I was like how did we just skim over him calling us toxic?? That would have got brought back up so fast while I asked if our anniversary was the same day we were gonna ask for divorce papers before he figured it out lmaoooo
"This is toxic. You are toxic" Uy mi amor, en un caso hipotético de que esta situación me pasara a mí, hubiera tenido un final muchísimo peor 🤠 Muchas gracias por el audio💚
“ this is toxic. YOU are toxic. “ a while later “ oh my sweetie ur so sweet i have a big kiss for u Mwa mwa hug hug “ I see who u are…u are my enemy…u are my enemy….
I was balling my eyes out to music then I saw this and was like “OHHH green made a anniversary video” thinking the video wouldn’t be bad. I’m now sobbing on the floor and it is currently 12:52 am, love you green
K no this is not how this plays out. Wtf?! We've been busting our ass at work making sure we have enough time for things we need to do leading up to the anniversary celebration and that's what we get? Being called toxic and told that we're a killjoy because we're trying to be responsible? Hell to the no with the sudden cutesy attitude and lying about the anniversary gift. That was shitty I would have just preferred the honest 'I forgot' to the shallow lie. Either he get out or we get out and spend the night at a hotel somewhere. Bring friends in and have a night to just be alone. If hubby has such a hard time being around us maybe being separated during anniversary is best. 😂
*Him, forgets anniversary* "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO ARATAKI 'THE ONE AND ONI' ITTO, HE WILL RAP FOR ME" sorry Green, but you've been replaced by a himbo demon.
I love Shrek ! 😊 At the beginning of the video, I was scared. 😯 Because, I didn't know you can get angry like that. But, when it got closer to the end it was very sweet and adorable ! 🥰
The coincidence that Green is watching Shrek and I literally just got a new wallet with Shrek designs on it yesterday- It has Donkey and the Swamp on one side, and Shrek n Fiona in their Onion Carriage on the other
I would feel gutted, empty inside after the backhanded "here chocolate, yeah i know i buy them in mass for events i forget to make people think i didnt forget" after being called toxic... ☣️ *TOXIC* ☣️. I was writing down notes on what made him upset as if the situation carried outside the video like "im sorry ofc ill shower at a different time babe so you can have more hot water i didnt know-" gad damn immersive
I hate him. I hate this character. He messed up, called us toxic for being upset with him, implied our anniversary wasn't important then when he realized his mistake he couldn't even give a proper apology without sounding condescending. Edit: and he had the nerve to call us expressing our emotions, "abuse"
Eating together in KFC is actually so comfy for me😌 Lots of memories... And now its closed in our country 😭 What kind of "toxic" is that? 😕 The audio was great✍️ Thank you for the work and take care❤️
I love this but I was mad to, to called toxic and you forgot a Special day Mister! 💚💚 I really love that you have so much humor! I don't understand why people ask if they Partner love they if they are something else 😂💚💚 Wish you a great day Mister Green 💚🌹
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 It was a looooooong way but now I laugh more about that [or get angry sometimes] but it doesn't hurt me anymore so much that I want to change myself 💚💚💚💚
Expired chocolate and a bargain bucket at kfc? Sorry, NO. I'm going to lock myself in the bedroom and go sleep in peace. I'm not being a gold-digger, I just don't like about 90% of the menu and I can buy my own chocolate. And good luck trying to do anything sexy, usually once I get back from a restaurant I am bloated and so sleepy from food coma, nothing is gonna happen.
Sounds so realistically my dear Green 💚💚 although I don't have experience in this. Your voice is also toxic in a good way.🥰 To be married with a man who has such a great voice? Sounds well 🪺🍯❣️. It's so interesting to imagine how you look like and in other VA's too. Go go poem King! Fighting 🛋️🩺📖📑🍀🙏🫂💞💚
Him: why do you feel the need to start drama all the time Me who is a younger sister: I'm the youngest one in my family it is sort of in our job description
Oh....oh boy....there was certainly a lot in this one. Fabulous job as always though. Stopped me dead in my tracks calling out the "Would you love me if I was a worm" bit. I dunno if it was a Vox reference or not but either way, made my heart skip lol. Just, really good vocal range in this one, nice work~ Also....unpopular opinion probably but....Shrek 2 is better than Shrek.
