I performed a cursed ritual and broke its ONLY RULE

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  • @jdpowell6405
    @jdpowell6405 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "Binky, like most influencers, would never make it in the wild." 😂😂😂😂 ... I snorted my coffee at that one.

    • @dwannwilson1260
      @dwannwilson1260 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lol I agree I’m us that line

  • @pattyc.4978
    @pattyc.4978 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +207

    Respectfully, I get Kurt. You all bring unchecked soul magic into MY house?! What?! The cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the unmitigated GALL!

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Not to mention, the rudeness.

    • @Happy-dl4qt
      @Happy-dl4qt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Yeah I feel like it’s an unwritten rule to not mess with dark magic stuff if you don’t own the property and haven’t made sure others don’t become collateral if something goes wrong

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@Happy-dl4qtIt's an unwritten rule until someone did it then it's a sign on the wall

    • @chocoletentropy8673
      @chocoletentropy8673 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Wonder how he felt at the end of the story
      Just imagine you leave on a trip and comeback oh yea BTW your house is now both crumbling ashes and a crime scene

    • @GabrielaChaves-gy7jo
      @GabrielaChaves-gy7jo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Happy-dl4qtHonestly everyone should do a smoke cleansing before moving into any new place. People are extra crazy and petty these days.

  • @loganreads90
    @loganreads90 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    “I’m not sharing maternity rights with a hamster” literally had me cackling. The delivery was just *chef’s kiss*.

  • @amandaredd3057
    @amandaredd3057 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Strolling around like some kind of discount Chucky" 😂❤

  • @jerichohill487
    @jerichohill487 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Great stuff, as is usual.
    I'm 30 minutes in, and all I can say is this, if the writer doesn't want to keep his demon love child, there are alternatives. There's a guy named Jack, runs a gas station, A guy named Cole that has Property out in the middle of nowhere, and a grocery store named Charlie's. I'm sure any of these places would be happy to take Baby Boo in/put it to work.

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Or it could end up in a certain half priced voodoo shop 🤔

    • @gothgirl4evr881
      @gothgirl4evr881 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@Nathan_Coleywas going to suggest the same thing😂

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gothgirl4evr881 It's the 2 videos I found our dear narrator during & I still can't get them out of my head.😂🤣

    • @wyntersteele1a
      @wyntersteele1a ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or one of the secret government prisons for the supernatural.

    • @FloridaManYT
      @FloridaManYT ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Barnabys

  • @thelovebelow9165
    @thelovebelow9165 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    So actually catching the doll moving wasn't enough of a "kill this thing now"? Jesus... lol I loved this story

    • @williestreiff9314
      @williestreiff9314 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would use it to pick up dog poop

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, humans are incredibly stupid.

    • @robertleamon1419
      @robertleamon1419 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I wouldn’t kill it. Keep it

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prob just his imagination

    • @gulumdesch5741
      @gulumdesch5741 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@histguy101 must have bin the wind

  • @janestim79
    @janestim79 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I can't listen to any other creepy story channel anymore . Your voice and narration are everything! Love being able to watch you too.

    • @scottbryan3362
      @scottbryan3362 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The dark sounim or how ya spell it. He’s got that butter smooth put ya at ease voice

    • @CharlieKellyEsq
      @CharlieKellyEsq ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottbryan3362agreed, those 2 are my favorite. They always have excellent stories too

    • @christythompson6575
      @christythompson6575 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I listen to others but this is my favorite as well!

    • @janestim79
      @janestim79 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@christythompson6575 same, LH is my fave though!

    • @janestim79
      @janestim79 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@scottbryan3362 Dark Somnium? Yes subscribed there too 🙂

  • @Nuitari08
    @Nuitari08 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Great, now I have to figure out how to work “I’m not sharing maternity rights with a hamster” into my everyday conversations

  • @phoenixredd721
    @phoenixredd721 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Can we just speak on the fact of how Lighthouse has been giving us not only consistent content & content that is so detailed it’s like you’re there! But also the amount of uploads lately have me feeling so spoiled ❤ I appreciate the work you put into these videos for us LH ‼️ You will always be in my top three of horror storytellers 💯

    • @williestreiff9314
      @williestreiff9314 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Him and Jordan GRUPE work very hard to give us good content

    • @kimberlyshepherd270
      @kimberlyshepherd270 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@williestreiff9314I love Jordan's videos. I think he has a great voice too.

