EXTREME DARK GERMAN SATIRE LEGEND VOLKER PISPERS EXPOSES AMERICA'S SECURITY CRISIS!! (🇺🇸REACTS)
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The Theo Weigel Part...🤣🤣🤣
Im still laughing hahaha
Greatest Weigl-Diss ever!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fun Fact: Laughing actually is a sort of panic reaction from the body, which is why we can laugh about dark stuff in an uneasy way.
More like a coping mechanism. Dark humor especially is a way to deal with uncertainties or uncomfortable truth, making them manageable.
Das mit Theo Waigel war richtig lustig, noch lustiger war, das danach Werbung für ein Philips Rasierer kam.😂
Another funny Merkel story: everytime one of the ministers screwed up a thing and Merkel expressed her „complete confidence“ in that person … you knew that it was the death warrant. This minister was about to lose his job. It‘s like in „The Godfather“. 😅
She gave away Civil-Rights. That has led to being able to shut down Germany for two years. Many Basic-Rights are shelved and Germans seem not to care or give it a thought.
Up to now, noone died.
@@segka8536 They died politically.
@@JT-rb9wf Hast du hierfür Beispiele?
@@segka8536 for example Norbert Röttgen?
Schröder and Putin are best buddies. I’m sure both made a lot of money with each other help and they actually developed a strong friendship.
Schröders closenesses with Putin is seen pretty bad in German politics, especially within his old party the SPD. He was „forced“ to resign from a few different positions as chairman or whatever.
Fun fact, Schröder was the head of Gazprom for a while and still holds a chair in the Gazprom management I think.
My dog is my Buddy.
Schröder ist das beste für Deutschland. So jemanden bei Gazprom sitzen u haben, ist aus Deutscher und geostrategischer Sicht einfach nur genial.
Die einzigen, die das halt nicht wollen, sind die Guten Amis.
Wie sagte George Freedman:"Keep The Germans down, the russians out and the American in."
Das ist US Doktrin seit mehr als 100 Jahren.
Es muss verhindert werden, dass deutsche Technologie und russische Rohstoffe sich zu einer Macht vereinen.
hahaha. It's cute and amazing, that you're so surprised and excited about our German sarcasm. Sometimes I think, sarcasm is not popular among American comedians.
the country of freedom, filled with people talking about freedom of speech, loves censoring stuff like talking badly about powerful people - even as a joke - after all... even if its not forbidden by law, at least you'd get socially executed as a comedian for doing it in many cases. at least thats what it looks like to me
Extreme dark are the facts he is talking about and extreme sick is the fact, that everyone knows that he is not joking,
yet still laughing it away....
oh he is joking. The facts are still true, though. Thats not a contradiction, you know.
Theo Waigel...I can't stop laughing too!🤣🤣🤣🤣
:D Man, your reaction to Theo Waigel's eyebrows just made my evening! :D
that authentic 1st time theo weigel encounter tho :D thats my childhood lol.. german politicians from the 80ies n 90ies were just born to be perfect karricatures of themselves xD
Volker Pispers is a legend. His goal is never to leave his show with the feeling of being entertained, but being enlightened. To feel the pain of the weak people of our world. He wants to destroy your euphemism and kick you back into reality. After seeing him live I teared up about how cruel and greedy the world can be. And you can feel his anger about how things are going in every word. He just hides it behind some laughs. It is terryfying seeing yourself laugh and thinking at the same time: "I wish this was all made up. But this is the tough reality on our planet."
I've never seen you laughing like this - seems you "like" Weigel. xD Your laugh made my day. *_* thx bro!
Love it how you laugh so hard at Weigels eyebrows. 😂
Hi James, I really like your channel and absolutely appreciate your Volker Pispers reactions. Please carry on. Kind regards.😀
Man your loughing is more contagious than Corona :D
I was hyperventilating so badly :D
EDIT: 9:15 I think that joke aged VERY well. He was sarcastic about him being a democrat at all. Back then most of germany saw him as a democrat, but Volker told everyone back then that he's not.
