My first comedy I watched from Ismo was the one with the word Noni. It was in Finnish, but it was translated and written in English underneath. I found it so funny that i Googled and searched for more. I like his shy Finnish humor.
0:03 Finnish people are best people in the world to instigate, i realised that one time when i was having pause on drinking, pause lasted couple of days 0:13 We are so good at instigating that there is always one friend whos like "just one beer, you can take just one beer at anytime" 0:28 "Anytime?" "Anytime, just one beer" "I have a driving test going on" "Just one beer" "I'm giving birth" "Just one beer" 0:38 Some people are always instigating, its fantastic. If you are having pause on drinking, you gotta have a reasoning and you have to explain it on conversations 0:52 Usually the exact same reason why not to drink becomes the reason to drink. Its really weird, the same goddamn reason 1:01 "I can't drink i'm having a flu" "What! Take a rum toddy" "Oh damn it works" You now have a reason to drink 1:13 For everything there's a drink "My stomach hurts" "Take jägermeister" It's made for curing stomach ache 1:25 "I'm tired" "Take Vodka Battery" 1:30 Feels like there's drink for every disease "I can't drink cause i have hangover" "Then just drink anything" 1:36 There must be drink for illnesses that i never even heard of "I can't drink i have osteoporosis" "Take cognac and buttermilk" "Legendary cognac buttermilk" 1:48 In Finland we are so good at finding reasons to drink "I can't drink i have work tomorrow" "Order cab to your front door for next morning and some mynthons pastilles" 2:02 "I can't drink i have work this evening" "Sneak alcohol to work and bring some Sisu pastilles" 2:06 "I can't drink my wife said she leaves me if i drink" "Hey look! Let's get you a new wife" 2:15 I've noticed that in Finland it's hard to borrow some money from your friends to pay a rent or food. Everyone is so miserly 2:25 But then if the reason to not drink is that you are broke "If thats the reason then drinks are on mine goddamnit" Then the same guy doesn't give money to a beggar because he probaly begs money for booze
Tuo juoman tarjoominen on kyllä jännä. Saattaa olla jo 5 ihmisen porukka ryyppäämässä, mutta pakko saada se yks rahaton lisää vaikka väkisin. "Täällä on sen verran porukkaa, että eiköhän sut känniin saada! Tänne vaan pitää hauskaa!". Onhan se sinänsä mukavaa, että pidetään kavereista sen verran huolta ettei tarvitse yksin kotona homehtua viikonlopulla.
It was about reasons to have one drink. It seems that finns always find a reason to have a drink, no matter what. Last one that it is difficult to ask loan from a friend if need food or so but if you need to go to drink, the friend will offer without asking. Then that same friend if sees a drunken beggar on street, he wont give money because it goes to drinking anyways. My translation doesnt make the joke justice but.... I tried 🤣🤣😎
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He is more funny in English. His style is quite different in a foreign language and other countries. I don't know how old this clip is but he has also improved in recent years.
Junnuna joskus hurjassa nuoruudessa tuli mentyä taksilla ravintolasta suoraan töihin aamuvuoroon. 😀 Silloin ei oltu pillin kanssa portilla. Ysärillä sai vielä lotrata töissä ja kaverit paikkasi.
Tuo nihkee lainaus paitsi jos ryyppäämään olit lähössä on kyl ihan oman kokemuksen mukaan käynyt. Opiskeluaikoina vuosikymmeniä sitten päivällä yritin saaha lainattua muutaman kympin ruokaa varten, illalla sama henkilö pyytää ryypingille seuraks ja kun muistutan että eihän mulla oo rahaa kun koitin lainata päivällä ruokaankin ni eiköhän heti liienny kaljan ostoon piffata.
