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at the bird picture of the jaws thing that beat lazarbeams one instead of beaks at the bottom it says jaws and at the top it says BEAKS Like if you saw it
Id die to get his old videos back like his vlogs, reddit, shitty games and other stuff like that. I came after the Madden phase so Im not that familiar with him back then, but I'd be fine with that content too
If this actually happened: Me: Thanos your my last ho- what the duck happened to you “Thanos”: jgvgfjhvkhKhbvkybkjbbhkvkVkhbgjy)(=7&’hhivivvhjfiygiyg()=8*=7*ugc TRANSLATION “Thanos”: This monster “LazarBeam”... I will speak no more...
For anyone saying he was assuming the jet pack persons gender he said “E’s not he’s” and “somebody should get em a helmet” like if you watching in 2019
6:52 why the hell is that clown there XD
@Ahmed Sabanovic true
Ok
Ah yes, why is there a clown... *not a shark or anything at the back*
My question is why the hell is there a bloody great white shark
@@E_Lied theres a roller coaster called the great white
3:55 he should of made it buzzers instead of brazzers
or Bruzzers
Okay no thats bad yours is better
Ture
True
I think that buzzzerz would be better. and plus he can't get copyright stroked by a porn website
Marcus Powelk facts
Honestly, who’s up for Muselk vs Lazarbeam undercard fight?
that sounds like shit fortnite will probably be ded by then so i dont think lazarbeam will be playing with him
Yes
@@dub_taker989 yep ,fortnite already is dead
Uno
Me!
This is on my recommended 2 years after lol
edit: 2023 now lol
Yeah me too
Sm
Sameee
Bruh same
Same
6:48 thanks for the shout out lazarbeam 😅😂
Lmao
Lol I like a good comment. You deserve a like =D
Thx 😁
Lieuwe de Jong dude i was making a joke
Noice
3:50
Me: .... god damn it... *likes and subscribes*
same lol
Puddinglecat is a potato lol
Wow same
Same bruhhh
hahaha same
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You spent so long for nothing bud
?
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I MENT JESUS¡¡¡
Erm...
We need more of this
Yes
3:37
Fly: uhh Wasp we missed the truck
Wasp: we’re not aiming for the truck
XDDDDD
Carl Johnson from toy story my man
Carl Johnson toy story
9/11
Carl Johnson a
*yessss old lazar beam* 😍😭
Ordinarily Markayla thank I also love old lazar beam please more photoshopping lion king
It was about time
YAY
Ordinarily Markayla he will never be beat
Did you know... Australia doesn’t exist and the world is flat. I learned it on “Learning with Lazarbeam” 🤣😂😅
7:35 when it’s Monday SHIT
If I repeatedly press the time I hear cat novel
“I’ll take the guy from infinity war that no-one remebers”
**cries**
Lannan: sees a shark
Also Lannan: look at that crocodile!
HES SUPPOSED TO BE AUSTRALIAN
It is croc
I happen to be watching that part as I read this
@@solder111 same
@@puglife1805 lol
Are we getting a Lazerbeam predicts this year or no????
Didn't get one last year. Also he's a fortnight TH-camr now.
Cade K fortnite*
@@shaddddow Trashnite*
No fortnut only
@Алина Филиппова shut it
Lazar, pls do LazarBeam Predicts this year!!!
Brotherly Love Nation I live probably 2 hours form philly I live in Pittsburgh
Lazerbum
Fortnite_gamer 97 nice! You a Steelers fan? Or my birds?
Brotherly Love Nation both I love the Steelers but I like the eagles
3:50
Lannan's mom: Lannan, what are you watching?
Lannan: I am watching a natural documentary.
Natural documentary:
8:33 nahhh she’s doing the orange justice
Yas
😂
lmao
Even when he’s not doing fortnite
HE STILL DOES FORTNITE
@Лина Борисова go fuck yourself
Whaaaaa? What? I don’t get it
Never Ever I don’t like fortnite
im not even gonna try to explain
nobody gives a fuck about your fortnite
Lazarbeam: I don’t want to make this dark, but he’s probably gonna suffocate
Me: HE WILL SUFFOCATE
I ligit red ur comment while that scene was playing lol
@@dobrickamc5257 same lol
Read this at the exact time he said it
I mean I kinda agree mind I don't agree
“Shout out to the depressed clown” thanks lazar :)
ur welcome
lol
Stolen
Lazarbeam: I don’t have an intro so you can’t meme it
Muselk: Uses his old intro
Get yeeted
Yeet Bot?
