Salty, I don't know what's worse, if you specifically searched for the top 10 hottest female sonic characters, or if you just had the whole thing memorized and ready to recite off the cuff. Either way I'm scared.
Sonic Frontiers spewing out lore that I've been deeply invested in, memorizing for years, gives me a sense of validation that I have only dreamed of achieving. It just feels so good.
Same. After years of useless Sonic lore knowledge swirling around in my brain, this game finally rewarded me. It hit the Sonic-poisoned dopamine receptors in my brain just right
Salty being diagnosed with egg is the funniest thing that’s happened in awhile. Also, can confirm, it does go straight to your thighs. Verdict is still out on the “then you blow up”.
If it turns out they weren't actually trans, they might blow up, but it'd be self inflicted. I should know, after 21 years with the wrong secondary sex characteristics, I've contemplated that kind of thing.
I accidentally hit my phone to max volume and fell to the ground the second Salty said "uwu" in the debut voice. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, thanks Salty.
I like to imagine that you fell on the ground really dramatically, hands on the floor, looking at your own tears hit the ground as Salty says UwU really loudly. And that wouldn't be an over reaction because thay whole segment brings pain in a physical and sentimental level
Y’all who don’t watch streams don’t know that 95% of stream time salty speaks exclusively like sonic, the fem voice, that weeb voice, and like Guptil. I am surprised that he is able to make videos with his normal speaking voice, I’m glad more of his streams are being put into the highlights.
something i think is also about maria lore, is that by proxy, belle and sage are cousins once removed to her (although not by blood, of course), which makes a lot of sense, givin that their story lines and character designs are definitely somewhat similar
I love these uploads which are just gameplay with you talking over it and enjoying the experience, hope you do more of these consistently cuz this is funny af
The editing during the Wyvern fight was amazing in just giving that boss battle its moment of demanding attention. It's just too good of an experience to have anything else in focus.
Props to the editor for putting the raw music over the edited boss fight. That’s honestly the coolest shit I’ve ever seen in a condensed gameplay video. Earned a sub and like for this vid.
Every titan boss fight is literally just a final boss fight. You're Super Sonic flying through the air beating up a gigantic robot with quick time events and lasers and gigantic explosions and some of the hardest music in the entire game. It's insane.
Ian Flynn is the main writer for this game, and one of the many good things about the writing here is that he makes the characters actually acknowledge the past games. With direct references to past events. For example, Tails mentions how he cowers away from battle sometimes, and defuses a bomb other times. He literally says, and I quote, "Then I'm wildly inconsistent!" Ian Flynn's writing is a blessing to the franchise
The music in this game is unironically so good. The last game OST I've put on my Spotify was Undertale and I'm so upset none of the metal songs are listed on there
So many people get in on the inside jokes that it starts to just feel like outside all over again? Or is it the constant empty surreal threats from chat?
So Sage sees Dr. Eggman as a father figure and his other robots like Orbot and Cubot as “brothers“ I wonder what she would think of Belle and vice versa? (If you dont know who Belle is shes a robot created by “Eggman“ in the IDW comics, wich are also canon now since Sonic mentions Tangle, also a character from the comics, in one of his flavortexts in the open world)
@@herowither12354 He uses he/they pronouns. You can see that both in their twitter bio + in his description on certain videos. Some cis people use different pronouns, pronouns are just whatever you want tbh.
7:06 im literally in a trans discord server thats 90% salty fans. like that wasn't intentional. Someone wanted to make an trans only, adults only discord server and the people who showed up were overwhelmingly salty fans.
1:19 Random chatter:”Because you’re bi” Salty:”Is the Joker bi???” Is Salty bi??? That’s pretty epic. I mean I thought they were another default straight gamer dude. But this is fantastic. 7:38 SALTY’S TRANS TOO?!?!!
Why is everyone who sees sonic frontiers have a mental breakdown and start singing the sonic underground theme immediately What chemical is activating in our brains How is this relatable to sonic having siblings and a mom aT ALL Edit: Derek did you let tik tok trans you
9:46 I was in the middle of swallowing food as you said this and it caused me to nearly choke, Salty. Do not make an attempt on my life like this again, or there will be consequences.
salty is so smart. sometimes i just don't know how long the video will be and then boom he says it'll be 23 minutes long in the title thank you salterius derek danald
I love all the Snapcube fandub references, Sonic content is peak hahaha, the fanbase is so awesome 👍 Edit: you know you can stomp on the ground to cancel the momentum the boost does right?
