Master dragons to rule this world! Download Call of Dragons: bit.ly/CoDMonster_Koifish He who controls the MINES of MALI, he controls ALL OF THE GOLD IN MALI! THE RICHEST MAN! Do you want me to continue this and try to unify all of Africa under one glorious banner? Let me know in the comments!
These videos have such a unique structure and flow. I feel like im constantly bombarded by desirable stimuli. Your accent, references and jokes keep me entertained while the apparently haphazard yet pragmatic decisions in the game tied with the jumpcuts maintain the 'strategy' feel of a grand conquest game. It also helps that you're very good at the game. I suscribed a long time ago but you have re-emerged from the shadow realm that is my sub list, and i am very happy about that. Excellent stuff Koi.
The challenge isn't to become the richest man in human history, but rather to not be like Mansa Musa who was and still is technically the richest man in human history, but he also gave all his gold away, ruining it's value and basically bankrupting his whole kingdom. Man is literally proof that being too generous IS a bad thing.
Did it last year. Was a great time. You will probably have even more fun with all the new content. I'd like to recommend reforming to buddhism and taking the human sacrifice tenet. It is not much but it has a little bit of flavor "BLOOD FOR THE SAMSARA!". I really liked that one. It also kind of makes sense as you were vikings.
On my first life.. my guy went from Iceland to west Africa to india. Created a kingdom and released everyone as independent. Checked the faith map 150 years later.. One county started as asatru reformed.. and created the kingdom of Mali. Mali is Asatru. Probably the greatest thing I've seen in CK3.
I formed the Roman Empire as the Habsburgs in Ironman mode and in year 1200 i was making 1,400 gold a month. That is a lot of gold. How? Just have your prince bishop landed and then give and dev up his land that contributed to half of my income. And because I was a huge empire I could find absurd amounts of hooks among my powerful kingdom vassals taxing the hell out of them.
currently in the middle of uniting Africa this same way, i’m at 69 gold per month, have taken Cairo, Giza, and Constantinople for my personal domain income and left the rest to my vassals, send gifts and hybridize culture everyone loves the Emperor of Gold
I have achieved near perfection of the haestings i have most of germany and france all of isbaniya all of the Maghreb egypt, croatia, and serbia while also having the entire italian peninsula and the pope is no more, i have allied the ghanas and have fought the byzantines multiple times i have waged a jihad and won against the byzantines i have a vassal take sampi and tok finland soon i may have the land of the norse under my domain
I started in Kaabu, reform roog'sene faith, adopt feudal ways, declare kingdom, casually eat up neighboring kingdom of ghana, establish the Mali Empire, and slowly unite Africa. It was in 1.8 and then Tours and Tournaments started rolling around so the save game becomes invalid. At least I united Africa.
Watching Koi fish is a different experience to most TH-camrs you don’t feel shame for being bad at a game cause he’s so much worse it’s like watching a child fumble it’s way through a shape puzzle excitably
Master dragons to rule this world! Download Call of Dragons: bit.ly/CoDMonster_Koifish
He who controls the MINES of MALI, he controls ALL OF THE GOLD IN MALI! THE RICHEST MAN!
Do you want me to continue this and try to unify all of Africa under one glorious banner? Let me know in the comments!
Please unite Africa glorious Koifish
Koifish be balling as the Golden King of Mali, very cool.
Cooler if it was done as Haesteinn
Dew it! Unite Africa please and thank you.
Wormhole closes in 5 minutes; grab all the Africa you can
The council has spoken Koifish
Maybe as daurama daura
These videos have such a unique structure and flow. I feel like im constantly bombarded by desirable stimuli. Your accent, references and jokes keep me entertained while the apparently haphazard yet pragmatic decisions in the game tied with the jumpcuts maintain the 'strategy' feel of a grand conquest game. It also helps that you're very good at the game. I suscribed a long time ago but you have re-emerged from the shadow realm that is my sub list, and i am very happy about that. Excellent stuff Koi.
