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- The second season of courtroom stupidity is here.
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Wonderful Intro Music done by Christopher Bill: / @classicaltrombone
Outro song done by:
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CASES
0:00 Intro
0:27 Mark Arnold, Bakersfield
0:55 Steve Cron, Santa Monica
1:11 Carl Hancock, San Diego
1:46 Michael Chaney, Los Angeles
1:58 Thomas C. Carter, Alexandria, VA
2:14 John Aquilina, Riverside
2:35 Harry L. Jacobs, Merced
2:44 Dog Wager, Los Angeles
3:26 Jeremy Warren, San Diego
3:46 Delgado Smith, Texarkana, TX
4:04 John Scuck, Palo Alto
4:33 Don Levine, San Diego
5:09 Michael D Chaney, Los Angeles
5:23 Kevin McCoy, Anchorage, AL
5:46 Paul Potter, Pasadena
7:42 Delgado Smith (Again), Texarkana, TX
8:14 J. Frank McCabe, San Francisco
8:40 Bruce Cormicle, Riverside
8:48 Howard Price, Beverly Hills
8:58 Jack Campbell, Vista
9:31 George Schraer, San Diego
10:02 Uh oh
11:21 ??? - ตลก
The song part needs to be a separate video.
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@@Chessete Thank you!
man i cant believe they sang an entire song in the court
I can just imagine - if this was actually in a court transcript - the judge with their head in their hands.
yeah uhm.
What?
"Are you telling the truth?"
"That is irrelevant!"
ye this fits on AA alright
Specially being von Karma the one saying that lols
@@lunatica3797 yeah
Also the real world.
Sounds like something Manfred Von Karma would say
Yeah that's Franziska to a T
I have a biology degree and I can assure with authority and with a lot of confidence that a parrot may be, indeed, an animal.
Is this true for parrots in aggregate or independently true for each individual parrot?
While indeed there are biologist who agree on the idea that parrots might be animals, there are also many who, upon analysis of the current body of evidence, find that there is a possibility that parrots do not fit into the definitions of what might be an animal.
It is still under discussion among them whether a parrot might be a vegetable or a mineral, or whether it may truly be an animal. Further research is still required.
A parrot is Green and lays eggs, so it's a preying mantis
@@darkushippotoxotai9536
praying mantis is an animal
@@floofdoodle4349 no they’re insects :p
I like how the judge got super offended over mayo on a hot dog
and i was eating a hot dog the entire video
@@sorakafutanari isn't twelve minutes longer than the average hot dog is eaten?
@@charleswillhite5375brazilian hotdogs are big okay
and i technically had 2 of em
To me it sounded like they were speaking in innuendo, and the judge just didn't pick up on that
As any reasonable person would
The fact someone stated a parrot is not an animal in a court of law is hilarious.
If only they had someone versed in bird law.
And then the fact that they come to the “legal conclusion” that a parrot is not an animal
@@goldenwarrior1186 As opposed to finding of fact.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio - yeah. I’m pretty sure the judge just said “we don’t need to bring in evidence/expert testimony to establish that parrots are animals.” From my limited legalese.
"The court reporter indicated that I was going a little too fast and asked me to reread my argument. So I'll start from the beginning, if I may."
Absolute power move.
I was being TOO good at my job, let me tone it down
“Are you telling the truth?”
“That’s irrelevant”
*politics*
"Ladies and gentlemen, we will now take probably eighteen of you and have you killed at random and seated in this jury box."
God I'd like to know the context for that.
He meant elected but he was probably stoned as fuck
“I hope you meant PICKED and not “killed” because THAT IS NOT HOW THIS COURT WORKS!”
XD
Probably flexing on van Zieks
As soon as I read your comment the clip came up
I have no idea what the IRL context is but I’m assuming the lawyer was trying to demonstrate the inhumanity of the defendant’s (who I assume was a serial killer who killed 18 people at random) actions
That’s honestly the only context I can think of
"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."
-Mark Twain
Carl Hancock, San Diego summarised: "Is that a sawed-off shotgun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*Bang*
Carl Guncock
I weirdly believe that Edgeworth canonically puts mayo on his hotdogs
It would t surprise me ;)
It's called a headcanon
5:46: This one actually sounds like a player's attempt at finding a contradiction in a witness's testimony. Except over something so semantic that I can't imagine how it would be plot-relevant.
It seems pretty clear how it could be relevant, since it is possible that a gang member is the suspect but the murder was not otherwise connected to the gang in any way.
