This vlog has so many conflicting energies. The Haircut rap to the Cupcake Baking to the Child like Stephen beggin for treats to the Sleeping Kitties... A true roller coaster ride.
Can we just stop to mention that, Mal has come a long way since she was first on the vlog in 09. She was camera shy. Now, she has the best art channel subsidiary of Stephencorp! 😂
I still really think Mal Bakes needs to happen as a channel/series done by Mal. She has a lot of good recipes and she explains everything step by step. I'd watch it, for sure
My four year old LOVES your haircut song Stephen. He had to watch it four times in a row now and is now running around the house singing "I got a haircut, yes I got a haircut" which is fitting since he just got one. Thanks for the entertainment Stephen. 😂
On the 19th of February, 2010: I Like Good People 2011: You Pay Now. 2012: The Most Beautiful Pizza I've Had Ever Made 2013: My Game Collection 2014: I'm Not A Dental Hygienist 2015: Veterinarian Exclusive 2016: One Pot Chilli Pasta 2017: Medical Wild Berries 2018: My Mother's Favorite Cake 2019: i got a haircut Almost caught up with the new timeline! Can't wait to update these vlog title montages when the old timeline gets updated. Stephen, #nevergiveup
Has anyone noticed that Mal's voice is perfect for narration? She should definitely do more vlog narratives. Maybe semi- regular series of cooking videos? Great job as always Mal! 👩🍳🎙️
That song tho. . . I have also heard of putting water in the extra cups of the tray, but have never heard an actual reason for it. And awwww my goodness, the kitties at the end! So CUTE!
Uhh, interesting haircut Song Stephen; I’m both amused and a tiny bit terrified. Mal, watching you bake was both fun; I definitely wouldn’t mind seeing you bake/cook more.
Not going to lie, I've been listening to the beginning minute about 30+ times today (vlog release day) on different speeds, it's the best thing and I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Thank you very much Stephen!⏪⏩
i...what was that song, there was so much chaotic neutral just coursing through that thing i sat for about 10 seconds just blinking it away and then playing it again
Stephen, thank you for being you. My day is made. XD Also, I think I'll try making those cupcakes at some point. Once I figure out frosting anyways. They seem good =D
Here's a tip for separating eggs: use your hands! As long as you wash them before and after, passing the egg between you hands ensures that the white falls through but you keep the yolk.
The filling the tins with water is apparently an old wives tale. Maybe it was true when ovens weren’t as advanced and the tins weren’t as well made, but you should be able to cook your muffins without it and they will still heat evenly and your pan won’t warp. It’s probably safer that way too because you could spill hot water on yourself when taking the cupcakes out of the oven by accident.
I GOT A HAIRCUT ON THE SAME DAY AND IT WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY I am now getting a haircut for every future birthday I have and play that song wherever I go.
@@LinkMountaineer: That's ok. TBH they don't occur that often. (the last one being back in december) Stephen explains some more about it here around 0:30 th-cam.com/video/7HTz6HaZCO8/w-d-xo.html also here's another one (the first one I saw I think) (0:14) th-cam.com/video/u6PJWfOgcDQ/w-d-xo.html
Mal: Gives us a very easygoing and informative video on baking cupcakes
Stephen: Chaotic Neutral Haircut Rap
PLZ DO!!
loved that!
I hope MalBakes cooking segments start appearing on MalMakes in the future!
I'm really loving the chaotic energy the vertigo is bringing to the vlog
The contrast in tone between the first minute of this vlog and the rest is stellar
0:26 oh god here we go again 😂😂😂
Swift4Sweeper This has happened before?
SURL
“Ok, you can have two.”
“Yay!!!”
Don’t ever change Stephen. 😂
Like a kid waiting to eat the rest od a cake bowl mix batter.
Stephen is my spirit animal sometimes.
Especially during those "yay!" moments.
This first episode of MalBakes is fantastic!
With the death of the haiku, it would be great to have a haiku compilation to end it off,
👍🏼👍🏼
The thumbnail looked like the cover of a serial killer documentary.
Like the haircut! :)
Reminded me of the PT demo they played together back in the day
Longest he's been without a haircut
2020: "hold my beer"
"You cannot grasp the true form of Stephen's haircut."
Stephen, I love the haircut song.
Thanks for that nightmare fuel thumbnail who needs sleep anyway
0:06 Stephen, I've come from the future. If you thought that was the longest you went without a haircut, you ain't seen nothing yet.