Lmao is like funne koifish magic
All of Africa must be united under GOLD!
The first 50 seconds of the video is HILARIOUS i love it
Edit: this entire damn video is funny asf
I love Koifish because its just harnessed chaotic energy
wait... this isn't Haesteinn! Have you finally escaped your addiction?
Nonsense, haesteinn just got a tan and went to mali
I am sad to say... watch next CK3 video 😭😭
Haestinn is a state of mind
@@Koifishoh god
@@Koifishoh God. it had to happen eventually 😅
The challenge isn't to become the richest man in human history, but rather to not be like Mansa Musa who was and still is technically the richest man in human history, but he also gave all his gold away, ruining it's value and basically bankrupting his whole kingdom.
Man is literally proof that being too generous IS a bad thing.
Apparently all of that is mainly a myth from his Haji which is said to have caused massive Inflation in Egypt, but even that might be exaggerated.
He was a very good guy and because all the good things he did he is in heaven :) he doesn’t need his hold up there
Gonna try to do the Norse to India challenge today, gonna have to name my first born son Koifish
Did it last year. Was a great time. You will probably have even more fun with all the new content.
I'd like to recommend reforming to buddhism and taking the human sacrifice tenet. It is not much but it has a little bit of flavor "BLOOD FOR THE SAMSARA!". I really liked that one. It also kind of makes sense as you were vikings.
Hello there editor guy. If you read coments i want you to know im very happy that you add "AAAAAAAAAA!!!" in vid!
Koifish ''You know what I never cared for that kid anyway''
Say no more
I get excited every time Koifish uploads a new video!
There are many new gold mines in Slavia now, including 2 in Transylvania.
yeah love those
So thats how lego brick in lego games were made
koifish undoubtedly best content creator on webzone
Ah, the African prince who emailed me seems to be doing well!
I've been waiting for this one for so long! Thank you koifish!!
7:06 "moi vittu saatana" is basically how i greet all my friends :D
Was watching this video as I was playing and 7:05 caught me off guard. Love from Finland swedish broder
Damn this new Internet Historian video looks lit.
Koifish pirating movies in his dreams lamo
Man, I have severely overlooked Africa for a playable country. I did not know it had all that
0:40 Do not watch this while eating, I started choking from laughter
Gold for Gold! Gold for Glodfish!
Always love seeing you goofing off in CK3.
And once again it's Koifish on the loose. I somehow still expected you to take viking love down to Africa though.
And yes unite Africa let's gooooo
Very nice, Koifish. Pan-finnic Ukonusko empire when?
On my first life.. my guy went from Iceland to west Africa to india. Created a kingdom and released everyone as independent. Checked the faith map 150 years later.. One county started as asatru reformed.. and created the kingdom of Mali. Mali is Asatru. Probably the greatest thing I've seen in CK3.
"I want this mine!"
Don't say: "Give it to me"
Sa: "This is mine"
Do the thing Koifish, Conquer all of Africa!
"Say the line, Koifish!"
"HE'S A SAAAIINT?!?!?!"
Faama Tomo conquering the gold mines: "IT'S ALL GHANA BE MINE!"
Noting the lack of gold bars.... Son of a gun who broke my window?
I did. Where is my golden brick?
I formed the Roman Empire as the Habsburgs in Ironman mode and in year 1200 i was making 1,400 gold a month. That is a lot of gold. How? Just have your prince bishop landed and then give and dev up his land that contributed to half of my income. And because I was a huge empire I could find absurd amounts of hooks among my powerful kingdom vassals taxing the hell out of them.
Audio on this one sounds pretty great. Also have been watching alot of your stuff lately.
Koifish. The gold king of the North and the Viking king of Africa.
so the koifish became a goldfish
Comments for the comment god. Algorithms for the algorithm throne.
Excellent video as always thanks for making great content.
1:40 as a German... Looking familiar 😂😂😂 (emblem of the country)
Big Mali let's go!!!
