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i was typing my brainrot speech and when I posted it i saw this message. This is the epitome of deepsmaxxing. Please etrean stare hawk tuuli and hawk tulad pplease chrysid adret adret(not adrel)anile khan rage and stare those who still parry
**Topic 1 - Tax Evasion, featuring your cool boss!** (Parry Trade to Thresher at To1) Under a W2, you can have your boss file incorrect information with you if they’re cool enough. The IRS will have no way of knowing it! You can just tell your boss to claim you aren’t earning what you are paid. Topic 2 - **A pack of pushovers** 2:30 The IRS isn’t scary when you realize you can just put your dirty money in a private investment account where it’s difficult to find it. Even if they could, what’re they gonna do to it? For all they know, it could just be a joke! Just all bark, no bite. Topic 3 - **But do I have to though?** 3:58 If you’re a young worker on a part time job, and get paid less than your actual taxable income, you don’t even gotta pay taxes! But always file them, and then file a return, and just start whining you didn’t get paid enough! Because you can get them back during April to May. If your boss asks if you wanna file a tax report, ALWAYS. SAY. YES. This is your last resort if your evasion doesn’t work, paying taxes, scary! This won’t always work everywhere though, take Oklahoma for example, you won’t get your money back~ **Topic 4 - Accountant Abilitalia** 6:00 There are no downsides to accountants! If you’re a young tax boy, always have one. Wanna know why? You get tax write offs for anything relating to taxes. Imagine you give your accountant 500 Dollars, then you get 6000 writeoff taxes, basically it’s paying itself with the money, and a silly little loophole, accountants are related to taxes, and like Reacounters and I said, you get a writeoff. **Stupid Angels** 7:55 Angels love switching spots, quit the boxing, you will never be the Squibbos! **Stupid Comments** 9:44 Rage Bait is getting unbelievably dry.. **TOPIC 5 - (this is where it gets serious) Saving Accounts and Investment links** 10:15 You need to think about how to store that sweet money with investment links. Imagine you need a lot of money for a car, but if you aren’t very responsible, you can put it in a savings account for a bit of time, while you can still make the money. Reacounter gets touched by voidwalkers btw. Savings accounts aren’t as good as like long term investments though, because with savings accounts they barely make you money, about 4.7% at it’s highest, you can do a lot of making money stuff while it gives you that. Long term investments are like banking ur money at the stock market, you don’t need that money yet, but it’s gonna help later. Savings accounts are good for holding money for a while, but if you wanna make money, hit the stock market! The ferryman breaks into Reacounters house at 14:54. Spooky. Short term investments are for little purchases, like a more expensive pair of gloves. Invest as MUCH as POSSIBLE. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE YOUNG ENOUGH TO. Edit: I don’t have the time to finish this, sowwy >_
Thanks for giving me something to listen to while I write an Essay about defining Mania (Overwhelming or Obsessive Love) for my midterm. Perfect timing ngl.
@@vivelespatat2670 Sushi doesn't care, I haven't asked him but I've never seen him say anything about him caring. Not in the deepwoken discord, or his guilds discord.
really enjoy just listening to you yap while playing deepwoken it has just some sort of feeling to it i love it would love to have more of these videos
Goatconteur making peak again! On a more serious note, this video is wonderful, though im probably biased since this what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Uncle Reaconteur i consider you my big brother of sorts, Many thanks for disclosing this financial advice unfortunately im still insanely broke and considering i live in Australia even though im only 16 i will probably never own my own home but thanks anyway.
23:47 thats the fucking immortal helm. Slightly rare drop from that one place at ministria that makes you unable to get knocked when you reach 0% hp for 5 seconds with a 20 second cooldown
Hate the word "yap", I think "blabber" sounds way cooler. Aside from that, this is a really cool video, the low-energy commentary takes me back to the 2014 era of TH-cam let's plays. It's weirdly relaxing.
dunno if these will help, but here are some artists i fw that are women!! doefriends, bridget (bridget smale on apple music), femtanyl (doubts on this one cuz her voice is v distorted a lot, dunno if itll help as much) machine girl isnt a girl but their voice is usually fairly similar ngl, might have good luck with them
You probably should fire blade right after parry. A lot of intermediate players fall for that. I know its a common knowledge🙄 but I didnt see you do it so I had to just in case
I had a lore epiphany, duke ishamon erisia kidnaps children and puts their souls in robots, that means he's THE PURPLE GUY, IT ALL COMES BACK TO FNAF , MATTPAT WAS RIGHT !!!!
