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Doctor Who: Best of Strax Compilation
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 พ.ค. 2013
- I don't own any of these clips!
Best of Commander Strax It's not professionally done its just for entertainment purposes!
Sorry about the static on the edge of the first clip, didn't realise it was there till after I had published it!
"Best of Strax Compilation"
*Literally every clip where Strax has dialogue*
Yep, that sounds about right
Ifan Dafydd incorrect
Because every second of strax is a gem.
Well, he is brilliant
Including the ones where he doesn't have dialogue, such as "I'm the clever one, you're the potato one."
@@jeffryandjefferson1659 0l0plp0
Strax: "Madam Vastra sent me to offer you grenades."
Doctor: "Grenades?"
Strax: "...She might have said 'help'."
To be fair to a Sontaran that is basically a synonym
At least he had second thoughts on that sentence so he ain't that much dumb
did he say that in the video?
Grenades can be a big help, when you need to turn your enemies into red mist.
"Horse! You have failed your mission!"
Hanibal Channiblo “4th one this week and I’m not even hungry”
DO YOU HAVE ANY FINAL WORDS BEFORE YOUR SUMMARY EXECUTION?
@@uw0t314 the usual story
We are lost, with no sign of sweetville
I love the implication of him constantly shooting the horses and devouring them. Me thinks he takes the phrase “i could eat a whole horse” a little too literally.
Vastra: But what is the light?
Jenny: It's beautiful...
Strax: Shall I destroy it?
Vastra: Shut up, Strax.
Fiddlesticksmeow who else but strax?
Perfect ending for this video.
What episode is that from
My favourite line Isn't on here but I'll put it down anyway:
"Do not attemt to escape or you will be oblitorated...may I take your coat?"
That line is from an episode in 2014. This video was published in 2013
Walter Seeganna easy, he is a Time Lord
that's why you have to love strax
"I'm not wearing a coat."
"Then may I take your clothes?"
@@akbubs it was in the Christmas episode that the first few clips are from.
'Put down your gun human female!' For once, Strax got someone's gender right.
I like to believe he didn't and thought he was calling a man a woman.
What annoys me is that he calls every other person scum but calls his enemy by their proper gender.
@@adarshkamoda9183 at least he's consistent in that sense.
Strax always assume that long haired humans are woman. 😅
@@W0LV1E45 Um, missed when he called short haired boy 'girl'.
Strax discovering Glasgow.. bloody brilliant.
The only race in the universe, more belligerent than the Sontarons... Glaswegians
@@weldonwin
Some of us aren't THAT aggressive.
@@foolsfortune1677 "That"
The only place besides Sontar that a Sontaran likes
Glasgow Ha!
"I wonder, where do Sontarans go for their holidays?"
"Glasgow."
They like it rough and primitive.
CommanderCharms I would have love to see Strax & Archie fight it out.
Silence. Girl.
As someone raised in Glasgow that moment made me cry laughing.
Jubble my dad was from there
Every scene with Strax is pure gold!
"It was a violent and unprovoked attack, BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE!"
It eternally disappoints me that the Paternoster Gang hasn't gotten their own spinoff.
Christoph TSS amen
They did have a comic series of there adventures but it has ended.
I know; if any Doctor Who characters deserve a spin-off, it's the Paternoster Gang. Just the character development of Strax would be an opportunity for real depth; how does a member of one of the Doctor's worst enemies wind up becoming a loyal associate and friend? That's a story worth telling.
Yeah same though. I massively enjoyed the sweetville episode. And the part where the three are investigating on their own is one of my favorite parts in the entire series
There is a set of audio stories about them coming soon
''I can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid''
Dying
The God of Hellfire A right tit!
"Ugh! I'm going to go play with my grenades."
Leon Thomas
This. All of this.
Sontarans got milk
Strawberry flavoured!
we all know it, almost every scene Strax is in is his best
sthornewell39 yes it does, and he is very much correct
Agreed
Strax was in a bad scene once. The time lords use it to frighten Chuck Norris.
Joseph When Chuck Norris takes a shit, it is a Sontorran every time.