The point is that germany and other democracies refused to grant Snowden (and Assange, but thats another topic) asylum, although he did us (and yourself, NSA tapped every phone, mail, etc. in the US) a big favour by showing how we are being spied upon. Assange published proof of warcrimes committed by the US that they should want to look into. And Im no russian troll, but in that regard the US government is merely better than russia.
The thing with Schröder is, he was not just friends with Putin. He came under extreme fire for not wanting to step down from his post at a Russian energy company after Putin's attack on Ukraine, nor for clearly distancing himself from Putin. Because of that he lost most his staff in Germany and the honorary citizenship of his home city Hanover. Some members of the SPD also wanted to kick him out of the party, but so far that didn't happen.
in the last extra3 episode I learned, that he DID distance himself from putin. by at least 400m!
He doesn't have to give a fuck about some SPD Apparatschiks anymore at this point.
Bruh laughing for five minutes straight about Theo Waigl's eyebrows! 🤣
These Waigel eyebrows was mind blowing for James :D :D :D
„Hol mir mal ne Flasche Bier, sonst streik ich hier und schreibe nicht weiter“ -Schröder
"... 'n ordentlichen Schluck!" 😛
Every German watching on their own private portable big brother and digital dictator smart phone:
"PrIvAcY Is ImPoRtAnT To Us!!!"
The problem is not necessarily that the data is being collected. The problem is who is collecting the data for what purpose and who they share it with.
_Of course_ a mobile phone provider has to know your location to be able to provide mobile phone service to you. That does not mean they have to store your location data, in fact EU privacy laws forbid them to (except for roaming charges).
The EU also has standardised the way the police and military intelligence can store your location data instead. This can even be beneficial, for example if you get lost while mountaineering or something.
But the data is not to be shared with _foreign_ police or military. As Jacob Applebaum said, surveillance has a real impact on people, as in: with rockets.
Meanwhile, the NSA has the PRISM programme, in which the companies themselves store all the data forever in case the NSA ever needs it. And with Obama that not only became legal retroactively, it became mandatory.
Which violates EU law, of course.
Meanwhile, people want to decide for themselves what they share about themselves with who. (But that is actually impossible. While under EU law you have legal recourse to sue whoever violates your privacy, you first have to know that it happened, and even then the cat is out of the bag by that time, and as the saying goes: Removing information from the internet is like fishing piss out of the swimming pool.)
@@davidwuhrer6704 Keiner der Endverbraucher hat Kontrolle oder wird je Kontrolle bekommen.
Es gibt nur entweder oder. Deshalb ist Echauffieren darüber vergeblich. Wir alle tauschen Privatsphäre für unsere Bequemlichkeit.
@@pst5345 Gegenbeweis: Richard Stallman.
In Germany it is worse if you are not mentioned in the satire. Because it means that you are insignificant and unimportant.
Harhar, You are so hilarious - when You begin laughing, I like that a Lot!
Theo Waigel is our Anthony Davis ! Regards from Germany
You know the Eagle from the Muppet Show? Theo waigel reloaded
Mr Weigels eye brows are so big, they have their own postal code.
TriGgEr WarNiNg 50% pure eyebrow shaming 😉😆
We were a bit accustomed to big eyebrows due to Leonid Brezhnev. ;-)
theo weigel could easily stick one of those afro-combs in his eyebrows
5:58 laughing, but due to the stuff he and his fellow politicans were doing, i guess the eyebrows were just a kind of distraction :D
Weigels eyebrows have got an own house number.
Schröder had some vacations to Moscow.
Exactly like you, Theo Weigel looks objectivly funny. It was great back in the day, so much fun...there were speculations of an eybrow comb.
09:12 - on the contrary. It aged like good whiskey cause it was irony to begin with.
Volker ist der Beschte!