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Silence! Restrain thy tongue, for its ceaseless chatter doth disturb the tranquility of this sacred place!
starkindred on top
if only deepwoken players made good financial decisions instead of buying a last wind
real
if they made good financial decisions, they wouldnt be playing deepwoken as often as they do
CHLOMAKI!!!
@@elsdon2427If they made good financial decisions they wouldn’t have bought deepwoken 😭
@@elsdon2427gota get my moneys worth
Etrean stare + noradrenaline + flicker venting + true ice hell + grey cast + reveal + beserk + shade devour + khan rage + flow state + adret mogging + still ping + those who parry: 💀💀💀
i was typing my brainrot speech and when I posted it i saw this message. This is the epitome of deepsmaxxing. Please etrean stare hawk tuuli and hawk tulad pplease chrysid adret adret(not adrel)anile khan rage and stare those who still parry
I’m gonna touch you maliciously 🫥
whats greycasting
@@rednessgod5729hawk tuuli Beserk wind up roll m1 nemesis Jetstriker those who parry 💀💀💀
Funny comment Reddit would be proud
Cant believe a deepwoken progression is going to be the most insightful youtube video Ive seen this month
fr
**Topic 1 - Tax Evasion, featuring your cool boss!** (Parry Trade to Thresher at To1)
Under a W2, you can have your boss file incorrect information with you if they’re cool enough. The IRS will have no way of knowing it! You can just tell your boss to claim you aren’t earning what you are paid.
Topic 2 - **A pack of pushovers** 2:30
The IRS isn’t scary when you realize you can just put your dirty money in a private investment account where it’s difficult to find it. Even if they could, what’re they gonna do to it? For all they know, it could just be a joke! Just all bark, no bite.
Topic 3 - **But do I have to though?** 3:58
If you’re a young worker on a part time job, and get paid less than your actual taxable income, you don’t even gotta pay taxes! But always file them, and then file a return, and just start whining you didn’t get paid enough! Because you can get them back during April to May. If your boss asks if you wanna file a tax report, ALWAYS. SAY. YES. This is your last resort if your evasion doesn’t work, paying taxes, scary! This won’t always work everywhere though, take Oklahoma for example, you won’t get your money back~
**Topic 4 - Accountant Abilitalia** 6:00
There are no downsides to accountants! If you’re a young tax boy, always have one. Wanna know why? You get tax write offs for anything relating to taxes. Imagine you give your accountant 500 Dollars, then you get 6000 writeoff taxes, basically it’s paying itself with the money, and a silly little loophole, accountants are related to taxes, and like Reacounters and I said, you get a writeoff.
**Stupid Angels** 7:55
Angels love switching spots, quit the boxing, you will never be the Squibbos!
**Stupid Comments** 9:44
Rage Bait is getting unbelievably dry..
**TOPIC 5 - (this is where it gets serious) Saving Accounts and Investment links** 10:15
You need to think about how to store that sweet money with investment links. Imagine you need a lot of money for a car, but if you aren’t very responsible, you can put it in a savings account for a bit of time, while you can still make the money. Reacounter gets touched by voidwalkers btw. Savings accounts aren’t as good as like long term investments though, because with savings accounts they barely make you money, about 4.7% at it’s highest, you can do a lot of making money stuff while it gives you that. Long term investments are like banking ur money at the stock market, you don’t need that money yet, but it’s gonna help later. Savings accounts are good for holding money for a while, but if you wanna make money, hit the stock market! The ferryman breaks into Reacounters house at 14:54. Spooky. Short term investments are for little purchases, like a more expensive pair of gloves. Invest as MUCH as POSSIBLE. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE YOUNG ENOUGH TO.
