omg hello! I am vespers, thy foe from the ruin strewn precipice, with the double scimitars! I had a hunch early on that something was up with "those bats" but the other bats weren't attacking you and I didn't know about the bewitching branch (i'm on my first playthrough) so I figured you must've been elsewhere. Certainly my most memorable invasion! Your obvious ambush at the top of the elevator was a known risk but exactly as you surmised I wanted to put down some pressure before you could go into the fog gates or something, so haste was of the essence. I think this was like an SL 80ish invasion so I figured I might have a chance against whatever anime spells that you were about to bomb me with (the bullshit of which I know of not, me being a humble strength build), but alas no, i got one shot by the anime bullshit, gg wp (I still have no idea what you hit me with lol, it doesn't look like the Wings AoW). I console myself with having run down thy summon! Lastly, and TOTALLY just being a linguist pedant here, but thou hast mis-conjugated thy middle/early-modern english verbs. For thy reference, please seest this chart en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English#Verbs www.shakespeareswords.com/Public/LanguageCompanion/ThemesAndTopics.aspx?TopicId=40 For example, the correct usage should be, "Thy fear of winged hags will cost us our prey", and not "Thy fear of winged hags wilt cost us our prey" The subject is "thy fear of winged hags" which is grammatically 3rd person (and not 2nd person even though the comment is directed at the other person). Normally the verb inflection for 3rd person conjugation is "-eth" but "will" is irregular and in 3rd person is just "will". "wilt" would be 2nd person. On the other hand it should be "The Tarnished will passeth through the golden gate of cowardice!" and not "The Tarnished wilt pass through the golden gate of cowardice!". Here we have the regular "-eth" inflection for the singular 3rd person verb conjugation (although by shakespeare's time/early modern english it appears not to be used most of the time, I'm not sure the exact rule tbh). And as for the possessive, it should never by "thine eye", but rather "thy eye". "thine" is the independent possessive, similar to "mine". EDIT: scratch that, that's incorrect, see the reply.
@@hengsenkerpangsen9639 hmmm, I thought I was sure but now that you mention it I'm not so certain anymore. Edit: upon a bit of digging I think you're correct. "thine" is used as an independent possessive pronoun, but it's ALSO used in front of vowels in lieu of "thy".
Hi, always nice to meet someone who was in a video! I killed you with the double ruptured crystal tear mixed physick explosion. You get the second tear very far into the game in the consecrated snowfields, so i am guilty of twinking a bit by having it at level 80, but its such a hilarious trolling tool that i cant help using it. It does over 1000 damage. Thank you for the language tips. I am learning new things with every video :)
The illustrations at the start are gorgeous. Who makes them? Where can I find them? Why aren't you at a million subs? So many mysteries doth befuddle me.
@racheddar thank you, I make them. I keep forgetting to put download link for the drawing in the description. I don't know if these drawings are sustainable. I have very severe arthritis and after a few hours of drawing my hand feels like it got crushed by a sledgehammer. Extreme pain.
@@radovend2023Dang that really sucks, my mother has had to deal with arthritis since childhood so I know how much of your life it can consume. I hope you still enjoy drawing though, you are extremely talented.
I was literally just thinking to myself the other day "I wonder when we'll get another Radovend vid?" - I'm always amazed at how well one can just blend in, if they really want. PLUS we get the return of GLORIA?!
I haven't had much time to play the DLC. I'm only in the starting area. I can't say when. The problem is I have so much old footage for videos already. Most likely I will never make any DLC content.
Goodness, just when I thought the ant disguise was pushing it, it is remarkable this worked even as often as it did! Especially the version using the royal knight helm, I would be less surprised if we were using DS3 lock-on distances but as such this is hilarious! The writing is delightful as usual, and I appreciated the attention to detail with the bat-like move-set of the crucible wings and poison perfume.
Oh this is nothing. There are far more ludicrous disguises that still need to be turned into videos. 4 terabytes of footage. If only I had more time. Maybe I should do the sunflower disguise video next ...
