@@connor6167 this youtube channel isn't run by Jerma, read the about page. also he said he's gonna stream the hell outta this game near the 3:30:00 mark maybe a little earlier
@@vegancarnotaurus8216 they should hire jerma for mobile game ads: Wha- what is this? **laugh** chat what is this game?, no- I'M NOT PLAYING THIS DUMB GAME ALRIGHT CHAT? no i will literally not... alright so like you have to connect the dots right?, like uhh... i guess like this right? no wait- ohhhhh no, wait, no yeah i figured it out, so you connect... no, or yes chat?
one time i picked up a random pink cat just to admire it, said out loud "yeah I do really love these guys, even if they're basic. look at how cute he is. I love him" and then gently dropped him, only for him to be immediately swallowed by a tarr I hadn't noticed because i had music turned off
Hard to watch him flood the markets to irreparable lows for five hours and ask several times if he's flooding the markets and why is he getting such low returns
it astonishes me that he can beat a game like Dark Souls but cant understand basic concepts in some games or will stare at something happening in front of him and will ask "will this thing happen" even though he is literally watching it NOT happen
this was like the first pc game i ever bought and i was like 11 and i created lore that when you threw them into the sea they popped back out where they spawned bc i couldn’t handle killing them but i was lazy
Honestly probably for the best he waited until now to stream this. When this first launched there were like, 5 slimes and only the coral area. Not of the moss blanket was there.
re: 23:08 - I'm pretty sure most people would struggle to distinguish anything above 144hz. I remember reading a psych paper which tested this under lab conditions (iirc, by flashing a stimulus for one frame at increasing refresh rates), and they found the threshold of humans' ability to distinguish framerates was around 200hz (and the people at the top tended to be in specialist professions, e.g. fighter pilots). So yeah, all that to say, 240hz monitors are a waste of money.
Oh man. I remember playing this a very long time ago on my old pc, I was in the indigo area, and the game crashed, but before crashing I accidentally took a screenshot of a carrot on the floor. So I reloaded the pc, the save file icon was a toadstool mushroom(corrupted world file), and I was pissed since I wasted so much time on the game. The last reminiscence of the good times was the stupid screenshot, which I carefully tucked away to treasure in some folder.
I'm watching on mobile and there's at least 20 yellow ad markers between about 9:20 and 57:00 . It's very scary there's so many that most of them overlap and there's only 7 visible spaces between them,, please tell me I'm not the only one who sees this oh god
@@aidenconley3378 I made the comment before I got back into homestuck, but yea that's a fair punishment. EDIT: actually now that I think about it, it really isn't a fair punishment. It should be something much worse. I mean I don't even know why I'm into it still.
the pain of jerma not understanding that hunter largos are feral until you feed them... HE DIDN'T NOTICE WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER WITH THE FERAL PHOSPHOR LARGOS???
I've only played it for 100hrs and it hurts, seeing him feed non-favorite fruits/veggies to a slime, just to give said favorites to another, is more traumatizing than anything
That "Coffee, Cheetos, Chicken" reminds me of when you go to a concert to hear your favorite artist play your favorite song, but does some weird improvised shit. And ruins it. It sucked.
@@petefury94 He's both smart and dumb, it just depends on the context. He's smart in many ways, and relatively lacking in others. Everyone's mediocre in most aspects, since life is too short to learn every skill. Since he's basically an e-clown who does variety streaming, he's spreading himself so thin that the only thing he can be really proficient at is his comedy. There's nothing wrong with that, of course.
"i need tabby slimes" *moves 20 feet* "where are the tabby slimes" *spins in place* "why are no tabby slimes spawning" *continues staying in one place*
I was able to catch this one live actually and I'm so glad I did, that entire Rubik's cube bit was wild. It's also the first time he read a comment of mine out loud, but unfortunately the context of it makes no sense without chat so he just sounds crazy. I have no idea why he said it out loud, I'm crying 4:12:00
19:36 i feel that. there’s a desert floor in luigi’s mansion 3 and i spent over half an hour sucking up all of the sand. it took me like 25+ hours to beat the game because I’d walk around sucking up every curtain and towel. i still love the games to death though lmao
I solved it. I officially declare that Jermas debt has gone down 498,705,200 dollars. It was my first try. Y'all may not take my word on it, but I shall always hold Jermas debt in my own heart down 498,705,200 dollars less. OH GOD I JUST CHECKED THE FUCKING DEBT I MADE LIKE A 33% DENT. JERMA WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO!?
