True. Everyone at the bus or at school mocks those people who say we are doomed with "OH IS LITTLE INTERNET GUY SCARED OF KIDS GETTING 0.1 SECONDS MORE OF SCREENTIME?" or, for example with that one video of a kid doing the scrolling motion in is sleep with "That person either had a scrolling dream, or they are a whole different species of ipad kid."
“I hate gen alpha so much. They’re so disrespectful and have no attention span” “Ok. If that’s the case then maybe you should just take away or limit their time on their IPa- “THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO THIS WORLD IS DOOMED!!!”
I wish I was born at least 3 years earlier, then I will be a gen z and be happy instead of every of my classmates saying alien and me screaming inside.
The only problem I have with it is, what if someone asks you where you're from, and you're from Ohio? Also, you could be sent to detention for saying "I bet"
As an older gen alpha, ( yeah, I know I like Thomas the tank engine) I feel bad for the kids who never had a proper childhood, I was born in 2009. People, if your having future kids. Then I recommend thomas and friends because it’s a chill show and good for the autistic community! (P.S I’m autistic too!)
@@manyescoolDhamxhdeshds oh, I thought you were one of these guys who switched accounts and replied to your comment but failed. Sorry. But replying to your own comment is kinda weird when you can just edit it
I genuinely hate this new generation. If you aren't in a position to be able to support and raise a kid, don't have one. Don't just give them unrestricted internet access.
Exactly, as much as we blame the kids for whatever stupid things they get up to, its really their parents' fault for just giving them a death rectangle and calling that a parenting tactic
@@Bupboy Yes! I mean I got one too. I played Xbox since I was 7 back in '13. But I had limits, I had restrictions and most importantly, I didn't have my own personal device. Heck, I didn't have personal device of my own until I was 15. I may only be 18 but if the adults and people of this world can't run it then I will speak out. I mean, I am the future, my highschool class is the future, THESE kids are the future. We need to make sure the future is protected. The future is now, the future has been born today, yesterday and the day before and it is up to us to protect this future and teach them to be able to grow and to raise and help their future. Some people need to say the hard things. A big one for media is black lives matter. Yes, I agree, they do. Most people agree but that doesn't mean they get all the attention, then it was pride and all that. Again, yes I agree, they should be accepted and they do matter but the media shouldn't only be them. Regardless of how much we love them it is still a fact that they are the few, they are the vast majority, and the reason why shows and games and other things flop a lot of the time is because they are so focused on projecting that idea out there that they don't care about story or putting life into things. Some hard things simply have to be said. Like how it is to the fault of the parents just as much as it is the kids.
i was born in 2014 and trust me i absolutely wanted to be born before it. id rather live the golden era of the internet. ngl life sucks as a kid. no one takes you seriously. (that much) i got depression from school/homework it just damages my mental health most of the time.i wanna be free.
Are teacher says “how have you been this last skibidi night” or after thanksgiving break “how was your skibidi thanksgiving” AND EVEN ON CHRISTMAS BREAK “how was last rizzmas”
MEMES ABOUT GEN ALPHA! DROP SOME IDEAS! SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE DAILY MEMES!
teacher vs student memes soon, thoughts?
@@VaazkLShortsgoated video idea fr
Day 475 of asking for the music used in these videos to be listed in the description
@@xyborg3252 bro have you really been asking this long?
@@xyborg3252 the thing is, i dont even know the music names since i made it into one file, maybe i can just reupload the raw music and send the link?
I like how Gen Alpha collectively mock people above their age
Oh how the turns have tabled...
lol
True. Everyone at the bus or at school mocks those people who say we are doomed with "OH IS LITTLE INTERNET GUY SCARED OF KIDS GETTING 0.1 SECONDS MORE OF SCREENTIME?" or, for example with that one video of a kid doing the scrolling motion in is sleep with "That person either had a scrolling dream, or they are a whole different species of ipad kid."
“U are so not sigma”
☠️☠️
@@BaggamerAgainthey aren’t really wrong though
Tf is going on at these schools 💀
Idk
nothing
I have no heccin clue.
*im so glad I go to online school-*
Ima be real hear, where I’m at everybody acts like we are in high school (I’m in middle school)
@@lil_harpsichord-37 yay!
