My Mum Read My YAOI Manga...(聴解 Listening)
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Speaking english to confuse the family... Genius! Lol
It might have been a little much for such a innocent story, but I quess it was the only choise.
Also unrelated, but happy world teacher's day to Misa sensei.
That was hilarious lol
The whole intro is Misa doing a stealth mission. Love it!
shes hilarious, i love her sense of humor
The fact that you spoke English and listed off random oxymorons at the start just to throw off your family makes this quite possibly the funniest/best video you've ever made lol, thanks for this!
Pilot twist: Her family didn't even watched begining of the video they just watched middle of it
When I was in middle school the whole "rap battle" thing started to become popular in my country, and with a friend we kind of wanted to take part in that so we would write down lyrics dissing the other one out, and the one that came up with the best lyrics would win. The thing is, we were young, so you could probably imagine the kind of awkward and embarrassing things we would write down, mainly involving a lot of "I'm gonna screw your mom" but written in a creative manner for "the punchline".
The thing is, I was dumb enough to bring those lyrics home and put them in a drawer, which led to my mom founding them when she came to clean my room. Honestly, I can't remember literally ANYTHING of what she told me other than the fact that the whole thing of trying to explain what "a rap battle" was and how I didn't actually mean to screw my friend's mom was embarrassing enough that my mind apparently erased all memory of it lol.
Thanks for another lesson, pretty useful for listening practice.
Your brain is protecting you from the trauma lmao
I'm hesitant to share this as it may be TMI, but it's the only story I can think of that's actually embarrassing to tell...sorry in advance if it's too much. Anyway, way back when I was still in high school, it was late in the evening on a school night. I was upstairs, ahem, "enjoying" a shower if you know what I mean, and apparently I was going at it so hard the floor was shaking. My whole family was downstairs watching tv together and they could hear the vibrations in the upstairs floor and realized exactly what I was doing. After the shower I was walking downstairs and past the living room, where my mom, dad, and both of my younger siblings were watching me with suspicious grins. My dad, visibly holding back laughter, says, " Hey there, did you have a fun shower?" Ugh, I still cringe just from the memory...
what did u do in the shower 0-0 am innocent
i don't know exactly what you did, but if you're a man, i think i know what you mean😂
Holy shit how strong were you? This sort of looks like an eromanga superpower: "I want to have an ordinary school life but my dick can create earthquakes" the protagonist needs to avoid fapping to protect everyone from the deadly earthquakes that would be created, but then more and more love interest get in the way of his mission, maybe you could also have a happy ending were he chooses the wholesome ending and decide to go live in the countryside, "And from that day xxx province became the most quake afflicted place in the world and an exclusion zone was set up, but some still decide to enter the exclusion zone for profit, those people are called STALKERS"
oh my god... that must have been so embarrassing!
I couldn't Stop smiling during the whole video this is just too wholesome
I notice a rather big and possibly purposeful evasion in this story: Does Misa still have the manga? Enquiring minds want to know.
And does Misa do comissions? Enquiring minds want to know.
@@MrAntisound What if they don't own manga anymore?
The oxymoron listing really had me break out in boisterous laughter, honestly a big brain move lmao
When I was in my early teens, I confessed to reading yaoi to my school therapist. She must have misunderstood or something because she said "you have to tell your parents you're doing that or I will." I was soooo afraid my dad would pick up the phone or something one day so I ended up telling my mom and showed her some of the stuff I was writing 💀 she was fine with it she was just more concerned about the therapist therating me 🤣
This is why I don't trust people that work at schools they will literally snitch and tell everything to your parents
That's why I ain't saying sh*t 😌
OMG poor you! Bad therapist.
@@Estarianne2000 it's kind of they're job
I mean- pretty sure they're not suppose to threaten the child like that but I think they're suppose to report to the parents whatever is going on with the child
@@aipaupau9781 no, only specific things like planning to harm, being abused, etc.
