the fact that the one guy completely ignored the pepper spray comment and just started making fun of them for being nonbinary rlly says a lot about him
“She drinks her alcohol with a straw” clearly someone who’s never worked in food service and had to clean some maybelline super stay off a glass. The privilege of it all
I sat for a good 10 minutes trying to figure out wtf that guy was doing while "grinding" on the floor. He looked like a bug after you spray it with hairspray
@@superiorintellect9892 Lmao what? You’re upset that teenagers exist?? How are you gonna tell someone to grow up because they’re a teen that’s not how aging works-
@@superiorintellect9892 How about you kindly shut up. Our generation is not weak and we can have opinions. We are kids right now, we can take our time in growing up and just because we don't like/are scared of people are age doesn't make us immature at all.
Pro tip for UK ladies, carry a mini can of hairspray and aim directly in the eyes. Pepper spray is illegal but hairspray gives you plausible deniability
God, that pepper spray comment was repellent. I mean, the whole thing was repellent, but shaming women for defending themselves is a new low. I assume the implication is that women should just protect themselves from violence by staying at home and being tradwives (as if that's an effective strategy when most violence comes from intimate partners).
Personally, I think what he was saying with the pepper spray comment was that it's her fault for needing it in the first place, bc if she wasn't so sexually active, it wouldn't give men the wrong idea. He's just outwardly victim blaming, I feel like.
I actually like that he doesn't mess around. He is pushing straight misogyny and not sugar coating it. Now we know, we can just skip formalities and spray him on sight.
no fr when a women just exists and listens to herself and loves her life according herself without troubling others, they get insecure and start calling them hoes, and if that what it takes to keep men away from me then i’ll take it
@@the_mulattos as a part of the lgbt+,we have been treating horribly for years,and we were also just straight up murdered for in the past. We still get tons of shit today. A few jokes won't kill straight people.
@@Jas13579 fr like people need realize they aren’t being “heterophobic” straight people can take some jokes, it not like they killed for existing or just for who they love tf they complaining about?
Straight tiktok makes me laugh but cringe at the same time; I don’t know if I am laughing at people embarrassing themselves or due to secondhand embarrassment
In German we have a word "Fremdschämen' that kinda translates to secondhand embarrassment but literally means "Stranger embarrassement" or "feeling embarrassed for a stranger". That's what I feel watching this stuff. It is very entertaining though.
Imagine being the regional manager of a fast food chain and one day you get sent the paperwork for a fired employee, and the reason stated just says: “caught fucking the dining room floor on TikTok”
Straight tik tok is like an empty fridge, you keep come back hoping that food just manifest out of thin air, but deep down you know that there'll be never food in there, like how straight tik tok will never good... (Thanks for coming to my TED Talk)
@clover 🍀 so you guys keep saying should be tolerant towards the alphabet people, but you're going to show hate towards straight people? You liberals sure I hateful bunch.
The phrase "*swallows plan b*" is so funny to me for some reason. That TikTok also heavily implied he barged into the bathroom planning to have a casual conversation with her. Cause like where else would you secretly take a birth control pill to hide it from your weird ass boyfriend
Ok but this dude with the pepper spray thing didn't answer to the original question. He completely avoided the topic and turned it into a discussion about pronouns, which had nothing to do with people carrying pepper spray at all. Just shows that he knows he can't win an argument about that.
I really don't like it when people stalk your profile to use information against you just to get some kind of "Haha, gotcha!" Out of it. It's really immature and has happened to me several times
No, because _I have a plan_ . See, what I meant by photo bombing is messing their Tiktok tf up. Throw stuff at them, yell, and in some cases (if you're taller than them) dunk on them. E S P E C I A L L Y if it's a guy. If you see anyone in public doing anything Straight Tiktok™️ related, take this advice. It will serve you well.
no joke, i had to get my floors replaced and my mom comes up to me and says “there’s a cute guy downstairs and you better make him smile” i was so confused and when i went downstairs a guy who looked like every straight tiktok boy combined. i was horrified and wanted to laugh at him…..and yes he was watching straight tiktok on his phone
A tip for my fellow Canadians: Since you can be incriminated for carrying pepper spray in Canada, carry bear spray instead. It's less powerful, but still effective.