You can always take one 0:04 In Finland we are the best instigators, cos I one time noticed when I was trying not to drink for some time and it wasn't successful or it was successful for a few days and a few hours 0:12 but like, in Finland we are so good at instigating, so always there's a guy who's immediately instigating 0:17 he's always like, "you can always have one (beer)" 0:20 "always one can be had" 0:22 it's good, the bartenders if no one else 0:24 so exactly like, "one you can always have", some always say that, like really always? well yeah always 0:30 I'm in the middle of my driving exam, but just one, just one you can 0:35 I'm in the middle of giving birth, but one you can 0:38 some people are just like always instigating, it's great 0:42 if you try to be without drinking, you always have to have a reason and a good justification for not drinking, and you have to be able to justify it in those conversations and intense debates that it causes 0:51 and usually, it goes so that, the reason to not drink, turns into a reason to drink 0:57 the very same reason 0:59 it's very weird, the same fucking reason, it goes very fast, like I can't drink cos I have the common cold, well wth, take a hot toddy 1:06 well 'arse brush' it does help with that 1:09 yeah so I think it does 1:10 immediately we found a reason and a suitable drink 1:13 it's like, for every purpose we can find a drink, like 1:16 no I have a stomach ache, well take a Jägermeister, it helps, like it's actually designed for that, well yeah it 'perkele' is 1:23 these exist for every illness, no I'm tired, well take a kossubattery (koskenkorva vodka and Battery energy drink), well that makes you go like.. 1:29 but it feels like there's for every illness some drink, like no, I can't cos I have a hangover, well then take just anything, they help 1:36 there surely are ones even for diseases I haven't heard of, like no, I can't cos I have osteoporosis 1:41 jallupiimä (jallu is a finnish drink made from vodka and cognac, and piimä is sour milk, but this combination is a joke) 1:45 the legendary jallupiimä 1:48 somehow in Finland we have become really good at, no matter what the problem is that you can't take, well right away there's, there's a solution, completely immediately, regardless of what it is, like "I can't drink because I have work in the morning", well look, order a taxi beforehand to your front door for the morning and some mynthons (a finnish brand of mints) 2:02 "I can't cos I have work already this evening" well hidden flask and some Sisus (a finnish brand of liquorice-flavored mints) 2:06 "I can't cos wife has said she'll dump me if I drink any more", well look, we'll go find you a new lady 2:13 like, for every thing there's immediately something 2:14 and I've noticed that in Finland it's really hard to like, 2:18 like, borrow money from a friend for something like ahead rent [idk how this is called in English when you rent an apartment and have to pay upfront a sum that will be returned once you move out unless you destroy the apartment] or food, everyone's a bit iffy usually, like I'm tight myself 2:25 but then if that's the reason that you can't go drinking cos you don't have money, 2:28 weellh 2:31 well is that what it's hanging on 2:35 if that is it, if it is that, then I will pay, perkele 2:41 then the same guy on the street and a bum is asking for money then he's like "I'm not giving any cos he'll spend it on booze anyway" 2:49 that really is fine
Se on kanssa yksi hyvin suomalainen asia että voidaan koko päivä olla ulkona helteellä töissä hiki hatussa ja kirota että miksi pitää olla näin kuuma koko ajan... ja sitten mennä illalla saunaan :)
Eipä o itel viel tullu yhtään syytä vastaan et pitäs juoda se yks. Yleensä vaan sanon ette nää mitää järkee miks pitäs juua ja ol kännis. Loppuu kyselyt siihe ja porukka o vaa et "toi o iha viisasta" samal ku ne ite lähtee vetää kännit. 🤣
Olin 10 vuotta absoluttisti mutta yhden kerran kun ostin jägermaisteria työ ja sen seurauksena saatuun stressiin ja vilustumiseen niin kyllä auttoi! Illalla ajattelin ettei ole kuumeisena töihin seuraavana päivänä mutta pikkusen jägermaisteria nassuun niin taas mentiin 7 am. Tosin kyseinen työ jäi aika pian historiaan kuitenkin mutta oikeasti jägermaisteria auttoi. Siihen loppui absolutismi.
Oot hauskempi ku Ismo. Mutta se ei paljoa vaadi. Ei suomesta oo valitettavasti tullu vieläkään kunnon stand up koomikoita. Jenkit hilannu riman niin korkealle. Tosin jos ei englannin kieli taivu kuulijalle niin sit kyllä jää paljon näkemättä ja silloin Ismo tai Sami on se jumala..