@majorasmask5523 I also got lucky. My sister dropped it for me. I haven't even had much time to play the DLC yet. Imm still in the early areas. That's my goal for this weekend
@@radovend2023 good luck getting the Divine Beast Warrior helm and chest. They both dropped first try, on different warriors, but others have had horrific farming experiences.
The age of empires reference is always welcome. Also the invader is referencing a book series called The Stormlight Archive. If you're a fantasy reader, it's top notch.
@@radovend2023 sorry, the very first one that came alongside the age of empires attack sound. Kaladin is one of the main characters in The Stormlight Archive
Idk if this would help with your trolling because it only lasts for one minute, but if you use the Assassin’s Gambit AoW and cast the spell Unseen Form, invaders can’t lock onto you. Also, you’re completely invisible to PvE so you can position yourself right next to them without triggering aggro.
@@AndrewBenningfield-ji3iw that will be my ants disguise part 2 video. I upload so slow 🐌 that it might be a year before I make that one. I have the footage , just no time to edit 😔
Pigeons were (and are) domesticated and seen as pretty regular animals in ye olden days, so, not exactly vermin. That’s why pigeons can’t build nests, we kept them for sending messages so long that they forgot how.
LEGITIMATELY the best PVP content in the community ..... cause it's about having a laff and NOT about being sweaty.
RESPECT
The comedy genre is appreciated
"may thine breasts sag prematurely" 😂 😭
You could make Elden Ring Tarot cards with those illustrations and I'd buy them
Indeed any merch for that matter!
Seriously lmao
There are many things I would like to do if only I had time T_T. If only every day was 48 hours. I've not even played through the DLC yet T_T
Copyright thou... they will have to deal with namcobandai
@radovend2023 that socks man. I assume these videos take weeks to make as well.
Radahn when people keep falling into his arena: "Oh look Leonard, food delivery"
The dialog in the intro even rhymes? That is really good writing. Thourt a wordsmith
omg hello! I am vespers, thy foe from the ruin strewn precipice, with the double scimitars! I had a hunch early on that something was up with "those bats" but the other bats weren't attacking you and I didn't know about the bewitching branch (i'm on my first playthrough) so I figured you must've been elsewhere.
Certainly my most memorable invasion! Your obvious ambush at the top of the elevator was a known risk but exactly as you surmised I wanted to put down some pressure before you could go into the fog gates or something, so haste was of the essence. I think this was like an SL 80ish invasion so I figured I might have a chance against whatever anime spells that you were about to bomb me with (the bullshit of which I know of not, me being a humble strength build), but alas no, i got one shot by the anime bullshit, gg wp (I still have no idea what you hit me with lol, it doesn't look like the Wings AoW). I console myself with having run down thy summon!
Lastly, and TOTALLY just being a linguist pedant here, but thou hast mis-conjugated thy middle/early-modern english verbs.
For thy reference, please seest this chart
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English#Verbs
www.shakespeareswords.com/Public/LanguageCompanion/ThemesAndTopics.aspx?TopicId=40
For example, the correct usage should be, "Thy fear of winged hags will cost us our prey", and not "Thy fear of winged hags wilt cost us our prey"
The subject is "thy fear of winged hags" which is grammatically 3rd person (and not 2nd person even though the comment is directed at the other person). Normally the verb inflection for 3rd person conjugation is "-eth" but "will" is irregular and in 3rd person is just "will". "wilt" would be 2nd person.
On the other hand it should be "The Tarnished will passeth through the golden gate of cowardice!" and not "The Tarnished wilt pass through the golden gate of cowardice!". Here we have the regular "-eth" inflection for the singular 3rd person verb conjugation (although by shakespeare's time/early modern english it appears not to be used most of the time, I'm not sure the exact rule tbh).
And as for the possessive, it should never by "thine eye", but rather "thy eye". "thine" is the independent possessive, similar to "mine". EDIT: scratch that, that's incorrect, see the reply.
Are you sure about the thine and mine? Is it not determined by whether the word starts with a vowel or consonant? So thy tongue but thine eye?