Or dog spray but they will take your info when buying both. Only bear spray if you live where there is bears and dog spray if you don’t. They WILL charge you for using it if they think you bought it to use on people.
Real conversation i've witnessed *friend comes out as gay* Straight friend: Oh i support gays but as long as you don't make it your whole personality Gay friend: Really thanks i support the straights as long as *you* don't make it your whole personality *the most petty smile ever* i'm dying-
@@Hyzenastro_73 Literally no one is saying there's something wrong with being straight, there's something wrong with the straights featured in this video and there's something wrong with telling gay people that you support them until they're actually openly gay because that's 'making it their whole personality' but there's nothing wrong with being straight.
THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE, MAYBE THEY’LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME Yes I’m a teenager 😭😭
no but imagine all the germs and dirt that dude was grinding on at his job... chilleeee anyways i'd love another part to this! always nice to know what the straights are doing
11:19 personally if TWO celebrities made fun of me on the internet on a video that has my face in it personally I would’ve deleted my account ,got plastic surgery to the point I’m not recognizable, and move to another continent… that’s just me though.
Trust me not every straight person is like that lol. I have a lot of straight and rlly kind friends. Yeah this is bad I agree. Anyways heterophobic isn’t really a word twt
It kinda disturbs me about the one where that guy, let's see • kidnapped his partner • physically abused her • manipulated her from seeing friends in order to have a grasp on her so she can't separate with ease is romantized infront of a primarily child audience and can affect future relationships those kids have if they end up in a situation similar, namely in the latter situation where he isolates her, as the rest can more definitively be written off as a kink compared (though this content shouldn't be pushed towards an audience mainly consisting of minors regardless imo).
Hey. Im kinky and I'm here with opinions no-one asked for!! As a hard sub and big masochist, I can definitely see it as a fantasy. I would also though suggest putting it on another site with less underage traffic. I dont actually believe its an issue for younger people to view adult content in general; the age of consent is 16 in my country and we tend to fuck around young, but I also know that is a very different beast from sometimes intense psychological responses aroused through kink. This is a pretty intense fantasy for an audience not innured to things of the like- especially for a child happening upon this content. He should take it elsewhere. Because adult spaces on the internet absolutely should exist, but these people are being pushed to 15 year olds on this platform. Having a fantasy is fine but nothing exists as a vacuum and it is troubling in a wider context.
@@superiorintellect9892 That dosen’t make any sense but ok hun go off! And you call us the snowflakes when you’re getting all bent out of shape over some jokes
@@superiorintellect9892 im so confused how do you know theyre a liberal women and also why are you watching this video because obviously you're a straight conservative man who doesn't know how to have brain cells
I swear, the straights are going to fuck us all into extinction. I'm dead serious about this. We are going to have 8 billion on this planet and it's terrifying.
It's the manosphere baybee, whole lotta adults making up shitty boxes lonely men put themselves The same men are the same men that think that nonbinary isn't real.
Omg I remember when I found her channel from the first straight tiktok videos and she has like 20k subscribers, we've really come far, thank you straight tiktok for your sole positive effect on society
the first Tiktok actually, although I hate it and straight POVs in general, I've seen these kinds of things happening in real life. it's actually valid to be upset in this instance because it's not about her choosing not to have children. It's about her lying about it. If she didn't want children, she shouldn't have said she did and then stopped it in secret.
what if i just started screaming
can i join u
@@AnnamarieForcino yes 😈😈😈 #screamsquad #ihatebreeders #amongus
Ooo can I join?
me too!!!!!!
