Aries Spears⎢Learn How to Speak F***ing English!⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

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  • @Chris64J
    @Chris64J 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    LOL I’m Mexican and this is one of my favorite bits.

    • @hinkhall5291
      @hinkhall5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guatemalan here. So true. Dis hilarious! 😂

    • @ShieldandBucklerMusic
      @ShieldandBucklerMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same Here. LMAO

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But you do speak English.

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@edithdlp8045 We espeak engrish

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Abel-Alvarez 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Golden_Rayan
    @Golden_Rayan ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I said what the fuck is plabor"😂

  • @grandpahouse
    @grandpahouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Cashier: want a biscuit?
    Aries: yes I’m busy

  • @taurusl7244
    @taurusl7244 9 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I'm never offended by A . Spears whoever he makes fun off Africans Black's Whites because he does it in a way that's funny and not offensive to anyone. Great Comedian.

    • @ja.m9562
      @ja.m9562 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well i bet you don't speak for africans, blacks, whites and whoever he makes fun off. just cause it's not offensive to you doesn't mean that it isn't to someone else. his jokes are not always funny, this one however was. FOR ME. i don't know if any mexicans got offended, and if they did, then they have a right to and i'm sorry

    • @gregvaldez1269
      @gregvaldez1269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      J A. M No thats not how comedy works thats pc bs.

    • @justamediocreyoutubechanne4172
      @justamediocreyoutubechanne4172 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Comedy is more funny when it's relatable lol

  • @Abcde-pd8rc
    @Abcde-pd8rc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I’m Dominican and this shit funny as hell all love ❤️ to our USA folks 😂😂😂

  • @Pacific-qu7en
    @Pacific-qu7en 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I’m Chicano, this bit killed me especially at 1:20 Family Feud 😂🤣💀

  • @smc1774
    @smc1774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "No I'm not playing with myself in Poppeys."😅😃🤣😂😆

  • @tonyslice7279
    @tonyslice7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the Doobey chicken and the bissy . yoo, im crying over here

  • @kevinnegronrosado7889
    @kevinnegronrosado7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    1:42 Rest in Peace Kobe Bryant #24 and his daughter Gianna. Forever in our hearts.

  • @tiffanykinsel9974
    @tiffanykinsel9974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Oh my god.....he is on.point with this!!!

  • @tokioism07
    @tokioism07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He sounded dominican 😂

  • @smc1774
    @smc1774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This never gets old!!!😅😃🤣😂😆

  • @Ada_solo99
    @Ada_solo99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Probably the most underrated funniest comedian of all time. Dave chappelle fan

  • @vanbeek16
    @vanbeek16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    damn this is funny as hell!!!
    love this guy his shaq impression is awesome!!

  • @Lopoddity
    @Lopoddity 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    We habba dey YASH POTATO!

  • @kanirzyv351
    @kanirzyv351 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hot sauce nigga🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Antonin1738
    @Antonin1738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If you think this is racist, remember that George Lopez did the same joke but for Jack in the Box lol

  • @HipHopJunkie
    @HipHopJunkie ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is absolutely hilarious lol everyone has had this happen to them at least once.

  • @honeymiller7061
    @honeymiller7061 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Omg I love this man!!!!!!

  • @AmericanFUBAR33
    @AmericanFUBAR33 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tremendous talents 😅😅😂

  • @ComeAtMePls
    @ComeAtMePls 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I've watched this before, but for some reason, this time i laughed so much that i nearly fucking spewed. this man is gold.

  • @EyeBelieveSo
    @EyeBelieveSo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    RIP Kobe

  • @CzarAice01
    @CzarAice01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahahahahaha i work at customer service as a trainer and literally my trainee went "my apologize por de wrong pone." I was laughing hysterically, same with the customer. Then I took the call and I resolved the issue and I told her, "from this point on, only watch and listen to english songs" now she's laughing at herself 2 years ago 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sedaberry
    @sedaberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’m Hispanic and I agree 100%. And he’s hilarious!

  • @Lopkop19
    @Lopkop19 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What the fuck is juice?" - Dave Chappelle & Aries Spears

  • @glennfowler2883
    @glennfowler2883 9 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    To my Mexican homies dont trip. Im pretty sure he wasn't being racist but in the world of comedy you gatta be able to take a joke. Thats why its called comedy. You gatta admit, this guy is hilarious. God bless everyone and essay's learn some english...lol...ha ha ha
    Just joking vato.. calmat'e

    • @Sevv9220
      @Sevv9220 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +glenn fowler It's not just anyone south of the border. I've had to deal with people from Europe, Africa, and Asia who almost refuse to learn the language commonly used in America.