Viime kerralla ku olin pari viikkoo kipeenä ja mikää ei auttanu ni join yhtenä iltana pullon 54% strohia. Aamulla heräsin ja ihanku en olis ollu kipeenä ollenkaa
English videos coming soon! Very soon! Hang in there!
Easy wiener = helppo nakki :)
That is impossible request
Need english subtitles for these so I can link them to my foreign friends!
hangover there...
My first comedy I watched from Ismo was the one with the word Noni. It was in Finnish, but it was translated and written in English underneath. I found it so funny that i Googled and searched for more. I like his shy Finnish humor.
Ei voi ottaa kun pitäisi opiskella mutta eihän sitä hommaa selvinpäin kestä.
Olut sopii opiskeluun
No otetaanhan Ismolle! Oli taas niin hyvä. No yhet vaan. Tämä "yhet" muuten kavaltaa sen, että tarkoitus on kyllä aina ottaa useampikin.
0:03
Finnish people are best people in the world to instigate, i realised that one time when i was having pause on drinking, pause lasted couple of days
0:13
We are so good at instigating that there is always one friend whos like "just one beer, you can take just one beer at anytime"
0:28
"Anytime?"
"Anytime, just one beer"
"I have a driving test going on"
"Just one beer"
"I'm giving birth"
"Just one beer"
0:38
Some people are always instigating, its fantastic.
If you are having pause on drinking, you gotta have a reasoning and you have to explain it on conversations
0:52
Usually the exact same reason why not to drink becomes the reason to drink.
Its really weird, the same goddamn reason
1:01
"I can't drink i'm having a flu"
"What! Take a rum toddy"
"Oh damn it works"
You now have a reason to drink
1:13
For everything there's a drink
"My stomach hurts"
"Take jägermeister"
It's made for curing stomach ache
1:25
"I'm tired"
"Take Vodka Battery"
1:30
Feels like there's drink for every disease
"I can't drink cause i have hangover"
"Then just drink anything"
1:36
There must be drink for illnesses that i never even heard of
"I can't drink i have osteoporosis"
"Take cognac and buttermilk"
"Legendary cognac buttermilk"
1:48
In Finland we are so good at finding reasons to drink
"I can't drink i have work tomorrow"
"Order cab to your front door for next morning and some mynthons pastilles"
2:02
"I can't drink i have work this evening"
"Sneak alcohol to work and bring some Sisu pastilles"
2:06
"I can't drink my wife said she leaves me if i drink"
"Hey look! Let's get you a new wife"
2:15
I've noticed that in Finland it's hard to borrow some money from your friends to pay a rent or food.
Everyone is so miserly
2:25
But then if the reason to not drink is that you are broke
"If thats the reason then drinks are on mine goddamnit"
Then the same guy doesn't give money to a beggar because he probaly begs money for booze
Hahahaha amazing!
Thank you, that was much appreciated.
@@marinagimenezleal U welcome
Amazing, thanks a lot for these!
Tuo juoman tarjoominen on kyllä jännä. Saattaa olla jo 5 ihmisen porukka ryyppäämässä, mutta pakko saada se yks rahaton lisää vaikka väkisin. "Täällä on sen verran porukkaa, että eiköhän sut känniin saada! Tänne vaan pitää hauskaa!". Onhan se sinänsä mukavaa, että pidetään kavereista sen verran huolta ettei tarvitse yksin kotona homehtua viikonlopulla.
Aina voi ottaa yhen!
Siinäkin vaiheessa ku on ottanu samana iltana jo liikaa. Ei tippa tapa
Tää on niin hauskaa, koska se on totuus! Ismo kertoo vain totuuksia.
Best comedian ever. Kiitos.
That was hard to understand. But I'm sure he was funny as usual.
He's not funny. He's hilarious.
It was about reasons to have one drink. It seems that finns always find a reason to have a drink, no matter what.
Last one that it is difficult to ask loan from a friend if need food or so but if you need to go to drink, the friend will offer without asking. Then that same friend if sees a drunken beggar on street, he wont give money because it goes to drinking anyways.
My translation doesnt make the joke justice but.... I tried 🤣🤣😎
@@takoja507
Thank you for the translation.