i got to see the jigsaw bit live :) first time i have seen a stream live and that happens. missed the 2nd part though because i went to see vinny playing valheim. worst decision of my life
i would absolutely die in the luxury retreat rubik's cube trap. no question. after i saw this bit for the first time i solved a rubik's cube with written and video instructions and a friend there to help me and it took me 6 hours
do not feel ashamed it took me 7 hours of intense concentration to solve my cube the first time. i remember being so happy about a 15 minute solve a week or two later haha
4:34 Slime Rancher
1:50:23 1st Brb Ends
4:01:41 2nd Brb Ends
5:04:13 Rubik's Cube
@@connor6167 jerma doesn't manage this channel
@@connor6167 this youtube channel isn't run by Jerma, read the about page. also he said he's gonna stream the hell outta this game near the 3:30:00 mark maybe a little earlier
3:03:02 uh-oh stinky
@@connor6167 3:52:29
Hey, why does this dude have a negative counter on
I took psychic damage when jerma figured out how the tarr worked and IMMEDIATELY put rock largos and tabby largos together again
what the fuck is wrong with him
@@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky adhd
I literally only watched this stream with hopes that he would do just that
DUDE THATS LITERALLY WHAT I DID LMAOO
I mean... we’ve all tried to farm the tar at one point
Nothing makes me want to play a game more than seeing Jerma play it badly.
it's like a mobile ad
For real I just bought it
Nice pfp
@@vegancarnotaurus8216 they should hire jerma for mobile game ads:
Wha- what is this? **laugh** chat what is this game?, no- I'M NOT PLAYING THIS DUMB GAME ALRIGHT CHAT? no i will literally not... alright so like you have to connect the dots right?, like uhh... i guess like this right? no wait- ohhhhh no, wait, no yeah i figured it out, so you connect... no, or yes chat?
That’s why I ended up playing hit man, one of favorite games now probs
The stream is always better when Jerma really enjoys a game.
Or really hates
i think the streams are better when he hates cause then we get to see lots of jerma jokes
Odama was best stream
@@pleasestopsubscribingtomyc3360 germa
Seeing him genuinely enjoy the game is amazing
jerm's checklist for a golden game:
1.stock market
2.upgrades
3.cleaning
You forgot casino gambling.
you forgot cars to laugh hysterically at
@@bigazoandslugs only when they crash or are animorphs
money money money
For this year's Jerma Awards when it comes to voting, the "One Guy" category should just be ALL Jigsaw Rubicks Cube and nothing else.
Little did you know that a horror would arise and claim the throne of one guy’s
@@doobywoopy3264 True. If you would tell me someone would give a detailed dream about an eldritch Jerma stream, I wouldn't believe you.
@@doobywoopy3264 wait what is this referencing lol? I wanna watch whatever the hell that is
@@SlightCrescent4 probably peep the horror
dude the saw bit makes me cry every time he sounds like a confused old man
We NEED a Jerma animated of the jigsaw grenade bit
And now there is one! th-cam.com/video/ERtBpoKX5uA/w-d-xo.html
7:17 - jerma likes tongue twisters
10:52 - jerma is happy about cake :)
11:52 - "owo, what's this?"
13:52 - Otto's Grotto
17:34 - he LOVES it :D
24:53 - he really loves it...
26:30 - "woah :0"
28:51 - jerma says bubble
30:45 - :3
33:19 - cat slime boops jerma
41:04, 59:30 - local psycho streamer LAUGHS at abusing animals ON STREAM (+18)
49:13 - good rng, good rng.
52:10 - note to self, I can use this in my project
57:34 - Caves fet. jerma985
58:47 - jerma spazzes out
1:02:25, 1:02:47 - *W-w-w-what's going on?*
2:19:00 - worst coffee cheetos and chicken of 2021
2:40:30 - jerma acting like a fucking child jesus christ this guy is like thirty-five years old right?
