiss]

    • @MrJusskippy
      @MrJusskippy ปีที่แล้ว

      Me (looking at Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, the Waltons, etc): Yup, checks out!

  • @NocturnalJin
    @NocturnalJin ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "I thought it would look cool" is the past-tense form of "Hold my beer".

  • @Doran_Runeblite
    @Doran_Runeblite ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Percy "I have to confess, I have been feeling a bit stir crazy myself. NOT jump-off-a-cliff stir crazy, my god, but . . ." 😂

  • @SRMustang35
    @SRMustang35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    I love that Vex getting knowledge on the spinning black orb of death that has been confusing everyone for 60 episodes and Grog finding a book about werewolves got the same level of excitement from the group, LOL

    • @erisplaysgames
      @erisplaysgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Travis LOVES werewolves

    • @tylerworks11
      @tylerworks11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Travis is a WEREWOLF in campaign 3 talk about long game

    • @mayaenglish5424
      @mayaenglish5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tylerworks11 Hey, this is a spoiler, maybe do a drop down comment with C3 spoilers at the top so you don't ruin the fun for other people. (Thankfully I'm all caught up.)

  • @devilsadvocate6381
    @devilsadvocate6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Cliff: 1
    Thordak: 0

  • @katybechnikova2821
    @katybechnikova2821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    This is the moment Marisha decided to play monk so she could ignore falling damage.

    • @bannanaz5869
      @bannanaz5869 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She could've negated the fall damage if she turned into something that can glide

    • @katybechnikova2821
      @katybechnikova2821 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bannanaz5869 She could turn into a duck, fly away and then dive. But Marisha musunderstood the situation and Keyleth is not the sharpest tool in the shed. (I love her very much but it's true.)

    • @gctypo2838
      @gctypo2838 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Marisha, as Beau is taking a bit of fall damage: "yes I am very aware of the math"

    • @oleyullah
      @oleyullah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​@@katybechnikova2821no mate, Marisha, not Keyleth, is not the sharpest tool in the shed, else she'd play Kayleth as a 22 Wisdom character knowing the idiocy of that jump. The shapeshift in to a gold fish only confirms that, which she did after hearing of at least 300ft until she hits the 1st section of rocks (not even the water level rocks). She genuinely thought that an aquatic lifeform would be excluded of the gravity/fall rules as long as it went in to a body of water.
      Come on, no excuse for that.
      Good on Matg for wasting her, bad there was no far more serious consequences for beaking the suspension of disbelief with "of course I cando it, I am a god" thing.

    • @katybechnikova2821
      @katybechnikova2821 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@oleyullah ok boomer. She's actually the best of them, be mad about it, thanks.

  • @adarose336
    @adarose336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Everyone’s talking about the cliff scene but can we take a moment to appreciate Tary for a second? “The book is a diary now. It’s for me, not for you”. Beautiful line and really attests to the development he’s gone through in the past year.

  • @silverangelics
    @silverangelics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2673

    "Now, every single member of Vox Machina has died..." -Matt
    "Didn't we have a rule that the last one stays dead?" -Travis
    I love Travis.

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      silverangelics I remember them talking about that months ago lol.

    • @jmcleod69
      @jmcleod69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      If it meant she would leave the show and never come back I would be all for it, but that won't happen so no, she needs to keep Keylith. I mean she's been playing this toon for 5 years and still has no fucking clue how to play it, can you just imagine how bad she would be with a new character?

    • @angelzzzzzz101
      @angelzzzzzz101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      jmcleod69 she was really good with snizzler

    • @josephmort4039
      @josephmort4039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Has Vax died?

    • @angelzzzzzz101
      @angelzzzzzz101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Joseph Mort yeah he died from the kraken

  • @fluxshaman8251
    @fluxshaman8251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    "Well Hilda didn't show up for her interview at all, I don't think we should hire her..." I love Ashley/Pike so much oh my God

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was really good RP, as she was away at the time! She wouldn't have known about the drow.

  • @danielmoriarty9273
    @danielmoriarty9273 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Sam: “I’m getting my rogue character ready.” Fast forward to the second campaign with Nott the Brave

    • @MrMyleague11
      @MrMyleague11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      which meant that she would have been his next character in this campaign.

  • @queenofbabble24
    @queenofbabble24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Travis' reaction when he realizes that Tary is basically Tony Stark is pure gold. Precious bean.

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    18:57
    Travis: **laughing** "i mean you can't feel bad about it"
    Liam: **going throught the five stages of grief at 10x speed**

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      19:48 **freeze frame**
      travis and liam are still The Best in this scene, with marisha laughing at her own death a close second

    • @teaganlee4219
      @teaganlee4219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Ashley’s “stop laughing, Travis, stop it” right before that is gold too

    • @RegalMermaid
      @RegalMermaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It looks like Liam legit yaks at the thought of her blood soaked hair 😝😓

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen Travis laugh _that_ hard.

