"If anyone in this theater commits an act of violence... you will be awarded the Oscar for best actor..." Jimmy is tame and civil. Ricky Gervais will rip their guts out and throw it at the audience. 😎
Ricky was a Savage at the Oscars and at the Golden Globe Awards. Jimmy is a (Catholic) church usher/choir boy. Gervais made Tom Hanks gasp (in horror); Gulp...
OMG... Seriously! If I had been there, like anytime I'm in a theater of any kind, I'm literally the person stuck behind, bitterly missing the action. Even when I'm the first one there, AND in the first row 🙄 😂
That's what makes his comment laughable? But what do you expect from this troll. All he does is discuss his politics instead of entertaining the audience?
It's the Oscars, it's not a roasting competition. Something weird is happening these days. It feels like a lot of you guys watch award ceremony with anger and hope someone gets embarrassed or humiliated. Back when i was a kid people were happy and watched tv for fun... What happened? Who hurt you guys?
@@Mixamaka said "Back when i was a kid people were happy and watched tv for fun... " The people on TV were happy and fun back then and not like Jimmy Kimmel who has spent the last 6 years talking about Trump all while being the hypocrite that he is.
Long Live Pauly Shore! ENCINO MAN takes its' rightful/just place. Among Academy Award-lore. Just proves that patience IS in fact a virtue. Congratulations Pauly/the entire Shore Dynasty.
But he keeps rushing and just want to go jokes after jokes after jokes I get they don’t want to delay but a 1 extra second after each joke would be much much better
This is the first night he didn't attack Trump. I wonder how much of his monolog did he write not much I bet.why aren't any black people in the audience where are the trouble makers nobody screaming racist the Oscar's are racist..
You know Will was watching this at home...holding his breath and crossing his fingers everyone forgot what he did....and by 9:30 he was feeling pretty good...... But then.......
Jimmy's humor doesn't always strike me as funny, but he KILLED this opening monologue. Perfect balance of being offensive, but reserved, then bringing the audience in on the joke to relieve some tension, and back at it again. He nailed it. Not many people can stand on stage, in front of a live audience, and a live show, and do this. Very well done
She's not in their inner circle and has said she doesn't like Hollywood, so she won't win an Oscar. A decade ago she did some big, mainstream films but now she only does roles she wants to do. Her performances are stunning though so they kinda have to nominate her, but she will never win, but I doubt she cares
10:20 these people legit laughed because they stood there and did nothing in front of a violent act committed against one of their colleagues, Ricky Gervais was right.
As someone who has not seen The Oscars in over 5 years since they went all political/virtue signaling/ and lecturing people, THIS WAS A BREATH OF FRESH. Looks like the Academy finally came to their senses after seeing their ratings plummet year by year and finally giving the people what they want. A night of just celebrating cinema and great actors with great trajectories along with some decent humor and tearful moments. This is what the Oscars is suppose to be! Congratulations to the winners. We are all happy and rooting for the people that won like Michelle, Brendan, Huy Quan (Indiana Jones and Goonie Legend!) and my favorite movie of 2022 Top Gun won an Academy Award! Bravo 👏
@@kermitfrog593 Ya I definitely also have grown up to not worship any of these people in Hollywood either. I applaud them for their work but I don't want them to lecture me how to live my life when they live in a different status/ class that doesn't reflect everyday life/ every day people.
I think it sucks how Chris Rock never wants to host or present at the Oscars again because of the slap. It's like he let that scumbag ruin a dream for him. Kimmel did ok tonight.
I wouldn't want to either if I were Chris Rock. I can't imagine how humiliating that night was for him. He may never see the Oscars in a positive light again.
I don’t blame Chris Rock. The Oscar staff didn’t do anything to defend or protect Chris Rock. But it was Chris that protected the Oscar’s image. I was glad Jimmy put them on blast for cuddling and applauding looney Will Smith.
My favorite highlights for me are this monologue, Rihanna and Lady Gaga performing, Elizabeth Banks and that bear mascot, the audience singing happy birthday to the birthday celebrant, Best Original Song winner singing Top of the World, and Brendan Winning! Congratulations to all the winners! 👏🏻
Brendan is and will always be my fave actor. I've got the biggest crush on him since Encino Man. Glad that he is finally recognized for his acting chops. 👏
It would have been good if ABC hadn't closed livestream. We only got to see the red carpet and clips in sign language. It was a great disappointment for those of us who don't have cable or dish or free utube. Several channels, promised to do livestream but didn't air The Oscars.
