I’m gonna have to go with Goofy on this one, his song just sounds better in my opinion. I also loved the dancing sequence of his, it was surprisingly well animated. *HE LITERALLY DID THE PERFECT CAST DANCE FROM THE GOOFY MOVIE IT HAD NOSTALGIA GOING IN ME*
1:35 Introducing Patrick Star 2:19 Introducing Goofy 2:52 Patrick asks about a talking dog 3:03 I am? 3:10 Patrick's P.U.K.E Song 4:07 Patrick throws up 4:16 The Middle-Insults 4:56 Goofy's Constipated Song (with no beat) 5:08 Goofy's Constipated Song (with beat) 5:40 Goofy Plays Basketball and Football 5:54 Goofy Falls out and crashes through the wall 6:18 Goofy doubts Patrick wins 6:22 Patrick secretly has a baby? 6:27 End Credits
Patrick:throws up on the stage Goofy: are you sure he’s not throwing up because he’s pregnant with sponge bobs kid Patrick: take that back! Goofy: I would but it already looks like ur nine months in🔥🔥🔥🔥 Goofy chill out 🔥
Well I still think Patrick “one” (won) because all goofy says “I’m sorry Patrick I never meant to make you cry but tonight you look constipated” which is kinda stale.
The teacher explaining the most important and helpful piece of advice that will likely make everyone who listens pass the exam: 3:51 My last braincell: 5:45
3:50 when he said " puhahapiahapeu a puhahapiahapeu a puhipehaapaeh a puhihiaapeu , he makes me wanna piuke pukehahapaeh puhke hapapeihapapeu " i felt that
Hello Kitty knuckles neku I like knuckles I don't chuckle I'd rather Flex my knuckles there's spit everywhere there's spit everywhere there's been everywhere video Nao Nao Nao Nao Nao Nao Nao Nao nelo
Hulk game lame gay Roblox python game Roblox python game Roblox python space space space space space space face face face face face face face face face face face face face Spain species space space space space space space space space space space space space space Oh
Am I only the One that Thinks Goofy Won?Because He Had Amazing Roast before his Rap.He referenced his Song Very good and Told Patrick he is Constipacted,Tapped on Him and Told him was Losing.Also Loved the Old cartoon Refernces
I shall also scratch it: AjsndndndjwisdnnehsjdidjsndndndnndjdkskdjdNsndndndjskxkxmdnsj#kdmdmddndjkeksosjxndhdueidjdndndnsjdndndndnjsdjdnfnsjwk2mssjnddnjsjsjxjdncjejskdjffjcjjcsiowiendnjfiekskddjndncfnrjjdjcnfhjsjxjdndjeskxmdndjedkdjdnnejdmdndjsjxjdnfjdidkdkdmckdodkdcjkekxcnjedkdjdndjdkxkcjmcmdkxxkmdmdjdksjsmddndjfjdjmcmdjskdjdndndjsskdjndjddjdkdjcmmxkswkjejdndnxdjdjsjsjjsnsnsnsmsksksjbuh
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It’s terrifying how well animated these are I--
yea
Jakeneutron it's better than calobi
ok??😕
so??🤨
Mah gawd im a real fan!
The Best Anti-Germs That Removes 99% Of Them
5:45 The 1% Germs Who Survived
noice
i will use 4 of pumps
Brasileiro
@@porteiromecanico5905 Mais e Claro
The 99% of germs: 5:54
2:08 partick being a happy boi
more like donkey kong
Lol, I know! 😂🤣😅
He good boi
@random guy with notch pfp WHY ARE YOU F**KING MAKING ME SUFFER FROM THESE CURSED SHIPS!?
2:07
The way Goofy and Verb looked at each other after Patrick said "Yes he would" had me LMAO!😂
Lol yes
It made me laugh a lot 😂
5:46 superheroes after destroying an entire continent just to save one person
@UMA and accurate
Thanos after snapping away half the universe to impress a singular lady
Roblox roleplays be like
Hiiiiui
this is actually a funny comment
Disney princess: sings
Every animal in a 10 mile radius: 5:45
Omg
Wtt
Wtf
LOL
Stolen
3:50 original Thanos beatbox.