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@pageneinLiam, Laura, and Ashley are so traumatized.

  • @evanmalcolm9353
    @evanmalcolm9353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    “It’s like dropping a red velvet cake from 100 floors up” LOL Travis had me dying that whole sequence

    • @HDloly
      @HDloly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @kurtkrusader
      @kurtkrusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Travis in the background before she jumps "LET HER DO IT!"

    • @bigbastard7582
      @bigbastard7582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      LMAO
      Keyleth:I'm gonna jump!
      Grog: do a flip

    • @dcass1283
      @dcass1283 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁸⁹⁹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰0000000000000000

  • @Whiskypapa
    @Whiskypapa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Fun fact, if you fall 1000ft, it doesn’t matter at all if you hit water or rock…
    Also, Ashley with her “jump off Free Willy-Nilly” joke was too hilarious and nobody caught it!

    • @wouldiwasshookspeared4087
      @wouldiwasshookspeared4087 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sad no one laughed at that, it was pretty good

    • @jordivermeulen2519
      @jordivermeulen2519 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For a human, yes, you're dead either way probably. For a spider, yes, you're fine either way definitely (ignoring drowning). For a goldfish I'm not really sure if its terminal velocity is high enough that falling in water hurts.

    • @Whiskypapa
      @Whiskypapa ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jordivermeulen2519 You made me google “what is the terminal velocity of a goldfish”, so thats now in my browser history. Well done!
      It lead me to a tweet actually discussing Keyleths goldfish moment and while it wouldn’t fall super fast, it would still probably “splatt”. Question is, should the dice to calculate fall damage be reduced? The amount of force you hit the ground with is considerably less as a goldfish than as a human (or half-elf), regardless of hitting rocks or water.
      This is an important discussion.

    • @jordivermeulen2519
      @jordivermeulen2519 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Whiskypapa well, this is where we pull out the age-old "dnd is not a physics simulator" rule ;)

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Whiskypapa To be fair, she had a humanoid form for almost all her fall, so transforming into a goldfish in the last split of a scond wouldn't stop the speed in the slightest.

  • @SWatson410
    @SWatson410 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Any person in real life would have PTSD after 1 day hanging with Vox Machina.

  • @Alex-nx2bj
    @Alex-nx2bj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    This episode proves that no one is capable of killing keyleth except herself .

    • @jgamer2228
      @jgamer2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically it’s vex’s fault she jumped at all

    • @zilliv8187
      @zilliv8187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jgamer2228 nah that’s just Marisha being a dumb ass and finally the cherry on top throughout the campaign.

    • @lafrasjohanuys
      @lafrasjohanuys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@zilliv8187 it's been 5 years give it up

    • @Godless_Homunculus
      @Godless_Homunculus ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, when you're a high-level druid, you're practically invincible barring extraordinary circumstances. It's not surprising she got a little stir-crazy and over-estimated her durability.
      I could see myself doing something this dumb, mostly because I have done something this dumb
      (Still anxious around volcanoes...)

    • @thesugarthief1476
      @thesugarthief1476 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jgamer2228 How the f*** is it Vex's fault she jumped?? Vex has a broom, they have a flying carpet AND Keyleth can turn into, pretty much at this point, *literally anything.* Like, oh, I dunno, a bird! NO ONE told her to jump, she made that decision all on her own. Jumping was stupid. I suppose if she had turned into anything big she probably wouldn't have died, but somehow a goldfish was a good idea? Even if it was just water and no rocks, that fall as Keyleth or the goldfish would have still killed her.

  • @ocelot113
    @ocelot113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    After Taryon's dad said they were broke, I so wanted Grog to step up and say: "I think I can fix that! Pick a card."

  • @jslstory3396
    @jslstory3396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I imagine this is a detailed example of what the hiring process is for Critical Role. You’re treated well, asked a hundred disjointed questions, someone runs a background check on you, and, at some point, Liam Obrian sneaks into your house to make sure you’re not an assassin. Classic job search stuff.

  • @cptsketch13
    @cptsketch13 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I have a feeling after Percy paid Jarett to find Scanlan, Jarrett found him but basically warned him that Percy was trying to tail him. I 100% believe Jarett likes Scanlan more than Percy especially after the dead mother modify memory.

    • @cnh3109
      @cnh3109 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I believe this too!

    • @TP19
      @TP19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who cares who likes who more they’re both friends.

    • @cptsketch13
      @cptsketch13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TP19 Percy doesnt seem to consider Scanlan a friend after Scanlan leaves, and if you're hiring someone to tail someone else to gather information on them you better make sure they don't like the person as Percy later admits he lost the whereabouts of Scanlan.

    • @TP19
      @TP19 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cptsketch13 I was talking about Percy and Jareth especially since they work closely together, but it’s very clear that Scanlan and Percy are family despite the arguments and disagreements. They’re both shitty people and this weird overprotectiveness of Scanlan I will never understand. At the end of the story they’re fine

    • @TP19
      @TP19 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cptsketch13 cause scanlan left and said they don’t care about him. Both flawed both jackasses. This one up thing is stupid.