Congrats on anyone who made it to the 2023 Oscars, your supporters myself included are looking forward to your collective work and art that will in the future, continue to inspire, heal, and continue to change a mass audience. Much love, and blessings to all of you alive and all the greats who passed, and the old cliché never dies, "With great power comes great responsibility." Choose, and create your work, wisely.
Oh my God.. speechless...let Jimmy host the award every year..he nailed it 💯💯💯no screaming..no use of offensive words, Threw descent shot at the academy for giving 19mins platform for an assailant.. Jimmy👏👏👏👏
@@Joe-oj4rh Right! Apparently not to a certain Sargent at the Bloomfield Hills, Michigan police department when I complained about being jabbed and he did nothing,
@@Joe-oj4rh Verbal Jab. when he said "she was in a an abc box for 2 years" or whatever. I dont think kimmel would go out and attack nicole randomly lol
Jimmy did great as host. Loved his professional demeanor as well as how the Oscar went last night. It was enjoyable to watch, and lets not forget Reanna! What a treasure to see her perform at the Oscars. Beautiful lady and a talent of a voice to match. Loved the song. The Oscars this year was so special to watch- There was such joy and happiness there with these great actors. God bless them.
This is the biggest shock Brenden Frasier wins the biggest award of the year, whenever I look at the television guide on my television to see if the Mummy franchise is on I will watch it!
Such a great opening! Loved when he mentioned some of the first time nominees, they seemed well known enough to have an Oscar those close up shots of Michael B. Jordan, Michelle Yeoh, Pedro Pascal, & Andrew Garfield too hope Colin Farrell & Angela Bassett get an Oscar eventually
Saw Top Gun, everybody ran out to see it! Elvis deserved the Oscar, in my opinion. I saw it 3 times! Stunning performance by Austin Butler!! Excellent!!!!
"If anyone in this theater commits an act of violence... you will be awarded the Oscar for best actor..."
Jimmy is tame and civil. Ricky Gervais will rip their guts out and throw it at the audience. 😎
Will is thinking "I am never gonna hear the end of this."
That part, 👆longing for Ricky Gervais!
At least he didn't stay away from the topic
They should have had Matt Damon coming in after him at that point though.
Ricky was a Savage at the Oscars and at the Golden Globe Awards. Jimmy is a (Catholic) church usher/choir boy. Gervais made Tom Hanks gasp (in horror); Gulp...
I feel sorry for whoever had to sit behind that lady with the wedding dress on 😂😂😂 they ain’t seeing nuthn 😂😂😂
I was going to say the same thing. 😂
That was wild. 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg I was thinking the same
OMG... Seriously! If I had been there, like anytime I'm in a theater of any kind, I'm literally the person stuck behind, bitterly missing the action.
Even when I'm the first one there, AND in the first row 🙄
😂
@@TiptonMama good hiding spot to hear the Oscar’s and smoke a blunt 😂😂😂
Loved his dialog about the violent act last year. Mocking the audiences for doing nothing and even hugging the assailant 👍👍
Oscar's lost all respect from that show forward.
Cry me a river
Beautiful 😍❤️❤️
That's what makes his comment laughable? But what do you expect from this troll. All he does is discuss his politics instead of entertaining the audience?
@@paulrodriguez8852 I was entertained. Especially by whatever joke triggered you, that one was the best.
I want to imagine what Ricky Gervais would say if he were host.
“Ustedes aprendieron nada.”
Ricky wouldn't have held back at all.
That seems hard to imagine…
It's the Oscars, it's not a roasting competition.
Something weird is happening these days. It feels like a lot of you guys watch award ceremony with anger and hope someone gets embarrassed or humiliated. Back when i was a kid people were happy and watched tv for fun... What happened? Who hurt you guys?
@@Mixamaka said "Back when i was a kid people were happy and watched tv for fun... "
The people on TV were happy and fun back then and not like Jimmy Kimmel who has spent the last 6 years talking about Trump all while being the hypocrite that he is.
a goonie just won an oscar. everything will be alright in the world.
Lucky Hollywood. I wish I got an award for going to work.
@@jeanjones1846 Best comment I've seen...well done.😂
Yes!!!!!
And Encino Man!!
@@spacenerd9499 And Short Round in Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom.
I LoVe at 10:34 when he said there are a few of my friends you will have to get through then started naming them their reaction was so cute! Love it!!
Best joke about the Academy giving the aggressor a Best Actor Award and 19 minute platform.Truth!
"Assailant" Kimmel called Smith what he was. Good for him.
That part.