That thumbnail is terrifying 😂
...... so was the song
This vlog has so many conflicting energies. The Haircut rap to the Cupcake Baking to the Child like Stephen beggin for treats to the Sleeping Kitties... A true roller coaster ride.
"If you don't like my haircut you can keep your opinions to yourself." 😂😂😂😂
Can we just stop to mention that, Mal has come a long way since she was first on the vlog in 09. She was camera shy. Now, she has the best art channel subsidiary of Stephencorp! 😂
I still really think Mal Bakes needs to happen as a channel/series done by Mal. She has a lot of good recipes and she explains everything step by step. I'd watch it, for sure
I came for the Kit Kat, got a hair-cut song as a bonus.
My four year old LOVES your haircut song Stephen. He had to watch it four times in a row now and is now running around the house singing "I got a haircut, yes I got a haircut" which is fitting since he just got one. Thanks for the entertainment Stephen. 😂
Definitely appreciating the MalBakes!
0:26 Stephen... did the dizziness come back??
Holy crap, if this is what is replacing haircut haikus, I am full on board!
On the 19th of February,
2010: I Like Good People
2011: You Pay Now.
2012: The Most Beautiful Pizza I've Had Ever Made
2013: My Game Collection
2014: I'm Not A Dental Hygienist
2015: Veterinarian Exclusive
2016: One Pot Chilli Pasta
2017: Medical Wild Berries
2018: My Mother's Favorite Cake
2019: i got a haircut
Almost caught up with the new timeline! Can't wait to update these vlog title montages when the old timeline gets updated.
Stephen, #nevergiveup
Has anyone noticed that Mal's voice is perfect for narration? She should definitely do more vlog narratives. Maybe semi- regular series of cooking videos? Great job as always Mal! 👩🍳🎙️
Yeah hi what the hell happened in the thumbnail department
Jake Topolosky someone was on every drug
Jake Topolosky he got a haircut
Memorable moments: 0:25 - 0:57, it needs to be released as its own clip or audio file :3
Well, the haircut haikus have certainly... um... evolved?
The only thing that would make this vlog better is smell-o-vision for the baking part. Those cupcakes look amazing!
Woah woah woah
Where was this hidden skill when yall were playing Mad Verse City??
Jokes aside tho, if only Mad Verse City let you make free verses
"Gently fold them in."
* cuts to Mal beating the Oreos to death *
Haircut haikus are out, haircut songs are in!
What great timing that I drank water while listening to this, I almost choked. 🤣
Great song Stephen!
That song tho. . .
I have also heard of putting water in the extra cups of the tray, but have never heard an actual reason for it. And awwww my goodness, the kitties at the end! So CUTE!
That SONG. STEPHEN GEORG I can't even with your 2007 memes, you made me laugh so hard
Ooh yay cooking with Mal
The thumbnail spooked me, but the haircut is good Stephen! Fun song.
Also, MalVlog videos are always awesome.
Whatever that haircut thing was, it was glorious. Also, the way Mal was talking while making the cupcakes made this feel like a pseudo-MalMakes video.
Ah, I was waiting for this Vlog, the opening is always great.
~Time for a haiku
Stephen is going crazy
Better write a song!~
I know this is weird but I absolutely use Jacksfilms haiku song to make haikus lol
That song is instantly stuck in my head. I love it!
Can we get more MalBakes? I really enjoy watching people cook so todays vlog was amazing
Steven asking for 2 Oreos instead of 1 is too pure for this world.
Beautiful! That intro was amazing!
Congratulations to Austin & Nikki! 😊
Uhh, interesting haircut Song Stephen; I’m both amused and a tiny bit terrified.
Mal, watching you bake was both fun; I definitely wouldn’t mind seeing you bake/cook more.
COOKING WITH MAL! CONVINCE HER TO MAKE A COOKING CHANNEL
Well, her channel is called MalMAKES, not MalPaints...
MAL BAKES!
@@MotionDan MalMakes
StephenEats
Lmao I'm hollering. I think I'm suffucating from laughter lol. That was the most beautiful haircut rap I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.
I love that haircut song.
Those cookie and cream cupcakes look so good. I need to make some
Not going to lie, I've been listening to the beginning minute about 30+ times today (vlog release day) on different speeds, it's the best thing and I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Thank you very much Stephen!⏪⏩
Best 30-some seconds of my life, thank you Stephen.
