Is it just me or are yandere x yandere the most "non-toxic" yandere situation that can be since they only kill when their partner or love interest is with another and yandere usually don't interact with others unless "dealing with business" or keeping up appearances
Why is it when he said he had a kid my immediate thought was great now I have a child to kidnap and forcefully adopt... Like why my immediate thought uh yes I like this guy so I definitely should kidnap the kid he abandoned and raise them as my own. Though in my defense my second thought was like hell your just abandoning that kid. Though to be fair he probably shouldn't be raising kids. Also that "sanitarium case files are kinda of like my tinder" line was very funny but you performed it so well it's just mwah chefs kiss perfect.
Yo wait, everybody talking about his list of crimes but is NO ONE talking about how Y/C APPARENTLY OFFED A FAMILY TO STEAL THEIR HOUSE and is WEARING A STRAIGHTJACKET???
Well this is a interesting audio, nice that's it's unique and different from most yandere audios that don't play into the person accepting the yandere. Also was funny how many crimes he did and was unfazed, funny to see your reaction when you thought they stole your watch keep up the great work Hydro.
Him: *Proceeds to spit out all his crimes as if it were the most normal thing in the world* Me: What's up with that list of crimes? I was already thinking I was a criminal bringing you here, what the hell? Him: I still don't deserve it, I have feelings, you know? I am fragile! Me: FRAGILE?!... So... You have a son...? Him: Yeah... Me: We kidnap the child and start a family, what do you say? Him: Hell yes!
Me after reading the tags that says The Addams Family being strangely wholesome: The irony thing is that they’re considered to be the healthy family despite their appearance and Gomez and Morticia Addams have a great relationship
After one year of serious dating, if you don’t talk and think about marriage p, you shouldn’t be together. 4 years is too long for most adults to stay happy in a dating relationship. They start to get anxious about if their partner likes them still or feelings start dying because they get bored of the same routine. Now, it’s different if they act like they’re married, living together, sleeping together, stuff like that. Don’t quote me, saw this in a video a while back from a relationship therapist. I don’t remember who
😮😮😮😮 the people in the basement?! 6 days?! Also a minor blip!? This guy been has been under the prison and lived to tell the tale 😮 he has no shame 😅 The ending: 😮😮😮😮😮😮❤ this has to be a gotham crime couple now.
him : " i broke out the chains like 10 minutes ago" me : starts crying cause heavy duty chains cost almost 85 FUCKING dollars and he broke them so now I have to go and PAY for new ones
I want to give you a standing ovation for this one! ❤❤ Your writing is absolutely incredible and the delivery is perfect! I wasn't expecting the level of humor and it was such a fun ride! 🤣🤣❤❤
I adore how the crimes are in alphabetical order. Not because hydro's reading from a script, but because this character seems like the type to write out all his crimes in alphabetical order and memorise them to keep track of them 😂 gotta know what you havent tried yet and what you enjoy doing
Hydro: "It turns out they're stealing from me!! 😔" : Is it cause I'm black? 🧍🏾♀️ Hydro: "I've committed one or two acts against the law." : 🤨 "What was the list for?! "
Lol when he threatened someone and said that's my mom and just after got a call from his mom i was like: he totally responded like this to his siblings and the sibling snitched that's why the mom is calling back
Where did I get that line hitman’s guide to dating. Also I don’t know what be funnier a listener that particularly hard of hearing or one that let his him play the fool
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He asked “is anybody gonna match my freak, and we answered with an angelic chorus of “Y E S”
🤣 we might even be freakier
no cause when he was saying stuff about the insane asylum i was just saying in a singsong voice "not yet~~~~`"
Him: im fragile
Y/n: just falling in love
Me: he litteraly threaten to kill people not even two minutes ago
“Murder in the forth degree, which they made for me”
God I love this man
The list of crimes is wildd had to take a breath then continued to list even more crimes😭
I love yandere x yandere it's so funny and oddly enough pretty cute.
Is it just me or are yandere x yandere the most "non-toxic" yandere situation that can be since they only kill when their partner or love interest is with another and yandere usually don't interact with others unless "dealing with business" or keeping up appearances
"IM FRAGILEEEE" 😭😭😭
hes too precious-
nvm- just got to the part where he started listing the stuff-
LMFAO 😭
bwahahaha!!