2:41:17 - heckin chonker (and cat puke)
3:03:57 - awful monster noise
3:06:28 - thismahktsox
3:26:20 - he likes cats
3:54:00 - jermaGiggle
4:40:17 - jermaGlobglogabgolab
5:00:21 - jermawoobs
2:05:28 SAW
5:04:05 SAW II (5:27:00 Director's Cut)
caves fet. jerma985 slaps
:3
Don't forget
4:13:25 -not enough room
thxxxx
one time i picked up a random pink cat just to admire it, said out loud "yeah I do really love these guys, even if they're basic. look at how cute he is. I love him" and then gently dropped him, only for him to be immediately swallowed by a tarr I hadn't noticed because i had music turned off
Im sorry for your loss
pretty sure my rain hemorrhaged every time he looked at the rock largos with the beets, and then turned to the cats to feed it to them instead
Saw is dead and Jerma is away stuck in a presidential level bedroom, Otto now rules the house
Game over
He's gonna catch the fucker who stole the cookies
grOtto
@Jerma985 FAKER
@@hoomanadaw365 part 3 confirmed
Hard to watch him flood the markets to irreparable lows for five hours and ask several times if he's flooding the markets and why is he getting such low returns
pump and dump
Twitch viewers hate him! Discover how he flooded the stock market in less than four hours
it astonishes me that he can beat a game like Dark Souls but cant understand basic concepts in some games or will stare at something happening in front of him and will ask "will this thing happen" even though he is literally watching it NOT happen
or understand why something is dangerous then IMMEDIATELY do the thing he s not supposed to do
He has explained this DS is hard because it is unforgiving but it isn't mechanically hard there are only like 3 things you can do.
I love seeing the VOD comments to rank how absolutely fucked it is, getting a good read on this one.
Is this the streamer who can’t pronounce ‘corral’?
It's also the streamer that makes chicken co ops
zonked streamer pronounces "trough" as "troujuh"
I used to pronounce epitome as epi-tome until like 2 years ago because I just never heard the word pronounced outloud.
@@HulksterHogan me too 🥴
@@HulksterHogan when i was like 5/6 i read the word cooperate and i pronounced it coop-erate until someone corrected me
"WASD is 'move'?" - actual twitch streamer
I really DID forget he was talking to himself at the SAW bit
PLORT brain streamer CANNOT figure out simple game mechanics designed for children
PUDDLE PLORT BRAIN
OOEY GOOEY DRIPPY PLORT BRAIN STREAMER
“Am I flooding the market?”
He said as he flooded the market
This is such a Jerma game
Who ever knew Jerma had such an unhealthy obsession for cats
Imagine that he enjoys dressing up as catboy Jerma so much that he rebrands his entire channel and just streams as catboy 100% of the time
@@pokepe12 This is cursed. Please delete.
@@scuffeddeimos He came out as a furry so...
@@maxgrimm9589HE WHAT? I CANT TRUST A JERMA FAN, WE ALL LIE.
@@baslewis i think he said he "might have already done this" when someone said he should go to a furry convention disguised in a full fursuit
the absolute level at which Jerma breaks down at his own bits is beautiful
i’m in tears over the saw grenade bit, i can’t stop rewatching it
Jigsaw has been the best meme of this decade
seriously the dumbest movie villain of all time
Watching this now and his adhd is probably the worst it has ever been with this stream my god lol
YES
literally
It's nice to see. I have ADHD and it's really cool to see
@@artemzdorikov1093 reading this hurts. The way you people romanticize issues
@@masoncooper8830 i mean ffs. I like 👍 ♥ his adhd 🥰, fuck?
I never thought that casually enjoying the hobby of speedcubing would give me this much pain one day.
my brain swelled more and more every time chat gaslighted jerma into doing something dumb
1:19:35 He just executes the slimes he has no use of, without a second thought. This man is pure evil.
this was like the first pc game i ever bought and i was like 11 and i created lore that when you threw them into the sea they popped back out where they spawned bc i couldn’t handle killing them but i was lazy
@@baslewis i think in the slimepedia entry for the slime sea it says that is exactly what happens, so you were right about that accidentaly
@@baslewisthat's literally what happens
@@Storse yooooooo epic win (maybe i did read it somewhere and i just forgot that part)
Honestly probably for the best he waited until now to stream this. When this first launched there were like, 5 slimes and only the coral area. Not of the moss blanket was there.
re: 23:08 - I'm pretty sure most people would struggle to distinguish anything above 144hz. I remember reading a psych paper which tested this under lab conditions (iirc, by flashing a stimulus for one frame at increasing refresh rates), and they found the threshold of humans' ability to distinguish framerates was around 200hz (and the people at the top tended to be in specialist professions, e.g. fighter pilots).
