6:06 Says Luigi sucks 4:50 Luigi beats poof 7:54 Poof Flattens Luigi 8:05 Luigi blasted poof to the wall 8:19 Poof snipes Luigi 12:59 Luigi flattens poof
I’ll never forget the day my brother accidentally restarted the wii and all its memory. We lost all our progress on all of our games. And being a 2nd grader who can’t play for shit, this was devastating, for I knew I would never get all the progress back. Mario kart, donkey Kong returns, wii sports, super Mario bro’s, LEGO Batman, lego Star Wars the complete saga, all of it. I literally cried for hours I never got back to rainbow road
Hey poof if you weren’t already aware, flicking your wii remote with each “pow” when someone gets that power up lets you bounce in the air and avoid spinning out, also flicking the remote at the peak of a ramp gives you a small boost
Poof: "okay this requires ultimate focus" Also Poof: *Drives off a fucking cliff into a pit of lava without even coming close to making the correct turn*
Already so one day a toad walked into a bar. The bar tender said “there’s two paths pick carefully!” Toad walks up to the two paths stares at them for a couple of seconds. He then starts sprinting to *the rock in between them*
bet you will never guess what place i get on rainbow road
1st
Poofesure 12th
Poofesure last place
noice
oof
“frickin yoshi already fell off.”
*falls off the road less than 1 second later*
Ralph clone/poof: Ha, that Ralph/poof was stupid.
Instantly crashes
@@adammorrison7104 Isn't his name Kienan?
@@Kettterer I think so, why?
Anon ymous I thought that you called him Ralph.
@@Kettterer I was referring to the idea he resembles Ralph from the simpsons. As if Ralph and poof said and did the same thing
I love how he always blames the character that he is playing
BEEF BOSS!!!!!
Can you blame him here? Luigi, Baby Mario & Diddy Kong screwed him over quite a few times.
Some Internet Guy I think they meant when he blames Toad or Beef Boss??
One of the boys true but it’s the most funny thing
Buffalo ...then don’t pick toad?
“STOOOOP BABY MARIO YOUR HARASSING ME!!!” I’m CRYING
Sounds. Kinda sus buddy
@@dogeasy I can't escape it ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
You’re*
@@shadowfax2306 Who cares
Where does he say that ???
6:58 when tarzan broke his leg
Lol
Nah that’s courage the cowardly dog!
@@nicholasmorales24That’s what I was thinking. That scream sounds almost exactly like the one from the snowman episode.
- Uses Wiimote
- Uses Automatic
- Picks a lightweight character
- Picks an outside drift bike
Me: This is gonna hurt.
Julian Gushway he was on Manual, but I know!!! 😂😂😂 what a horrible selection
@@josephmaique8401 7:30
Why not use a GameCube controller?
Wii Wheel is actually amazing once you master it. It's just all the people whining making it look bad.
Some Internet Guy Imagine if they made a controller similar to the Wii for modern shooters
6:50 “This ultimate focus”
*Immediately drives willingly off road into lava*
I totally went searching for this comment
LMAOOO 💀
Sometimes i really get a feeling that he is a little bit disabled
Ima leave it on 420 likes
watch this: th-cam.com/video/FuX5_OWObA0/w-d-xo.html
and then this: th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
10:40
Had me dying all rest of the video
"Luigi, suck my fucking Squeegie!"
6:06 Says Luigi sucks
4:50 Luigi beats poof
7:54 Poof Flattens Luigi
8:05 Luigi blasted poof to the wall
8:19 Poof snipes Luigi
12:59 Luigi flattens poof
Luigi abuse
Luigi hates poof
i guess the hatred is mutual
I guess I found myself a competitor
@@luigi1732 Yep
6:49 "okay, this is ultimate focus right now" *immediately goes straight on a corner and falls*
That had me dead lmfao
Rye Oh Lou Same
3:12 Not only does he play as Toad in most games and have a Toad Wii remote with motion plus inside, but he’s also starting to sound like Toad-
Toadsure
19:21
JAD // Jeevan & Arjan Dhanota actually he sounded more like Blue from “Blues Clues”
Actually 3:12 makes more sense than any of the other suggestions
@@JADhanota that sounds like yoshi
Me: Trying to sleep
The car outside at 2:00 in the morning: 4:52
The random turbocharged Honda Civic outside at 2AM
4:52
And now we have Poofesure doing an impression of a car starting it's engine up.
Playing on Rainbow Road was basically my childhood in a nutshell. We would go on that level so many times, and it never got boring
You.