Bestie do it
the fact that the one guy completely ignored the pepper spray comment and just started making fun of them for being nonbinary rlly says a lot about him
100% agree but not gonna lie this comment scared the fuck out of me haha
@@kayleekeen4238 wait are we the same person
@@kayleecaca woah-
y'all have the same name lmao. what a coincidence o_O
😳
Y’all are doppelgängers 😂
“You can’t be cringy and dehydrated, please pick a struggle”. -Annamarie Forcino 2021
😭was so mean i love her🤧
@@superiorintellect9892 liiiibruhhhlllzzz
@@superiorintellect9892 You heard it here first folks! Having fun and making jokes is gonna end the world!
@@irefusetochangemyname1275 That’s certainly better than the other version 🥳
@@superiorintellect9892 half of us wanna die anyway so idk what your point is /hj
the ones of that guy grinding on the floor/bed look like he's a flopping dying fish
😭😭😭😭😭
THEY BOTH DO TBH
i genuinely thought he was demonstrating how he bottoms but what do i know 😭
LMAO PLEASE THE WAY HIS LEGS WERE MOVING HAD ME ORBITING, EVAPORATING, LEVITATING, ASCENDING
💀💀💀💀💀
“She drinks her alcohol with a straw” clearly someone who’s never worked in food service and had to clean some maybelline super stay off a glass. The privilege of it all
i absolutely adore your profile picture 😻 that is beautiful
when i get drinks at the bar, it comes with straws half the time xd
I sat for a good 10 minutes trying to figure out wtf that guy was doing while "grinding" on the floor. He looked like a bug after you spray it with hairspray
🤣🤣🤣it was so embarrassing to see!
💀💀💀 why are you spraying bugs with hairspray?
This was such a funny comment though! 😂
Roaches after you hit them with a shoe
Thx you for pointing this out 😂 I feel so much better seeing that rather then the original symbolism behind it 😭
I feel like straight tiktok should just be called "Hunter or Chad from highschool"
Connor
Brad and Chad from the gym
the hunter from my school was just a big pothead😭
Tucker and Braxton
dylan
it's ok anna, i'm a teenager and teenagers scare me too. yes i'm a teenager, yes i am scared of other teenagers, yes we do exist.
@@superiorintellect9892 Lmao what? You’re upset that teenagers exist?? How are you gonna tell someone to grow up because they’re a teen that’s not how aging works-
@@irefusetochangemyname1275 *wheeze* this dude saw "the straights" in the title and jumped to being offended
@@superiorintellect9892 How about you kindly shut up. Our generation is not weak and we can have opinions. We are kids right now, we can take our time in growing up and just because we don't like/are scared of people are age doesn't make us immature at all.
@@megan7972 b r u h he said he agreed with him.
@@superiorintellect9892 not you using 2 acounts to spam your ignorance 💀💀
Pro tip for UK ladies, carry a mini can of hairspray and aim directly in the eyes. Pepper spray is illegal but hairspray gives you plausible deniability
Damn thank you ✨✨✨
Hope you have a great day hun xxx
Pepper spray is illegal? So they just want women to be attacked and assaulted.
And you are a genius.
@@nherty6172 literally anything that can be classes as a weapon is banned lmao, pls send help
Yo, that's such a good tip.
I'm a trans boy so thanks
@@ghostsen2891 get that anti-transphobe-spray dude ✨
God, that pepper spray comment was repellent. I mean, the whole thing was repellent, but shaming women for defending themselves is a new low. I assume the implication is that women should just protect themselves from violence by staying at home and being tradwives (as if that's an effective strategy when most violence comes from intimate partners).
Plus him making fun of that person for being nb as well
I feel like avoiding r*pists is the complete opposite of being a hoe. But what would I know? I have two pepper sprays lol
Personally, I think what he was saying with the pepper spray comment was that it's her fault for needing it in the first place, bc if she wasn't so sexually active, it wouldn't give men the wrong idea. He's just outwardly victim blaming, I feel like.