@@hengsenkerpangsen9639 hmmm, I thought I was sure but now that you mention it I'm not so certain anymore.
Edit: upon a bit of digging I think you're correct. "thine" is used as an independent possessive pronoun, but it's ALSO used in front of vowels in lieu of "thy".
Hi, always nice to meet someone who was in a video! I killed you with the double ruptured crystal tear mixed physick explosion. You get the second tear very far into the game in the consecrated snowfields, so i am guilty of twinking a bit by having it at level 80, but its such a hilarious trolling tool that i cant help using it. It does over 1000 damage.
Thank you for the language tips. I am learning new things with every video :)
More wholesome content. I like the fails because sometimes fails are evrn funnier than the successful trolling.
0:20 the art is amazing. Beautiful.
The illustrations at the start are gorgeous. Who makes them? Where can I find them? Why aren't you at a million subs? So many mysteries doth befuddle me.
@racheddar thank you, I make them. I keep forgetting to put download link for the drawing in the description. I don't know if these drawings are sustainable. I have very severe arthritis and after a few hours of drawing my hand feels like it got crushed by a sledgehammer. Extreme pain.
@@radovend2023As someone who can no longer draw for more than 30 seconds without extreme pain due to severe fibromyalgia, I feel for you.
@@radovend2023can you not get methotrexate ?
@@radovend2023💔 your drawings are beautiful, thank you for sharing ❤️🩹
@@radovend2023Dang that really sucks, my mother has had to deal with arthritis since childhood so I know how much of your life it can consume. I hope you still enjoy drawing though, you are extremely talented.
The amount of effort you put into these videos is honestly impressive. Keep it up Radovend!
36:24 I love how the guy is so addidcted to moonveil that he just keeps on trying to use it as the apes slowly chio him down.
2:45 DUDE!! That was a tip top mix right there. Her chant goes really well with disco-ish music
30:14 oh that has happened to me before. Never use Bloodhound Fang near a cliff.
Fantastic, as ever!
Also, I never knew the bats made those sounds when they weren't singing!
Brilliant stuff. I legitimately cannot believe some of these worked!
Surprised by how entertaining this is. Every invasion is its own little story.
I find your humor exquisite. Your drawings are wonderful, and your perseverance in grinding these videos from what is like, 2 years? Is amazing!
True art, both the illustrations and the trolling. ☺
Agree
perfect disguise! specially the one with the okina mask! Also the usual introductory drawing is getting more and more detailed! :D
These abomination creations are beautiful
Keep making these pleaseee
Oh you and your shenanigans. I appreciate the comedy your subtitles give to this. 😂
Lol this video is so chaotic, I laughed a lot!
This is awesome! Nice to have a channel dedicated to comedy.
Chanting Winged Dame disco remix goes hard
Ruin struin precipice underrated best area for pvp activities
Amazing video !! I actually love the dialogues lol
I love the dialogue, so many great turns of phrase. Let's you exercise your inner Shakespear!
I was literally just thinking to myself the other day "I wonder when we'll get another Radovend vid?" - I'm always amazed at how well one can just blend in, if they really want. PLUS we get the return of GLORIA?!
Your videos are refreshing.
Love the fails, tws a good idea to include them :)
Another very entertaining video! Keeep making them!
The first 10 minutes, OMG.
Almost the whole hour. Niceee.
When are we getting DLC disguise content?
Either way…keep up the good work
I haven't had much time to play the DLC. I'm only in the starting area. I can't say when. The problem is I have so much old footage for videos already. Most likely I will never make any DLC content.
Best Elden Ring content, if we ever cross paths ill make sure to drop you marika's runes!
Goodness, just when I thought the ant disguise was pushing it, it is remarkable this worked even as often as it did! Especially the version using the royal knight helm, I would be less surprised if we were using DS3 lock-on distances but as such this is hilarious! The writing is delightful as usual, and I appreciated the attention to detail with the bat-like move-set of the crucible wings and poison perfume.