    • @gregvaldez1269
      @gregvaldez1269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      glenn fowler I don't care lol this is comedy no political correctness here .

    • @antoniogutierrezjr3175
      @antoniogutierrezjr3175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      glenn fowler not rascist. It is just frustrating especially if one has been here for decades it’ shows disrespect and laziness if England lost against Spain different story just pray us Latinos step it up god bless

    • @marcussaenz22
      @marcussaenz22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mexicans dont get butthurt over racist jokes... we dont react like black folk does with racist jokes

    • @9charlie84
      @9charlie84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      antonio gutierrez jr As a latino i must say, latino’s do suck at English.😂
      Doesn’t mean latino’s are less intelligent or whatever. It’s funny as comedy but in real life it does create frictions in society.
      If people come as foreigners in a country and want to work and integrate into society, then language is key, and it needs practice and effort from that person.

  • @Joshuamarc8
    @Joshuamarc8 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't breev! LMAO!

  • @akhancj9
    @akhancj9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    great comedian 👍

  • @chitizzleheights617
    @chitizzleheights617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Wehabaday"😂😂😂true story" I need a key made"...."no cocky"'..."I'm not being cocky"...same frustrated look then he too a deep breath and slowly said "No Car Keys."

  • @madelinemehok1431
    @madelinemehok1431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    What he is saying is true for every country. If you move or travel to another country, learn at least enough of the language to get around. When I traveled to China, I learned some Chinese. I also speak Spanish, and though I will speak in Spanish to you if you wish, if you were Spanish speaker in this country I think you should learn some English I'm not saying you have to replace your original language with English, but do learn English it's easier for both of us. As long as you try, it's okay with me. And I'll do my best to help/ translate.

    • @damiester1
      @damiester1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol hell nah. White folks who come to China barely speak a word of Chinese. In fact, they expect the Chinese to start speaking English in their own country. The double standard is ridiculous.

  • @dorjiphalam
    @dorjiphalam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No taco for him.

  • @jannlynn4079
    @jannlynn4079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very true and love it!!!

  • @aj-xv7dr
    @aj-xv7dr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    People that need to learn english: immigrants/Family Of immigrants, And Young Thug.

    • @narutouzumaki3794
      @narutouzumaki3794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao young thug!! lmao xD

    • @ralphman8252
      @ralphman8252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For young thug need ESL Classes quick

    • @sykosteve777
      @sykosteve777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You don't need to learn English if you live in California, since its Mexico

    • @starz0meme
      @starz0meme 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +UNDERGROUNDBEAST omg lol

    • @Jayden-yn6wf
      @Jayden-yn6wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These Americans never learned the Native language

  • @AthenaGM
    @AthenaGM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    While I can understand the irony here. I was able to understand what he was immitating from Popeyes guys before he "translating" haha.

  • @AndrewsOpinion15
    @AndrewsOpinion15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ARIES SPEARS I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT LOL !!!!

  • @jordandouvartzidis1745
    @jordandouvartzidis1745 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first time I watched this I laughed so hard I cried and pee’d at the same time. “We habbadeh” got me good. I grew up with plenty of European migrants so this is spot on.

  • @alexander6762
    @alexander6762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What nigga you know puts mayo on chicken"
    Ever heard of a McChicken? Or Chicken Sandwhich from BK?

  • @hou5eheadjason
    @hou5eheadjason 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's hilarious cause I don't speak Spanish but try talking English to Mexicans who don't know English they do sound like that

  • @SexyandBrown
    @SexyandBrown 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I wouldnt go to Spain or Mexico without knowing some Spanish. That's not racist. It's common sense. My friend is Asian. They didn't come here expecting us to know Laos. They did what they had to do.

    • @konatasenpai2809
      @konatasenpai2809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessssss! Totally agree

    • @petestickler3390
      @petestickler3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree your friend brought the 🦠! See how he dose now that the racist point at him. Asian are under the racist radar.