It's job is to kick the ass of everyone in the galaxy that Chuck Norris cannot be bothered with.
One of these Chuck Norris poos was named Strax.
admit it, we all love strax
the champ David Groves no strax ruined the whole point of the zontarans
Batmanz oh fuck off stop finding the bad side in doctor who
Batmanz Not necessarily, he was one individual Sontaran. I get the impression he is something of a misfit, though a diligent one.
+Batmanz "Sontarans" Pedantry aside though.... nah.
@@batmanz9733 He explained what he is doing is a punishment from the Doctor so that is a thing.
"UNHAND ME RIDICULOUS REPTILE!" lmfao, that scene always has me laughing.
Strax breastfeeding River Song... there's something I never want to see...
Really? I want it as my wallpaper. And by that, I mean the walls in my room. And my computer. And possibly the dashboard of my car.
Jeremiah90526 I have no words
Jeremiah90526 Huh that's weird
enterthehatch2 I
Rule 34 probably has you covered. Unfortunately.
"I can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid"
Pity that never became a meme.
Ikr, Dalek memes are getting old, we need Strax/Sontaran memes.
It's never too late to change the future
@@obliviousotterI - THAT I'm going to put on a tee shirt!
"HORSE! YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR MISSION!!"
they need to make Strax a companion to the Doctor. between him wanting to kill everyone and the Doctor wanting to save everyone, it would make for one hell of a series!
Mike Serot
Dude that is the show of my dreams
Yes
Trillion times better than nardole
Mike Serot yeah
@@sambenyamin Alternatively, both Strax AND Nardole.
dalek: Exterminate
cyberman: delete
strax: acid!
Mystic Stardust
And he's so cheerful!
Grenade!
Ahhhh what!!! Who even write these?? What Planet is Strax from anyway??
Only on Sontar are 80% casualties considered acceptable
Well, there's also the USSR, PRC, and DPRK.
@@TheAngrySaxon1 See also the Death Korps of Krieg
@@TheAngrySaxon1 dont forget the imperium of man
I think the more important problem here is that he considers 80% casualties acceptable when there's only three of them.
@@TheRocketdrive when i heard that line I desperately hoped someone would mention the Imperium of Man.
Thank you, love
I love how Strax instinctively called his boss a "ridiculous reptile".
The kid who gave directions basically said his name is Tom Tom. One of the early GPS versions they had.
I think that's the point
Pandora7985
Terrible joke
Pandora7985 I loved that scene. I am all about anachronisms, especially when they make perfect sense in the context of the scene. Gets me every time.
I knew the kid's name before they even said it.
Thanks Captain Obvious!
i can see why the sontarions have not won their war in 50000 years
I can’t see why they’ve managed to not lose in 50000 years.
I'd like to see more of the Rutans.
To be fair, Strax was specifically dishonored and removed from the standard corps for... something. So they made him a nurse.
@@Dragonlover553 he helped someone I don't remember who but sontarans view helping other species as a dishonor and treason that's why he had to leave
Dark Kronis they like to keep the war as long as possible
"4th one this week, and I am not even hungry", Couldn't stop laughing after that one XD
I'd gladly have Strax by my side.
WolfieRich oh sure, great guy to have around, until tried to kill you for the glory of the Sontaran Empire!
WolfieRich SIR EMERGENCY I THINK IVE BEEN RUN OVER BY A CAB!!
Would you let Strax feed your babies tho?
"Surrender your 'women' and 'intellectuals'"
Lmfao what?
Yahqas Kaluso sadly that's almost exactly what the Mongols would demand whenever they conquered a city.
he always does mix up genders so I think he's referring to the men and intellectuals but it's still weird to say lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Arent they one of the same though 😏😅
@@Saznaki no lol
@@Psalm_23 lol
You missed the best one
"... and we will melt him with acid"
"Erm... that last part again?"
"We will not melt him with acid"
I couldn’t agree more. Best first episode for a doctor ever.
Doctor: What is the first thing you do when you find something you have _never_ seen before?
Strax: *Get a grenade!*
jenny: "it's beautiful"
strax: "should i destroy it?"
madame vastra: "shut up strax"
The best of Strax compilation? Every single second he's on the show.
