The Bathroom Audit

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 พ.ย. 2024

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  • @winterflan
    @winterflan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    she hit him with four flushes like she's playing balatro

  • @AGM2401
    @AGM2401 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    She's just like Grandpa in TCM where she has a radar of everything going wrong in the house.

    • @pkphyre8920
      @pkphyre8920 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Moms just get that power, it's crazy

  • @kildeer
    @kildeer ปีที่แล้ว +274

    holy shit this is so fucking funny, dude actually just got exposed for having a poopy toilet brush live on stream by his wife ICANT

  • @Xzhh_
    @Xzhh_ ปีที่แล้ว +493

    If NL wasn't married with K8 he'd probably be the average degenerate streamer he always makes fun of

    • @PhantomThiefXI
      @PhantomThiefXI ปีที่แล้ว +91

      many people are saying this

    • @nonpondo_
      @nonpondo_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trueee

    • @desertedham37
      @desertedham37 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      inshallah it will remain

    • @DemonLordSparda
      @DemonLordSparda ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I don't think he'd do Doordash. I think he's pretty grocery store and cooking pilled. However, he would be MESSY. This man does not like thorough cleaning.

    • @Bonkasaurusrex
      @Bonkasaurusrex ปีที่แล้ว

      +2

  • @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus
    @Smell-O-Vision-Citrus ปีที่แล้ว +141

    He got absolutely dragged here, which is sad because it interrupted the subway discourse

  • @PhantomThiefXI
    @PhantomThiefXI ปีที่แล้ว +114

    the compound interest one was so good

  • @seaofscissors
    @seaofscissors ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "you ever hear of compound interest?" that's a good one dude

  • @santiagowho
    @santiagowho ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Kate always drops his DEF, gets some raw reactions mixed with banter.

  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I'm very tall and pissing in the sink is exceptionally comfortable

    • @aBlackMage
      @aBlackMage ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You have forbidden knowledge

    • @irakyl
      @irakyl ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There are literally 0 downsides to it, it's just socially taboo but if you get past that it's undeniably better. Especially the tap access

    • @lucaleno2719
      @lucaleno2719 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@irakyl but what about piss splashes, especially if you keep thing like toothbrushes nearby

    • @bibo2445
      @bibo2445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lucaleno2719 Your whole bathroom is full of piss and poo particles, just get your tootbrush away from there and it's really not anything more than a social faux pas

    • @abcdnb0
      @abcdnb0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am normally tall and it's perfect, i feel like everyone is trolling when they say it's worse i can't comprehend it for the life of me

  • @nolanmiller1981
    @nolanmiller1981 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Everyone knows. You either piss in the sink or you sink in the piss. And brother that’s why I will never stop pissing in the sink

  • @TheMarkoSeke
    @TheMarkoSeke ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The meta is to only scrub while it's flushing

  • @MonzennCarloMallari
    @MonzennCarloMallari ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Not the 20 dollars from the table again noooooo

  • @Grev333
    @Grev333 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I know NL is like a dad to a lot of folks here, but sometimes your dad isn't going to be perfect or even there. If you use a cleaning solution with your brush, it won't stink like that. If there are particles, you can leave it soaking in the toilet with the solution.

  • @maritzagonzalez2021
    @maritzagonzalez2021 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He’s a very normal guy. I like that he could laugh at himself and appreciate his wife. He is chaotic good

  • @irti_pk
    @irti_pk ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That was a great 12 minutes. Well done librarian

  • @Iguanoman
    @Iguanoman ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The compound interest joke was so fucking good

  • @martinsanchez3458
    @martinsanchez3458 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy who got the "Who the f*ck is Freddie Mercury" joke made my day

  • @fullreinhard
    @fullreinhard 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:07 me when the boss is an extra large blind

  • @prawtism
    @prawtism 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    reminder that when the shit goes down you're gonna be alone (in the toilet)

  • @chariot9285
    @chariot9285 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the compound interest joke was pretty good

  • @marrychrismas5993
    @marrychrismas5993 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Librarian, can you please add subtitles when K8 speaks off-screen, I have a hard time understanding even with the volume at max.

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would be quite helpful

    • @LingLingFromQLD
      @LingLingFromQLD ปีที่แล้ว +63

      K8: *gagging*
      NL:
      K8: "I'm gonna die, what did you do, what you doin here."
      NL:
      K8: "Oh my god."
      NL:
      K8: "No ;("
      NL:
      K8: "The, the brush."
      NL:
      K8: "It's sooo cursed."
      NL:
      K8: "Sooooo cursed."
      NL:
      K8: "Oh god it smells like public bathroom."
      NL:
      K8: "Oh my god it looks like you have cleaned your ass with it."
      NL:
      K8: (unintelligble) "This is so gross, how can you do this to yourself?"
      NL:
      K8: "Oh yeah yeah yeah."
      NL:
      K8: "Oof, That was a journey, that was- that was a journey."
      NL:
      K8: "Dude, oh my god four flush was not enough."
      NL:
      K8: "Oi yoi yoi yoi yoi."

    • @blehbleh9283
      @blehbleh9283 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      +2

    • @EnnnVyyy
      @EnnnVyyy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@LingLingFromQLD its like audio logs in a post apocalypse video game
      then at the end, you find the final audio log near a skeleton holding a toilet brush and a can of bleach

  • @Griffin519x
    @Griffin519x หลายเดือนก่อน

    NL needs more fiber. That’s what I’ve learned

  • @colemcegg3894
    @colemcegg3894 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Egg

  • @Wunder
    @Wunder ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fucking Brendan Schaub over here wtf

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon ปีที่แล้ว

    Scared of the poop, lmao

  • @Sickmmaner
    @Sickmmaner ปีที่แล้ว

    My question is, why has he had that $20 bill on his desk for so long?

  • @BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa
    @BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rare Librarian thumbnail L, the length is covering NL, -2, he's washed

  • @paulunga
    @paulunga 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He pissed in the sink because it was funny? NL is a strange, strange man.

  • @josephkelleher7124
    @josephkelleher7124 ปีที่แล้ว

    Toilet brushes aren't good anyway. I just clean the toilet with toilet paper which is much more effective and hygenic

  • @aloufin
    @aloufin ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If you need to clean your toilet with a toilet brush after every shit cause your shit is sticking to the porcelain under the water... it means you need to change up your diet so your stool is more solid. More vegetables and fibre, less rich foods to produce less bile. Firm up that stool NL!

    • @bonesaw1011
      @bonesaw1011 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nl is like the champion of vegetables, has he said if he uses powder protein?

    • @MrMich1lol
      @MrMich1lol ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is this your final diagnosis, doc?

  • @t.h.4170
    @t.h.4170 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Who tf cares if the brush is a little dirty. It’s a TOILET BRUSH. Chat needs to grow up

    • @IzDube
      @IzDube ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ikr plus the dirtiness gives it a bit of a rustic flavour

    • @explainedinanutshell
      @explainedinanutshell ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and so does the person screaming during their 10 minutes of household chores a week

    • @t.h.4170
      @t.h.4170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IzDube sooooo true

    • @Xzhh_
      @Xzhh_ ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If it's so dirty that after your wife cleans it your office smells like shit you should care lol

    • @t.h.4170
      @t.h.4170 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Xzhh_ my streamer just has a really strong nose

  • @neon9999
    @neon9999 ปีที่แล้ว

    DIVORCE ARC