Schöne Grüße ihr Lümmelinnen und Lümmel.
Theo "Die Braue" Waigel! 😂
His eyebrows have their own postcode
@James .. 6;30 no, the joke was: „if to punish people within the NSA, that one had to listen 3 weeks to Angela Merkels private phone“ … because it HURTS to listen, he leave out WHY … you can guess.
you should check out georg schramm!!
Schröder said that almost 20 years ago…
Are you really shocked to find irony and sarcasm in Pispers peace of art ? 😀
There was a saying about Waigel, that he would distract you with the rustling of his eyebrows while taking money out of your wallet.
Schröder didn't had a vacation to amsterdam to inhale some smoke but a vacation in Moscow to inhale some gas which renders Germany dependent on Russia. Media and a lot of people over here are looking forward to a very cold winter. Newspages and TV is full of tips how to save on energy or how to survive a winter without heating and energy and stuff.
The irony is that the dependence was from before, from the Cold War, and it was intentional to reassure the Soviets that Germany would not invade them this time.
And that Gazprom is still delivering the gas that it is paid for to deliver. The reason the gas prices skyrocketed was that the companies that bought the gas speculated with it on the spot market, short selling it. (The idea is to sell expensive, then buy back cheap, betting on the price to be falling to make a quick million.) They scaremongered about Russia not delivering anymore to inflate the price, so that part worked, they sold expensive, but then the price _didn't_ go down because, guess what: French nuclear power plants has to be taken offline because of the unusually warm weather and the electricity is now being substituted from gas turbines.
So now "freezing for peace" is the slogan to get the price for gas to go down again.
@@davidwuhrer6704 We all know the CIA killed Nordstream I+II via bombs
@@ravanpee1325 That won't help gas prices to go down either. But that's just fine for the largest exporter of fracking gas.
@@davidwuhrer6704 Cui bono? We lose our economy, the Russians lose their economy, Europe is fetched in NATO for the next conflict against China by the US. European economical competitors are shut down, because US gas prices are cheaper
@@ravanpee1325 Careful there: "Cui bono" is claimed to be a Russian propaganda tactic 🙂
That was the irony about anything Waigel. You ask how we could listen to his speaches? That is the genius! Even if he didn’t do it purposefully , he still used his eyebrows as leverage. Only if you didn’t watch, but only listened, you would realize some of the nonsense he said.
we germans dont need to go to amsterdamm to get high quality weeds though. that time has past 10 years ago
Theo Weigels eyebrows have there own zipcode...each XD
Here is another good german satire video (maybe slightly against USA^^'): th-cam.com/video/Ee6uq2p8eSs/w-d-xo.html
Theo always had a 😅comb in his manbrows
It's kind of baffling, that you, with military affiliation appear to have never heard the name Snowden
Naja, Frau Merkel was DDR Elite.... She was looking forward to a nice future over there too. She is CDU...
Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind, es ist das Pferd verkleidet als Rind.
7:25 Because she represented stabiltiy as well as stagnation. Her decisions weren´t universaly beloved here and the CDU was THE conservativ centre party.
But in hindsight... she never embaressed us like Gerhard Schröder either.
Schröder said "The war in Iraq is bad and we shouldn't participate" and Merkel said "Bush is doing good when attacking the Iraq and we should help him." So Merkel embaressed us pretty bad very early. Then she did some good stuff like minimum wages and so on.
@@4Astaroth basically she went along with the flow and it rarely felt like she had much of a opinion of her own. doing some stuff people want, and not doing stuff influential people like huge companies wouldnt like. sometimes it felt like she tried collecting "You Tried" medals or sth.
"The internet is unexplored territory to us all."
(Und alle so: Yeah!)
Snowden got asylum in Russia.
02:08 - its totally crazy. But the thing thats even crazier is that the majority of ppl is absolutely ok with that. Trading freedom for security... know what i am saying.
Whose security though. Being spied on does not make me more secure, does it? I mean, it might, but then why do it covertly?