“I forgot to bring the desert!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is it when he said he had a kid my immediate thought was great now I have a child to kidnap and forcefully adopt... Like why my immediate thought uh yes I like this guy so I definitely should kidnap the kid he abandoned and raise them as my own. Though in my defense my second thought was like hell your just abandoning that kid. Though to be fair he probably shouldn't be raising kids.
Also that "sanitarium case files are kinda of like my tinder" line was very funny but you performed it so well it's just mwah chefs kiss perfect.
bro has a list of crimes💀💀
Yo wait, everybody talking about his list of crimes but is NO ONE talking about how Y/C APPARENTLY OFFED A FAMILY TO STEAL THEIR HOUSE and is WEARING A STRAIGHTJACKET???
LMAO THE STRAIGHTJACKET OMG
I'm just a girl 🎀
The rival of the rivals want me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's core energy !! Nothing prepared me for that list of crimes 😭
THE UNHINGED LIST OF CRIMES AND THEN THE "I only deserve happiness 🥺" he's so cutesy demure babygirl 🎀
I think crazy 4 crazy is my new favorite genre of ASMR script lol
YES I need more of this too!!!! ❤🎉
Well this is a interesting audio, nice that's it's unique and different from most yandere audios that don't play into the person accepting the yandere. Also was funny how many crimes he did and was unfazed, funny to see your reaction when you thought they stole your watch keep up the great work Hydro.
Him: *Proceeds to spit out all his crimes as if it were the most normal thing in the world*
Me: What's up with that list of crimes? I was already thinking I was a criminal bringing you here, what the hell?
Him: I still don't deserve it, I have feelings, you know? I am fragile!
Me: FRAGILE?!... So... You have a son...?
Him: Yeah...
Me: We kidnap the child and start a family, what do you say?
Him: Hell yes!
That ringtone JUMPSCARED me. It's in the official playlist of my all time comfort character and when I heard it I audibly gasped 😭
Yo the list of crimes is wild😭😭😭
Case files are like my Tinder…LOL
Me after reading the tags that says The Addams Family being strangely wholesome: The irony thing is that they’re considered to be the healthy family despite their appearance and Gomez and Morticia Addams have a great relationship
So we matched his freak
I **LOVE IT** when two crazy, matching energy people meet and this ASMR here is the best by far❤
I mean sweet but i need to know more about the child abandonment
YANDERE X YANDERE?! SIGN ME UPP
Sir you only been dating for 2 months at least wait 2-4 years to get know them better.😂
My parents got married after 3 months. Some people are in fact that crazy 😅
@@MIDItheProtogen it took me a few minutes to understand what you were saying 😂
I knew 2 people that got i
engaged 2 weeks after they *meet* so yeah
After one year of serious dating, if you don’t talk and think about marriage p, you shouldn’t be together. 4 years is too long for most adults to stay happy in a dating relationship. They start to get anxious about if their partner likes them still or feelings start dying because they get bored of the same routine. Now, it’s different if they act like they’re married, living together, sleeping together, stuff like that. Don’t quote me, saw this in a video a while back from a relationship therapist. I don’t remember who
My parents dated for 2 weeks
after i finished this i said “aw but thats so cute” and i think that says everything 😭
😮😮😮😮 the people in the basement?! 6 days?! Also a minor blip!? This guy been has been under the prison and lived to tell the tale 😮 he has no shame 😅
The ending: 😮😮😮😮😮😮❤ this has to be a gotham crime couple now.
STOP THE PROSTITUTION ONE WAS SO WILD
Bro listed every crime in existence right there! XD
Jesus! These crimes! 😱 How is this man not in jail?!
I think... i need to change my ringtone to that amazing list of Crime xD or "perfect reputation list" 😂😂😂 15:20
The Trickster?! My beloved crazy K-pop idol? YES😊
This is just the most adorable horror i ever listened. I..really do not know how you did this sound so perfect! XD
Haha omg love the audio! It's so somehow funny and lovely despite the scenario. And the dynamic between both! Love it! 😂🤌🏻
A psycho criminal couple is so wild, I'm here for it
KICKBACK!!!!!
I LOVE THAT SONG
nah the fact a whole new murder degree was made because of him is wild
13:12 I almost cried I feel so bad 😭😭
NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THOSE CHARGES LIKE WTF ALL THAT LOVE TO GIVE WITH THOSE CHARGES!????