Mr. BunnyWabbit that seems under appreciative
Not quite... They missed the "Don't worry they are unarmed."
"So are we"
"Don't give our enemy our militairy secrets"
Seriously, does three (misfits) need there own spin of series, that would've been definitely great (for the glory of the Sontaran empire). Strax us funny as hall!
It would indeed be an awesome spin-off, but I think the effort to put on both Vastra's and Strax's makeup might be a major hurdle for a regular series, sadly.
Jakk Frost You could be right, but there are other sci-fi shows with (sometimes even main) characters who wore the same or more makeup and they managed it. I have to admit that I'm not just a whovian but a treki fan as well, so I do remember a show called Star Trek Deep Space 9 (1990's). Back then some actors spend 6 hours (3 to put it on and 3 to strip it, some even more) every shooting day in front of a makeup artist to achieve the proper look. So if they could do it back then it should be possible nowadays as well.
The Shadow Kin from Class either had pretty good CGI or a lot of good costume design/makeup.
+Saalk Z. Alar ~ That's true, but I believe they also had a budget well over $1 million per episode which, with inflation, would be nearing $2 million today. Not sure how much NuWho episodes cost.
Also, in DS9, they got a little sloppy with some of the regular characters makeup over time. Dax's spots started looking less fluid and natural, and more like a painted on strip.
Jonathan Nicholls It was probably a combination of both makeup & CGI, and btw they were a pretty cool alien race.
Sir emergancy, i think ive been run over by a cab!
I died! 😂😂
Must have been a vicious cab.
I know that it's a joke
“I’m gonna go play with my grenades.” 😂😂😂
MaryMcmarty: And don't you wonder what he was *really* referring to?
@@kalinystazvoruna8702 Knowing Strax.... he was talking about actual grenades.
@@WhiteWolfDarkpaw Obviously you didn't get my subtle reference. :)
"I'm the clever one
and you're the potato one."
Okay... Goofy as he may seem at times, Strax is actually a pretty impressive medic. I mean, at 7:00, he rather casually cured DEATH!
The Doctor really ought to see him about the little vision problem he's having now!
Well what happened how he explained it is that she was in sort of a coma, he just hard reset her heart with a very powerful electric shock, like a defibrilator
Final Boss Veigar, you're mostly right, though Jenny was in fact dead. She was basically scared to death, as Strax explained she suffered Total Cardiac Collapse induced by shock.
"Basically cured death".
With a defibrillator. You know, that thing we already have and use.
rajvader He is exceptional at CPR.
StarWarsomania I know this is late, but Defibrillators don't restart hearts. They stop hearts to end fibrillation. When someone flat lines, they can't be saved with a defibrillator
Such a shame, because for all his appearance, Strax is an impressively rational being for his situation.
"I'm the clever one. You're the potato one."
"Yes sir." (Oh if you weren't my commanding officer...)
(Be in middle of active combat siege)
"What now madam! I have a list of several potential reenforcement options to cement our position to fend off the retaliatory assault"
"No Strax."
"B-But madam."
"No"
"Fine, I'll go and do it myself."
"I wonder how Jenny is getting on."
(Ohh, I can tell one of these jokes I've been hearing about,)
Tells joke, gives obvious grin to indicate joke.
Commanding officer doesn't understand. Thinks I'm being serious with stupid military plan.
MFW she honestly thinks I'm that stupid.
Lo and behold. My commanders have continued the siege, and have run into armed resistance and, being passive, cannot advance.
Good thing I flanked above and am armed then.
They actually look relieved I turned up.
Human female shoots at me. I shoot human female in arm to disarm her instead of outright kill, as I was taught.
She slips and falls off the stairs. Still a win.
Commander is giving interesting briefing.
Foe wants fittest and most beautiful subjects.
I'm genetically spliced together over thousands of years of genetic development to produce the fittest combative individual of my species.
Voice idea.
Get laughed at, told limp, gangly human boy is going.
Irrational, but oh well. Commanders orders.
Advise issuing of military equipment, because commander isn't to versed in such things.