“If she has pepper spray on her car keys” If constantly fearing for my life as I walk the street at night makes me a hoe than I’ll take it I guess🤷♀️
I actually like that he doesn't mess around. He is pushing straight misogyny and not sugar coating it. Now we know, we can just skip formalities and spray him on sight.
@@rachelk4805 I love ur mentality
@@rachelk4805 THATS ON PURRR-
@@rachelk4805 assault, prison time
no fr when a women just exists and listens to herself and loves her life according herself without troubling others, they get insecure and start calling them hoes, and if that what it takes to keep men away from me then i’ll take it
"heterosexuality is the pandemic after all" PLEASE I'M ACTUALLY SCARED 😭
ah yes, mitsuri. you’re a person with taste !
@@hanjisgirlfriend2884 Oh hi there Titansexual 👋
I THINK IM LOST IN ANIMES
@@hanjisgirlfriend2884 HANJI MY GIRL
LMAOAOAOAO
“Maybe heterosexuality was the pandemic all along” is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard
I hope i don't get infected
@@the_mulattos how
@@the_mulattos as a part of the lgbt+,we have been treating horribly for years,and we were also just straight up murdered for in the past. We still get tons of shit today. A few jokes won't kill straight people.
@@Jas13579 Stay equal.
@@Jas13579 fr like people need realize they aren’t being “heterophobic” straight people can take some jokes, it not like they killed for existing or just for who they love tf they complaining about?
"If she has pepper spray in her keys" Why Patrick? Because it makes it harder for you to follow women home?? Such a creep
The entire BDSM community cringed at the domestic abuse tagged as dom/sub.
50 Shades of Grey ruined everything
Facts.
"You can't unswallow my kids."
I can shit them out, tho.
This is the best possible response
🤣🤣🤣
*projectile vomits*
@@lynnxx1744 Also a type of unswallowing
💯
Straight tiktok makes me laugh but cringe at the same time; I don’t know if I am laughing at people embarrassing themselves or due to secondhand embarrassment
probably both tbh
same
In German we have a word "Fremdschämen' that kinda translates to secondhand embarrassment but literally means "Stranger embarrassement" or "feeling embarrassed for a stranger". That's what I feel watching this stuff. It is very entertaining though.
The dude grinded on the floor of a restaurant?? WHERE HE WORKS? These people have no shame-
HOW he hasn’t been fired for that yet is beyond me
It was at arby's that's why
Anna, as a straight, I speak for all the straights that have more than pea-sized dignity left, we do not accept these hooligans.😀✋
its okay dude we know they dont speak for y'all
@@toothfairy10133 thank you😔
Imagine being the regional manager of a fast food chain and one day you get sent the paperwork for a fired employee, and the reason stated just says: “caught fucking the dining room floor on TikTok”
I wonder if the HR department is less stressful because of all the losers making internet content clogging up the system
Straight tik tok is like an empty fridge, you keep come back hoping that food just manifest out of thin air, but deep down you know that there'll be never food in there, like how straight tik tok will never good...
(Thanks for coming to my TED Talk)
this is a perfect analogy
Your ted tik-talk?
This is the best way to describe it!
@@colinmavrich7131 Ted Tok should definitely be a thing
You are a true philosopher.
I love how we all are collectively pointing out how terrifying the straights™️ are. It’s beautiful.
@clover 🍀 YES
not the ™️
As a straight I’m gonna have to agree with you
@clover 🍀 so you guys keep saying should be tolerant towards the alphabet people, but you're going to show hate towards straight people? You liberals sure I hateful bunch.
@clover 🍀 they give nor/mal energy
"If she drinks alcohol out of a straw"
So...
We should just ruin the lipstick that took forever to get right?
Also straws are fun✨
@@sneakysnek572 yess I have a cute baby pink straw I love it😭
Yes she should
@@sneakysnek572 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GIVE U A CHERRY AND AN UMBRELLA
I find rimmel stay matte liquid lipstick is pretty good at staying on for a long time, doesn't stain and it's pretty cheap, for anyone interested.