7:47 i last watched this video BEFIRE reading homestuck I CANT BELIEVE SHE JUST CASUALLY HAS HER CLASSPECT IN HER BIO LMAO rouge of doom actually sounds pretty cool
Sonic Frontiers is to Salty what Pokemon Scarlet/Violet is to me: it ain't perfect, it's got issues, but damn if it doesn't make me giddy and hype me up.
Give me some bombs, i have to win the tournament, and my powers are out, and my kids are damaged so they also cant make bombs, please help, if i dont win my base will explode
Barely even past the first few minutes of the video and I’m already amused since the intro is making me think of Sonic Frontiers Underground Imagine Sam Vincent singing the vocal themes in his Sonic singing voice that’d be amazing
2:50 I paused to read each of the memos and didn't think there was anything particularly special about Eggman mentioning the Babylonians. Salty was quick to shatter that illusion after I unpaused. What the hell kinda lore was Sonic Riders smoking to bring the Babylonians into play?
3:16 I just happen to think about this: since we know orbot and cubot are sage’s brothers, would metal sonic be the oldest brother, if we exclude scratch and grounder?
Aaaw the Sage and bow jr ! The babies!!! I love sage so much! And my appreciation for bowser jr has skyrocketed since I started following kairy draws, this lil guy is the most adorable thing in the world!
haiiii salty :3
AAAAH
Og a
LA CREATURA
Omg hi girl boss
Omg.......
I love how everyone’s reaction to Eggman mentioning Maria is immediate hype.
I got a little teary Ngl, never thought he would bring her up
based pfp
I figured that sega just forgot about her Toriyama style
As It Should Be.
Meanwhile Eggman is just displaying some childhood trauma
I loved it when eggman got trapped in cyberspace, and he thought for a moment before muttering "comic book guy"
comic book guy
comic book guy
Graphic novel man
manga boy
His absolute commitment to make the stream worse and worse everytime is formidable
The stream killed my entire family
@@magusperde365 the stream circumsiced me
@@ZackShark1the stream ate my firstborn in return for being able to weave gold
@@anangelicpancake7876The stream kidnapped me and gave me to the cartel
Salty, I don't know what's worse, if you specifically searched for the top 10 hottest female sonic characters, or if you just had the whole thing memorized and ready to recite off the cuff.
Either way I'm scared.
he said a few lines wrong so I'm betting he's just memorized it, which is fucking based as hell
As an Oneyplays enjoyer. I, too have it memorized🙂
sus
I love the limited sanity in this video, it’s so charming.
Limited is being generous
Sonic Frontiers spewing out lore that I've been deeply invested in, memorizing for years, gives me a sense of validation that I have only dreamed of achieving. It just feels so good.
Same. After years of useless Sonic lore knowledge swirling around in my brain, this game finally rewarded me. It hit the Sonic-poisoned dopamine receptors in my brain just right
It’s so good
Salty being diagnosed with egg is the funniest thing that’s happened in awhile.
Also, can confirm, it does go straight to your thighs. Verdict is still out on the “then you blow up”.
gotta love the jiggle
If it turns out they weren't actually trans, they might blow up, but it'd be self inflicted. I should know, after 21 years with the wrong secondary sex characteristics, I've contemplated that kind of thing.
if Salty tries to be an anime character one more time i will draw something unholy
Why wait to commit a brand new sin?
@@IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss words to live by
@@IEatSignificantAmountsOfAss Sorry to say, that sin already exists. And it involves Zeena. Look it up, it's real.
a jelly donut?
Then you aren't ready for the final, it isn't anime, but a secret third thing.
I accidentally hit my phone to max volume and fell to the ground the second Salty said "uwu" in the debut voice. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, thanks Salty.
