Husband Forgets Your Anniversary [Arguing] [Make up] [M4A] ASMR Roleplay

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  • @sweetchallenger4693
    @sweetchallenger4693 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    “I’m watching Shrek. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT THATS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SHREK?” Best line ever. Man has his priorities straight 😂

    • @Angel_Dust110
      @Angel_Dust110 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean TO BE FR nothing is better than shrek UuU

  • @reneedunbar9219
    @reneedunbar9219 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Am I the only one that was miffed at being called toxic😂😂😂 like bro

    • @lynne7460
      @lynne7460 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Dude never even apologized, like, why does he think he’s gonna get anything

    • @grey_roses
      @grey_roses ปีที่แล้ว +25

      One more wrong move tonight & he's locked in the closet eating stale chocolate for dinner. 😂

    • @kaylabastian6710
      @kaylabastian6710 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I was like how did we just skim over him calling us toxic?? That would have got brought back up so fast while I asked if our anniversary was the same day we were gonna ask for divorce papers before he figured it out lmaoooo

    • @reneedunbar9219
      @reneedunbar9219 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kaylabastian6710 same sister same.

    • @thebreadster._.
      @thebreadster._. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bro fr i was flabbergasted

  • @seggsy_person6958
    @seggsy_person6958 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    When ur husband tells you everything he hates about you on your anniversary 😝

  • @salwiwiyoussef
    @salwiwiyoussef ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "This is toxic.
    You are toxic"
    Uy mi amor, en un caso hipotético de que esta situación me pasara a mí, hubiera tenido un final muchísimo peor 🤠
    Muchas gracias por el audio💚

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh dear 😆
      Well it's good to see you don't take sh*t from anybody😉

    • @salwiwiyoussef
      @salwiwiyoussef ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 es lo mejor que se puede hacer😉

    • @applepie830
      @applepie830 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yo estaba a punto de explotar, sólo no lo hice porque es la una y media y toda mi familia está dormida

  • @SassyViscountess
    @SassyViscountess ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Wifey: “What kind of a knight are you?”
    Green: “One of a kind.”
    😏😏😏

  • @Doughnutcream1
    @Doughnutcream1 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “ this is toxic. YOU are toxic. “ a while later “ oh my sweetie ur so sweet i have a big kiss for u Mwa mwa hug hug “ I see who u are…u are my enemy…u are my enemy….

  • @ayvawitt7083
    @ayvawitt7083 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When shrek started playing i couldn't stop laughing

  • @Nad9O25
    @Nad9O25 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was balling my eyes out to music then I saw this and was like “OHHH green made a anniversary video” thinking the video wouldn’t be bad. I’m now sobbing on the floor and it is currently 12:52 am, love you green

  • @Tanjiro_kamado_21
    @Tanjiro_kamado_21 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    **Me being forgetful all the time** “It’s okay my guy, I’m forgetful too, there a time in life where you forget”

  • @ashleygarner3632
    @ashleygarner3632 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    K no this is not how this plays out. Wtf?! We've been busting our ass at work making sure we have enough time for things we need to do leading up to the anniversary celebration and that's what we get? Being called toxic and told that we're a killjoy because we're trying to be responsible? Hell to the no with the sudden cutesy attitude and lying about the anniversary gift. That was shitty I would have just preferred the honest 'I forgot' to the shallow lie. Either he get out or we get out and spend the night at a hotel somewhere. Bring friends in and have a night to just be alone. If hubby has such a hard time being around us maybe being separated during anniversary is best. 😂

  • @madz_0-ky9nx
    @madz_0-ky9nx ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *Him, forgets anniversary*
    "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO ARATAKI 'THE ONE AND ONI' ITTO, HE WILL RAP FOR ME"
    sorry Green, but you've been replaced by a himbo demon.

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Green will return in the next video

    • @madz_0-ky9nx
      @madz_0-ky9nx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 all out itto and green war? I would honestly love to see that.

  • @you.are.not.the.smartest
    @you.are.not.the.smartest ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You're toxic" thats what a toxic Person would say ngl

  • @yoshistars
    @yoshistars ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The electron joke made me giggle so much at 1:16 😭 I love science jokes, they're always so bad that it makes them funny

  • @oneuniquequeen21
    @oneuniquequeen21 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love Shrek ! 😊 At the beginning of the video, I was scared. 😯 Because, I didn't know you can get angry like that. But, when it got closer to the end it was very sweet and adorable ! 🥰

  • @paulas27
    @paulas27 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Green! He made me so mad! And then redeemed himself with the ‘ripping off the dress’ bit. Another top notch audio ❤

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You seem to be a fogiving person 🤭
      And thank you sm 💚💚

    • @paulas27
      @paulas27 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Green I may forgive but I won’t forget 😉

  • @jahsanettepaul-kiwi2330
    @jahsanettepaul-kiwi2330 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is so funny with the shrek movie. Loved it.

