Lets just take a minute to thank Brandom for being so supportive- Brandon might not be a dad yet but He is in our hearts- he is the Supportive dad we always wanted- Thank you
Im young my mission in my life is to move out and go far but I cant do that now because im underagedbut I will live my life to fullest so yeah my life sucks but that dosent mean you should stop life
Ummmm if that's strict for you then ok but uhhhh- it's kinda their job to make sure u do your schoolwork? And my mom wouldn't just take my PS or PC away she'd whoop my dam ass
My mom told me she had to walk out of the room or she would slap me because I was crying over the fact my friend just died and 1 year later she still didn’t apologize....
Here's a revenge plan: whenever her friend dies and she starts crying, say "why are you crying? Is it because your friend is dead? Yeah I know. It sucks. But do you know what else sucks? Me taking all of your makeup, nail polish, etc. And throwing them away. Must make you real mad huh? You know what also made you mad? ME CRYING ABOUT HOW *MY* FRIEND DIED AND YOU NOT GIVING 2 SH*TS!"
Your childs mental health is more important than their grades Brandon: talks about encouraging Also me predicting what Brandon will do: Yeets child for b+
1:48 That’s all our reactions to this clip, wth did the dog do to deserve a kid didn’t do his homework SO YOU GAVE UP THE F****ING BULLDOG. I LOVE BULLDOGS AND YOU DO THIS?! WHAT THE F- *We’ll be back shortly after this commercials* 14:44 B***H WTF?!
Brandon said something about how people move out of their house when they are in their 20's meanwhile my uncle living in my grandparent's house into his late 40's
Because they live in their house and they say they have rules I would have my own rules by putting a trespass sign for them and I don’t care if they do the same thing
The only place that I feel safe is my house, and during major holidays even my house isn't safe because my neighbors buy the loudest possible fireworks and launch them in the middle of the night and waking me up on a school night
When I was a kid my dad wanted to teach me to swim so he throu me into the pool , and would make waves with his hands simulating a fast revert and I couldn't breath even if i would but my head over the water . Buuuut I learned how to swim soo .
With the story about the kid dying from his mom: I don’t completely disagree with essential oils, they actually do have some benefits, but the fact that the kids mom took away the medicine is just horrible.
Lets just take a minute to thank Brandom for being so supportive- Brandon might not be a dad yet but He is in our hearts- he is the Supportive dad we always wanted- Thank you
Mom: "You dont need privacy"
Robbers: "Thanks Mum"
Guess the mom did not think about that
so your robbing your own mom lol
Don’t worry the robber will only take a nintendo or an Xbox or ps4 any other gaming devices oh wait I just realized what they’re were talking about
My family has a sad generation
Ik
OMG PLEASE BRING BACK COOKING WITH CHEF MESSYOURSELF!!! I LOVED THAT SEGMENT IT WAS SO FUNNY!!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH AND SMILE I LOVE YOU💖💖💖
YES
PLSSSSSSS
Yes yes yes yes yes
YES!!!
Lord yes I remember this damn
When you can’t embarrass your parents, but they embarrass you.
I embarrassed my parents by dancing in public with a funny song it was worth it
Aashish You need to get your life together
Fax
TRue
My mom always embarrass me in front of my friends by saying that I love listening to a Korean group BTS
On the mental health one my mum gives so much more worries in my depression then my grades. As I feels every parent should
Therapist: gangster messyourself is not real he cant hurt u
Gangster messyourself:
Yeaaa
Yo dog i aint scared of ma boi mess
@@desiralblethrivesilvaalber1239 do you mean dawg?
That side hat though
The whole video lol
Imagine if your changing in your room and your mom calls you 5 times
She immediately breaks down the door
"You don't need that much privacy"
Happens to me on a bunch of occasions...
I broke my door down so I change in my bed under the covers
Yeh wtf
L Mom
Brandon looking pretty fresh with that merch....
Yep
Yep
When I was watching this I didn't even notice the merch until I read this🤣🤣
I was expecting Halloween merch tho...
No cap
The mom: No homework, NO DOG
The dog: Why me, I don't have homework I'm a dog...
So sad😢😢😢😭😭😭💔💔💔😧😧😧😦😦😟😟😢😢😢😥😥😥😓😓😓😥😥😥😢😢😢😞😞😞😿😿😿💔💔💔🦊🦊🦊🦍🦍🦍
Sad
Yeah you should just give the kid up for adoption duh
"Your child's mental health is more important than their grades."
If only our parents cared.
Life would've been way better
No
😔
Im young my mission in my life is to move out and go far but I cant do that now because im underagedbut I will live my life to fullest so yeah my life sucks but that dosent mean you should stop life
Bro fr I've hade so e dark thought because of the pressure and stress of grades 😭 its only worse with black moms, and Mexican and other races
OMFG THAT T-SHIRT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Yup
Omfg omg oml
The buy it -_-
@@randomknowledge4391 you made a spelling error you said the instead of then there for you lose thanks for playing your comment was unnecessary
I'm pretty sure that when Brandon starts a family.......