Oh this is nothing. There are far more ludicrous disguises that still need to be turned into videos. 4 terabytes of footage. If only I had more time. Maybe I should do the sunflower disguise video next ...
I think the royal knight helm is supposed to be resembling the bat with the gold crown thing
@@radovend2023 That does sound really cool, is that using the sunflower DLC weapon or pre-date it? Whatever it is next I'll be looking forward to it.
Predates it. Oh no... A sunflower weapon? Now I'll have to record more footage first. Maybe I'll do a non disguise trolling video next ..
@@radovend2023 I think you'll find some real delights for creative disguises in the DLC!
Masterful. Welcome back. ^_^
Keep making these please!
You draw really good 😮
UNMATCHED wit. I kneel...
what a coincidence, I was just watching one of your videos
@@randominternetuser2599 nice. I hope you feel its worth your time.
@@radovend2023perfect for kep8ng myself busy at work 👌🏻
THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING BRO!!
If only you could retroactively add drawings to your older videos 💖
You farmed the Divine Bird Legs. Well done. I got lucky.
@majorasmask5523 I also got lucky. My sister dropped it for me. I haven't even had much time to play the DLC yet. Imm still in the early areas. That's my goal for this weekend
@@radovend2023 good luck getting the Divine Beast Warrior helm and chest. They both dropped first try, on different warriors, but others have had horrific farming experiences.
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na,
BATMEN
These are insane
Everyone who got fooled get eye sight prescription Now
I appreciate the amount of attempts this took
15:30 IT"S ME!!! I was so excited to invade y'all. love your stuff.
Your character is cool. Skin thief is a cool name
@@strangeboy904 just wanted something unsettling. i was gonna go "Facestealer" but it was too long to all fit.
Cool character :) very creative. I feel bad about hanging up on you with all the bewitched bats
The age of empires reference is always welcome. Also the invader is referencing a book series called The Stormlight Archive. If you're a fantasy reader, it's top notch.
@@justie04 which invader was that?
@@radovend2023 sorry, the very first one that came alongside the age of empires attack sound. Kaladin is one of the main characters in The Stormlight Archive
@@justie04 Ah, interesting, thanks :)
Idk if this would help with your trolling because it only lasts for one minute, but if you use the Assassin’s Gambit AoW and cast the spell Unseen Form, invaders can’t lock onto you. Also, you’re completely invisible to PvE so you can position yourself right next to them without triggering aggro.
Hmmm... sounds like it has potential!
I love your intros and creativity
Awesome vidoes! I am glad I found this channel!
honour was indeed honorable. what a chill dude.
Those magic bats are nasty, great video 😂
We wait for these videos, sometimes setting them aside to drink later like fine wine.
Have you considered impersonating the ants in Ainsel River?
@@AndrewBenningfield-ji3iw that will be my ants disguise part 2 video. I upload so slow 🐌 that it might be a year before I make that one. I have the footage , just no time to edit 😔
@@radovend2023 My thanks.
these bats are so strong lol. How many NG+ is this
It says Ng++ in the part by fort faroth
This is even funnier changing the bat's voice pitch
A whole video about bewitched NG++++ enemies would be very funny XD
This is genius omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here before this channel blows up
Absolutely brilliant bat buffoonery, bravo 🌹
You put a lot of flair into the videos. You could scale down a lot and it would still be good and then you can upload more regularly.
Great video
commenting for the almighty algorithm. may your artistic endeavors be fruitful and your coinpurses fat
Pigeons were (and are) domesticated and seen as pretty regular animals in ye olden days, so, not exactly vermin. That’s why pigeons can’t build nests, we kept them for sending messages so long that they forgot how.
I was too harsh on the pigeons :'(
@@radovend2023 offer breadcrumbs, therefore forgiveness
Have my view. I hope it gets you a Macdonalds happy meal in add revenue at least
Best chanel ❤i love
How do you come up with so many things to say?
Is it fair to say sometimes the strategy bat-fires? BWAHAHAHAHA
13:06 W invader
8:55 🤣