Stardew Valley, But It's Badly Translated

I found a Stardew mod that badly translates the ENTIRE GAME. Unsurprisingly, it is pure and utter chaos.
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[@NinoKito]

MAY CICERO

[@dummyondummysteet]

okay :D

[@sle3pystarzzz772]

MAY CICERO

[@mellysb]

MAY CICERO 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@Ellcher1]

MAY CICERO!!!!!

[@ScoutSweetPotato]

May Cicero to you too, bestie 🏤🏤

[@frenchtoast3553]

“It’s time to dump her and move on.” that’s one hell of a sign for someone out there 💀

[@launderine]

the entire season was leading up to that intervention

[@NixanAmbrose]

This just feels like someone's only experience with the english language is fortune cookie papers and then was forced to make a videogame

[@An_internet_account]

Imagine giving this to someone who never played stardew before 💀

[@brianna1143]

That'd be wild 😂

[@Kay_stardew]

Imagine this is someone’s first time watching a Stardew video so this is how their introduced to it

[@An_internet_account]

@@Kay_stardewthat’s even better lmao

[@mate-czikoreka9007]

It would be an experience for them 😂😂

[@TOYA953]

@@Kay_stardew That's actually how it is for me lol 💀 Never played or watched stardew valley before!

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

7:02 the Aral Sea is/was a sea in Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan. During the Soviet Union it was heavily poisened and lost most of it's water. It used to be one of the largest in-land seas and was very important for the people living around it, but now it barely exists.
William was a Kazakh fisherman that suffered greatly from this tragedy. He has PTSD from his exodus from Kazakhstan.

[@tobiasmoolenaar6746]

💀

[@victory8928]

And the area around it is hazardous as the dust from the dried up river causes several health issues for the community around it

[@Fallwithme]

So happy for Mark!!!

[@literallynoOne_22]

Congrats on coming out mark!

[@cexilady3333]

Both of them lol

[@ScarletDFox]

A Trans ✨King✨

[@tinyprettymoon]

I would one million percent watch the “who should you marry in Stardew” series but with this mod lmao

[@stardusst]

i'm actually surprised no one has made a mod that turns pelican town into an actual cult. the setting is perfect, a small town with an even smaller population of villagers who worship their own god and seem eerily cold and vague towards the new farmer.

[@Thom35UO]

Sounds like Higurashi

[@lilliansimonesebastian264]

I wouldn't be surprised if someone did. There are mods for everything

[@lovely_soul-qg2xi]

✨its time to dump her and move on✨

[@TakiariDragon]

nice

[@flarie7853]

This mod is my new magic 8 ball

[@buttercuup02]

I need this quote on a sparkly sepia filtered photo of a beach

[@literallynoOne_22]

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING DURING THE VIDEO HELP-

[@diediedice]

It takes 12 days to give birth 😈

[@Random_Girl_In_Cabin_7]

same 🤣

[@elina2947]

"M"
-Mark 2024

[@JasperJay555]

*wipes tear* such wise words...

[@Filipeeeee_3]

"Um, is this me? ... Thank you."

[@itsme22057]

"oh can we get stardew valley?"
"we have stardew at home"
the stardew at home:

[@Bakusquadsimppp]

"Is this why Louis was moaning?!?!"
HELP IM DYING 💀💀💀

[@sophialambert2616]

So... Sithis sent Cicero out of Elder Scrolls to start a creepy corpo cult in Stardew Valley, where no one would suspect a thing. That would explain it all.

[@iceydow5991]

I cannot stop laughing at this it’s the perfect explanation 😂

[@CrzzyCat]

LOL thought the same thing xD

[@silvercandra4275]

*insert happy mnrder dance*

[@LorenceLinzWrightwoo]

This checks out

[@anasvett]

this actually killed me, I can't stop laughing

[@cotardssolution222]

same lmao

[@T0astGhost]

Same

[@hytranslate]

I am so mad you didn't talk to Sebastian, I am still curious about what type of emo shit he would say

[@buttercuup02]

I feel like Sebastian and Elliot would have the most interesting and ominous lines

[@leftyfizz]

why is all this shit so ominous and profound I'm losing my mind 💀💀💀

[@IanFrog7177]

Pam fr said “Where’s my hug at?”