@@idkwhattonamethisinthiscur1411 it rit
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO PUKE IT
@@JETS5 lol
Buaaaahahaaahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahbueeehahahahhabuehahhhhahahbuehahahahahahahahahaha
Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
The face of Verbalase when Patrick went crazy at 3:51 is hilarious
Bro said “Yo Patrick are you good-“.
2:07 that so adorable the way he claps when he’s ready to beatbox lol
Sonic How long have u and Mario been enemies?
Sonic The Hedgehog ya
R u my long lost twin?
Sonic the hedgehog 🤦 No
Ik right
4:18 that one restaurant trying to explain why their customers constantly vomit after eating
True
Dang they should take down that picture of Goofy’s face then
@@superdino8524they probably will when Disney gives them permission
Accurate description
I’m gonna have to go with Goofy on this one, his song just sounds better in my opinion. I also loved the dancing sequence of his, it was surprisingly well animated.
*HE LITERALLY DID THE PERFECT CAST DANCE FROM THE GOOFY MOVIE IT HAD NOSTALGIA GOING IN ME*
Too late, its been 5 years lol
I don't like Patrick
😊 goofy win
“The side affects may include poison vomiting rashes heart attacks headaches and even death”
The people in the ads: 5:20
This is perfect shit
This is gunning down perfect. (Because i am a gun)
And im a cube
This is perfect stick (Because I’m a stick figure)
Thank you for using a different timestamp
3:51 bro spoke all of the fnaf lore 💀
Fnaf cippy quiet loud show old
Nah bro why is this comment so underrated though lol
Fr
4:17 GOOFY TO FAR
6:22
Yep
Lol that was SOOOOOOO funny bro i went to heaven and back
WAY TO FAR GOOFY. WAY TO F**KING FAR.
@@MarkStephenson007 are you saying IM a baby 😡
Teacher: What Are You Laughing At?
Me: Nothing
My Braincells: 3:51
Ad: smoking can cause addictions lung cancer etc
The people in the ad: 5:46
U Deserve mor likes
@@braylonhuzzie4107 ikr he
Lmao
bruh the way i wheezed-
OFF
3:51 when the mute kid tries to tell everyone that the quiet kid has a gun
xd
@@raymundosuarez2879 brasileiro
@@Sloth0965 *what*
@@amyhenrick9424 translate for portuguesse
@@Sloth0965 Não é,burro
"Guess Goofy's weight, win a prize!"
"140 pounds?"
"No...that's too low"
Egoraptor?
His song was "get low" too
no you mean patrick's weight? he's obese as heck
8
👋 👋 hi
1:35 Introducing Patrick Star
2:19 Introducing Goofy
2:52 Patrick asks about a talking dog
3:03 I am?
3:10 Patrick's P.U.K.E Song
4:07 Patrick throws up
4:16 The Middle-Insults
4:56 Goofy's Constipated Song (with no beat)
5:08 Goofy's Constipated Song (with beat)
5:40 Goofy Plays Basketball and Football
5:54 Goofy Falls out and crashes through the wall
6:18 Goofy doubts Patrick wins
6:22 Patrick secretly has a baby?
6:27 End Credits
Teacher: *shines flashlight to get kids to pay attention*
Epileptic kid: 3:51
It would by more like the lights flashing on and off
It sounds so good with 1.25x speed
@@idkwhattonamethisinthiscur1411 2x speed is either the ultimate asthma attack, or a seizure
OMFG LOL LMAO LOL XD LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
That is kinda uhm...
3:51 Karen arguing with the manager
Lol
Omg so true lol
LMFAO
🔷👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
More like a karen having a tantrum because she losing the argument
Even though Goofy lost this match, his roasting about Patrick being pregnant with Spongebob’s kid made him immortal!