@@davidwuhrer6704 works with the perception of security aswell.
@@joethesheep4675 Only if I know about it, no?
@@davidwuhrer6704 you know about the NSA existing and the CIA existing etc. And i am pretty sure most ppl agree that these organisations increase safety (if they wouldnt these organisations would, in fact be totally unknown to us, like its certainly the case with other spying-organisations). So most ppl get a feeling of security because the NSA is out there spying on ppl. Maybe they even know that it might spy on them aswell but since they "got nothing to hide" (an argument that completely misses the point) they may choose (the feeling of) security over part of their personality rights (which are part of the concept of freedom).
@@joethesheep4675
_> You know about the NSA existing_
I know that it used to stand for "No Such Agency" until their existence became undeniable. And what they do is known thanks to Edward Snowden.
The CIA's existence was never a secret. Neither is why they exist and what they do: They were founded as an umbrella organisation for the Nazi stay-behind troops of Operation Werwolf, and for Nazi intelligence. Some of what they do was revealed by a former member of Gladio, the Italian CIA subsidiary. Other things were revealed by themselves, like how they organised the many coups in South America and the drug trade.
Whose security did you say?
WOW the slow going subs are super anoying xD whoever did that deserves a slap xD
That was an automatic transcription algorithm. Probably Google's own stuff.
Imagine Waigel in a speedo at the pool!
theo waigel............🤣🤣🤣🤣
This wasn't at least some low-brow entertainment …
I'll show myself out.
This is sarcasm on a higher level...
Nah Bro, Schröder wasn't to Amsterdam, Schröder was to Moskau, drank to much Vodka, lost like 2 of his 3 braincells
Vodka is working out pretty well for Schröder personally.
9:42 fat chance James, there's not enough happy cigs in all of the Netherlands to get THAT high and call Ras Putin a "democrat". ;)
Well, he has been elected, democratically, and has a high approval rating.
That the many news agencies that didn't report about him favourably don't exist anymore does not change that fact.
Nor does his political opponents' surprisingly high mortality rate.
eyebrow shaming is not cool 😂
Your german is pretty good bro
Do yourself a favor and watch the 3part Video on war on terrorism. (With someone who can help you out with german if needed)
His best work, in my opinion and shows how fucked up the world really is.
Pispers is a legend BUT he never talks bad about Die Linke and has no clue about modern economy
He is a historian. There is nothing to say about Die Linke because they never got the chance to mess up yet.
Not sure why you think no he has no clue about modern economy, he seems to have a firm grasp about how it corrupted politics.
Rock Lee
3:03 for the Reaction
reacting to the chat all the time turns this into an NON-LIVE twitch session ... I thought this was YT though
OVER & OUT
Operation Rubikon
We Germans dont have problems with Russians or Russia. We have Political and Economical issues with the USA,Britain and the EU. Thats the hard reality, we are still occupied no matter how many would deny it (which is, when denying the obvious, very stupid).
Russia never sanctioned Germany or its industry, the US, the British and its EU sanction Germany.
We have this problem since 1948 by the way. The catastrophe is that many (younger Generation) deny this Allied occupation over Germany. Thats partially a Generational conflict. They dont know what got us here, we do, but get shunned for it. Thats the catastrophe. And TH-cam plays the shunning-game as well.
Officially, West Germany is independent now, no longer occupied by the Allies. In part because it is reunified Germany now, not just West Germany. But mostly because the Allies that used to occupy Germany included Russia. (Although the Soviet Union had granted East Germany independence, which is how it became a separate country.)
That's why instead of being occupied by the Allies, all of Germany is now formally independent, subject to the 4+2 contract that gives the USA and the UK special privileges over Germany, like an occupation, but not formally an occupation because then Russia would get in on it, too.