The phrase "*swallows plan b*" is so funny to me for some reason. That TikTok also heavily implied he barged into the bathroom planning to have a casual conversation with her. Cause like where else would you secretly take a birth control pill to hide it from your weird ass boyfriend
As a straight I do not claim these people.
Same
What I have learned from straight tiktok:
Everyday we stray farther from god
no hate, *stray*
Don’t wanna get spaghetti water on god’s shoes
Mama Mia I cook-a da meatball
STRAIN?!?!
Ironic bc they're the radical christians 💀
"Teenagers scare me." as a 16 year old, I completely understand...
Your profile picture as I am commenting this is extravagant
I absolutly love your profile picture.
As a 12 year old, I actually understand what people mean when they say that-
Fellow 16yo who's scared of other teens
Same bro
Ok but this dude with the pepper spray thing didn't answer to the original question. He completely avoided the topic and turned it into a discussion about pronouns, which had nothing to do with people carrying pepper spray at all. Just shows that he knows he can't win an argument about that.
Right. He probably realized he would out himself if he did.
He basically committed a fallacy. Correct me if I’m wrong on that
Straw maaaaaaan
I really don't like it when people stalk your profile to use information against you just to get some kind of "Haha, gotcha!" Out of it. It's really immature and has happened to me several times
“Your werewolf ex boyfriend” made me cackle
Everything I've learned about straight tiktok, I've learned against my will.
GURL I AM SCARED- I REPEAT SCARED OF EVER SEEING A STRAIGHT TIKTOKER MAKING A TIK TOK IN PUBLIC. LIKE WHAT DO I DO??!?!?? SAY HI, LEAVE! LIKE WHAT?!??
You come up to them and photo bomb them.
No, because _I have a plan_ . See, what I meant by photo bombing is messing their Tiktok tf up.
Throw stuff at them, yell, and in some cases (if you're taller than them) dunk on them.
E S P E C I A L L Y if it's a guy. If you see anyone in public doing anything Straight Tiktok™️ related, take this advice. It will serve you well.
no joke, i had to get my floors replaced and my mom comes up to me and says “there’s a cute guy downstairs and you better make him smile” i was so confused and when i went downstairs a guy who looked like every straight tiktok boy combined. i was horrified and wanted to laugh at him…..and yes he was watching straight tiktok on his phone
@John Langley Well I hope they can fight. I hope they can _throw hands_ .
Because we gon' fight.
@@simpqueen5741 huh 😭 I may be missing the joke entirely but ? Are u saying to just harass ppl who make gross tik toks 😭??
"Maybe furries are the spice that straight TikTok needs," trust me, we don't want to be anywhere near the Straights ™️
Agreed-
No please don't drag me in there I beg
Ikr pls I don’t want that
furries are the gayest thing a person can be how on earth-
Your pfp sir/maam/person 🤩🤩 it's amazing, I love unicorns
A tip for my fellow Canadians: Since you can be incriminated for carrying pepper spray in Canada, carry bear spray instead. It's less powerful, but still effective.
believe its illegal in the uk as well and I've heard ppl say to take mini spray cans of hairspray too
Or dog spray but they will take your info when buying both. Only bear spray if you live where there is bears and dog spray if you don’t. They WILL charge you for using it if they think you bought it to use on people.
@@paige8561 Still better than carrying a product meant to be used on humans, though.
or a spray bottle full of gasoline to swirt into peoples eyes
You're outta your mind, bear spray is way stronger than pepper spray.
4:52 🎶TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF ME!🎶
*MCR intensifies lol*
4:58 was that a my chemical romance reference??