@Cynna Jackson that was gold
I laughed so much at that part. 😂
If anything violent happens, just do what you did last year…. Nothing!
"It's funny because it's true." - Homer J Simpson 😂
The J stands for Jay 😋🙌🏼
Great actors they showed as first time nominees, would have thought they won some awards already.
I like when he mentioned spider man they all paused for a second 😂😂😂
The dance you off stage bit was brilliant. Also the Will Smith reference, nicely done
I laughed myself into tears at the dance off the stage bit. Hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂
Ya.. it's NATU NATU.. we proud as Indians
I’m so happy RRR was acknowledged. Such a great film.
It was indeed a great movie
yep true.
Red red redemption
Long Live Pauly Shore! ENCINO MAN takes its' rightful/just place.
Among Academy Award-lore. Just proves that patience IS in fact a virtue.
Congratulations Pauly/the entire Shore Dynasty.
I wish he was there! I love that guy! Greasy!!
Cocktails and one night….sta aaaands…lol
the joke about having an actor for every corner of dublin was the best. 🤣
Thank you Jimmy for fighting for Chris Rock
Those 2 guys from Encino Man won Oscars!! 👏👏 Brendan was so nervous and completely surprised! Congrats!
Actually liked Jimmy Kimmel's monologue! Nicely done without- politics, mean sarcasm, thoughtful, yet funny!
But he keeps rushing and just want to go jokes after jokes after jokes
I get they don’t want to delay but a 1 extra second after each joke would be much much better
@@SKATEMIKE bc politics isn't in fashion anymore...least not right now.
@@royaltyblessed2454 Or maybe because he's a Democrat lackey and the current President that is also a Democrat is a big-time failure?
@@SKATEMIKE Because who tf wanna keep hearing jokes about politics
This is the first night he didn't attack Trump. I wonder how much of his monolog did he write not much I bet.why aren't any black people in the audience where are the trouble makers nobody screaming racist the Oscar's are racist..
10:56 Andrew's smile tho
You know Will was watching this at home...holding his breath and crossing his fingers everyone forgot what he did....and by 9:30 he was feeling pretty good...... But then.......
2:02 Imagine getting to the Oscars and your seat is behind this (this as in the dress)
I was about to say the same thing XD
That was out there😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Very inconsiderate of her
Oh no she didn't! The audacity!
she should be sued
"If u wanna come up here and get jiggy wit it "
After listening to that part I laughed like a wicked witch of the west 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love it. So relaxed and subtle but still exciting performance and humor
the last 3 mins of this speech was epic
Jimmy's humor doesn't always strike me as funny, but he KILLED this opening monologue. Perfect balance of being offensive, but reserved, then bringing the audience in on the joke to relieve some tension, and back at it again. He nailed it. Not many people can stand on stage, in front of a live audience, and a live show, and do this. Very well done
Haha bots are funny
@@rudyburnias3915 no joke. Josef is either a bot or severely stupid.
Hear hear. 👍
The actresses and actors were dressed so elegantly but a few were more for the Miss Universe costume
walk.
Actors yes, Actresses some not all.
The last Oscars incident made this Oscars watchable because people was waiting on any mention or the same from last Oscars lol
such a wholesome monologue
They should get Ricky Gervais to host.
I think Ricky is done with the Oscars so it doesn't matter it he gets invited or not.
Anyone but Kimmel to host he is disgusting
He would have eviscerated will 😂
He explained all that on the Graham Norton show with Elizabeth Banks was a guest.
Chris rock pls
That Nicole K AMC bit was actually hilarious and relatable.
"John Williams is 91 and still scoring...if you know what I mean."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that had me coughing in laughter!
tom cruise made the right desicion not showing up at the oscar.
The billion year old aliens living in his head told him not to.
Tom cruise didn't want sit and listen to Kimmel
@@JWRogersPS hahaha!
He's been around long enough to know if Top Gun wasn't going to win the best movie Oscar, why bother showing up to a bunch of bs.
Me alegro muchísimo, se lo merece, es un Ángel
Rich people that get everything on a plate celebrating rich people that also get everything on a plate... Madness...
It's like they get everything all at once
I was waiting for Matt Damon jokes 😭
IKR me too 😂
It happened during the course of the show
I was waiting for Jason Bourne
I wish Michelle Williams would finally win one. She's a great actress
She's not in their inner circle and has said she doesn't like Hollywood, so she won't win an Oscar. A decade ago she did some big, mainstream films but now she only does roles she wants to do. Her performances are stunning though so they kinda have to nominate her, but she will never win, but I doubt she cares
@@atlebakke a lot of great actresses lost several times before winning...i still would like Michelle, Amy Addams etc to win in the future...