Tmestamp please, I don’t focus when watching these do I might skip over it without realizing
@@Firelord6127 11:10 Also please make sure you're mentally ready for it
@@Devourer6594 I wasn’t
My immediate reaction was a scream of disgust and some other mixed emotions I didn't recognize
I like to imagine that you fell on the ground really dramatically, hands on the floor, looking at your own tears hit the ground as Salty says UwU really loudly. And that wouldn't be an over reaction because thay whole segment brings pain in a physical and sentimental level
Y’all who don’t watch streams don’t know that 95% of stream time salty speaks exclusively like sonic, the fem voice, that weeb voice, and like Guptil. I am surprised that he is able to make videos with his normal speaking voice, I’m glad more of his streams are being put into the highlights.
Still amazed they let *Ian Flynn* help write the script for Frontier. All the references are really amazing!
Start of the Deku bit is at 10:31
End of the Deku bit is at 12:28
You're welcome
I was actually *this close* to throwing myself off a bridge during that section, thank you
@@LowIntSpecimen likewise
god bless you 🙏🙏
He sounds very close to Nagito from Danganronpa 2
Then he turns into Guptil89
3:00
Having them mention the Black Arms, by their official name rather than "the black creatures", no less, made me do the biggest happy dance inside.
salty please keep doing funny voice bits that go on for like 5 minutes longer than they should
I am so happy he enjoys doing this. I will skip through it whenever it starts
@quantumblur_3145 so do you like him or not?
something i think is also about maria lore, is that by proxy, belle and sage are cousins once removed to her (although not by blood, of course), which makes a lot of sense, givin that their story lines and character designs are definitely somewhat similar
I love these uploads which are just gameplay with you talking over it and enjoying the experience, hope you do more of these consistently cuz this is funny af
I read your comment with the walter white text to speech voice. I am loss
The editing during the Wyvern fight was amazing in just giving that boss battle its moment of demanding attention. It's just too good of an experience to have anything else in focus.
He also synced moments with the music which made it even better!!
Mad respect to the editor for having the music in Wyvern not cut, it just goes
Props to the editor for putting the raw music over the edited boss fight. That’s honestly the coolest shit I’ve ever seen in a condensed gameplay video. Earned a sub and like for this vid.
little known batman lore: batman would not be attracted to rouge because he is actually TERRIFIED of women
"Why women, sir?"
"Women frighten me. It's time my enemies shared my dread."
Every titan boss fight is literally just a final boss fight. You're Super Sonic flying through the air beating up a gigantic robot with quick time events and lasers and gigantic explosions and some of the hardest music in the entire game. It's insane.
Ian Flynn is the main writer for this game, and one of the many good things about the writing here is that he makes the characters actually acknowledge the past games. With direct references to past events. For example, Tails mentions how he cowers away from battle sometimes, and defuses a bomb other times. He literally says, and I quote, "Then I'm wildly inconsistent!" Ian Flynn's writing is a blessing to the franchise
I could honestly listen to salty talking about sonic lore all day
The music in this game is unironically so good. The last game OST I've put on my Spotify was Undertale and I'm so upset none of the metal songs are listed on there
They will be. Sega has a ridiculous amount of music from Sonic, Yakuza and other franchises on Spotify. The full Frontiers OST should be up soon.
"I'm too white for this, this physically hurts me to keep up"
good. I wouldn't bear more.
...... comic book guy....
I ship rouge and batman
I ship rouge and derek
Rouge is just batwoman in disguise
@@TreeBranchStudiosTrue
I ship cream and edp445
Real?
I feel like salty is slowly turning into Jerma, and i don't know how to feel about it
So many people get in on the inside jokes that it starts to just feel like outside all over again?
Or is it the constant empty surreal threats from chat?
Joker vs. Jerma. Who will win?
WHY DOES HIS FAKE LAUGH SOUND LIKE JERMA'S
@@callie-flower3177 YEAH WTF salty is one of jerma's clones who breached containment
watch saltydkdan videos on 1.25x speed and he sounds just like jerma
Last stream: Chat tortures Salty.
Salty this stream with Guptil and BnHA: M y t u r n
I’m so glad he liked the wyvern. My favorite boss + music as well
So Sage sees Dr. Eggman as a father figure and his other robots like Orbot and Cubot as “brothers“
I wonder what she would think of Belle and vice versa?