Unite us all Koifish, for Gold and Country
currently in the middle of uniting Africa this same way, i’m at 69 gold per month, have taken Cairo, Giza, and Constantinople for my personal domain income and left the rest to my vassals, send gifts and hybridize culture everyone loves the Emperor of Gold
The children of Mali yearn for the gold mines
koifish i know youve been asked this before but have you considered grand campaign? i would very much enjoy one
Should have named the cat Midas or something. Im also ready for seeing the Unified Africa series.
That sounds very nice
I think part 2 of your Africa series should be you playing daurama daura
Uniting Africa? Sounds like worthy goal for the Koi
AFricha. The AF stands for...
You got me with America Psycho drop. I love this video.❤😊
There are 2 wolves inside of you.
One sees 4 Es
The other does not
lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ok ok wait a second we gotta make a mod where koifish not playing jarl heistienn is a sin in the koifishism religion
"Your over there in Europe, stupid"
Koifish thinks Haesteinn is stupid. More news at 10!!!
Truly a Gold Ballin Playtrough
is named "the kind"
instantly goes raiding
NEW KOI FISH VIDEEEEOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!
This deserves a sequel
I looked at the thumbnail and really was expecting Heisting in Mali, I don't know why 😂
I have achieved near perfection of the haestings i have most of germany and france all of isbaniya all of the Maghreb egypt, croatia, and serbia while also having the entire italian peninsula and the pope is no more, i have allied the ghanas and have fought the byzantines multiple times i have waged a jihad and won against the byzantines i have a vassal take sampi and tok finland soon i may have the land of the norse under my domain
go all the way Koifish
Thank you for honoring me Koi fish
10/10 rhyme at the start
@Koifish make the ANGEVIN empire
daddy koifish
You are the most funny ck3 TH-camr. Reunite Africa.
very cool video mr fish love your vids
I started in Kaabu, reform roog'sene faith, adopt feudal ways, declare kingdom, casually eat up neighboring kingdom of ghana, establish the Mali Empire, and slowly unite Africa. It was in 1.8 and then Tours and Tournaments started rolling around so the save game becomes invalid. At least I united Africa.
I like this video! Thank u
OMG KOIFISH I LOVE IRT VIDEOS SO MUCH YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST CONTENT CREATOR OUT THERE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE MARRY ME DADDY UOOOOOOHHHHH!!
yeah pls continue this
Great vid!
EARLY FOR GOOOOOOLD I FUCKING LOVE GOOOOOOOLD I LOVE MONEYYYYY
The Gold King must unite all of Africa! o7
Go for Gold and unite Africa!
OMG KOIFISH I LOVE IRT VIDEOS SO MUCH YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST CONTENT CREATOR OUT THERE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE MARRY ME DADDY UOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!
Official Goldfish!!!
Ive been subscribed for months, WHERES MY GOLD?!!!
For Koi Fish.. I'll give a like
Watching Koi fish is a different experience to most TH-camrs you don’t feel shame for being bad at a game cause he’s so much worse it’s like watching a child fumble it’s way through a shape puzzle excitably
Need a continuation
Africa Must Unite under the banner of Gold
You are so much!
There’s no way koifish can unify Africa!
Just realize that medieval music sounds like a roddy rich song 😂
Still no gold bars thrown my window!
Koifish we want to see you unite Africa! :D
Koi you can just fabricate a claim instead of murdering people. Alright you didn’t forget.
I love this content.
Hell ye once again another koifish video let's goooooooooooooo
Is this finally a Koifish series??:0
Love being early to a Koifish video
I love it!!!!
Im 2min in and this is easily the most unhinged koifish video I've watched
KOIFISH IS BALLIN?!
No gold bar yet. My neighbors got a regular brick though. Unsure if related?
Can Jarl Haesteinn become the Emperor of Macedonia???
good one
Such a glorious mess... long live the king!