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME-
Why can POV makers literally never make an expression other than constipated
☠️☠️☠️
Lmao 💀
and whenever they make an f or ph sound they have to bite their lip
HELP
OMG IM DEAD 💀💀💀
Real conversation i've witnessed
*friend comes out as gay*
Straight friend: Oh i support gays but as long as you don't make it your whole personality
Gay friend: Really thanks i support the straights as long as *you* don't make it your whole personality *the most petty smile ever*
i'm dying-
so he supports no straights........your gay friend is a hero.
Bruh lol what’s is wrong with being straight
@@Hyzenastro_73 nothing
@@Hyzenastro_73 Literally no one is saying there's something wrong with being straight, there's something wrong with the straights featured in this video and there's something wrong with telling gay people that you support them until they're actually openly gay because that's 'making it their whole personality' but there's nothing wrong with being straight.
Lizzo with her flute imitating that guy got me
the one at 12:28 triggered the absolute shit out of me, holy fuck. why the hell is that allowed on a social media app largely populated by kids?
8:48 yup, i'm definitely a lesbian
„All teenagers scare the living shit outta me“
-Gerard Way, 2000‘s
THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED
SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE, MAYBE THEY’LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME
Yes I’m a teenager 😭😭
@@Delaneyisbraindead Same Bruh but mcr slaps everytime 💚💚💚
@@StrawberryMatchaTea ikr, I fucking love them. Gerard and Frank are the ultimate girl bosses. 😂
@@Delaneyisbraindead agreeeeedd
That song came out the year I graduated high school (2006). I didn't appreciate it as much then as I do now lol.
“you can’t be cringey and dehydrated. Please pick a struggle” is iconic and should be on a T-shirt
no but imagine all the germs and dirt that dude was grinding on at his job... chilleeee anyways i'd love another part to this! always nice to know what the straights are doing
11:19 personally if TWO celebrities made fun of me on the internet on a video that has my face in it personally I would’ve deleted my account ,got plastic surgery to the point I’m not recognizable, and move to another continent… that’s just me though.
As a heterosexual I have to say these fools do NOT represent all of us. However they are a growing problem 🤔
After these tiktoks, my eyes, ears, and coochie-meow-meow will never open again
Y e p...s a m e....
Off topic but love the niffty pfp👌 you have great taste
@@meandonlyme9047 Thank you, you have good taste as well😌
This comment is officially one of my favorites that I found so far on TH-cam.
I love you and love this comment-
5:04 “suddenly I’m lactose intolerant” had me 😂
how do homophobic straight people say being gay is a bad life style when there's just straight tiktok 😀
@@superiorintellect9892 troll detected, 0/10 try again
@@superiorintellect9892 lol need help or something
@@superiorintellect9892 lmao u have been commenting on everyones comment over people disliking straight tiktok, u so pressed af
@@superiorintellect9892 why so pressed ?
@@superiorintellect9892 straightie pressed
9:32 I bet you his next TikTok post will be captioned: “How I got fired from my job”
I often tell myself that "if i hate men, i'm just as bad as men who hate women!"
But sis...
it's so hard.
I can't believe it's already been a year. It felt like seconds of straight cringey hell
Yep
time flies when you're having fun!!!!
@@AnnamarieForcino PUH-LEASE 💀
lets be honest, when was straight TikTok ever good-
fair point
It was rotten from the very start.
@@LordGarlicBread amen 🙏
Believe it or not, there are wholesome TikTok’s of straight couples. (Though I don’t think that counts as “straight tik tok”
"Straight tiktok is still bad"
Yes, and water possesses the properties of water
Bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum
food stops hunger! :O
B u n g e e G u m
And in other news, the earth is round and water is wet. Now for the weather!
The floor here is made out of floor
10:40 loooool your light bulb just simply passed away too after that one
8:36 why is he moving like a bug that got sprayed
at this point i’m heterophobic as in i’m just scared of straight people
😣✋
Trust me not every straight person is like that lol. I have a lot of straight and rlly kind friends. Yeah this is bad I agree. Anyways heterophobic isn’t really a word twt
Heterophobobia? When since that’s been a word. 🤨
@@starchi4650 i was just joking since another definition of phobia is a fear of instead of an aversion to or dislike of
When you are scared of 90% of the population:
Every time I hear "Hello sinners" my day gets better!
