I Became the GOLD KING of AFRICA in Crusader Kings 3

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Master dragons to rule this world! Download Call of Dragons: bit.ly/CoDMonster_Koifish
    He who controls the MINES of MALI, he controls ALL OF THE GOLD IN MALI! THE RICHEST MAN!
    Do you want me to continue this and try to unify all of Africa under one glorious banner? Let me know in the comments!

    • @goof_juice
      @goof_juice ปีที่แล้ว

      Please unite Africa glorious Koifish

  • @verttiviljaminiemi7574
    @verttiviljaminiemi7574 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Koifish be balling as the Golden King of Mali, very cool.

  • @dannyhussain5489
    @dannyhussain5489 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    These videos have such a unique structure and flow. I feel like im constantly bombarded by desirable stimuli. Your accent, references and jokes keep me entertained while the apparently haphazard yet pragmatic decisions in the game tied with the jumpcuts maintain the 'strategy' feel of a grand conquest game. It also helps that you're very good at the game. I suscribed a long time ago but you have re-emerged from the shadow realm that is my sub list, and i am very happy about that. Excellent stuff Koi.

  • @Tupacem
    @Tupacem ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Dew it! Unite Africa please and thank you.

    • @robertmowrey2009
      @robertmowrey2009 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wormhole closes in 5 minutes; grab all the Africa you can

    • @Ludrovisco
      @Ludrovisco ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The council has spoken Koifish

    • @ok5988
      @ok5988 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe as daurama daura

  • @TheUnspeakableh
    @TheUnspeakableh ปีที่แล้ว +86

    All of Africa must be united under GOLD!

  • @factualdegree5450
    @factualdegree5450 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The first 50 seconds of the video is HILARIOUS i love it
    Edit: this entire damn video is funny asf

    • @cmfalsen
      @cmfalsen ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love Koifish because its just harnessed chaotic energy

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm ปีที่แล้ว +46

    wait... this isn't Haesteinn! Have you finally escaped your addiction?

    • @BenjaminBallin
      @BenjaminBallin ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nonsense, haesteinn just got a tan and went to mali

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I am sad to say... watch next CK3 video 😭😭

    • @visiblur
      @visiblur ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haestinn is a state of mind

    • @TungstenArm
      @TungstenArm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Koifishoh god

    • @Entropy__
      @Entropy__ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Koifishoh God. it had to happen eventually 😅

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The challenge isn't to become the richest man in human history, but rather to not be like Mansa Musa who was and still is technically the richest man in human history, but he also gave all his gold away, ruining it's value and basically bankrupting his whole kingdom.
    Man is literally proof that being too generous IS a bad thing.

    • @HDreamer
      @HDreamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apparently all of that is mainly a myth from his Haji which is said to have caused massive Inflation in Egypt, but even that might be exaggerated.

    • @hansuwe5821
      @hansuwe5821 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was a very good guy and because all the good things he did he is in heaven :) he doesn’t need his hold up there

  • @noahgilmore4837
    @noahgilmore4837 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Gonna try to do the Norse to India challenge today, gonna have to name my first born son Koifish

    • @sizanogreen9900
      @sizanogreen9900 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did it last year. Was a great time. You will probably have even more fun with all the new content.
      I'd like to recommend reforming to buddhism and taking the human sacrifice tenet. It is not much but it has a little bit of flavor "BLOOD FOR THE SAMSARA!". I really liked that one. It also kind of makes sense as you were vikings.

  • @daquotekillz7913
    @daquotekillz7913 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I get excited every time Koifish uploads a new video!

  • @SennaAugustus
    @SennaAugustus ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There are many new gold mines in Slavia now, including 2 in Transylvania.

