the doctor being sassy for 10 minutes straight

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  • @dragonlcrd
    @dragonlcrd  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5750

    if you want more doctor who videos like this please suggest some!
    eg. "_____ being _____ for __ minutes straight"
    (bear in mind i can't edit with classic episodes!)

    • @damppuddle7341
      @damppuddle7341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      allonsy.mp4 Rory being Rory for 10 minutes straight

    • @ordon_lament
      @ordon_lament 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      The Master being the Master for 10 minutes straight

    • @nickaboi5974
      @nickaboi5974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      allonsy.mp4 this is the best video ive ever seen

    • @blbblakeeold
      @blbblakeeold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Blimey!" O_O - I would love to see a Darleks being rekt XD idk but this is awesome!

    • @cubinglab6332
      @cubinglab6332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Martha being the qorst companion for ten minutes straight

  • @amypond6740
    @amypond6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4486

    9: bitchy sass
    10: sarcastic sass
    11: adorable sass
    12: given up on humans sass

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Twelve sees humans the way a cat owner sees their cat.
      "Humans are bastards, but I love them."

    • @amypond6740
      @amypond6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Albert Nave I don’t think the doctor will ever have the ability to hate humans. I think 12 has just comes to terms with how stupid most of are 😂😂

    • @croverns164
      @croverns164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      amy Pond I think he’s seen all the karens and entitled people in the world

    • @Panda.Shogun
      @Panda.Shogun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      13:forgot what sass means 🤷‍♂️

    • @Seismitoad3
      @Seismitoad3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Panda.Shogun 13: imaginary sass that no-one respects

  • @kaptain_komrade3708
    @kaptain_komrade3708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10032

    Tennant being tennant for tennant minutes straight

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5487

    "There's a horror movie called alien? That's offensive, no Wonder everyone keeps invading you."
    That might be one of my favourite Dr. Who lines ever written.

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Gurgle and so salty. Haha

    • @WildFyreful
      @WildFyreful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE ARE!"
      TENANT: "I DON'T KNOOOOOW!" xD
      Seriously Tenant's my all-time favorite. His sass was so good.

    • @gurglequeen433
      @gurglequeen433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@WildFyreful David Tennent will always be my favourite doctor.

    • @randomcosplayer509
      @randomcosplayer509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cant stop laughing

    • @somethingstrange7184
      @somethingstrange7184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ObsidianNightFury IKR

  • @isabellavetere9098
    @isabellavetere9098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3872

    Ten being jealous of the king of france is hilarious to me

    • @bozorusso1709
      @bozorusso1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      He's not jealous he's flexing on the king of France lol

    • @sabenavey1896
      @sabenavey1896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh hunny the only thing he can do is time what dose the king of France got

    • @thedrinkinggamemaker9749
      @thedrinkinggamemaker9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FLEX

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It’s even funnier when you remember 10 canonically was the king of England lool

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bozorusso1709 and why do we flex

  • @ThePixxie
    @ThePixxie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

    “There’s a horror movie called “Alien”? That’s really offensive, No wonder everyone keeps invading you.” Iconic

    • @elmaquiavelico5709
      @elmaquiavelico5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The fact that one of his regenerations dies makes it more iconic.

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@elmaquiavelico5709 what? I'm pretty sure all of his regenerations die

    • @elmaquiavelico5709
      @elmaquiavelico5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Manel-dq2kb What I meant is that John Hurt the actor who plays the Doctor of War dies in the movie called Alien.

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elmaquiavelico5709 oh

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eight also dies in Alien 3

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3860

    Honestly,
    "I am dying doctor"
    "You keep saying that, you keep not dying, can you give it some welly"
    Always fucking cracks me up!

    • @BassBanj0
      @BassBanj0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Capaldi's whole thing is being aggressively sarcastic and it's amazing

    • @themightyalpaca313
      @themightyalpaca313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought it was his lack of care and tact?
      Which is why he needs Clara

    • @elimortley2782
      @elimortley2782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@themightyalpaca313 that's part of it, but it's more like he's rebuilding that part of his personality throughout that regeneration

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Especially since the Doctor always says he's going to die, but then either fakes his death or just regenerates. Hypocrite.

  • @MyyoutubechannelB
    @MyyoutubechannelB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4649

    Fun fact: out of habit, David mouthed the words along when Freema said them, not even realising it. It was so funny the show decided to keep it in.

    • @anonymouspalmtree
      @anonymouspalmtree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Timestamp?

    • @itsamirage1902
      @itsamirage1902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@anonymouspalmtree 4:26

    • @anonymouspalmtree
      @anonymouspalmtree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@itsamirage1902 Thank you :]

    • @itsamirage1902
      @itsamirage1902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@anonymouspalmtree Your welcome

    • @minji4471
      @minji4471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      That makes it even funnier bcs it seems as if he cans predict wich obviously he should be able to by how many times he's asked 😂😂

  • @rebeccascholtz1174
    @rebeccascholtz1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    The fact that Nine is an equal part of this vid with only 1 season goes to show he was truly the sassiest

    • @unitedmad9580
      @unitedmad9580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He was the GOAT (maybe behind Ten)

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, they didn't include several iterations. Do you see Four anywhere in this?

    • @ToffixJ
      @ToffixJ ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@RoderickEtheriathese are moments from the new who ...

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ToffixJ Yes, but to be truly the sassiest, you have to consider both old and new. After all, they are all the same guy.

    • @ToffixJ
      @ToffixJ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@RoderickEtheria then the video would be an hour long, i doubt it wouldve gotten many views

  • @Synthmilk
    @Synthmilk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2659

    "Believe me, it was an accident."
    The delivery of that line was exquisite.