What tf were they saying I was just confused
I mean, from what I can tell that's basically what real lawyers are supposed to do when they find a contradiction, because if you just tell the witness they're wrong they'll probably get defensive. You're meant to lead them to the conclusion of "huh, I guess I am/might be wrong."
I think the only way this was a worthwhile tangent is that the defense is making the argument that the suspect committed an act of violence for the benefit of their gang and the gang brainwashed or coerced them, but the prosecution is trying to prove that the crime is not related to the gang.
Or maybe the lawyer just wanted to prove a point even if it was completely irrelevant lol
> Or maybe the lawyer just wanted to prove a point even if it was completely irrelevant lol
Probably shouldn't throw stones. I've never done something like that _in a court of law,_ but...
“Is a parrot an animal” to “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”
My mind just thought about something I shouldn't have and I'm disapointed in myself
@@sarahcha3169 it’s ok you’re not the only one
@@tjarkschweizer You may not ask
@@eroth1008 Dammit 😑
I lost it at the bit with the felon saying he'll become a lawyer instead of a physician.
Funnily enough, that's uncannily similar to Phoenix's backstory
Actually that shares more connections with Blackquill then Phoenix because the only crime Phoenix could've been charged with would be a misdemeanor and probably would be overlooked due to the fact the person died because of something slightly unrelated
Athena: “ What happens if you don’t tell the truth?”
Edgeworth: If you don’t tell the truth, I believe you pretty much go to hell, that’s what!”
I mean he’s not wrong
r/technicallythetruth
I mean, he can still repent, right?
he is wrong though...
@@notafox25 no it is not technically the truth. There is no hell
@@yourmum69_420 yea there is, silly.
Adachi is a villain whose demands are incredibly reasonable
Did anyone else unsubscribe specifically in hopes of seeing what he has in mind?
Unfortunately, his leverage his fabricated, for if you look closely, you'll see that the gun is aiming past klavier in the foreground. He has no intention of shooting klavier.
I feel that the more I read these up, the more I believe the notion that all of Ace Attorney's cases have actually happened in real life and the games are supposed to make them look more reasonable.
Except the supernatural ones, although they could be because someone got drunk/high or somehing.
@@robertlupa8273 Well considering how many lawyers argue that autopsies can be done on living people seem to imply the dead bodies have just been getting up and going about their day
"Reality is often more bizarre than fiction. That's because for fiction to make be credible, it must make sense." ―IDK, some guy on a writing forum probably quoting some author
7:55 Imagine being that guy's client
"No, unless... my pen-"
Painis
my pen is huge
The wink was the cherry on top
Theres no way they sang the song in a real court case i can't believe it
It was sung by the great famous "Uh oh"
@@rhythmlessroxby Mr. Oh is a damn great lawyer.
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 Heard he was coming out with an EP soon
Phoenix: "Did you have mayonnaise with your hot dog?"
Edgeworth: "...yes"
Judge: *"G U I L T Y"*
Everytime, i tell myself "This is gonna be the last episode, he wont be able to find enough dumb stuff to make another episode"
Everytime, i was wrong. And actually glad I was
11:56 "If you don't meet my demands I'll do something horrible!" he says as he literally SHOOTS HIS HOSTAGE IN THE EYE
*Holds the gun to his eye
“If you don’t tell the truth, I believe you pretty much go to hell, that’s what!” This isn’t dumb, it’s legendary.
Breaking news , local child get traumatised in court
More excited for this than the actual Ace Attorney 7 at this point.
What?
That’s actually coming??
no
Same
@Chip Wiseman I will be waiting for trailers
XD
@Chip Wiseman We have Great Ace Attorney but no mention of AA7.
Next gang fight I'm taking a lot of hallucinogenics
Uh oh
But will it be for the benifit of the gang?
8:35 when this one started I was like ''He is going to ask if the body was dead, isnt he?" .... I knew it...
Same
yo, but he was right. he ask the body's condition, not the person's status. bruised? ribs broken maybe?
Love how the judge couldn't believe that someone had mayonnaise on a hotdog
I always have mayo on my hot dogs, when I hear that Americans don't do that, I'm appalled.