''teenagers scare the fuck out of me'' i gasped...we have an emo kid...
Teenagers scare the living shit outta me
mcr isn’t emo music 🥴
@@citizenofkurtistown3855 it is
@@lolakate1904 THE COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE’LL BLEED AJJzjajj ucuauaudhahjshzhajzhzhahjabd
@@mishelienni619 SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES, OR STRKE A VIOLENT POST
These are the same people that came up with the "superstraight" thing and just could not understand why people were clowning on them
"You can't be cringey AND dehydrated, pick a struggle" was the best lmao
It kinda disturbs me about the one where that guy, let's see
• kidnapped his partner
• physically abused her
• manipulated her from seeing friends in order to have a grasp on her so she can't separate with ease
is romantized infront of a primarily child audience and can affect future relationships those kids have if they end up in a situation similar, namely in the latter situation where he isolates her, as the rest can more definitively be written off as a kink compared (though this content shouldn't be pushed towards an audience mainly consisting of minors regardless imo).
I'm pretty sure it's a kink thing given the "dom" and "sub" tags
@@salvadorelastname9095 kink would not accept him. He's straight up toxic.
Hey. Im kinky and I'm here with opinions no-one asked for!!
As a hard sub and big masochist, I can definitely see it as a fantasy. I would also though suggest putting it on another site with less underage traffic. I dont actually believe its an issue for younger people to view adult content in general; the age of consent is 16 in my country and we tend to fuck around young, but I also know that is a very different beast from sometimes intense psychological responses aroused through kink. This is a pretty intense fantasy for an audience not innured to things of the like- especially for a child happening upon this content.
He should take it elsewhere. Because adult spaces on the internet absolutely should exist, but these people are being pushed to 15 year olds on this platform. Having a fantasy is fine but nothing exists as a vacuum and it is troubling in a wider context.
@@genderlesswhale2868
You said it perfectly!!
-another kinky huge masochist
“straight tiktok is still bad”
me: *quakes in lesbian*
Semmm
Me
Basically
SAME-
UNRELATED BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP
"OHHH hes talking about his cu-" *AD* that was hilarious
IS THIS GONNA BE A THING NOW
I got an ad for herpes cream, no joke
@@randomsinister13 NO WAY JDHDJD
@@randomsinister13 yeah I keep seeing those and I’m like: 🧍🏼♀️ ITS SO AWKWARD
@@randomsinister13 Mine was a SKINTAMITE AD-i just died laughing
15:29 "Yes, could you be super kind and get another server? Thanks"
I definitely thought 16:06 was making fun of his forehead and I was here for it.
With every straight tiktok that i watch i lose more and more brain cells.
POV:
8:40
You just sprayed a bug and you're waiting for it to die.
12:34 the backing up through the tiny ass door does it for me
LITERALLY
As a fellow straight, I have never been more embarrassed 🥴
It’s 8am and I just have to say. He really took “we have the meats” to the heart 😭
6:24 DID THIS MAN SAY THAT WOMEN WHO HAVE *PEPPER SPRAY* ON THEIR CAR KEYS ARE HOES?????? I HAVE NO WORDS
It’s always a good day when Annamarie posts
Emphasized an attachment
I love eating watermelons
@@annedrade cool
@@lincolneads oop
Ikr
The male waiter: *licks lips* anything else I can get you?
Us: yeah! Curly fries as well. Thanks!