  • @socialinteraction_8252
    @socialinteraction_8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1502

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    *He’s brining sassy bacc*

  • @ameera213
    @ameera213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4474

    “you’re mister thicc thicc thiccety thiccface from thicctown, thiccania”

    • @pluteorgh
      @pluteorgh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Ameera And so is your dad!

    • @HouseholdWheel
      @HouseholdWheel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      *Thick
      totally different meaning

    • @ameera213
      @ameera213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      that’s the joke my love

    • @HouseholdWheel
      @HouseholdWheel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      well it's just that I find it annoying when people confuse thicc and thick, I try to call someone stupid and they give me this dirty look and start complaining that I've insulted their legs.

    • @ameera213
      @ameera213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      HouseholdWheel okay cool but i haven’t confused them i was making a joke,,

  • @leogavitt5419
    @leogavitt5419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2746

    “Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Jeff.”
    Gets me every time 😂😂

    • @Ru136
      @Ru136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I did not get that as a kid 😅

    • @kobieharrison8931
      @kobieharrison8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Ru136 i only just got it

    • @connorscorner443
      @connorscorner443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I dont remember that. Thats amazing

    • @lilyharris7629
      @lilyharris7629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Ru136 nor me! Too dirty now!

  • @BurnItUpp2009
    @BurnItUpp2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

    "It's like back to the future"
    "The film?"
    "No, the novelisation, yes the film" 😂😂

    • @sandmboy1
      @sandmboy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Love the look Martha gives him, exasperation or disbelief
      ?

    • @Domihork
      @Domihork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Gotta love these random exchanges, it gives the characters some real dimension... I always felt like RTD is really good at this

    • @livvycoleman7824
      @livvycoleman7824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your likes are at 699

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny thing is there is a novel it's based on

    • @SMPandanic
      @SMPandanic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What time?

  • @mumblealice17
    @mumblealice17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    "You kissed her back."
    "No. I kissed her mouth."
    I can't breathe 😂

    • @Priv-rb3ow
      @Priv-rb3ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      PingPopRust which episode?

    • @od_static
      @od_static 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Priv-rb3ow i believe it was the "living flesh" or so. t'was a 2 parter

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not its the venice one

    • @marine463
      @marine463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My words I never understood he said that hahahahaha

    • @JivanPal
      @JivanPal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5x06, "Vampires in Venice"

  • @arTIGstry
    @arTIGstry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    "I aM TaLkInG!!!!"
    "AnD i'M nOt LiStEnInG!!!!!"
    Never related more in my life XD

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me. In school. Every day.

    • @mattakins3422
      @mattakins3422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Everytime it reminds me of "I DON'T KNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"

    • @Domihork
      @Domihork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think it's ironic how later 11th Doctor shouts "I AM TALKING" at the aliens above Stonehenge and later it turns out they indeed were not listening (because they only pretended like they did since it was a trap)

    • @hermionegranger4823
      @hermionegranger4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anime Gurl shOoK

    • @hermionegrainger8189
      @hermionegrainger8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So mean

  • @JustNo420
    @JustNo420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2950

    9- sarcastic sassy
    10- sassy sassy
    11- bitchy sassy
    12- done sassy

    • @surgeofgaming6405
      @surgeofgaming6405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      This comment encapsulates all of the Doctors personality.

    • @Daniel-wu6pl
      @Daniel-wu6pl ปีที่แล้ว +52

      10- supa sassy

    • @endarus6053
      @endarus6053 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ten being sassy squared is so perfect.
      Kinda sad there was never a 10 and donna teamup thing. Woulda loved to see that.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      13 had a bit of sass, much less than her predecessors, but far more passive aggressive. not knowing who this big shot business magnate was, mispronouncing tzim sha's name, and of course being sarcastic with the master.

    • @Strangestormcloud
      @Strangestormcloud ปีที่แล้ว +14

      10- fruity sassy (/j)

  • @dontask9000
    @dontask9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    “I’m his carer”
    “Yeah my carer, she cares so I don’t have to”
    The 12 Doctor is such a mood

    • @5678Evans
      @5678Evans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I asked

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Can you hurry up please or I'll hit you with my shoe"

  • @blooddragon805
    @blooddragon805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1491

    "The legs, the nose... and Mrs Robinson"
    "I hate you"
    "No, you don't"
    That's just priceless

    • @imael4802
      @imael4802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why Mrs Robinson

    • @thegamedetective1877
      @thegamedetective1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Imael Walk another name for an older woman who flirts with younger guys

    • @lewiskemp9732
      @lewiskemp9732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My favourite bit! 😂

    • @theodoraskywalker6133
      @theodoraskywalker6133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      - I don’t even like you!!
      - U doooo

    • @monsterchild3116
      @monsterchild3116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theodoraskywalker6133 I was checking to see if anyone replied with that and....Oh how glad I am that you did :D

  • @whatlenalikes1674
    @whatlenalikes1674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    I love how there's so few with Donna bc when she's in the room she's automatically the SASSIEST PERSON THERE

    • @thatjedifromgallifrey6663
      @thatjedifromgallifrey6663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i should get a life lol nope the only one who successfully outsasses The Doctor

    • @hufflepuffbadger2931
      @hufflepuffbadger2931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And the only ones where Donna is there is after the meta crisis. The only time when the doctor is even close to Donna’s level of sass is when he’s part Donna 😂

    • @whatlenalikes1674
      @whatlenalikes1674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hufflepuffbadger2931 TRUEEEE

    • @EsraaKudo
      @EsraaKudo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol was just thinking the same

    • @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
      @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think the only time he outsassed her was when he said "Oi, earth girl!"