(If you dont know who Belle is shes a robot created by “Eggman“ in the IDW comics, wich are also canon now since Sonic mentions Tangle, also a character from the comics, in one of his flavortexts in the open world)
I’m glad we’re getting compilations of (presumably) the rest of the Frontiers streams they were so fun to watch
Man, that Sky Sanctuary stage sure has a lot of green moss!
You know what else is green? Our number 9 spot, Cosmo the Seedrian!
4:50 I love when salty says something only for the game to immediately spite him.
After hearing salty’s deku impressions I was considering visiting shotgun-chan
Did it genuinely upset you?
"I'm not an egg! I'm a scrambled egg"
"wait scrambled egg is just a type of egg"
7:47 the biggest gut punch here is the homestuck classpect in the bio
2:58 Salty I am dying. This is so funny
hiii shadoowww
it's me the devil
I love you!
You're welcome
@SuperWiiBros08 yo, I see you everywhere. Are you like a for hire editor on the side or something?
13:09 My Mom Walked In and Saw That...
The "just found anime" voice was so accurate that I felt my own anime discovery sins crawling down my back. I talked like that in 7th grade.
10:00 salty is throwing us off the scent, he looks exactly like his avatar
anyone else notice that half of Salty's stories end with him taking a fat dump
They might have IBS idk, as someone with a horrible bladder 99% of my experiences end with me taking a fat dump
@@AleksandarBell pretty sure Salty is a dude?
@@AleksandarBell SaltyIBSDan
@@herowither12354 He uses he/they pronouns. You can see that both in their twitter bio + in his description on certain videos. Some cis people use different pronouns, pronouns are just whatever you want tbh.
7:06 im literally in a trans discord server thats 90% salty fans. like that wasn't intentional. Someone wanted to make an trans only, adults only discord server and the people who showed up were overwhelmingly salty fans.
That’s amazing
@@supercamborg4218 it is
1:19
Random chatter:”Because you’re bi”
Salty:”Is the Joker bi???”
Is Salty bi??? That’s pretty epic. I mean I thought they were another default straight gamer dude. But this is fantastic.
7:38
SALTY’S TRANS TOO?!?!!
12:00 "Hi Senpai. Donde estas la bibiloteca?" LMAO 🤣 I'm already dead at this part.
my soul left my body the instant you started talking as a japanese shy anime newbie
Why is everyone who sees sonic frontiers have a mental breakdown and start singing the sonic underground theme immediately
What chemical is activating in our brains
How is this relatable to sonic having siblings and a mom aT ALL
Edit: Derek did you let tik tok trans you
THEY MADE A FUCKING *VOW*
@@mittens5789 THAT THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND
@@mittens5789 Their mother WILL be found
Love that this went from a stream highlights video to an AMV.
9:46 I was in the middle of swallowing food as you said this and it caused me to nearly choke, Salty. Do not make an attempt on my life like this again, or there will be consequences.
Sage is the kind of kid to watch Undertale AU fanfics
salty is so smart. sometimes i just don't know how long the video will be and then boom he says it'll be 23 minutes long in the title thank you salterius derek danald
I feel like the quintessential Sonic soundtrack is entirely the theme of "Early 2000s Angsty Punk Rock"
I love all the Snapcube fandub references, Sonic content is peak hahaha, the fanbase is so awesome 👍
Edit: you know you can stomp on the ground to cancel the momentum the boost does right?
Hiiii shaadoow
@@InsanePigeon It's me the deviiiil
@@sakuradabp6400 I love you
@@somecallmesean_ im having so much fun with youuuu
...Thank you? I suppose?
11:02 Oh no, Trevor the hedgehog has returned
I guess sonics grippers are reserved for the people who tune in to the streams.