    • @kellisprague7420
      @kellisprague7420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's my absolute favorite!!

    • @rtempest12
      @rtempest12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi Fellow Listener's, I'm a Patrion of This & Viidith22 Channels..!!
      - Others : The Dark Somnium, urmaker, Creepy Ghost Stories, Mr.Creeps, Verastahl,
      Mr.C.Pasta, Mr.Davis & Mr.Spooky, is a New Öne..!! Awesome Group of Storytellers.👾👻😱
      (^_-) From Ont, /🇨🇦

    • @lorettacadman8466
      @lorettacadman8466 ปีที่แล้ว

      2-

  • @katekenn156
    @katekenn156 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    You’re not just a narrator; you’re an actor, and a very good one. This story, and your delivery of it, were incredible! 👏👏

    • @allannapier1626
      @allannapier1626 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yup with you 100 percent and a great actor at that

    • @robertleamon1419
      @robertleamon1419 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about me

    • @gabithebrat
      @gabithebrat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is my fav of all story tellers..and i have been thru a lot of them😁

    • @williestreiff9314
      @williestreiff9314 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's actually a Marionette

    • @williestreiff9314
      @williestreiff9314 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@robertleamon1419you too

  • @yesterdayitrained
    @yesterdayitrained ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Another new story?!? Brilliant. LH, I hope you aren’t overworking yourself- we care! Your work has created a beautiful community. Thank you.

  • @terry_choi
    @terry_choi ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I'm all with Kurt on this! You don't deal with stuff like this coz you never know what's gonna come for you.. 😨
    Thank you for the brilliant narration as always, LH! ☺️❤

    • @j.yang7
      @j.yang7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kurt was the most sane person in the story, good job for just getting out of there and leaving the two idiots to their voodoo mess

    • @learninghowto101
      @learninghowto101 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@j.yang7 i was a bit nervous for him. Most of the time characters like them are killed first 😄. I wasn't expecting any comment abt the strou coz it rarely rarely happens. But im glad someone did, and its about the characater i liked😆

    • @AlbertoMartinez765
      @AlbertoMartinez765 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Two idiots were thinking about the Doll and Not thinking about what was Controlling the doll.

    • @your_favorite_jackalope_ba1325
      @your_favorite_jackalope_ba1325 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kurt saw the pic tho 0-0 so what if hes the next target

    • @liamnehren1054
      @liamnehren1054 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Honestly I don't agree with Kurt. He was like burn it! which is a bad idea in most stories. I would probably bring in real experts i.e. scientists, got to test that out 100% before doing anything to get rid of it. Since otherwise you get possessed Karen.

  • @luigy026
    @luigy026 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Binky didnt deserve any of that, poor binky 😭

  • @sebastianacevedo9444
    @sebastianacevedo9444 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    There are so many good lines here.
    "I'm not sharing paternity rights with a hamster."
    "I went with it because, hear me out here I'm an idiot."
    "I'm sure if he cut your arm off he'd sew it back on."

  • @derpanzermacher9094
    @derpanzermacher9094 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm sorry but the amount of stupidity that Karen and the guy exhibited; they don't deserve to survive it. The only one I feel sorry for is Binky.

  • @branbranentertainment407
    @branbranentertainment407 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    28:48 "hes our baby" was synced so well with the baby in the backround lmao
    also.. freaky.....
    also funny af cuz its synced with "our what now?"

  • @allysonburns6214
    @allysonburns6214 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Anything with dolls or clowns totally creep me out! Thanks for another great story!

    • @KristenJenkins-cs6ox
      @KristenJenkins-cs6ox ปีที่แล้ว

      I am with you. I do alot of auction shopping All dolls are nope don't want creepy dolls and clowns are just nope that is not happening 😂

  • @kristinnunez2702
    @kristinnunez2702 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Oh my goodness your humor, sarcasm and witt in telling this story!! I laughed, scoffed and snorted. One of your best narrations to date.💜💜💜

    • @classicnosh
      @classicnosh ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right... especially when their lease wasn't renewed... he was like "Fair! ... Gotta accept the fact that demons will kind of wreck our renewal chances."