@@Estarianne2000 oh dang- you smort :D
Thank you, at last I saw the real usage of "以降" xD
It's very interesting to have a real natural (rather long) monologue in japanese that was not scripted and we feel it :)
"Everyone is into yaoi/yuri at some point in their lives."
A lot of people make it their entire lives. 😅🤣😏
True haha. I stumbled upon it online by accident when I was younger and now I’m a grown man and I’m still big on yaoi even if a lot of stories are super wacky. But like, if you compare it to some of the wacky plot lines in western… adult oriented media, we have to admit that it’s all pretty wacky xD
Yeah, yaoi is my lifestyle ehe..
Lets be honest though spicy yaoi scenes are way hotter than western versions or the real thing..
Anime just makes everything so much more attractive (well depending on the art style of course; some anime styles are ugly)
Edit: okie nvm thats just me xD
But then again im just weird in the sense that anything too explicit with people makes me extremely uncomfortable (and a little grossed out) so yeah..
I never read it once. Don't even know which one is which... I know they're different but other than that nothing. :/
@@DimitriMoreira oh oop-
@@theweebnextdoor_official never has any of my types and it feels like it's written for girls more than for guys a lot of times so i just don't
My boyfriend got in trouble around the same age when his parents found some pervy stories he had written. He was SO embarrassed! 🤣
Misa: let's confuse my family about the content of this video.
Also Misa: * starts to list oxymorons in english *
I think you may be confused about the "[name]: - Also [name]:" format. You're mainly supposed to use it when the things contradict each other.
Oh, and another one. My Dad was a high school English teacher at a different school than the one I went to, but he knew teachers at my school. One day in _my_ English class another student was irritating me, and not realizing the teacher was standing right behind me I said to him "Shut up, you díldo!" (Not the greatest comeback in the world.) The teacher in a shocked voice said _"What_ did you just say?" I froze, unable to think of an answer. She didn't make a big deal about it, but when my Dad got home from work that night he said "So son, did you learn any new words in school today?" My teacher had called him and _told_ him what I said! Dad thought it was hilarious, but I just felt ill. It's not so embarrassing today, but back then I felt like my teacher was always looking at me because of that.
legendary dad
@@lovely-shrubbery8578 Oh, he was that.
I weared diaper when I took national exam of nursing （5hours）because I do go to the toilet very often per day and I didn't want to waste my test time of important life.
However this my story was laughed by teachers and other students Lol
But did you "use" the diaper? ^.~
No I have heard that before. Law students that take the bar exam sometimes do the same thing.
I feel you, I went through my national nursing exam and had to use all 6 hours for around 265 questions >.
@@aoiahiru670 Yup!😄
When I had been studying Japanese for about 2 years I got a job as a translation intern at Studio Ironcat. Being the intern, I got to work on the projects that the main translator preferred not to work on-which primarily meant helping out with some of the sexier stuff in their catalog. When I finished translating the volumes I was assigned I just stored them in my closet and left it at that. Apparently my mother found them when I was away at school, but just quietly disposed of them. I only found out because my brother told me a year or two later.
Why did she dispose of them?!
OMG mom, not the priceless hentai collection! 😱
If you’ve followed all of Misa’s videos up to this point you’d probably agree that this is the least surprising “confession” ever. lol
1:25 in and absolutely amazed at the novelty you bring into this video. Rare to get surprised on TH-cam still these days. 10/10 🤣
Your reaction to your mom talking about your manga was too good🤣
I remember when I was a kid I would throw away sandwiches that I'd mess up whenever my parents weren't home lol.
Yaoi and yuri stories were pretty important in my coming out as trans and queer. I love yuri especially. I would love it is Misa-sensei did a lesson on queer-related words in Japanese.
