I mean I love dogs more than most ppl but I still think 7 dogs is too many dogs for 1 person to own lol. I too struggle with the concept of “too many” dogs but believe it or not there still is such a thing.
Okay, but as a former kid who was into riddles and lateral thinking puzzles here's my take on an improved version of the riddle. "Riley has four beagles. Ben has seven dachshunds. Ashley (with an 'e') has two goldfish. Ashly (without an 'e') has 6 guppies. How many fish does Ashley (with an 'e') have?" Answer: 5. 2 goldfish, and three red herrings.
As we’ve recently learned he’s teetering on the brink of unconsciousness every time he laughs sufficiently hard, which lends a sort of Flatliners thrillseeking aspect to his style of comedy
Griffin: Parents wouldn't name both their daughters Ashl(e)y. Me who has worked in schools: You're a fool, an ignorant fool. I knew two girls who had the EXACT same name, first middle last. Not even twins, they had a two-year gap between them. Imagine going into 6th grade and your sister with your same name is in 8th. Why did they do that to their children?
there’s a way to make this riddle better: one. establish the animals belong to the characters’ families, not just them, and two. make the ashley’s names the same spelling and have it revealed that ashley is their LAST name. it’s still a little stupid but at least there’s some logic to it
My brain just decided that “e = fish” so I was just sitting there like “Ashley (with an e) has 3 fish!” I don’t know what I was thinking????? Was I thinking??? Did I mix fish = e up with eye = I???
So, I feel like this riddle can be changed to actually be kinda good, or at least a mildly funny joke. Ben has two dogs. Riley has three dogs. Ashley has two fish, and Ashly has six fish. How many fish are there all together? Nine! The dogs were a red herring.
@@rancidprince3133 the combined fish from Ashley and Ashly are eight, the five dogs are all one red herring, which is the ninth fish. edit: red herring is a literary term referring to a plot element intentionally introduced to throw the reader off track. A herring is a kind of fish.
how to fix this riddle: 1, the pets are the FAMILY’S pets, not the kids individual pets, and 2, make the Ashley’s spell their names the same way bc it’s their last name, not their first names. so, both Ashley’s fish altogether make up all of the family Ashley’s pets
Also, Ashley doesn't own Ashly's fuckin fish! There's no way Ashly's all "yeah they're my fish but I guess they're my sister's fish too". Point to me the siblings who don't defend which pets are theirs and theirs alone with an unhinged vitrol that would put hesitance into the footsteps of Khan himself, and I'll call child support cuz there's clearly some abnormal shit going on in that house.
Star trek. Captain Picard was captured and was trying to be broken. The evil guy kept saying there are three lights, and is picard didn't agree he would be electrocuted. This happening over the course of days. On the final day, pretty much at the final moments before being rescued, the evil guy asked again. Picard yelled this very memorable line: "There are FOUR LIGHTS!" Edit: also all of this is from memory so some details may be wrong but thats the short answer
The joke was so obviously "how many fish does Ashl[e]y have" where the riddle is that you _don't know how it was spelled_ xD I dunno how he fucked that one up
i heard it at first and was like wait this isn't a riddle its just a math problem and then it turned out to not even be that it was j basic information repetition
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I propose we call Travis's "Riddle me piss" character
The Piddler
I'll see myself out but know that I'm not sorry.
You are a goddamn genius
Ok but what about the pissler
bean gremlin w-what.. no?
Galaxy brain shit
This got entirely more likes than I anticipated. Y'all are weird and I love you
My Ashley, My Ashly and Me
MAMA’AM??
Is the me Ashleigh or Ashlee?
They have a third sister called Ashleey
My Ashley, My Ashly and E
Ash, Asch and Ashley
whoever in the live audience shouted 'YEAH' after learning that Ben has seven dogs - I feel ya. Ben is living the life.
I just went back to listen for that and it was worth it
I mean I love dogs more than most ppl but I still think 7 dogs is too many dogs for 1 person to own lol.