@@franksonatra Enby rights and I won't comment on your hot dog preferences
@@franksonatra i do that too i trought it was normal
@@deadassbird3763 yeah what's the problem, mayo goes great on hot dogs
I can only imagine the Under Oath bits were from an attorney trying to explain being under oath to an actual young child
i fucking lost it at Phoenix giving Edge the middle finger ( 3:48 )
7:42 GOD DAMN PHOENIX NEEDS TO CHILL
I don't know who the poor defendant was but dear GOD, stop it, he's already dead LOL
I'd like to know the context honestly, that was harsh af.
5:47 that actually wasn't the worst cross-examination I've ever heard. The lawyer set out to disprove a statement made by the witness and succeeded, which may help them later down the line.
“I’m the guy who did it.”
In Ace Attorney world, this means “witness.”
I can’t wait to see what abominations that can be made with the Phoenix middle finger
Phoenix Wright flips off an entire courtroom and gets arrested for contempt of court
Available October 2021
athena: "i can think of more examples"
please PLEASE i want to hear them
Assuming the parrot one is real I think I understand the logic.
He was trying to argue that a parrot can testify in court because its not an animal.
Stupid but lawyers often act stupid if it can help their case
Plot twist: some lawyer with an actual prosecutor sang "harder better faster stronger" in court
You know, I really wouldn’t be surprised if the Daft Punk bit happened in a courtroom after seeing all of these
I’d love it if for no reason during a court case people just broke out into song
That's impossible. "Singing is fun" is always a reason to sing!
Well you’d enjoy the Legally Blonde musical then
*Daft Punk starts playing softly*
Me: Why do I hear boss music?
1:36 I am proud to admit that I immediately thought the same thing as the defendant.
6:24 It was genius to cast Athena for this.
It just wouldn't be a Dumb Lawyer Quotes IRL without a lawyer asking if the victim was really dead during the autopsy.
8:29 the question was what condition was the body was in. Just because someone is dead doesn’t mean anything to that question he wanted to know how intact the body was. Like imagine this “what condition was the body in” “well he was attacked and killed in a vicious manner so it was not in good condition as the corpse had slashed all over it and had a missing limb” see? The question wasn’t stupid he just wanted to know the condition of the body which could be relevant to the case
Of course. It's not the question that was funny, it was the answer
I think this conclusively proves that intelligence is not a prerequisite for becoming a lawyer.
"Are you the witness, victim or the defendant?"
"No, I'm the guy who did it"
"Are you telling the truth?"
"That is irrelevant"
i fucking died when they started singing harder faster better stronger
i have to sub
Why would anyone put a shotgun in their pants? I'm legit scared if these individuals
2:32 "When something smells, it is usually the Butz."
I died when he confessed this videos gonna put me an early tomb I swear----
this has convinced me that ace attorney is just real life
I feel so bad for the guy who gets peed on in prison then insulted by (i think) his own lawyer. But man that was a good laugh.
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@@michaeldagadagn307 don't, what if the air is hot?!
Please make a pinned post for where these wonderful sprites can be found!
@kokoapadoa You have to disassemble the computer first before using compressed air on the fan. Overheating is a problem on computers and it would help prevent a future issue so long as you manage to disassemble your laptop properly.
Forgot to add this make sure that your computer has cooled down a little bit after turning it off and use gloves if possible when handling computer parts. The oils on hands and dirt may go on other computer parts during disassembly.
I was literally thinking today "I hope Chessete uploads a new dumb lawyer quotes today" and my wish came true
A NEW ONE finally can stop rewatching the others. Now I'll be rewatching this too
I still refuse to belive that two grown men sung daft punk together in a courthouse
I don't they really did, it was just a joke for the video. You'll notice that the segment has no case listed, and is simply titled "uh oh"
@@SniperOnSunday oh
@@henrysutherland5292 That would be a thing I would like to see on a TV show
@@stardust9470 yeah
That one about gang violence just killed me, particularly the part with the rhinoceros.
I love how Phoenix and Edgeworth just start being idiots and duet a Deft Punk song
the end part is 100% something that would be in an ace attorney game
People say Ace Attorney is not realistic ... Well if these are real life quotes on a game background ... I'd say the game an accurate depiction of reality
Also , I'm a subscriber now , and not for Klavier , but for the content , I love it . If you want to threaten the viewers , though ... You might want to choose a more loved character , and bonus points for those that get kidnapped and framed often , like Maya and Trucy
nah, its real life imitates art
But Klavier is hot though.....
and I'm a straight guy
7:52
When Mia first meets Phoenix
Dammit Edgeworth why did you have to scare little Athena? I know it is because you are a prosecutor, but could you show a little restraint next time there is a child witness.