  • @isthisajojoreference
    @isthisajojoreference 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    I've been waiting. For so long. To see how. A druid. Who can fly. Dies of fall damage. And it was so worth the wait.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      This is one of the few big spoilers I actually missed out on. Though I think a few Marisha haters have referenced it in their arguments in previous videos.

    • @christopherbacon1077
      @christopherbacon1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bugs Bunny voice: "I wonder if that silly Druid will remember she can fly...I guess not"

    • @LukeLosiPfleger
      @LukeLosiPfleger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@christopherbacon1077 not only a Druid, a circle of the moon Druid who’s a member of a tribe called the AIR ashari lol

    • @vishaansingh1019
      @vishaansingh1019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you the guy who used to post on a lot of C2 episodes in 2018?

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof, I guess you got what you wanted.

  • @CrispymexicanDUCK
    @CrispymexicanDUCK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    *Every 9/10 insight checks*
    “They’re hard to read.”

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well...
      What do you say to someone who fails an insight check?

    • @CrispymexicanDUCK
      @CrispymexicanDUCK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jonsimpson6240 I love the way they handle the failed insight checks. I just think it's funny how they fail almost every time. XD

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They can Nat 20 and they still get, "hmm they are hard to read but... yeah they are lieing through their teeth"

    • @Anegor
      @Anegor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what do you expect when they keep rolling 10-15s against very good charisma characters? 'You dont understand shit' is a little too agressive

  • @MrBlakeD82
    @MrBlakeD82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Matt: "You see a tall obsidian tower."
    Travis: "Is there some guy named Roland walking around?"
    Travis, you brilliant beautiful bastard.

    • @MKTraxel
      @MKTraxel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best part was he got called out on the Talks Machina before this (2 days his time) for not having finished the series yet.

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Such a good series I’m glad to know Travis has good taste

    • @stephaniecampbell1804
      @stephaniecampbell1804 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is the comment I was looking for.

  • @celesteelka
    @celesteelka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Emily Axford watching the Hilda plotline unfold: "TWO Hildas..."
    "Hilda Hilda..."
    "Oh, that's good..."

    • @duckduckgoose6977
      @duckduckgoose6977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha so glad to get this reference!

    • @celesteelka
      @celesteelka 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@duckduckgoose6977 You wouldn't happen have the time stamp would you? I'd love to see a this gain

    • @duckduckgoose6977
      @duckduckgoose6977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@celesteelka unfortunately no, I binged the whole thing in a couple of days xD I'm sure there are clips of it

    • @celesteelka
      @celesteelka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@duckduckgoose6977 No worries! Thanks for the quick reply :)

  • @magiv4205
    @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Everyone's talking about the cliff dive, but I'm over here in awe at the oracle arrow scene, and at the entire scene with Tary and his father. Wow.

    • @em01455
      @em01455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Magi V Yeah those scenes were more impactful in my opinion.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@em01455 I mean, I wouldn't necessarily say they were more "impactful", if you know what I mean lmao
      But yes, they were amazing scenes.

    • @quackthulu9575
      @quackthulu9575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@em01455 To be fair I think Keyleth impacted on those rocks pretty hard

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it really is cool and shows how powerful vexs bow is

    • @benjaminestes1142
      @benjaminestes1142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@quackthulu9575 Smashing comment my dude

  • @DudeFromEndor
    @DudeFromEndor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Travis's laugh made Keyleth's death that much better.

    • @mr.fluffles1552
      @mr.fluffles1552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I loved Ashley telling him to stop laughing

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@mr.fluffles1552 Honestly, in that moment, Travis was me whenever something remotely fucked up like that happens. I've never related to someone more. XD

    • @LoneTailProductions
      @LoneTailProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you look at Marisha, she's trying so hard not to laugh at herself.

    • @slug9181
      @slug9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      my opinion: she should've been perma dead. That was a dumb death on purpose, because everyone died in the campaign but her.

    • @owlpear
      @owlpear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I know a lot of people are, like, super pissed about this (even though it affects them in absolutely no way), but I just thought it was hilarious.

  • @houndofhysteria2327
    @houndofhysteria2327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I thought Taryon should have said, "I've learned a lot from these fellows in the last year and I'm pretty sure we can murder our way out of this."

    • @Sfeksophobia
      @Sfeksophobia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lol especially since they were actually considering the option

  • @vonniebunny8049
    @vonniebunny8049 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I love how Taryons dad is subtly shown to be supreeeemly bad with money... he spent 5000 gold to get his son before even just asking him to come home?

  • @TheKnetic
    @TheKnetic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    I wish Matt had said “I don’t have enough dice for this. Laura, can I borrow 100 d6 for a sec?”
    I would have lost it.

