Niu: Let me play you a love song Astel: 🅶🆄🅽 【Holostars Neoporte EngSub】
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Damn, Astel really knows how to cut deep. Telling her to "take care" after accusing her of being selfish with her money, that's some full-on manipulation.
the way he breaks them down and wraps them around his finger. this man is dangerous
honestly though. I feel like everytime Niu goes for a counter or an attack, she's already lost or she is already in the palm of astel's hands. Like every interaction he had with niu, he already have total control and niu never realizes that. he a dangerous man 👁👁
He is a special grade curse
The man irl is somewhat goodlooking he probably has a lot of experience when it comes to this.
@@samsonjbriiidivina7037 idk about irl but about 2 years ago he was very quiet and uncomfortable around girls
@@sourishghosh8958 yeah of course like the majority of every man on the planet until we have navigated the bounderies to whom we talk to.
Always love her reaction to astel´s rizz as if she was receiving physical pain
Every counterattack she receives reminds her that she cannot defeat him
bruh, how is it possible to be this adorable?
Astel has a really chill vibe off stream, i like it
They could actually make a show just like this. They're really into it. 🤣
legit this is a whole drama 2 seaons by itself
NGL I was hella invested in this LOL
From the creators of Roberu Night Mea... Astel Niu Day~
we got menhara maker Astel, tsundere Astel, and Rizztel all in one clip 😂 this rust server is such a blessing 🙏
What's menhera and rizztel?
@@Monchilox jap slang for (men)tal health (hera), usually refers to mentally unstable women
rizztel is a portmanteau of "rizz" (zoomer slang for charisma) and astel
@@miniondaechir menhera is a gender neutral word
@@heerotomoe Yes, but I was referring to its usage I see most often
man, niu is too cute
1:02 love that you can truly tell she thought about lying to astel www
"Can you repeat that I couldn't hear you over the gunshot"
Niu: "he give sweet treatments to girls"
La+: *he does?*
laplus was given a gun and a horse out of pity from astel. that's a little something to start with
Funny thing that seems to be Laplus outsmarted Astel with her last Rust stream. If Astel being nice to her all the time with plan to do something weird in the end, that plan will never happen now. So Astel was just being nice to Laplus lol. It's more hilarious that Roberu suffering from Laplus promised to revenge her someday when he grow stronger and Astel agrees with him. And Laplus just... ran away lmao
@@gizkadasha3989Astel never planned anything, he's just being nice because he sees her as a poor monkey 😂
@@gizkadasha3989 he gave her goodies so that he can smirk at her living conditions in rust hahah also that horse has bug stucked him on his stable multiple times and so it's probably cursed hahaha
Rizztel really is comparable to a sour patch, first he’s sour then he’s sweet xD
Nui on the other hand, is the perfect balance of PON and precious ww
Also, I absolutely love how expressive Niu’s model is ^^
Nui is the FMC of a NTR story and Aztel is the dude that instigates the NTR.
Dude i swear Astel is like Atk:100 Def: 000
when girl attack so hard, he dont know how to react and save from their viewer
His only defense is another attack
@@ravisky9597 physical attack
it doesnt matter cuz his Atk stat carries over to his counterattacks, perfect build right there
For Astel, attack is the best defense
Niu: "I know he makes girls Menhera, but I think it's not a bad thing."
Sorry, Niu. Once you thought that even once, it's the end for you.
Niu ?
In Suntempo, we got two different kind of rizz.. I want to be kind and popular as Roberu but I also want to be the best carrot-stick player like Astel.
Roberu's school: specialised in defense, but all you'd get are troublesome women, emotional/psychic damage can be only be reduced, not negated.
Astel's school: "W-key" warrior, full attack mode, but in change, you'd abandon your sanity and get branded as a curse .
Temma's school: .......[Mario Kart is love, Mario Kart is life].....
@@UltraZulwarn since my interaction with women like Roberu. I want Astel to theaching me.
Niu: *serenades Astel while telling him she loves him
3:35 DV otoko, the reference is about men who are often doing domestic violence to gf usually are really good at controlling the girl mental state by sometimes being sweet and thus keeping her on the rein being attached to him
This soap opera looks good. Can't wait for the next episode. 👏🏼👏🏼
I thought of this theory that Astel ends the bit with a gunshot to hide his embarrassment... maybe that's why Toitoi gets shot a lot... naaah maybe her reactions are just to funny hahahaha bruh is Niu is also really good at doing these impromptu skits hahahaha LOL the 1 man skit of confession and rejection when Astel's character froze and that counter when Astel said he didn't hear her confession cause of the guitar by shouting while still playing the guitar instead of not playing it at all hahahahaha truly a cursed couple
This cat is making my heart ache
she sounds like rushia
@@guromaiden2026 but more brat-ish
@@galaxycrystal2651 but she is not right? just sound alike.