[@fretfultrout2788]

I used to not be a fan of poorly translated mods but I came to realize they are the best thing ever

[@MaiAzulMaldo]

I find it so funny that he pronounced "Eduardo" as "Eruardo"

[@NorthMoth]

Ah Yes, Holiday Eggs

[@nightmarez3122]

You quickly climbed to one of my favorite stardew players after i saw some of your older videos and your random ideas never fail to make me laugh

[@JoanaTrincaoAaltonen]

This makes me remember this specific Uni group work over 15 years ago. We were using the google translate to help us with some chemistry articles that our professor gave us from English to Portuguese, because it had VERY complex Scientific therms that we didn't know at all. The result was hilarious! Exactly like this! Completely nonsense and unintelligible crap! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gabriel_custodio195]

Mas conseguiste ter boa nota no final???

[@JoanaTrincaoAaltonen]

​@@Gabriel_custodio195 Rapaz... Tivemos sim, com muito trabalhinho entre nós! Muitas risadas com o Professor e colegas! O nosso Inglês na altura era um pouco "marracueco" e fraquito, mas esforçamo-nos... 😁

[@rainbow8ninja586]

this has to have been the funniest stardew translation mod I've seen so far >

[@ryleynichols9905]

This mod is to much and Louis and Pierre moaning. I cant ☠️

[@SoggyOpossum]

I pledge aligience to the gus

[@buttercuup02]

of the United Directors of Cicero

[@grey_ish.]

And to the corpo

[@AVigortsson]

OMG I can't stop giggling but need to breathe 😂🤣

[@rosebella0304]

Hello nino, I really enjoy your content especially the yandere ones. I hope you are having a amazing morning, afternoon, evening or night :)

[@Nekochou]

Oh god, I've never laughed so hard for a Stardew Valley video. This was outrageous.

[@krissymarie7542]

It has been SO LONG since I've laughed this hard at a youtube video.
MAY CICERO

[@makkusaiko]

After finally defeating the combine, Cicero Freeman retires in Stardew Valley

[@chaytsai4890]

THIS MOD MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD OMG 😭😭 Id love to see the full game with just all badly translated dialogue lmao

[@emoboyyx]

its giving welcome to nightvale

[@ewakam1586]

Mark! Congratulations on your new journey 😂 Good for him!

[@I-libra-fnaf-I-am]

I love Eduardo

[@babau91]

OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣🤣 You are the best thank you so much!!

[@PerfectFlyer4]

This is incredible. I'd love to see more of this.

[@txbiaz]

all hail the new horn

[@AnomalyIsLost]

Your excellency (っ￣▽￣)っ

[@totothepotato2794]

2:08 Tullio made Louis sound British

[@alexcardiman7526]

I like "wherever you go, you'll be bored" as a life rule

[@larissad.9629]

As a portuguese speaker, that's how Stardew valley it is translated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 its funny to see someone who has English as the first language experience something we do.

[@ontheloop]

18:18 😂😂oh my god

[@MessedUpZucchini]

2:36
Goodnight little eye, the moon and the sun descending

[@Breadyummy]

This sounds like Mad Libs

[@eveningstar2735]

please this is my favorite video of yours
I laughed so hard that I rocked back and forth and hit my nose on the corner of my laptop
you're welcome

[@katarzynarosinska6150]

5:40 you are doing it for the rewards nino

[@katies7158]

Omg thank you, I haven't laughed this hard in so long 😂 😆

[@Coccinelf]

I haven't laughed like that in ages, thank you!

[@toast_8998]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD???

[@ICantPronounceThatName]

Sir, I may have to put you on notice for making me laugh myself nigh to death. This and the WWE thing are amazing.