I love when I see you or others japanese teachers laughing because I can see a real person, not that usual robot 🤖 always afraid or avoid of being human. Congrats 👏 . You always do great jobs
I've been studying Japanese for three years now. This is the first channel that covers everything I need for exams and day to day life. Amazing content👍
こんにちは！Misa Sensei, don’t feel embarrassed, in fact it was really insightful and interesting. I draw Yaoi all the time, it sorta of my hobby now. I been drawing and a read since I was in my teens. I remember as a teenager, I did a drawing of two male game characters kissing for my friend, I got caught for drawing it and got told off badly! But I still carry on drawing Yaoi still today (I’m in my late 20s) I don’t feel embarrassed reading Yaoi, I found it very entertaining and engaging. Some with fantastic drawings. However I try to keep the my Yaoi mangas out of sight as much a possible. My family are not into reading or looking at books, so it is ok for me.
I really like your Japanese lessons, they are easy and effective. I’m now started to read manga in Japanese and really enjoyed it. I wanna advance my reading skills even more, maybe one day I could read a light novel.
the beginning made me laugh so much 😆 this was great listening and reading practice thank you for your sacrifice Misa 😂
for one, I laughed my ass off from the beginning with the list of oxymorons to mislead your family members, then I laughed my ass off with the stories and your reactions, especially when your mother went "e jouzu da ne" on you I spit a lung laughing. Then I realized I was following almost every word and I was getting the whole meaning of the story without even w looking at the subtitles, I just caught the japanese subs here and there because they are pretty big. Thank you even more Misa sensei, because I am at this pretty decent level of understanding japanese mainly thanks to your lessons. You are amazing as always. I am so glad you are here :)
I also hope no one ever finds the stuff that I drew during puberty ._.
"My mum read my YAOI manga"
Misa: if the serect is out let me tell it to the world 😁
I din even read the subtitles, I was enjoying how Misa sensei is so happy and giggly!!!
Loved the stories. Patiently waiting for part 2!
When I was in my 20s, I was exploring 'the many ways to use rope". One day, when I was moving into a new apartment, my brother and some friends were helping me load in my mattress. The car was to small so I used some rope to tie the mattress to the roof. My little brother, who was about 15 at the time, was like, "Why is your rope purple? And it's SUPER soft, are you sure it will hold...*realizes what it is USUALLY used for*, *everybody bursts into laughter for 2 minutes straight*."
I remember when I was 12 or 13 my mum found my BL collection of a Manga called Takumi-kun. I kept them under my Bed.
She threw everything away and said I shouldnt read such "disgusting" things. It wasnt even hardcore stuff but still It Was very embarassing.. 😅
After that happend I Upgraded my hiding Spotand nothing Was found again 😏
Well, she was right to try and protect you from that perverted stuff. Anybody that says otherwise simply doesn't care about you or your mental health. So be thankful to your mother.
@@yochema95 I’m pretty sure takumi kun isn’t sexual tho.
@@yochema95 ummm..
@@yochema95 Everybody has sexual fantasies and interests. It's harmful to suppress them.
@@kalil4133 one thing is a sexual fantasy, and another thing is a vice and a perversion. The line is thin and his mother was absolutely right not to feed that kind of behaviour in him. Drawing/consuming this kind of material involving two young boys is an absolutely clear example of vice and perversion and should be removed from any teenager's healthy upbringing. At that age, they should be chasing girls in the field, not depressed and looking at the drawings of perverts.
I've heard so many Japanese women talk about BL that I truly believe everyone is/was into it
これを見るのが本当に楽しかった！
"I will list oxymorons to confuse my family" big brain move haha
普通な子供たちはエッチな漫画を読む時に「これを返してもう読まない。。。」
みーちゃん:「捨てる！！！」
Thank you Misa-Sensei for making this video！ I laughed a lot!
Misa Sensei, thank you so much for sharing these stories. It made my morning and I like you even more now. 😊
YAOI? You always stuck me as a YURI type of person.
