"Children should be seen and not heard from. Better yet: Never 'seen,' or 'heard' from' again." LOL I just love that quote! Gotta appreciate the dark humor here!! XD!!
OH MY GOD. To the people who grew up with this movie: When you guys saw " A series of unfortunate events", did the story of orphans forced to live with an unpleasant old uncle ring a bell, but you didn't know why? I now know! :D
Yeah! I'm glad that I'm not the onle one who saw that Barnaby looks like Count Olaf! I think that Paramount and Netflex took something from this cartoon to create the image of Olaf. They indeed have many similarities - they both like money, their houses and their styles are alike, their attude to children and that scene where Barnaby sings shows that he likes making fires too. And I'm sure Mary and Tom are working for VFD)))
According to my friend who's never seen it but I showed pictures to, she instantly said he reminds her of a Hobgoblin (which are apparently leaders of the goblins) so apparently they actually got it spot on!
*Introduction* Rodrigo: It didn't take long for the downfall. Poor little Jack and Jill. (spoken) Now isn't it sad, Gonzargo? Gonzargo: Too bad about that hill! (guffaws) Rodrigo: We're off to the goblin forest, and I'm glad you're looking glum! Cause, oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come! Both: Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come! Rodrigo: (spoken) These kids don't look so good around the gills! (singing) The forest is crawling with goblins. They're deadly! They're creepy! Gonzargo: They're tough! Rodrigo: They're passion is mass destruction. Gonzargo: I think they breathe fire and stuff! Rodrigo: They chew up unlucky children like so many pieces of gum. Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come! Both: Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come! ---------- *Dialogue* Jill: (to Gonzargo) You couldn't take us to such an awful place! Gonzargo: I could too! (to Rodrigo) Couldn't I, Rod? Jack: (to Gonargo and Rodrigo) I'll bet you're both phonies! And this is your FIRST job! Rodrigo: (angrily) Shut up-a your mouth! (to Gonzargo) Tell them, Gonz! Gonzargo: (singing) On the isle of Iggadig, a pirate captain paid us big to finish off a serpent from the sea! With eighty heads! (Jack and Jill roll their eyes incredulously) Rodrigo: Once the town of Jellyroll was bothered by a nasty troll! Both: We bashed his face in for a handsome fee. (Rodrigo gets hit and sings dizilly along with Gonzargo) Gee! Ain't that a lovely memory? Rodrigo: Eeeeeeee~! Gonzargo: (spoken) Oh, how I love to reflect! ------------- *The goblins begin to multiply* Rodrigo: Be very afraid little kiddies! Gonzargo: You babes, be filled with gloom! Rodrigo: (to Jill) No dollies or dancing flatwear in the forest of your doom! Both: You'll wish you were back in the attic, in the dark, without a crumb! Gonzargo: Oh, oh oh, (Both) oh, the worst is yet to come! Both: Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come! ------- *Deeper in the cave, Gonz and Rod are panicking* Rodrigo: Your nerves are jarred. Your heart beats hard. Gonzargo: (stammering) Like a k-k-kettle drum! Rodrigo: You're hearing shrieks and eerie squeaks! Gonzargo: (panicking) Where is that one coming from?! Rodrigo: It's worse than we imagined! (to Gonz) Gonzargo stop sucking your thumb! Gonzargo: Oh, oh oh, (Both) oh, the worst is yet to come! Gonzargo: Oh! Rodrigo: Oh! Gonzargo: Oh! Both: (screaming) OH! Goblin King: (speaking) The worst is yet to come! (guffaws)
"Children should be seen and not heard from. Better yet: Never 'seen,' or 'heard' from' again."
LOL I just love that quote! Gotta appreciate the dark humor here!! XD!!
Exactly.
OH MY GOD.
To the people who grew up with this movie: When you guys saw "
A series of unfortunate events", did the story of orphans forced to live with an unpleasant old uncle ring a bell, but you didn't know why? I now know! :D
Yeah! I'm glad that I'm not the onle one who saw that Barnaby looks like Count Olaf! I think that Paramount and Netflex took something from this cartoon to create the image of Olaf. They indeed have many similarities - they both like money, their houses and their styles are alike, their attude to children and that scene where Barnaby sings shows that he likes making fires too. And I'm sure Mary and Tom are working for VFD)))
@@ЗиночкаАрефьева A Series of Unfortunate Events was a book series before Paramount made the movie.
This song is hands down the only reason I remember this movie exists. And I'm sure I've only watched it once and over 15 years ago.
Oh man, that pirate captain's laugh is so hilarious!
"Shut up your mouth!" Great catchphrase!
3:27 okay that was actually a brilliantly animated "not buying it" look from those kids.
Criminally underrated film
One of the most underrated Villain Songs out there. Any others sung by the henchmen that's over 2 minutes?
Fun fact Barnaby is voice by the duke from rock a doodle (Christopher Plummer)
Love how even the kids know they're pathetic wannabe villains.
Definitely their first job!
This song is very catchy! The 2 guys singing have great voices. And I love the part starting at 3:55!
Goblin forest.
element: darkness🌑.
terrain: forest🌳.
type: shadow forest👤.
location: near toyland.
visitor: jack and jill (during capture), tom piper, mary, barnaby crookedman, rodrigo, gonzargo, sora, runt the omega wolf🐺, littlefoot the longneck (during capture), cera the threehorn (during capture), ducky the swimmer (during capture), petrie the flyer (during capture), spike the spiketail (during capture), blax watterson (later).
enemies: goblins👺.
boss: goblin king.
rarity: uncommon.
role: area.
status: active.
color: black⚫️.
haha! The Goblin King is a sort a 6 ft half-fiend hobgoblin or a half-fiend bugbear!
and the whole time they're being taken from toyland i'm saying "SHOUT FOR HELP", better then just letting them take them to the goblin forest
Huh, I am surprised there are people here this year. I just found out this song last month.
