Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ธ.ค. 2015
- Join 2 crappy guards: swagmaster6969696 and chris on weird fun adventures as they attempt to do their jobs as guards of a spaghetti factory:
this time they have been suspended and a shady figure, ivan says he can help...(but he doesn't really)
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add me on skype: That hobo smg4
Voice of ivan voiced by: Garrett Menshew
Gmod Model of swagmaster by FireFlame and Brewster T Koopa.
enjoy! - บันเทิง
you guys like swagmaster and chris...right?
What a joke
Love em 😀
They are epic
+SMG4 depends on who loves them
IVAN hahahahah
For once Greg did something useful
Made swaglasses? Onyx but swagmaster191919191919 is best swaggy person
+OnyxKing67 Oh hai Onyxking, when is the battle of the retarded villains coming?
Spring as usual
+OnyxKing67 Thanks mate, I can't wait!
z0mgz!!!!!!!1!!!eleven!! its ze onyxzkinfg!!1!1!one
"Time for teletubbies, mother f-" Best line ever.
Archifenix Fuk this sh!t,I'm out!
My favorite was "Feast your eyes on my... *troll face!"*
7:43 Maybe should put the time mark in, too.
2:32: Steve makes an appearance (cameo) in the window.
Wonder what he was doing there.
HI GUYS!!!
@@zaptrap9687 hi steve....
Looking for sexy girls I think
Again, one of the funniest franchise of all times. I love this one.
Hi geo
kk
I watched all Splatoon In the Nutshell series of u bra!
I love dis series too. Its so FABULOUS
Neslihan YILMAZ no to the series of guards n retards
1:00 can’t a creepy dude get some love?
"If you know what I mean."
'weird splurting lips'
@@shanederrickcapcut *girlish scream*
@@Angrycat-pg5ivhmm... well if you can help us, then that'd be great!
Swagmaster: Well Chris we're gonna die by butt rape from our boss!
Chris: Hell no! Not if I do it 1st!
Me:U wanna rephrase that buddy?
I like the part when Greg said “I’m the next Harry Potter with my magic skill that kills”that’s a good rhyme.
SMG4: when you're sick in bed, your friends are at school, and you need entertainment
+KHOffday yes
me to
I'm sick
Watch smg4
+swagmaster 2sweg4u Same here
Pingas canon 10/10
+Michael Aiyedun I swear I keep seeing you everywhere
+ShadowDragon23 Same!
+Michael Aiyedun pingas cannon 12/10
5/5 stars -IGN
CANNON PENIS!!
i can swear that i feel like i'll never get bored by this guys XD
5:14 and 5:49-5:54: Mario cameos
7:07-7:17: Lelelelel Best part
Don't underestimate swagmaster's swag mode.
HERE COMES SWAGMASTER
He's The best in Swag Fu
NinfialNine yes I am
+NinfialNine He is so
this was the most funniest and swag video yet
I want more Guards N' Retards :'v
Como reconocer a alguien que able español, busca los pacmans y las xds
xD
Me too!!
This video is still hilarious! Holds up very Well! Way better than the crap content we get Today! Anyone else miss this series like I Do? I miss it so Much! It's very nostalgic and a tear jerker because of how much SMG4 has been ruined since the end of 2017! We almost never see Chris and Swagmaster anymore...
True
But, Swag and Chris appeared in the Genesis Arc of SMG4, which is in 2021?
@@Macho-ln2ul But it isn't the same as og Guards N' Retards
I saw only Swag in the latest video about Mario Mart something tbh
Thumbs up if you want a sequel.
2 years and 26 likes
i geuss no more guards n' retards
@@Questions_marks 4 years and 131 likes
Sad face
@@bolineadegorfe1635 huh, neat.
:)
@@Questions_marks Swagmaster and Chris are just memories now :(
👍
6:48 THE BEST MODE
Woot, more Guards'n'Retards ^.^ I love these two idiots :D Swagmaster really is the swaggiest of them all. But his new Earthbound font is a bit hard to read.
+Lugmillord that's why he also has them speak their lines, that way he can get away with funny fonts in this series
+EnergyBurst2
SHI-I-I-I-I-I-I-IT! xD
:D
+swagmaster6969696969
cnfhdud
+Lugmillord Then i guess you dont know the true power of mr. saturn
And swagmasters swag mode rocks!
I have a really REALlY WEIRD recomended list...We are number 1 remixes,how to swear,LeafyIsHere and of course this genious shit and 1 hour long music videos.
Where did my life go wrong?
Cephyr_Games same
were number 1
Woah......
I have the weirdest boner right now...
YES!! I LOVE THIS SERIES!!
+Sprucelord II who doesnt?
+silver65papyrus , ruined papyrus chain ;)])))))))))))))))))))))))
Sans: I hope you understand the blue attack by now.
Yes I just thought 3 dogs about it
*Later*
Papyrus: Your blue now!
WHAT
I mean fought
+Sprucelord II get out undertale fan
I don't know why more people won't watch this series. this may be the funniest smg4 has to offer.
These are so funny and it makes me kind of sad that we aren't seeing more of these swag filled and swagtastic vids. Keep up the great work SMG4
The way the guys talk cracks me up.
Also when Swagmaster falls at 2:07 I kept cracking up what the heck!
FINNALLY! A TH-camR WITH A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR
I know right?
"Remind me never to come near you while your holding a piece of toast" Swagmaster-2015
Words of swaggy wisdom
This has to be one of my favorite episodes, We finally get to see a background character save the day and a new villain with a real voice. Good job, Love your videos man :-).