    • @JonTheManZ
      @JonTheManZ ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah love those

  • @loccapo
    @loccapo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So thats how lego brick in lego games were made

  • @HomerWeeks
    @HomerWeeks ปีที่แล้ว +11

    koifish undoubtedly best content creator on webzone

  • @belablanck
    @belablanck ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Koifish ''You know what I never cared for that kid anyway''
    Say no more

  • @rokealva6660
    @rokealva6660 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello there editor guy. If you read coments i want you to know im very happy that you add "AAAAAAAAAA!!!" in vid!

  • @quincemarmelade
    @quincemarmelade ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been waiting for this one for so long! Thank you koifish!!

  • @RogueHippie13
    @RogueHippie13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:40 Do not watch this while eating, I started choking from laughter

  • @restitvtor439
    @restitvtor439 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:06 "moi vittu saatana" is basically how i greet all my friends :D

  • @harrybriggs2586
    @harrybriggs2586 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn this new Internet Historian video looks lit.

  • @jamesgrewar461
    @jamesgrewar461 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Koifish pirating movies in his dreams lamo

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah, the African prince who emailed me seems to be doing well!

  • @trentking1978
    @trentking1978 ปีที่แล้ว

    You got me with America Psycho drop. I love this video.❤😊

  • @aleksimakila1
    @aleksimakila1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was watching this video as I was playing and 7:05 caught me off guard. Love from Finland swedish broder

  • @ollikoskiniemi6221
    @ollikoskiniemi6221 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very nice, Koifish. Pan-finnic Ukonusko empire when?

  • @johnbgoode1605
    @johnbgoode1605 ปีที่แล้ว

    Audio on this one sounds pretty great. Also have been watching alot of your stuff lately.

  • @HomerWeeks
    @HomerWeeks ปีที่แล้ว +3

    koifish i know youve been asked this before but have you considered grand campaign? i would very much enjoy one

  • @NilsiY
    @NilsiY ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:40 as a German... Looking familiar 😂😂😂 (emblem of the country)

  • @0th_Law
    @0th_Law ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Comments for the comment god. Algorithms for the algorithm throne.

  • @benjamintaylor5025
    @benjamintaylor5025 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, I have severely overlooked Africa for a playable country. I did not know it had all that

  • @calebsutton6798
    @calebsutton6798 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have achieved near perfection of the haestings i have most of germany and france all of isbaniya all of the Maghreb egypt, croatia, and serbia while also having the entire italian peninsula and the pope is no more, i have allied the ghanas and have fought the byzantines multiple times i have waged a jihad and won against the byzantines i have a vassal take sampi and tok finland soon i may have the land of the norse under my domain

  • @ahmetyasinacikgoz5533
    @ahmetyasinacikgoz5533 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I did. Where is my golden brick?

  • @chadraybon4822
    @chadraybon4822 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always love seeing you goofing off in CK3.

  • @drearyrug8635
    @drearyrug8635 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I formed the Roman Empire as the Habsburgs in Ironman mode and in year 1200 i was making 1,400 gold a month. That is a lot of gold. How? Just have your prince bishop landed and then give and dev up his land that contributed to half of my income. And because I was a huge empire I could find absurd amounts of hooks among my powerful kingdom vassals taxing the hell out of them.

  • @velwein
    @velwein ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Noting the lack of gold bars.... Son of a gun who broke my window?

  • @thommy_optmax
    @thommy_optmax ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gold for Gold! Gold for Glodfish!

  • @OdinAUT
    @OdinAUT ปีที่แล้ว

    And once again it's Koifish on the loose. I somehow still expected you to take viking love down to Africa though.
    And yes unite Africa let's gooooo

  • @TheChrisHardiman
    @TheChrisHardiman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should have named the cat Midas or something. Im also ready for seeing the Unified Africa series.

  • @shadoweddragonfilms4424
    @shadoweddragonfilms4424 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Say the line, Koifish!"
    "HE'S A SAAAIINT?!?!?!"

