THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS SADLY I AM ILL RN IDK WHATS WRONG WITH ME I NEED TO GO TO DOCTORS BUT I WILL BE MAKING A LITTLE CELEBRATION SHORT VIDEO THINGY COMING UP THANK YOU ❤❤❤❤
About the custom sword: it used to be Viking tradition to go find the greatest blacksmith in the land, and commission a sword for your wedding to give as a present. Then, once you got your amazing wedding sword, you gave it to your husband the day of the wedding and you would be in charge of the ancestral swords that were passed down from generations to give to the new bride as a gift for their wedding. I honestly like this much more than rings. When my parents got married my mom just gave my dad the (this was new back then) PS2. Bring back wedding swords!
I'm guessing it either sucked, or was done really well. Depends on whether it was just a still image, or whether someone mapped out all the different profiles for the head.
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13:47 Actually my math and my history teachers currently try to annoy each other as much as possible by throwing pictures of ugly animals on the wall and then hiding the remote of the projector. It's so damn funny looking at ugly llamas for ten minutes while the teacher searches the classroom.
6:50 Fun fact: there are actually multiple species of water dwelling spiders, one notable one being the diving bell spider. This is your daily dose of spider knowledge.
2:01 Based on this she would have had to call her boyfriend at maximum once every 7.85 seconds, assuming she doesn’t sleep during any of those days. If she did, it’d be one every 5.23 seconds
4:49 Pretty sure the Cobra just wanted that scary giant to be elsewhere. It hissed. It coiled. It did everything to be left alone. Until it had to bite. But then the titan bit back.
There's a specific kind of spider with special webbing that can filter the oxygen out of water that it uses to do exactly what you'd expect a spider to do with that.
Right!?! Omg!! 🤩 Whenever I had free time at work, I'd make little origami swans and hide them all over the place. The smallest I was ever able to do was about the size of my pinky nail.
4:16 "do you have any family traditions?" "nope, but every year on my birthday i take a bite outta dis window because of how excited i am" autotune ofc (from a yt short)
11:09 incase anyone doesnt understand it looks like 2 to the power of 0 which while most people thinks its 0 (as a number to the power of anything is just YxYxY etc until the amount of y's is the same as the power) it's actually 1 i forgot why but its some math thing so the 2 to the power of 0 is 1 idk if anyone understood this but oh well
17:46 Teacher: anyways sam over here has better grades than most of the students in this classroom. student:its not sam.. ITS SANS. Teacher:like the font? student :UGH.... DONT YOU KNOW UNDERTALE?? Teacher: whats a ''undertale''? student:...
9:00 I had a pen in which I emptied and replaced the ink 4 times. It's simple, you need a lot of practice and a lot of pens, and one day, one of them will stay
Okay. Now it is decided. If I ever get make my own wedding, I'll commision a custom sword as well. I don't care if my partner doesn't like it. If they won't allow me to do it, then they aren't the one.
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you did last video acctually
Hope you get better, happy two mil
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The joe hawley meme at the end gave me flashbacks to when I literally only listened to Tally Hall for like a year
About the custom sword: it used to be Viking tradition to go find the greatest blacksmith in the land, and commission a sword for your wedding to give as a present. Then, once you got your amazing wedding sword, you gave it to your husband the day of the wedding and you would be in charge of the ancestral swords that were passed down from generations to give to the new bride as a gift for their wedding. I honestly like this much more than rings. When my parents got married my mom just gave my dad the (this was new back then) PS2. Bring back wedding swords!
Damn that's metal
I love this thanks for sharing this information I agree bring back wedding swords!!
my brain: "oh, that meme at the end has the name joe in it! wouldn't it be funny if it were joe hawley?"
joe hawley:
16:04 now i really want to know how this looked like ingame.
I'm guessing it either sucked, or was done really well. Depends on whether it was just a still image, or whether someone mapped out all the different profiles for the head.
Did you know that a pillow isn’t made of 371,284,810,827,820 children?
Fr?
Wait really?
gotta return my pillow
that isn't what the pillow salesman told me..i need a refund.