    • @apexkonchu2234
      @apexkonchu2234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Going by the rules, fall damage caps at 20d6 so she probably wouldn't have even lost consciousness. There is a pretty strong argument for ignoring that rule though.

    • @Klatchan
      @Klatchan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@apexkonchu2234 Agreed, the fall damage rules are already pretty light.

    • @jamesscott7215
      @jamesscott7215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Apex Konchu
      Yeah I think jumping off a nearly 1000 ft cliff calls for a breaking of the rules

    • @stirlinggerbic-forsyth3345
      @stirlinggerbic-forsyth3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@apexkonchu2234 On one hand, I could see Mercer not knowing that rule.
      On the other hand, he was teaching a lesson to a character claiming to be a god.

    • @B0TFrosty
      @B0TFrosty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@apexkonchu2234 Honestly, at that point breaking the rule is almost necessary. Surviving from a 1000ft fall is near impossible

  • @stickginge
    @stickginge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Imagine if keyleth stayed dead. They go back to her people with the news "How did she die?", "jumping of a cliff to fetch a diamond, she did try and turn into a goldfish to save herself but for some reason it didn't work"

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Fitting death for a character with a Wisdom of -22...
      ...Oh wait?

    • @silverackerman394
      @silverackerman394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@RDR911 remember difference between intelligence and wisdom
      Intelligence knows
      Wisdom feels...
      Feeling can be reaaaaaally dumb

    • @petersenior5432
      @petersenior5432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Still int 15 is smarter than the average commoner, and even if intelligence goes up with age an old man only naturally gets to 13. She would know this shit.

    • @danhouser7568
      @danhouser7568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just because you are smart, does not mean you have to use it. People do things all the time that they know that will end in a negative result 90% because that 10% can be so tempting, even smart people do this. i mean its probably a lot less common. she also knew when she was jumping that she had 4 or 5 ways to just get out of this situation if it went poorly, but in that last moment she panicked. that can even happen to the best of us.

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Let's not forget about her gust cantrip! She keeps thinking it's more powerful than the stiff breeze that it is. She thought she could push her body over into the water with Gust!😅

  • @possummilk4262
    @possummilk4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I like how last episode was talking about a supposed curse of avarice and greed leading to self-destruction and ultimate demise. And then IMMEDIATELY followed by Keyleth getting obliterated in search of a Diamond. Maybe those Trickfoots were onto something lmao

    • @blobjorn3248
      @blobjorn3248 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is a good observation.
      Perhaps a curse does exist, and now that Keyleth has met her fate it has moved onto another poor soul.

  • @bdletoast09
    @bdletoast09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I love how Matt played Howaardt here. It starts as "Oh, okay, he hasn't been the best of father evidently, but he doesn't seem to be that bad of a person, Tary was exaggerating, plus he was genuinely worried about his son" and then you learn that he retrieved Tary only to marry him because of how big of a debt he contracted and you're like "Oh. Oooooh, he's a motherfucker."

    • @mayaenglish5424
      @mayaenglish5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I know right, people complain that he makes the parents of the PC's too sympathetic and human meanwhile I'm sitting here like, "or maybe you just aren't paying enough attention to see what a piece of shit Tary's dad is" lol! Matt's so good at acting out emotional manipulation and realistically subtle abusive behavior, it's so good and so creepy. If Sam hadn't rolled well enough I genuinely think Howaardt would have backhanded him or something at one point, that face Matt had on was so severe.

    • @TheSolitaryGrape
      @TheSolitaryGrape ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mayaenglish5424 absolutely! Abusive (and even just straight shitty) people are often good manipulations, that's often part of it. Especially someone who's wrapped up in business and politics.

    • @whitemoonwolf13
      @whitemoonwolf13 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mayaenglish5424 wait when did sam roll for anything? what did i miss?

    • @mayaenglish5424
      @mayaenglish5424 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whitemoonwolf13 Go watch the conversation between Tary and his dad, I don't have a timestamp because it was a while ago but it's in there somewhere. He rolled a persuasion check or something..

    • @whitemoonwolf13
      @whitemoonwolf13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mayaenglish5424 i just finished the episode. he mentions howard looking at vex like he wanted to hit her, but no roles from tary. does that happen in a later episode?

  • @awiseman93
    @awiseman93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Ashley: "IT''S ONLY SEVEN FIFTEEN!"

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Matt:" I know. It wasnt my plan"

  • @WattersonIsDead
    @WattersonIsDead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    I just love how genuinely surprised Keyleth was that a 1000+ foot drop killed her instantly.

    • @hellzhound6169
      @hellzhound6169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Indeed, a 250 foot drop in water is like hitting concrete so she was dead either way.

    • @mikeh2850
      @mikeh2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      But... she was a goldfish... xD

    • @supercalifragic1551
      @supercalifragic1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      She isn't retarded. But she's... Critically Challenged. Not the brightest bulb, but not a broken one. Many "What the heck is she thinking" moments, but plenty of them are entertaining. Like this one.