*best school already.*
1:05 “fill 2 imposters with wasabi instead of *NUT* “
ah yes *nut* my favorite filling
All jokes aside thats actually cool
Edit not even a second later
I mean the fact that two cookies have wasabi so theyre imposters
I HOPE YOU MEANT LITERAL NUTS NOT *THAT* TYPE OF NUT
Moral of the story: If you're gonna raise a kid, do it yourself. Don't let the internet do it for you.
1:05 crazy transition
Lol
“I hate gen alpha so much. They’re so disrespectful and have no attention span”
“Ok. If that’s the case then maybe you should just take away or limit their time on their IPa-
“THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO THIS WORLD IS DOOMED!!!”
Some gen alpha are ok some are like that tho.
im gen alpha 👋😃
FINALLY
i am also but i do not ipad
@@LuisWaibel-zo5mt Yup I’m early gen alpha but I hate brainrot and it’s super cringe
Gen alpha: exists
The internet: peace was never an option
Wait untill the internet finds out most gen alphas touched grass atleast once.
Why can’t they just stop making those videos
@@K3P13R-22BGlad to say I touched grass even though I got a bad Samsung when I was 4
@@ThaM-h2f I dont know they think its THEIR fault but in reality its actually not THEIR fault,
As an older gen alpha,I apologize for my generation and this is why I identify with gen z
Feel bad for you since your in your"I was born in the wrong gen"phase
@@Seeebsreal I WAS 31 DAYS AWAY HELP ME
dony be ashamed to be a kid. gen z was just like gen alpha (except for that 2020 stuff)
Same here I sign on this
I wish I was born at least 3 years earlier, then I will be a gen z and be happy instead of every of my classmates saying alien and me screaming inside.
0:15 the staff has earned my Respect for banning these brainrot words.
6:03 I am autistic and can confirm it is a symptom
0:41 being 18 and reaching unc status is so dystopian to me
Seriously I was 14 in 2018. Anyone who things I'm old is a perpetual five year old
@@adriaticace 20 years old is like between old and young
@@chaos-5020 thanks
nooooo fr, it makes me 😟☹️
@@adriaticace as a 19 year old myself i can relate
0:20 that is a literal DREAM for me.. i wishthat existed in my school
The only problem I have with it is, what if someone asks you where you're from, and you're from Ohio?
Also, you could be sent to detention for saying "I bet"
@@psychopianist630 I guess you're right
3:18 Loved the time Gen Alpha invented bowling.
5:04 Reminds me of what Ford thought weirdmaggedon would be like in gravity falls
6:16 Nation, Neon, Neuron, Notion, Nun, Noon
nitrogen
Non
Neutron
Nitrogenium (yes, the latin term for nitrogen)
Nissan
1:05 "Planning to fill 2 imposters with wasabi instead of- NUT."
12:00 gen beta starts in 2025. Prepare.
2:54 HOLY SHIT PHIGHTING JUMPSCARE, IN MY VAAZKL CONTENT?
THATS QHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
Shut up
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
I ALREADY SAID IT SORRY (I'll delete my comment if it gets popular)
Yowzers!!!!!!!1
14:24 as an interdimensional God, I appreciate this!! X3
5:50 Gen Alpha invented cheese? Never knew that.
8:50 it's just a head now
2:57 PHIGHTING REFERENCE YESSSSSSSS
VENOM SHANK AND SUBSPACE SCARES ME🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
:)
0:02 I grew up with a kindle, my first device and I still have it but haven’t used it in a while
Bro now there's a freaking dog man movie 😭
Dog man was peak
Dog man was my childhood
@@Concrete_dudewas?
Dog man movie before gta 6 is crazy
That is where is the megamind 2 budget went
As an older gen alpha, ( yeah, I know I like Thomas the tank engine) I feel bad for the kids who never had a proper childhood, I was born in 2009. People, if your having future kids. Then I recommend thomas and friends because it’s a chill show and good for the autistic community! (P.S I’m autistic too!)
I don’t wanna be that guy, but gen alpha was 2010-2024, not 2009. If u identify as a gen alpha or something that’s fine, just wanna point out :)
@@martynmcavoy372 that’s okay :D your just pointing out a minor mistake from me idiot self :)
I was born in 2009
ALSO I LOVE THOMAS & FRIENDS LETS GOOOOOO
For those wondering what “ kid amongus” is back wards it’s “Sugoma dik”
0:21 this school is preventing brainrot words/phrases, I love it!
Looks like this school is safe from brainrot.