So yeah, all that to say, 240hz monitors are a waste of money.
Higher hz is not only to make it look nicer
*Rubik's cube in thumbnail*
This should be good.
The stabbing in the heart bit deserves an award
Oh man. I remember playing this a very long time ago on my old pc, I was in the indigo area, and the game crashed, but before crashing I accidentally took a screenshot of a carrot on the floor. So I reloaded the pc, the save file icon was a toadstool mushroom(corrupted world file), and I was pissed since I wasted so much time on the game. The last reminiscence of the good times was the stupid screenshot, which I carefully tucked away to treasure in some folder.
I like how he calls the cuberry a cheesecake
I'm watching on mobile and there's at least 20 yellow ad markers between about 9:20 and 57:00 . It's very scary there's so many that most of them overlap and there's only 7 visible spaces between them,, please tell me I'm not the only one who sees this oh god
It's your punishment for liking homestuck
@@aidenconley3378 I made the comment before I got back into homestuck, but yea that's a fair punishment.
EDIT: actually now that I think about it, it really isn't a fair punishment. It should be something much worse. I mean I don't even know why I'm into it still.
I see the huge yellow bar, but I have youtube vanced (aka the entire reason to have an Android phone) so it's all good.
Only see one ad at the very end of the video.
@@cable_g0re i can't believe you said something so freakishly funny and nobody responded until me a year later
Jerma needs to do a podcast with Jigsaw
For a sec I thought the notification said Monster Rancher and I got beanbag Sonic flashbacks
the pain of jerma not understanding that hunter largos are feral until you feed them... HE DIDN'T NOTICE WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER WITH THE FERAL PHOSPHOR LARGOS???
1:21:32 jerma predicts the new type of slime in Slime rancher 2
As someone who has played 1000+ hours of slime rancher watching jerma play phisically hurts
I've only played it for 100hrs and it hurts, seeing him feed non-favorite fruits/veggies to a slime, just to give said favorites to another, is more traumatizing than anything
"Cats eat gazelles" -Jerma
I love when Jerma play chill game it’s just so soothing
Today on Jerma985: Jerma doesn't know what "price inflation" is
"Who cares about the plorts, wait I do"
God I love him
i already know jerma mispronouncing corral is going to drive my insane
Watching jerma set up his farm like that having already played the game I was j waiting for that one moment when the tar showed up
VOD should be renamed: “Deranged man crashes local economy while trying to solve a Rubik’s cube”
I'm so glad i saw this live
Jigsaw: Prove how much you want to live.
Jerma: Just throw a grenade into my room.
Jigsaw: You sure? I've not used one of this befor- *BOOM*
4:02:40 I like how he totally avoids mentioning that we will get back to that one
13:50 did this man just subliminally advertise Grotto Beasts to us 2 weeks prior to the announcement? Genius
Text: Coop
Jerma's gamer brain: "Oh Co-op"
The Hunter x Hunter joke was way too good to be missed
So many mistakes and he basks in his ignorance combined with an incredibly dumb take on PROGRESS and EFFICIENCY makes me want to PERISH and SHRIVEL.
1:04:48 Starving POW escaping capture while carrying wounded comrade (colorized)
ah yes coral and co-op
this stream is a warm delicious soup for my adhd brain, so so good.
Bugsnax: Origins.
yeah but this game didnt rush the last 3hrs lololl
Eh, I much more prefer Slime Rancher of Bugsnax, but to each their own.
We need more comfy games.
Apples and Oranges.
The only similarities is they both have the cute artstyles.
Anyone remember when Charlie solved a rubix cube live using only chat message a
Is there any chance he will continue the game? It is actually really uplifting how much he himself enjoys it.
Edit: Sheer Happiness :D
Every day, I am reminded of just how small Jerma's slime memory is.
I WAS THERE ON THAT STREAM ! LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
pretty surei witnessed the best One guy moment of the year
1:20:10 Dizzy Bird sound?? Was it a sub noise?
