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4:37 “Who let a human enroll in an all monster school anyway?” Well, before anyone knew he had a Hyde side, Jackson Jekyll from Monster High was the only human in a monster school.
POV your vampire girlfriend named Chad Chad (not really) posts a video right when you’re trying to sleep but you watch it anyway because you’re different and sleep is for the weak
Fun Fact: Vampires we’re originally conceived in Eastern Europe as a scapegoat for disease. They would say that if a person got sick, it was from a recently deceased family member crawling out of the grave and consuming someone’s energy. So villagers, in an attempt to try and cure a disease, would exhume the suspected vampire and would decide if they were a vampire or not if their hair and finger nails grew (which is something that happens to all corpses). They would then stab the vampire with a stake and usually rearrange the body to stop the disease. This belief traveled to New England in America as European immigrants flocked to the land. And for over a hundred years, throughout the 1800’s many rural New Englanders would dig up dead family members, sometimes just stabbing them, sometimes burning them, and in the most extreme of cases eating the heart. The main disease that was pinned of vampires was Tuberculosis, or consumption as it was called at the time. Sam Broker actually came up for the idea of Dracula while in America when he heard of one of the last publicly covered Vampire killings was performed, in which a boy dying of TB was forced to eat his sister’s ashes. The typical image of a vampire: pale, with dark bags under their eyes, and a bit of blood on the lips was entirely based after late stage Tuberculosis victims.
The nails and hair of corpses don't grow, it's just the skin and other tissue receding. As it sort of shrivels up it looks as though the nails and hair are longer, when they stay the same length.
actually, "Dracula", is the other name of one of the kings of Walachia/Romania- Vlad Tepes. this is his other name beacouse he is known as one of the cruelest kings of Transilvania, Romania, and Moldova. They named him like this bc he used to impale his enemies, but he didn't kill them all at once, he left them like that, to be tortured, until they died. it is also said that he drank their blood afterwards.
actually bram stoker wrote dracula which was based on a female countesses named Elizabeth bathory who would consume and bathe in virgins blood to stay young forever, and also valdimer the impaler was the inspiration
*Not-So-Fun Fact:* Stephenie Meyer has a brother named Jacob. And she named a love interest in Twilight after him. Gets super gross when you remember that she based Bella off of herself in a dream that she had.
im emotionally traumatized from when i was five and used to crawl around, hissing at the light because i genuinely thought i was a vampire. apparently, these people never grew out of that phase
i’m pretty sure they don’t actually have a vampire phase (other than that one “blood break” person) but are just doing this for thirst traps and getting attention from people who are ACTUALLY in that phase. lol
I'm so glad that they write out everything that happens. If they hadn't put "notices blood", I would have not known that her wound was bleeding and that is why her *vampire* boyfriend smirked 😌
To be fair, Dracula was considered sensual and romantic at the time. He was based on Vlad the Impaler who was a military leader who used incredibly brutal methods of psychological warfare. For example, he had a meal on a battlefield with countless enemy soldiers on spikes surrounding him. The smell of blood was strong enough to make someone vomit.
there's a cool theory that the condition that I have called EDS might have contributed to the origin of vampires. we have translucent, stretchy, velvety, delicate skin, we have specific unusual blood flow issues, often leading to intense red meat and salt cravings, we have unusual allergies to things usually not considered harmful (garlic is a FODMAP food), we often sit rest and sleep in contorted unusual positions and we often stay very still when sleeping, and there's more! edit: I know there's an actual condition nicknamed 'the vampire disease' but EDS has many symptoms in common with it, and while that disease is rare, EDS is much more common and therefore could possibly spread a myth further? anyway I also love ChadChad's sketch and it's just fun to theorise.
I’m sobbing cause I saw the “Fetch the garlic” and I thought of an old-timey women in a cottage saying “Fetch the garlic, darling, the vampires are at the windows again.”
Ok but hear me out. This plot, with two cottagecore lesbians, One of wich is asexual so they have a lot of garlic bread and in the day, they bake cakes and plant flowers, but at night they go hunt vampires like badasses
Living in the Pacific North West when the books came out... Then the movies.... Oh man, it was a wild ride. ADD in the fact I'm indigenous... I got asked about werewolves at least twice a day. Hahahahaha.
Fun fact! Most mythologically accurate vampires are crusty, almost mummified, corpses that will crawl out over their coffins at night looking for young people to feed on. They are just a dried bag of bones... Sexy!
They were originally basically just dead humans that demons climbed inside of to turn into its meat puppet. It’s why they would say to stake the heart because the demon lived inside of it or something 🤔 But there are many origin stories so why knows what’s the real one. Another is that they were actually just humans that had been declared dead but were not actually dead (ie just had a really slow heart rate etc) and then they “woke up” and were declared as vampires
There’s an actual skin disorder that makes you like a medieval interpretation of a vampire. The disease makes you very pale, very sensitive to sunlight, and makes your gums recede giving you the appearance of having fangs. The disease also lowers your hemoglobin count, so you have a desire to consume blood. This disease, while rare, has the name of “vampire sickness”, or “vampire disorder”.
My grandmother had PCT (vampire disease) when she was alive. The thing about the 'desire to drink blood' is false, or at least she and her support group never experienced that.
Also (I used to have a book about the history of vampires. Sadly gave it away to a teacher), interestingly enough, during the height of “vampire hunts”, where people would dig up graves of those who have recently died, people noticed how some corpses had bloated stomachs and blood leaking from their mouths. They assumed that these corpses were vampires that have recently fed. On the contrary, they’re regular corpses going through a stage of decaying. Gases tend to build up in corpses, hence the bloated bellies. And it’s normal to see all types of fluids leaking from corpses.
I’m horrified at how abusive these TikToks are. This is why victims aren’t taken seriously. Literally had the FEMALE officer tell me, “That’s how men show they’re attracted to you.” GOD! Me emputo!
@@kittykittybangbang9367 Kink/BDSM doesn't equal abuse, consent and care are really important - Kat Black has some really interesting videos about it. Although, knowing TokTik's reputation, you're probably right to be worried, I doubt safe kink is represented by edgy teens like these.
@@bitnewt Oh I know that kink/BDSM doesn't equal abuse, and I know who Kat Black is, I just want to get that out there. Also why is it so hard to represent BDSM in the right and safe way?