    • @GraysonsMimi-xn1eb
      @GraysonsMimi-xn1eb ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same! I’m pulling an all nighter in my home reorganizing and I accidentally laughed loud and thought I woke up my husband!! 😬🤣

    • @KristenJenkins-cs6ox
      @KristenJenkins-cs6ox ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I couldn't stop laughing at one point😂. Love the way he takes you into the stories! It's like you become a character in the story. I could listen to his stories all day n night.

  • @GrubbsandWyrm
    @GrubbsandWyrm ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Like most influencers she's never make it in the wild."😂😂😂😂

  • @double_d_8885
    @double_d_8885 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Best fictional horror channel on TH-cam

    • @tragicvalentine
      @tragicvalentine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely agree! 💯 Lighthouse and the Dark Somnium keep me alive.

    • @cameronsteele371
      @cameronsteele371 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@tragicvalentinedon't forget about Mr. Creeps. He's another great narrator

    • @Su-Jo
      @Su-Jo ปีที่แล้ว

      And Viidith22!

    • @tragicvalentine
      @tragicvalentine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cameronsteele371 Mr Creeps is another favourite!

    • @tragicvalentine
      @tragicvalentine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Su-Jo I haven't listened to them, I will check them out though, thanks for the recommendation :)

  • @princessofhardrock3934
    @princessofhardrock3934 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Almost an hour and a half!! Can’t wait! Thanks for picking great stories!! Love your narrations!

  • @corbeaunoir8319
    @corbeaunoir8319 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was super refreshing. So many good tropes combined and literary devices

  • @VeronicaStorm98
    @VeronicaStorm98 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If I had a roommate like that, they had better stay far away from my 18" doll and huge fashion doll collection. I don't need my entire doll army (including 2 custom dolls) trying to kill me in my sleep!

  • @TamijoCampbell-he9xf
    @TamijoCampbell-he9xf ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how you do this. It makes it seem like you're sitting here talking to us. Hanging out telling us what happened to you lol. You're the only narrator I have that does this. I love it. You have a great voice and don't overdo the theatrics but there is influction in your tone. Absolutely Love You ❤❤❤❤

  • @jennifercoker8365
    @jennifercoker8365 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Driving home from work is much better, when listening to Lighthouse Horror❤

  • @DollHouseMadam
    @DollHouseMadam ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I always love the energy you put into your narration. And I love the hair!

    • @MG-es2no
      @MG-es2no ปีที่แล้ว

      I always found his hair interesting. At first I thought he was just untidy, but decided that is just his look. Can't figure out🤔 if it is black or brown.

  • @medinamihalis
    @medinamihalis ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This might have taken over the top spot as my favorite video of yours (The Supermarket Memoirs still coming in a close second if it doesn't hang onto its top spot - what can I say, I'm a sucker for a good bit of comedy in my horror). Excellent work as always! You seem to be settling in nicely to the on-camera format. Thank you kindly for the spooks, sir 👻
    (Also RIP Binky 🥀🐹)

  • @chil235
    @chil235 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I could listen to you read a whole book. Never been into reading horror books but I can't stop listening to your channel when I'm at work. Good stuff man. Keep it up 😊

    • @MG-es2no
      @MG-es2no ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He could read the yellow pages and make entertaining.😁

  • @canadianjaneoriginal
    @canadianjaneoriginal ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ok after my third try listening to this story I finally stayed awake through it ( hard days worn out). Loved it! The subtle humour and panic moments were great. Your character felt so real even Karen felt like her own character. I was surprised Binky did not ooze out of the doll when the arm was cut off lol. It would have been cool if this trio kept going in more stories.

  • @breannawalker7648
    @breannawalker7648 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You are literally the best narrator I've ever discovered. I've tried listening to others but I can't. Their voice throws me off. And I'm like "uhn uhn, I need some lighthouse" I'm happy you're putting yourself in the visuals now. It's nice to see your face❤

  • @randyjohnson6390
    @randyjohnson6390 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your delivery is absolutely fantastic.