Same with Angela Bassett
everyone who goes to work everyday should get an award. These guys in hollywood are getting an award just for performing monkey tricks to entertain.
@@brettcantrell8650 100%! it really is a self glorification fest
Loved this monologue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🎭
10:20 these people legit laughed because they stood there and did nothing in front of a violent act committed against one of their colleagues, Ricky Gervais was right.
2:03 somebody had a hard time watching the Oscars behind this dress 😂
She didn't care ,one can just tell she would cop an attitude if one told her something.
It's great to have a kinder and gentler host. Although I have not seen several of the films, I enjoyed the less militant show.
As someone who has not seen The Oscars in over 5 years since they went all political/virtue signaling/ and lecturing people, THIS WAS A BREATH OF FRESH. Looks like the Academy finally came to their senses after seeing their ratings plummet year by year and finally giving the people what they want. A night of just celebrating cinema and great actors with great trajectories along with some decent humor and tearful moments. This is what the Oscars is suppose to be! Congratulations to the winners. We are all happy and rooting for the people that won like Michelle, Brendan, Huy Quan (Indiana Jones and Goonie Legend!) and my favorite movie of 2022 Top Gun won an Academy Award! Bravo 👏
I gave up the Oscars 20 years ago when I realized watching millionaires give themselves awards was dumb.
@@kermitfrog593 Ya I definitely also have grown up to not worship any of these people in Hollywood either. I applaud them for their work but I don't want them to lecture me how to live my life when they live in a different status/ class that doesn't reflect everyday life/ every day people.
Yes yes yes!!!!!!!
oh shut up lmao
@@danielkim9311 Lol
Jimmy did great!
Should talk about his epstein island trip
This is the funniest thing I've heard from Jimmy kimmel
TOM CRUISE snubbing THE Oscars is such a Boss move
What a LEGEND 😂
His handler was probably worried that he'll be heckled and might make a fool of himself. That dude seems okay, but he has temper.
I think it sucks how Chris Rock never wants to host or present at the Oscars again because of the slap. It's like he let that scumbag ruin a dream for him. Kimmel did ok tonight.
I wouldn't want to either if I were Chris Rock. I can't imagine how humiliating that night was for him. He may never see the Oscars in a positive light again.
I don’t blame Chris Rock. The Oscar staff didn’t do anything to defend or protect Chris Rock. But it was Chris that protected the Oscar’s image. I was glad Jimmy put them on blast for cuddling and applauding looney Will Smith.
that slap is the best ever happened to him. He became relevant again,
I’m sure he’s fine, he keeps milking it for all it’s worth
@@sayitloudblcknproud Agree.
They would have to make me an offer I couldn't refuse, in compensation upfront
The ending was funny.
comedians look after their own! Nice to see Jimmy talk everything!
My favorite highlights for me are this monologue, Rihanna and Lady Gaga performing, Elizabeth Banks and that bear mascot, the audience singing happy birthday to the birthday celebrant, Best Original Song winner singing Top of the World, and Brendan Winning! Congratulations to all the winners! 👏🏻
🤮
Brendan is and will always be my fave actor. I've got the biggest crush on him since Encino Man. Glad that he is finally recognized for his acting chops. 👏
He did a good job. I enjoyed the show.
5:30AM
On my way to university and I can’t wait to watch it.... this year is special
That was fantastic
the energy from the dancers is crazy, wish I had the same lol
TOO LATE. The Oscars will NEVER be the same again. They did nothing after the violent slap by Will Smith.
Bye bye.....
Oh, the slap is over. You are still "carrying" it.
Did Jimmy Kimmel just pulled a Ricky Gervais kinda show? Kudos to him, it was great.
It would have been good if ABC hadn't closed livestream.
We only got to see the red carpet and clips in sign language. It was a great disappointment for those of us who don't have cable or dish or free utube.
Several channels, promised to do livestream but didn't air The Oscars.
This was perfect 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
2:02 *RIP to all the people is sitting behind her lmaoooo*
why in the holy mother of fudge would you wear that in the Oscars?
To fake queendom.
Such a a classy night !!!!!!
🚩RRR got Oscar for best song, it was most amazing thing, it'll encourage India's film industry. Jimmy's RRR mention at end was hilarious.