  • @DrDuzzy
    @DrDuzzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    I lost it at:
    “Why do you call that a mobile phone”
    “BECAUSE ITS A SURPRISINGLY ACCURATE DESCRIPTION”

    • @Nina-wt5nw
      @Nina-wt5nw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I did too

    • @LinkJTO
      @LinkJTO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Very mobile

  • @cykablyatthemovie2424
    @cykablyatthemovie2424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    "I AM TALKING-AH!"
    *_"AND IM NOT LISTENING-AH"_*

    • @E03H
      @E03H 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which episode is that??

    • @petra2578
      @petra2578 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@E03H The Idiots lantern

    • @rockstarvvolfie
      @rockstarvvolfie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's my class and my Science Teacher on a daily basis.

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rockstarvvolfie hah

  • @queenyblahblah
    @queenyblahblah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    The level of sass that radiates from 9 and 10 is *INSANE*

  • @gamerborbie
    @gamerborbie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2627

    4:26
    "It's bigger on the inside."
    "Is it? Hadn't noticed?"
    That was just David being David when he mouthed the words

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@noname-gu9nz it will be done, my Lord

    • @Kodlaken
      @Kodlaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've always wondered why it seemed so hastily cut in like that.

    • @NewYTAnonarchy
      @NewYTAnonarchy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRuddster95 That's order 66, not order 666

    • @martinsoares1824
      @martinsoares1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      best part is that he wasn’t actually supposed to mouth the words but it made everyone laugh so hard that they just kept it

    • @NewYTAnonarchy
      @NewYTAnonarchy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eli Soares where’s your source?

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    Best line from the Doctor in Davros’ chair: “Admit it. You’ve all had this exact nightmare.”

    • @candymangloving
      @candymangloving 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Y e s

    • @WanderingNerd21
      @WanderingNerd21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *E X T E R M I N A T E*

    • @cassiewinchester2917
      @cassiewinchester2917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What episode was this from? I think I missed it!

    • @Gfan-yi7tm
      @Gfan-yi7tm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cassiewinchester2917 I believe it was The Magician’s Apprentice. It was one of the first two episodes in season 9.

    • @imogenreynolds7470
      @imogenreynolds7470 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But where did he get the tea?

  • @Kat_Treasure
    @Kat_Treasure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    ‘It’s like you’re human!’
    ‘Eurgh! That’s *disgusting* ‘
    ‘OIII-‘
    ‘ *OOOOOOOIIIIIIII* ‘

    • @meowmeow6676
      @meowmeow6676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      more OOOOOOIIIIIII

    • @crzyshrf9836
      @crzyshrf9836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spanners, shhhhhh

    • @TheShadowless
      @TheShadowless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “STOP IT!”

    • @gryffinclawgymgirls0911
      @gryffinclawgymgirls0911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doctor- I grew, out of you, still could be worse
      Donna- Oiiii watch it space man!
      Doctor- Oiiiiiiiii watch it Earth girl 😂😂
      I can't even with this

  • @HERO_DREAMER
    @HERO_DREAMER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    “I’m the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour”

  • @milliehilken
    @milliehilken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2484

    B L I M E Y
    'Get a girlfriend Jeff'
    I'm WHEEZING my god

    • @kensdiary2641
      @kensdiary2641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Miriam Hilken there are so many possibilities on what he could’ve been doing XD

    • @Artemis1794
      @Artemis1794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Made me miss 11 more

    • @tinasfs
      @tinasfs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      From now on that's my comeback for everything- xD

    • @enigmakashman3501
      @enigmakashman3501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Actually, by the look of his room, Jeff needs a BOYfriend.

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@enigmakashman3501I thought gaudy decor is some sort of British pastime. The more kitsch, the better.

  • @izukuhimiko6879
    @izukuhimiko6879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    "She's climbing out of the window isn't she?"
    "...yes she is"
    At least he's honest lol

    • @thekodex1186
      @thekodex1186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Communication 100

    • @3DTyrant
      @3DTyrant ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone's getting fired for that, I wonder who...

    • @Behemoth9030
      @Behemoth9030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@3DTyrant by “fired” do you mean melted into slag?

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you can see in his expression the moment he decides she's not worth it.

  • @ValerieLee_mexican_ginger
    @ValerieLee_mexican_ginger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???"
    "No I'm inside a Dalek"
    Followed by
    "And you kissed her back?"
    "No......I kissed her mouth"

  • @psychedelicgeekstudios9194
    @psychedelicgeekstudios9194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "This is my lover, the King of France." "Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time." MIC. DROP.

    • @jean-pierresmyth742
      @jean-pierresmyth742 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Took the words out of my mouth.

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jean-pierresmyth742 he's so sassy the Mic drops itself for him

  • @zelectrode3337
    @zelectrode3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    11th: Oh, you've redecorated! I don't like it...
    10th: Oh, you've redecorated! I don't like it...

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That face tho I'm howling

    • @KamekFox
      @KamekFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      2nd: Oh, you’ve redecorated! I don’t like it...

    • @Zyanide_
      @Zyanide_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kamek fox got there before me

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Certainly you saw that coming right? It had me trying not to laugh so hard.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Doctor never likes his own redecorations. ...he did like the round things though.

  • @alexkoch3712
    @alexkoch3712 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    i love how 9 and 10 are just the sassiest, 11 is just mad and 12 is done with everything.

    • @N1ghtl1ghts
      @N1ghtl1ghts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Honestly I think throughout all the different regenerations the doctor just slowly gets more and more done with the human race and it's bs

    • @Whyistomatoafruit
      @Whyistomatoafruit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s probably the best characterization of them I’ve heard 😂

    • @Sheenifier
      @Sheenifier 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My favorite this is that Peter Capaldi also played as Malcom Tucker in a different show and so 12 is just him without the frequent swearing

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    7:37
    Clara: "When you say 'mobile phone', why do you point at that blue box?"
    11th: "Because it's a surprisingly accurate description."