Misachan, this story made my day! Have we all not been there in such embarrassing moments with our parents? Your mom sounds pretty cool! I wanted to suggest a 1 inch thick safe, but you beat me to it! Thanks for the laugh 🙃 ❤️
this video made my day, you are the best Misaさん Thanks
面白い xD Misa先生が描いた漫画が見たい！ :D
At least she didn't found any "strange" fetish, that would have been way worse xD
nice content. I like to listen something like this , like talking in Japanese and with translation below , really improves listening! Good job
Meanwhile me writing in Nihongo to confuse my family when I drew something lol
The top Patreon tier should receive Misa sensei's yaoi manga 😂
Your mom sounds super cool!
Best ever episode - I understood 90% - Thanks so much!
This video is gold, from the start with a decoy to the middle part and the hysterical laughing whike telling the story
"so my mum found out i was a fujoshi"
And that's the first story
Me: "wait she's got another one?"
Anyway my older cousin found my doujin folder when i was like 13... and i was there.
No gold
Had so much fun watching the video. Trying to confuse the family by using the oxymorons was hilarious.. I don't remember embarrassing moments, I am pretty sure I had many but my kid mind definitely erased them :)
I’ve been caught so many times with spicy stuff it’s so embarrassing I could not imagine making a video on it your so brave for this 😍🥰🥰
I absolutely love misa and their stories omg sjskkajsksj
Reminds me of when my mother asked me, why I keep a "microphone" in my bed... XD
おもしろいです。The Japanese subtitles in this video are very useful.
Haha, I really Enjoyed this! Thanks for sharing your story.
I have a good one.
a little backstory...
So, i´m an German/American (German Mother/ US Father) living in Germany.
My Parents Divorced when i was 3-4y old.i grew up bilingual.
When i was a kid, i visited my Father in England (stationed there through the US Army).
Soo. as kids do, you pick up Languages as you go. When we had Dinners in the evening i was exited for Desserts.
Growing up partially in the UK i picked up the british word "Afters" and i always used that instead.
"I ate my Dinner! Can i have afters now!??"
After my Holidays i came back to Germany, i spoke German (of course lol) but ocasionally mixed some English Words in between.
At our evening Dinner, we had pudding for desserts (my weakness, even today lol).
When i finished my Dinner i shouted with excitement!!!
"Mutti, Mein Teller ist Leer! Ich will After Essen!!"
(Mom, My Plate is empty! i want to eat After)
i heard my mom laugh so hard she could´nt breathe and got tears....i sat there confused and repeated what i have said.
She laughed even harder and begged me to stop. i had no clue what she have meant.
"but i want After!"
So what happened?
In German "After" means Butthole! i was emberassed so much haha!
Thinking back now, it was hilarious!
Its nice to have easy listening practice that isn't bland for once. Thank you!
Misaaaa, you are one of my favorite youtubers, your channel is amazing and I love every single one of ur videos, so do my friends
This reminded me of Mio from Nichijou.
Thank you for sharing your stories! It's entertaining and really funny, especially because something similar happened to me too when I was 12 or 13 😅
My mother caught me red handed while I was reading the same genre of manga and her reaction wasn't really good
I don't know if she still remembers it (I hope not) but I'll never forget how I was so embarrassed (｡>_
I got a genuine laugh from this 😂 thanks for sharing and teaching Misa!
Embarrassing story….. i had a CD similarly and i put it in the bottom of my laundry basket thinking nobody would find it…… my mom decides to do my laundry and the next time she sees me, she says “i did your laundry….Cherries 🍒” i was immediately embarrassed
today I'm in a gloomy mood, you definitely helped me laugh some of it out 😂😂😂🥰
That was amazing! Thank you. :)
Aww Misa you're so cute. And I maybe it's embarrassing for you but it's comforting to know that you also liked BL.