  • @BiggshowKF
    @BiggshowKF ปีที่แล้ว

    On my first life.. my guy went from Iceland to west Africa to india. Created a kingdom and released everyone as independent. Checked the faith map 150 years later.. One county started as asatru reformed.. and created the kingdom of Mali. Mali is Asatru. Probably the greatest thing I've seen in CK3.

  • @kalzakath57
    @kalzakath57 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Big Mali let's go!!!

  • @wietseoldenborg1764
    @wietseoldenborg1764 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That sounds very nice

  • @firstcasablanca
    @firstcasablanca 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    @Koifish make the ANGEVIN empire

  • @MrBluman999
    @MrBluman999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AFricha. The AF stands for...

  • @alexandermackay6885
    @alexandermackay6885 ปีที่แล้ว

    Faama Tomo conquering the gold mines: "IT'S ALL GHANA BE MINE!"

  • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
    @ragnarrskulkrew6232 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do the thing Koifish, Conquer all of Africa!

  • @wastelander89
    @wastelander89 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent video as always thanks for making great content.

  • @ok5988
    @ok5988 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think part 2 of your Africa series should be you playing daurama daura

  • @Terrakabsi
    @Terrakabsi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so the koifish became a goldfish

  • @relenltlessgoat7603
    @relenltlessgoat7603 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OMG KOIFISH I LOVE IRT VIDEOS SO MUCH YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST CONTENT CREATOR OUT THERE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE MARRY ME DADDY UOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!

  • @jito7377
    @jito7377 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I want this mine!"
    Don't say: "Give it to me"
    Sa: "This is mine"

  • @jamesj4827
    @jamesj4827 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uniting Africa? Sounds like worthy goal for the Koi

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar ปีที่แล้ว

    Koifish. The gold king of the North and the Viking king of Africa.

  • @alnaru3358
    @alnaru3358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok ok wait a second we gotta make a mod where koifish not playing jarl heistienn is a sin in the koifishism religion

  • @justblank2653
    @justblank2653 ปีที่แล้ว

    currently in the middle of uniting Africa this same way, i’m at 69 gold per month, have taken Cairo, Giza, and Constantinople for my personal domain income and left the rest to my vassals, send gifts and hybridize culture everyone loves the Emperor of Gold

  • @JudgeMagikarp
    @JudgeMagikarp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I looked at the thumbnail and really was expecting Heisting in Mali, I don't know why 😂

  • @BenjaminBallin
    @BenjaminBallin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    EARLY FOR GOOOOOOLD I FUCKING LOVE GOOOOOOOLD I LOVE MONEYYYYY

  • @Cursed0rDamned
    @Cursed0rDamned ปีที่แล้ว

    go all the way Koifish

  • @williek08472
    @williek08472 ปีที่แล้ว

    The children of Mali yearn for the gold mines

  • @oldskoolhomez5087
    @oldskoolhomez5087 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unite us all Koifish, for Gold and Country

  • @Zehamas
    @Zehamas ปีที่แล้ว

    NEW KOI FISH VIDEEEEOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!

  • @SC-jq9og
    @SC-jq9og ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There are 2 wolves inside of you.
    One sees 4 Es
    The other does not

    • @siluda9255
      @siluda9255 ปีที่แล้ว

      lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @FBIAgent-bs9ie
    @FBIAgent-bs9ie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    is named "the kind"
    instantly goes raiding

  • @tnm1697
    @tnm1697 ปีที่แล้ว

    This deserves a sequel

  • @gabrielaldworth7476
    @gabrielaldworth7476 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can Jarl Haesteinn become the Emperor of Macedonia???

  • @Entropy__
    @Entropy__ ปีที่แล้ว

    10/10 rhyme at the start

  • @amilavxilmen5632
    @amilavxilmen5632 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah pls continue this

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 ปีที่แล้ว

    Truly a Gold Ballin Playtrough

  • @Swordie050
    @Swordie050 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG KOIFISH I LOVE IRT VIDEOS SO MUCH YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST CONTENT CREATOR OUT THERE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE MARRY ME DADDY UOOOOOOHHHHH!!