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well, it does have a phone and it is very mobile. So it is a "Mobile Phone". Doctor wins. Savage Victory.

    • @existentialchild698
      @existentialchild698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Qardo r/wooosh

    • @silent04_
      @silent04_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@existentialchild698 r/im14andthisiswoooosh

    • @ernestogarcia3193
      @ernestogarcia3193 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Menelik Eyasu more like r you a dumbass

    • @nadiaparamita101
      @nadiaparamita101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg I just get it! XD
      (i know i'm late..heheh...)

  • @madeleine5191
    @madeleine5191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4650

    ”It’s bigger on the inside”
    *”iS it!?1”*

    • @neonothanks.8653
      @neonothanks.8653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      "I HAVEN'T NOTICED"

    • @bandotaku
      @bandotaku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      One of my favorite quotes!

    • @minnyd9806
      @minnyd9806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Ya don't say?"

    • @sleepingrose3116
      @sleepingrose3116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No, Its Smaller on the Outside.

    • @neonothanks.8653
      @neonothanks.8653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@sleepingrose3116 "that's a new one."

  • @SakaiUnlimited
    @SakaiUnlimited 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "What're you gonna do? Moisturize me?" Cracks me up every time 🤣

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    “Intruder!”
    “How’d he get in? In-tru-der wonder?”
    How did I miss this GOLD

    • @tevvytevvy2672
      @tevvytevvy2672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      OOH! I ONLY JUST GOT THIS JOKE! TY!
      I'm so dumb

    • @rhyskenton6831
      @rhyskenton6831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      ArtisticPixie in-tru-der window*

    • @devnathor7591
      @devnathor7591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      window, not wonder

    • @mellchiril
      @mellchiril 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the joke was actually made twice... once in season 1, episode 6 by Henry van Statten, and then again when 10 said it. Somehow it's funnier when it's the Doctor saying it.

    • @musicatheatrefan
      @musicatheatrefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did I not notice this joke sooner? I feel so ridiculous. But at least now I can laugh about it every time I hear that line

  • @JakVox
    @JakVox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    5:44 is the best.
    "Who the hell are you?"
    "I'm the Doctor. And I just snogged Madame de Pompadour! Aha ha ha!"

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You forgot the slick exit!

    • @AK_-xn1fm
      @AK_-xn1fm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jak Mockery I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! “I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH mY LORD Y E S

    • @margoedwards6729
      @margoedwards6729 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xscary memerX I think you mean time lord

  • @Jwallworth
    @Jwallworth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    This compilation made me realise just how hilarious capaldi was.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Problem was his sassy fun aspect was just so infrequent compared to other Doctors. Then this latest series seems to not have a sense of humour at all.

    • @Jwallworth
      @Jwallworth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Noobie2k7 yeah this current doctor has no personality what so ever. Certainly not that of a doctor. They should all be individual I get, but they should also all be strong, bold and intimidating characters. Jodie’s doctor is just god awful. And so are the episodes!

    • @Jwallworth
      @Jwallworth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Noobie2k7 for example, i like them all for their own reasons. The 9th I felt was very adventurous and spontaneous, the 10th I got most emotionally attached too because of his contrast of fun and pain, 11th was a big bubble of fun and added a very young spirit and the 12th I thought was like a funny little alien. I think all of those traits work with a time lord. Jodie has no unique trait. It’s such a shame because she’s the first bad doctor I’ve ever watched myself.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jwallworth Even Matt Smiths Doctor who is seen as the 'goofy' one had many very serious and emotional moments and episodes. He knew when to do these different things. Jodie just seems so bland. I only watched th first couple episodes then decided i wasn't going to give them the ratings anymore as they're not worth it. I do need to go back and watch more of Capaldi's Doctor i think and just try to stomach Clara.

    • @Jwallworth
      @Jwallworth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Noobie2k7 yes definitely. Matt Smith was an incredibly good doctor and had a lot of talent. I definitely was torn between him and tennant as ‘my doctor’ and I think honestly when I rewatch the series I think Matt just does it for me. Like you said, his emotional range is spot on. I did the same with Jodie’s episodes. I watched that spider episode which I believe was number 4? And after that I thought this is just a god awful series what on Earth is this? As if they tried to turn it into a drama and not a sci-fi show. Yeah it took me a long time to accept capaldi as the doctor, much longer than David and Matt but eventually I think he developed a unique character that worked. Not many people enjoyed Clara. I think capaldi just wasn’t blessed with good circumstances but I really believe he had the potential to be one of the best doctors! He put in some great performances but I must say his episodes aren’t as memorable and that’s the issue. Plus his companions were never that easy to attach to. The sad part is, after years of enjoying a good show we’ve both stopped watching entirely. Think they’ll manage to bring it back? Or they’ll just scrap the show again?

  • @apathyendstheworld
    @apathyendstheworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    "What's a horse doing on a spaceship??"
    "Mickey! What's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!"
    Always my favorite.

  • @hrtdixon
    @hrtdixon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "that's really offensive, no wonder everybody keeps invading you"
    iMDNDUBDFJ

  • @ErynG
    @ErynG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "We have an intruder"
    "How'd he get in... Intruder window......... B-bye"

    • @negamewtwo5535
      @negamewtwo5535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Even funnier, that wasn't even the first time that joke was made in the show

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Yeet*

    • @yoshi2699
      @yoshi2699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe intruder-door

    • @Jackgames-vg7cw
      @Jackgames-vg7cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nega Mewtwo but they first time it was it it wasn't funny

    • @adjcheeseball
      @adjcheeseball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeet!