[@Not_Krysie924]

I remember watching the stream for this😭🫡

[@krexs3201]

I would love to see more of this mod 😂😂

[@ninopega99]

YEY another Nino stardew video :D

[@katieskarlette]

OMG I laughed until I cried multiple times. I don't want to know why Pierre was behind the sheep!

[@LorenceLinzWrightwoo]

its best you dont ask questions, you dont want to know the answer

[@GachaschoolWingsoffuture]

Your exenlency, I've sinned a lot.

[@saint_gaylord6294]

This should be an au lmao😭

[@ok6705]

This is easily the funniest thing i have rver witnessed

[@The_Black_Cat_4]

"May Cicero" is not the demonic chant. That guy just forgot what he was about to say. In fact, there is no demonic chant. You have toEduardo.

[@GrausamPossum]

ok i need legit cult mod based after whatevr the hell is happening here

[@windyforecast2091]

Oh my God, I’m only like 10 minutes into this and I am laughing so hard I’m crying

[@elstarnor4628]

6:00 DOCTOR W.D GA-

[@NonArtisticArtist-ari]

15:34 pulled a kronos there

[@WevTheGamma]

eggs.

[@cotardssolution222]

eggs.

[@Oliveyayyy]

eggs.

[@EmilyStalnaker]

eggs.

[@N95j]

lmao the ending caught me off guard

[@trulyNormalAccount]

Armed caves 14:46

[@doodlesofnoodles1794]

you shall face the light of the pelican god soon ... never forget

[@madyc.5055]

Dear MadyPronouncedLikeMADDY at approximately 4:47 ...
YOOOOOOOOOO

[@Veokii_]

“Eduardo”
These words., brings me tears..
It’s filled with such joy.. bravery…

[@kcurrdog2010]

The wizard is the priest i guess

[@Arto0ned]

This mod is so cursed…
IM GETTING IT RIGHT AWAY

[@tinybird8513]

will there be a vod? it was one of the most hilarious streams i've watched. would looove to rewatch it

[@kimlindsjo3278]

This episode had a stroke 😂

[@Faronwoodss]

This was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing, what in the world were some of those sentences!!

[@greyplaylist]

Nino just went into the cult😭

[@meme-madeproductions1959]

i should not have watched this while eating, almost choked to death 6 times and spat pepsi out my nose

[@ontheloop]

11:30 lmao😂

[@iriss008]

Water came out of my nose cause I was laughing so hard while watching this

[@johnlox398]

Robin going by Mark and transitioning?
As a transguy myself I approve x`D

[@gaysappho]

9:14 I love the Undertale background music! (^.^)

[@emilyinwards2412]

This is like if Pelican Town was in the Pathologic universe

[@bexabeast_youtube]

Your Excellency! Great video

[@kitsunethefoxdragon6500]

I love how it suddenly gave everyone tons of random character development 😂

[@janicethepanda3668]

12:49 🤣🤣🤣💀 OH GOD! I couldn't stop laughing. My lungs hurt from laughing so much.

[@cloudyswildride]

MAY CICERO!!!

[@somerobloxdude3699]

The lack of comments about the ritual part makes me scared

[@AVK_SAM]

Cicero from the half-life google translate edition has infected stardew now. wild.

[@matthewmusco2581]

I am high asf and this video has me in literal tears I’m laughing so hard. oh that got culty fast

[@lilliansimonesebastian264]

My dogs got scared, because I laughed so hard...

[@Roen533]

New subscriber. Immediately. I am new subscriber now.

[@laurieb3703]

Finger in this boy, moss worm!! 🧙🏼‍♂️💀

[@LorenceLinzWrightwoo]

Moar please praise be to him. May Cicero!

[@MEDSGWU]

i kinda wanna join the badly translated stardew cult

[@FFFlemish]

I'm telling my kids this was Jonestown

[@KiraVA]

Please I laughed so much

[@LuckyAndSam]

100k subs YAY!

[@IAmZarie]

I definitely didn’t lose brain cells from the dialogue 🤭

[@blaze_starr1337]

ITS TIME TO DUMP HER AND MOVE ON

[@leftyfizz]

WHO IS CICERO IS THAT THEIR GOD??