@@foxbuns yea, you might need to sue them, for lying
19:43 OH MY GOD JOE HAWLEY IN A VAAZKL VIDEO AHHHHHHHHHHH
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14:25 The person who gave this guy the F award is the real bossfight
That cat looks like it achieved all of its life goals 4:30
it has
What Cat?
idk, seems like it achieved something pretty significant
İm now realising that im an idiot
I apologize to confirm, but spiders can swim...
...did I do it?...did I scare you?
man I got scared to swim in my pool for a second...
@@PickleFox_Skills I would have said I'm training to be a terrorist, but I don't think people would have appreciated the joke.
don't worry they walk on the water instead
@@BenjaminMorel-xs2vi nah people would have appreciated it a lot 23 years ago
2:10 thats multiple calls PER MINUTE!!
Thats about 8 calls an hour according to my math
Not as drastic but why would anyone do that
11,000 per day 7.63 per minute
@@just-there my math was way off I think i overthought about it
Depends on the spider. Some are able to traverse water easily, but a lot of them struggle with swimming and may drown. But yes, they can sort of swim
some can WALK on water.
13:47 Actually my math and my history teachers currently try to annoy each other as much as possible by throwing pictures of ugly animals on the wall and then hiding the remote of the projector. It's so damn funny looking at ugly llamas for ten minutes while the teacher searches the classroom.
6:33 that’s insane behavior
6:50 Fun fact: there are actually multiple species of water dwelling spiders, one notable one being the diving bell spider. This is your daily dose of spider knowledge.
6:47 there are some that can walk on water, jesus spider, jespider
There is a spider that makes a nest underwater I think
2:01 Based on this she would have had to call her boyfriend at maximum once every 7.85 seconds, assuming she doesn’t sleep during any of those days. If she did, it’d be one every 5.23 seconds
19:43 JOE HAWLEY MENTIONED??
JOE HAWLEY
that chicken fingers guy is just like begging in the most complex way ever
I love the Aztec attractive one. Come to think of it, that’s probably why they did it in the first place.
CONGRATS ON THE TWO MILLION! I'm so sorry you're in pain right now though 😭
3:39 well now that I’m thinking about it yeah it is pretty weird lol
CONGRATS ON 2 MIL VAAZY
Hope you feel better soon, greetings from Germany and congrats on 2M 😊
why is dave always the cool and chill guy in every story
Holy shit, congrats on two million. In celebration I shall refrain from correcting your mispronunciations like I usually do. Love your channel
19:43
JOE HAWLEY???
TALLY HALL JUMPSCARE‼️‼️‼️‼️
There's no way Vaazkl isn't a Tally Hall fan. This is the third vid I've seen of his with smth Tally Hall related in it
The thumbnail has me laugh-crying
Congrats on 2 mil subs Vaz!
19:49 tally hall mentioned!!!
Congratulations on 2M subscribers Vaazkl! I hope you reach your dreams and live a happy life without trouble ❤
4:49 Pretty sure the Cobra just wanted that scary giant to be elsewhere.
It hissed.
It coiled.
It did everything to be left alone.
Until it had to bite.
But then the titan bit back.
Good and Evil realize they're on the same bus
good and evil? no way was that a tally hall reference
Good and evil? LIKE THE TALLY HALL ALBUM?? 😱
3:00 glad to live in the same state as the actual final boss of earth itself
There's a specific kind of spider with special webbing that can filter the oxygen out of water that it uses to do exactly what you'd expect a spider to do with that.
I refuse to watch memes without a British guy reading them.
11:03 THOSE ORIGAMI CRANES ARE TINY-
no fucking shit! i thought they were giant!
Right!?! Omg!! 🤩
Whenever I had free time at work, I'd make little origami swans and hide them all over the place.
The smallest I was ever able to do was about the size of my pinky nail.
My smallest origami crane is 8mm. The world record made by a human is 3mm. My goal is to beat the world record.
I mena, it’s average, guys!
4:55 bro pulled the ultimate uno reverse
5:03 i use an android phone, so i often sit in places without any of those.