  • @griffzeb8329
    @griffzeb8329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    "Oi watch it spaceman!"
    "Oi watch it earth girl!"
    "OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @live_evil4961
      @live_evil4961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @danimations1440
      @danimations1440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Oh. I sound like you, all sort of...rough"

  • @Just_An_Observer
    @Just_An_Observer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I love how the Doctor can yell angrily enough to scare even the Dalek. Like look how they backed away at 6:57 after he whipped away at them

  • @sofieherman4886
    @sofieherman4886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    “What is browser history?”
    *doctor instantly panics*
    Snatched

    • @user-fh6bd4ri7n
      @user-fh6bd4ri7n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You wouldn't want younger you to see your history either it's all about the freaky journey

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its probably silly stuff like "how many cats can fit in a room" or "What to do when your kettle explodes"

  • @IdahoDali
    @IdahoDali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "Can you just hurry up please, or I'll hit you with my shoe."

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Interesting threat

    • @1Gidget
      @1Gidget 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most Scottish threat ever

    • @godofgoats4200
      @godofgoats4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always say this to my friend and she gets scared and confused as to why i say it just to her

  • @kaymuldoon3575
    @kaymuldoon3575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    You left out my most favorite lines from any Doctor:
    There’s a strange man in my bedroom.
    Yes, there is.
    And I’m in my dressing gown.
    Yes, you are.
    That means anything could happen, couldn’t it?
    Um...no
    🤣😂🤣

  • @eashanpatel1799
    @eashanpatel1799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I absolutely need to find a time to use "Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don't have to" in the real world. Pure gold.

  • @jaystev
    @jaystev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    "She kissed me"
    "And you kissed her back?"
    "No"
    "I kissed her mouth"

    • @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140
      @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha ha lol.
      I see devients and cartoon animators play God.

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha!

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian-With-A-Na DinoJinn Well there may be a species out there that smooches an appendage on their backs at each other so human interaction with such a species....
      Ugh wtf am I saying? I could be giving people ideas.

    • @bileygr1216
      @bileygr1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ultimate dad joke

    • @jaystev
      @jaystev 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Voltaic Fire Well that's just mean :(

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    9:02 “any remarks about my hips will not be appreciated” “ah your hips are fine you’re built like a man”. I like this moment.

    • @EpicFred1736
      @EpicFred1736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mason French nice pfp.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CyberLink70 It's a joke saying they have the structure males generally do.

    • @localboys7449
      @localboys7449 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the subtitles, even though they were already available.

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CyberLink70 Females usually have wider hips than males.

    • @rekaadang
      @rekaadang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CyberLink70
      Women have wider hips than men.

  • @kireinahanii
    @kireinahanii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "oi! watch it, space man!"
    "oi! watch it, earth girl!"
    I L O V E DOCTORDONNA

    • @billylardner
      @billylardner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Best doctor who duo

    • @nerdymusicianfangirl7024
      @nerdymusicianfangirl7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lauren Cooper: "BITE ME, ALIEN BOY!"
      Me: 🤣
      (If y'all still haven't seen that vid. Idek what you're doing with your lives.)

    • @bobmalone3726
      @bobmalone3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * Cries *

  • @cthulhu9136
    @cthulhu9136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The intruda window joke is the one that gets me everytime

  • @OkuriLucy
    @OkuriLucy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "They are creatures from another world"
    "Really? Wow!"
    I love it

    • @AC9123
      @AC9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL Meanwhile, he's also from another world XD

  • @Rush351X
    @Rush351X 6 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    "The Legs, The Nose and Mrs Robinson"

    • @pugsarelifehha9295
      @pugsarelifehha9295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "I hate you."
      "No you don't."

    • @roaaoverthinks
      @roaaoverthinks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "You married me." the doctor, probably.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I KILLED you! River Song. Probably.

    • @citywok9579
      @citywok9579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus loves you more than will know

    • @danadavis24
      @danadavis24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "And Doctor Song, you've got that face on."
      "What face?"
      "The 'He's hot when he's clever' face."
      "This is my normal face."
      "Yes, it is."
      "Oh, shut up!"

  • @volrogue
    @volrogue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    *"bLimEy jEFf, geT a GIrLfrIeND!"*

  • @willsics7203
    @willsics7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    9 and 10 are so sassy lol

    • @fluffyloom1190
      @fluffyloom1190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And 12 is so grumpy

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And 11 is so childish and dorky
      I love 10 and 11 sooooo much

    • @pinktuna4840
      @pinktuna4840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "the sass is strong with this one"

    • @brobro9169
      @brobro9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fluffyloom1190 And 12 is so GOATED*

  • @davepetasprite7585
    @davepetasprite7585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    You're Mr.Thicc Thicc Thicc-ity Thicc Face from ThiccTown Thiccania.
    *AnD sO's YeR dAd*

  • @bunnybxsh
    @bunnybxsh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    4:01 my favourite part XD
    "That is really offensive, no wonder everyone keeps invading you >:("

  • @redfire1186
    @redfire1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Damn, I wish my sarcasm was this good in some moments. "And you kissed her back. No! I kissed her mouth" is something I truly would never think of it. Genius.

    • @joegroves8601
      @joegroves8601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That part sounds less like sass and more like he actually didn't know what Rory meant, due to him being an alien

  • @lauranickl8237
    @lauranickl8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    9:24 "Oi, don't diss the sonic" is such an underrated line

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I've got a sports car, you've got a space hopper."

    • @asifrahman60
      @asifrahman60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for this.
      A legendary comment.

  • @didaloca
    @didaloca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "The legs, the nose and Mrs Robinson" always get me.