  • @ADiADI-tv5wi
    @ADiADI-tv5wi ปีที่แล้ว +19

    ‏‪4:15‬‏ this shit got me crying laughing 😂
    I loved the audio BTW it was a chef kiss as always

  • @Killua_simp4
    @Killua_simp4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    we went from sugar daddies to forgetting anniversarys
    what's next?😂😂😂😂

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Variety is the spice of life! 😁

    • @Killua_simp4
      @Killua_simp4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 lollll but that's true tho😮😮😮

  • @cafetzu
    @cafetzu ปีที่แล้ว +23

    how are your videos always perfect timing 😭😭

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Him: i won't take this kind of abuse from anyone not even you
    Me: it's not abuse it's me being upset and grumpy

  • @Mjim2322
    @Mjim2322 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is perfect!!! Now I want to watch Shrek right now!!! 😭 You’re video are amazing!!! ☺️
    Love your audio!!!

  • @urfavDannii
    @urfavDannii ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nah bro I wouldn’t talk to him for a week 😡😡, who can forget a date that is so important 😤😤😤
    But like always good vid Green!❤

  • @Z_Axolotl2442
    @Z_Axolotl2442 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The coincidence that Green is watching Shrek and I literally just got a new wallet with Shrek designs on it yesterday-
    It has Donkey and the Swamp on one side, and Shrek n Fiona in their Onion Carriage on the other

  • @TheNightOfFate
    @TheNightOfFate 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would feel gutted, empty inside after the backhanded "here chocolate, yeah i know i buy them in mass for events i forget to make people think i didnt forget" after being called toxic... ☣️ *TOXIC* ☣️. I was writing down notes on what made him upset as if the situation carried outside the video like "im sorry ofc ill shower at a different time babe so you can have more hot water i didnt know-" gad damn immersive

  • @yeriberry2890
    @yeriberry2890 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Green watches the Green man- Shrek! This has no business being this funny rofl! Gosh, I love this :D

  • @hana_blu3
    @hana_blu3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The title: [make up]
    Me who read make out: 👁️👄👁️

  • @_NotChrissy
    @_NotChrissy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hate him. I hate this character. He messed up, called us toxic for being upset with him, implied our anniversary wasn't important then when he realized his mistake he couldn't even give a proper apology without sounding condescending.
    Edit: and he had the nerve to call us expressing our emotions, "abuse"

  • @0NV3NUS
    @0NV3NUS ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude this is a work of art!I love it :)

  • @Ash0822
    @Ash0822 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WAKE UP PEOPLE
    GREEN POSTED
    I LOVE YOU SM GREEN TY FOR THIS💚💚

  • @stressedowl
    @stressedowl ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Eating together in KFC is actually so comfy for me😌 Lots of memories... And now its closed in our country 😭 What kind of "toxic" is that? 😕
    The audio was great✍️ Thank you for the work and take care❤️

  • @kayls-elenagabriela_
    @kayls-elenagabriela_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Of course, this is a best audio❤😊

  • @hitoshiclem4015
    @hitoshiclem4015 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    love your audios as usual green! i love drama! 🥰😍🥰😍💚💚💚

  • @corrinem9908
    @corrinem9908 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hell no your sleeping on the couch tonight

  • @xLixtheBookTopianx
    @xLixtheBookTopianx ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly, I've been having a bad week, and this really helps:D so thank you.

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope i at least enjoy ur weekend 💚💚

    • @xLixtheBookTopianx
      @xLixtheBookTopianx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aw, thank you!! It seems a lot better! You enjoy your weekend too! xx

  • @periodsaatana4306
    @periodsaatana4306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LAUGH SO HARD WTH THE BEGINING😹😹😹 Clock is 5am is so hilsrious

  • @Emmaria-7272
    @Emmaria-7272 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t care if he forgot about our anniversary anymore
    Shrek if DEFINITELY more important

  • @bejustyou-00-
    @bejustyou-00- ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ummm
    ..if anything could be considered perfect this is ittttt...❤.
    The Shrek ...movie has a level 😂✌️

  • @T1mburtonfan
    @T1mburtonfan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why did I instantly recognize Shrek

  • @little.Kitten16
    @little.Kitten16 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this but I was mad to, to called toxic and you forgot a Special day Mister! 💚💚
    I really love that you have so much humor! I don't understand why people ask if they Partner love they if they are something else 😂💚💚
    Wish you a great day Mister Green 💚🌹

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you Miyu!!!! Good to know you dont take sh*t from anyone 💚💚

    • @little.Kitten16
      @little.Kitten16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 It was a looooooong way but now I laugh more about that [or get angry sometimes] but it doesn't hurt me anymore so much that I want to change myself 💚💚💚💚