@@kittykittybangbang9367 I mean it's tiktok, they don't do anything safely. Literally half the tiktoks in this video were straight up abusive, it would not surprise me if they only saw 50 Shades and went "oh that's kink"
8:15 this probably didn't happen, but if it did then this person is so lucky to have a teacher like that, like they literally let them go so easily and even handed them a pad. This might seem normal to a lot of people but to me this is so surprising because my teachers rarely let us have a bathroom break, even if you told them you're on your period they'd ask "Well why didn't you wear a pad before coming to school?" (keep in mind, I go to a girls only school and all of the teachers are women)
There should be a TikTok channel with a Nosferatu-lookin vampire. Same behavior as these channels, same tropes, same "bad-boy" seductiveness, but Nosferatu.
Before Dracula, the novel, vampires were actually closer to demons than anything else. They weren’t supposed to be sexy edgy boys that you should seek after, they were creatures from hell that you should run away from. Bram Stoker changed that in 1897 and it’s been downhill ever since with vampires getting sexier and sexier as the decades went on. It’s exactly what happened to Satan. Long ago he was the monster to all monsters and now he’s a sexy bad boy with daddy issues all thanks to Paradise Lost. I think progressions like this in literature is very funny, there’s always a turning point lol.
as much as i love dracula, i will say that it wasnt the first vampire novel. before it, there was Carmilla and she was definitely romanticized to some extent. she was portrayed as alluring and possessive, and formed a very close friendship with our main character, laura. of course all of this was a front for her demonic nature, and also a metaphor for how lesbians are predatory and scary, hoorayyy….. /s anyway, this book actually predated dracula by around 20 years and was likely what inspired it
@@zaya9993 I wasn’t saying (or at least trying to say) that Dracula was the vampire novel, just the first with sexy vampires. I haven’t heard of Carmilla, but from what you’ve told me, it sounds like it kinda falls into the demonic creature from hell category (which, to be fair, Dracula falls into too but that’s more on a predator v.s. prey type level, not appearance) more than the sexy vampire category.
@@prof.allyrose7589 yeah i completely understand not knowing about carmilla, i only found out about it until recently! i just wanted to highlight the fact that the history of hot vampires is infact very homosexual :D. and its sorta strange b/c carnilla falls between tropes, because in the book she and her mother were cursed to be vampires because of a demon, they arent demons themselves. there’s definitely an element of predator/prey, although i’d describe it as parasite/prey in her case. anyway, i love both dracula and carmilla dearly and i’m glad i could tell you about the former.
Wasnt the folklore about vampires that it was a corpse that had been inhabited by an evil spirit that was essentially using it as a meat puppet? Also, Satan was most likely a cherub, which going by the biblical description where horrifying monsters. One thing thats always bothered me about sexy vampires tho, how tf do they make themselves look so perfect if they cant see their reflection? Id assume theyd look quite scruffy.
i recently visited a fair and at this fair i saw this girl with an edward and bella purse i almost fell to my knees in anguish at the sheer sight of that bag and to this day i will never forgive myself for not asking this thirteen year old girl with the bella and edward from wish purse where she got it
i remember when twilight came out and me and my friends used to have HEATED debates about team jacob or team edward (i was team werewolf btw) and i was in love with seth clearwater and in the books it said that werewolves smelled like pines or something and i found a perfume that smelled like pines and i would wear it religiously. my friend was team vampires and used to wear lip tints so her lips would look "blood red" like they described in the books, she'd also wear fangs to school... anyways, let's just say we weren't part of the popular kids
My Brother was named Jacob and it was one of the most popular boy names at that time,my mom says she was team Jacob and now I'm wondering if using Jacob's name from the Bible was a lie
5:12 so... I'm a Zelda fan so how I imagine this is that he bit someone bc he has "blood" on his face and turned them however after he headed home, the weird happy mask salesman from Majora's Mask came and played the Song of Healing so he's good idk why my brain is so weird 🤣🤣
"Who let a human enroll in a monster school" those ppl who think that a single girl going to a boy school where everyone's a model despite being 15 and having them all fall for her makes sense :D
That sounds like my fantasy from when I was younger, except I was a guy living my dream through a fantasy world with that exact story. It was also vampire themed because twilight. So yeah, not only was I oblivious to my Gayness, I was also fan of twilight mainly for the biting aspect. That was like sex to me.
9:10 actually, theories are the dracula thing started with vlad the impaler! Legends said he would dip his bread in the blood of his enemies, although not confirmed, what is confirmed is that the man was BRUTAL, and, just to top it off, im pretty sure his name was dracula, or “son of the dragon” as his father’s was dracul, “dragon”
@@bubuchoe1935 Yeah bro I literally started reading a fan fic about Dracula in 2021....I was surpriesed to see it was still getting updated, I hate to say it but its low key good.
My vampire obsession surprisingly didn't start because of Twilight... It started because of a vampire-cheetah shapeshifter smut graphic novel I read when I was in grade 1. I didn't read twilight until grade 5 💀- Also it didn't help the fact that I was told I was vampire because I was paler than Edward Cullen on a rainy day, and didn't like going outside because I didn't know how to tell my mom about my crippling fear of people. Honestly the graphic novel is probably what lead me to clicking on this video, so idek how I feel about that-
@@randomfan4966 yea I live in Canada so our grades are the same. I got the smut fic outta take a book leave a book by my house, and I didn't know it was smut till after I read it 💀
PSHSHSHSHDKJJSJ we have lions, tigers, half-rare-half-legendary-half-human-have-girl-half-binary-half-vampire-half-shop-keeper-half-alpha-half-omega-half-mom-half-grandpa-half-half-half-alive things too now
OH. MY. GOD. AS SOMEONE PART OF THE COMMUNITY IT KILLS WHY AND HOW PEOPLE CANT BE ORIGINAL FOR ONCE LIKE PLEASE STOP Atleast xMoqax is good at being original
@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 Yeah I'm also a part of this community but I will be honest there were no better storys than that in the past all we like "the hated child"or something
The new generation has these to grow up on, I had my _Warrior Cats role play series that half the grade was in on, eventually convincing me that I was truly a cat at heart_ when I was growing up! PSA: Catnip DOES NOT taste good. 0/10, don’t recommend (unless you’re Firestar or Hollyberry, because they had the worst write offs ever and deserve everything. Bring them back and give them JUSTICE!).
Anne Rice was actually a big part of the romanticized vampire, she wrote the Vampire Chronicles which very much contributed to the trend now, not solely Twilight and VD. Rice's vampires (think about LeStat de Lioncourt) were glamorized to h3ll.
