When your dealer says he's 5 mins away
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He said he'll be there in 5 minutes, there's no need to remind him every hour about it
@@realpyro6969 bruh
Lmfao
@@BikeRush what did they say
LMAO
Exactly. 5 mins means 5 mins. He doesn't need reminding a 5th time 5 hours later n that. CAMON
What a guy! hes out there posing as a dealer but secretly helping people get through their addiction by not showing up
tru if standing 10 hours in the cold wont change you nothing will
Lmao
It's weed mofo
@@mikebar42 Been there said that , you will learn when your older
@@JW0121 I've learned already
Cheese
You'd think he has to come to the spot to film every couple hours to get a darker sky when in reality it probably took less than an hour to go from daytime to darkness 😂😂
Dave is that u??
@@schwuzi fr, winter be wildin
I thought I saw that too
@@swashy3110 I mean, it takes less than an hour to do that in any season but yeah love love love
5 minutes = 5 business days
5 weeks
@@thicccjabba5149 5 decades
5 centuries
Shipping takes time, they don't get it, lol
5 millenniums
“That mango guava pineapple 95” 😂 “5 minutes bro” whilst half asleep
He said 45 I think.
I heard 35
45
@Hank Lawton ur parents don’t love you Hank.
@Hank Lawton wouldn’t of thought anything less of you whilst your trash talking a 13 year old over the internet.
Man could've just done the whole skit in 30 minutes but he actually waited there until it got dark. Appreciate that.
Coulda been right outside his house
@@ethernal2072 I can bet on that :D
@@ethernal2072 who cares? That's not the point lol. It's not the location, it's the time he waited.
@@mhthekilla who said he waited
@@yazzy3177 tf if mans not waiting for night, how else it gonna come. 😂
Man said 'I can literally see you, you look nice bro'. Fully mocking it
Now I’ve realised what my dealer says when he says “waiting for the Re-Up” 😂
what does it mean
@@abusyofficial waiting to get more weed. He ran out
When they tell me that shit I just hit someone else up fuck that. But some guys be like OTW but low key waiting to re up and that’s why they take like 2-3 hours when it should’ve been like 30 mins at the most if they’re on the way.
@@abusyofficial a Re up?
@@Ben-tt6bh re = again or repetition
up = fill up ... waiting for his supplier basically
I like how it starts off with the minor disappointment of not having the strain you want lol
It was always like that. Sometimes they don't break that to you until you're meeting face to face and by then it's too late to say no that's not what I wanted.
@@maximalsakerhet7930 it's not too late if they don't have what you want call someone who does, no hard feelings it's just business
Plug knows what’s coming😂
No love
@@mikebar42 th-cam.com/video/HL8JGNn1l4Y/w-d-xo.html
@@knuckzsho4349 random ass recommendation 😅
@@mikebar42 expect da unexpected lol
I died when he said you’re looking fresh you got them on and the camera zooms to the sliders! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My dealer is pretty reliable, he runs his business like an actual business. Even has people to fill in to keep it going 24/7
what is dealer of?
@@arun3568 of love
yeah keep away from dealers that work by themselves very lazy and unreliable
@@mr.khan.h3695 Haha
send the number
This brings back memories im glad I dont smoke anymore dealers are the most unreliable people in the world
"yea I can slide wyn?" Doesn't text back till days later
Just be friends with them, always on time
@@scottdavies3580 lol fr
@@scottdavies3580 man knows/
Theyre a bunch of nonunionized mfs leave em alone
“Been in the cold for 5 hours how is that love”😭😭😭
My dealer told me he was 20 mins away. Two hours later he still hasn’t come and my phone was almost stolen twice by guys in mopeds driving on the pavement.
Ahh yes the drill gang ride by
Yh he set u up lmao
@@Haruka-ps6vo can you delete your channel, dasty dauuwn!!!
You live in Brazil?
My phone died on me once and I needed it to keep in touch with the dealer obvs, do a balance transfer to take my cash out and to get home with my contactless card. It's because it was cold and iPhones die if you take them out of your pocket when it's below 10c outside! So I had to get my boyfriend to come to the train station and help me out but it's the least he could do after 6 plus years of having his girlfriend do 3-4 hour round trips paying for ALL of his weed as well as mine...