    • @alyero6341
      @alyero6341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@supercalifragic1551 I consider that level of stupidity bordering being retarded. When it's funny it's only funny in a "drunk person hits their head against a wall and then shits themselves" kinda way. And I personally do not enjoy caving in my forehead from facepalming every episode

    • @alyero6341
      @alyero6341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      lmao the fucking hypocrisy.
      you can apparently tell more from a simple comment than I can tell from the way someone conducts themselves for 100+ 4 hour episodes

  • @daneroberts1996
    @daneroberts1996 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    19:09 I love when Matt says "her hair's covering her face and that's probably a good thing" and Marisha gives him a look like "really? come on" and he sees her and just shrugs helplessly

    • @sentient.ball.of.stardust
      @sentient.ball.of.stardust ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And C3 Marisha plays a living corpse with black hair covering most of her face! Damn!

    • @isabelarodrigues5941
      @isabelarodrigues5941 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      great i love c3 spoilers

    • @silversalmon9909
      @silversalmon9909 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@isabelarodrigues5941 i mean she pretty much says it in the first episode

    • @isabelarodrigues5941
      @isabelarodrigues5941 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@silversalmon9909 sure but if i’m watching episode 97 of campaign 1, one would think i haven’t got to campaign 3 yet, right?

    • @Marigumilikesart
      @Marigumilikesart 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@isabelarodrigues5941not really. Ypu don’t have to watch them in order. Unless that’s what u want to do, but it is your choice

  • @Doran_Runeblite
    @Doran_Runeblite ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The disparity in Liam's reaction of crazy-anxiety over wtf he is going to do when his character finds out his lover is dead due to essentially suicide, and Travis's reaction of laughing his ass off more than I have ever seen: pure gold! I had to pause the episode when Matt said she took over 300 damage, it took me a bit to take it all in. What an adrenaline-fill opening, my god.

  • @beng9790
    @beng9790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    I don’t know about anyone else, but Matt suddenly saying “Actually, that’s not true.” when Sam jokingly described Doty brushing Taryon’s teeth was the scariest thing ever. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him veto something that directly.

    • @zackrose6261
      @zackrose6261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean, pretty sure sam and matt already talked about this moment. XD

    • @modredastal1644
      @modredastal1644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@zackrose6261 I expect Matt didn't tell Sam exactly what was going to happen, but probably just gave him a note to not get too involved in the morning conversation and just go with it. I know the show isn't scripted, but occasionally the only thing that makes sense would be for Matt to give very brief direction, for example when they have a guest coming to be open to odd NPC interactions they may otherwise pass on.

    • @RavarSeer
      @RavarSeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's guided by out of game conversations, not scripted. He tweeted me saying many in game moments are influenced by out of game mini conversations.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And that's really the important difference. Though I do believe they didn't do that with Tova and look how that turned out. D&D is often as random as that Keyleth goof, cut to Matt referring to it as one of the purest D&D moments, but a little forward thinking is sometimes required.

    • @shypup5675
      @shypup5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Nah, there was that time he just straight up said "no, you're wrong" to Orion when he was trying to put some leather armor on Tiberius. Matt pulled out a book, looked for the page, clapped it shut and just said "Sorcerer's can wear NO armor. You are wrong." and it was the bluntest thing I think I've ever seen him say lol

  • @ZachariBarnes
    @ZachariBarnes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    First episode I've watched of Critical Role, Character leaps to her death in the first 15 minutes. 10/10

    • @codyclosson4475
      @codyclosson4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha

    • @codyclosson4475
      @codyclosson4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is she missing a body part?!

    • @sinan4495
      @sinan4495 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed way too hard at this comment

    • @bishop6218
      @bishop6218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact : that was the stupidest thing one of them ever done, but only by a small margin... 😶

  • @whitemoonwolf13
    @whitemoonwolf13 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i like taliesen's defeated "it was one page"
    and we get 15 episodes, recurring villains and the main antagonist XD

  • @phobiawitch835
    @phobiawitch835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I FINALLY REACHED IT, THE GOLDFISH SCENE I’VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT! I CAN’T BREATHE AND IM AT WORK!!!

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did people look at you funny?

    • @phobiawitch835
      @phobiawitch835 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mb2001 As it has been a few years, I actually can’t recall. There may have been funny looks. And that’s if I wasn’t alone at work and handling closing for the night.

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I see.
      I'll say this: this moment definitely lives up to its reputation.

  • @hatchcrazy
    @hatchcrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I know it's overshadowed by the hilarity at the beginning of this episode, but can we talk about how that drow must have felt? One second you're riding along on horseback on a road through a beautiful field, the next the horse is somersaulting forward, dead, two black blurs are streaking towards you, one fires an arrow that _encases you in vines_ and the other - who has _wings_ - throws a dagger and teleports _through the dagger_ to stab you. Like...what a fuckin' day.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well she was already moving to evade so she wasn't completely unaware however that reversal of fortune was definitely cause for some emotional whiplash.