I too struggle with the concept of “too many” dogs but believe it or not there still is such a thing.
the identical ms paint drawings with different color schemes really add something to this
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My earbuds de-synced for a sec when travis started and nothing puts the fear of God in me like a sudden static echo on the phrase "Riddle me piss"
Okay, but as a former kid who was into riddles and lateral thinking puzzles here's my take on an improved version of the riddle.
"Riley has four beagles. Ben has seven dachshunds. Ashley (with an 'e') has two goldfish. Ashly (without an 'e') has 6 guppies. How many fish does Ashley (with an 'e') have?"
Answer: 5. 2 goldfish, and three red herrings.
the “sisters” necklace is *extremely choice* it just makes the vibe that much better
my favourite part of mbmbam is when justin laughs, but there's so much pain contained within it
he basically wheezing 75% of the podcast
As we’ve recently learned he’s teetering on the brink of unconsciousness every time he laughs sufficiently hard, which lends a sort of Flatliners thrillseeking aspect to his style of comedy
If the podcast is ever not funny, that's just so Justin won't die
Totally unrelated: TRANS RIGS BOBBY HILL
Griffin: Parents wouldn't name both their daughters Ashl(e)y.
Me who has worked in schools: You're a fool, an ignorant fool. I knew two girls who had the EXACT same name, first middle last. Not even twins, they had a two-year gap between them. Imagine going into 6th grade and your sister with your same name is in 8th. Why did they do that to their children?
Those parents had two whole years to think of a second name and they still couldn't do it. On the other hand that is quite the power move.
Laziness
Because no one
can STOP you
And I thought my parents were bad for having four kids with the same initials.
@skeleton or name her better ashley cause you messed up on the first try
That one audience member in the final second of the video:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Same
“There are four lights” is such a good fucking reference, Juice never fails to amaze.
I lose it every time at "Nah, y'all dumb."
Justin has two kids.
Travis has one kid.
Griffin has one kid.
How many kids does Justin have?
Three. They're brothers!
That was a red herring!
*No, it was a dog!*
there’s a way to make this riddle better: one. establish the animals belong to the characters’ families, not just them, and two. make the ashley’s names the same spelling and have it revealed that ashley is their LAST name. it’s still a little stupid but at least there’s some logic to it
This was great! Haven't seen this clip done before and it was a good laugh. I like the inclusions of all their half-words and interruptions.
I will be very disappointed if Travis ever comes up with a segment the other two don't absolutely hate.
riddle me piss Travis sounds vaguely like Dr doofinshmertz
the photoshop of travis in that outfit made me CAcKLE
It's not even photoshopped, I made it with my video editor and MS paint
That edit of travis on top of the riddler is my favorite image on the planet.
Did Griffin confuse the Green Goblin and The Riddler?
Green Goblin, Green Troll, it’s an easy mistake to make.
My brain just decided that “e = fish” so I was just sitting there like “Ashley (with an e) has 3 fish!” I don’t know what I was thinking????? Was I thinking??? Did I mix fish = e up with eye = I???
Lily Fae Alright I’m high right now reading this, but you must of been WAY HIGH writing it.
TobbGoblin No, just really tired.
This sounds like logic you'd have in a dream that seems completely normal during the dream but when you wake up you realize how little sense it makes
Naplock Blubba Exactly! It’s what happens when I use my phone late at night.
why does this make perfect sense tho?? the letter e has both fish energy and number 3 energy
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS is such a deep pull
So, I feel like this riddle can be changed to actually be kinda good, or at least a mildly funny joke.
Ben has two dogs. Riley has three dogs. Ashley has two fish, and Ashly has six fish. How many fish are there all together?
Nine! The dogs were a red herring.
2 + 6 = 9?
@@rancidprince3133 the combined fish from Ashley and Ashly are eight, the five dogs are all one red herring, which is the ninth fish.
edit: red herring is a literary term referring to a plot element intentionally introduced to throw the reader off track. A herring is a kind of fish.
This is actually really good lol
Doofenshmirtz has hit a new low.