    • @doublespoonco
      @doublespoonco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "I hate you"
      "No you don't"

    • @arkentile5265
      @arkentile5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can somebody explain Mrs Robinson, I have a idea but I don’t know if it is right

    • @stephaniealejandre1
      @stephaniealejandre1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Arken Tile Mrs. Robinson is a term used to describe an older woman pursuing someone younger than herself

    • @mattsisoler6125
      @mattsisoler6125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I need to stop drinking or eating while watching that scene. I keep almost choking. 😂

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The browser history bit got me

  • @Silver-iz1wm
    @Silver-iz1wm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    "We have an intruder!"
    "How did he get in? Intruda window?"
    "buh bye"
    burst out laughing XD

  • @leodahvee
    @leodahvee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Her: Are you out of your mind?
    Doctor: No! I'm inside a Dalek
    best part

  • @elsagreen1476
    @elsagreen1476 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    1:39 The delivery of "Why? Was he an idiot?" is flawless

  • @ninaintheskywithdiamonds
    @ninaintheskywithdiamonds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    *AnD sO’S YA dAd*

  • @Miles-qv6oj
    @Miles-qv6oj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    i love that the master of sass nine was included we love a legend

    • @dragonlcrd
      @dragonlcrd  6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yes we do

    • @OfficerFriendly2006
      @OfficerFriendly2006 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about tennant.

    • @zotoda
      @zotoda 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/2O6dRaBbFoo/w-d-xo.html

  • @zakkybounce
    @zakkybounce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    "I'm dying, Doctor..."
    "Yeah, you keep saying that, you keep not dying.. Can you give it some welly?" 😂

    • @Hannah-ck2xt
      @Hannah-ck2xt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      best quote ever 😂

    • @rachelrose7632
      @rachelrose7632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice quote but I’m kinda scared of ur prof pic

  • @SUPERGEEK_04
    @SUPERGEEK_04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    6:39 How he just offended himself just cracks me up.

  • @luc1fer798
    @luc1fer798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    "how do you people manage one heart, it is PITIFUL"

    • @dawnsfairy
      @dawnsfairy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Soulless 82 alright reaper? How’s mei

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The way he spat out pitiful is the best

    • @musicatheatrefan
      @musicatheatrefan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then when Karen rolled her eyes, it seemed more like a Nebula response than an Amy response

  • @bexbrider6305
    @bexbrider6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "Thank you, whoever you are... I think you have just saved my life".
    Doctor's eyebrows raised-
    "Believe me, it was an accident".
    😂😂

    • @rachelleach1472
      @rachelleach1472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do not know how relieved i was to finally see that evil bastard Hitler get roasted for once! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rachelleach1472 especially considering Hitler was particularly good at roasting people himself.

    • @blueribenaberry
      @blueribenaberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Generously buttered ALCO Christ on a cross trainer...take my like & get out

  • @Boundwithflame23
    @Boundwithflame23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    We need another special where the current Doctor meets Ten, Eleven and Twelve.
    Then again the universe would implode from all the sass

    • @nightwalker174
      @nightwalker174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ebilkitty Rainstar *...How about no? We've already had enough crossovers to last another 2 decades or so. And the writing hasn't gotten any better.*

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Oh look. The joke just grew wings and flew right over your head

    • @nightwalker174
      @nightwalker174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ebilkitty Rainstar *Oh look, a smartass. No, the joke didn't go over my head. I got the joke. It was a poorly written joke, since it's been done many, many times before.*

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ok you got the joke. Didn't exactly come across that way in your comment.
      And some bad jokes are good enough to still be funny :P

    • @nightwalker174
      @nightwalker174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ebilkitty Rainstar *It's just that the same joke has been done many, many times before.*

  • @wafflingmean4477
    @wafflingmean4477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Notice at 5:34 when the Doctor calls Rory "the Nose", Rory's hand twitches as if he's about to check his nose in embarrassment. Then he remembers there are guns pointed at him and he needs to keep his hands up.

    • @memphisturley1954
      @memphisturley1954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he was just itching his head

    • @ForeverSweetx3
      @ForeverSweetx3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@memphisturley1954 Thisss

    • @cassiewinchester2917
      @cassiewinchester2917 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he definitely switched his nose at the same time! 😂👃🏼

  • @youruncleolaf4694
    @youruncleolaf4694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    If Donna was with 9 and not 10 nothing would get done cuz they’d just be sassing each other constantly.

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Damn. That is bloody true.

    • @skallywalla502
      @skallywalla502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      12, too. can you imagine how many pegs Donna would knock 12 down??

    • @concettasorvillo3719
      @concettasorvillo3719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The things I need

    • @sheevpalpatine1105
      @sheevpalpatine1105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Donna would not let him have peace with his scottish accent

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thomas S. especialy that Skit Catherine and David did involving one Lauren Cooper˜

  • @BlueCrabAnimals
    @BlueCrabAnimals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    Jeff can't get a girlfriend because his dad sent him to the moon ;-;

    • @Schultz8003
      @Schultz8003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lily Bradley
      Is that the same guy? He looks bigger in Doctor Who. Well, before he got the injection.

    • @BlueCrabAnimals
      @BlueCrabAnimals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yep, same actor, also Billy Bones in Black Sails

    • @Schultz8003
      @Schultz8003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lily Bradley I did see him in Black Sails too! I guess I always just think he looks familiar and have no idea why.

    • @anavocado6617
      @anavocado6617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oof I just noticed this

    • @florencehardy487
      @florencehardy487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Schultz8003 Yes, he's also Sir Percival in Merlin!

  • @evinbuffett5899
    @evinbuffett5899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    7:31
    -OI WATCH IT SPACE MAN
    -OI WATCH IT EARTH GIRL
    how can this not be iconic?