Where's Swagmaster?! I wanna see his ROFL Copter soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi :3
69 likes?! That's swag!
Oh men good old memories! But still gud! Only bad thing: the magician voice actor for some lines. My fav part: 6:30 SWAG MODE ACTIVATE!
One of my favorite series, good job man! :D
rest in peace this series, it was so perfect
my name is Ivan...
ten outta ten best friendly neighborhood magical creepy dude name ever
Phantom927 hello, my fellow wizard!
So is mine.
*gunshots* I don't want yo candy!
Stranger Danger, Stranger Danger!
Same..
i miss the old SMG4 videos...
same
2:37 SRSLY had me DYING because oh seargent's face appear! 😂😂😂
This is probably my favorite series out of all the other ones you have.
You should make these more often, I love these videos!
SMG4 Idk how you did it, but you managed to make me laugh my ass off once again xD
THE POWER OF TOAST! SHYGUY SAVES THE DAY LOL, HE SUMMONED THE TOAST KING D:
i meant the TOAST KING WAS SUMMONED
+MF◆Madyusef ♪ ツ I KNOW ©_®
+MF◆Madyusef ♪ ツ TOAST TOAST TOAST shy guy will be there
+MF◆Madyusef ♪ ツ Remind me never to stand near you when your holding a piece of toast.
+MF◆Madyusef ♪ ツ YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHH TOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSST!
I gotta love my friends voice acting, he was amazing and great vid as well SMG
I just find it so supporting how SMG4's friends actually comment on his videos and watch them and say nice things about his videos
"what is it"
last dying words of Ivan
I love this series!
This is honestly my favorite SMG4 series.
This is one of my favorite smg4 video ever 10/10
'I once peed on Satan'
5:14 Derpy Mario appears "Hello!"
smg4, you've done it.you've actually helped me figure out who my favorite character is all time:swagmaster
Yes SMG4 you're videos are really funny, I LOVE them, they too FABULOUS!Swag-fu the best kungfu
"i think we work in a zoo."
-Chris
But do you know what is more important than swag magic?
KNAWLEDGE
These need more views. It's like Arby n the Chief, but funny as hell.
this is like my favorite series you have ever done smg4
Swagmaster and Chris are bae please give them some more videos.
2:55 Swigity swotty I'm commin for DAT booty is still funny to me to this day...
This new episode of Arby n the Chief looks great
CONTINUE THE SERIES I LOVE IT I FIND THE VOICES makes it much more funnier
Love that Mr Saturn text
5:25 what is that sound clip from?
it's funny
merasmus from tf2
thank you
yes?
Silver Xemnas its actually meet the amazing medic piemations
meet the amazing medic -piemations
The voice though, honestly SMG4 u deserve more subs
I LOVE CHRIS AND SWAG!!! I Hope smg4 makes season 2
7:07 when I win a game I suck at
Plz make another one!
Jisnothere One of these days he might.
Hopefully.
This is the first time I met these guys and I still cant stop smilling from all tha laughter
The best series of all time returns
Why Swagmaster talk with that font?;-; I'm such a shit in english so I have to read every and each word and that font complicate my life a lot :'c...
Btw, awesome videos SMG4, I'm your new fan :"3
3:00 this is literally the same scene from meggy moves in
Nice
Wtf
Smg4 you make my life complete this is better then what hollywood makes
Here in 2021 watching this AMAZING classic
6:31 Swag mode Activated!
6:52
Wow, this one is so realistic!
best Smg4 video yet
Yay, you made more! Awesome man :D
I cant help but think that Swagmaster's font looks like Mr. Saturn's font.
Me too mate, ZOOM!
+Denis Henrique dos Santos toss him at your enemies, he'll break they're shields!
+Lily The Frog It is the saturn font Goggle search "senor saturno" and you can download it
Maybe it means Mother 4 is near it's release date? OMG
Cruelimposter the Awesome Itoi already said there won't be another official mother game, so that's why people are making the fangame mother 4
I love this series X,D
Abigail Laugeness Who doesn't?
i'm soooooo glad G.A.R. is back!!!
This is your best series swagmaster is master at swag fu
4:21 rage mode activate
Why swag master and Chris don't thank Greg for save them?
Paul Hui swag master did with a nipple twist
@@jovansandoval5019 That was actually more gay than hugging.
Because they're assholes
We know Bob's secret.
He was this man who did the swag magic
XD this is awesome keep up the good work
why does swagmaster 6969696969696969 have such a weird font
A fucking Jawa out of all things.
+Alex Greaney Mwahahahaha :)
"I am your friendly neighborhood magical creepy dude... IVAN!"
Denis Henrique dos Santos I am not showing off. but yes, I am the voice of Ivan,
great placement of the ice flower timer music. YEAH TOAST!
Please, more ;___;
Yeah Toast Shyguy To The Rescue! 3:37
idk but I think this video is... fabulous!! D:
Epic Series, i love it :3
chris and Swagmaster69696969696 in fnaf 3:58
5:35 Ohumein-Conga
Never thought id see these two again
Hell yeah and btw this series is on gmod right!
6:12 song name? lol this adventure is surely epic
Guiles theme Fro street fighter snes
What's the song that starts on 6:20? I swear I've heard it before
Boring I think it's street fighter
What the heck is this?! it made me laugh for an hour lol
swag mode activate😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉
Whats the song at 6:38?
0:44 Halloween summed up in a nutshell
Something you’ve been wanting for a long time
*Tedee Springhulls*
PLEASE DONT STOP MAKING THEEEESE
Thumbs up if you screamed toast with the shyguy