Right
Bro you spoiled it
Dont spoil it
@@connerbrown1800 There i fixed it.
@@Kai14783 So quit whining.
3:51 the origin of how to scrach it
Edit:i never got this much likes thanks!
lemme show you how to scratch it like patrick
Yeah
Let me show you how to puke it
Evilushon
When you find out that how to scratch it was already a thing 4:22
Years later, Patrick's performance gets to me 😂
3:51 i love how verbalese isnt even reacting but just standing there and being disappointed
Lolololol love this comment
patrick win
Lol lost like "wot:???
I'll just call the vet and tell them that there a dog that needs 2 be neutered I'm a kid don't judge my spelling
pro gamer999 nah don’t worry. The spelling isn’t bad.
Teacher: today we're learning about feelings
the introvert kid with deppresion : 5:45
Depression Cured
Me
Lmao
Dang lol 😂
5:45 People after using "who asked" as their argument:
IKR
Who asked? * this is a joke lol *
Gjjfvbj
Games
Presice
Lots of memories man...
Patrick DEFINITELY has my vote
Like: Patrick
Comment:Goofy
Hi
Ho
Goofy is my rapper...
Its reply not comment
☺
He literally captured Patrick’s personality better than the current writers of Spongebob XD
That doesnt make sense
@@Faisalthefist it really does
True
Goofy
@@Faisalthefist it does you goofball
4:19 The fact that I knew about fanfics where this happens makes this more hilarious.
damn that roast tho
@@internetduck1114 it hit hard
Actor Goofy tell them that he's pregnant with SpongeBob kids that was a big old
GOD DAMN THAT ROAST HE IS SO FUKIN PIZZD
Pachik
been 4 years and the beatboxes still fire
5:46 when the villain destroyed 1 superhero nobody cared about
Goofy’s pretty much “mature” patrick in this and idk how
Yeah its Amazing how he a mature Patrick
wasnt he calling him constipated
_he does look constipated_ *ngl*
@@Alltheprayers lol Patrick took that offensively
I mean, canonically, Goofy is a grown man with a kid 😂😂😂 He’s a bit of an airhead who’s clumsy, but he’s a full-fledged adult no less!
Patrick:throws up on the stage
Goofy: are you sure he’s not throwing up because he’s pregnant with sponge bobs kid
Patrick: take that back!
Goofy: I would but it already looks like ur nine months in🔥🔥🔥🔥
Goofy chill out 🔥
Goofy one
Spongick
Well I still think Patrick “one” (won) because all goofy says “I’m sorry Patrick I never meant to make you cry but tonight you look constipated” which is kinda stale.
Well I mean Patrick did kinda roast him back with the calling the vet thing
Destroyed
4:11 bro did not let that slide 💀
this series is just a constant flow of things to meme on.
Good content nonetheless
Fr tho
the thanos one though
@@TactfulWaggle YES
400th like
3:51 That one kid who trys to explain why they're crying
Yeah and me lol
???
Yeah thats me
Its me
That's me
Choose one Beatboxee
Patrick: like
Goofy: comment
Robber :D
Yoshi Remix
goofy
Patrick
Y
This gave me nostalgia! I rembember watching all of these battles years ago
5:45 me going with the man who said he would give me candy
Something isn't right about your pfp
@@Leagueminer-ve6iv I think u know where its from
@@SnowflakeNix I don't want to remember
LOL
F.B.I eevee
Hewwo
Some commercial about medicine: causes nausea, vomiting, internal bleeding and more
People in the commercial: 5:45
Yessss
WHy ARe ThErE So MaNY
Lol
Ikr
Hol up why does the medicine cause internal bleeding..
Dream stans when Dream posts a man hunt video for the 5th time in a row: 5:45
I don’t watch dream and never will but I always finds them in my recommended
I may watch dream, but I’m not a dream stan.
