This was pure awesome. First he starts with the Upper Midwest’s most polite diss: “that’s different.” Then it rapidly escalated to thermo-nuclear review devastation. This was a decimation. A defenestration. Brutal and absolutely deserved.
I have poured some bottles of bad whiskey down the drain but have not yet thrown bottles out the window. I have 'defenstrated' metabolized beer a few times.
@@kirbyculp3449 A proper defenestration requires ejection with altitude, e.g., 10th story window or the Defenestration of Prague, which is a iconic and led to the devastating Thirty Years’ War. So I hope yours had some elevation!
Mr. Porter you most likely saved a lot of ppl money with this episode. Thank you for your service! I'm sure other channels would have gotten around to reviewing this one in 18 months or so.
Matt, you are a Whiskeytube legend for this absolutely savage review. I applaud you for wanting whiskey transparency. Please keep up the awesome reviews.
I love how this distillery markets this bottle like there isn't people who actually know sh!t about bourbon. Thanks Matt for the brutally honest review. Cheers bro! 🤣
Matt please do more videos like this! Hopefully you find something new and exciting that's good and can recommend people to try, and if you don't, at least you have saved people money and made us smile.
I finally have a singular video to share with my friends that expertly breaks down the BS of marketing-speak in regards to whiskey. It's a topic that has been addressed countless times, but Matt, you really really nailed it with this. Fantastic job.
Also, Matt, I love that quote,” you tried to tell your friends it’s a piece of wood from George Washington’s cherry tree”! I’m calling that the quote of the year on this early January date. America!
Lol at the "Rex" rating!! Your Rex "fight" was how I discovered you and I'm so glad I did! I've subscribed and binge watched your channel in the last 2 weeks since that Whiskey Tribe episode and this was by far my favorite!! Well done you Magnificent Bastard!!
Thank you Matt! You are the Paul Revere of whiskey aficionados. Riding ahead of the rest of the magnificent bastards to warn us of the deceptive and gimmicky brands trying to steal our hard earned dollars.
Even before clicking on the video, seeing an 18 min run time, I knew this would not be disappointing. Your lotus noises are very similar to your track hawk noises. That was a fantastic rant. Excellent.
You always do a great job of letting folks read between the lines without bashing the brand unprofessionally. I appreciate that in your top notch videos. Keep it real and keep your head…..
Dude….another reason why this channel is my favorite & it’s not even close. Plus, you’re the first Whisketuber to share my fondness of collecting stool samples…🤣. Keep up the great work my friend….Cheers 🥃
I am very late to this video, but holy crap. Not only was that great to watch, it was very on point in every way. Good on you for keeping it very real and honest.
This review had me grinning from ear to ear! Trying not to wake up the wife and kiddo from all the laughing. Keep up the great work and keep being awesome Matt!!!
Matt - you were in great form tonight! Loved every moment of this video. Hope Justin blames the out of control marketing people and not you for your honest review!
So side note.... my wife and I were enjoying your roast of Dustin and his whiskey just this morning. When she reminded me that you are not Matt... but the whisper guy( from when you were doing a video from a hotel room in rt to colorado). She would love a video of you doing a dance/rap to the whisper song about bourbon. Maybe on TicToc and offer a sexy matt shirt as the whisper guy.
Wow, that went from polite to Dickel Tabasco levels of hate pretty quickly. Very nice self-plugs on your barrel picks, too. If I wasn't still doing Moist January I'd pour myself a Lob Creek tonight.
Matt: Thanks for your honest take on this. It pisses me off when I see TH-camrs almost sucking up to a product they could not have liked that well. Makes it fell that $$ was passed under the table.
god damn you Matt! i nearly choked on the last pour of my Old Forester 1920! ...the marketing and the website receives a score of....Rex! jesus! that was off the wall dude! loved it! 🤣
That was an EPIC review! Not because it was savage (which it was), but because it unapologetically illustrated the BS that some people would have gotten fooled by. Thanks for watching out for us....and for taking the beating Dustin Poirier is probably going to give you.
Based off of the apple/ peach oatmeal packet comments at the beginning, I'm thinking one could just get super fancy and blend together some flavored Crown. Then you'd have two bottles of whisky for the price of this one! Or they probably just have the little nips in different flavors so even cheaper for a similar experience.