Edit: I don’t have the time to finish this, sowwy >_
GN goat
more money to spend on lunchly, thanks Reaconteur!
i like my cheese drippy bruh
@@Reaconteur I like my cheese mouldy bruh
Thanks for giving me something to listen to while I write an Essay about defining Mania (Overwhelming or Obsessive Love) for my midterm. Perfect timing ngl.
25:01 Spinning back on his main slot is crazy work
Somone needs to give the devs some chef oath advice😔
real
The real chef is spitting facts
You will not pull off a Sushi. NO. STOP.
@@vivelespatat2670 Sushi doesn't care, I haven't asked him but I've never seen him say anything about him caring. Not in the deepwoken discord, or his guilds discord.
5:17 was taking notes then bro had to call me out 😔
im not entirely sure about oklahoma check your state laws
We gotta love the genuinely useful information
I try
1:09:17 Reacounter, I applaud you for beating the owl. Unlike one of your last vids where u wiped to a non-corrupted, enchanted owl.
i have grown
its nice to hear u yap about random shit for an hour, probably the only progressions i like watching now
so true
mf just dropped the master video about financial advice and left without explaning further.
One more.
ONE MORE HOUR 👹👹 I NEED IT
may b
bro is teaching us how to evade taxes
nah, man, just nice legal financial advice here.
LEGALLY
@@ComputerGamingg man screw that im doing this stuff *******(my lawyer adviced me not to say this out loud)
Thank you for the advice unc listening to this while outside a government building 🔥
Thanks reaconteur im now in 20 thousand dollar debt 😂😂❤
W
Reaconteur, youre honestly based man. I most likely agree with most of your political oppinions.
One of the best yts Ive personally watched
thanks mr ratcunter i followed your advice and now im extremely wealthy and in prison. Life changing advice
Thank you unc!! I will use this information to purchase more deepwoken slots!! 😊😊❤
really enjoy just listening to you yap while playing deepwoken it has just some sort of feeling to it i love it would love to have more of these videos
I love hearing reaconteur yapping about taxes. Going through one ear and out another. Thanks for the background yap. I will now progress my build
You are so welcome
Absolute peak as always Reaconteur, leaving my timbers shivered with this one unc!
Goatconteur making peak again! On a more serious note, this video is wonderful, though im probably biased since this what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Uncle Reaconteur i consider you my big brother of sorts, Many thanks for disclosing this financial advice unfortunately im still insanely broke and considering i live in Australia even though im only 16 i will probably never own my own home but thanks anyway.
Didn’t expect advice on credit cards on a deepwoken vid good shit
Never in my life would I guess a deepwoken player would give me financial advice. Also, I never knew I needed this. . .
One of the only progression vids I’ve watched in an entirety. Thank you, nuclear reactor ❤
Genuinely interesting financial video? Impossible!!
yes
Reaconteur truly is a [BIG SHOT!!]
I can already tell that this progression is going to be a good one 😼
reaconteur lowkey a good guy i fw bro
"So today I'll be giving you financial advice."
*1 minute into the video*
"You can evade taxes."
good video learnt a lot
Glad you enjoyed it
Did not know unc was ballin like that damn
financial advice video and the first thing he talks about is how to evade taxes thank you reaconteur my goat
Happy to help
I'm sure Reaconteur my goat can do a flawless Mili impression
idk what that is
@@Reaconteur search up "through patches of violet Mili"
your voice is exactly the same 💯
@@Reaconteursearch "through patches of violet"
I came for guss, his slipe group is cool
23:47 thats the fucking immortal helm. Slightly rare drop from that one place at ministria that makes you unable to get knocked when you reach 0% hp for 5 seconds with a 20 second cooldown
Reaconteur so goated bruh
me learning that the government has no power over me and I should invade my taxes from a deepwoken progression video
thank you reacounter, you are the goat
You are
Hate the word "yap", I think "blabber" sounds way cooler.
Aside from that, this is a really cool video, the low-energy commentary takes me back to the 2014 era of TH-cam let's plays. It's weirdly relaxing.
real
Thank you for teaching the meta strats for evading taxes Reacounteur!
My pleasure!
Evading Taxes!
Thank you king, now I can gamble even more!