I think I might have been the only one in my high school that was team Rice 😂. Except for my best friend who ended up keeping my vampire Chronicles compilation book 😩
I was afraid interview with the vampire would be too scary to me as a preteen so i picked up her spin on sleeping beauty as, like, a gentle intro. And was scarred for life and never read any Anne Rice stuff ever again. I don't know what happens in Interview with the Vampire but if there's a cat, I dont want to know.
I think the romanticism of vampires started with the book Carmilla which predated Dracula. But Anne Rice is definitely the mother of vampires. The only vampire in her books that resemble modern vampires is Louis. Who is an absolute wet blanket imo and I hated him.
I’ll take this over the people romanizing real serial killers just because, “but they cute, tho,” and sometimes trying to get them out of jail. If you’re a cute looking person, it apparently doesn’t matter if they killed 1-30 people. People just think they wouldn’t kill THEM and the killer was totally going to fall in love with them because they’re ~special~
@@realafah add to that the fact that both serial killers and vampires are often… oh, several decades older then the simp/HUNDREDS of years old….. and their paramours (read: victims) are often teenagers.
Dude vampires are like one of the safest monsters to be attracted to. Of course annoying white boys wearing plain white tshirts on tiktok are going to pretend to be them there are like 0 entry requirements. Fangs and fake blood. That's it.
as someone who's done research on vampires and vampiric creatures in folklore, your idea on the origins of vampires.... 💀 im in tears.... please never use google i want to know your takes on the origins of everything even potatoes
since your vision is clouded by tears to the point that you can't comprehend properly let me rephrase: "movies romanticizing vampires might be the reason why people nowadays are so into in se*y vampires and are inspired to recreate subpar plots of said movies"
@@_____________a_a I am not sure if that's what the orginal comment was talking about but I am pretty sure Vlad Dracula was the OG "vampire" and he was called Vlad the impaler cuz he would throw his enimies on stakes implanted in the ground and leave them there untill they bled to death (thats why he was called a vampire too, he didn't actually drink blood). He was taken from Romania by the ottman empire and when he came back he learned that some nobels had betrayed his father (king of Romania) and killed him and his brother so he killed the nobels by impaling them in that way. As someone who read Dracula fan fic I was shocked when I found out, who tf read his actual life story and thought "that's hot"
@@tunafish5462 Nope no, all wrong. Vlad the Impaler and Dracula have nothing to do with the origins of vampires. In reality people just used vampires as an explanation for sickness, death, and decomposition, processes that they didn't understand.
Tik Tok makes me want to turn myself into a vampire and then eat a bunch of garlic and chase it down with holy water whilst driving a wooden stake into my heart in the direct sunlight. Just so i never have to see a 13 year old cherub faced boy acting like he is a Daddy Dom version of a vampire ever again.
This is why Interview With the Vampire was so good. Anne Rice wrote Vampires who are attractive so they could lure their prey, but were also horrendous monsters who toyed with and psychologically tortured their prey. And Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst did amazing jobs in portraying that ACTUAL terrifying side.
Fun fact, Dracula was a very sexual character in the book. Most of the older women I've talked to including my mom and godmother both said they almost felt like it was a romance novel at some points apparently.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how a monster that looks like a human, and drinks our blood till the point of death, by luring us into secluded areas; became what made us have niagara falls in our pants.
Right!? If it was an actual human, who wanted to stab us to death by luring us into secluded... wait. Nevermind. People have obsessions with serial killers. I take it all back. The human race is doomed.
@@cordeliathedm Literally one of my fantasies is being chased through the woods by a serial killer/monster and then being viciously murdered (among other things) so uh... yeah, we're fucked 😅 Edit: Let me just clarify I DON'T SIMP OVER REAL SERIAL KILLERS. That's fucking disgusting and wrong. When I say "serial killer" I mean fictional characters like Michael Myers or Pyramid Head lmao
Chad chad is literally apart of my daily routine now, she’s so funny. Never stop being u chad chad, you always make me laugh and brighten my day. Even thought this is a wired video to comment this type of comment on, I still mean everything I say.
I was once asked, seriously, in my Senior year of high school if I was a vampire. Because, as a joke in the 7th grade, my partner said they were a vampire because middle school is a weird dramatic time and they kept being asked about being pale and wearing mostly all black. I should have said yes, tbh, it would have been hilarious.
I found my old grade 4 English class notebook from way back in 2009/2010, and I literally wrote an assignment based on the Twilight series. I mentioned Bella getting pregnant, and amidst the checkmarks, that singular sentence got underlined. It's been over a decade but I just really want to know what my 4th grade teacher was thinking as she witnessed a 9 year old casually mention vampire impregnation. It's going to haunt me.
Happy to see the notification for this video. Been having a horrible time lately (my Dad, the only family I had left and he was my best friend tbqh, passed away from cancer approximately a month ago) so watching stuff is a wonderful distraction. Thank you.
Vampirism and the symptoms of rabies are strikingly similar. Photophobia - aversion to light Hydrophobia - aversion to water Foaming at the mouth - foaming at the mouth wtf did you expect Aggression - being aggressive (shocking, I know) Desensitisation to pain Increased physical strength - a virus is tearing up your nervous system. There will be side effects.
In a way I aspire to be like them. It takes a lot of confidence to wake up, record this and post it for the world to see not knowing the reaction. Go confidence ig
I edited a picture of Edward to have a pink fog and heart and sparkle emojis with the caption “Edward will be your Sedward.” No, I refuse to explain, just accept this comment.
1800’s vampires - throat ripping death machines engaged in wanton slaughter 1900’s vampires - domineering and manipulative sexy boys with bisexual under(over?)tones 2000’s vampires - their eyes are sometimes a bit red in post on TikTok. They may or may not have fangs. I think we took a wrong turn with this mythological horror trope along the way.
My friend’s family was born somewhere around Transylvania, and everyone on his mom’s side had k-9 teeth that grew in backwards. They were corrected by braces, but in old pics they look like they have fangs. There’s a ton of built up lore that created what vampires are today
Random vamp dude:That’s why we don’t go in the sun light
Girl: there’s literally sunlight every where
isn’t that supposed to be edward or whatever his name is
Its twilight
💀💀💀
Its a twighlight reference lol
Off topic but hello pfp twin
Your acting? Impeccable.