4:50 Goblin King: Boo!
Pirate henchmen: (faint)
Now that I'm seeing this film again, the Goblin King looks to be more Orc than goblin. Am I right?
According to my friend who's never seen it but I showed pictures to, she instantly said he reminds her of a Hobgoblin (which are apparently leaders of the goblins) so apparently they actually got it spot on!
@@rainewock2227 ahh the rare hobgoblin. Guess he would've become a fat goblin king if he had survived lol!!
Ok I admit it, the movie is stupid, but this song is so entertaining, those two are so funny
The Goblin Forest looks awesome!
I agree.
Am I the only one who thinks the goblins are gremlins
The Goblin kKing...now, me being abotu 18...I think he is kinda hot. Is that strange?
Nah, I think so too
Dang.. I just realized this comment is from 7 years ago! O.o
.... So, ya still think the Goblin King's hot? 😂😂😂
I was too busy reliving my trauma from listening to a little girl saying “No” to care.
yeah he is....i thought tom was too.. :3
Barnaby crookedman is no better than the goblins
Oh Oh Oh Oh! The worst has already came with Pooh and Ash's Hassle at Dracula's Castle in which I sing!
Yeah, it doesn't get much worse than Pooh's Adventures.
can you put the lyrics up? Can't find them anywhere, and the little guys kinda hard to understand at some point. thanks so much for uploading :D
I'll try to decipher the lyrics with the best of my abilities.
EDIT: I managed to get the DVD version and read the lyrics off the subtitle.
*Introduction*
Rodrigo: It didn't take long for the downfall. Poor little Jack and Jill. (spoken) Now isn't it sad, Gonzargo?
Gonzargo: Too bad about that hill! (guffaws)
Rodrigo: We're off to the goblin forest, and I'm glad you're looking glum! Cause, oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
Both: Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
Rodrigo: (spoken) These kids don't look so good around the gills!
(singing) The forest is crawling with goblins. They're deadly! They're creepy!
Gonzargo: They're tough!
Rodrigo: They're passion is mass destruction.
Gonzargo: I think they breathe fire and stuff!
Rodrigo: They chew up unlucky children like so many pieces of gum. Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
Both: Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
----------
*Dialogue*
Jill: (to Gonzargo) You couldn't take us to such an awful place!
Gonzargo: I could too! (to Rodrigo) Couldn't I, Rod?
Jack: (to Gonargo and Rodrigo) I'll bet you're both phonies! And this is your FIRST job!
Rodrigo: (angrily) Shut up-a your mouth!
(to Gonzargo) Tell them, Gonz!
Gonzargo: (singing) On the isle of Iggadig, a pirate captain paid us big to finish off a serpent from the sea! With eighty heads!
(Jack and Jill roll their eyes incredulously)
Rodrigo: Once the town of Jellyroll was bothered by a nasty troll!
Both: We bashed his face in for a handsome fee.
(Rodrigo gets hit and sings dizilly along with Gonzargo) Gee! Ain't that a lovely memory? Rodrigo: Eeeeeeee~!
Gonzargo: (spoken) Oh, how I love to reflect!
-------------
*The goblins begin to multiply*
Rodrigo: Be very afraid little kiddies!
Gonzargo: You babes, be filled with gloom!
Rodrigo: (to Jill) No dollies or dancing flatwear in the forest of your doom!
Both: You'll wish you were back in the attic, in the dark, without a crumb!
Gonzargo: Oh, oh oh, (Both) oh, the worst is yet to come!
Both: Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
-------
*Deeper in the cave, Gonz and Rod are panicking*
Rodrigo: Your nerves are jarred. Your heart beats hard.
Gonzargo: (stammering) Like a k-k-kettle drum!
Rodrigo: You're hearing shrieks and eerie squeaks!
Gonzargo: (panicking) Where is that one coming from?!
Rodrigo: It's worse than we imagined! (to Gonz) Gonzargo stop sucking your thumb!
Gonzargo: Oh, oh oh, (Both) oh, the worst is yet to come!
Gonzargo: Oh!
Rodrigo: Oh!
Gonzargo: Oh!
Both: (screaming) OH!
Goblin King: (speaking) The worst is yet to come! (guffaws)
Rayan Fakih"Gonzargo stop sucking your thumb!" XD
Cool 😎
Does anyone think that big pirate sounds a lot like Jim Belushi?
That’s his brother James doing the voice.
@@davrosdaleks1 John is Jim's brother.
@BubbleSoapz oh come on. I'm sorry but...it's not even live action; it's a cartoon!
@TheToytoy101 Wow. xD Do YOU have a badass voice? xD!
@Sylph70 download final video converter
its what I use
I think the Goblin king is voiced by a woman, I mean Lindsay Schnebly is a pretty girly name.
Do you think you can trim it down so it's just the song please? My youtube converter can only take up to 3 minutes.
Anyone remember the movie's name in italian?
Do you think you can trim it down so it's just the song please?
@BubbleSoapz Nah, we all got our weird fetish's. I think Scar from the Lion King is hot so its all good XD
@TheToytoy101 Obby