I would like the comment but because A. I'm immature and live on reddit and B. you currently have 69 likes and that is very nice I can not so feel free to remind me later
Ota yks, niin ymmärtää paremmin.
Just ku tajusin pitkästä aikaa tulla kattoo oisko tullu uusia videoita nii täällähän oli eilen tulleita :D
Ihana mies!Ja vielä Suomalainen.Upea ihminen
Funny thing. He sounds way more excited. The audience sounds less excited. Welcome to Finland 😂
He is more funny in English. His style is quite different in a foreign language and other countries. I don't know how old this clip is but he has also improved in recent years.
Junnuna joskus hurjassa nuoruudessa tuli mentyä taksilla ravintolasta suoraan töihin aamuvuoroon. 😀 Silloin ei oltu pillin kanssa portilla. Ysärillä sai vielä lotrata töissä ja kaverit paikkasi.
Näitä Ismon totuuksia tuli kuunneltua silloin 5 vuotta sitten todella paljon 😌
Hajosin jallupiimälle ihan täysin. ^^"
Mustaryssä piimällä on hyvää , takavuosina juotiin aika paljon !
Jallupiimä on hyvää! Ja absinttipiimä samoin.
#sananmuunnos
@pumpelixjawelix Hekoti-heko
Kuulostaa kyllä aika hyvältä luunvahvistajalta. Vielä vähän jugurttia ja viiliä ja kossua sekaan, niin kyllä se ranko siitä suoristuu!
For english speakers, most of the words he uses can't be translated
Yes you can but it's complicated and difficult
Tuo nihkee lainaus paitsi jos ryyppäämään olit lähössä on kyl ihan oman kokemuksen mukaan käynyt. Opiskeluaikoina vuosikymmeniä sitten päivällä yritin saaha lainattua muutaman kympin ruokaa varten, illalla sama henkilö pyytää ryypingille seuraks ja kun muistutan että eihän mulla oo rahaa kun koitin lainata päivällä ruokaankin ni eiköhän heti liienny kaljan ostoon piffata.
@bssni touir No mutta siis tottakaihan sitä kaljalle mennään jos kaveri tarjoo (tai es lainaa).
You can always take one
0:04 In Finland we are the best instigators, cos I one time noticed when I was trying not to drink for some time and it wasn't successful or it was successful for a few days and a few hours
0:12 but like, in Finland we are so good at instigating, so always there's a guy who's immediately instigating
0:17 he's always like, "you can always have one (beer)"
0:20 "always one can be had"
0:22 it's good, the bartenders if no one else
0:24 so exactly like, "one you can always have", some always say that, like really always? well yeah always
0:30 I'm in the middle of my driving exam, but just one, just one you can
0:35 I'm in the middle of giving birth, but one you can
0:38 some people are just like always instigating, it's great
0:42 if you try to be without drinking, you always have to have a reason and a good justification for not drinking, and you have to be able to justify it in those conversations and intense debates that it causes
0:51 and usually, it goes so that, the reason to not drink, turns into a reason to drink
0:57 the very same reason
0:59 it's very weird, the same fucking reason, it goes very fast, like I can't drink cos I have the common cold, well wth, take a hot toddy
1:06 well 'arse brush' it does help with that
1:09 yeah so I think it does
1:10 immediately we found a reason and a suitable drink
1:13 it's like, for every purpose we can find a drink, like
1:16 no I have a stomach ache, well take a Jägermeister, it helps, like it's actually designed for that, well yeah it 'perkele' is
1:23 these exist for every illness, no I'm tired, well take a kossubattery (koskenkorva vodka and Battery energy drink), well that makes you go like..