Twilight if it was realistic 🤣
hey Frederic
Hey Fed-ex, didn't know you were here
Heyyy
Whoa, hi Frederic! :D
I’m so happy that she said “you wanna know how I got these scars?” And then a Gillette ad played before she could finish. Absolutely perfect.
For me it was Febreze. Does that count?
@@LadyCorthon I’ll allow it!
Mine was an Old Spice ad that was also a tie in with The Witcher
Real
perfect timing
4:37 “Who let a human enroll in an all monster school anyway?” Well, before anyone knew he had a Hyde side, Jackson Jekyll from Monster High was the only human in a monster school.
I was looking for this comment
@@ponytailproductions2503 😂 Once ChadChad said that sentence, Jackson/Holt immediately came to mind
I mean. That is quite literally the plot to Rosario + Vampire
@@matthewduncan3285 ikr
@@ponytailproductions2503 aa🎉 🎉😢😢😢😮😢😢😢w a ww we
I don't care what anyone says, I now considering Chad Chad's skit as canon for the origin of vampires. Thank you
Same. i will accept no other origin story
True, True. She'd fit in there with my favorite housemates, What We do In The Shadows.
Love ur pfp
Sameeeee
When edward showed his shimmering skin LAMOAOAOA
POV your vampire girlfriend named Chad Chad (not really) posts a video right when you’re trying to sleep but you watch it anyway because you’re different and sleep is for the weak
like its 4:37am lemme sleep lmao
@J Dude Bro lemme give it to you straight....
The song is terrible
That’s me right now it’s 1:45
You: Sleep is for the weak
Me: Sleep for the week.
We are not the same.
Image of that black guy from Breaking Bad adjusting his tie.
@@catsarecute7285 what song?
When I first saw "Fetch the Garlic" I thought it said "Fetish Garlic" and I thought TikTok vampires had garlic fetishes 💀💀
Garlicplay
it’s like those people that have choking f3tishes
@@aarasko true
Masochism
@@AGoofyJesterMachoke-ism
Fun Fact: Vampires we’re originally conceived in Eastern Europe as a scapegoat for disease. They would say that if a person got sick, it was from a recently deceased family member crawling out of the grave and consuming someone’s energy. So villagers, in an attempt to try and cure a disease, would exhume the suspected vampire and would decide if they were a vampire or not if their hair and finger nails grew (which is something that happens to all corpses). They would then stab the vampire with a stake and usually rearrange the body to stop the disease. This belief traveled to New England in America as European immigrants flocked to the land. And for over a hundred years, throughout the 1800’s many rural New Englanders would dig up dead family members, sometimes just stabbing them, sometimes burning them, and in the most extreme of cases eating the heart. The main disease that was pinned of vampires was Tuberculosis, or consumption as it was called at the time. Sam Broker actually came up for the idea of Dracula while in America when he heard of one of the last publicly covered Vampire killings was performed, in which a boy dying of TB was forced to eat his sister’s ashes. The typical image of a vampire: pale, with dark bags under their eyes, and a bit of blood on the lips was entirely based after late stage Tuberculosis victims.
@@lightningrose3654 I think you mean Sam Broker/j
I'm sorry but I was reading your comment with interest and then "Sam Broker" killed me
The nails and hair of corpses don't grow, it's just the skin and other tissue receding. As it sort of shrivels up it looks as though the nails and hair are longer, when they stay the same length.
actually, "Dracula", is the other name of one of the kings of Walachia/Romania- Vlad Tepes. this is his other name beacouse he is known as one of the cruelest kings of Transilvania, Romania, and Moldova. They named him like this bc he used to impale his enemies, but he didn't kill them all at once, he left them like that, to be tortured, until they died. it is also said that he drank their blood afterwards.
actually bram stoker wrote dracula which was based on a female countesses named Elizabeth bathory who would consume and bathe in virgins blood to stay young forever, and also valdimer the impaler was the inspiration
*Not-So-Fun Fact:* Stephenie Meyer has a brother named Jacob. And she named a love interest in Twilight after him. Gets super gross when you remember that she based Bella off of herself in a dream that she had.
That's nasty 🤢
Excuse me, WHAT 😀
I wish i didnt read this
i want to think that it was bc she couldnt think of another male name :sob:
I did n o t need to read that. 🤢
"mom can we get twilight"
"we have twilight at home"
***the twilight at home***
😭
😭
But it's way better.
@@wespapes2054 only crying chain.😭
😭 *joining cryin chain*
im emotionally traumatized from when i was five and used to crawl around, hissing at the light because i genuinely thought i was a vampire. apparently, these people never grew out of that phase
i’m pretty sure they don’t actually have a vampire phase (other than that one “blood break” person) but are just doing this for thirst traps and getting attention from people who are ACTUALLY in that phase. lol
I mean that’s sick
This isn't me questioning or being rude but genuinely psychologically interested how did it emotionally traumatise you?
It's nice to know that attractive people are just as big of awkward nerds as the rest of us
I dare to say that they might be even worse tbh
Damn girl, the costume budget has improved i see
Sus
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The set director seems to be taking notes as well but not quite there yet 😂
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Courtesy of Honey
I would pay for Chad Chad to re-create all five Twilights, with her as all the characters (including background characters, music, and everything).
me too lmao
Yes let’s make a petition
Like same
PLSS YES
take my money!
I'm so glad that they write out everything that happens.
If they hadn't put "notices blood", I would have not known that her wound was bleeding and that is why her *vampire* boyfriend smirked 😌
Honestly I wouldn’t have understood #autism
To be fair, Dracula was considered sensual and romantic at the time. He was based on Vlad the Impaler who was a military leader who used incredibly brutal methods of psychological warfare. For example, he had a meal on a battlefield with countless enemy soldiers on spikes surrounding him. The smell of blood was strong enough to make someone vomit.
I'm more of a Werewolf fan so I better see this video get a sequel
HIII KUNCAN I LOVE UR CONTENT LOL
KUNCAN YOURE AMAZING
I second this
OML AAAHH I LOVE YOUR CONTENT MY GUY! you guys really should do a collab some day!
MY TWO FAVORITE TH-camRS WATCH EACH OTHER YES
Babe. The production value? The acting? We are not worthy 😭
I knowww it's goregous
Well, I am. But I agree few others are! Chad Chad be funny and talented af.
hi hannah omg
Omg! My vocal coach watches one of my favorite youtubers? 😱
Agreed but fuck this made me cringe. I hate when people talk like this 😂💀💀
7:43
As an Andrew, I would like to apologise on behalf of all Andrews, we are not the best people.