  • @Unkdrefinest
    @Unkdrefinest 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The gut buster line had me laughing in tears. Is when he said he went,
    Pass the bananas and gone full a fruit salad boarded the crazy train man commandeered it and conducted it right off the rails. :)

  • @rookiedraptor571
    @rookiedraptor571 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Read more from this author. His humor and your delivery are a perfect match 😂😂❤

  • @Maru-et6of
    @Maru-et6of ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think its such a nice touch to actually be on camera while telling the story. It really adds to the experience

  • @diegopepsko1512
    @diegopepsko1512 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Shouldn’t we science it?” sent me packin

  • @Deimos5224
    @Deimos5224 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You sir are improving. Which I didn’t think was even possible. Too damn good at creating an atmosphere, and a sense of characters.

  • @crazydaisyog3984
    @crazydaisyog3984 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This story was great!! It was super creepy and not the ending I expected. But Kurt wasn't home at the end... wouldn't that leave him open? 😳

    • @johnharker7194
      @johnharker7194 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He never played. Hopefully he has good homeowners insurance though.
      Actually the best character in this story

    • @judith5187
      @judith5187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kurt wasn't ever part of the game so he shouldn't be open

  • @winterkind1772
    @winterkind1772 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This story was amazing! Performed amazingly but also the writer did an amazing job with the mix of fun and horror. Now I have to go and read more from them!

  • @trishpipkins
    @trishpipkins ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You keep knocking these out of the park. I lossed a furry family member last week and this has been exactly what my sad soul needed.

    • @FloridaMan0561
      @FloridaMan0561 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry to hear that,best way to help is to get a new puppy or a new kitten ❤

    • @krusader357
      @krusader357 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@FloridaMan0561no it really isn't..

    • @FloridaMan0561
      @FloridaMan0561 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krusader357 It’s a lot better to play with a new one than it is to just sit around moping about the one who past away.

    • @trishpipkins
      @trishpipkins ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FloridaMan0561 we rescued a kitten. We weren't going to but we didn't have any furry family members and we both really really missed having one around. Now we've got a kitten who's part ninja part cuddly teddy bear. He's bananas. 😆

    • @FloridaMan0561
      @FloridaMan0561 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trishpipkins That’s awesome 😊

  • @asthenolith
    @asthenolith ปีที่แล้ว +10

    There must be some hallucinating going on if Binky the hamster looks like a guinea pig 😂

  • @Zalixor
    @Zalixor ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gotta be one of the better stories and narrations you've done. Not a soul that could do this better than you.

  • @firefury6053
    @firefury6053 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Had all the elements of a previous story. The players, the comedy, and the battles, were awesome! I love the creepy narrations that come out for Halloween. Thank you so much, Lighthouse!!! Happy Halloween everyone!

    • @Sarah-said
      @Sarah-said ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I almost didn't listen to this story because I thought it was the same as the "I bought a haunted house but no one believes me" that he narrated a couple of years ago 😊 I'm glad I double checked and found out that I was wrong.

    • @asiaizzard3791
      @asiaizzard3791 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nooo. Please reply but I started listening to this last night and didn't finish. It was labeled don't play hide and seek alone unless you want to die. I sweeeear. Now it's I bought a haunted house and no one believes me. Don't tell me I'm dimension hopping again

    • @firefury6053
      @firefury6053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@asiaizzard3791 noo dw about it bro, I only mentioned it had the elements of that other story. no dimensional hopping today, I think xD

    • @asiaizzard3791
      @asiaizzard3791 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @firefury6053 that's what I'm saying the entire video name was different last night

    • @firefury6053
      @firefury6053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @asiaizzard3791 I see that now, I guess he changed the name. It was a totally different title last night haha. ;u;'

  • @FireElement7
    @FireElement7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thank you 😂❤ This one is making me laugh because I collect dolls and toys. I have a "creepy section" in my collection and I always get a little chuckle when someone who doesn't know about them freaks out 😂. Disclaimer: All of my dolls and toys are strictly non violent and kind 😂❤

  • @druelia9485
    @druelia9485 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one was really good! I liked the fact that it was kinda different from the stories usually produced, and the subtle humor by the narrator at times was just perfect.