@manyescoolDhamxhdeshds forgot to switch accounts huh?
@@DaviUndertale I’ve replied that to myself. What’s wrong with that?
@@manyescoolDhamxhdeshds oh, I thought you were one of these guys who switched accounts and replied to your comment but failed. Sorry. But replying to your own comment is kinda weird when you can just edit it
Hell going on with these memes bru😭😭
And that's why I'm glad I'm Gen "Nope"
The generation of denial
2:58 PHIGHTING RRRRRR (I'm sorry this game HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE ISTG)
Phighting fan!!
@@Romi-ri1xn YESYESYES WGREWAHGVESRGRG
OHMYGOD I FOUND MORE PEOPLE RAHHH
GREG PFP
@@blueberrywaffles39 IURGKFDSDSGHHTW
9:33 "The Gang" c. 2014
From Left to Right:
Runner, Papa Louie, Fireboy, ???, Watergirl, Bloxorz, Ducklife Chicken
9:44 those smaller countries have to have all the recognition they can smh, Ma Chérie is full of comments from Uzbekistan
“This is good”
*Random horse nuzzles me*
*laughs* “easy there”
Having Gen Alphas get in to High school was how the world went downwards
are you a time traveler
@@got_gnome_cursed They see into the future
"bro world got so bad after 2025"
@@got_gnome_cursed lmao what?
@@idkmyname_again no gen alpha is in high school yet but it is pretty bad
-Me, 2028
2:21 his emergency personality did not last long enough
g a y b a l l s
5:12 never knew waffles that were fire is inappropriate..
1:17 TDI PROFILE SPOTTED (but in all seriousness what the hell😭)
2:54 *gets flashbanged by PHIGHTING!*
:)
My English teacher banned the word “skibidi”
Good
6:48 Wait, Gen Alpha invented the Wii? No wonder people say they're a prosperous generation that will lead societies to a brighter future...
Wait.
Two seconds in and im called out, literally watching this on my old kindle fire rn 😭
Me waiting for the blurry text to go away so I can screenshot it 😂
I have a bannned list is my class rn, if you say one of them you have to do the chicken dance at the end of the week
If gen A is this bad, Gen B is going to be worse...
💀
1:31 Mine was “snaggletooth” because my two top front teeth were the first baby teeth I lost 😭
Yep, I was frustrated with a lot of words that became slang in my teens and twenties ad well. The cycle continues...
2:52 my dirty mind took over 😭
0:21 finally, they're doing something for the world.
0:21 jeez everyone being banned at my school yay
0:03 I had that when I was 3-8.. I'm now 10 with an Apple iPad
3:42 in case you were wondering, -3^2 is equal to -1(3^2). this is -9. had the photoshop been correct, it would've said (-3)^2.
2:54 PHIGHTING SPOTTED
:)
People who wont let "blud" die out are helping this. Same goes for the skull emoji, and the phrases "lil bro" or "unc"
1:36 THAT’A ACTUALLY A HILARIOUS NICKNAME
i have the very mindful very demure thing but wit the pigeon from the Mo Williams books this is getting crazy
I alone am the despicable one got me cracking up 💀
ok can we just talk about the fact bros wifi is called beenyweeny
0:11 BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? IT’S LITERALLY BASIC MATH
3:31 OI! IT’S THE CREATOR OF OBJECT EXPLOSION
Excuse me but the N.U.T All over your school thing has been an image going around for years now
1:11 i’m pretty sure the Internet were the ones who raised Gen Alpha💀
i bet the teacher at 4:53 is like the best teacher in his school bro i swear
0:20 The kid from Ohio being asked where they are from.: 💀
7:28 he'll yeah, ofc I'm sitting with GLadOs and Wheatly
I’m sitting next to scp 079 we bouta escape the foundatiom
0:31 ong im not even lying the foot one was my wallpaper for my laptop lmfao😭
2:59 phighting reference?!?!?!? 😱😱😱
1:03 "Made some macarons today planning to fill then with wasabi instead of- NUT" Comedic transition right there
0:20
"So where are you from?"
"Well, me and my family recently moved here from Toledo, Ohio-"
"DETENTION! NOW!"
0:20 Imagine learning about American states and the teacher can’t even say ohio
This is one of the rare occurrences that I'm grateful for being in Gen Z.
Man, I thought this was a sign-up to go to that school with that sign
*Thou shalt not take the name of big chungus in vain!*
He's with Gen Z, getting the respect he deserves.