My dad's name is Andrew
@@jessicafuller6322I’m so sorry.
there's a cool theory that the condition that I have called EDS might have contributed to the origin of vampires. we have translucent, stretchy, velvety, delicate skin, we have specific unusual blood flow issues, often leading to intense red meat and salt cravings, we have unusual allergies to things usually not considered harmful (garlic is a FODMAP food), we often sit rest and sleep in contorted unusual positions and we often stay very still when sleeping, and there's more!
edit: I know there's an actual condition nicknamed 'the vampire disease' but EDS has many symptoms in common with it, and while that disease is rare, EDS is much more common and therefore could possibly spread a myth further? anyway I also love ChadChad's sketch and it's just fun to theorise.
I have EDS and my new head canon is that I am a vampire. Thanks. 😂😂
I’m sobbing cause I saw the “Fetch the garlic” and I thought of an old-timey women in a cottage saying “Fetch the garlic, darling, the vampires are at the windows again.”
Made thw likes to 200
"Ah, really Elizabeth? That's the third time this week, darling ng"
"Hopefully this time they'll TRY MY FRESHLY BAKED GARLIC BREAD IT'S TASTY I SWEAR"
Ok but hear me out.
This plot, with two cottagecore lesbians, One of wich is asexual so they have a lot of garlic bread and in the day, they bake cakes and plant flowers, but at night they go hunt vampires like badasses
Everyone is fired except Frogga.
Ngl we all had that one girl who would pretend she was Bella- IM JUST SAYING- and they would wear a bandanna over their neck to cover “the bite-“
oh boy , ppl need help
My biggest flex is that I never pretended to be a vampire after watching the movies 🥴
@@gay2070 my biggest flex is not watching the movies ever
@@Hannah57293 LMAO
Living in the Pacific North West when the books came out... Then the movies.... Oh man, it was a wild ride. ADD in the fact I'm indigenous... I got asked about werewolves at least twice a day. Hahahahaha.
7:55 "You're on of us now"
Vampire TikToks Bite*
Fun fact! Most mythologically accurate vampires are crusty, almost mummified, corpses that will crawl out over their coffins at night looking for young people to feed on. They are just a dried bag of bones... Sexy!
Mmm.
My favorite kind 🤢
Why does Humanity have to turn every single monster in human history into sexy beast?
hey some ppl are into that
I guess
That sounds kinda cool to me
They were originally basically just dead humans that demons climbed inside of to turn into its meat puppet. It’s why they would say to stake the heart because the demon lived inside of it or something 🤔
But there are many origin stories so why knows what’s the real one.
Another is that they were actually just humans that had been declared dead but were not actually dead (ie just had a really slow heart rate etc) and then they “woke up” and were declared as vampires
Your boyfriend doesn't seem to care that you are bleeding and he's instead interested about the fact that he can drink it:✨ checkmark✔️👌👍✨🥳
@create among us
@@skull_face7809 ????
@@skull_face7809 ain't gotta be rude, damn
@@skull_face7809 dont gotta be like that calm your shit
@@skull_face7809 bro... what are you on. I understood the comment. That stereotype is dumb anyway.
"Who would inroll a human in a monster school?"
Iruma: *sweat*
9:47
"Tell thy children, and thy children's children"
"Immediately sir"
There’s an actual skin disorder that makes you like a medieval interpretation of a vampire. The disease makes you very pale, very sensitive to sunlight, and makes your gums recede giving you the appearance of having fangs. The disease also lowers your hemoglobin count, so you have a desire to consume blood. This disease, while rare, has the name of “vampire sickness”, or “vampire disorder”.
My grandmother had PCT (vampire disease) when she was alive. The thing about the 'desire to drink blood' is false, or at least she and her support group never experienced that.
Oh god, imagine having this disease-..
This just sounds like albinism except you “crave blood”
So you mean vampires are just sick people? *grabs meds, soup, tea, and a big cozy bed* we gotta help them feel better.
Also (I used to have a book about the history of vampires. Sadly gave it away to a teacher), interestingly enough, during the height of “vampire hunts”, where people would dig up graves of those who have recently died, people noticed how some corpses had bloated stomachs and blood leaking from their mouths. They assumed that these corpses were vampires that have recently fed. On the contrary, they’re regular corpses going through a stage of decaying. Gases tend to build up in corpses, hence the bloated bellies. And it’s normal to see all types of fluids leaking from corpses.
I’m horrified at how abusive these TikToks are. This is why victims aren’t taken seriously. Literally had the FEMALE officer tell me, “That’s how men show they’re attracted to you.” GOD! Me emputo!
What's worse is I've even heard that kinky (or BDSM) tiktok exist, and even though I never seen any of them I am very worried.
@@kittykittybangbang9367 Kink/BDSM doesn't equal abuse, consent and care are really important - Kat Black has some really interesting videos about it.
Although, knowing TokTik's reputation, you're probably right to be worried, I doubt safe kink is represented by edgy teens like these.
@@bitnewt Oh I know that kink/BDSM doesn't equal abuse, and I know who Kat Black is, I just want to get that out there. Also why is it so hard to represent BDSM in the right and safe way?
@@kittykittybangbang9367 I mean it's tiktok, they don't do anything safely. Literally half the tiktoks in this video were straight up abusive, it would not surprise me if they only saw 50 Shades and went "oh that's kink"
Si es emputantee wtf😤
"It was a bout of the plague sir, nothing we can't handle"
The delivery of this line sent me
8:15 this probably didn't happen, but if it did then this person is so lucky to have a teacher like that, like they literally let them go so easily and even handed them a pad. This might seem normal to a lot of people but to me this is so surprising because my teachers rarely let us have a bathroom break, even if you told them you're on your period they'd ask "Well why didn't you wear a pad before coming to school?" (keep in mind, I go to a girls only school and all of the teachers are women)
There should be a TikTok channel with a Nosferatu-lookin vampire. Same behavior as these channels, same tropes, same "bad-boy" seductiveness, but Nosferatu.
Heck yea!
Yes! Yes we need this.
Are you telling me there wouldn't be people into that?
If Willy Wonka could do it, so could Nosferatu /hj
omg yes!