She may sound like Rushia, but I'm pretty sure it's not her. I sincerely doubt she would pull a stunt like being in two agencies at once.
@@crayishikara Obviously not her, because she's sound more lively while Rushia is more refined. Plus she already in other agencies.
what I like about astel was his conversation skill, he know how to handle his partner really well.
i hope he get more attention even after this rust event end 😊
That take care gave me diabetes LMAO
The way she breaks down when he calls her fib, omg my heart 😭 She also really nails his manipulating style perfectly after that, very impressively mature analysis!
man Niu Live2D when she suprissed is so good, but man Astel really always got surrounded by many girl lol
Talking about menhera, isn't Astel said that when he was high school he have a fandom(?) How to say it, like a fan club(?) And if I am not mistaken he also said that he was always too kind that he make a lot of girls cry and become 'little bit' violence
Ye, Niu literally just sums up Astel irl lol
Yes he said that..even when he join a club in his high school..the majority of girls who join that club is is fanclub member
@@marion19 i need sauce sir
You are popular with girls. But at what cost?
The worst he can say is "No"
But not for Astel he refuse with a Gun
He is just being tsundere. With a gun
Goddamn I can't get enough of these two lol
It is so fun to watch both
The pair I would love to see more, just like Roberu NightMea
Too tee tee. We can't have that. He's an idol. 🔫
The gun was so loud i couldn't hear you
1:11 goddamn i love these two together
holy shiet that ending what a fahking chad lmao
toi rotfl in the background 🤣
SSG Astel, Abusive Father AND husband.
NOT THE GUNSHOT LMAOOOOOOOOO
Man, these two are adorable.
Go get a room, you two xD. W
As As Astel , greatest menhera making machine
Why are the blue people in Holopro psychos!?!!?
Wow Astel knows how to keep distance from menhera girls
Thank you for clip Oberetai 😭
The tentacles are important Astel.
THE TENTACLES ARE IMPORTANT
- Niu-chan, probably.
This clip of astel remind me of okita sougo from gintama
Cute
curiosity killed the cat lmao
He is tsundere .
aaaa cute niu
niu so cutee
Let Niu win for once Astel... You've been playing around too much (with other girls) 😅
I call the ending she won it
It's because he respects her that he won't go easy on her.
idk why but i like see astel and niu together 🤣
Ah. The honeymoon period is over.
I aspire to manspread, mansplain, manipulate like astel someday
Offense is the best defense
She won this time
omg i love these 2 , literal comedic duo
they say andrew tate is dangerous..
astel:
i think i need another nui astel clip moment....
there apex one month ago..or the yesterday bday surprise astel did for niu...
Her voice reminded me of someone.
i know i can count on you Oboretai we need more astel and niu clip
Astel Harem🤣
6:09
😂😂😂😂
God level flirting , almost like he’s holding himself back and try not to flirt too much on stream.
Another asuniu!
abusive bf astel lmao
Ngl i thought it was botan in the thumbnail
Lol
poor niu yall better gO subscribe her !!
Seeing these two's toxic couple play, I think of Flayon and Hakka's cover of Marchen Boyfriend, Marchen Girlfriend.
2:10 reminds me of choco sui
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???
😊 you have to stay strong nui hes a woman rizzmaster
Timestamp of the last scene?
😂🤣😂🤣😅
Astel's so smooth. Best I could do when trying to rizz is sounding like Bettel when he's spazzing out gibberish.
0:04 should be her rendition of "yo sha!" which does sound like urusai, but given the situation i don't think she will say urusai.. lol
She won, but what at cost?
OOT but can someone explain how long this rust server gonna be?, i missed the news cus so busy so~
today is last day
00:03 I think she said "yosshoi" instead of "urusai"
Wtf Astel lmao
lol
Truly an American way to show love xD
Tentacles? Lol what she what’s illustration with tentacles? 😂
Ayame mama will draw niu with tentacles and yes that the weird one she collect money for commission idk if she will pays with RUST scrap or real money
Oh god Niu so cute 😳🥺
Jeezus, the title foretold what would happen but the end still came as a cold surprise. Like the twist end to a book I didn't realize I was already invested in
DVtuber Astel Rizzda
It's rare to see this style of flitting outside America.
Menhera?
iirc it's JP slang for something like having mental health issues.
Damn I can't get enough with their menhera gf and toxic bf play, they are really great pair I hope they keep doing that lol.
That didn't happen right? He killed the woman that loves him?
Based
Sasuga "DV"tuber 😂😂😂
What does DV mean? I saw chat talking about DV too
@@tiredmann domestic violence , but this is just for joking not a real DV
No wonder people have been calling him DVtuber...
L 😂😂
astel lagi, bosen dah
Seru bang
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