No worries Misa-san! Over here a lot of people are interested in YAOI😊 Thanks always for your videos💜
「（姉ちゃん）忘れてくれて」is a great sentence to talk a little bit more about grammar/cultural nuances specific to japanese。
😂 When I was in middle school me & my friend used to role play our OCs. One Christmas we went to my families cabin & decided to RP in a notebook. One night we accidentally left it in the dining room & my dad read it 🤦 There was 18+ stuff in it too T_T When he asked who wrote it we blamed it on some kids at school. My friends just like "they're some real perverts aren't they?!? >:0" 😂 I'm pretty sure he knew it was us smh.
Haha, this was so fun to watch WHILE practicing my listening abilities thanks 😁
"Congratulations you won a fan."
- Your mom
Great! Thank you for your history. Greatings from Mexico!
I was in a discord server for a yaoi manga I was reading. It was run by the scanlaters, so they often had hiring signs for positions and such. One day, my friend decides to go through the discord servers that I was in-- they were mostly benign ones, like class servers or hayday; but then she finds the yaoi one. She starts scrolling through. There were preview posts of two obviously gay dudes-- I don't think it was too much of a surprise for her to find that. But she kept scrolling. Then she comes to a post that says "hiring dick redrawers" -- what a horrific moment. I tried to play it dumb... I don't think it worked. God I think of that moment a lot.
Really well translated Ammo! 😲
This is probbly THE BEST listening Japanese video I've watched, lol. Amazing !! :-DD
gotta love an artistic sensei!!! 💖💖💖 I got into BL before because the drawings are usually so pretty!!! 😆
I love Misa's personality when she speaks Japanese
When I was in elementary school, I ate something that didn't sit well. And during reading time I was feeling nauseated and I ended up vomiting all over my self in front of all my class. The teacher told me to try to make it to the restroom lol very embarrassing I went home early.
I guess I'm gonna lock my drawers from now on.
Yeah Mum was definitely snooping... LoL
You are the best Misa-sensei! がんばって！^_^
Awesome and funny video ! Lol I loved the beginning,
This is something I would do also
While I have plenty and I mean PLENTY of embarrassing stories one that comes to mind first :
I’m 18 and my parents are having another weekend party. (They had them very often) These parties were mainly good friends and family, and were always loud and fun.
Well I had to fart really bad so I walked over to a corner all by myself and waited and looked if anyone noticed me. No one did, everyone is laughing, talking loud and enjoying themselves. So since no one looked at me I farted kinda long and loud. Normally you wouldn’t have heard it with all the noise but for some reason, that MOMENT when I farted all the laughing, and talking stopped. I guess a moment of calm before it got loud again. Everyone in the room heard it. Everyone looked at me, all by myself in the corner.
My mom laughed at me and asked me why I did it. I’m like woman, y’all were so loud then and you are now. how y’all gonna be loud and the moment I let it loose everyone is quiet. She couldn’t stop laughing at me. No one that was there let’s me forget it either. And I’m 27 now!?
Anyway, thank you for this vid. It’s in my favorites :)
7:22 this cracked me up lmao!! Thank you so much for sharing Misa sensei, this was such an enjoyable watch, and dont worry, youre not alone!╰(*°▽°*)╯
Doesn't seem all that embarrassing if I'm recounting it like that, but I feel like this experience shaved off about eight years of my life expectancy: When I was a teen I was obsessed with AKB48 (Yukirin was -is- my oshi). I wanted to become an idol so bad, too. I knew I wouldn't ever become one of course, so I never told anyone about it, but I still wanted to have the ~~experience~~ lmao, so, since my parents always came home about three hours later than me, I practiced in my room after school. One day though my father comes home earlier, right while I was doing some choreo (I think it was skirt hirari?) accompanied by my -cat screeching- singing, and walks in on me. We look at each other for a bit. Silence. Then he says "I'm home". Aaand leaves my room without another word. He's normally the type of person to poke fun at something like that, but he never mentioned it to me again. After school practices ended that day lmao.
Hahaha when I was in middle school I borrowed a pervy-ish manga from my friend... I think it was called Girl's Bravo, and my mom found it and threw it away ^^" My friend was so mad!! I loved your stories!!