And thanks for the recipe, Mal!
Omg mal is so cute when she does the vlog I love it
Yes this. More of this
haircut song debut!! also it's fun to see a sort of proto-malmakes stream with the cupcake segment
I was always told the water thing too with cupcake pans. i was told it was so the empty ones wouldnt burn
This thumbnail has been stalking me through the algorithms for days.
Stephen. I’m dying over here. Omg please someone rip this and make it viral.
Also I loved MalBakes, interesting how that recipe seemed to use metric units like grams though. (Suits me fine though 😄)
i...what was that song, there was so much chaotic neutral just coursing through that thing i sat for about 10 seconds just blinking it away
and then playing it again
So THAT is where Chugga's haircut song came from!!!! I love you guys!!!!
MalBakes/Cooks should be a regular segment on the Vlogs! Stephens comments are adorable. Reminds me so much of my girlfriend and I!
That chaotic energy in that song
Stephen, thank you for being you. My day is made. XD
Also, I think I'll try making those cupcakes at some point. Once I figure out frosting anyways. They seem good =D
That song was legit awesomeness
That song was truly a spiritual experience. I love it.
Ok im fine with no more kaikus
Here's a tip for separating eggs: use your hands! As long as you wash them before and after, passing the egg between you hands ensures that the white falls through but you keep the yolk.
definitely a memorable moment
Haircut haikus are dead, all hail our new overlord haircut song 🤣
Kepler sitting on his lap makes me UWUWUWUWUWUWWUWUWUWUWW
That song is a masterpiece.
So is the thumbnail.
We need a MalBakes channel
The filling the tins with water is apparently an old wives tale. Maybe it was true when ovens weren’t as advanced and the tins weren’t as well made, but you should be able to cook your muffins without it and they will still heat evenly and your pan won’t warp. It’s probably safer that way too because you could spill hot water on yourself when taking the cupcakes out of the oven by accident.
Seeing this as an alert in breakfast stream was one of the highlights of my life
OMG I LOVED the Haircut Song XD
I almost screamed at this vlog. You have created a beautiful monstrosity.
I love MalMakes 2!
The almost ceiling high shot of mal at 4:52 was funny angle to me
'Longest its been in years'
Stephen from 2020 - OH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD...
I GOT A HAIRCUT ON THE SAME DAY
AND IT WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY
I am now getting a haircut for every future birthday I have and play that song wherever I go.
Put it in the stephen loses his mind compilation...
.....when can we expect an album containing songs about getting a haircut?
Zeros There’s more?
@@LinkMountaineer : not yet...
probably this is going to be a recurring thing though, replacing the haiku's.
Dandelion Didn’t know there was a haiku phase.
@@LinkMountaineer: That's ok. TBH they don't occur that often. (the last one being back in december)
Stephen explains some more about it here around 0:30
th-cam.com/video/7HTz6HaZCO8/w-d-xo.html
also here's another one (the first one I saw I think) (0:14)
th-cam.com/video/u6PJWfOgcDQ/w-d-xo.html
Mal holding the camera really gives you an idea of how much of a camera mount Stephen is with height and wingspan.
That weird haircut song is going to be stuck in my head for AT LEAST a day.
Omg I love the haircut song
that was so awesome
Had to listen to that haircut song like 5 times to verify that it was real. Love it
please release that Haircut Song
STEPHEN THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!!
Can we get a SoundCloud link lol
What kind of frosting did you use/what kind do you recommend?
As soon as I saw the thumbnail the only thing that came to mind was "oh lord" and I was not disappointed
Stephen.
This is NOT the kind of thumbnail I fancy waking up to.
Strong Matcha kit kats have a lingering bitter aftertaste I’m not fond of, but it tastes so good as you’re eating it.
0:49 I have no words to describe this song.
Maybe I shouldn't have watched this at 6:25 am.
I can't seem to find the haircut song on iTunes, Pandora, Amazon Music, or TH-cam Music. When's this fresh mix gonna be accessible to the public?
Omg......that song it was very interesting.....not what I was expecting
"This is the longest I've gone without a haircut in years."
Oh sweet pre-covid Stephen.....
Macha macha man! You wanna be a macha man!
I think Stephen is taking the loss of haikus the hardest. He’s lost it. 😂😂
Where is the album? That song was fantastic.