"I'm 5 minutes away, just count to 5". 🤣🤣🤣
That’s why you need to have at least 2 of em just in case one is feeling allergic to money
Or jus buy a bigger bit and stop being broke
@@plopdoo339 dropping no less than 100 every time I hit em up makes me broke? Don’t speak on shit you know nothing about
@@unlucky5823 ohh I'm buying a half of skunk look at me
@@plopdoo339 damn lil bro imagine being overcharged and flexing could never be me that’s how I know you not worth my time
Just got 2 recently cuz why I love exotics I can’t be paying 120-140 a half all the time. New deal with my friend is for mids I can get a zip 150-180
i guess this happens to all of us ApnaJ is the GOAT in describinng a clear representation of our Daily life
Or I could just not do drugs
They had us all grabbed by the balls at some point lol them rude fuckers
@@igee1605 that is not an option
I watch to see what YOU all go through (funny af btw).
@@boahnation9932 this is the most logical and levelheaded option.
What makes it even longer is the fact the "re-up" be doing the exact same shit to the plug 🤣🤣🤣
Plan ahead buy before u run out
@@aleksanderblinn4492 I got to the point where I was booking dealers over a week in advance to try to avoid this shit. Eventually gave up and went legal. Don't get me wrong there's still problems, but at least you can complain about it and if someone steals your weed off your doorstep you can actually go to the police!
@@SobrietyandSolace how did you go about getting a med card?
Do you have anxiety? Here is a mmj card
That easy
I once smoked with a dealer and he told everyone who rang him he’d be 20 minutes and 2-3 hours later he still hadn’t left to see anyone. Basically what he was doing was waiting till he had about 5 or more people waiting for him then he’d go drop off.
@@dst7284 🔥 🤦🏽♂️ 🔥
@@dst7284 lool
Ok if that's their system but just fucking tell people that's how you operate. I got sick of that so started making appointments a week ahead of time reserving my bits. When you are a medical user you need particular strains and often going out or substituting with something else isn't an option, plus I had a full time job and university and divorced parents leaving me to parent their other child and a relationship to juggle- places to be; man I needed people to come through when they said they were going to come through.
@@SobrietyandSolace lol you act like dealers are professionals running a business. The only reliable dealer is a chemist.
@@hannahk249 Business is business! Lol you say that and even the professionals fuck up- I got an invoice for someone else's oil once!
"there is no love in this bro"😂
This is every dealer in the world 😂😂😂
I swear dealers are the most uncoordinated people ever
Depends on the dealer, some think you’ll still buy off them even after waiting hours, when you go to someone else watch them change up and have 10/10 customer service😂
Exxaccllyy!
@@SnowmanSantana The thing sis for every customer they lose there's always going to be 10 more people wanting to buy so they don't really care.
@@SobrietyandSolace depends on the persons line, not all shotters are rich uno, most barely can flip a Z in a week and use their profit to smoke😂 dont let the internet fool you
@@SnowmanSantana I’m just talking about my experience with about 9 different dealers over the space of 12 years and mostly in London but I hear what you’re saying though most of my guys would not get out of bed to sell less than a half oz. Even still they couldn’t be bothered to drive to my house when I had money. Also I think I’m more inclined to get disrespect because I’m female. I can’t exactly threaten the guy if he makes me wait any longer. I’ve tried opening my mouth and it do not go down well.
Why is this so accurate
@@Haruka-ps6vo you wear a hijab and post that crap. Shame on you
@@mk-ld8ih that ain't a hijab is it????
@@mk-ld8ih it’s a hacked account
that ringtone bro 😂 got me shakin from the PTSD i got scared when he first played it
Legend has it he's still waiting the 5 minutes😂
tired of these types of old comments, at least try be creative rather than pasting same type of comment everywhere
This the most relatable skit u done bro icl
"Love love love love love love love love"
Messages you 4 years later....
"You still lookin?"
Lol I can confirm as a former uber driver, you dealers know how to lose a customer. I pickup dealers all the time and mans saying to his customers yeah I'm 5 mins away when sat nav says 1 hour 45 mins
Thats hilarious rofl
What dealer is getting an hour and a half Uber to do a drop? Wtf lmaoo. That's a madness.
WTF? Must be moving some serious shit to drive an over an hour .
I wanna know what makes everybody a dealer like how tf you know they was dealers lol
@@boejiden876 yeah but not be able to afford a car 🤣 or even a runner.
“Man said you’re looking fresh bro”😂😂😂
That was jokes I'm baked right now 🤣
Man’s actually quit smokin before cos my guy was actually like this 😭 when you wait so long you get used to being sober
nothing beats....love love love lmao😂
When dealers get there they either say where the hell are you or ask you to come to different location
😂
"there's no love in this bro" 😭😂😂
“I can see you!” 😂😂 “looking fresh bro” oh my days 😭
When he says ✨love✨ That made the vio of waiting like a bishead in the cold for 12 hours go away.