I’ll never forget the day my brother accidentally restarted the wii and all its memory. We lost all our progress on all of our games. And being a 2nd grader who can’t play for shit, this was devastating, for I knew I would never get all the progress back. Mario kart, donkey Kong returns, wii sports, super Mario bro’s, LEGO Batman, lego Star Wars the complete saga, all of it. I literally cried for hours
I never got back to rainbow road
Don't care at all!!!!!
@@themanwithnoname2183 bro ok
Zeytrixx so true though like wtf
6:50 "this is ultimate focus" *proceeds to beeline into lava*
Im deceased
Even the shell knew that was the wrong way
@GoreMadude me too... 💐
10:43
"GO TOAD GO!!!"
that actually killed me🍄
I've heard a lot of different names for wiggles, but "Willy the Fucking Caterpillar" is my favorite.
Poof: Plays Rainbow Road.
My Ears: No, you’re not ready for this.
Good meme Buddy
Faxxx
😐
Thenen the ears start ringing
as somebody who has modded the game and plays online at 200cc, this was painful to watch
This video should be titled: "Poofesure got Mariokarted for 20 minutes straight."
Yes
No. He doesn’t get Mario karted he just sucks major ass
Collat Your point? He still gets major views, being good at Mario Kart isn’t that serious lol
@@blackdream4470 But he does suck
Green Hornet Your point? He still sucks ass
It’s entertaining, but he’s about the worst Mario kart player I’ve seen apart from my cousin who’s 8
This game was my literal childhood. Getting gold on every square on the license was my biggest achievement back then
Literally the purpose of my life when I was younger
Same
Same here to my family and I would play this all the time
17:45 I like how what he's saying kind of goes with the opening fanfare lol.
that honestly makes it so much funnier lol
underrated comment
Having played this game religiously over my childhood, it is so hard to watch him struggle through these courses
SAAAME its so unsatisfying to see him not know how to do the mid air tricks and stuff
Exactly hes fucking up shit most of us could do as children
Same feels lol, shit is cringy. 😂
Nothing new here, Poof has built his channel off of him sucking at video games and complaining about it.
I've been playing this since I was 3.
Poof: turns on ultimate focus
Also poof: drives right off the cliff
7:53 toad throwin it back 😳
Shake it shake it ohhh yeaaaa
Shake that thang boi 😏
Mm yes..... daddy.....
Oh shit.............
I couldn't stop laughing when he tried saving himself from a blue shell with a banana
alternate title: "poof sucks ass at mario kart wii for 20 minutes and 11 seconds"
Actually 12 seconds thank you very much
20 minutes and 12 seconds**
@@BlaydeIsCrazy stop
@@BlaydeIsCrazy being
@@BlaydeIsCrazy a
Is it just me, or does Poofesure sound like Toad when he screams and rages
He really does
when he does that high-pitched rage thing then yeah, he does
Embraces the character
Yes
it's because he has the toad wii remote with the wiimotion plus inside
3:47 I love this part, especially the “STOP I’M JUST TOAD” and “EVEN THE CATERPILLARS WANNA F ME” 😂
18:57 he just saved your life there boi
Poof: "This is ultimate focus-"
**procedes to fall into lava**
3:38
Poofesure: Minding his own business
Mario (In Italian accent):
*Let me help you out.*
🤣🤣🤣
I literally cried by laughing from this comment, this is the best... 😂❤
WHO'S THE LITTLE DINK SUCKER THAT FUNKIN' HIT ME RIGHT THERE?!
4:51 luigi turned around around after passing him up like "oh! did i do that?"
"Oh, did I pass you at the last second? I'm so sorry about that!"
9:16 that got me dying 🤣🤣🤣
SAME XD
"WHA- WHY DID WE GO VEERING TO THE LEFT?!"
Hey poof if you weren’t already aware, flicking your wii remote with each “pow” when someone gets that power up lets you bounce in the air and avoid spinning out, also flicking the remote at the peak of a ramp gives you a small boost
thanks Kentaro from Wii Sports
thanks Kentaro from Wii Sports
Thanks Kentaro from Wii Sports
Thanks Kentaro from Wii Sports
thanks Kentaro from Wii Sports
Covid-19: exists
Kids who spent 12 years of their life preparing to get into college: 13:08
😂😂😂
Me.
That sounds like me.........
So true
@Jake Danza I'm so freaking lucky I play a winter sport. I can't imagine being denied my senior season
6:48 “This is ultimate focus right now.”
I love how he doesnt know how to wheelie so at the last stretch he just yells "GO GOOOOOOOOOOO"
When someone uses “pow” power up, shake your remote violently and you will “dodge” the pow.