  • @hinkhall5291
    @hinkhall5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He must have been talking to Cubans lol😂
    Also, in Canada Filipinos are our Mexicans lol

    • @lamadesurvivor5216
      @lamadesurvivor5216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao next that definitely wasn’t Mexican accent 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dannavanessa6153
      @dannavanessa6153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cuban don’t speak English like that

    • @Comeswoopfam
      @Comeswoopfam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Puerto Ricans

    • @casanova11ize
      @casanova11ize ปีที่แล้ว

      *domanicans

  • @BatGirlRaquel
    @BatGirlRaquel 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!! SO FUNNy!!!!

  • @tatubuddha2
    @tatubuddha2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG. I love it

  • @Alexabee95
    @Alexabee95 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funny af

  • @BlakaveliX
    @BlakaveliX 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Agreed

  • @i.am.prinze.2008
    @i.am.prinze.2008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i died

  • @rollinsasughajr1402
    @rollinsasughajr1402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro I'm acc crying 😭😭😭😭

  • @bfg297
    @bfg297 ปีที่แล้ว

    You go man

  • @Chinasawr
    @Chinasawr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    straight up

  • @fungirl2840
    @fungirl2840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We have de sodas and de USES🤣

  • @Nabiili
    @Nabiili 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    damn straight lol

  • @2serveand2protect
    @2serveand2protect 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    01:32 - hooly sh*t! - ...the guy with the cap - was this "Riddick"??

  • @Bazerk300
    @Bazerk300 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LMAO

  • @NunyJr
    @NunyJr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Who asks "what type of drinks do you have?" At a Popeyes is what I wanna know.

  • @fungirl2840
    @fungirl2840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    U want de two piece yiken!

  • @honorbluelovelyful
    @honorbluelovelyful 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im curious about them yuices 😂😂

  • @NAJErEa91
    @NAJErEa91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LMBO !!!!! CONSTIPATION CONVERSATION LMBO HAHAHA

    • @NAJErEa91
      @NAJErEa91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "KOBE'S ON" .... darn , my heart dropped! smh that man really really was legendary and truly special smh REST IN POWER BLACK MAMBA!

    • @NAJErEa91
      @NAJErEa91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "WE HAABA DEH. ...YASH POTAYDOE!" LMBO

    • @NAJErEa91
      @NAJErEa91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TF IS. THE YUICE! LMBO HAHAHAH GREAT COMEDY!

  • @davidjohnson4298
    @davidjohnson4298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mr white man tankyou for bringing us hear 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bizkit2147
    @bizkit2147 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol,,I remember this🤣🤣🤣🤣 I done it at Popeye's

  • @KryptoChronicutelite
    @KryptoChronicutelite 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    funny af

  • @Ragin__Cajun
    @Ragin__Cajun 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He's way better than anyone I've ever heard constantly funny. Like Kevin hart is funny but not funny where I had to pause the video so I can breathe like this guy every time. I'm going to have such a ripped 6-pack after this

  • @KingArsine
    @KingArsine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What the fuck is Yuice!?!? 😂😂😂😂

  • @user-lo4nf9xz2f
    @user-lo4nf9xz2f 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Amigo you short vato logo u F funny

  • @jasona9846
    @jasona9846 ปีที่แล้ว

    Laredo, Texas!!!!! 100%

  • @tarysoold
    @tarysoold 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm black and a girl and loves this

  • @lens5000
    @lens5000 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    funny shit lolol

  • @GG8476
    @GG8476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Javade jajajajajajajajaja

  • @miamadomusic
    @miamadomusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Was I the only one who actually understood what the latino was saying hahaha. Did not hear what Aaron heard.

    • @Anedoje
      @Anedoje 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understood it only because I have to deal with costumers that talk like that everyday

  • @toelife2112
    @toelife2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm fuckin dead

  • @shaggylocs232
    @shaggylocs232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jajaja kobe is on come on nigga. RIP black mamba

  • @jenbb3923
    @jenbb3923 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who listens in 2024 and still finds it amusing

  • @DFXWAY
    @DFXWAY หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @ytsn_THE_OG
    @ytsn_THE_OG 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We habba dey

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am Mexican American and my parent's have been in America sinve 1971. And they can't speak English. Both are American citizens and waited until they were 65 to have the citizenship test done in spanish. Sad.

    • @thejazzylife1180
      @thejazzylife1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very sad! Sounds like they could care less about America 🥲

    • @jaguaregor4258
      @jaguaregor4258 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thejazzylife1180 Spanish and English is the same crap, both are European languages. Your European cousins (Spaniards) spent their life forcing Spanish language onto others and now you don't want it around?