    • @amaliabows5528
      @amaliabows5528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ravey B I loved that line

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Oh, I sound like you. All sort of...rough"

  • @hufflepuffotaku7642
    @hufflepuffotaku7642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3442

    Thicc thiccety thicc face from thicc town thiccania
    And so's yer dad

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I’ll never be able to watch that scene again without thinking.
      You’re my favorite you are... cAuSe YoU’rE sO THICC

    • @oliepicshipbuilder887
      @oliepicshipbuilder887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hufflepuff otaku You... you understand that in Britain, thick means impossibly stupid. Not... you know...
      Curves

    • @АйшаДрагушан
      @АйшаДрагушан 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4:11 what series? Plz tell me

    • @inkyplays2676
      @inkyplays2676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legend

    • @TeddySparkles
      @TeddySparkles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "And so's your dad!" Classic

  • @charliesketchman4337
    @charliesketchman4337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    “What are you gonna do? Moisturize me?” -9 1:05
    “Yeah? Well I’m the lord of time.” -10 0:06
    “Get a girlfriend, Jeff.” -11 1:15
    “Shut it, Hoodie!” -12 9:34

    • @charliesketchman4337
      @charliesketchman4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did you find this comment?
      In-tru-der window? Bye bye!

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Can you hurry up, or I'll hit you with my shoe."

  • @generalartist420
    @generalartist420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    No the doctor predicted our Thicc memes. I can die in peace now.

    • @b_.k.h.r._xe9900
      @b_.k.h.r._xe9900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Oh please he didn't predict them he clearly went forward in time and lived through them. Let's face it he probably created them.

    • @sarahgallagher7014
      @sarahgallagher7014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I like this theory. Think he did it on the same night. Just so he could come back and make that joke.

    • @alaztor1490
      @alaztor1490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sarahgallagher7014 Probably he readed this commentary section too

    • @leblanc69069
      @leblanc69069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      T H I C C

    • @Swenglish
      @Swenglish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Comments like this make me uncertain if kids these days even know "thick" used to mean "unwilling to think or see things from a different perspective", short for "thickheaded"... I'd like to think yes and they're in on the pun potential, but it's hard to tell for sure.

  • @nathannunez3127
    @nathannunez3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    7:18 “Yours is bigger than mine”
    “Let’s not go there”

  • @MoreGraceJohansson
    @MoreGraceJohansson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    “Compensating”
    “For what?”
    “Regeneration it’s a lottery” I died😂😭

    • @jamesslater7094
      @jamesslater7094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      David teninch

    • @neptunios169
      @neptunios169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The Doctor insulting his future dick size 😂

    • @eirei0789
      @eirei0789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Oh, he's cool. Isn't he cool?
      'I'm the Doctor and I'm all cool. Oops, I'm wearing sandshoes.' "
      That part should've been there xD.

  • @DustylandAJ
    @DustylandAJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    *BLimEy!*
    *GeT A giRLfRiEnD, jEfF!!11!*

    • @kal-elavitt7587
      @kal-elavitt7587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why the 11?

    • @sabrinarosario6499
      @sabrinarosario6499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Spectacular Spider-Fan It’s a joke. Sort of like an internet thing.

    • @kal-elavitt7587
      @kal-elavitt7587 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sabrinarosario6499 but why

    • @poppyjames8715
      @poppyjames8715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kal-elavitt7587 it's probably a typo don't worry

    • @Schultz8003
      @Schultz8003 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Spectacular Spider-Fan , the 11th Doctor.

  • @ashthepotato8340
    @ashthepotato8340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    8:32
    Sycorax: "I Demand to know Who You Are!"
    The Doctor: : "I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOW!"
    😂😂😂

    • @mintyiben8277
      @mintyiben8277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Sycorax

    • @thecreator6657
      @thecreator6657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me during a test for school.

    • @eddie_ble
      @eddie_ble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me when a girl asks me out

    • @plutoreturns9630
      @plutoreturns9630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you'll find it's a Sycorax.

    • @ashthepotato8340
      @ashthepotato8340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@plutoreturns9630 Thanks! :3

  • @jeiillson
    @jeiillson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    It’s actually amazing how good this acting is cause it’s different actors but they really make it to where you believe it’s the same person 😂😂😂

  • @Elizabeth-tx3wn
    @Elizabeth-tx3wn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Right, carer. She cares so I don't have to."
    Actually dying XDDD

    • @stormtheowl
      @stormtheowl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This had me fucking wheezing

  • @mimiHTcat
    @mimiHTcat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    you forgot
    ten: this man you’re marrying, what’s his name?
    donna: lance :)
    ten: good luck, lance
    donna: OI

    • @adamnqueen3644
      @adamnqueen3644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      cat Donna: no stupid Martian is gonna keep me from getting married TO HELL WITH YOU!
      Doctor: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not from Mars...

  • @angru04
    @angru04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    5:50 David's laugh so unique lmao

    • @benathon5444
      @benathon5444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He could be like the joker

    • @pinktuna4840
      @pinktuna4840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It evil but lovely at the same time

    • @angru04
      @angru04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pinktuna4840 yeah

    • @astrid_lovegood947
      @astrid_lovegood947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pinktuna4840 yes!

    • @TheEmptyHanded
      @TheEmptyHanded 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benathon5444 if only

  • @boytechnichian
    @boytechnichian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    "Micky, what's pre-evolutionary France doing on a spaceship"? hahaha

    • @Foxxtronix
      @Foxxtronix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mickey couldn't handle pre-revolutionary France.

    • @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077
      @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *pre-revolutionary

    • @kaitlinkirkpatrick6473
      @kaitlinkirkpatrick6473 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Ricky XD

    • @Foxxtronix
      @Foxxtronix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaitlin Kirkpatrick I thought that was the name of his alternate dimension counterpart. The one that was PE1 and hadn't lost his beloved grandmother. I could be wrong!