NO WAIT THE CLIP AT 16:00 IS SO FUNNY I THINK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS FOREHEAD
this is so true though
14:10 The first time I watched that tiktok I flinched when he went 🟢👄🟢
“Mutiple rings on her hand” Me with 6 rings on each hand: WoAh
Wait a minute…
No
every asexual person i know has multiple rings on each hand, idk how to tell them :(
As a teenager, I would like to add that teenagers also scare the living frick out of me
straight tik tok will never get better lol
next title
I LOVE YOUR PFP ಥ‿ಥ
the collective referencing for the dom pov 😭😭😂 "so WE are two feet tall??" "where did he put US" iconic
As a straight, we don't claim them.
Also drinking with a straw is good for preventing your lipstick from smudging a glass or wearing off and needing to be reapplied.
As a bisexual/pansexual swedish meatball (still questionning) this is pretty hilarious
Your still questioning if your a swedish meatball? /J
Congrats on being in the alphabet mafia tho
I’m a bi/pan Asian stir fry-
I’m a swedish pansexual as well haha
"It gets a lot worse from here, so let's just move on"
Immediately shows guy humping the floor
Me: 😮😐😑she really did mean it
@@superiorintellect9892 That dosen’t make any sense but ok hun go off! And you call us the snowflakes when you’re getting all bent out of shape over some jokes
@@superiorintellect9892 it is
@@superiorintellect9892 You’re not really showing us your superior intellect with this comment bestie
9:25
Manager: bro can you help with the burg-
Him:grinding on floor
Managers mind: why did I hire this dude and I just mopped the floor
I’m 12 and someone already thinks I’m a hoe! What a great start to life.
Oh hell yes. Straight tiktok cringe to keep me entertained while I cook 😌
Edit: I purposely scooped out my eyes and cooked them because I'm scarred
Lmaooo
@@superiorintellect9892 im so confused how do you know theyre a liberal women and also why are you watching this video because obviously you're a straight conservative man who doesn't know how to have brain cells
@@superiorintellect9892 Straight White Men don’t know how to cook or clean either hun nor can they keep their damn mouth shut
LMAOOOO
@@irefusetochangemyname1275 nor do they now how to wipe their ass properly....
Honestly, I have no more faith in some straight men anymore
Same it made me realize I'm not pan I'm omni with a preference for women ಥ‿ಥ
I swear, the straights are going to fuck us all into extinction. I'm dead serious about this. We are going to have 8 billion on this planet and it's terrifying.
Her:
“Teenagers are f*cking terrifying”
Me: *starting high school in 4 days*
🥲
You start that early? Goddamn I feel bad for you
Good luck and welcome to hell, I hated highschool so much 😅
@@sourfrog21 yeah freshman in my school start early so they can “ease into the new environment” 🥲
15:16 80% of furries are gay so I don’t think that’s gonna happen :skull:
fr. i could never be straight
14:22 WTF LMFAO WHIWHWIWHSHWIWN
Is “straight Tiktoc” just teen boys making cringe alpha-beta bs, sexually charged content?
no, there are some adults too
It's the manosphere baybee, whole lotta adults making up shitty boxes lonely men put themselves
The same men are the same men that think that nonbinary isn't real.
11:42 my dog started growling as soon as he opened his mouth
she didn't like the second one either. she's crying now
14:16
Let me tell you,
I
BACKED
UP
💀💀💀
16:13 I'M NOT EVEN JOKING THIS HAS ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WHEEZING 😭😭🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
I'm too into mythology rn, when he said "you can't un swallow my kids" I was like 'Rhea is that you?'
"teenagers scare me" as a 15 year old, id have to agree as well
"Heterosexuality was the pandemic all along" Annamarie Forcino 2021
8:19 Men like him made me realize the importance of plan B
Omg I remember when I found her channel from the first straight tiktok videos and she has like 20k subscribers, we've really come far, thank you straight tiktok for your sole positive effect on society
the first Tiktok actually, although I hate it and straight POVs in general, I've seen these kinds of things happening in real life. it's actually valid to be upset in this instance because it's not about her choosing not to have children. It's about her lying about it. If she didn't want children, she shouldn't have said she did and then stopped it in secret.