I wouldn't get mad if my husband or wife forgot our anniversary. I would just make sure they remember from then on. I would... punish them....if you get my drift. 😏
That last bit got my face red😳 but not gonna lie im also forgetful so um- my future bf or husband wont have to worry about me getting mad at them for that😅
Him: my humor is to advanced for you Me: no it is not it's just guys usually have dark or whacky humor where as ladies tend to have more intimate humor
Dear legion of the haunted home you are demon lord I know you are I know you are evil against of the mire world for less every night if you want me then cuddle me❤🎉
I know you are watching a movie or tv show I believe that's you have demons of your pass I know you are legion is your name right I did watch dark exersiem blackwater velly
“I’m watching Shrek. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT THATS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHREK?” Best line ever. Man has his priorities straight 😂
I mean TO BE FR nothing is better than shrek UuU
Am I the only one that was miffed at being called toxic😂😂😂 like bro
Dude never even apologized, like, why does he think he’s gonna get anything
One more wrong move tonight & he's locked in the closet eating stale chocolate for dinner. 😂
I was like how did we just skim over him calling us toxic?? That would have got brought back up so fast while I asked if our anniversary was the same day we were gonna ask for divorce papers before he figured it out lmaoooo
@@kaylabastian6710 same sister same.
bro fr i was flabbergasted
When ur husband tells you everything he hates about you on your anniversary 😝
"This is toxic.
You are toxic"
Uy mi amor, en un caso hipotético de que esta situación me pasara a mí, hubiera tenido un final muchísimo peor 🤠
Muchas gracias por el audio💚
Oh dear 😆
Well it's good to see you don't take sh*t from anybody😉
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 es lo mejor que se puede hacer😉
Yo estaba a punto de explotar, sólo no lo hice porque es la una y media y toda mi familia está dormida
Wifey: “What kind of a knight are you?”
Green: “One of a kind.”
😏😏😏
🤭
“ this is toxic. YOU are toxic. “ a while later “ oh my sweetie ur so sweet i have a big kiss for u Mwa mwa hug hug “ I see who u are…u are my enemy…u are my enemy….
When shrek started playing i couldn't stop laughing
Same 😂😂😂
I was balling my eyes out to music then I saw this and was like “OHHH green made a anniversary video” thinking the video wouldn’t be bad. I’m now sobbing on the floor and it is currently 12:52 am, love you green
**Me being forgetful all the time** “It’s okay my guy, I’m forgetful too, there a time in life where you forget”
How understanding 😆💚
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Yeah I’m forgetful too so no need to worry
K no this is not how this plays out. Wtf?! We've been busting our ass at work making sure we have enough time for things we need to do leading up to the anniversary celebration and that's what we get? Being called toxic and told that we're a killjoy because we're trying to be responsible? Hell to the no with the sudden cutesy attitude and lying about the anniversary gift. That was shitty I would have just preferred the honest 'I forgot' to the shallow lie. Either he get out or we get out and spend the night at a hotel somewhere. Bring friends in and have a night to just be alone. If hubby has such a hard time being around us maybe being separated during anniversary is best. 😂
*Him, forgets anniversary*
"YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO ARATAKI 'THE ONE AND ONI' ITTO, HE WILL RAP FOR ME"
sorry Green, but you've been replaced by a himbo demon.
Green will return in the next video
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 all out itto and green war? I would honestly love to see that.
"You're toxic" thats what a toxic Person would say ngl
Tru tru
The electron joke made me giggle so much at 1:16 😭 I love science jokes, they're always so bad that it makes them funny
I love Shrek ! 😊 At the beginning of the video, I was scared. 😯 Because, I didn't know you can get angry like that. But, when it got closer to the end it was very sweet and adorable ! 🥰
🙈
Green! He made me so mad! And then redeemed himself with the ‘ripping off the dress’ bit. Another top notch audio ❤
You seem to be a fogiving person 🤭
And thank you sm 💚💚
Green I may forgive but I won’t forget 😉
This is so funny with the shrek movie. Loved it.
4:15 this shit got me crying laughing 😂
I loved the audio BTW it was a chef kiss as always
Thank you 😁
we went from sugar daddies to forgetting anniversarys
what's next?😂😂😂😂
Variety is the spice of life! 😁
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 lollll but that's true tho😮😮😮
how are your videos always perfect timing 😭😭
Fr
I could say your timing is perfect ;)
Him: i won't take this kind of abuse from anyone not even you
Me: it's not abuse it's me being upset and grumpy
This is perfect!!! Now I want to watch Shrek right now!!! 😭 You’re video are amazing!!! ☺️
Love your audio!!!
