funniestman.com Vintage sketch from legendary comedian, James Gregory. The veteran "funniest man in America" (that was back when there were just 13 colonies), talks about a tragic family accident.
There's only James Gregory and then the mold was destroyed. I love his humour. He cracks me up. I guess because he doesn't laugh at his own jokes and the rest of us piss our pants or worse!!! 🤔
I want a closed casket funeral. And at the end of it I want the organist to play"Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over. Until everyone is looking in morbid anticipation.
I just happened to find this gentleman recently on youtube. He is just so funny! I enjoy his stories so much! Thank you, Mr. GREGORY. Signed, Sharon Wilson.
I had to pull off the road and take a pic of my screen...I was listening on satellite radio and I couldnt take the story!!! OMG!!! LMAO!!! HERE HE IS HERE HE IS!!!
That can actually happen just like Gregory describes it, except the undertaker cuts open the hay bale and arranges the broken-up body best they can. Usually someone is trying to un-jam the bailer and gets caught in it. One of the hazards of farming.
@@terriecotham1567 I have all due respect for our policemen and firemen, but agriculture kills and cripples more than both together. Americans and others sit around the table eating talking about some tragedy that happened and never give a thought to the folks that produced that food for little money and great effort.
News talks of cops, firemen ,etc but agriculture kills more every year than those. In 15 yrs raising cows had broke leg (kicked), teeth knocked out and cheek cut open to the teeth and half ear torn off. Know no one that didn't have scars from the business. The folks eating what we grow ain't got a clue.
Only the thing they have in common is the southern accent, both of them are great storytellers and can just simply cause you to bust out laughing by telling a simple story but they are two different comedians. The great Jerry Clower centered all of his routine around a family that lived in the Mississippi town he was from. This guy stretches it out more and brings just a lit little bit of political comedy into his routine where Jerry Clower stayed away from politics. This guy is more like the George carlin of the south
I hope he is kidding. There are lots of tragic farming accidents all the time. Idk, maybe I'm just a stick in the mud. My oldest son is a farmer. Works cows and bales hay , plants corn etc... I worry and pray for him a lot.
If you had ever seen anyone that's been in involved in an accident like this, you would not be laughing. It is absolutely one of the worst things. It looks like meat through a meat grinder and it is something you DON'T want to see.
My uncle Carson's hired summer student went through the baler. He was out finishing baling a field while Uncle Carson went in for lunch. He plugged the baler, and tried to free it by hand with it running and got caught and pulled in. He was only 19. Uncle Carson nearly lost his mind over it. People with no farming experience don't understand. A baling victim isn't just stuffed into a bale--they are ripped, torn, (possibly skewered depending on the baler's feeding mechanism), and chopped into large chunks first. It is absolutely horrible. I'm sorry, but I don't find this funny in the slightest.
I'm sorry for uncle's hand but I've farmed my whole life tobacco cows hogs and all you don't put a greenhorn out there and not expect complications it's not their fault it's the owners fault for not getting his or hers workers trained it all rest on what you teach people about safety and equipment
I agree I knew a guy that was trying to unplug a Round Baler with it still engaged and it pulled him in up to his shoulders ( both were dis located) plus ate the skin off his arms to the bone. fingers were are shredded by the pickup teeth. The baler broke a shear pin but he was mangled up pretty bad. Had to lease the farm out could not work anymore was about 35 years old at the time of the accident.
I know a guy that disked his child under because he let him sit up on the tractor with him and he fell off backwards into the disk. But I'm not going to get upset about a guy telling farm accident jokes.
A bale is hay. A bail is a bucket handle or support, or money to get out of jail. It's not just a matter of spelling, it changes the whole meaning. It's a 4-letter word, not rocket science.
Shut that equipment off before doing anything. Talk to family and friends about safety around equipment. But his joke was funny. You just have to laugh sometimes at bad stuff.
I like James but this story isn't funny to me. I had a Uncle who got killed in a hay baler, it was his fault but still not funny. Won't stop me from watching James though.
My grandpa DID get killed with a hay baler.... He got off to adjust something and the tractor and baler combo kicked into gear and the big wheel of the tractor ran over his middle.. he ended up losing first one leg, then the other and then dying later....NO JOKE.
I just love it when he gets tickled!
"Don't let this go no further."