Noah Kern really? That’s how you avoided them? I thought it was just rng
Also he should flick the wii remote up when he is going in a strait line to perform a wheelie
Yeah. Whatever the button is for tricks, I think.
Yup. Spittin straight facts here
Yeah, also, I don’t know why he always uses the default bike. It sucks.
3:53 every time Poof goes out of the house
6:39 his voice goes up so high lol
Higher than Pikachu 🤣🤣🤣
can we get much higher (so hiiigh)
3:09 girls when the lights go out at school
HAHAHAHHAHDJKF
*boys
@@anonymous_idontreplylmaous72 nah
@@anonymous_idontreplylmaous72 nah
@@anonymous_idontreplylmaous72 nah it's always girls.
3:24 : *Insert Troy saying "BAM SHOCK DODGE"*
YES
“Every time I get in first I get blown” ...sounds like a good time to me🤷🏽♂️
It’s probably a toothy one, that’s why
Other people:Id like to get my dick succ
Me: *INFLATION*
Jesus that’s so funny 😂
We need that rainbow flag and earrape a split second of ymca song again
Sire this comment is stupid and I hate it
Imagine this dude trying to play custom tracks online
OH I CAN ALREADY SEE THE BROKEN TVS AND WII REMOTES!
I love how he even acts like toad when he’s playing
3:13 poofy man actually sounds like toad screaming in Mario kart 64
Lol thanks for the likes
N64 Toad’s voice was less distorted.
I can’t stop laughing at that 😭
when the drug store doesn’t actually sell narcotics:
2:02
😂😂😂
😂
As an European I was always confused by that shit
harry styles👁👄👁
Damien Dejanovski we call them mushrooms in Europe too.... actually the hallucinating mushrooms started in the Netherlands....
3:24 that's what you call a BAM SHOCK DODGE
Soon as it happend I came down looking for this comment
Never laughed so hard at someone playing mario kart in my life this is quality
3:24 the pros would call that one a BAM shock dodge
twd98 reference I see
Yessirrrr
Jessxe001 yup
Thank god someone made that reference.
Lubuzz Deawesome hes needs to get ctgp
Can we appreciate the fact that this man has actually Toad's voice?
Are you ready kids?
Aye aye captain.
I can't hear you.
Aye aye captain!
4:53
💀💀💀
3:25 all i could think was "BAM SHOCK DODGE"
Same
BAM! SHOCK DODGE
Bam shock dodge again, man I’M ON FIRE!!!
Indeed a Bam Shock Dodge moment
HEY TROOOOOY
Poof: "okay this requires ultimate focus"
Also Poof: *Drives off a fucking cliff into a pit of lava without even coming close to making the correct turn*
6:49
“Okay this is ultimate focus right here”
*drives straight off the edge of the track*
10:11 damn he got real mad LMAO! 💀
18:34 is when Poof most sounded like Toad; he should be the new voice actor for him
Kinda sounds like Yoshi tbh..
Instead Of Samantha Kelly Cause She’s A Girl
I mean maybe, if he could get out of the habit of saying "eat my fucking ass" every 25 seconds and referring to peach as "princess tits" XD
3:12
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The “special” cup is perfect for you.
Hexmonkey 2020 Hmm I see what you did there... He a lil bit *s p e c i a l*
He doesn't have a, b, c, d, e or f cup tits. He has special cups.
S o f u n n y
Haha yea
His wii remotes can confirm his uniqueness
12:23
You should have said
“Button it up, call it a day. First place on Maple Treeway”
It...ryhmes
@@651_dozen that was the whole point
Expectation: TWD98
Reality:
18:34 When Yoshi gets swatted for tax evasion:
Smg4 lmao
Lol
3:12 his toad character got to him.
16:34 Being in 1st place sounds pretty good to me
7:55 *Poofesure squishes Luigi*
12:59 *Luigi got his revenge*
3:25 It's weird seeing someone shock dodge without hearing "Bam! Shock Dodge"
Ikr
I wonder how he would react to CTGP.
Seriously, he should get it and Play with us.