4:59
3:24 another one for the A-Team!
My teacher banned the words
Gyatt
Sigma
Alpha
Skibidi
Skibidi toilet
But that 4th grade im in 5th grade now and my teacher allows sigma and the others
7:31 I would rather being locked up with Pandemonium in Pressure 😅
My 4/5 class has a “Slang Words Banned In 4/5 “ poster….
IT HAS GIDDY.
I MANAGED TO BAN THE WORD GIDDY WHEN I SPENT A DAY THERE.
I genuinely hate this new generation. If you aren't in a position to be able to support and raise a kid, don't have one. Don't just give them unrestricted internet access.
Exactly, as much as we blame the kids for whatever stupid things they get up to, its really their parents' fault for just giving them a death rectangle and calling that a parenting tactic
@@Bupboy Yes! I mean I got one too. I played Xbox since I was 7 back in '13. But I had limits, I had restrictions and most importantly, I didn't have my own personal device. Heck, I didn't have personal device of my own until I was 15. I may only be 18 but if the adults and people of this world can't run it then I will speak out. I mean, I am the future, my highschool class is the future, THESE kids are the future. We need to make sure the future is protected. The future is now, the future has been born today, yesterday and the day before and it is up to us to protect this future and teach them to be able to grow and to raise and help their future. Some people need to say the hard things. A big one for media is black lives matter. Yes, I agree, they do. Most people agree but that doesn't mean they get all the attention, then it was pride and all that. Again, yes I agree, they should be accepted and they do matter but the media shouldn't only be them. Regardless of how much we love them it is still a fact that they are the few, they are the vast majority, and the reason why shows and games and other things flop a lot of the time is because they are so focused on projecting that idea out there that they don't care about story or putting life into things. Some hard things simply have to be said. Like how it is to the fault of the parents just as much as it is the kids.
i was born in 2014 and trust me i absolutely wanted to be born before it. id rather live the golden era of the internet. ngl life sucks as a kid. no one takes you seriously. (that much) i got depression from school/homework it just damages my mental health most of the time.i wanna be free.
As a early Gen A, I prefer to be in Gen Z
@@marioolisan you'll be fine
13:28 as a singaporean, i can confirm that japan would do that
Banned Phrases: Sigma.
Math and Physics teachers: GULP
I think my brain just factory reset.
3:42 no they still have a positive amount. 9 to be exact. the square of a negative number is positive
I am Gen Z. I am technically Gen Alpha, but I identify as Gen Z.
Get out 😭
@@WhatEvenIsTheInternetAnymore bro, why are you trying to start shit
@@VØÏÐ666 Nah, bro, ur still a gen alpha, u cant just identify as a fricking generation lol
@@H4z34l I act like Gen Z
@@VØÏÐ666 Yeh that's fine, but ur still gen alpha, you can be the good type of gen alpha :)
This was a test of endurance and I failed. I'm not strong enough.
school banned the word skibidi because a kid who’s scared of it growls at you and pokes you
7:28 *YES MAN DETECTED*
7:32 wait... is aisle 2 is that bill cipher? Sure ill sit there
BILL
Are teacher says “how have you been this last skibidi night” or after thanksgiving break “how was your skibidi thanksgiving” AND EVEN ON CHRISTMAS BREAK “how was last rizzmas”
“Let’s end this year with a victory royale”
the (stereotypical) quiet kid: I’m bouta win this game
Which seat would I choose? 4. Im now stuck with 2 maniac robots
8:43 Gen Z *IS* Gen Alpha? Oh, that explains the invention of the Wii from earlier...
No, wait. Wrong group again.
Hmmm. I saw you a few times in Timed. You’re right btw. Nothing here is gen alpha related except a few.
“I hate Gen Alpha. They are stupid idiots, they watch Skibidi Toilet day!”
Literally all kids over the age of 8: “The hell is that?”
Real
0:32 i mean whats wrong with the *miau*
Miau is the only good one
0:20 every single school needs these posters
ANIMAL JAM MENTIONED
7:28
I’m taking 7 because Job Bot is separating me from Kinito
My childhood happened before 2020, have I reached UNC status?
12:21 As someone who is bi, WHAT. IS. THAT.
9:08 this was probably the most relatable
Ohio is banned??? "alright kids, does anyone know the answer?" "Ohio" "DETENTION, NOW."