I do watch dream but not that much
True
haha true lol
The teacher explaining the most important and helpful piece of advice that will likely make everyone who listens pass the exam: 3:51
My last braincell: 5:45
3:50 when he said " puhahapiahapeu a puhahapiahapeu a puhipehaapaeh a puhihiaapeu , he makes me wanna piuke pukehahapaeh puhke hapapeihapapeu " i felt that
How.
Omg same
*puke
pichu r/wOoOoOosH
69 like
5:46 When the microwave beeping sounds good
Yeah lol 😆
Oh your here
4:47 Goofy was so mad, his ears hid in fear.
He wanted too beat up Patrick
Same
XD
"Mr Star, i should *KICK YOUR FUCKN ASS"*
Lol
This guy made my childhood :)
When your homie steals your meme so you steal his ribcage: 5:45
When a bully steal your pencil so you steal his vital organs: 5:45
When Your Grandma Steals Your Xbox So You Stole Her Oxygen Tank 5:45
When your dad uninstalls minecraft so you uninstall marry certification papers : 5:45
When your mom changes a meme to a lecture so you change her money into chocolate: 5:45
When your dog eats your food so you eat him instead: 5:45
“This contains memory lost, death, and hair loss”
People in the commercial: 5:45
Murder, Arson and Jaywalking
cancer, dementia, schizophrenia, depression, allergy, covid 19, the plague
😠😠😠😠😠😶😶
😯😯😯
what the😠😠😠😶😶
Patrick is not dumb for once!
XD
He’s swagger he’s going to become a litteral star 🤩
Lol
I think Patrick should when because right now he's not. He's not dumb he's very good at beatboxing 5 people and I'm a kid
Patrick was the best LOL sorry goofy you're the worst ever one like equals Patrick winnings
"mom can we have thanos beatbox meme?"
"we have that at home."
thanos beatbox meme at home: 3:51
Furries explaining that they aren't weird for spending thousands of dollars on a weird suit
3:51
Undertale is overrated, earthbound is better
@@chasecalvingaming839cringe
@@DefinitelyNotTheGOAT that's just your opinion.
@@sans_the_skeleton59 Earthbound has better graphics, a better story, better characters, and better music
4:17 best roast of the series
Or the slow Mario joke
Right
Jk41kiwi Rules
Is it though?
Tyler Findlay in my opinion
4:25 Patrick look and reaction was priceless🤣😂🤣
Patrick's was funny but fire at the same time
Patrick Stump
Nature Of the Matrix Napom is 10x better
Fuck our
3:51 He literally went through the five stages of grief
Do future Steven vs Twilight Sparkle
Hello Kitty knuckles neku I like knuckles I don't chuckle I'd rather Flex my knuckles there's spit everywhere there's spit everywhere there's been everywhere video Nao Nao Nao Nao Nao Nao Nao Nao nelo
Hulk game lame gay Roblox python game Roblox python game Roblox python space space space space space space face face face face face face face face face face face face face Spain species space space space space space space space space space space space space space Oh
@Theusernameless language,I'm a kid >:(
@Theusernameless sadly his videos have tons of kids commenting. Probably going to destroy his channel.
To this day I still don't understand how people thought Patrick beat Goofy here
The people in the grub hub ad when they get their perks that makes them boogie 5:45
Lol
ALASTOR
LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
@@F3llNouzy yes?
LOOOOL
This whole series is giving me a stroke
Aeon Strife why do u watch it then?
@@redrebellion6028 cause he's being sarcastic,and you liked your own comment lmao
FlameEagle69 so did you
@@dampotato9807 nope, I never do that was someone else, if you want a screenshot dm me on discord
FlameEagle69 I actually didn’t but okay bud
When you decide to kill off the main character in the autobiography so you can finish the book and get some sleep: 5:45
Nice
Yeah
Probably a pretty long sleep though
Oh..oh no...I agree
Is it a one you made...?
@@stupid_little_thing I mean its called an "autobiography" so yes
Don’t we all know that if Patrick and Goofy actually met, they would be friends like SpongeBob and Captain Underpants?