Some Internet Guy agreed
Facts, next time we’re in his stream we need to tell him about CTGP and how his vehicle choices suck ass
"Hey guys, its Troy here"
“Eat a fucking electrical shock”
-Poof, 2020
Fnaf sister location
2:19
12:50 2rd to last in 10 seconds. Most rigged series of events in gaming history
securd
1th*
3st
I just realized that this guy sounds exactly like benson from Regular Show when he’s raging
"This is ultimate focus time"
*Drives straight off road into lava*
Here’s a tip
Start accelerating at 2 seconds to get your boost
Yeah I usually did it just as the 2 began to fade away from the screen
MarcTheCanadien ye
No its actually accelerate once on 3 and 2 then hold on 1
Still works in 8 Deluxe
11:52 "I got right in front of the frigging catipillar and hit princess tits with the frigging shell" hit me way more than it should've
3:24 is no-one going to mention the absolutely perfect shock-dodge?
Nobody:
Poof: *Mario kart EEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*_WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII_*
* WIIIIII not EEEEEEEE
Rhys Dittrich there literally was no joke in this
18:26 i'm just like how in tf do you fall here ?😂😂
I've been bumped off there online
3:40 when you get rear-ended while driving
Poof replicating Toad's scream at 3:12 made me fall onto the floor laughing hysterically.
17:58 “frickin yoshi already fell off” Rainbow road: I’m about to end this mans whole career
RR: “KEEP HIS NAME OUT YOUR F**KIN MOUTH!!”
10:06 Mom trying to pause the multiplayer game so I can set the table
6:14 Imagine if the bullet bill got confused and hit the rock and just stopped
''Luigi, suck my fucking squeege" - This were the legendary words from poofesure.
3:39 Poofesure is going to be really mad if he finds out it was Mario that did it
2 times he knocked him off.
Mario got revenge for the Princess being in another castle
@@supermariologanfan6546 lol
I thought it was Donkey Kong
Coming back to this, the second time King Boo actually knocked him off using a star.
3:25
Me: don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it-
Me: *BaM sHoCk DoDgE*
Hello my fellow twd98 fan
Greetings, fellow mkwii intellectuals
Didn't expect to find Troy fans here. Also, notice Maple Treeway was the course the infamous Bam, shock dodge! happened. Quite the coincidence.
Indeed
I thought this exact thing
16:39 Koopa Poopa 🤣
Ew
6:50
Poof: Ok, this is ultimate focus right n-
*drives off road*
If you've watched him enough, you know he's going to do ass and break a Toad Wii remote
You bet ya
Yes man😂😂😂😂
He has to be faking it. Mario Kart Wii was so easy
And waste $30
@@gabegramps7669 trust me he aint lol he showed himself breaking a wii remote over these types of games
4:53
Fast cars driving outside my house at 3 am in the morning when I'm trying to sleep
*pm 😂
Johantheking u sleeping at 3 in the afternoon? Quarantine really messing with your sleep schedule.
@@johantheking7874 Are you dumb?
Bruh
“I can’t screw up too bad this next race.”
Famous last words.
6:48 "okay, this is ULTIMATE focus right no-NOOOOOOOOOOITHOUGHDTAHHAHAHA"
Another example of famous last words.
Lol agree.
14:26 - Welp, you got Mario Karted. 😱😱😱
0:57 beef boss in the crowd
how did you even find that
Nicola Greene I don’t even know
How did u see that
Oh my god finally someone else sees it!!😂🙃👁👀🍔
@@YoylecakeJ 😌😑😜😔😝😑😜🧐😛😤😕😒😑😡🙂😛😏😑😝😑😠😋😡😔😝☺️😠😌🧐😠😔😌😑😡😐😉😔🤬🤪😒🤔😤🤬😟😬🙁😤🤨😬😒🤐🥺🤐🧐😒🧐🤫😒😡😟😰😒😰😒🤪😔🤔😶🙂🥳🙃🥳🙂🥰🙄
4:53 when you forget to shift with your manual transmission
BUUUUUHHHHH
why is this not top comment?
10:21 "Believe it or not, I haven't been tooing to well"
Who else remembers trying to get all gold medals and then the feeling of actually completing that task cuz I do and it was awesome
Me: *Sees title*
Also Me: *Closes Door and turns volume down*
"okay this is ultimate focus right now"
*proceeds to fall in lava*
18:05 well uh heres a fun lesson, that already happens and at a much faster pace .
At 5:42 I was waiting for a scream 😂
6:51 "This is major focus right now" not even a second later he falls into the lava
Already so one day a toad walked into a bar. The bar tender said “there’s two paths pick carefully!” Toad walks up to the two paths stares at them for a couple of seconds. He then starts sprinting to *the rock in between them*
why would a bartender say that
@@shane5456 Maybe one has a lot of drunkass punks and other one is the fancier bar
17:25 when alfalfa passed darla in the little rascals race
Nobody:
Poofesure: PriNceSs tlTs