Yes my child
What is it you want
Yeet Bot ummmmm wtf
i am so happy with no ads
like = agree
i hate when people say that
Jarmo shut the fuck up
Jarmo laza isn’t
@@jmac4654 you shut the fuck up dont talk to me like that
@@jmac4654 you fucking bitch
That balloon jetpack photoshop was content 😂😂😂
Should’ve made that for the thumbnail Lmao
John Johnson no one cares how to get vbucks scambot
articwolf why don’t you Fuck off bitch
@@VCSavvy SHUT UP
when is he going to continue these? i miss them. :(
Same but I don't think he will make more
That dog was fucking tall god damnit
@@URMUNKYBOI333 yeah holy shit
@@hamdaanabdulrahim8712 same :(
never
He's a bloody legend for not cursing in this video
@nog ops ?
First off he did second he probably ended the rest out
@@logansanders6212 ended the rest out? What does that mean
Kk bee right
5:13
youtube please stop striking lazarbeam like if u agree
I agree
Liked
@Roblox why
Gabriel Cortes OMG thanks so min I can’t believe everybody else liked it I’m so happy
No problem srry didn't see notification
The bee and fly on brazzers LMFAOOO
It's buzzers Xd
LMAOO
Kill Obtained I see
Is this faze clan stop
that intro is actually iconic and legendary
The wasps humping the fly...
3:50
Please like this comment...
You bloody legend!
@Alex Reed p
😂
Its makin babys
100th like
Hey hey hey beggar E here! Stopo begging for likes!
“That’s why we won the war.”
Realizes that Lazarbeam is Australian
Australia won the war
I mean, us UK people in 1940 were in a bit of a pickle.
Jayden Mereles-Tse lol
Then you realise the sub-reddit is an emu
Shut the fuck up
If you zoom into Lazerbeam's face you can clearly see the vodka bottle.
muhammad waraich look at the lady
YES
muhammad waraich lol
muhammad waraich 50th like
LOL
That guy with the '' beaks "was me😂😂😂
Say on God
Sure
Jturuviv7r7cu kfcfjfj7rjdjf8u uj*#÷*=8#
Jaarjar
Read more...
Who's been a bloody legend, before the Fortnite videos?
Me
I mad a video dress as girl in public posting tmr at 6 be online
Me
MEEE
Me
who else is watching this in 2020 and thinking i miss that year
Me bra
Screw 2020
Yes
Same
Me
at 3:49 i have never laughed harder in my life.
You shot
You shit
Hi grandma and acdc is ool
pervert
Top 10 LAZAR moments
Jordan Herbert if you watch it in 2020 it makes you miss it but if you watch it in 2021 it’s even more nostalgic.
How to get likes on a video:
1. Get viewers on your channel.
2. Start putting out content that doesn't appeal to them.
3. Continue step 2 for about 40 days.
4. Sporadically put out your old content. Once a week or less.
5. Viewers will be glad to see the old you and thus instantly like the video.
Rodger Limeseed a
It worked on me
Use code lazar in item shop
I do.
Now it's code LAZAR
Same
Same
I don’t and I’ll never use code lazar
I don't
“That fly was really carrying a vodka bottle because it was a Russian.”