  • @k5elevencinc0
    @k5elevencinc0 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well they better get used to getting ignored and not hired lol

  • @rawrtunaisgod
    @rawrtunaisgod 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ralphie May gets away with it pretty good.

  • @goheine
    @goheine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣😂

  • @ninjaguy123
    @ninjaguy123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's not that difficult. Immigrants that need a job, will get hired or referred by their family and friends. Also, a lot of them get paid cash, so the employer gets cheap labor and doesn't have to pay extra taxes.

  • @khalilmartin5916
    @khalilmartin5916 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is to funny

  • @JamsTomatoReviews1
    @JamsTomatoReviews1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can understand why people wood thumb this video down this is kind of racist towards Mexicans but in the same time it is hella funny

    • @gregvaldez1269
      @gregvaldez1269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mexican isnt even a race and spanish is a language.

    • @Jahndowe
      @Jahndowe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not racist bruh

    • @jaguaregor4258
      @jaguaregor4258 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gregvaldez1269Mexican is a race. Not everyone can be Mexican. Mexico is not an immigrant country like the USA!

  • @LRrealest
    @LRrealest 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    RIP Kobe Bryant

  • @Islandinthesun87
    @Islandinthesun87 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    daniel tosh would disagree :P

  • @user-sl7ki4ip7v
    @user-sl7ki4ip7v 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @timothyrogers1483
    @timothyrogers1483 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    gummy bear song

  • @eltuani1270
    @eltuani1270 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amazing Joke, And it’s true my Brodda. Our people needs to learn how to speak English. Great massage 💪

  • @Mondoggy1986
    @Mondoggy1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How I feel when I hear Ebonics 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonturner1590
    @jasonturner1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bad @ss dude

  • @kaylapinkerton8132
    @kaylapinkerton8132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    cheetah

  • @ralph3489
    @ralph3489 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shaq's Five Minute Funnies?
    its only 3min

  • @gregvaldez1269
    @gregvaldez1269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In comedy everyone is made fun of black people ,whites asians etc

  • @ralphman8252
    @ralphman8252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aries in this was funny but if u sit and listen to the accent you'll understand easily it's easy for me n I'm the same race

    • @chriso8193
      @chriso8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Race ain't got shit to do with comprehension.

  • @fungirl2840
    @fungirl2840 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I said what the fuck is Playba

  • @wonkehdonkey4941
    @wonkehdonkey4941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2
    0
    1
    9
    ?
    Anyone?

    • @larukulunaseas
      @larukulunaseas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bruh did you survive covid

  • @abigailmedina9005
    @abigailmedina9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    halo infinite trailer

  • @alexmckee2268
    @alexmckee2268 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2 pc yickyy

  • @lordkira9791
    @lordkira9791 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this dudes black and got the asian glow going

  • @Pelon515
    @Pelon515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Learn how to speak English"
    Yet he says things like "Comin' outta they face"
    Oh, the irony lol. Still, he's a good comic.

    • @firstaid1883
      @firstaid1883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Pelon 515 thats just slang and acceptable

    • @tbirds26hockey
      @tbirds26hockey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Boom Box it's not english though

    • @tbirds26hockey
      @tbirds26hockey 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boom Box Okay cool nigga

    • @firstaid1883
      @firstaid1883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oregonfootball95
      bet u wont say nigga to a black mans face

    • @firstaid1883
      @firstaid1883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oregonfootball95
      wow just wow. dont u have a trump rally to be at

  • @omarharo3132
    @omarharo3132 ปีที่แล้ว

    3 years ahead of Trump lmaooo

  • @Richardbh14
    @Richardbh14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jajaja so funny. The latino accent is too strong and sometimes funny. The language barrier is just a matter of time. Just remember that the african american community has the advantage of 400 years 😉😉😉.

  • @StandUpArtist
    @StandUpArtist 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Louis CK

  • @xoxoxoxo1831
    @xoxoxoxo1831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am a European woman living in the US, i dont understand most black people’s English lol

    • @Godzilladad
      @Godzilladad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's jokes. Stop being offended. Also you don't know everyone black in America, you sound stupid ASF

    • @tylongkicks8821
      @tylongkicks8821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Da Classic Ok white boy

    • @ntg_noah1785
      @ntg_noah1785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oke Jorge