Thank you 💚💚💚💚
Nah bro I wouldn’t talk to him for a week 😡😡, who can forget a date that is so important 😤😤😤
But like always good vid Green!❤
The coincidence that Green is watching Shrek and I literally just got a new wallet with Shrek designs on it yesterday-
It has Donkey and the Swamp on one side, and Shrek n Fiona in their Onion Carriage on the other
You can flex it wherever you go 😎
I would feel gutted, empty inside after the backhanded "here chocolate, yeah i know i buy them in mass for events i forget to make people think i didnt forget" after being called toxic... ☣️ *TOXIC* ☣️. I was writing down notes on what made him upset as if the situation carried outside the video like "im sorry ofc ill shower at a different time babe so you can have more hot water i didnt know-" gad damn immersive
Green watches the Green man- Shrek! This has no business being this funny rofl! Gosh, I love this :D
The title: [make up]
Me who read make out: 👁️👄👁️
🤭
I hate him. I hate this character. He messed up, called us toxic for being upset with him, implied our anniversary wasn't important then when he realized his mistake he couldn't even give a proper apology without sounding condescending.
Edit: and he had the nerve to call us expressing our emotions, "abuse"
Dude this is a work of art!I love it :)
Thank you 💚😊
WAKE UP PEOPLE
GREEN POSTED
I LOVE YOU SM GREEN TY FOR THIS💚💚
IM UP 🫠
🥰💚
Eating together in KFC is actually so comfy for me😌 Lots of memories... And now its closed in our country 😭 What kind of "toxic" is that? 😕
The audio was great✍️ Thank you for the work and take care❤️
KFC is closed??? Why???
And thank u sm 🥰
Of course, this is a best audio❤😊
And of course I am going to give you a hear of appreciation 💚
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 🫶
love your audios as usual green! i love drama! 🥰😍🥰😍💚💚💚
Thank you !!! 💚💚💚
Hell no your sleeping on the couch tonight
Fair enough 😆
Omg 😘
Honestly, I've been having a bad week, and this really helps:D so thank you.
I hope i at least enjoy ur weekend 💚💚
Aw, thank you!! It seems a lot better! You enjoy your weekend too! xx
I LAUGH SO HARD WTH THE BEGINING😹😹😹 Clock is 5am is so hilsrious
I don’t care if he forgot about our anniversary anymore
Shrek if DEFINITELY more important
Ummm
..if anything could be considered perfect this is ittttt...❤.
The Shrek ...movie has a level 😂✌️
How romantic 🥵🤭
Why did I instantly recognize Shrek
I love this but I was mad to, to called toxic and you forgot a Special day Mister! 💚💚
I really love that you have so much humor! I don't understand why people ask if they Partner love they if they are something else 😂💚💚
Wish you a great day Mister Green 💚🌹
Thank you Miyu!!!! Good to know you dont take sh*t from anyone 💚💚
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 It was a looooooong way but now I laugh more about that [or get angry sometimes] but it doesn't hurt me anymore so much that I want to change myself 💚💚💚💚
Love it
Keep up the amazing audio green
Thank you sm 💚💚
Green: “Tada chocolate! All yours!”
Me: who Dosent like chocolate and who is lactose intolerant 😐🫤
I've really ruined the day, havent I 😅
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nah *drinks and dies in love*
He is so real for saying kfc lol
😢 omg my husband should take me to a dinner not a exspired candy bar
Ok i know its an angst vid but the shrek bit had me laughing and rolling 😂
XD
pls bro i always forget he has a british accent, and i'm always pleasantly surprised by it 😭🫶🏻
💚
Expired chocolate and a bargain bucket at kfc? Sorry, NO. I'm going to lock myself in the bedroom and go sleep in peace.
I'm not being a gold-digger, I just don't like about 90% of the menu and I can buy my own chocolate.
And good luck trying to do anything sexy, usually once I get back from a restaurant I am bloated and so sleepy from food coma, nothing is gonna happen.
Sounds so realistically my dear Green 💚💚 although I don't have experience in this.
Your voice is also toxic in a good way.🥰
To be married with a man who has such a great voice? Sounds well 🪺🍯❣️.
It's so interesting to imagine how you look like and in other VA's too. Go go poem King!
Fighting 🛋️🩺📖📑🍀🙏🫂💞💚
You sweet talker!! 🤭💚
Thank you xx
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 💚🫂💚🥀💚💤💚
im late but ur voice is so like gorgeous when u mad😭
Thank you!
I hope you dont deliberately make people mad just to hear it🤭
(Kidding ofc!)
Nothing. Nothing is more important than Shrek.