The mad cackle Travis makes after that reveal tho
That’s not a riddle! They’re withholding information!
THERE ARE...FOUR LIGHTS!
How am I just finding this now? It’s amazing!
This is dope.
A+ drawings
Defend universal basic fish ownership
OUR FISH
My first thought was that a child fan wrote them a riddle submission LOL so the ms paint drawings feel very suiting
I thought for a second that the card at 1:44 said "Sistors" and it was wonderful.
The beginnings of Festo
2:40
Travis' laugh fucking killed me!
You know, I somehow had never thought of Travis as the Riddler, but it makes sense
My competitive 7 year old ass playing riddles in the car
me watching this with my brothers named armand and armando: 👁✖️👁
So happy they got Dr Doofenshmirtz
And the crowd goes wild
A mush better version of this riddle is how many fish is in the riddle?
9, 2 belong to Ashley and 6 to Ashly. And the dogs were a red herring.
My favorite part of RMP is when the brothers react like the announcers in that Vince McMahon clip every single time
if the dogs were red herrings that makes at least 9 fish
how to fix this riddle: 1, the pets are the FAMILY’S pets, not the kids individual pets, and 2, make the Ashley’s spell their names the same way bc it’s their last name, not their first names. so, both Ashley’s fish altogether make up all of the family Ashley’s pets
the piddler sounds like dr doof at some points
for anyone wanting to listen to the episode, it’s episode 423 instead of 432. vid was great
Travis sounds like dr doofensmirtz, change my mind
1:28 the Ha Ha Has rushing past is 😘👌🏻
Travis's riddle voice sounds like Heinz Doofenshmirtz
“Nah! Y’all dumb!”
Did they do episode 420 yet? I haven't listened in a while.
They haven't unfortunately
Jenywlfersn Thank you
Honestly...why does Travis sound like Magic Brian?
Ashley and Ashleigh being twins
Also, Ashley doesn't own Ashly's fuckin fish! There's no way Ashly's all "yeah they're my fish but I guess they're my sister's fish too". Point to me the siblings who don't defend which pets are theirs and theirs alone with an unhinged vitrol that would put hesitance into the footsteps of Khan himself, and I'll call child support cuz there's clearly some abnormal shit going on in that house.
Ashley is a clone of Ashly. They have the same genetic makeup therefore in a sense are the same person, so both have eight fish.
Why does his riddle voice sound like a cross between Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Remus from Sanders Sides
Clifford the big red herring
What was the "There are four lights" bit?
Star trek. Captain Picard was captured and was trying to be broken. The evil guy kept saying there are three lights, and is picard didn't agree he would be electrocuted. This happening over the course of days. On the final day, pretty much at the final moments before being rescued, the evil guy asked again. Picard yelled this very memorable line: "There are FOUR LIGHTS!"
Edit: also all of this is from memory so some details may be wrong but thats the short answer
Also the whole Star Trek bit is a reference to George Orwell's 1984.
Picard was captured by a Cardassian if I remember.
@@eroticbearvideos nah they phrased it weird, he was being tortured
@@eroticbearvideos FHLDKHDGKDGKD exactly you funky little icon
TNG reference!
Riddle me piss and spam likely have the same energy
i don't understand the riddle
It's just a really bad riddle.
Classic
The joke was so obviously "how many fish does Ashl[e]y have" where the riddle is that you _don't know how it was spelled_ xD I dunno how he fucked that one up
i heard it at first and was like wait this isn't a riddle its just a math problem and then it turned out to not even be that it was j basic information repetition
whys that dog upside down!!!
I know twins who are both named Calvin. They go by their middle names
Hey y’all. I
Owo
Why TH-cam put this... whatever this is... on my feed? The world may never know.
part of his voice is sooo damn close to doofenschmirtz and IT PHYSICALLY HURTS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
Doctor duufenschmerts however you spell it
He kinda sounds like Doofenshmirtz
Travis' big silly voice ruins these fun segments for me.