P.S don’t depend on a Brudda that sleeps with a jacket on for loud looool.
fed
@@nmalota3046 weirdo
@@stinger9588 freak
Your comment made no sense. Speak English.
Waiting like a what
"Been out here in the cold for 5 hours... How's that love" 🤣🤣🤣
“Love love love” kills me 😭😭
are we not going to talk about the old nokia ringtone?
Trap phone innit
It’s what dealers use as it’s safest
Just another attention to detail thing ApnaJ put in the video to show drug dealers use brick phones 😂
Man your videos are getting better, they were always funny but ive def noticed an improvement overall. Keep up the good work and thanks for the entertainment!
You deserve all the growth you been receiving ngl 👏🏾
This guy gets bare REAL love love loveLoveyeah! 💯 🙏🏾 👏🏾 ☺
2:30 that songs stuck in my head now😂
This was the longest 03:36 of my life I don’t know why felt like a whole movie
Best of this year 2021 so far 🤣🤣🤣
"There's no love in this"
Never seems to upset streets won’t forget 🤙😂
The love love love as he went bed had me looooool
Lol
3:12 "Hyeah yeh hyeah yeh" 😂😂😂
5mins away indeed😂😂
"I'm literally here bro" hits too close to home
My dealer once said he's 10 mins away ,he called after 2 hours 💀
3:13. Hyeah Hyeah Hyeah Hyeah 😂
these always make me laugh 😂
Love love love luff luff luffff... 😂
I think we all became dealers just for this it’s heart warming :,)
"It's 5 minutes bro. Just count to 5 bro!" 🤣
Yo I felt this shit on a spiritual level
The nokia ringtone tho
Bro this vid was so on point all the way down to the "you active rn" phone call had me dead from the start
“I’m only doing air max 95 today” 🤣🤣🤣
Luv luv luv luv luv 😂😂😂😂
one of my dealers literally lives on the same road as me 4 doors down and still somehow manages to '5 minutes' me to death
Goat has returned
What's even better is this is 100 percent accurate
"I'll be there in 5 mins, just count to 5 bro" 😂
Laughed as soon as i clicked
Feel personally attacked sometimes it takes a while for a re especially big bits 🤣😭🤣 love
Every time I watch Js video 15 seconds in straight to the comments lav lav lav lav 🤣👍💥😂
I thought I was alone in this. Had this shit happened too many times, one time a plug called me after 2 hours and I straight told his ass I went w someone else lol
@@_Professor_Oak shut up
You guys know how it feels when a woman is sat there for hours all dressed up waiting to come over and you tell her you fell asleep again lol
@@SobrietyandSolace TT pain
The end bro😂😂😂😂😂
Fantastic video apna j i hope you had a great Christmas 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣the ending, too good acting
BRO GIVE THIS MAN A MILLION SUB ALREADY 😂
Plot twist: all dealers just so happen to be orbiting a supermassive black hole when they give you an ETA. So technically they ain't lying.
Video quality’s getting better bro keep it up
yup best skit so far 😏💯💯🤣🤣🤣 I can relate
all us dealers laughing like mad , good one
You deal bro?
@@slushfabuloso5329 no comment.little brother had my phone.
@@slushfabuloso5329 Fbi confirmed everyone act natural
You active bro?
@@slushfabuloso5329 fed
No wonder my drugs are late 🤣🤣
U got dem on 🤣🤣🤣
This guy doesn’t stop 🤣
THIS IS QUALITY
Legend has it that it only took him 5 minutes to make this video.
Bro I have watched this so many times and I’m still cracking up
You still need dat? I’m dead 🤣
This is so accurate 😂
i love ur content man
THE REALEST VIDEO EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Youre 1 funnnnnny guy fam 💯😂
This made me wanna call the plug and tell him im 5 minutes away
1:57 Bro I can't literally see you you're looking fresh bro 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 keeping saying love I’ve been out here 5hrs 🤣
“Ight love ,love”
Bro that ringtone is so fcking loud
I hope you stay as you are and dont get too many others involved in ur skits I can watch your videos all day mate u you are hilarious🤣👍
Apna J is a legend 😂😂😂
That ringtone guaranteed a good video😭😭😂😂
yes sir innit