For sure it was Conor who snuck in and wrote all that stuff on the bottle and website knowing all along that Matt would read it and deliver this proper beat-down!
Mr. Porter, this review is now carved into your Mount Rushmore of reviews, right next to Dickel Tabasco. Bravo and thank you for hammering these clowns that put their name on bad bottles.
What glass are you using Matt? Would love to get one. Also this review was so epic I watched it 3 times! Had to show my dad and wife. Excellent work with your savage and honest review!
I had some of that overpriced swill, and guess what. It’s overpriced swill. I’d rather drink a Ford transit van than this insult of a whiskey. Collectible my ass. It tasted bad, like it was spoiled, if whiskey could spoil. I’ll stick with my own stash. You nailed this review, Matthew.
You crack me up. 😂😅 thank you for sharing your honest opinion. Love your illustrations, I can visualize what you were describing. 😅😂
I don't want to visualize what he was describing.
This was pure awesome. First he starts with the Upper Midwest’s most polite diss: “that’s different.” Then it rapidly escalated to thermo-nuclear review devastation. This was a decimation. A defenestration. Brutal and absolutely deserved.
Never seen a TH-cam commenter use defenestration….nice!
I have poured some bottles of bad whiskey down the drain but have not yet thrown bottles out the window.
I have 'defenstrated' metabolized beer a few times.
@@kirbyculp3449 A proper defenestration requires ejection with altitude, e.g., 10th story window or the Defenestration of Prague, which is a iconic and led to the devastating Thirty Years’ War. So I hope yours had some elevation!
Mr. Porter you most likely saved a lot of ppl money with this episode. Thank you for your service! I'm sure other channels would have gotten around to reviewing this one in 18 months or so.
Matt, you are a Whiskeytube legend for this absolutely savage review. I applaud you for wanting whiskey transparency. Please keep up the awesome reviews.
Merica!
Loved every second of this. Call out the BS. Too much of it happening. Cheers buddy and great work. Kind of want to see you drive a Lotus.
If I can trick them into a test drive, they'll never get me out!
Grab the Jaw of Life!!!
Love it!
Quite honestly the rarest and one of the greatest most collectible reviews ever.
Holy shit you nailed that pour.
Hell yeah I did! I was feeling so confident.
It really was an excellent long pour. Magic, really.
I love how this distillery markets this bottle like there isn't people who actually know sh!t about bourbon. Thanks Matt for the brutally honest review. Cheers bro! 🤣
This reappeared in my feed and I rewatched again. This is my fav video of yours! I still cannot believe he hasn't found you yet. Kudos, Matt.
Now there's some honesty...thank you...and I'm a fan of giving it the first Rex ever
Matt please do more videos like this! Hopefully you find something new and exciting that's good and can recommend people to try, and if you don't, at least you have saved people money and made us smile.
That was a brutal UFC level take down.
Thank you Matt for taking one for the team and warning us against this sort of nonsense. Love ya!
I feel like Matt should a paid marketing consultant for Whiskey Companies and it should be a reality show.
YES YES YES - I would 100% watch & support that show! :) Cheers
Rex. Haha. The feud thickens! And thanks for the unvarnished, passionate review. Lookin' out for us. Cheers!
Aaahh, THAT Rex. Good catch TY.
The Tabasco rant and Collectable rant are Epic my friend! Well done.
Merica!
Yep. First two on his Mt Rushmore.
I love your unfiltered reviews. Keep it up
I finally have a singular video to share with my friends that expertly breaks down the BS of marketing-speak in regards to whiskey. It's a topic that has been addressed countless times, but Matt, you really really nailed it with this. Fantastic job.
Also, Matt, I love that quote,” you tried to tell your friends it’s a piece of wood from George Washington’s cherry tree”! I’m calling that the quote of the year on this early January date. America!
Haha, thanks Rick!
Thank you Matt, thank you for having our back.
Matt, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks for your honesty!
Find his Dickel Tabasco review if you haven’t already. It is a masterpiece.
@@drewfuerstenberger4675 - absolute masterpiece. I laughed until I cried and my stomach hurt.
Stumbled upon this video and had to subscribe! You had my dying man! I love it!