That part is like the opposite of the time Phoenix had to cross-examine Cody Hackins during the 3rd case in the 1st game
Yeah it has been awhile since I played the first game. I honestly forgot his last name was Hackins and not Hawkins. Phoenix really did show some restraint as opposed to Edgeworth.
@@umbra71 wait people remembered Cody's existence?
Man, those sprites, they're Mr Hobo's right? Man i wish I could use them in the ace attorney ds games, they're amazing
Phoenix flipping the bird to Edgeworth is the funniest thing i've ever seen
"D-Did you just give the prosecutor the finger ?"
"Who ?"
"You know who."
*_Holy music starts_*
Never thought I'd say it, but Edgeworth do be vibing doe
Petition to make the song a separate video
When"Uh oh" came on Instarted cracking up, also,I swear Adachi. I will go Super Sayian UI on your ass if you touch Klavier one more time!
Bro i have no idea why but 7:41 basically killed me of laughter
Those quotes are funny by themselves, but they're even funnier with Ace Attorney. Great video as always!
Also, that last part is awesome.
"A parrot is not an animal"
*Ir's a bird*
The hallucinating rhinoceri thing sounds like exactly the type of convoluted point the defense lawyers would need to try to make for some reason. The snarky comment from the judge completes it
Mayonnaise on hot dog? What is this heresy?? Headbutt the *"Exterminatus"* button please.
I see the defence and prosecution are jamming together
I need one hour version of Wright and Edgey jamming together, please xD
@@shawnsuckstm3353 🔫 Yes
7:19 I don't know the context of what's going on, but good on that lawyer😳😳That argument def seems like something that would help win the case in Ace Attorney (but I've only watched the anime so I wouldn't know)
Another heckin' masterpiece. tenouttaten.
8:40 that's absolutely what Ryūnosuke would actually want, those trials are relentless!
Phoenix and Edgeworth singing daft punk killed me
I would like to see a man take a wild rhinoceros to the ground!
10:23 Edgeworth is jamming so hard
"Premiered 69 minutes ago". I've missed the ordeal, but made my own
Please don't judge me but
I love hotdogs with mayonnaise
And cheese
Also the lawyer *is* technically right in the Paul Potter case, if worded wrong and drawn out way too long and including non relevant information
Reminder;
Burn that entire corner of Valentia when I play FE15 for the first time.
@@shardtheduraludon if you want to miss out on your second best archer in the alm's route other than python, sure
There is no way an attorney and a prosecutor in an actual court of law started singing Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
However, this video is golden!
I have an arguement idea but I'll wait for the next community post to say it
OBJECTION! If you have an argument, better to get out with it, so its funnier before one over thinks it.
@@Velocity_AU i will defeat you.
@@sylvercritter They're right, though! If you wait for a dedicated post, everyone can see it from a mile away. Meanwhile, a random argument like this is much more likely to end up as the proverbial diamond in the rough!
@@agitpolat1061 oh, i meant in hand-to-hand combat.
@@sylvercritter Is that a threat?
These are just 😔👌✨
Agreed
imagine if a court's plaintiff and defendant's attorneys did just start singing a song though...
Lawyer : are you the victim culprit or defendant
Butz : I am the guy who did it
Lmao
I like how in the Paul Potter case the defendant updates his testimony just like in Ace Attorney.
Drinking game: during the Don Levine case, take a shot whenever one of them says “fecal matter”
Edgeworth, having trouble getting the name of his witnesses and now placing them under oath
4:27 That... escalated quickly
The song and the parrot... I just can't wrap my head around this idiocy! I actually have to force myself to believe this happened irl!
this is the best one yet, I subscribed after the third one and let me tell you you're DELIVERING
More please. Love the work that you put into this.
That intro reminded me of Daft Punk, still can't believe they split off like that...
Today i found out...
1:46 This got me laughing real hard because of Athena
3:48 It looks like a teacher catching a kid giving a middle finger to another kid in kindergarten.
Harder, and better, faster, stronger
I was so invested in the video I didn't even realise daft punk was playing until edgeworth said it
I like how every video completely changes editing styles. Each an improvement from the last
I'm so glad I founf this channel. I didn't know how much I needed it until I found it 😂
I just found your channel yesterday and I can veritably say that your videos are the greatest entertainment I've seen in quite a while.
I'm always looking forward to 12 mins of court madness 💙