Great video as always💚💚💚
and btw you are a very good poem writer i must say😶😹😹
Thank you! Shakespear woukd be jeaous 😂
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 shakespeare who? 😂😂
He's not forgiven, he didn't even apologise properly just one sorry
My petty ass would've thrown the ring at him after he called me toxic and said "Oh, so I'm toxic? Alright then, we're done" 😅
Not him watching shrek-
Hey Green Super Excited For Another Video Of Yours!☺️💚
Glad to have you here 🥰
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Thank You Your To Kind🥰💖
Him: why do you feel the need to start drama all the time
Me who is a younger sister: I'm the youngest one in my family it is sort of in our job description
Thank you for this amazing videoo hehe
You're welcome xx
Omg this is perfect 😩❤
💚
"what can be more important than Shrek?" Nope he's got a point. That's a fair dinkum argument right there
i love this so much 🤩🥰😍
lmao i was so confused when shrek started playing i thought i was going crazy
Shrek is the real Daddy 🗿😂
Perfect and i loved as always too.❤
I just don't remember the scene from Shrek, was the first one?? 😅
It is the 1st one! This bit was a meme XD
I cannot compete with Shrek 😢💔
Awww ofc u can!!!
Hiii green Im at work right now but you posted so I'm listening to this while working
I hope I dont distract you from work :)
Well heloo honey🍯 how's my green 🟢 king 👑 ? I see you are in the mood for some angst witch is tots ok 🫂 and I am here to support you through it
Hello again!!! 🥰
Oh....oh boy....there was certainly a lot in this one. Fabulous job as always though. Stopped me dead in my tracks calling out the "Would you love me if I was a worm" bit. I dunno if it was a Vox reference or not but either way, made my heart skip lol. Just, really good vocal range in this one, nice work~
Also....unpopular opinion probably but....Shrek 2 is better than Shrek.
Yeah, me too on the 🪱 Vox thing... 😅
Ive seen the worm bit in a few memes 😂
Thank you!!!
And i 100% agree, Shrek 2 is much better imo 😁
Amazing One Mr. Green 💚 It
Thank you 💚 😊
SORRY I'M LATEE 🙏 LOVE THIS 💚
💚💚
Honestly I would have been happy just watching Shrek together 🤭
you and me both XD
I wouldn't get mad if my husband or wife forgot our anniversary. I would just make sure they remember from then on. I would... punish them....if you get my drift. 😏
Oh dear 🤭😏
*coughs aggressively*
That last bit got my face red😳 but not gonna lie im also forgetful so um- my future bf or husband wont have to worry about me getting mad at them for that😅
NO BC MY BLUETOOTH CONNECTED TO ANOTHER DEVICE WHEN I WAS LISTENING ☠️
it was my moms boyfriends headphone lmao 😭
One of my biggest fears in life 😭
Someone calling me toxic is my biggest fear
Him: my humor is to advanced for you
Me: no it is not it's just guys usually have dark or whacky humor where as ladies tend to have more intimate humor
Him: why does everything have to be negotiation with you
Me: (whining) it is not
😂Green! Sharing a KFC bargain bucket?? Count me in for sure!🤣🤟💕
😆
BOOP
Green start a boop chain
Boop
Boop
Boop:3
How I am toxic I am a sweet person..
Idea for part 3 of human x neko: Tonight there will be THUNDER!!!!!! And the neko is scared Of thunder.
Bro it's the fact that I actually understand the joke,.
💖💖💖
💚💚💚💚💚💚
SHREK!!! 😂
Nah cuz I would play victim and turn it against you and I can cry on command so that double kill I'm a very experienced victim player 💀✨
The way that your voice is perfect it makes me cry 😭 love you bitch 🌚💗 marry me 🛐
💍🤭
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 omgggggggg 😭🖤🫂 yes yes yes
Bro I want a divorce
Danm how did I get man like that like that fuc-
But- what do you mean you wouldn't love me if i was a worm😟
That is so toxic comming from you😔
poetic rizz 😌🫣
never forget our anniversary ever again, okay? 😤
Ok 🤭
yessss🎉🎉
Im Hereeee
Welcome :)
NOOO IM NOT EARLY NO MORE 😭😭😭
Early enough for a heart 💚
I'm not toxic I'm just a little guy I swear :c
❤❤
💚💚
first, shrek is more fun in spanish
Dear legion of the haunted home you are demon lord I know you are I know you are evil against of the mire world for less every night if you want me then cuddle me❤🎉
I know you are watching a movie or tv show I believe that's you have demons of your pass I know you are legion is your name right I did watch dark exersiem blackwater velly
Roses are red violets are blue
Today
I am breaking up with you😍❤️
Beautiful 🥲
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I love you & ur videos ❤️
@@angelhaali Thank you so much 🥰🥰🥰💚
Lmao 😂😂😂
And school high cat birds movies pizzy two birds from money have face. Two three made joke pregent have joke
First 😊
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