Before Dracula, the novel, vampires were actually closer to demons than anything else. They weren’t supposed to be sexy edgy boys that you should seek after, they were creatures from hell that you should run away from. Bram Stoker changed that in 1897 and it’s been downhill ever since with vampires getting sexier and sexier as the decades went on. It’s exactly what happened to Satan. Long ago he was the monster to all monsters and now he’s a sexy bad boy with daddy issues all thanks to Paradise Lost. I think progressions like this in literature is very funny, there’s always a turning point lol.
as much as i love dracula, i will say that it wasnt the first vampire novel. before it, there was Carmilla and she was definitely romanticized to some extent. she was portrayed as alluring and possessive, and formed a very close friendship with our main character, laura. of course all of this was a front for her demonic nature, and also a metaphor for how lesbians are predatory and scary, hoorayyy….. /s
anyway, this book actually predated dracula by around 20 years and was likely what inspired it
@@zaya9993 I wasn’t saying (or at least trying to say) that Dracula was the vampire novel, just the first with sexy vampires. I haven’t heard of Carmilla, but from what you’ve told me, it sounds like it kinda falls into the demonic creature from hell category (which, to be fair, Dracula falls into too but that’s more on a predator v.s. prey type level, not appearance) more than the sexy vampire category.
@@prof.allyrose7589 yeah i completely understand not knowing about carmilla, i only found out about it until recently! i just wanted to highlight the fact that the history of hot vampires is infact very homosexual :D. and its sorta strange b/c carnilla falls between tropes, because in the book she and her mother were cursed to be vampires because of a demon, they arent demons themselves. there’s definitely an element of predator/prey, although i’d describe it as parasite/prey in her case. anyway, i love both dracula and carmilla dearly and i’m glad i could tell you about the former.
Wasnt the folklore about vampires that it was a corpse that had been inhabited by an evil spirit that was essentially using it as a meat puppet?
Also, Satan was most likely a cherub, which going by the biblical description where horrifying monsters.
One thing thats always bothered me about sexy vampires tho, how tf do they make themselves look so perfect if they cant see their reflection? Id assume theyd look quite scruffy.
That’s not really true Carmilla existed before Dracula and was sexy
Chad Chad really managed to put a Lord of The Rings reference into the history of vampires. I don't think I've ever respected anyone more in my life.
Time stamp??
@@EroticElectrocutioner ohhh thank you
9:19
I almost pissed myself when I saw the double feathers 😂
with tik tokers revealing themselves as vampires its time to show my true colours, i am a half angel half demon elven catgirl
No way! Really? My friend just told me they were a tribrid hyper space galaxy fox princess !
I'm something
How much for your bath water, good sir
@@kallamarsspouse And I'm no one
@@themasterprocrastinator4933 and im it
Edward calling Bella “spider monkey” haunts me to this day 😭
Dude same lol
i mean its better than jake calling her loca
@@almarose7505 isn't he supposed to be indian, not mexican??? lol
spider monkeys have yellow arms and legs.
the yellow is from their piss.
@@TheMarshmallowMushroom you’re like that uncle at every party
The way i literally choked on my tea laughing at that skit 8:10
i recently visited a fair and at this fair i saw this girl with an edward and bella purse i almost fell to my knees in anguish at the sheer sight of that bag and to this day i will never forgive myself for not asking this thirteen year old girl with the bella and edward from wish purse where she got it
For some reason the 'Twinge Of Cringe' intro sounded even more scarily and unnaturally high-pitched to me than it's ever sounded before this time.
@J Dude stfu
@J Dude why
I was your 669th like on this comment.
Nice. 👌
i remember when twilight came out and me and my friends used to have HEATED debates about team jacob or team edward (i was team werewolf btw) and i was in love with seth clearwater and in the books it said that werewolves smelled like pines or something and i found a perfume that smelled like pines and i would wear it religiously. my friend was team vampires and used to wear lip tints so her lips would look "blood red" like they described in the books, she'd also wear fangs to school...
anyways, let's just say we weren't part of the popular kids
Omg y’all sound so cool though… ugh I needed friends who like Twilight but everyone in my school thought it was lame 😩☹️.
That's sounds so cool though!
bro not the furrys
My Brother was named Jacob and it was one of the most popular boy names at that time,my mom says she was team Jacob and now I'm wondering if using Jacob's name from the Bible was a lie
hey, you were just kids being kids
7:00 that's where a vampire pov and a hero pov collide
5:12 so... I'm a Zelda fan so how I imagine this is that he bit someone bc he has "blood" on his face and turned them however after he headed home, the weird happy mask salesman from Majora's Mask came and played the Song of Healing so he's good idk why my brain is so weird 🤣🤣
"Who let a human enroll in a monster school" those ppl who think that a single girl going to a boy school where everyone's a model despite being 15 and having them all fall for her makes sense :D
Hey. That sounds like a certain studio game.
I was thinking of My Gym Partner's a Monkey, personally.
That sounds like my fantasy from when I was younger, except I was a guy living my dream through a fantasy world with that exact story. It was also vampire themed because twilight.
So yeah, not only was I oblivious to my Gayness, I was also fan of twilight mainly for the biting aspect. That was like sex to me.
it's true except for the them being models part and the part where she enjoys it
@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 same ....
9:10 actually, theories are the dracula thing started with vlad the impaler! Legends said he would dip his bread in the blood of his enemies, although not confirmed, what is confirmed is that the man was BRUTAL, and, just to top it off, im pretty sure his name was dracula, or “son of the dragon” as his father’s was dracul, “dragon”
i think the whole energy and movement you did with "his FLESH hath been TAINTED by the GARLIC," is gonna live in my head forever lmaooooo
This gives off those 2013 wattpad vampires/werewolves fanfictions 😭
Wym 2013 they still be writing them in the Lord's year of 2021
@@bubuchoe1935 they be eternal
the ereri ff ‘bite me’ has joined the chat 💬
@@bubuchoe1935 Everyone turns 13 sometime
@@bubuchoe1935 Yeah bro I literally started reading a fan fic about Dracula in 2021....I was surpriesed to see it was still getting updated, I hate to say it but its low key good.