    • @JV-the-Tossh
      @JV-the-Tossh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also, given how Drow society is usually described, I suspect she has at the very least seen worse shit happen to others.

    • @LEGOEPIC1
      @LEGOEPIC1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I have to wonder how much she actually knew about VM before taking the job. That first round really demonstrated she was way out of her depth on this one.

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hahmann geeze, that’s true. Using all her (no doubt many) skills and having pulled off a clean break, or so you thought, and then hundreds of miles away these scary motherfuckers are just hanging out in the middle of the road waiting for you

    • @nataliepeters8459
      @nataliepeters8459 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was like um guys can we NOT kill her immediately?? 😳 Legit when Vax said he was attacking too I was like well shit she's dead 😅 I loved her though definitely know what race I want to play next in my next campaign 😁

  • @robwong7206
    @robwong7206 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    Keyleth died as she lived. Leaping without thinking, and falling flat on her face. XD

    • @book5ter
      @book5ter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oy Spoilers!

    • @SCAW1972
      @SCAW1972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Artfur, I'm assuming you that you're being sarcastic. lol

    • @book5ter
      @book5ter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i am

    • @DudeFromEndor
      @DudeFromEndor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      In the first fight against Raishan, Talisan said to Marisha after she fell into lava, "You died as you lived." She responded with, "A fucking dumbass."

    • @guy31978
      @guy31978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I am both Ashley and Travis at the same time, laughing so hard, but feeling bad about it XD.
      Definitely one of the most memorable deaths. :)

  • @Yugicard241
    @Yugicard241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I. CAN'T. WAIT. TO. SEE. THIS. EPISODE. ANIMATED.

    • @LHColliderX
      @LHColliderX ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We have the whole cc arc now. If they get ONE more season, this episode should be in it.

    • @taivaunlynch3114
      @taivaunlynch3114 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LHColliderX theres gonna be a S3 so who knows how long its gonna go for... might even get the rest of C1 for it then maybeee make another show for the other Campaigns... I hear C2 is better than C1 so lets hope lol

    • @Gaywatch
      @Gaywatch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@taivaunlynch3114 Eh, it depends on what you like in a D&D show/story. Campaign preference is like asking someone who their fave Doctor is, tbh. Yeah there's a general consensus but at the end of the day you never know until you see it yourself.

    • @NightSterling
      @NightSterling 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@taivaunlynch3114 I mean i doubt they'll end it without resolving the literal blackhole under whitestone so if the seasons are well received they'll be able to continue making them and m9 is getting something so good chance we get all of C1.

  • @joelseph
    @joelseph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Even the Raven Queen was like "BRUH"....
    Also, picturing Keyleth coming up looking like f*cking Carrie.

  • @Neverwinter27
    @Neverwinter27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Keyleth, Wisdom of 22
    Decided to jump off a cliff as a goldfish

    • @kingcurry5139
      @kingcurry5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wisdom and intellect are VERY VERY DIFFERENT.

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      KingCurry and deciding not to jump off a cliff and turn into a goldfish falls under wisdom, which she has in spades.

    • @josh6550
      @josh6550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kingcurry5139 for example look at Grog he has something like 16 wisdom. That should say a lot.

    • @kodygeddes2597
      @kodygeddes2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her intelligence and wisdom should be switched

    • @slturner25
      @slturner25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kingcurry5139 her intelligence is also 15 which is above average

  • @gregorywaggoner3681
    @gregorywaggoner3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Look, I know I'm two years late, but Travis is all of us during the cliff dive scene.

    • @codyclosson4475
      @codyclosson4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I couldn't believe how hard he laughed, made me start all over again.

    • @HDloly
      @HDloly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wish, I just get frustrated as f for her doing sh@t while feeling superior to mortals. Hahahaha

    • @Dingotitan
      @Dingotitan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Im three years late but Travis has been such an amazing constant through these 97 episodes