Commander asks why. Because going into enemy territory always needs the right equipment for basic safety, duh.
Besides, it's in the north.
In the middle of enjoying my day off. Actually getting to real combat, because I never get to do this kind of thing.
Feels so damn refreshing.
Oh course. Get interrupted as it starts getting good.
The things I do for duty.
Wake up in unknown area. Unarmed for such an event.
Need to bluff way out of this.
My species is known for being the best at war. Tell them base is surrounded, and act like we've conquered it like every other.
Hubris makes good opening defence.
Commander is rattled. Fleshy human boy is down.
Check vitals. No heartbeat.
Commander is going crazy. This is why we don't allow relationships.
Take temporary command as commander is unfit. Resuscitate boy. Comfort commander, such things are a bit stressing for those involved.
See final heart of Tomb. Seems to be designed to contain this...light.
Everyone else is bewitched.
Tomb means containment. Therefor this light may be dangerous as it is contained energy.
Ask If I should destroy it. Commander disapproves.
It was a valid question.
Huh....
@@14dcook Basically, the thoughts of Strax during some scenes related to them.
@@coachlombardi9657 it was honestly well done, I read each and every part of it in Strax's voice.
Imagine Strax in a women's room. "Get out of my way, boy! I must express my lactic fluid!"
Lol
Really hope they give us one more episode with these three.
GUYS, I FOUND A WAY TO GENETICALLY MAKE A STRAX!
Step 1: get a potato
step 2: get googly eyes
step 3: glue the eyes on the potato and give it a small suit
BOOM! A STRAX! LOL
mad hatter gamer send it to Glasgow after
Lol
Don't forget you must make him able to produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluids
And give it a grenade. Lol
mad hatter gamer there is 1 more thing u for got take over the world
I am the clever one. You're the potato one.
xsailor85 and don't forget it
In every roleplaying group, there is always a Strax.
Strax: Look, it’s been snowing
I’m Dying 😂😂😂
"She's only interested in the fittest or the most beautiful"
"You may rely on me mum"
OMFG I WAS DYING IN MY SEAT
It wasn’t included in the video, but one of my favorites: “I have declared war on the moon!”
You forgot "Sir please do not noogie me during combat prep!"
"Magnificent quantities of lactic fluid"
holy shit my sides
Have you been eating those Jelly Sherbet Fancies again?
. . . . Nooo?
Bigrignohio Go wait outside, Strax.
@@coachlombardi9657 But Madame!
@@Jarock316 GO!
@@coachlombardi9657 'Mumble mumble' I'm gonna go play with my grenades!
"casualties as low as 80%"
WTF, the army isn't suppose to be wiped out in a single fight, now wonder these things are bred by the millions, all they do is die
the Führer I think he was referring to the casualties among the enemies not him and his team.
Unlikely clone army war by attrition is very viable tactic after all if you have more men than the enemy has ammunition you're probably going to win
I have declared war on the moon. The episode "Kill the Moon" pops up with strax out of nowhere.
6:50 "Unhand me, ridiculous reptile!"
It is beautiful.
Shall I destroy it?
"I wish he never discovered that place..."
*G L A S G O W*
Vastra: What is the light?
Jenny: it’s beautiful...
Strax: should I destroy it?
Strax going on "holiday" to Glasgow to fight is brilliant!
My favourite scene came after these, Strax's ribbon descent in deep breath
"We told you! Just take the stairs!"
"I can produce *MAGNIFICENT* quantities of lactic fluid." It's lines like that which elevate him above so many other characters.
"Casualties could perhaps be kept as little as 80%"
I see Strax has adopted the Josef Stalin approach to warfare.
Strax, Vastra and Jenny haven't been seen since Capaldi's first episode. I really hope they come back. They're so fun to watch and Strax is bloody hilarious!
4:08 Strax for once get the gender right
That's bc she looks like 80 y old man
I came here to watch my favorite Strax scene (approximately 2:33). It is a scene that possibly could have been slightly improved with one additional line at the end.
Strax, "It asked for permission to enter...And then it fell over. What are we to make of it? A nice pudding perhaps?" 😂
Madam Vastra: "Where Strax has got to?"