  • @carolrohrer325
    @carolrohrer325 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    What a story!! Perfectly narrated!! Thank you, Lighthouse!

  • @JustineAnastasia
    @JustineAnastasia ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This had me laughing so hard in the store that people left aisle looking worried. Wow to this author. And flawless delivery on those lines.

  • @s3audi2009
    @s3audi2009 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I love me some lighthouse horror stories

  • @Spookybecky420
    @Spookybecky420 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These are the highlights of my week. Nothing more exciting and relaxing than some Lighthouse Horror 😊

  • @shelleyprekop6037
    @shelleyprekop6037 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am obsessed with your channel. Thanks friend.

  • @tinaburgard7814
    @tinaburgard7814 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was an amazing story and your narration was spot on. I can feel the characters emotions when you're talking. Awesome job!!!

  • @actionitybeamy
    @actionitybeamy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i am waiting weekly for your stories! you are the best narrator i've heard!!

  • @iceymatthome6860
    @iceymatthome6860 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Because here me out here….. I’m an idiot”😂😂😂😂

  • @katimius
    @katimius ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is flipping surreal. [insert laugh track here]

  • @hdharrison5375
    @hdharrison5375 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very good. I was really waiting for the picture description.

  • @rheaumegarrick
    @rheaumegarrick ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was comedy gold😂😂, I swear😂😂😂

  • @BOSECHRISTINA-e5n
    @BOSECHRISTINA-e5n ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loved the story and LOVED your prosodic reading!

  • @erikagonzalez7070
    @erikagonzalez7070 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Things that make this channel even more my fav.. seeing LH tell the story, and the animations. I like to watch as well as hear so it's pretty perfect. The narration and visual in these stories are beyond. Ty so much your incredible art story telling. Deff my top 2favs on here❤

  • @joefarah06
    @joefarah06 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Congrats on cracking 500k! Well deserved. Thanks for all the great work

  • @artoriasxv2844
    @artoriasxv2844 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Im early here i just want to ask you please to give us part 3 of vodoo clerk story please i beg i'll sub any patreon or anything but please you have the best narration and stories!!!

    • @scottbryan3362
      @scottbryan3362 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I agree. They have like 5 now after the first two he did they have the reopening then they have the campus story and there is a My Brother a voodoo puppet idk something but I have to listen to them in monotone thru crap channels. I need his Smooth Caramel voice of Mr Creole saying Travisssss. Oh oh and he’d do a killer mama Creole too. Yeh ill patron as well if he promises to get started on those next 3

    • @Spookybecky420
      @Spookybecky420 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This!!!!!! I would love the whole series!!!

    • @kellyrickard3833
      @kellyrickard3833 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@scottbryan3362 there's more of the voodoo stories😮😮😮 I want to hear them, but Noone tells a story like lighthouse. I am willing to pay for the rest of the stories too.

    • @artoriasxv2844
      @artoriasxv2844 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guys how do we get his attention for real? Lighthouse if you are reading this please do it we love you and your amazing narration skills

    • @shaysmith4975
      @shaysmith4975 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh I definitely agree!!! That's my favorite story from this channel, please please do the next stories

  • @MrDuneedon
    @MrDuneedon ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lighthouse Horror: the absolute, undisputed creepypasta GOAT!

  • @nikkig9597
    @nikkig9597 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You truly brought ur narrations to another level with showing yourself while you do ur narrations . I love the whole idea of it. Thank You

  • @sherylsocia4496
    @sherylsocia4496 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Dolls creep me out. My mother in law had dolls that looked like kids and she put them on bikes. Freakin creepy!

    • @kevins1852
      @kevins1852 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You wouldn't like the village of Nagoro, Japan, then 😅

    • @sherylsocia4496
      @sherylsocia4496 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevins1852 y?