He'll become a great father.
For sure
Yk- you might be wrong
I hope he'll not get broke up
very big pretty sure (jk he will be)
Brandon is gonna be a great Dad
$_$
Yep maybe
Yep he is
Yh
Exactly
9:34 Rest in Peace to the kid who died from his mom not giving him his asthma meds and ONLY essential oils.
4:22 Even if I didn't have a compromised immune system I would still avoid this Karen mom at all costs.
Brandon: *sips tea*
TH-cam Premium ad: “mEdiTaTe oN yoUr lOck sCReEN uniNteRrUPteD”
Lol
ha
You got that too
@@lilpresi7434 LMAO YES
@@M00N_CH1LD I swear I get that ad literally everytime
The rude mother: “you don’t need privacy anymore”
The rude mother after her child got “cough” *NAPPED* by robbers: 🥺
She'd regret it.
I love it how he is showing a lot of merch in this video
6:20 I love the shrek mug
When brandon gets a child hes gonna be a great dad
children are NOT lazy they just want you to do something for them
Some are.
@@qo7052 true but parents make their child do everything sometimes..well that’s how they feel
Parents are strict nowhere days considering quarantine is a thing... (what I mean)
Make sure you do you homeschool work or no Xbox for a week!!!
Uhh ok
Wum
yo whats ur xbox account
Ummmm if that's strict for you then ok but uhhhh- it's kinda their job to make sure u do your schoolwork? And my mom wouldn't just take my PS or PC away she'd whoop my dam ass
@@ponikojijedekroasan9995 damn**
And this is the best time of the day a brand new messyourself video ;)
My mom told me she had to walk out of the room or she would slap me because I was crying over the fact my friend just died and 1 year later she still didn’t apologize....
That's messed up.
Damn, I would cut contacts with her
Here's a revenge plan: whenever her friend dies and she starts crying, say "why are you crying? Is it because your friend is dead? Yeah I know. It sucks. But do you know what else sucks? Me taking all of your makeup, nail polish, etc. And throwing them away. Must make you real mad huh? You know what also made you mad? ME CRYING ABOUT HOW *MY* FRIEND DIED AND YOU NOT GIVING 2 SH*TS!"
@@genericsonicfan581 that is pretty good
3:54 If Welfare found out this mother didn't care about her daughter's health, she would say bye to her daughter
Messyourself: great parents 🤪
Me:my mom took down my door🤓
"It is your life and you get to whatever the hell you want."
-Messyourself
Messy has more morals in his videos than any kids show
A couple years ago, my mom told me I was an accident, my parents didn't plan on having me. But she said it was all worth it :)
Messyourself: hit em right in the therapy
Me: ive never heard of that organ before
the text reminds me of my mom, saying i need to go clothes shopping, and yet the clothes i had fit me good
Me: Sees MessYourself make a video on parents also me: tries to relate
U do realise u could press enter
@@AKsVault I tried to once, but all it did was post the comment. So, I know but idk why it posts immediately
The most insane thing one of my parents did: MY MOM ARGUED WITH A POLICE OFFICER AND ALMOST GOT ARRESTED 😒
because she got pulled over because she was speeding
@@socksndcrocs So shes a karen?
Basically yes
@@socksndcrocs ok
G
I am been watching you for 3 years you still make me smile ❤️
Your childs mental health is more important than their grades
Brandon: talks about encouraging
Also me predicting what Brandon will do: Yeets child for b+
Best youtuber in my opinion. Entrentaining and really funny:)❤
I think so too
*"To more than a million we go..."*
Wat
@@Technoflashcat yea…WUT?
@@xcloverx8822 yeah WUT
Guys he is talking about the subscribers
0:34
My parents threaten to take my door off when I close it
They forget that they don't own the house 😈
I would like to appreciate that this was uploaded on my birthday
bro messyourself would be the best dad ngl
BEST TH-camR EVER
9:30 thank you something I’ve been wanting to hear from my favorite TH-cam
The most insane thing my mom and dad did was keep their promise to be the best parents ever
Z
A.ELLI A.BRUH
My parents did the same thing
I would promise my kid that I would be the best dad ever
The fact that he’s drinking out of this Shrek cup is just hilarious 6:30
I believe that all children deserves a parent, but some parents don’t deserve children
WHO ON EARTH WILL PUT A SWING ON THE SIDE OF THEIR APARTMENT THE KID MIGHT LET GO AND HIT THE OVER APARTMENT that will be terrifying
When someone is cool with their hat:
Messyourself flexing out here lol jk...
"INSANE PARENTS! - Messyourself 2020
So?
Yeah your point?
@@nuclearnewport I Put It Cause It Was Funny
Brandon went Full therapy mode with this one
Me: gets 98 in math
Me: goes home excitedly to show my marks.
Me: shows my marks.
My Asian parents: where are the other 2.
Me gets 100 show to parents my parents get 200
@@dudeOVER9000 so ur parents go to school?
@@averyniceguy3964 no my parent told me to get 100
@@dudeOVER9000 the parents: why there's two zeros?