"Fetch the garlic" is an amazing name for a band or an album
fiona apple reference😱
My vampire obsession surprisingly didn't start because of Twilight... It started because of a vampire-cheetah shapeshifter smut graphic novel I read when I was in grade 1. I didn't read twilight until grade 5 💀- Also it didn't help the fact that I was told I was vampire because I was paler than Edward Cullen on a rainy day, and didn't like going outside because I didn't know how to tell my mom about my crippling fear of people. Honestly the graphic novel is probably what lead me to clicking on this video, so idek how I feel about that-
Okay grade 1?! A smut fic?! Please tell me it’s just a different grade or something? Is my American brain reading this wrong please tell me I’m wrong
@@randomfan4966 yea I live in Canada so our grades are the same. I got the smut fic outta take a book leave a book by my house, and I didn't know it was smut till after I read it 💀
these POV’s give such MGK energy.
no stop thats too accurate
"who let a human In an all vampire school?"
Reminds me of those "1girl in all boy school" gachas.
(No hate to the gacha community though.)
PSHSHSHSHDKJJSJ we have lions, tigers, half-rare-half-legendary-half-human-have-girl-half-binary-half-vampire-half-shop-keeper-half-alpha-half-omega-half-mom-half-grandpa-half-half-half-alive things too now
OH. MY. GOD.
AS SOMEONE PART OF THE COMMUNITY IT KILLS WHY AND HOW PEOPLE CANT BE ORIGINAL FOR ONCE LIKE PLEASE STOP
Atleast xMoqax is good at being original
@@movedaccountscyayalls7119
Yeah I'm also a part of this community but I will be honest there were no better storys than that in the past all we like "the hated child"or something
as someone who is in the gacha community since like 2017, this is hilarious
@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 yes she's my favorite gachatuber
you get more beautiful the more the days go on, and your videos become more and more iconic as you make more and more
Oh, she's a cutie for sure.
Obviously it's CHAD-CHAD, cmon guys it's in her name (not really)
True🙂
@J Dude it’s fire when it’s underwater
5:31 the best Batman reference meme I have seen in my life!!!! LMAO
The new generation has these to grow up on, I had my _Warrior Cats role play series that half the grade was in on, eventually convincing me that I was truly a cat at heart_ when I was growing up! PSA: Catnip DOES NOT taste good. 0/10, don’t recommend (unless you’re Firestar or Hollyberry, because they had the worst write offs ever and deserve everything. Bring them back and give them JUSTICE!).
love warrior cats
Found catnip tea at a health food store once. It was pretty good.
Anne Rice was actually a big part of the romanticized vampire, she wrote the Vampire Chronicles which very much contributed to the trend now, not solely Twilight and VD. Rice's vampires (think about LeStat de Lioncourt) were glamorized to h3ll.
Honestly, how it went for me. Never watched twilight, but I obsessed over the interview with a vampire movie as a kid
@@celceusiguess the books are even better. Rice is an amazing author
I think I might have been the only one in my high school that was team Rice 😂. Except for my best friend who ended up keeping my vampire Chronicles compilation book 😩
I was afraid interview with the vampire would be too scary to me as a preteen so i picked up her spin on sleeping beauty as, like, a gentle intro. And was scarred for life and never read any Anne Rice stuff ever again. I don't know what happens in Interview with the Vampire but if there's a cat, I dont want to know.
I think the romanticism of vampires started with the book Carmilla which predated Dracula. But Anne Rice is definitely the mother of vampires. The only vampire in her books that resemble modern vampires is Louis. Who is an absolute wet blanket imo and I hated him.
The fact that vampire TikToks are an actual thing fills me with so much overwhelming dread for the human race
I’ll take this over the people romanizing real serial killers just because, “but they cute, tho,” and sometimes trying to get them out of jail.
If you’re a cute looking person, it apparently doesn’t matter if they killed 1-30 people. People just think they wouldn’t kill THEM and the killer was totally going to fall in love with them because they’re ~special~
@@realafah add to that the fact that both serial killers and vampires are often… oh, several decades older then the simp/HUNDREDS of years old….. and their paramours (read: victims) are often teenagers.
@@realafah "i can fix him!"
Guys they manifest being kidnapped
Dude vampires are like one of the safest monsters to be attracted to. Of course annoying white boys wearing plain white tshirts on tiktok are going to pretend to be them there are like 0 entry requirements. Fangs and fake blood. That's it.
5:38 if Evan Breen was a vampire
4:50 wow i love Rosario Vampire
as someone who's done research on vampires and vampiric creatures in folklore, your idea on the origins of vampires.... 💀 im in tears.... please never use google i want to know your takes on the origins of everything even potatoes
Yes please.
What is the origin out of curiosity?
since your vision is clouded by tears to the point that you can't comprehend properly let me rephrase: "movies romanticizing vampires might be the reason why people nowadays are so into in se*y vampires and are inspired to recreate subpar plots of said movies"
@@_____________a_a I am not sure if that's what the orginal comment was talking about but I am pretty sure Vlad Dracula was the OG "vampire" and he was called Vlad the impaler cuz he would throw his enimies on stakes implanted in the ground and leave them there untill they bled to death (thats why he was called a vampire too, he didn't actually drink blood). He was taken from Romania by the ottman empire and when he came back he learned that some nobels had betrayed his father (king of Romania) and killed him and his brother so he killed the nobels by impaling them in that way. As someone who read Dracula fan fic I was shocked when I found out, who tf read his actual life story and thought "that's hot"
@@tunafish5462 Nope no, all wrong. Vlad the Impaler and Dracula have nothing to do with the origins of vampires. In reality people just used vampires as an explanation for sickness, death, and decomposition, processes that they didn't understand.
As someone who absolutely loves vampires, these tiktoks are both hilarious but also just saddening lmao
Me only knowing them from the Darren Shan series.
Nice PFP
SHANE PFP 💞💞💞
Legit
Made the likes to 500
Tik Tok makes me want to turn myself into a vampire and then eat a bunch of garlic and chase it down with holy water whilst driving a wooden stake into my heart in the direct sunlight. Just so i never have to see a 13 year old cherub faced boy acting like he is a Daddy Dom version of a vampire ever again.
“You wanna know how I got these scars?” Triple karmeliet. Must’ve been a drunk accident
MOM! Chad Chads abusing their green screen privilege again!
✨*End guitar*✨
ferb, I know what we're gonna do today
This is why Interview With the Vampire was so good. Anne Rice wrote Vampires who are attractive so they could lure their prey, but were also horrendous monsters who toyed with and psychologically tortured their prey. And Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst did amazing jobs in portraying that ACTUAL terrifying side.
Yeah still one of my favorite vampire movies to this day
Fun fact, Dracula was a very sexual character in the book. Most of the older women I've talked to including my mom and godmother both said they almost felt like it was a romance novel at some points apparently.