Jenny: "The usual, his weekend off."
What is it, girl?
Adam Parton It's a telegram sir. Very urgent.
xsailor85 ugh. Sorry about this. You're going to have to render me unconscious.
Here use this. (Hands shovel)
Adam Parton a girl that thing where small human living in and the small human only comes out every 9 months
"He asked permission to enter, and then he fell over."
Why does this never fail to make me laugh.
Strax is everyone's favourite homicidal potato!
Strax: "i can produce vast amounts of lactic fluid"
Me: 'looks at chocolate milkshake'
Best quote is not on here:
Strax: "I will convey you to her chamber. May I take your coat?"
Clara: "Not wearing a coat."
Strax: "What's all this then?"
Clara: "Clothes".
Strax: "May I take your clothes?"
"...the most beautiful." "You may rely on me ma'am." Strax's confidence is quite high.
Missed the best line ever, Strax declaring war on the moon.
2:02 I love the pride and near macho attitude Strax puts into this statement. He will carry a warrior attitude into every situation.
The guy selling horses to Strax must be making a killing! If Strax is executing 4 a week!
My personal favourite Strax moment is when he claims to have declared war on the moon, and at the end of the scene when he says ¨Damn Moon!¨
No matter how bad some of the writing was, whoever thought up Strax, well. Nothing else to say but a stroke of genius. Best character in Dr Who.
"Sir, emergency! I think I've been run over by a cab!"
A being that literally lives for battle discovering Glasgow Scotland is perfection
I don’t know what I would’ve done with my life, if I never discovered Doctor Who. Such an amazing show. ❤️
"SIR! EMERGENCY! I THINK I'VE BEEN RUN OVER BY A CAB!"
If this weak and... FLESHY boy is to represent us..
God I just about died
He is right though. The heart IS relatively simple thing if you think about it.
sir emergency, i think i`ve been run over by a cab!
The sontar-ha sontar-ha kind of implies strax's place in that pub
Best Strax scene: "It asked for permission to enter, and then it fell over.
What are we to make of it?"
Strax, you are a glorious Sontaron, and don't let anyone tell you differently.
I'm the clever one, you're the *POTATO* one!
Y'know I come back to this video and agree with everyone on the humourous nature of Strax, his sometimes tunnel vision and warlike approach to problems, but there is something else I think about as well. At the bed of the day if you are in a hairy situation then having Strax at your back is a real great comfort. He's a sontaran so experience with war and combat is probably second nature and he is an excellent medic/nurse. Also the unstated factor that I believe Strax is one of the most loyal side companions of the whole show. He may brag about his great race and their empire, but I think he really enjoys being around Jenny and Vastra.
Strax has no reason to fully gear up to rescue them but he does it because those are the people he cares for and he would fight through hell itself to bring them back.
Have you been eating those jelly sherbet fancies again?
Jen's look is like "You ate my sweets again?"
Well, Vastra did say "miss Jenny's" not "those jelly"
No, she's silently telling Strax not to blab that she's been secretly spoiling him with sweets or Vastra will forbid it. Basically, "You wanna keep getting my candy you better not be telling your other mom, son!"
"Horse, you have failed your mission!"
Everytime i play Red Dead 2.
Countless 'best of strax' videos and no one uses his Sherlock Holmes crack!
Strax vs nardole
Macxz Crevan I want to see that so badly!
Of course a sontaran gets in a fistfight with a scotsman
Strax is one big mood
I'm usually not a fan of spin-offs without the main characters (in this case, The Doctor) but I would so watch the hell out of the three of them, it's a shame they didn't take the opportunity
Im the clever one, your the potato one! XD
Strax feels right at home in Glasgow, where putting your buddy through a window is basically a handshake.
Strax is always awesome, but by God Jenny is so cute.
U left out my fave part "Liquidate him in aside"
The Paternong Gang need their own spin off.
Easily one of my favorite Doctor Who characters.
Cissor grenades... Strax, you're a genius !!!
Never can get enough comedy relief.
The Fourth Doctor summarized it best: "I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent."
the Phil Mitchell of doctor who