  • @droidgeist
    @droidgeist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    Timestamps
    0:00:31 - Sam's advert for BackBlaze
    0:07:35 - Recap
    0:09:22 - Part 1 begins
    12:10 - Keyleth jumps off a cliff
    18:09 - Vex revivifies Keyleth's corpse
    21:30 - Vex says they should forget about the diamond
    23:47 - Vex and Keyleth return to the group
    27:05 - Six Kittens
    28:45 - The semantics of life, death, and godhood
    32:43 - Be nice to your common law brother in law
    52:26 - Travis: "We are background checking a fucking bakery employee in our D&D game!"
    53:23 - JB's comeback to Keyleth
    1:00:50 - Grog attempts to read book titles
    1:03:27 - On the merits on books and pictures
    1:05:45 - Pike bonds with JB, invites her to make pillow forts
    1:06:50 - Vex and Percy return to the Ziggurat
    1:11:21 - Vex's idea to use an oracle arrow on the orb of annihilation
    1:13:12 - Matt whispers to Laura, explaining what Vex sees
    1:16:03 - Matt reveals to the group what Vex saw in Shadowfell
    1:18:24 - Vax and Keyleth take a bath / Liam is still scarred for life after the Percy/Vax/Vex bath incident
    1:18:56 - Taliesin: "The trick is human sacrifice"
    1:32:45 - Taryon is missing
    1:42:15 - Sam: "I'm getting my rogue character ready!"
    1:45:17 - Keyleth freaks out after apparently discovering Hilda's betrayal
    1:55:40 - Vex: "Do you want to work in a bakery?"
    2:06:35 - End of Part 1
    2:10:30 - Awesome fan art
    2:13:04 - The Slayer's Cake bakery
    2:29:00 - Break ends; Tary tries to bribe his kidnapper
    2:31:52 - Tary "respects" his kidnapper
    2:32:12 - Vox Machina return to Wildemount
    2:33:40 - Wildemount, Wynandir lore
    2:38:20 - Travis & Taliesin realize that Tary is Tony Stark
    2:40:55 - Wind Walk spell; how clouds talk and think
    2:44:11 - Cloud Hiccups
    2:47:30 - Locate Tary's dangly bit
    2:53:35 - The group locate Tary and his kidnapper
    2:58:42 - Percy kills a horse
    3:06:58 - Kidnapper surrenders
    3:08:30 - Tary: "What took you people so long?!"
    3:09:30 - Taryon Darrington's real net worth
    3:13:00 - Vex admires K'ryyn's arrows
    3:14:44 - How Vox Machina treats thieves
    3:15:40 - Pike's idea to turn K'ryyn, and have her locate Scanlan
    3:19:50 - Tary calls Scanlan "that little creep"
    3:22:52 - Kik drops her bird form while still on Percy's shoulder
    3:24:08 - Kiki asks if Tary is special in some way that they're unaware of
    3:25:19 - Welcome to Deastok
    3:27:25 - Berthold welcomes Taryon home
    3:30:00 - Taryon's father, Howaardt
    3:32:53 - Tary: "I am literally the least hard man to find"
    3:36:15 - Tary took the last of the Darrington coffers
    3:39:25 - The Darringtons are indebted to the Myriad crime syndicate; Tary could solve everything by marrying Lydia Truscan
    3:40:44 - Vex attempts to speak; Darrington Sr gives her a nasty look
    3:43:38 - Tary doesn't want to get married; Tary has learned from VM that wealth doesn't define identity
    3:45:01 - Howaardt Darrington: "Every man and woman who has money has done bad things."
    3:46:00 - Tary asks if the scandal is public knowledge
    3:46:36 - The Darrington debt is 230,000 gold
    3:48:26 - Tary apologises for taking the gold, but is angry at his father for not expressing love and concealing the debt
    3:52:20 - Grog thinks Tary should marry Lydia
    3:52:44 - Vox Machina met the Myriad in their pre-stream campaign, in a town called Stillben
    3:53:38 - Tary took "a meager amount" when he left home, 50,000 gold
    3:57:19 - The 'lesson' of the story is... take all the gold?!
    4:01:20 - Part 2 ends
    4:04:36 - Marisha: "In my head it was an awesome cartoon, and it worked!"

  • @IIllytch321nonadinfinitum
    @IIllytch321nonadinfinitum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    17:22 - 17:33
    "It's a scatter of red mess." - DM husband describing whatever remains of his wife's character's decimated corpse due to instant death.
    I love this whole scene.
    Peace.
    P.S.
    Travis' laugh is highly enjoyable.

  • @dickeyseamus
    @dickeyseamus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Taryon my wayward son..
    There'll be gold when you are done.
    Lay your golden helm to rest.
    Don't you scry no more..
    *cool guitar riff*

    • @greenquartz
      @greenquartz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beautiful!😃

    • @fatalfury66
      @fatalfury66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thanks, Now i gotta go rewatch supernatural now.

    • @FallenRingbearer
      @FallenRingbearer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fatalfury66 See you again in a month or so. :D

    • @fatalfury66
      @fatalfury66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FallenRingbearer Who needs sleep lol

    • @gbyjrjn
      @gbyjrjn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't you puke no more!

  • @chrisupchurch6625
    @chrisupchurch6625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    putting the circumstances of the fall aside, let's take a moment to realize the likelihood of Terry randomly deciding to produce a revivify and Vex just happening to be the person who had it. hahaha now that's good luck!

    • @TheLordofMetroids
      @TheLordofMetroids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      And even more then that, the chat creating a BAKER character, before we knew they had opened a bakery, who just happens to show up at the exact time that the cast was looking for an employee to run their bakery.
      This entire episode is just insanely specific timing.

    • @thequeenundisputed
      @thequeenundisputed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's these against all odds moments that I love about D&D.