I have an Edward doll I got a long time ago, he now wears a crop top and short skirt and lives in my moss ball aquarium.
“Who let a human attend an all monster school?” *looks at The Owl House*
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how a monster that looks like a human, and drinks our blood till the point of death, by luring us into secluded areas; became what made us have niagara falls in our pants.
Right!? If it was an actual human, who wanted to stab us to death by luring us into secluded... wait. Nevermind. People have obsessions with serial killers. I take it all back. The human race is doomed.
@@cordeliathedm Literally one of my fantasies is being chased through the woods by a serial killer/monster and then being viciously murdered (among other things) so uh... yeah, we're fucked 😅
Edit: Let me just clarify I DON'T SIMP OVER REAL SERIAL KILLERS. That's fucking disgusting and wrong. When I say "serial killer" I mean fictional characters like Michael Myers or Pyramid Head lmao
Speak for yourself lol. I have no part in finding vampires sexy
@@mjotaku1856 no offence but get therapy love.
@@micnik3573 If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to get therapy I'd be rich 😭😭😭
Chad chad is literally apart of my daily routine now, she’s so funny. Never stop being u chad chad, you always make me laugh and brighten my day. Even thought this is a wired video to comment this type of comment on, I still mean everything I say.
I was once asked, seriously, in my Senior year of high school if I was a vampire. Because, as a joke in the 7th grade, my partner said they were a vampire because middle school is a weird dramatic time and they kept being asked about being pale and wearing mostly all black.
I should have said yes, tbh, it would have been hilarious.
vampire diaries but in Walmart version
True
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@create stop spamming bot
“Vampiricalness”
Chad Chad, you have such outstanding lexicon, shower us with your exquisite vocabulary.
“Shall we prepare Meatsmac for dinner?”
“How derst thou! His flesh hath been tainted by the garlic!”
If I recall, the legend of vampires started from tuberculosis
Theory: The video is just an excuse to show off that Chad Chad is playing Joker in the next Batman movie.
honestly offical
I found my old grade 4 English class notebook from way back in 2009/2010, and I literally wrote an assignment based on the Twilight series. I mentioned Bella getting pregnant, and amidst the checkmarks, that singular sentence got underlined. It's been over a decade but I just really want to know what my 4th grade teacher was thinking as she witnessed a 9 year old casually mention vampire impregnation. It's going to haunt me.
The wham bam thank you ma’am in the honey add gives me so much serotonin
7:47 literally made me die of laughter. That was a cinematic piece right there. It may of lasted like a second but it was beautiful
I’m hungover af this made my day better
😂
Happy to see the notification for this video. Been having a horrible time lately (my Dad, the only family I had left and he was my best friend tbqh, passed away from cancer approximately a month ago) so watching stuff is a wonderful distraction. Thank you.
hang in there friend, things will get better 🙏🏽💙
@create bro you're posting the same link on nearly EVERY comment, give it a rest my g
I’m so sorry. Maybe this won’t mean much coming from some rando, but I send you my love
Aw I’m so very sorry for you
I’m sorry 😥 hang in there, buddy, your dad is watching over you and rooting for you ❤️
6:38 Fella is 7 years old and his older brother is doing voice over, you can't change my mind.
Vampirism and the symptoms of rabies are strikingly similar.
Photophobia - aversion to light
Hydrophobia - aversion to water
Foaming at the mouth - foaming at the mouth wtf did you expect
Aggression - being aggressive (shocking, I know)
Desensitisation to pain
Increased physical strength - a virus is tearing up your nervous system. There will be side effects.
Edward: Bella I’m a monster I sparkle in the sun slight, because I sweat a lot 😭
If you think about it if Edward was in 2021 people would automatically assume he was wearing some expensive make up or something over his body
@@scarletsage6267 just like a lot of highlighter 💀 Edward would probably be like James Charles, both of them like people who are to young for them
@Eliana T Sheesh, had to do it to em😥
@Eliana T You're comparing him to Edward, Jacob legit went after a baby 😭
@@eilir_adron omg there all creeps! Oh no 🙈
“looks like meat’s back on the menu boys” *shire music ensues*
Hello person of culture!
the internets SMOOOTHEST ad transitions
"Who let a human enroll in an all monster school?"
All the Twst and Obey me fans: 🧍♂️
6:51 Please tell me I wasn't the only one who jumped 😭✋-
you weren't 😭😭 i nearly dropped my phone
He looks like an adult baby
You were definitely not 😂
Mans whole shirt changed
PLEASE I ALMOST DIED 😭
IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED
7:48
bruh i swear i couldn’t stop laughing 😭😭
In a way I aspire to be like them. It takes a lot of confidence to wake up, record this and post it for the world to see not knowing the reaction. Go confidence ig
What message are you trying to convey here...?
Oh wait you’re talking about the people who are making the TikToks-
In that case I agree lol.
@@kadoosca lmao sorry for the confusion
@@kadoosca you were so ready to be triggered
I edited a picture of Edward to have a pink fog and heart and sparkle emojis with the caption “Edward will be your Sedward.” No, I refuse to explain, just accept this comment.
I had a Runescape GF who was part vampire, werewolf and lastly part dragon. She never would fly over from Canada and visit me. :/
Me: Starts getting flashbacks to Danny’s vampire dad video and music video
That vampire dad video is amazing, such a king👑
Sameee, his vampire dad song slaps unironically
YES
Who would enroll a human to an all monster school?
Tsukune's father... that's who
I was thinking the same thing lol
Me too lolol
Lol, same bro
Altho it’s just as much Tsukunes fault for being there since he chose to stay there for his big-boobs-mckensy vampire wifuu tbh
I had the same thought!
1800’s vampires - throat ripping death machines engaged in wanton slaughter
1900’s vampires - domineering and manipulative sexy boys with bisexual under(over?)tones
2000’s vampires - their eyes are sometimes a bit red in post on TikTok. They may or may not have fangs.
I think we took a wrong turn with this mythological horror trope along the way.
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
**razor ad plays**
5:21 not him being goofy😜
The "EaKk" noise he made lmao
Blehhh you cant make me bleeeh
0:19 I’m weakkkk💀
My friend’s family was born somewhere around Transylvania, and everyone on his mom’s side had k-9 teeth that grew in backwards. They were corrected by braces, but in old pics they look like they have fangs. There’s a ton of built up lore that created what vampires are today
6:39 looks like he is still losing baby teeth omg😀