    • @kevins1852
      @kevins1852 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sherylsocia4496Nagoro is a village that has around 300 life-sized dolls posed throughout the village to make it look like they are engaged in daily activities

    • @maximumeffort78
      @maximumeffort78 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leave it to a mother in law to do that lol 🥴

    • @angelicakoutsouridakis5816
      @angelicakoutsouridakis5816 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My mom had a porcelain doll head on a shelf that always creeped me out when I was a kid. It was too close to my bed. Old from when my mom was a kid. Totally worn out by time, with creepy glossy eyes.... I hated that thing. I have no idea where it is now. Haven’t seen it in maybe 15 years. But I bet it’s tucked away somewhere between old stuff. I know it wasn’t haunted or something, but it had that stare somehow. But my mom didn’t understand why I found it creepy, since it was just a doll head and a piece of her own childhood.

  • @fedupN
    @fedupN ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is probably my favorite story, or top three, of all the ones you've narrated.
    Love the character and narrative tone.

  • @TENZEN._.
    @TENZEN._. ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love this big time story. That would have been great if it was 1:23:45 but it is with exception of the last 2. You are BRILLIANT STEPHEN! Thank you my friend! 🗿👊😎🗿

  • @michaelmoran6861
    @michaelmoran6861 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was absolutely brilliant. Not just your voice but your acting of the role.

  • @kentworch
    @kentworch ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you Stephen for an absolutely awesome pasta. Top notch work as always, and I really loved this one. Definitely a good one. Thank you for making my morning.🖤🖤🖤🖤

  • @jane1483
    @jane1483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your narrations. Thank you LHH👏

  • @emilysigmund1255
    @emilysigmund1255 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not yet mid-way yet...
    My goodness, that little crush on Karen better have evaporated by the end of this fiasco 🤦‍♀️
    Edit: oh boy

  • @0Cocoron0
    @0Cocoron0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's no confirmation in this story that he was able to kill Binky and in fact it sounded like he was about to commit arson first. Thus one can only assume he most likely was never able to get the chance. Therefore, Binky remains as a demonically possessed hamster.

  • @spaceunicorn6000
    @spaceunicorn6000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It took two steps in the dark, and then froze.
    *Boo Boy in Family Guy death pose

  • @sydneyrose6455
    @sydneyrose6455 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh Kay? I’m kinda confused why the doll decided to mess with Kurt first. I have to admit though poor Kurt was the smart one.

  • @driversuz44
    @driversuz44 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stunning. Exquisitely written story, and of course it was narrated perfectly. This one blew me away.

  • @skh770
    @skh770 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I went along with it.. because..now hear me out... I'm an idiot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just about fell over laughing here.

  • @elizbialek
    @elizbialek ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg.... you never disappoint!! And i played it!!!! Love it. I have been waiting for a long one.... did your say Binky??? Binky was my nickname as a baby!! Ha!

  • @jmac5951
    @jmac5951 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, you are just the best! The writing on your channel is consistently strong and your character voices are first rate

  • @kristinecollier9155
    @kristinecollier9155 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Loving your thick, dark locks!! This story was out there! LOL! You're amazing as always!! ❤️

  • @Kamweshhh
    @Kamweshhh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Past bananas and gone full fruit salad!"- this was hilarious😂😂

  • @disqusmacabre6246
    @disqusmacabre6246 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There are several excellent narrators posting to the interwebs.
    But LHH easily makes my personal list of the top five. I love that he puts his face into evrry video - I would gladly pay for a ticket to see him do this live.
    Mr Ballen is hosting a live storytelling event shortly in Austin, Tx. I'm hoping it goes well as this will encourage others to do the same.

  • @amymarie6809
    @amymarie6809 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are an AMAZING story teller and are awesome on screen. This was SO much better than listening to someone talk while seeing either words or photos that don’t fit the story!!

  • @SpudsMcGeeTV
    @SpudsMcGeeTV ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Stephen, if you’re being held hostage and being forced to make the thumbnails and title ironically clickbait and have nothing to do with the presented story: blink three times, then two times, then four times in the next video.

    • @ryanlopez205
      @ryanlopez205 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I dont see how it's clickbait

    • @SpudsMcGeeTV
      @SpudsMcGeeTV ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ryanlopez205 Its been changed since this comment was posted. It was the typical "Surprise face, big red circle arrow pointing to red circle."