    • @leavy
      @leavy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      but we missed the wonderfully awkward scene of them resurrecting a pile of Keyleth at one of the temples, with Vax trying to figure a way to cradle her

    • @ethanhyatt7372
      @ethanhyatt7372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      what would have been truly ridiculous is if they didn't have that and she died permanently because she was dashed across the rock before they could get to her. The first permanent Death because Keyleth did the most Keyleth thing ever and jumped 1000 feet to her death in the middle of no danger.

    • @ShapCast
      @ShapCast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ethan Hyatt technically the first permadeath was Tiberius.

  • @camdenwestergreen5329
    @camdenwestergreen5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I think about the kinetic potential of that goldfish a lot

  • @matsh5633
    @matsh5633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Earlier in the series:
    Sam - "I died as I lived, hard"
    Marisha - ""I'm probably also going to die as I lived..."
    Talisen & Marisha together - "like a jackass"

  • @brittanydiamond6772
    @brittanydiamond6772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    That was the most Keyleth death that could have possibly, possibly happened.

    • @faatman42
      @faatman42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That was the epitome of marisha, pure unadulterated dumbass

    • @lonelydeer
      @lonelydeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@faatman42 wow you truly hate marisha don't you?
      Try to just enjoy the episode and stop spreading the hate.
      They're just having some fun.

    • @jbar85jb22
      @jbar85jb22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lonelydeer I find her a dumbass but she is a loveable dumbass. She does do some pretty cool things though. I like her Monk Beau more.

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@faatman42 saadman42

    • @Grinningfartking6969
      @Grinningfartking6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonelydeer stop being so sensitive go back on twitter and cry dont project on youtube

  • @namesmoriarty3388
    @namesmoriarty3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Sam: 'I'm getting my rogue character ready.'
    And then we got Nott.

    • @ahgeeman9849
      @ahgeeman9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just went into the comments to see if anyone else noticed it

  • @jeffreyking2710
    @jeffreyking2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    K’ryyn the Kryn. Solid Boblin the Goblin energy and I’m here for it

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I watched the stream the chat made them and that was my first though when they chose the name. They had no idea

  • @goclo
    @goclo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Vex: I heard her yell out "We're Gods" before she hit.
    Keyleth: Well, you know what? I'm still alive so I wasn't entirely wrong.
    Percy: You're not "still" alive. You're alive again!
    Underappreciated Percy line hidden amongst a pile of gems! 😂

  • @dandydeadpool
    @dandydeadpool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    As everyone is squeeing over Kima and Alura getting hitched Travis manages to hit himself in the eye with a laser pointer.... Beautiful.

    • @Nobrev
      @Nobrev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      1:29:03 for those wondering

    • @juliadandy6019
      @juliadandy6019 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nobrev bless you

  • @NBluth
    @NBluth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    " ladies and gentlemen, for my first act as leader of the ashari people...weeeeeeeee-*splat*"

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer9416 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    19:43 Laura and Liam having a meltdown will be one of my favorite highlights of this episode.
    23:52 "Oh sweet Pelor!!" Poetry, master Jaffe. Poetry.

  • @crispy7335
    @crispy7335 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    18:14 Liam "it was like a magic trick! Like a fish turned into a corpse" hooooooly shit i am out of breath. Muscles ive never felt are hurting. Omfg

  • @coleslade
    @coleslade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Tary, I used your coin."
    "Oh! Oooh..."
    I fucking love Sam.

  • @blaze14sos
    @blaze14sos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    The future leader of an entire people just jumped off a cliff and died. hilarious

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SynergyH2O She already is the leader now as far as I can remember, just not one with many strict responsibilities it seems.

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me to the air Ashari: "if your Voice of the Tempest jumped off a cliff, would you follow suit?"
      The Air Ashari: "..... W-why do you ask....?

    • @nickanderson55
      @nickanderson55 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her people are fucked good God replace her lol

  • @TalkingSoup
    @TalkingSoup ปีที่แล้ว +33

    when the last episode ended with them on a cliff i was like "i wonder if the next one is The One" and here we are. thank god for marisha ray

  • @LucasMartinez-mh7it
    @LucasMartinez-mh7it 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    i laughing so hard on the death of Keyleth... and Matt face of "Wtf did you do and why you didn't use one of you 1000 flying forms!"

  • @LegendaryPhilip
    @LegendaryPhilip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    OMG, I just realized Ash's tshirt reads "Suicidal Tendencies". Makes the whole first 15 mins even more amazing.

    • @yellowrose0910
      @yellowrose0910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LegendaryLancer And did you notice practically the only player not immediately healing Keyleth was the cleric?! :-)

    • @johhnnybass841
      @johhnnybass841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shawn P yeah but she is a war cleric they like to kill stuff

    • @Necrosemantic
      @Necrosemantic 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You oughta see SxTx's album cover for Prime Cuts.

    • @kittenkat2301
      @kittenkat2301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't catch this until my 5th or 6th re-watch of the episode (skipping around). I agree with your comment =D

    • @quiotu
      @quiotu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All Keyleth wanted was a Pepsi!!!