  • @a7i_.
    @a7i_. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    daddy koifish

  • @Werde1am
    @Werde1am ปีที่แล้ว

    Need a continuation

  • @amirilan4435
    @amirilan4435 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this finally a Koifish series??:0

  • @carlostrujillo9971
    @carlostrujillo9971 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just realize that medieval music sounds like a roddy rich song 😂

  • @hektolyper6702
    @hektolyper6702 ปีที่แล้ว

    very cool video mr fish love your vids

  • @agdurking
    @agdurking ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this video! Thank u

  • @OverlordMalarkey
    @OverlordMalarkey ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive been subscribed for months, WHERES MY GOLD?!!!

  • @Jesus-cb5og
    @Jesus-cb5og ปีที่แล้ว

    Which video was the "HE'S A SAINT?!" from?

  • @dhruvsanjaykumar2582
    @dhruvsanjaykumar2582 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are the most funny ck3 TH-camr. Reunite Africa.

  • @birphon
    @birphon ปีที่แล้ว

    "Your over there in Europe, stupid"
    Koifish thinks Haesteinn is stupid. More news at 10!!!

  • @firesting
    @firesting ปีที่แล้ว

    Koifish we want to see you unite Africa! :D

  • @histiest1628
    @histiest1628 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im 2min in and this is easily the most unhinged koifish video I've watched

  • @annagiesking5828
    @annagiesking5828 ปีที่แล้ว

    No gold bar yet. My neighbors got a regular brick though. Unsure if related?

  • @loopa7369
    @loopa7369 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sir koifish can we see some modded bannerlord 2 playthroughs, one of your humble viewers

  • @colminerojoshuab.8155
    @colminerojoshuab.8155 ปีที่แล้ว

    I started in Kaabu, reform roog'sene faith, adopt feudal ways, declare kingdom, casually eat up neighboring kingdom of ghana, establish the Mali Empire, and slowly unite Africa. It was in 1.8 and then Tours and Tournaments started rolling around so the save game becomes invalid. At least I united Africa.

  • @Mansa216
    @Mansa216 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for honoring me Koi fish

  • @talitek
    @talitek ปีที่แล้ว

    Hell ye once again another koifish video let's goooooooooooooo

  • @Thefatkage
    @Thefatkage ปีที่แล้ว

    Love being early to a Koifish video

  • @greenmushroom4258
    @greenmushroom4258 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great vid!

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still no gold bars thrown my window!

  • @BiggshowKF
    @BiggshowKF ปีที่แล้ว

    For Koi Fish.. I'll give a like

  • @sophiavickers8955
    @sophiavickers8955 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Gold King must unite all of Africa! o7

  • @dojihajime
    @dojihajime ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so much!

  • @bapo4897
    @bapo4897 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    do it

  • @onduty6024
    @onduty6024 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a glorious mess... long live the king!

  • @cityofmagic4370
    @cityofmagic4370 ปีที่แล้ว

    There’s no way koifish can unify Africa!

  • @evostage666
    @evostage666 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching Koi fish is a different experience to most TH-camrs you don’t feel shame for being bad at a game cause he’s so much worse it’s like watching a child fumble it’s way through a shape puzzle excitably

  • @tristanchristiansen9054
    @tristanchristiansen9054 ปีที่แล้ว

    u seek gold... well not from this comment,, great work as usual

  • @albertamalachi3560
    @albertamalachi3560 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mali and Sundiata?
    Hmm.
    Sounds familiar.

  • @sizanogreen9900
    @sizanogreen9900 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this content.

  • @tensegemstone1394
    @tensegemstone1394 ปีที่แล้ว

    Koifish likes being called daddy confirmed

  • @siskokidd93
    @siskokidd93 ปีที่แล้ว

    Farbas Bamari of Mandingo has a giantess fetish