1:29 but it feels like there's for every illness some drink, like no, I can't cos I have a hangover, well then take just anything, they help
1:36 there surely are ones even for diseases I haven't heard of, like no, I can't cos I have osteoporosis
1:41 jallupiimä (jallu is a finnish drink made from vodka and cognac, and piimä is sour milk, but this combination is a joke)
1:45 the legendary jallupiimä
1:48 somehow in Finland we have become really good at, no matter what the problem is that you can't take, well right away there's, there's a solution, completely immediately, regardless of what it is, like "I can't drink because I have work in the morning", well look, order a taxi beforehand to your front door for the morning and some mynthons (a finnish brand of mints)
2:02 "I can't cos I have work already this evening" well hidden flask and some Sisus (a finnish brand of liquorice-flavored mints)
2:06 "I can't cos wife has said she'll dump me if I drink any more", well look, we'll go find you a new lady
2:13 like, for every thing there's immediately something
2:14 and I've noticed that in Finland it's really hard to like,
2:18 like, borrow money from a friend for something like ahead rent [idk how this is called in English when you rent an apartment and have to pay upfront a sum that will be returned once you move out unless you destroy the apartment] or food, everyone's a bit iffy usually, like I'm tight myself
2:25 but then if that's the reason that you can't go drinking cos you don't have money,
2:28 weellh
2:31 well is that what it's hanging on
2:35 if that is it, if it is that, then I will pay, perkele
2:41 then the same guy on the street and a bum is asking for money then he's like "I'm not giving any cos he'll spend it on booze anyway"
2:49 that really is fine
You bloody legend!
WOW
I don't understand a world but watched till the end and also laugh,and laugh again because I don't know why I laughed
Don't worry, we'll wait for the subtitles patiently ❤️
Its really funny, as always :)) (EDIT: bit of a tough crowd though... maybe the saw too much reality in it lol)
Se on kanssa yksi hyvin suomalainen asia että voidaan koko päivä olla ulkona helteellä töissä hiki hatussa ja kirota että miksi pitää olla näin kuuma koko ajan... ja sitten mennä illalla saunaan :)
Tätä onkin mukava kattoa kalsarikänniä työstäessä. :D
Ihan yhen vaan olen ottanut, tietenkin
...jo neljättä kertaa.
Eipä o itel viel tullu yhtään syytä vastaan et pitäs juoda se yks.
Yleensä vaan sanon ette nää mitää järkee miks pitäs juua ja ol kännis. Loppuu kyselyt siihe ja porukka o vaa et "toi o iha viisasta" samal ku ne ite lähtee vetää kännit. 🤣
Olin 10 vuotta absoluttisti mutta yhden kerran kun ostin jägermaisteria työ ja sen seurauksena saatuun stressiin ja vilustumiseen niin kyllä auttoi! Illalla ajattelin ettei ole kuumeisena töihin seuraavana päivänä mutta pikkusen jägermaisteria nassuun niin taas mentiin 7 am. Tosin kyseinen työ jäi aika pian historiaan kuitenkin mutta oikeasti jägermaisteria auttoi. Siihen loppui absolutismi.
👍on se hauska mies ismo
Hyvä simoooo🤘🏼👍🏻
Ismo on mun waifu
"Mut justiin otettiin"
"AINA nyt voi _vielä yhen_ ottaa"
Lian paljon kirjainta. En ymmärtänyt puolta. :)
Heikot ottaa.
T: Absolutisti.
Funny how his voice doesn't crack when speaking Finnish
Mikäs käy jos on katkasuhoidossa?
Katkaise katkaisu hoito
No eihän se yksi ole ongelma.... 😶
En kyllä voi ottaa edes sitä yhtä, kun kuitenki pian sitten siinä tilanteessa että hakkaan tuntematonta ja olen jälleen poliisin kuulustelussa.
😁😂 tämä kertoo suomalaisten juomiskulttuurista ja monissa ulkomaissa katsotaan kun täällä vedetään kaksin käsin
thanks
Aina voi ottaa yhde(t) :)
Totta
Oli muuten totta kaikki tuo :D :D :D
Lopetin juomisen, nyt ainoastaan lääkkeeksi. Ennen en tiennytkään mitä kaikenlaisia vaivoja ja sairauksia ihmisellä voi esiintyä, ja vielä niin usein.
Jätkä taas sosiologina huomioinu yhteiskuntaa :)
Ismolla taitaa olla tyyny paidan alla, jotta voi tehdä "kaljamaha-argumentointia".