@@MaxCanonStunner ( gets whooping)
Messyourselfs:*makes vid*
Me:promote the merch
Messyourself:*promotes merch*
Me:EEEEEEEYYYYYY
I'm here 1 minute after this video was made earliest I've ever been. Love your vids messyourself
Cyan kinda sus
What this is youtune not amoung us
@@fionaduncan979 I was in medbay doing tasks what about you!?
@@Somelad101 i was doing tasks in electrical with green
Pretty sure i saw u vent
1:48 That’s all our reactions to this clip, wth did the dog do to deserve a kid didn’t do his homework SO YOU GAVE UP THE F****ING BULLDOG. I LOVE BULLDOGS AND YOU DO THIS?! WHAT THE F- *We’ll be back shortly after this commercials*
14:44 B***H WTF?!
Kid doesn't deserve the bulldog either, so for me, everything is fine here.
Brandon said something about how people move out of their house when they are in their 20's meanwhile my uncle living in my grandparent's house into his late 40's
9:36 ngl shame on the mom and article. I hope the person who wrote the post pressed charges. Rest in peace to the boy 🕊🕊
Imagine your mom literally taking your door
Because they live in their house and they say they have rules I would have my own rules by putting a trespass sign for them and I don’t care if they do the same thing
HEY MESSYOURSELF I LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!
me to
Same
Ok
4:51 nice quote 2020
Messyourself with the *Swag.*
(No one talked about his hat, lol)
Messyourself I love your videos I love watching them they make me laugh
R. I. P ALL THESE KIDS THEY DON'T GET RESPECT BUT WE RESPECT THEM
Indeed
Why is there an alien just chillin in the background
Its from an older video where he buys random stuff off amazon
Cuz why not?
@@FurryDude. yeah, its just an alien chilling in the back, not bothering anyone
Idr
2 minutes this is the earliest ever!
9:50 I would not want to be here if Doctor Mike heard this
Watching this video did nothing but increase my hatred for parents
my mother punished me a month for forgeting to do a single task that she "told me several times"
The only place that I feel safe is my house, and during major holidays even my house isn't safe because my neighbors buy the loudest possible fireworks and launch them in the middle of the night and waking me up on a school night
If you haven’t subscribed to messyourself what are you doing with your life.
Yeah what are u doin with your life subcribe to messyourself
Yeaaaa that's what ik takin' about boiii
You are supporting a good TH-camr thats what your doing with it
Stfu kid
@@cronus8773 who are you talking to
Brandon talking about not to believe everything on internet and search it up:
Me believing everything on TikTok:
Finally old messyourself is back!
When I was a kid my dad wanted to teach me to swim so he throu me into the pool , and would make waves with his hands simulating a fast revert and I couldn't breath even if i would but my head over the water . Buuuut I learned how to swim soo .
Lucky, I still don't know how to swim
Bruh I'm already 14 and I still can't swim.
Well, i learned how to swim at nine
@@bencenagy5459 2, why am i trying to beat you? Idk im bored
i still remember when messyourself played heavy rain i wached the whole sieries
some of us show love to our friends by abusing and making fun of them its so weird-
My parents: saying why are you always on your phone
Me: bored af and literally got nothing to do
Messyourself sip of tea So JuSt LyInG DoWn
Coronavirus:I'm just the flu on steroids.....
God:Get The Messyourself T-Shirt
Me:I cant afford it
God:....Your A Sinner My Child
To the one percent that sees this
Have a good day
You have a great day too
@@specimen_girl thxs!!
Thanks, I hope you have a great day too 💖
fun fact: you don't need to wait 48 hours to issue a missing person report, report one if you're sure someone is missing
Messyourself best parent because not every child is good at everything nobody's perfect
13:07
Asian parents: Wow this is worthless
12:41
1:33 ayo wth is this parent that poor dog
This is a test is everyone good ok test over everyone have a good day
Messyourself:it’s your life do anything you want
The mums:So have you have chosen DEATH?
The mum who put the dog up adoption is so sad 😭😭😭😭
This part is so relatable
14:41
With the story about the kid dying from his mom: I don’t completely disagree with essential oils, they actually do have some benefits, but the fact that the kids mom took away the medicine is just horrible.
G6PD deficient children are actually allergic to some essential oils. they would have trouble breathing .
12:00 , so true in my house if you disagree with a parent your getting hit in the head with something.
*Me looking at the thumbnail*
Also me: "Jokes on you! I'm into that!"
Everyone: "what?"
Me: "what?"
Mess yourself is essential and SHOULD have a jab.
4:43 That's my Parents
My boy Brandon saying some true facts in this vid, im glad i watched it.
Me: why do u have 4 plushys
Messyoursulf:ummm
MESSYOURSELF PLS BRING BACK COOKING WITH MESSYOURSELF
Whoever sees this hope they have a wonderful day/night!
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Is no one gonna talk about the story with the dog???🤧🥺
I need that shrek mug
We all do
That merch looks sick
Messyourself:This video isn’t funny at all
Also Messyourself:laughs after saying that