😂😂😂 aww Misa your stories are funny at least. *hug* Probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve had happen was when I wrote a story for a creative writing class about the first time I got drunk at 16(which here in America is like super under age since the legal drinking age is 21). Well I wrote it thinking nobody else would ever see it, but one day I guess my Dad happened upon it somehow and he read it and learned that I had in fact gotten drunk even though when he’d asked about it the day after that party when he picked me up from my friend’s house I told him no.
Yeah, having your dad find out you lied about getting drunk under age is definitely not something you want to experience 😂😂
lol I used to be into BL manga as well.... I still cringe at the memory when I brought one of my mangas to school to quietly read them under the table, and of course one of my "friends" ripped it from my hands and showed it to the entire class 🤣
Misa san--------You probably now have the most popular language program in the world !!----it must be your enquiring and inventive mind that is to blame !!--haha !----YAY!....keep it up.
lmao you're funny, I love your personality and your humor! I wonder if any of your family actually watched the entire video.
My embarrassing story: I was texting to my friends about how "horrified" I was to find my mom's "toys." My mom snuck up behind me after I'd sent the messages and started laughing her a** off. I was already embarrassed to find them, and even more embarrassed that she knew I found them ^^;
I first started reading Yaoi when I was in 9th grade, and it's been almost 13 years already and I don't intend to stop any time soon... 😌 I even told my mother I like to read BL, and she just made a face and asked "why do you read that? 😑" but she never bothered with it because she's never seen what I read 🤭
Yeaaaa new video !!! I love your channel so much!!
Thanks for the video mi-chan (lovely nickname btw)
Thank you, みさ先生, for another interesting and useful video. I didn't even expect to review the そう grammar (turned out I forgot that it can be attached to the する verbs as well, by changing them to the stem ～し as well - and I also forgot that ～そう is a na-adjective). More listening practice, please! If you feel like it, of course. It can be about anything, but the more everyday the better!
Very fun and interesting! Okay, here’s an oxymoronic phrase from Downeast New England: wicked good, as in, “that is wicked good ice cream.”
Not too embarrassing, but I have one when I first came to Japan. At the time I didn't speak much Japanese and didn't know too much about mannerisms in Japan.
I went to a large shopping mall with my then-girlfriend now-wife and we were looking at clothes in a crowded store. I found a dress I wanted her to see, but she was on the other side of the store, so I called to her, "Etsuko Desu!, Etsuko, Desu!". Which now I know means, "I'm Etsuko!, I'm Etsuko!!" and that is why many people in the store were looking strangely at me and also why she ignored me looking the other way.
Dont worry i ever draw some manga pictures and my parents saw it,they said it is quite nice.
Thats nice story to listen,so dont worry if your parents have seen everything you do,because you is you.Important is to be oneself,most people forgot it easily due to busy life.
This is like the real life ver of that scene with Mio from Nichijou💀
lol that was pretty funny みさ先生 😹 I think on the bright side, at least your mom took everything lightly 😆
Now "Misa Sensei" has a whole new meaning.
In elementary school, I wrote a love poem about my crush. It was one of those super cheesy letter-by-letter poems using her name (like "M is for... E is for...etc..."). I hid it in a picture frame behind a picture and forgot about it. A few months later, my mom went to change pictures in that frame, found it and asked me about it. What's more, it was a girl that my mom knew... and so my mom was like "oh, is it THAT girl??"... I definitely wanted to die... LOL
I wish I could give multiple likes for the intro.. 😂
Loved the video
It's amazng that Misa is a zombie-sensei, after she definitely died from embarrassment back when the first story happened.
Thanks for sharing this with us!
Love the oxymorons at the beginning to confuse and deter the FAM LOL nice 👍😎 love your vids as always, hope to be even half as fluent as you are one day... Youre the closest thing to a teacher I have! 😂