🤨
9:45 you saying "fattest shit of your life" paired with Sonic's dramatic anime eyes is a great unintentional joke
22:50 Tails got the light-skin stare 😨
I cannot fucking believe Salty parodied top 10 hottest sonic girls
Like Jesus Christ that caught me off guard
22:04 he missed the part where sonic swings wyvern around and throws it to the mountain
14:07 salty I think chat went crazy cause Amy is canonically like 12
Salty wasn't doing a good job of convincing me that they aren't an egg with how they were getting folded like an omelette the whole video
14:44 salty is a jerma variant what the fuck
We found one of the prototypes, right under our nose this entire time
i’m actually tearing up at the elmo part please
I CANT WAIT TO HEAR PENNY PARKER COVER THAT SONG AT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS ONE 21:23
14:41 not salty going from the jerma laugh to fucking elmo
I don't know if I should be impressed, or scared that Salty knew the whole (or most of the) script to that classic top 10 list
7:47 i last watched this video BEFIRE reading homestuck
I CANT BELIEVE SHE JUST CASUALLY HAS HER CLASSPECT IN HER BIO LMAO
rouge of doom actually sounds pretty cool
LOVED how you edited the boss fight to keep the music playing throughout all the edits
14:36 that sounds like a jerma laugh
And the elmo laugh on top makes it even better
9:08 they realized they weren't ready to face their fears.
Salty, i’m so proud of you coming out. Just know that you have our full support
7:00
i feel personally called out by this
*_Questionable Moment_*
22:49
*'Bedroom Eyes' / 'Reverse Rizz Stare' Tails*
Sonic Frontiers is to Salty what Pokemon Scarlet/Violet is to me: it ain't perfect, it's got issues, but damn if it doesn't make me giddy and hype me up.
7:15 HELLO??? UHM IM THE GOKU COPSLAYER LMAOOO
Give me some bombs, i have to win the tournament, and my powers are out, and my kids are damaged so they also cant make bombs, please help, if i dont win my base will explode
I love that Salty made a Fan MV for the final battle lmao
Barely even past the first few minutes of the video and I’m already amused since the intro is making me think of Sonic Frontiers Underground
Imagine Sam Vincent singing the vocal themes in his Sonic singing voice that’d be amazing
2:50 I paused to read each of the memos and didn't think there was anything particularly special about Eggman mentioning the Babylonians. Salty was quick to shatter that illusion after I unpaused. What the hell kinda lore was Sonic Riders smoking to bring the Babylonians into play?
Dude 0:15 hit harder than it should've
1:30 Jesus that is spot on salty
8:15 only an egg knows what an egg is salty
only an egg knows what an egg is ✊
3:16 I just happen to think about this: since we know orbot and cubot are sage’s brothers, would metal sonic be the oldest brother, if we exclude scratch and grounder?
Salty your anime boy impression is actively making my bronchitis worse never do that again and I will pay you money
the donator at 14:15 def knows who voices Mirage, although Aiden in voiced by Jonah Scott, it's Kyle Crane from DL1 that's also Roger Craig Smith
16:41 LORE JUMPSCARE
5:40 Knuckles: Sonic, I need to tell you something
Sonic: What is it?
Knuckles: Comic Book Guy...
9:52 I'm proud of myself for that one
Aaaw the Sage and bow jr ! The babies!!!
I love sage so much! And my appreciation for bowser jr has skyrocketed since I started following kairy draws, this lil guy is the most adorable thing in the world!
This is truly a sonic frontiers moment
As a hispanic person, the fucking line at 12:01 made me cackle like a psycho. I’m so glad I’m subbed to your channel lmao
I'd love to hear Salty try Mandark's laugh from Dexter's Laboratory. Also my phone doesn't think "laboratory" is a real word.
12:09 seeing my own message being in this video actually jumpscared me
1:51 But Bat Man should know what a movie is
After all, his parents were killed after seeing one
The trauma made him forget what movies are
I love the fanmade sonic frontiers intro theme you made
Him saying that he is not an egg becomes much less believable when he literally does the voice I did when I came out afterwards.
Gotta love the Snapcube reference
Haha slay queen, I love it when our dearly beloved monarch Queen Elizabeth II talks about my favorite blue hedgehog who runs fast
my man actually becoming jerma over a sonic game
i loved when salty said "its sonic time" and soniced all over the place, truely a masterpiece
Oh, it will be a fine day when this meme dies. It's the Among Us of it's time: Everywhere l go, and not funny to begin with.
@@TheDanishGuyReviews unlike that meme though it was funny at some point. This meme is unparalelled amounts of unfunnny.
i want that joker is a sonic fan bit animated so badly you cant imagine oh my god