Me: *eats my vegetables without being forced to*
People in Africa: 5:45
Nekomaru-
Yep. Nekomaru. He has been my profile pic for years. Mostly because I dont change it. Ever.
They would be pround lmao
I'm african and i can confirm
Why are you in so many videos
0:53 when you Hear a step in an horror game
More horribly if VR
Why is that 90% if the time true
i almost had to change my pants
@@Kernel_Pult_TV if it was in vr then i would have to change my pants
I ALMOST HAD TO CHANGE my pants
3:08 (just a replay Button for myself xD)
Okay
WaIt WhAt
But.. you are a talking starfish
@BlitzteR me to
@BlitzteR yeh xD
Am I only the One that Thinks Goofy Won?Because He Had Amazing Roast before his Rap.He referenced his Song Very good and Told Patrick he is Constipacted,Tapped on Him and Told him was Losing.Also Loved the Old cartoon Refernces
Even the ending had me too😂
Which one would u pick ☺
Patrick:Like
Goofy:Commet
Aheuh
goofy
Patrick
Gooffy
Ya Boi Kirb wat you racist kkk lover
2:01 i love this reference.
I'll have aa... *BONELEESS PIZZA*
@Still Epically Chill fuck kinda pizza?
Me trying to beatbox: 3:51
My family: 4:06
My dog who found Chicken in the table: 5:45
This is perfect
So everyone in your family are back at beat boxing but your dog is standing up and beat boxing? That’s odd man.
Trying*
@@MrBrick-qb1ji Oh i didn't noticed that, thanks
@@Guestermite r/whoosh
TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL, TILL THE SWEAT DROPS DOWN MY BALS 🗣🗣🔥🔥
Kid: Can We have Thanos beatbox?
Mom:No, we have it at home
The Beatbox at home: 3:51
perfection
Goofy
I perfer beatbox at home
damn you got a good home
I'm jealous of you're house
I just realized that both Patrick and Deadpool already won twice, and that's a reason for a legendary battle
Wrong
True
Yeah
Patrick star
So, sonic/black panther vs groot?
Dude in commercial: side effects may include bleeding, suicidal thoughts, ect
People in the background: 5:45
Yessss lmao
Why is this so true
Facts
stolen
@@kaijulover845 no it's not...... or is it?
The roast is crazy: Patrick pregnant
Bros gay with SpongeBob 💀💀💀💀
4:18 my dude patrick got ABSOLUTELY ROASTED
th-cam.com/video/6f_xHbbzKFo/w-d-xo.html
HE JUST GOT ROASTED
OHHHHHHH
His roast was very funny and cool at the same time XD
He still won😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:18 , kids after watching this scene: Siri , are Spongebob and Patrick married?
I'm wondering the same too
E
Hello
@@sovietcat1921 Hi
Remember when squidward dreamed of fucking a burger?
People in a commercial about depression 5:46
XD
5:45
Also lmfao
ahh yes you were featured in a comment compilation congrats
@@223ams really, where?
@@detrainmcknight7712 oh wait idk if it was you or someone else
Patrick won this battle, he seriously destroyed Goofy
no
*Patrick Won* (Beat boxing)
*Goofy Won* (Roasting)
Patrick
Bill Dylise no
Patrick has a vomit
aaron zachary so?
Fuck yeah goofy
Patrick: (roasts goofy)
Goofy: *Im about to end this man's whole career*
*Shocked Goofy face*
3:50 Patrick just ended Goofy’s career with this one lol
GabeTheBabe facts
Favorite part
GabeTheBabe He didnt even have a carreer to start with.