  • @eleve309
    @eleve309 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love it
    Keep up the amazing audio green

  • @books9686
    @books9686 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Green: “Tada chocolate! All yours!”
    Me: who Dosent like chocolate and who is lactose intolerant 😐🫤

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've really ruined the day, havent I 😅

    • @NOTa_fish
      @NOTa_fish ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nah *drinks and dies in love*

  • @irypoutasi5604
    @irypoutasi5604 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is so real for saying kfc lol

  • @corrinem9908
    @corrinem9908 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😢 omg my husband should take me to a dinner not a exspired candy bar

  • @felixx0265
    @felixx0265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok i know its an angst vid but the shrek bit had me laughing and rolling 😂

  • @J3SSMAXX1NG
    @J3SSMAXX1NG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pls bro i always forget he has a british accent, and i'm always pleasantly surprised by it 😭🫶🏻

  • @linoonehat1392
    @linoonehat1392 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Expired chocolate and a bargain bucket at kfc? Sorry, NO. I'm going to lock myself in the bedroom and go sleep in peace.
    I'm not being a gold-digger, I just don't like about 90% of the menu and I can buy my own chocolate.
    And good luck trying to do anything sexy, usually once I get back from a restaurant I am bloated and so sleepy from food coma, nothing is gonna happen.

  • @ildikoboglarkanemeth8616
    @ildikoboglarkanemeth8616 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sounds so realistically my dear Green 💚💚 although I don't have experience in this.
    Your voice is also toxic in a good way.🥰
    To be married with a man who has such a great voice? Sounds well 🪺🍯❣️.
    It's so interesting to imagine how you look like and in other VA's too. Go go poem King!
    Fighting 🛋️🩺📖📑🍀🙏🫂💞💚

  • @dollwiee
    @dollwiee ปีที่แล้ว +3

    im late but ur voice is so like gorgeous when u mad😭

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!
      I hope you dont deliberately make people mad just to hear it🤭
      (Kidding ofc!)

  • @puertoricangirl2810
    @puertoricangirl2810 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing. Nothing is more important than Shrek.

  • @rebekkacristine8784
    @rebekkacristine8784 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video as always💚💚💚
    and btw you are a very good poem writer i must say😶😹😹

  • @Terrorkobolt
    @Terrorkobolt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's not forgiven, he didn't even apologise properly just one sorry

  • @AriaaaHazbinnn
    @AriaaaHazbinnn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My petty ass would've thrown the ring at him after he called me toxic and said "Oh, so I'm toxic? Alright then, we're done" 😅

  • @Oliredwd9cm
    @Oliredwd9cm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not him watching shrek-

  • @HazelTheAnimeCat33
    @HazelTheAnimeCat33 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Green Super Excited For Another Video Of Yours!☺️💚

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him: why do you feel the need to start drama all the time
    Me who is a younger sister: I'm the youngest one in my family it is sort of in our job description

  • @jmenujisemisa3055
    @jmenujisemisa3055 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for this amazing videoo hehe

  • @Kingkyyyyy
    @Kingkyyyyy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg this is perfect 😩❤

  • @LauraEM1997
    @LauraEM1997 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "what can be more important than Shrek?" Nope he's got a point. That's a fair dinkum argument right there

  • @zaryathomas6578
    @zaryathomas6578 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love this so much 🤩🥰😍

  • @thebreadster._.
    @thebreadster._. ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao i was so confused when shrek started playing i thought i was going crazy

  • @madelynn_ryder
    @madelynn_ryder 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Shrek is the real Daddy 🗿😂

  • @robertamattos1688
    @robertamattos1688 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Perfect and i loved as always too.❤
    I just don't remember the scene from Shrek, was the first one?? 😅

  • @babypearl
    @babypearl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cannot compete with Shrek 😢💔

  • @koryishereunbothered
    @koryishereunbothered ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hiii green Im at work right now but you posted so I'm listening to this while working

  • @dolfinlovermylo17
    @dolfinlovermylo17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well heloo honey🍯 how's my green 🟢 king 👑 ? I see you are in the mood for some angst witch is tots ok 🫂 and I am here to support you through it

  • @shadowmist92
    @shadowmist92 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh....oh boy....there was certainly a lot in this one. Fabulous job as always though. Stopped me dead in my tracks calling out the "Would you love me if I was a worm" bit. I dunno if it was a Vox reference or not but either way, made my heart skip lol. Just, really good vocal range in this one, nice work~
    Also....unpopular opinion probably but....Shrek 2 is better than Shrek.

