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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 เม.ย. 2015
- Contains harsh language and uhh weird themes.
Meet Swagmaster69696969 and Chris, two everyday guards who are quite the odd couple together and both who go on plenty of weird misadventures together.
The two guards are on board a train where an important item is in the process of being stolen...(i know not many of you watch this series but some feedback would be nice)
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Who else likes this series
Me
Best series 420/420
+John Paul Gonzalez CPOY 9000/5
93775888372718383/1
I don't like them, I love them
"YOU NEED TO STOP THE TRAIN, CHRIS IS PREGNANT" "SWEET JEEBUS ON A STICK"
SARGENT STAHP RIGHT NOW!
Lololololololololololololololol lololol lololololololololololololololol!!!
*cawf*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
In the video
Swag masters voice is Microsoft sam
Chris is Mike
And Mike is WiseGuy from forgemagic or something
@@riskyworks I forgot I even commented this years ago lmao 🤣
To all that are asking, the game is *GOLDENEYE 007* for the *N64* released in *1997.* A classic and the best first person shooter ever.
Haven't played that game in a long time.
I was about to comment what geme is it.......but thanks
The best first person shooter is TF2!!!!!!!!!! Dislike the comment that Team TinyTurtle made.
@@Pyrozilla You mean the comment that was made 4 years ago?
Nah dude medal of honor 1999 was best fpa from 20 centruy
See the interactions between Swag and Chris are reminiscent of SMG4 and Mario and they're both glorious.
Seriously guys, this series isn't bad, this is good humour imho
***** I agree
I totally agree too. It is more funnier than anything.
Definitely one of the funniest series :D
I never thought about it like that.
Holy shit...
That would make swag master Mario and Chris smg4. Well who is Sargent mark?
don't forget to give any feedback you might have!
SMG4 make a saving private swagmaster69696969
Idea- what if the guards are transported to peaches castle?
Do when mario meet my little pony
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
ALL ABOARD THE RETURN OF GUARDS AND RETARDNESS!!!
Did Chris say Luigi's line:"Shut up before I stab you!"? 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes and it is hilarious
You know, I would believe that Wario would say that. It fits him more, in my opinion.
"It's an emergency! Chris is pregnant!"
and then... "don't panic, but you're all going to die!"
"...Ahhhhh!" LMFAO
I had to laugh in my pillow for two minutes to keep from waking everyone up! I love your series!
Wait you're not the only one watching this while everyone is asleep?
same here
8:01
"Let me put my french baguette into your croissant"
XDDDD
I don't get why people don't like this! It's Awesome! MOAR
I KNOW RIGHT!
I love these short video series you make, This series is one of my favorite short series on TH-cam so far, i hope to see more of Chris and Swag screw up everything trying to save the world more often. I'm so glad I found this after years of finding it. Thank you for making me laugh when I needed it most. Please make more of this show, I'd be even more happy.
Same here.
May I introduce you to the Anime Arc.
Good news is that they are back and are still screwing up on their jobs.
"Hey sexy I have Ebola :D"
"Sergeant Stahp the train! Chris is pregnant!"
"Sweet Jebus on a stick!" Train stops
"RAISINS!"
Cough* "Chris I'm must tell you something...."
"Wat is it sergeant?"
"Good luck on that baby" :D *Gunshot*
XDD
Grávido?
Cosmo Kitten Am so ded😂😂😂😂
Congrats on the baby chris
* Fondles Spy *
Yea I'm convinced. This is SMG4's masterpiece.
Guards'N Retards is awesome, please continue
We have to see more of Guard N' Retards, Swag Magic is the last one, I really enjoy watching this! :-)
Same
He came back to it
+Sans The Skehleton AWESOME :D, (Da Bomb is the new one and after that The Vacation, also Chris & Swagmaster are in Mario Works At McDonalds they works there :D) I hope to see as fast as possible a another one, I im really a great fan of Guard N’ Retards
I totally regret not checking out these videos for years. Also, nice references back to the classic video "Mario and the Spaghetti Factory". :)
4:35 LOL!!!!!! That was freaking funny!!! Another great video, SMG4!
He, not they
Yeah, that was a great video. :)
This is probably my favorite episode of this series now especially that ending. XD
sonictheimmeenpootis You may actually have something there...that *was* one of the better "Guards and Retards" episodes I've seen as well.
sonictheimmeenpootis Everybody wants to smell like.....TITY SPRINKELS.
:O
THAT WAS THE SPAGHETTI FACTORY IN AN SMG4 BLOOPER A LONG TIME AGO!