The secret clauses are secret, but some are known anyway because German federal police caught a CIA agent doing CIA stuff, but then wasn't allowed to arrest him. That gave part of it away. The other thing is that politicians are officially ignorant about stuff that anyone can plainly see, stuff that would be illegal if anyone other than the Americans would be doing it.
It is not a matter of generations, it is a matter of "what can you do about it." Germany _used_ to be occupied, now it is colonised, like Cuba used to be. So what, the North Sea coast line will be in Bavaria before long, does it really matter _who_ is writing the laws and who is ignoring them?
@@davidwuhrer6704 Germany is Occupied and the SHAEF-Laws are active.
Booooooom !!!
@@davidwuhrer6704 There is no Independence with SHEAF-Laws and over 200 US Military Bases. SHAEF-Laws can only be activated in Germany if Germany is occupied by a Military force.
Germany is not Independent, as WEF (World Economic Forum) implements the Politicians, WEF is not a German Government, it is a NGO which trains Politicians for Canada,USA,France,Belgium,Swiss,Germany,Austria,Poland,USA ect...
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Im sorry, but you are totally wrong.
@@germaniatv1870 Sorry, but no, _you_ are wrong. The WEF does not implement the politicians. They don't need to. (Think about that.)
And if you read carefully, you'll note that independence does not necessarily mean what you imagine it to mean.
@@davidwuhrer6704 Baerbock,Scholz,Johnson,Macron,Putin,Trump,Biden,Pompeo,Trudeau ect all come from the WEF and have ,at the same exact time, implemented WEF-Strategies in Canada,USA,France,Germany,Englad and so on.
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May i ask, what does "Independence" mean for you?
How do you define independence?
Political Satire always goes after those who are currently in Power for the most part. And it doesn´t matter who that one is in particular or which party.....that´s why they go after Merkel so hard because she was at that time currently in power being head of the goverment/chancellor and being head of the at that time leading party in parliament. They also always go a bit after the Opposition parties and their leading figures as well but by far not that hard because they aren´t in power so what´s then the point to go after them that hard.
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Let me direct your attention to *Thomas Freitag,* another great German comedian and a highly talented voice imitator. Here's one of his vids with English subs:
th-cam.com/video/KW9X1wflqyk/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=DerWortschatz
Ahahahhhhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahah
Maybe Obama really didn't know, who cares!
When he took office, he was a smart, agile man who looked a lot younger than he was. He was full of energy and promise, even if he promised not to do what people wanted him to do, but at least he was not Bush.
After two years, his hair was gray, he had visibly aged and now looked much older than he actually was. He had stopped making promises and never said anything that he wasn't told to say by a teleprompter.
He admitted to committing war crimes, added a few more to the list, in the end he turned out to have been even worse than Bush, and that is saying something.
Then he ran for a second term. And won because at least he wasn't Palin.
I'd believe that he didn't know at first, but by the time he prolonged Bush's Patriot act and had people shot with anti-tank rockets from Predator drones, he must have known. And he probably knew what would happen to his family if he tried to do anything about it. Maybe he was fine with it eiter way.
Then Trump took office, and he was not allowed to prolong the Patriot act, he _was_ allowed to keep his cell phone, he was even allowed to tweet under his own name by himself. (Obama had to go through the Secret Service to do his Reddit AMA.) And when he mentioned how he would turn North Korea into a glass parking lot, peace negotiations started. The fact that Trump had the hand on the proverbial red button scared the shit out of the very people who keep the JFK files classified for "national security" reasons.
Yes, Obama knew. But Merkel didn't. When Snowden leaked that everyone was under surveillance, she said it's no big deal. Until she realised that "everyone" meant everyone, _including herself._ Then it was an outrage!
And German military intelligence? They are the ones doing the spying. They are a subsidiary of the CIA. The CIA was _founded_ as an umbrella organisation for the old Nazi intelligence groups.