This was good, the Nick Cannon part got me😂
Me too. Especially about ALL his kids!🤣
His subtle 'slapping ' comment was hilarious
The spider man bit was funny lol
You can tell that Jimmy (understandably) favors Steven Speilberg's "The Fablemans". He spends sooooo much time on it LOL
That ending was hilarious
I love how they keep bringing out unlikable people as hosts
Wouldn't have been funny if they staged a bad joke , and someone went out on stage but this time Jimmy struck back...
Nah that sounds like some wack SNL skit
Only if it were Matt Damon
Nah. That would be so cringy.
There was a potential at 11:50 for a joke about All Quiet on the Western Front already winning the Best Picture Oscar (in 1931), but they blew it.
The ending was great!
yep great RRR style ending
Congrats on anyone who made it to the 2023 Oscars, your supporters myself included are looking forward to your collective work and art that will in the future, continue to inspire, heal, and continue to change a mass audience. Much love, and blessings to all of you alive and all the greats who passed, and the old cliché never dies, "With great power comes great responsibility."
Choose, and create your work, wisely.
Oh my God.. speechless...let Jimmy host the award every year..he nailed it 💯💯💯no screaming..no use of offensive words,
Threw descent shot at the academy for giving 19mins platform for an assailant..
Jimmy👏👏👏👏
That part about violence was hilarious I fell out when he said spider-man lmao
A small correction Mr Jimmy RRR is not a Bollywood movie infact it's a Tollywood one
I was terrified that there would be another slap after that nicole jab LOL
A jab is still assault
@@Joe-oj4rh Right! Apparently not to a certain Sargent at the Bloomfield Hills, Michigan police department when I complained about being jabbed and he did nothing,
Nicole's husband would have punched.
@@mariebussinger6565 Probably lol
@@Joe-oj4rh Verbal Jab. when he said "she was in a an abc box for 2 years" or whatever. I dont think kimmel would go out and attack nicole randomly lol
Jimmy did great as host. Loved his professional demeanor as well as how the Oscar went last night. It was enjoyable to watch, and lets not forget Reanna! What a treasure to see her perform at the Oscars. Beautiful lady and a talent of a voice to match. Loved the song. The Oscars this year was so special to watch- There was such joy and happiness there with these great actors. God bless them.
This is the biggest shock Brenden Frasier wins the biggest award of the year, whenever I look at the television guide on my television to see if the Mummy franchise is on I will watch it!
I remember going to watch "encino man" all cuase of my cousin. He still ows me this time and money.
Such a great opening! Loved when he mentioned some of the first time nominees, they seemed well known enough to have an Oscar
those close up shots of Michael B. Jordan, Michelle Yeoh, Pedro Pascal, & Andrew Garfield too
hope Colin Farrell & Angela Bassett get an Oscar eventually
Spotted Donnie Yen ✊🏿
Wow he included so much into this. Pretty awesome.
Saw Top Gun, everybody ran out to see it! Elvis deserved the Oscar, in my opinion. I saw it 3 times! Stunning performance by Austin Butler!! Excellent!!!!
The Oscars were tonight? Who cares?
My highlight of the show. Jimmy, good as always. Everything he said was funny. Effortless!
“Even hug the assailant”😂
I like Jimmy Kimmel as host. Pls have him back next year.
Why do I hear seal claps from the audience
an industry built on creating its own awards and giving them to itself...they constantly have to remind us how important they
Fax 😤
It's a world of their own.
I think that's why I prefer people's choice or mtv awards cause those I know are fans who voted!
What?! Who else do you want them to give the awards to if not the movies? People's choice is just a popularity contest & meaningless.
I enjoyed it more back in the days when celebrities were more talented and charismatic than the general public....
I knew which film he was talking about, although I didn't know Ke Huy Quan was in it. I knew Fraser was because he was the star of it. .
Good for you
@ABC7 360p? Did your social media guy get stoned or fired? 1080p minimum, its 2023 cmon now.
Good monologue
Nothing short of excellent from Jimmy Kimmel. Thank you Sir!
2:02 people at the back: I did not pay for this.
At one time, The Oscars were not televised.
They should still have the ceremony, but keep it low key.
He is unique
Jimmy Kimmel's new movie flight log is going to be a real box office smasher
I enjoyed it especially when the camera went to Guillermo 🤣
Should of had gervais host
Jimmy, you were brilliant: Funny, satirical, and a wonderful host! You knocked my socks off!
Shut up, Jimmy
>"Do nothing"
Seriously, the bravery of actors is limited till they have to actually do something.
Hit backs on he who should not be named and Denzel. Good on Kimmel 😂
We need Ricky