LOOMINARTY COMFIRMED
A Goat :o
what if custard was not custard????Coincedence? I think not
A Goat We actually learnt that in that same blooper. It wasn't THAT long ago anyway.
what blooper was it
smg4, can you make more of these ?
Lolz :D he did.
TheCat ThatMeows ik, I meant make a few more episodes of this series, there's only a few videos(er episodes)of Guards N' Retards
@@pollytheparrot2574 he isnt anymore :(
@@snowman1134 ok
@@pollytheparrot2574 ok
Ten seconds in. You just couldn't wait for me to Like the video and add it to my Favorites could you? XD
StupidMarioBros1Fan wow after 2 years now you are such a good TH-camr I know you won't see that but..
Docks
This is an awesome day. That other awesome thing happened a couple hours ago and now there's new G'n'R. That's great :D
I actually find these a lot funnier than the Mario videos (but I find those great, still). It's something about the wacky personality of swagmaster, Chris and the others... I just like those guys ^.^ Keep it up, there are people who really like this series so please don't be disappointed if the support isn't as big as it is for Mario. :3
***** Was tust du hier du sollst Super Mario 84-124 machen!
Godot was macht ein deutscher hier?
Schön zu sehen,dass ich aus der Rüdiger Commy nicht der einzige SMG4 Fan bin :D
NDragon1412 Das wäre auch ein abwegiger Gedanke. Der Humor ist nicht viel anders. ...srers.
NDragon1412 Das Gleiche hab ich mir auch grad gedacht. :D
There's a BUTT HOLE!
Woooooow. (explodes)
*starts to laugh harder* LOL
This video is extremely funny. I love it. (Sorry for the late comment..)
GEOFF!
"Good luck on that baby you lucky-"
*Squidward Screech*
was NOT dissapointed in this :D I love this series!
not to mention it gives off good "Arby n the Chief" vibes too
I love this series. I hope they do more in the future.
This was MUCH better than the FNAF video you made the other day.
Joe Schiavo Agreed
The 2nd FNAF vid was also nothing compared to the first.
yay comment from 5 years ago
Nothing fills me with Joy more than knowing that almost every Guards’n’Retards episode has a million views. Easily the best SMG4 spin-off
Alouette, gentille alouette~
OMG THAT SONG- Thank you SMG4 for liking us frenchies!
VIVE LA FRANCE! ( /^=^)/
OUAIS !
***** You know, MARIOCRASH64. Well I wanted to put you in my first blooper. Thank You
La France est ici
I don't know why, but Swagmaster reminds me of Will Feral.
is worthy watching this after 6 years
smg4 dis is rlly funny xD u should make more of this c: "the shit! I dont know! Blue?!" -gets shot- xD
SwagMaster: Trick question, b*tch! I'm not wearing any underwear!
I've always enjoyed the G'n'R series. Great work as always!
The music I hear from TF2 here are "Archimedes" and "Petite Chou-Fleur" :)
+ExoticShadow Ah yes :)
@@pierremabille1976
He meant the parts where the French guy (AKA: Oddjob) is revealed and tells Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie's origin, NOT when he's on the spaghetti monster!
I love this series to death, I think it's the bots that you use to make the characters talk, it gives them more personality, per se.
Even though not many people like this series I really enjoy it. Thanks for being swag :3
I really love your Guards N' Retards videos. I think the humor in there is always perfect. I can't offer much feedback, but I guess it would be cool to see you try out different themes with them all the time. How about a Horror theme for Guards N' Retards next? Thanks for continuing these series even when not many people seem to enjoy them as much as the mario ones.
3:52 Chris just killed Gavin! 0_o
i didn't understand the series when i first watched it since it wasnt a sm64 blooper but now, i understand it and i love it! Great job SMG4!!
I actually LOVE this series, man!
Bring these series back smg4
*You... You do realize this series was inspired by Arby n' The Chief... Right?*
All the tf2 references! :D
I love it when you connect stuff in the past to what is going on now.
Then: "I got Ebola."
Now: "I got Corona."
Swag: Hey sexy I got Corona :D
Woman: *screams and runs away*
Swag: See Chris? Screams of rejoice :D
Chris: *sigh*
@@zombieby7884 noo it's not woman it's Natalya
I love how you made both of your "series" related lol
I like these series.
I don't think i've ever laughed this hard at a video, amazing job SMG4!
Yes! I love this series! Keep doing what you do best!