Glad to help
dunno if these will help, but here are some artists i fw that are women!!
doefriends, bridget (bridget smale on apple music), femtanyl (doubts on this one cuz her voice is v distorted a lot, dunno if itll help as much)
machine girl isnt a girl but their voice is usually fairly similar ngl, might have good luck with them
50:27 bro summoned freshie gankers with that sentence
Bro's sounding like the wolf of wall street with the lore building in this video.
57:44 best advice so far
first 3 minutes and I learnt how to evade tax's, good video
thanks for the build, i forgot to get masters flourish and grand reinforce
@@Reaconteur you can always roll for masters but rip reinforce😭(builds fine without it imo)
i should probably just remake the build ngl
I did not expect this on Deepwoken, happy find
Besides the fact I'm in a completely different country 😭
24:35 NAHHH LOL BRO HOPPED ON HIS MAIN 💀the way he just randomly spawned right in front of u to got me dead
33:20 underscores, Jane remover, erykah badu, and kero kero bonito!!
Thanks Reaconteur, when I get a job and am ready ill follow your advice. I'm gonna be rich! (Im gonna become a gambling addict)
Thanks for the 1 hour yap session unc!
Our pleasure!
The advice i didnt know i needed
radical city: living in the city
33:20 Pinkpantheress😍😍
thank you for the financial advice ray counter, I will never pay taxes again!
I knew reac was always on coke, but now he's on coke and fent with a side of weed.
Great advice
Finally unc is showing us how to get real motion.
24:39 😭 bro lost all of his aura right there bringing a max build to fight a frieshie
fr
33:22 "Number one" from bleach
Did not know Diddy was like that
real
25:10 the threat of european pickpockets is losing money
No joke, this video is very useful wtf
Make more yap videos this is extremely entertaining and more fun to watch since theres also gameplay
Edit: please
thanks ily unc
You're welcome
You probably should fire blade right after parry. A lot of intermediate players fall for that. I know its a common knowledge🙄 but I didnt see you do it so I had to just in case
I was about to click off when I heard the first set of tax advice, but now I'm literally taking notes thank you goatconteur
you’re welcome
thanks bossman
unc my glorious king teaching us how to do taxes
I just realised I actually fought Reacounteur in Chime. I got Absolutly Folded. P.S(I was Wukong Darden with Imperial Staff Bladeharper)
hello big guy
Another tip for credit cards, pay it off instantly so you don't forget about it.
Bro is helping me keep my 4,800 a year!
Keep it up
We got unc talking about tax evasion while playing deepwoken before gta 6
we want more finance talk
Now they know it exists
I just like lisening to u while playing smt
Unc gives crazy advice
53:10 this was both Brad pit and Hakimi
The ring is his immortality helm proccing (hes literally 1%)
insane
I had a lore epiphany, duke ishamon erisia kidnaps children and puts their souls in robots, that means he's THE PURPLE GUY, IT ALL COMES BACK TO FNAF , MATTPAT WAS RIGHT !!!!
If your name is hawk tuuli, nemisis nemesises, or joe talo, consider yourself an OPP 🔊🔊
First few minutes and bros teaching us how to evade taxes 😭
Wowzers
what i mostly learned is that you're loaded
is unc sitting on the print throne (for a hour) after regent finally went to the bathroom
52:50 it was hakimi a moroccan player i think he put everything he had on his mother's name and when his ex wife divorced he didnt pay anything
i can confirm that after watching this video, the cops are at my door after i didnt pay the taxes!
reaconteur(super rich finance person btw) creates the DEEPWOKEN FINANCIAL ADVICE PROGRESSION...
real
i already forgot everything. Also taylor swift is peak
Ima run this advice through my Unc whos an acountant
half of it is somewhat illegal
Dw, I won't name drop
@@Reaconteurif you have a cash based business, it's very easy to skim money by the sounds of it.
@@RedactedGentleman It is, vending machines are very easy to launder money with.
cash is always easy to skim since it can’t be digitally tracked
13:00 this is why I get air counter on my builds
Ain't gonna lie I was hoping for deepwoken trading advice
🗿
Ok raccoonteur, now tell me how to fix my boiler.
No seriously pls tell me
I apear in the vid This is so peak
Bizarre Hivelords On top
Im 16 and plan on getting my first part time job soon so I gotta learn like half of these terms and what they mean😭