Lol at the "Rex" rating!! Your Rex "fight" was how I discovered you and I'm so glad I did! I've subscribed and binge watched your channel in the last 2 weeks since that Whiskey Tribe episode and this was by far my favorite!! Well done you Magnificent Bastard!!
Thank you Phillip!!
Thank you Matt! You are the Paul Revere of whiskey aficionados. Riding ahead of the rest of the magnificent bastards to warn us of the deceptive and gimmicky brands trying to steal our hard earned dollars.
Bang. Rock on Matt. We need more of this type of review. Thank you
Even before clicking on the video, seeing an 18 min run time, I knew this would not be disappointing. Your lotus noises are very similar to your track hawk noises. That was a fantastic rant. Excellent.
You always do a great job of letting folks read between the lines without bashing the brand unprofessionally. I appreciate that in your top notch videos. Keep it real and keep your head…..
Hi Matt, this was fantastic! Thank you for your direct honesty and insightful thoughts. All this misleading marketing in the bourbon world is crap.
Dude….another reason why this channel is my favorite & it’s not even close. Plus, you’re the first Whisketuber to share my fondness of collecting stool samples…🤣. Keep up the great work my friend….Cheers 🥃
You pulled no punches with this review. Great job. Cheers!
Good for you for telling it like it is. These new brands popping up using marketing to snag a quick dollar need to be known to the community.
Great video Matty! That first sip I thought you were having a stroke. 🤣🤣 Glad you are ok!
No, come on Matt, how do you really feel? Loved it! Definitely one of my favorite videos so far this year. 🥃
This was the BEST review!!!! Thank's for keeping them honest and not just going along with the BS. 💙
Great review. I generally stay away from celebrity whiskies for this reason.
I am very late to this video, but holy crap. Not only was that great to watch, it was very on point in every way. Good on you for keeping it very real and honest.
Freeking awesome review Matt! One of the reasons we love you, your honest opinion is so appreciated!
Nobody can simultaneously call bullshit and make you laugh your ass off like Matt.
Marketing 101 Mr Porter. It is very hard to sell bottles when you state "Our bourbon is crap, but buy it anyway."
This review had me grinning from ear to ear! Trying not to wake up the wife and kiddo from all the laughing. Keep up the great work and keep being awesome Matt!!!
This might be your best review ever. Thank you!
Too funny. I love whiskey and humor together. Subbed.
Absolutely amazing. Hilarious and yet great information. Learn from every video. Much appreciated!!!!
Not all heros wear capes, some fight the good fight in a maroon hoody! Well done sir, well done!!
Matt Porter is a hero without a cape
You earned me as a subscriber. Very well done. Thank you for being an advocate for us!
This is like when Dasani chooses only the freshest ingredients for its bottled water. I was so glad that I unearthed it from my local gas station.
Matt - you were in great form tonight! Loved every moment of this video. Hope Justin blames the out of control marketing people and not you for your honest review!
Never thought about collecting stool samples… I have a new obsession! Great review.
That was brutally honest! Love it!!
Well that escalated quickly! Bless you Matt for jumping on this “collector grenade”. I’m out…..
Cow shit. I love it. That’s the best part. Nice work Matt !!!!!!!!
Buzz words and bullshit. Heck ya. Nailed it.
Informative, very entertaining, and a pleasure to experience. Thank you Matt!!
Awesome review. This is what I like about your delivery. In fact, I just became a patron just because of this review.. Go Man!!
Thank you Steven!
OMG. Stool samples in a whiskey review!! Gotta luv it. You are the man, man.
So side note.... my wife and I were enjoying your roast of Dustin and his whiskey just this morning. When she reminded me that you are not Matt... but the whisper guy( from when you were doing a video from a hotel room in rt to colorado). She would love a video of you doing a dance/rap to the whisper song about bourbon. Maybe on TicToc and offer a sexy matt shirt as the whisper guy.
Just watched your tiger thiccc review. Both videos were great, thank you my man.
I hated Dustin well before this dropped. This review cemented it. Hilarious video man 🥃
Great review - love that you call out the meaningless buzzwords!
Looks like you took off the 4oz gloves for this one!
Can’t wait for the Tiger Thiccc review!
Tomorrow maybe if I can get my voice back!