Nobody is talking about the charges because there's too many of them to talk about 😂
him : " i broke out the chains like 10 minutes ago"
me : starts crying cause heavy duty chains cost almost 85 FUCKING dollars and he broke them so now I have to go and PAY for new ones
hes buying us new ones dw
@@brambythecat7030 good!!!
I want to give you a standing ovation for this one! ❤❤
Your writing is absolutely incredible and the delivery is perfect! I wasn't expecting the level of humor and it was such a fun ride! 🤣🤣❤❤
And kids that’s how me and your father got married
Something nice, like set me on fire in giggling
PROSTITUTION?! HYDRO DID WHAT!! 😂😂😂
Honestly this is adorable
HE JUST LIKE ME FR FR 🗣️🗣️
PROSTITUTION?! And how dare he forget the dessert?!
Edit: Just realised the kick back ringing tone when the police called😂
This story was a lot of fun, Hydro. Thanks!!!
13:48 to 14:58 is just all my OC's criminal records (also really evidence of me listening to all of that :0 :-O =-O
I adore how the crimes are in alphabetical order. Not because hydro's reading from a script, but because this character seems like the type to write out all his crimes in alphabetical order and memorise them to keep track of them 😂 gotta know what you havent tried yet and what you enjoy doing
Oh my god i love this, this may be one of my favorite audios bro 😍
He's just a little guy, don't make him cry 🥺
I love this yandere video ❤❤❤thank u so much
Hydro: "It turns out they're stealing from me!! 😔"
: Is it cause I'm black? 🧍🏾♀️
Hydro: "I've committed one or two acts against the law."
: 🤨 "What was the list for?! "
I kinda feel like bro js started listing all the crimes of eric cartman
Aww~ I'm so happy listening to this. :D
Yayyyy!! I always love your vids hydro good work as always ♡♡♡
the list goes on...and on...AND ON???!! ;-;
I’m all for this audio being a yandere myself 🎉 please tell me there’s gonna be a part 2
What crime has bro not commited 😭😭😭
Well I am glad he remembered to turn off there stove
Blud is NOT dazai osamu with that crime list
LOL "Oh yeah that was just work" 🤣riiiiiight
I love this so much
The Chainsaw man theme song is his phone music 😂😂❤
It's giving Donald Trump with the crimes☠️☠️☠️
Omfg
💀💀💀
So what you're saying is you're a jack of all trades Good to know. Lmao😂😊
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT IT OTHER THAN.....I LOVE THIS❤
AND WE ABSOLUTELY NEED MORE OF THIS 🙏
I want this❤
At the 5 minute mark, OOOOOOOH we’re both a little freaky
Him listing off his crimes in alphabetical order is kinda suspicious.....
edit : Wait was he the prostitute, or was he selling prostitutes?
I could easily say that he was a pimp but the idea that he was a male prostitute is not so far-fetched...
God I love your voice great stories
Lol when he threatened someone and said that's my mom and just after got a call from his mom i was like: he totally responded like this to his siblings and the sibling snitched that's why the mom is calling back
Where did I get that line hitman’s guide to dating. Also I don’t know what be funnier a listener that particularly hard of hearing or one that let his him play the fool
Y/n: while you were sat, blathering. I was out, making moves
That was something😂❤
Did anyone after hearing him say out loud yes yes a thousand times yes
I like when he picked up the phone and thought it was the other person and said WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, he might be a criminal, but at least his rap sheet is alphabetised.
Kid?
Hes got a kid???
Wtf
😂 whats wrong with me, i love him lol❤
This is very Sterling Archer XD
“Posing to be a medical professional during heart surgery” followed by “Medical Negligence.” 💀💀💀
" You love me too right"
Umm no bc you broken my door and broken my Leg and now where going to act like nothing happened 💀
KICKBACK/CSM RINGTONE??⁉️⁉️🔥
I love this because I have to edmit that i in fact, am i yandere😅🫣
the list im dead 😭
This is so rosa and pimento coded iykyk
THE CSM OPENING RINGTONE
13:34 relatable fr… 13:54
huh? child abandonment??? he had a child!?
Excuse me my parents had me after they got married
I'm sorry but, this crime list sounds like someone listing off almost every crime ever into a microphone
The chainsaw man intro as a ringtone 😂
THE LIST OF CRIMES LMAOOO
Not my favorite anime as the ringtone
all those crimes.....Jesus 😅
Wut
I was planning of stealing something from you it’s your heart ❤️ 😉
I love it but I'm 1 hour late😢