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I LITERALLY watch this video everyday to make me smile 😃
Mee too!
I ain’t sure if I should laugh or not! Every story he tells reminds me of my family in Georgia! 🤣😂😂🤣🤣
He really is gifted at comedy…
BTW I am from Georgia also and it makes me laugh every time… Self-confidence my friend
Me too but mine are in NC. Would love to drink a few cold ones with this man...
Yeah, the same for Toccoa, Ga
Just came across this fellow by accident and what a comedian just love this kind of stuff
Never seen this comedian. Who says one has to be nasty in order to be funny.
Very funny and CLEAN ❗️
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Check out jerry clower
@@travislastname4668 ...thanks
Just found him today. Funny as can be. This is the best one I've seen so far . It's nice to see a comedian these day that isn't filthy.
@@LameWolff Jeanne Robertson also has very funny, clean humor.
Oh, my gosh, he is hilarious 😂 love ❤️ him
There's only James Gregory and then the mold was destroyed. I love his humour. He cracks me up. I guess because he doesn't laugh at his own jokes and the rest of us piss our pants or worse!!! 🤔
this is the funniest skit I have ever seen!
James Gregory has been funny a long, long time and he still is
@@kathyyoung1774 No, he is still alive....
He is?!!! Oh, I'm so glad! Somebody told me he passed away. I'm glad that wasn't true. I will delete my comment. Thanks!
yes, ive heard him many times! good stuff
I want a closed casket funeral. And at the end of it I want the organist to play"Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over. Until everyone is looking in morbid anticipation.
@@melvinnixon2378 😁
Brilliant
Like the Scottish guy who recorded himself saying let me out. I can hear you moving around, help me.. was great
Oh my...
I just happened to find this gentleman recently on youtube. He is just so funny! I enjoy his stories so much! Thank you, Mr. GREGORY. Signed, Sharon Wilson.
I had to pull off the road and take a pic of my screen...I was listening on satellite radio and I couldnt take the story!!! OMG!!! LMAO!!!
HERE HE IS HERE HE IS!!!
I just found him last week ! And I love comedy.
He’s so funny. I saw him twice live and about died both times. When he starts talking bout after thanksgiving dinner I peed my pants.
I say, WELL not this time 😂😂😂,FLUFFY🤣🤣🤣
RIP James Gregory!!!
You have to love art it comes in so many ways
Great Comedian. Thank you.
Love his stories
A true comedic genius !!
Listening to you at the people's convoy and the freedom convoys promised land. The locals are great.
We would love to see you here. Your the funniest
You were a riot James Gregory
Love him.
Same concert as "Look out Unka James, she's backin' up!
Goodnight my friend.
FLUFFY ON THE HILL at PETA HILLS.
ALWAYS LOVED THE RAIN. MORE HAY TO BALE.
"And we gave him a chocolate rabbit!"
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❤ I do the same, watch it every day so I can laugh 😀
That can actually happen just like Gregory describes it,
except the undertaker cuts open the hay bale and arranges
the broken-up body best they can. Usually someone is
trying to un-jam the bailer and gets caught in it. One of
the hazards of farming.
GooglFascists made no sense
Yep. Has happened more than once.
In Missouri we call them "arm grabbers". You see a guy with a missing or really screwed up twisted arm you can bet it was a baler.
People in all walks of life have. Jokes about the job.
But farming like any job has it's dangerous
@@terriecotham1567 I have all due respect for our policemen and firemen, but agriculture kills and cripples more than both together. Americans and others sit around the table eating talking about some tragedy that happened and never give a thought to the folks that produced that food for little money and great effort.
funniest man in the world. Love the clip
Actually had a good buddy we use to cut tobacco and bale hay with pass away on his tractor, he was out raking. Good ole' hoot clute.
May he rest in peace!! I rake hay too .Bless you !!!
News talks of cops, firemen ,etc but agriculture kills more every year than those. In 15 yrs raising cows had broke leg (kicked), teeth knocked out and cheek cut open to the teeth and half ear torn off. Know no one that didn't have scars from the business. The folks eating what we grow ain't got a clue.
Get run through a baler and they'll have NO trouble telling which bale you're in.🤠
OMG!!! Funny as it gets!
Rip to a legend
Just saw you at the Charleston Fair.You got that girl from WV good.LMAO.