Wow, that went from polite to Dickel Tabasco levels of hate pretty quickly. Very nice self-plugs on your barrel picks, too. If I wasn't still doing Moist January I'd pour myself a Lob Creek tonight.
“Welcome to Statesville.” (a little Chicago PD reference, there). Excellent review of a not-so-excellent bourbon. But the bottle looked good.
Wow, great vid. Very chuckleworthy. Tastes like cow shit, stool samples, + the Blanton's horsey on the Stash bottle at the end. Love it!
Matt: Thanks for your honest take on this. It pisses me off when I see TH-camrs almost sucking up to a product they could not have liked that well. Makes it fell that
$$ was passed under the table.
This was glorious and hilarious. Subscribing immediately and permanently.
That is great info, thank you Matt for saving me money thank you again keep it up / LOVE the video / Peace
I love a purely honest reaction...and this was that. I remain a fain.
Matt, great analysis as always...this is why I watch you..keep up the heavy lifting.
god damn you Matt! i nearly choked on the last pour of my Old Forester 1920! ...the marketing and the website receives a score of....Rex! jesus! that was off the wall dude! loved it! 🤣
Just the best whisky rant ever!! I guess this vídeo is more collectable than this whisky. Lol cheers!
Wow that was annnnn amazing rant! It was like parting the sea of bourbon bull sh**!!!!!!!! Matt Porter I love you! ❤️
This review was wild!! I literally laughed out loud!!
I think I will be passing on this Rare Bourbon! Great job on your review I was out loud laughing several times.
That was an EPIC review! Not because it was savage (which it was), but because it unapologetically illustrated the BS that some people would have gotten fooled by. Thanks for watching out for us....and for taking the beating Dustin Poirier is probably going to give you.
I've been working on my head movement.
This is the best 18 minute rant ever🤣🤣🤘🤘. Thanks for nipping this one in the bud!
The raw footage was over 90 minutes of me complaining, lol
Oof.. They're just down the road from me. I've had some of there rye, which is good, but feel ya on the lack of clarity from Rare Stash itself.
Love that Rex has his own grade
THIS IS STRAIGHT HONEST GOLD! 💛
Based off of the apple/ peach oatmeal packet comments at the beginning, I'm thinking one could just get super fancy and blend together some flavored Crown. Then you'd have two bottles of whisky for the price of this one! Or they probably just have the little nips in different flavors so even cheaper for a similar experience.
Subscribing off this video alone. Excellent video. Thank you!
Wow. That was a lot of good info. Keep em coming!
Great Review!! Had me rolling!
Outstanding review!
"INSTANT" oatmeal?............ LMAO! You Slayed it......
For sure it was Conor who snuck in and wrote all that stuff on the bottle and website knowing all along that Matt would read it and deliver this proper beat-down!
Your best vid ever, was laughing out loud
Phenomenal review! I hope they see this and get their shit together. I agree 100%, totally unacceptable and possibly illegal lol
Love your Rare Blantash mash-up. Marketing genius!
Some Blade and Bow Keys on there too! 🔑
Mr. Porter, this review is now carved into your Mount Rushmore of reviews, right next to Dickel Tabasco. Bravo and thank you for hammering these clowns that put their name on bad bottles.
Please don't apologize for your honest review! Shit is funny! Thank you!!!
I love this!!! Might be one of the funniest videos!! "thats not even a sentence"
"Maybe they didnt want to tell you it tasted like cow shit so they left it out"
OMG you had me rolling after that one liner
Man, I love this guy as much as Edd from Rotgut Reviews. JFC, im dying over here.
Edd is way better. Love that guy
Matt Porter coming in hot!!! So good buddy, love the rare and collectible bottle you created.
Great review!!
Oh the carnage. Who's in charge of scraping the road kill up off the street?
What glass are you using Matt? Would love to get one. Also this review was so epic I watched it 3 times! Had to show my dad and wife. Excellent work with your savage and honest review!
Great video. Any plans on reviewing the new Trader Joe's barrel proof bourbon? Also lmao at the Rex
I had some of that overpriced swill, and guess what. It’s overpriced swill. I’d rather drink a Ford transit van than this insult of a whiskey. Collectible my ass. It tasted bad, like it was spoiled, if whiskey could spoil. I’ll stick with my own stash.
You nailed this review, Matthew.
👍 One for the team, Matt 👏