"Spiders can swim. They can eat, breathe, and reproduce underwater too" (Google)
FUUUUUUUUCKKK why did you have to tell me this 😭😭😭
Nuh uh
D:
11:07 tell us you are a Math nerd without telling us you are a Math nerd
The S.T.A.T bossfight just came out today. And then this. Insane
0:16 HMF REFERENCE??/?/??/?/
4:16 "do you have any family traditions?" "nope, but every year on my birthday i take a bite outta dis window because of how excited i am" autotune ofc (from a yt short)
15:49 soo the turtle's mom and dad were... fishes?
11:09 incase anyone doesnt understand it looks like 2 to the power of 0 which while most people thinks its 0 (as a number to the power of anything is just YxYxY etc until the amount of y's is the same as the power) it's actually 1 i forgot why but its some math thing so the 2 to the power of 0 is 1 idk if anyone understood this but oh well
This didn't really make sense but do you mean 2 to the power of 0 is 1?
0:56 now that's just mean
2:36 it was the thunderstorms for me. food was good last i recall though i havent gone in like 10 years
All I saw in the thumbnail was "the pope can spray."
6:52 YES THEY CAN 😭😭😭
you better have the guy who uprooted his town with a homemade tank
6:50 I just checked in with my Alexa. Some of them can.
17:46
Teacher: anyways sam over here has better grades than most of the students in this classroom.
student:its not sam.. ITS SANS.
Teacher:like the font?
student :UGH.... DONT YOU KNOW UNDERTALE??
Teacher: whats a ''undertale''?
student:...
the stairs are going flat tbh
4:31 every weekend for me
The Oppenheimer one is funny cause it’s true😂
None of these are about bossfights.
Congrats on 2 mil
12:49 this was actually hilarious 😭😭
Congrats on 2 Million!
LET'S GO congratulation for the 2M man
2:41 he just wants a bite bro give it to him, order him some bro
6:37 Imagine only seeing the I see you car while on a drive
Congrats on 2 mil homie
Congrats on the 2M!
1:11 How do you even manage to be banned from the sea 😭
Poseidon had enough of his shit 😭😭😭
10:20
He did *W H A T* now?
1:34 I see this everytime I go to the school bathroom.
Gratz on 2m🎉🎉🎉🎉
Congrats on 2 mil!
7:37 now he’s building an underground garage
6:53 They can swim
What is joe hawley doing there.
I think Vaazkl is a Tally Hall fan. This is the third video I've seen of his where there's something Tally Hall related
4:50 leaving cobra a vegetable
12:30 i dont see a problem
Me neither. Maybe it's ironic?
17:49 MISSED OPERTUNITY TO PLAY UNDERTALE MUSIC
VaazkL's videos never fail to make me smile :)
Finally, only one digit again
Love the thumbnail
Ok but did the fetus just had money and reached out of the woman,
11:19 YES
0:26 i was the rich kid growing up and I was also 6’ in 7th grade I think you know where this is going
9:00 I had a pen in which I emptied and replaced the ink 4 times. It's simple, you need a lot of practice and a lot of pens, and one day, one of them will stay
16:58 I tab out and just and heard: steak ... leftovers ... Children
Tally hall :))) 19:49
YUP
i asked out a girl while watchin one of ur videos yesterday, she said yes
Okay. Now it is decided. If I ever get make my own wedding, I'll commision a custom sword as well. I don't care if my partner doesn't like it. If they won't allow me to do it, then they aren't the one.
6:53
spiders can swim
10:21 wait a second, with his own mother???!!!
1:42 I 100% agree.
i identify as a turbocharged toyota supra mk.4
12:48 this is a sign not to cut ties with him
Bossfights rush HELL MODE
18:56 dude this song is actually on Apple Music that’s so funny
One can. Called the diving bell spider. Have fun with that information :3
18:58 decided to look it up and i need to say that i was not disappointed
3:45 Oh but the ****** I do.
19:43 tally hall mentioned 🙏🙏
space memes please