The best SMG4 series
When cris said do the launcher thing i thought swagmaster was gonna do a SUPER MEGA SWAGELISIOUS PINGAS attack.
same thing lmao
We need more! I've watched all of the episodes in this series like a million times more more more please! :D
WOW. Best. Plot. Twist. EVER. Nice job linking the stories of the R'd Spaghetti Factory and the whole of GnR with one episode. You kick ass.
1:39 SWEET JEBUS ON A STICK! xD
2:17
"so basically, the spy has to be hiding among the civilians!"
Everyone: THERE IS 1 IMPOSTOR AMONG US
Really...
amogus moment
One of the best series I've ever seen.
The only feedback I can give is that I love this series xD I just found it few days ago and I already love it and I'm glad to see another episode of it :) Looking forward for more :D and this was by far the best episode of Guns N' Retards so far xD I really loved it
4:06 when you arrive at school in the holidays without realizing what day it is
(01:07) WTF!? 😨
BM 1993 *Fondles spy while making slurping sounds*
HOLY CRAP! IT IS A SPY!
Wait did you just-
AAAAFFFgnghffbjcncjfjcncjcjc
Keep going with this series it's so good!
I've come to like these two guards, nice change of pace from the usual Mario videos.
8:57 Alouette, gentille alouette~
Un(e) autre français(e) ?^^
Le choix de la chanson etais 10/10 xD
loooooooooool je suis pas seul!
Alouette, je te plumerai
Je trouve le truc quand même bien raciste
"Hello, is this Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie?"
"No, this is Swagmaster!"
I’m glad that Swag and Chris are series regulars now
Love this series so much
Never has a series made me laugh so hard XD
kitty kitty kitty do u want to pet de kitty ? Yes i want to pet the kitty hehheh
*Continues laughing for 1 minute straight*
I love all of SMG4's videos, but Guards and Retards is my favorite series out of all of them!
WOOO i luv this series so much!
2:24 This is the part that made me LMAO.
so... this kinda thing gets roughly 400k views... but the FNAF stuff has over 10 million views... just shows how people only want to see 1 thing and won't settle for other things... hang on, i just defined the FNAF fanbase...
+caitlin simpson His FNaF videos weren't even that funny, but the FNaF fanbrats will dig up anything as long as it's FNaF.
+Omar Elmosrati True that.
To be honest, uhh, well this series is the best.
I used to watch all Mario smg4 episodes, but them I came across this legendary series
1:55 hotel dusk room music :DDD
MEMORIES
4:56: I Found Out Recently That The Sounds Used From The Video Are Not From The Video Itself But From A Hey Arnold Episode! I Am Glad I Now Know That :)
SMG4, One of the best series on your channel
3:03 Poshley Heights music
3:43 Smorg battle music
You battle Smorg and get to Poshley Heights on a train. This episode was about a train. I see what you did there.
Also, you're starting to make a lot more Paper Mario references.
0:25 LOL I DIED 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
that chocolate part at 6:55 brought tears to my eyes. Lololol!
I never get tired of rewatching this beautiful duwang
I can't believe this came out over 2 years ago this is my favourite g&r video
1:09 😳
haha funny but I can hardly breathe for much laughter
Larry Koopa Wow damn
Que??
Larry Koopa What "that"
losiento pero yo solo respondere en español meda flojera traducirtelo
Larry Koopa pendejo :a
Best Guards N' Retards episode. I still miss the series.
Hey man, you know what is the music in 4:01
4:02*
@@Spytale It's from Paper Mario TTYD, but I can't remember the song name
4:01 i love it how he said "ILLUMINATI!"
7:41 get out🤣🤣🤣🤣
04:47,When one guy said"shut up"...Oh,SMG,I didn't know.Thank you so much for our Russian red star.Seriously,thanks(But where did you take star for this animation?) =-O
We need more videos like this, amazing.
No words can describe how much I love these two xD
Guards N' Retards part 666 : The flying robornik.
niiiiccceee!
2:10 All star
SMG4 Congrats for reaching 700,000 subscribers
Holy Crap, I cracked up at the fact you put in "Oskar read's Pet the kitty" from hey Arnold in here. I just watched that same episode two weeks ago!
5:47
SwagMaster69696969: D:
xD
Can you put back SMG3 in your bloopers again. Try to mention Luigi too
I like this series! please continue it.
This series is just amazing ! It's a good idea and i think there's more than 1/5 subscribers that follow it . Like we say in french "Bonne continuation".
0:20 Did he just get roasted?
4:01 iluminaty
Wow, Smg4 has gotten really popular lately.
I like it.
Love all your videos man!