New to me....this guy is funny.
This is so hilarious keep off the great work
I agree with you ray out sounds just like my family
Funniest thing I've seen in awhile
Hysterically funny.
I'd be more worried about the PTO.shaft going to the baler.
He'd like to be burried in his blue suit, well not this time... Lmbo. Yeah next time..
Hilarious!!!
Ha!!! Awesome!!!
Funny as heck.. his doppelganger is Captain Kangaroo..lmao
After a Sunday drive on Wednesday it would be great. Or is it Thursday
Do you have the lottery joke from this DVD?????
Oh Lord...not another story like this!!! I have to find the lottery joke now... This is guy is awesome!!!
That would be a horible way to go
I don't have the sound
He reminds me of jerry clower
Only the thing they have in common is the southern accent, both of them are great storytellers and can just simply cause you to bust out laughing by telling a simple story but they are two different comedians. The great Jerry Clower centered all of his routine around a family that lived in the Mississippi town he was from. This guy stretches it out more and brings just a lit little bit of political comedy into his routine where Jerry Clower stayed away from politics. This guy is more like the George carlin of the south
So funny
He is crazy
I almost forgot how funny this guy is or was
I hope he is kidding. There are lots of tragic farming accidents all the time. Idk, maybe I'm just a stick in the mud. My oldest son is a farmer. Works cows and bales hay , plants corn etc... I worry and pray for him a lot.
Bless your heart
I know of two people killed on hay balers
Tragic
Have seen one forearm & one arm from the shoulder down "removed" from balers...
Do you not understand humor? SMH...
Funny
Do you know where to park. Anywhere you want your in America.
Hi up
If you had ever seen anyone that's been in involved in an accident like this, you would not be laughing. It is absolutely one of the worst things. It looks like meat through a meat grinder and it is something you DON'T want to see.
You're in the wrong place. Move along.
I think he is hilarious.
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I feel guilty for laughing.
😂
Somebody with a brain say no. Lol
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My uncle Carson's hired summer student went through the baler. He was out finishing baling a field while Uncle Carson went in for lunch. He plugged the baler, and tried to free it by hand with it running and got caught and pulled in. He was only 19. Uncle Carson nearly lost his mind over it. People with no farming experience don't understand. A baling victim isn't just stuffed into a bale--they are ripped, torn, (possibly skewered depending on the baler's feeding mechanism), and chopped into large chunks first. It is absolutely horrible. I'm sorry, but I don't find this funny in the slightest.
I'm sorry for uncle's hand but I've farmed my whole life tobacco cows hogs and all you don't put a greenhorn out there and not expect complications it's not their fault it's the owners fault for not getting his or hers workers trained it all rest on what you teach people about safety and equipment
@42lookc Any other things you're sensitive about that comedians shouldn't joke about? Or is farming your only sacred cow?
Yeah, feeding people to wood chippers. No jokes like that please either.
I agree I knew a guy that was trying to unplug a Round Baler with it still engaged and it pulled him in up to his shoulders ( both were dis located) plus ate the skin off his arms to the bone. fingers were are shredded by the pickup teeth. The baler broke a shear pin but he was mangled up pretty bad. Had to lease the farm out could not work anymore was about 35 years old at the time of the accident.
I know a guy that disked his child under because he let him sit up on the tractor with him and he fell off backwards into the disk.
But I'm not going to get upset about a guy telling farm accident jokes.
Baler, not bailer.
hell no. in the Country it's however the hell you want to spell it.
you just had to point that out didn't you. I bet you are OCD.
A bale is hay. A bail is a bucket handle or support, or money to get out of jail. It's not just a matter of spelling, it changes the whole meaning. It's a 4-letter word, not rocket science.
REAL_E?
Shut that equipment off before doing anything. Talk to family and friends about safety around equipment. But his joke was funny. You just have to laugh sometimes at bad stuff.
First comment.
I like James but this story isn't funny to me. I had a Uncle who got killed in a hay baler, it was his fault but still not funny. Won't stop me from watching James though.
He's not talking about your uncle, numb nuts.
I am so very sorry.
My grandpa DID get killed with a hay baler.... He got off to adjust something and the tractor and baler combo kicked into gear and the big wheel of the tractor ran over his middle.. he ended up losing first one leg, then the other and then dying later....NO JOKE.