Pleas reakt to Elektric Callboy pleeaas 🤣👍🏻 german band
AND AGAIN... Watch "DIE ANSTALT" its the best political satire in germany - even better then (already godlike) Pispers
"Neues aus der Anstalt" with Urban Priol and Georg Schramm was better (war besser...)
privacy has not rly something to do with security agencies mate ... its a HUUUGE difference if teh agency knows it, or every damn company have ur data and sell them and anoy u etc ...
With your data in the hands of agencys, they can do a lot more than annoy you
Some people say it is okay for the government to have that information, because they need it to operate and serve the people, but private companies shouldn't have it because they sell ads and try to mind-control their consumers.
Others say that it is okay for companies to have it because this way they can show only relevant ads and better understand consumer needs and better serve their customers, but the government shouldn't have it because they use it to try and control everyone's behaviour and to wage war.
What both groups ignore is that if either of those has it, so has the other, and vice versa.
These cut-up reactions are bad, sorry. Upload them completely or don't upload them at all, but this is just terrible.
Trying out a few new things here and there, the edits are pretty fun 😌 some videos won’t have any edits and some will! Welcome to the channel 👌🏽🔥
It's Not Black Humor!!!!! It's Truh
hätte hätte fahrradkette ahahahahah
Bitte reagier mal auf Serdar Somuncu.
Da gibts auch schon ein Video zu, schon paar Wochen/Monate her,
@@superfeeIFY ja und? Er hatte viele gute Auftritte zu diversen Themen.
@@CavHDeu Gern geschehen.
@@superfeeIFY hmmm ok Dankeschön 🤔😁
Oh yeah definitely!
original link? :P
Still missing
2:46 not anymore. Or rather in theory it should have become harder for them to do it as the Freedom Shield agreement or what it was called had to be dropped because of the new data privacy regulations in the EU. Now I am talking out of memory here and I am aware that reality and theory are two seperate things but yeah...
Safe harbour agreement. Basically it meant that American companies promise to violate US law to comply with EU law.
@@davidwuhrer6704 which is good if they do business in Europe they need to abide by the rules of Europe and not America
@@6666Imperator It would be if they did.
Not knowing what NSA stands for - wow.
At this point just shave these eyebrows off, and people with laugh less :D
Schroeder had not vacation to Amsterdam, he had a job after his political carrer - he joined Gazprom. A Russian state controlled energy supply company.
Merkel was in the CDU. The CDU is a more conservative party than the SPD. In the past, most of the time it was just about those two parties. CDU with little partner like the FDP or the SPD with the FDP or the Green Party. The time of the great coalition came and nearly shredded the SPD. And the CDU/CSU had some special persons in their ranks with highly doubtful expressions about leading culture etc. And the so called Hartz IV reforms were much to the taste of those parties of that time - even when they were installed by Schroeder' SPD. The SPD did not make many friends with this
Ah… that Schröder joined a big company is no big thing… have look on American companies and their politicians, Donald Rumsfeld (Gilead), Dick Chaney (Halliburton), Condoliza Rice (Cevron)….
@@AB-vm2nz This might be the case for the US, but in Germany it was quite a big deal. To many this is more than lobbysm its corruption. We had some similar cases where politicans got payments in forms of shares but in this level of power its more rare and more frowned upon. It's still a scandal
@@eiskalteshandchen9036 I agree.
@@AB-vm2nz Like the company he joined, it is a big thing. Not unusual, in some countries less so than in others, but still questionable to the point that legislation is being drafted to make that sort of thing illegal. Not that it will ever pass, of course.
God those subtitles are awful, you should not watch these videos without proper translation, especially something like that where a good translation is important to get the jokes, the sarcasm and irony.
The subtitles are full of mistakes, it has to be difficult to get more than 10 % of his puns....
think your vids are better if you dont cut your dc dudes
The lakers have a guy with uglier eyebrows ;)
You talk too much
Du redest zu viel!!!
4:18 de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet (GERMAN page, pls use Chrome and let the page translate to your favorite language)
Der schwarze hier hat keine Ahnung