Osteoporoosiin valkovenäläinen.
Oot hauskempi ku Ismo. Mutta se ei paljoa vaadi. Ei suomesta oo valitettavasti tullu vieläkään kunnon stand up koomikoita. Jenkit hilannu riman niin korkealle. Tosin jos ei englannin kieli taivu kuulijalle niin sit kyllä jää paljon näkemättä ja silloin Ismo tai Sami on se jumala..
@@jokujoonas noo mut eikös ismo jonkun kilpailunkin voittanut juuri jenkeissä?
Eilen oli niin kova pakkanen, että piti lämmikkeeksi ottaa kylmäkaapista
Joo
Ei voi ottaa on liian kännissä
korjaussarja.
paras tapa on sanoo et voitko tarjota koko illan niin tuun mukaan niin heti loppuu kysely
Miksi ette laita englanninkielisiä tekstityksiä näille kun niin moni niitä tuntuu haluavan?
Minä taas kaipaan suomenkielistä tekstitystä.
I’m not going to learn Finnish just learn this humor. I’ll will pretend laugh instead.
Aina joskus tulee kännissä sorruttuu ja otettuu yhen..
Ei tarvi ottaa.
Ei tarvi mut aina voi yhen
yea the subtitles are gona be needed. :)
There is this Finnsh saying that laughter makes your penis longer, or was it life? 🤔
Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅
mutta miksi ei voi vain ottaa..ei siihen tarvita syytä😋
🍻🍺
kyyllläää ja joskus jopa toisen heti sen toisen jälkeen ja sitten ähän senkin jälkeen voi ottaa 😊😀😁😂
Viime kerralla ku olin pari viikkoo kipeenä ja mikää ei auttanu ni join yhtenä iltana pullon 54% strohia. Aamulla heräsin ja ihanku en olis ollu kipeenä ollenkaa
Lietsoo 😁
Varmaan hauskempi engelsmanneille
Eipä toimi englanniksi nämä
Jallupiimä?
i understood jagermeister and a bone desease
ei mitää piimää... villevallaton parantaa kaikki, ihan kaikki jopa ostosparatiisin
Kunhan tiedostatte Juha Vuorisen kauneimman runon "JANO MIKÄ IHANA TEKOSYY "
5/5
Vielä kun saisi sen tulkinnan Suomen alkoholilaista niin se täydentäisi tämän homman... ;-)
suomalaiseks siis
Aina yks on paikallaan😅
Ulla on aloholiongela
😂😂😂
😆👍
Ehkä otin, ehkä en
Mitä väliä sen
So not, kunhan hyppy kulkee.
The language sounds like a mix between Spanish and Chinese, lol, just watching because it ISMO the ass man lol, didnt' understand a word.
and the grammar is a mix between German and Japanese
LOL
kyyllläää ja joskus jopa toisen heti sen toisen jälkeen ja sitten ähän senkin jälkeen voi ottaa 😊😀😁😂
En voi nyt juoda, kun baarit menee kiinni 😥, mutta ainahan voi mennä Alkoon 🙂
Mikäs auttaa koronaan? 🤣
Noh kuulemma vahva puhdas alkoholi tappaa sen, niin jos vaikka 80% virunvalgeeta hakisit ja jäykkänä naukkailet
Paljonkos Ismo maksoit youtuben jutkuille lahjuksia että sait kolme videota trendaamaan kertaheitolla?
Ole hiljaa saatana.
ihanaa ihannoida alkoholia. juntit
Eihän se nyt haittaa jos vielä yhden ottaa
pikkuleipiä tässä tilanteessa? no ehkä yksi.
Näinhän se menee..mies kuoli maksakirroosiin..
Suomalaisen miesporukan Cooperin testi: 12 minuuttia ilman viinaa...
Pitää kokeilla tota jallupiimää.
Korjaan ismooo*
Voisit myös korjata se oikean kommentin etkä laittaa uutta
@@jokuvaanoikee242 tiiän mut itel ei oma kommentti heti tullu näkyville joten sorry jos mielesi pahottui😉🙂
@@herrax7366 ok
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...Ja siitä se ajatus sitten lähti