Oh I think it’s a chicken noise but it’s so close lmfao
well we already know what's winning best one guy moment this year
2:07:12 Best Noise 2021
Worst noise 2022
4:13:25 nominee for worst noise of the year?
this noise literally doesn't sound real lmao
That "Coffee, Cheetos, Chicken" reminds me of when you go to a concert to hear your favorite artist play your favorite song, but does some weird improvised shit. And ruins it. It sucked.
Jerma is really dumb but he’s funny. I love him
I think he's pretty smart but whatever.
@@petefury94 bro he is SO dumb. Its relatable. Me & him make the same r-slur mistakes!
@@petefury94 he dumb
Intelligence is pretty relative
@@petefury94 He's both smart and dumb, it just depends on the context. He's smart in many ways, and relatively lacking in others. Everyone's mediocre in most aspects, since life is too short to learn every skill. Since he's basically an e-clown who does variety streaming, he's spreading himself so thin that the only thing he can be really proficient at is his comedy. There's nothing wrong with that, of course.
"i need tabby slimes" *moves 20 feet* "where are the tabby slimes" *spins in place* "why are no tabby slimes spawning" *continues staying in one place*
22:50 I have a 144hz monitor and I can't actually tell any difference in FPS past 100 FPS.
Cataracts
I'm not watching ADHD, I'm developing ADHD
4:13:26 Small Goblin Noise
oh my god, thank you.
Love watching these vods on TH-cam, entertaining, and nice to watch at convenient hours of the day
4:13:34 The whole time he was struggling with space and I'm wondering why is he carrying three cat slimes when he already has three cages with thems.
Psycho streamer abuses small adorable slimes for profit. Those rock slimes barely got fed no wonder they were always escaping
4:02:28 perfect timing
Watching jerma watch a jperm video is one of the weirdest things ive ever witnessed
He fucking said co op instead of coop
3:59:14 Hey, look, the thing I made!
That’s cool dude!
"co-op"
When the Hunter Largo is Sus! 😳
4:41:46 just saving this for later
I was able to catch this one live actually and I'm so glad I did, that entire Rubik's cube bit was wild.
It's also the first time he read a comment of mine out loud, but unfortunately the context of it makes no sense without chat so he just sounds crazy. I have no idea why he said it out loud, I'm crying 4:12:00
this is a candidate for best joke that took 5+ mins to set up. maybe even a few hours.
i'm at the 1 hour mark and he still only has pink slimes in his corrals
Yes I am rewatching this, I’m rewatching it for the same reason I have 200 hours+ on slime rancher
19:36 i feel that. there’s a desert floor in luigi’s mansion 3 and i spent over half an hour sucking up all of the sand. it took me like 25+ hours to beat the game because I’d walk around sucking up every curtain and towel. i still love the games to death though lmao
Why can’t he say corral
Jerma is getting legitimate brain damage from his chat
I solved it. I officially declare that Jermas debt has gone down 498,705,200 dollars. It was my first try.
Y'all may not take my word on it, but I shall always hold Jermas debt in my own heart down 498,705,200 dollars less.
OH GOD I JUST CHECKED THE FUCKING DEBT I MADE LIKE A 33% DENT. JERMA WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO!?
i got to see the jigsaw bit live :) first time i have seen a stream live and that happens. missed the 2nd part though because i went to see vinny playing valheim. worst decision of my life
Slime Rancher will be the new house flipper. I guarantee it.
that last 20 minutes were so stressful yet hilarious ;*-D
my 50000 hour slime rancher brain hurts when i watch this
is this the streamer that was KIDNAPPED by john kramer LIVE on stream?
Seeing jerma play this makes me want to jump off a cliff
it's awful
i would absolutely die in the luxury retreat rubik's cube trap. no question. after i saw this bit for the first time i solved a rubik's cube with written and video instructions and a friend there to help me and it took me 6 hours
do not feel ashamed it took me 7 hours of intense concentration to solve my cube the first time. i remember being so happy about a 15 minute solve a week or two later haha
It bugs me that he just kept dumping the Plorts the second he got them and then complained when the price went down
i'm 20 minutes in and this is heartwarming
best 2021 stream to date