HE DISTROYED HIM
FACTS
4:17 DAMM GOOFY THAT ROAST HIT HARD
3:51
patrick showed us how to scratch it before it was a thing
@Michael Wallace that I can agree with
@Razor Leafy ok
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I shall also scratch it: AjsndndndjwisdnnehsjdidjsndndndnndjdkskdjdNsndndndjskxkxmdnsj#kdmdmddndjkeksosjxndhdueidjdndndnsjdndndndnjsdjdnfnsjwk2mssjnddnjsjsjxjdncjejskdjffjcjjcsiowiendnjfiekskddjndncfnrjjdjcnfhjsjxjdndjeskxmdndjedkdjdnnejdmdndjsjxjdnfjdidkdkdmckdodkdcjkekxcnjedkdjdndjdkxkcjmcmdkxxkmdmdjdksjsmddndjfjdjmcmdjskdjdndndjsskdjndjddjdkdjcmmxkswkjejdndnxdjdjsjsjjsnsnsnsmsksksjbuh
HumorGem ikr
I can’t tell if this is a genius parody or a serious kids channel
Yes.
Yes.
Joe Channon yes
yes
Yes
That kid in class where the teacher picks him for a question and he don’t know it
3:51
Soo true
Uh-uhhh-uhhh-uhm I think-uhhhhh 3-uhhh 35?
that kid: RANDOM BULLSH** GO!
80th like
This is probably my favorite episode cause this was funny asf 🤣🤣🤣
Football Player: *Is literally dying and is unable to breathe*
Cheerleaders: 5:45
Perfection
Thx ❤️😄 this made me laugh
lol
The crowd: 6:24
Actually the crowd: 2:07
one frame goofy lost his ears XD 4:47
Daniel Jr ur right
So?
Lol
I did not see it
I saw it
5:40 Top 10 retired NBA players
RageKnight kobe bryant
RIP
KB with the forced retirement
10. Goofy
5:54 the plane Kobe was on be like
The villain who’s trained for 50 years: 3:51
The protagonist who beat them with the power of friendship and giving a speech: 5:45
5:45 TH-cam Commenters after making the same joke for the millionth time in a row
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
TH-cam commenters: **typing this type of meme in every comment**
@Anand Srinivasan It's annoying.
@Anand Srinivasan you have been arrested by the reddit police
"NoBoDy:
YoUtUbE Recommendation: *this video *"
"Who ElsE GoT ThIs In ReCoMmEnDeD?"
@@coffeduck9014 laik if u wetching in kuaranteen
Like:Patrick
Comment:Goofy
I liked Patrick’s more
me to
I like patrick
6yu
Hi
patrick pregment
Honestly liked Goofy’s performance better lmao
Same
I didnt
@@doublesphere4256 I did
not me but it's ok 🙂
Ikr
This is the first episode with the current champion of season 1. Also the episode with the biggest roast ever.
2:40 me after dropping my food on the floor
*yes. goofy*
@@nebroc12 more Like *y e s g o o f y*
5:45 Redditors when they murder someone for not laughing at their joke
true
Replace "when" with after
@@g0atman88 yea my grammar is terrible lol
Side effects: include head aches, nausea, coughing, dizziness, literally death.
People in the commercial: 5:45
Ok but why is this so true
@@ihasmickey6821 yep
Stop with this meme, its not funny and is not even true
@@adammoussa519 *N O*
@Dzangi Hunadi Ramunenyiwa y e s
5:46
9 year old me when my mom let me get the toy I wanted
Goofy: even your own baby wouldn't vote for you
Patrick: YES HE WOULD
Everyone gasps
Because he doesn't have a baby
patrice hav bby?
Patrick has clam baby if you watch spongebob
@@theremmie bruh
Probably no one in reality
Me:😲
6:19 that had me laughing
Wolfgang gacha Pennywise:”I made you a balloon. Take it!
Leo Ciresi omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
PATRICK ROASTED HIMSELF
@Erick Cadmilema true
XD
Me: Whats the internet code?
Friend: Check the back of the router
The back of the router: 3:50
So true
True
Copied
@@mewhen3753 from Where?
MIzzo Gaming another beatbox video
Bro the way that goofy just roasted Patrick that was insane