    • @ryanlopez205
      @ryanlopez205 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SpudsMcGeeTV ahh gotcha, I guess he finally heard you

    • @daisychain5894
      @daisychain5894 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@SpudsMcGeeTVI find those kind of thumbnails off putting and usually don't watch, glad he's changed it lol.

    • @caffinatedredpanda9964
      @caffinatedredpanda9964 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@daisychain5894 I agree. For a short while i lost interest in LH because of it. I eventually came back around.

  • @Nightflameflyer
    @Nightflameflyer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This man has done a lot of stuff. Working in forests and parks around the US. Playing games with ghosts, grocery stores. Man what a life

  • @crimsoneclipse0618
    @crimsoneclipse0618 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Spoilers
    I love how Karen immediately goes to adopt the haunted doll, that's 100% the content brain taking over lol

    • @Scarybits13
      @Scarybits13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why a spoiler???

    • @williestreiff9314
      @williestreiff9314 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love that her name is Karen

    • @devil5hlygrim972
      @devil5hlygrim972 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love spoilers that pop up as the first comment… good job buddy

    • @devil5hlygrim972
      @devil5hlygrim972 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎉

    • @williestreiff9314
      @williestreiff9314 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devil5hlygrim972 I know, I try to avoid reading comments until after the podcast, because of some particular BOZO'S ONLY THERE THE ONLY ONES ENTITLED TO ENJOY THE STORY

  • @timnolan1802
    @timnolan1802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was...EPIC! the serious parts really tweaked my brain, and then the one-liners damn near made me spit out my drink or my dinner on a number of occasions. Awesome storytelling, bro! :)

  • @anklemania
    @anklemania ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just laying down and figuring out what to fall asleep to, then relisten tomorrow at work 😂

  • @BloopTheNoop
    @BloopTheNoop ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “First I’m not sharing maternity rights with a hamster” LOL

  • @erickaennis2738
    @erickaennis2738 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg. Your narrations are superb. I look forward to them. They make my day. Keep up the good work. 😊

  • @shabnamardev1373
    @shabnamardev1373 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your horror stories are the absolute best. My daughter and I listen, riveted. The content is amazing, the narration and astute pauses makes us gasp and stop, hanging to every word. Thank you for these gems.

  • @ScullyPop
    @ScullyPop ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is one of my favorite channels.

  • @isaiah5833
    @isaiah5833 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This entire video is the perfect script to a movie

  • @demoneyin9390
    @demoneyin9390 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always tend to like the stories that don’t have happy endings. I like how it gives you the feeling that it’s gonna be “A-Okay”, but goes completely sideways.

  • @TheStuart-of-Cosby
    @TheStuart-of-Cosby ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You Never Do Disappoint Mr Lighthouse. .
    Thanks for Tonight's Entertainment
    Happy Spook Season to Everyone 👻

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poor Binky 😢🐹
    She was being cared for by 2 complete morons 😓

  • @LostInTheOdyssey
    @LostInTheOdyssey ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you're up for it - It would be so cool for you to continue with the Voodoo Shop series :)

  • @hayleylewis1379
    @hayleylewis1379 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's absolutely number 1 for all of these stories where he' gets them from I don't know but he knows his stuff.xx

  • @astralworm7277
    @astralworm7277 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Love this story ❤️ very well written and I love the quips of humour, great narration as always

  • @Zeran_Rey
    @Zeran_Rey ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely love your videos Lighthouse! You never cease to impress with each new video released.

  • @lynnetrathen4587
    @lynnetrathen4587 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yay a long story 😊😊 thank you Stephan 😊

  • @bessieknox
    @bessieknox ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Binge listening and enjoying immensely! My 9 year old granddaughter is listening with me, she recommended that I download these and take them for camping trips! Great idea! Thanks for your excellent story telling skills. 💞💞💫👌😊

  • @brittanyburns456
    @brittanyburns456 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You are amazing! Thanks for your hard work dude

  • @the_phantom_cat7912
    @the_phantom_cat7912 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "boarded the crazy train, commandeered it, and conducted it right off the rails" might be the funniest thing I've heard in a very long time

    • @__The_Real_V__
      @__The_Real_V__ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Absolutely agree.
      Gone past bananas and went full fruit salad 😂😂😂