  • @harleyfuckingquinnbutilook3009
    @harleyfuckingquinnbutilook3009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    My favourite lines from each doctor
    9 - What you gonna do moisturise me
    10 - thick and so's your dad
    11 - The legs, the nose and Mrs Robinson
    12 - Yeah she's my carer. She cares so I don't have to.

    • @jeffblimsfalcetto3748
      @jeffblimsfalcetto3748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      13: "This new nose is so reliable!"

    • @margotharris3670
      @margotharris3670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice. Here's my selection-
      9-Good to meet you Rose. Run for your life.
      10-Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective.
      11-I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around and look impressed, then what's the point in having you all?
      12-Admit it, you've all had this exact nightmare.

    • @mithiwithi
      @mithiwithi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "I'm dying, Doctor." "You keep saying that, you keep not dying, can you give it some wellie?"

    • @od_static
      @od_static 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i loved 11s voice when he said "I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around and look impressed, then what's the point in having you all?". Its just perfect. Like from a child who seeks attention.
      ...wait

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I reach this comment and I conveniently come across 9's moisturize moment.

  • @MaxHP1
    @MaxHP1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    4:18 see i don't think that was even in the script, I think Matt just legit accidentally hit his head with the stick and just went with it

    • @eddie_ble
      @eddie_ble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's a dalek eye-stalk

    • @ianleonard8251
      @ianleonard8251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      well, you see, they didn't indicate a preference in the script

    • @rfspilot
      @rfspilot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eddie_ble yeah no shit Sherlock

  • @patchworkfellow
    @patchworkfellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    “Why? Was he... an _idiot_ ?”
    “Yeah, she’s my carer. She cares so I don’t have to.”
    “Can you just hurry up or I’ll hit you with my shoe...”
    - Peter Sass Capaldi
    Seriously, half of his lines are brutal roasts, an 8th is dramatic speeches, a quarter is him going Scottish, another quarter is just him picking fights, and the last 8th is relevant plot-points 😂😂😂

    • @AzureKyle
      @AzureKyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1/2 + 1/8 + 1/4 + 1/4 + 1/8 = 1 1/4

    • @sergeantpepper42
      @sergeantpepper42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well considering his previous role of Malcolm Tucker in the thick of it I think that makes sense. He's probably struggling to keep naughty words out of his lines.

    • @connorrobinson1280
      @connorrobinson1280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @AzureKyle shows how good he is

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't be lasagna

    • @879PC
      @879PC 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AzureKyle yea! He gave the roll 125%

  • @tacitakoe5004
    @tacitakoe5004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    6:14 - let it be known that this was the only time usage of the word 'yeet' has successfully made me laugh.

  • @ljames4347
    @ljames4347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "Yours is bigger than mine"
    "Let's not go there
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @georgetheconqueror2574
    @georgetheconqueror2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    1st Doctor: What's browser history?
    12th Doctor:
    I'm dying

  • @joshmason4543
    @joshmason4543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The tardis being called a mobile phone is almost to accurate with the way he uses it lmao

  • @Cake-zk9ei
    @Cake-zk9ei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    2:04 When David Tennant's Scottish accent just comes out a little bit and makes this scene iconic.

    • @papanoel3999
      @papanoel3999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Idk how he can do am English accent so good like my god

    • @user-de1qj6nl3w
      @user-de1qj6nl3w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      UNCLE ALBERT I never knew he was Scottish till recently because he did such a good english accent

    • @ayari5852
      @ayari5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-de1qj6nl3w and he can do a good American accent as proven by when he voiced professor Huyang in TCW

  • @autumnbourne2835
    @autumnbourne2835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    "Sugar Cube Count":
    1
    2
    3
    4
    5 **Hmm, That's Enough.** **Wait No**
    6
    7 **Perfect** **Plane Gets Pulled Apart**

    • @autumnbourne2835
      @autumnbourne2835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Analise Howett Sounds About Right. There Is So Much Salt. There's More Salt Than There Is In the Sea.

    • @ObsidianNightFury
      @ObsidianNightFury 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @trinityt-t3625
      @trinityt-t3625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      L

    • @roaaoverthinks
      @roaaoverthinks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like me.

    • @cerulean22b69
      @cerulean22b69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would you like some coffee with that sugar?
      Lol at least thats what i was thinking.

  • @techroskys2551
    @techroskys2551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Yoooo at 2:41 david has the same glasses as he does in good omens hes been rockin those glasses way before the show!

    • @SSMp315
      @SSMp315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      techro skys
      I can’t stop thinking about the scene without referring it to Aziraphale

    • @emilykalunga3510
      @emilykalunga3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Starsong mp3 honestly, fake-drunk doctor is normal Crowley

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emily Kalunga yes! 😂

    • @wrenproductions5435
      @wrenproductions5435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are those glasses called anyways?

    • @KnightsaysNi
      @KnightsaysNi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wrenproductions5435 Pretty sure those are Valentino's, I forget the style name offhand, but you can find much cheaper ones on Amazon.

  • @adamcupples8082
    @adamcupples8082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    10 really showcased the "im a genius who basically can't die and I know it" persona so well

  • @_spooky_mars_
    @_spooky_mars_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "I'd call you a genius except I'm in the room" "We have an intruder!" "Oh no, how did he get in? Intrue da window?" I love it. David Tenant (spelling?) was my favorite doctor

  • @ya_b0ye868
    @ya_b0ye868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    When I'm trying to take the psat and the people who finished first start talking
    "Stoptalkingbrainthinkinghush."

    • @-yamikaze4864
      @-yamikaze4864 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then when the doctor told amy she put on some pounds that was savage

    • @mattakins3422
      @mattakins3422 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MG-lr9jv Stoptalkingbrainthinkinghush.

    • @mattakins3422
      @mattakins3422 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Ah! Ah! Ah!" (nods at Rory to cover YamiKazi's mouth.)