    • @grey_roses
      @grey_roses ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, me too on the 🪱 Vox thing... 😅

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ive seen the worm bit in a few memes 😂
      Thank you!!!
      And i 100% agree, Shrek 2 is much better imo 😁

  • @reenraj1863
    @reenraj1863 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing One Mr. Green 💚 It

  • @_Felixx__
    @_Felixx__ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SORRY I'M LATEE 🙏 LOVE THIS 💚

  • @cynthias8067
    @cynthias8067 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly I would have been happy just watching Shrek together 🤭

  • @taurusrising1927
    @taurusrising1927 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wouldn't get mad if my husband or wife forgot our anniversary. I would just make sure they remember from then on. I would... punish them....if you get my drift. 😏

  • @crystalxnightmarecrystal
    @crystalxnightmarecrystal ปีที่แล้ว

    That last bit got my face red😳 but not gonna lie im also forgetful so um- my future bf or husband wont have to worry about me getting mad at them for that😅

  • @YourBkay.w.kisses
    @YourBkay.w.kisses ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NO BC MY BLUETOOTH CONNECTED TO ANOTHER DEVICE WHEN I WAS LISTENING ☠️
    it was my moms boyfriends headphone lmao 😭

  • @Terrorkobolt
    @Terrorkobolt ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone calling me toxic is my biggest fear

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him: my humor is to advanced for you
    Me: no it is not it's just guys usually have dark or whacky humor where as ladies tend to have more intimate humor

  • @alyssavaught6993
    @alyssavaught6993 ปีที่แล้ว

    Him: why does everything have to be negotiation with you
    Me: (whining) it is not

  • @brendadenmon2309
    @brendadenmon2309 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂Green! Sharing a KFC bargain bucket?? Count me in for sure!🤣🤟💕

  • @gibhuggiesnow1361
    @gibhuggiesnow1361 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BOOP
    Green start a boop chain

  • @vetta1639
    @vetta1639 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How I am toxic I am a sweet person..

  • @audreylefebvre1884
    @audreylefebvre1884 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea for part 3 of human x neko: Tonight there will be THUNDER!!!!!! And the neko is scared Of thunder.

  • @sithabilencube7714
    @sithabilencube7714 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro it's the fact that I actually understand the joke,.

  • @readabout4787
    @readabout4787 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    💖💖💖

  • @reverietales7565
    @reverietales7565 ปีที่แล้ว

    SHREK!!! 😂

  • @ninny9617
    @ninny9617 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nah cuz I would play victim and turn it against you and I can cry on command so that double kill I'm a very experienced victim player 💀✨

  • @Zahraa.kourani
    @Zahraa.kourani ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way that your voice is perfect it makes me cry 😭 love you bitch 🌚💗 marry me 🛐

  • @Lambsacrifice
    @Lambsacrifice ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro I want a divorce

  • @user-jp2mm9zy6g
    @user-jp2mm9zy6g ปีที่แล้ว

    Danm how did I get man like that like that fuc-

  • @ashlyta1668
    @ashlyta1668 ปีที่แล้ว

    But- what do you mean you wouldn't love me if i was a worm😟

    • @ashlyta1668
      @ashlyta1668 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is so toxic comming from you😔

  • @kirxina
    @kirxina ปีที่แล้ว +1

    poetic rizz 😌🫣
    never forget our anniversary ever again, okay? 😤

  • @yoka7272
    @yoka7272 ปีที่แล้ว

    yessss🎉🎉

  • @hayamirin6795
    @hayamirin6795 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im Hereeee

  • @madebyisabellarosa
    @madebyisabellarosa ปีที่แล้ว

    NOOO IM NOT EARLY NO MORE 😭😭😭

  • @TH3B1GCH33S3
    @TH3B1GCH33S3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not toxic I'm just a little guy I swear :c

  • @fyoumahbaba2384
    @fyoumahbaba2384 ปีที่แล้ว

    ❤❤

  • @lux_fer0307
    @lux_fer0307 ปีที่แล้ว

    first, shrek is more fun in spanish

  • @TaylorSybert
    @TaylorSybert 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dear legion of the haunted home you are demon lord I know you are I know you are evil against of the mire world for less every night if you want me then cuddle me❤🎉

  • @TaylorSybert
    @TaylorSybert 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know you are watching a movie or tv show I believe that's you have demons of your pass I know you are legion is your name right I did watch dark exersiem blackwater velly

  • @angelhaali
    @angelhaali ปีที่แล้ว

    Roses are red violets are blue
    Today
    I am breaking up with you😍❤️

  • @georginaarmstrong6381
    @georginaarmstrong6381 ปีที่แล้ว

    And school high cat birds movies pizzy two birds from money have face. Two three made joke pregent have joke

  • @Jelly_JellyXD
    @Jelly_JellyXD ปีที่แล้ว

    First 😊

  • @cafetzu
    @cafetzu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FIRST