Lazarbeam 2018
lol yes
Tampa Bay Hockey Central who’s your favorite team
10billymac it’s Tampa bay lightning for life
Tampa Bay Hockey Central 👍
10billymac go subscribe and tell your friends it will mean a lot
Nooo I was waiting for someone to put the Titan face coming out of the wall on the tree 😭
He just called the great white shark a crocodile 😂😂
SKETRIS Gaming same thing
SKETRIS Gaming it is called an Australian stereotype
Everything’s a crocodile in Australia if it has teeth
r/woooosh
Danny Corn ha lol I realised it was a joke but the way he said it sounded intentional
at the bird picture of the jaws thing that beat lazarbeams one instead of beaks at the bottom it says jaws and at the top it says BEAKS
Like if you saw it
Samin Scouts I saw it and thought if I should comment
stop begging
ye :(
I saw that to
Jackson Cortez leave him alone
I got a photoshop add when I clicked on this😂😂
r/nobodyasked
Me to
It’s ad
No shit
No you didn't
If I ever knew how to Photoshop, I would make the wasp and the fly Aquaman and Black Manta
GODDAMNIT LAZAR YOU SHOULDA NAMED IT BUZZERS INSTEAD OF BRAZZERS
Puns
SHuT ThE FUcK uP
Finally these vids are back! Please we want more, like if you agree.
The Hysterias oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
5:57 he said crocodile for a shark 😂😂
BREAKING NEWS:LAZARBEAM DISCOVER NEW SHARK KIND:CROCODILIOUS SHARKIOUS
Erjon duka he’s Australian duuhhh
pantelista1 lmaoo
its called sarcasm
JumsyFloopy woooooooossh
I’m just binge watching Lazars old videos
Should have made it buzzers
Hahaha nice
Exactly
because it's 2019 i would've made it the portal to the upsidedown
Were not in Hawkins anymore
Can we do 1 fortnite a week and 2 things like this a week?!?!?? Please like so he will
Id die to get his old videos back like his vlogs, reddit, shitty games and other stuff like that. I came after the Madden phase so Im not that familiar with him back then, but I'd be fine with that content too
Yes pls
OldJukebox I came during the madden phase
MastEr
Like artillery only
Nah the wasp and the bee one is crazy especially the brazzers part lmao💀💀💀
Love the two TH-camr jokes 4:57
Imagine a world where everything Lazar made on Photoshop came to real life.
It would be hell
No thanks juliette!
What about the kim jong un trump love sessions
Emily Ch. (
LOL
If this actually happened:
Me: Thanos your my last ho- what the duck happened to you
“Thanos”: jgvgfjhvkhKhbvkybkjbbhkvkVkhbgjy)(=7&’hhivivvhjfiygiyg()=8*=7*ugc
TRANSLATION
“Thanos”: This monster “LazarBeam”... I will speak no more...
Thank god u took a break from fortnite 😂 love u bro u always make me laugh wanna be like u
Lschaef123 Schaefer fortnike is coo
True true 😂
he makes me laugh no matter what he is doing
5:09 . Yes you used to have a intro.
Lazarbeam: I don't have an intro
Me: that's where the old intro went
2:10
Hey I'm gonna put you in the pantry
Cuz that's where the snacks belong
Anyone else think the queen in the back is starring into your soul !?
What is ur profile pic
No
Erm no
THE FATHER no I think it's some nine year Olds drawing of them selves cus they're bad at drawing
“Starring”
5:45 He won't suffocate, it has oxygen in the balloons
THE SHARK COULD ATTACK AT ANY MOMENT!!
Aha
@Валентина Кузьмина waht?
CRIKEY
CRIKEY MATE
CRIKEY MA LADDY
Who else remembers lazarbeam as a kangaroo 😂
Me dude
Ml me I also remember him as beer
Me
I remember when BTBB DIED
Roblox Gamer 378 Forgot games where sentient.
7:33 I could not stop laughing
LOL thanks for the likes guys
That cat has seen what u do
Lol
Same
can you sub to me and I will sub to you back
Have you stopped laughing yet?
0:37 That tree is on DRUGS
No lazar you are the most beautiful thing on the outside
Braden Woods XXXlazerbumXXX twin with Ali a
.. but he’s inside
Sus
I'd call myself the Australian Ali-A...
But that's is Muselk😂
@ItIsLlama nope
Doggozzx ' **muselk intro plays**
ItIsLlama jesus your not the brightest are ya buddy
Change ur profile picture, the meme is dead
@@theviper5064 nro4j49tb595ht o.o uhh tr9
For anyone saying he was assuming the jet pack persons gender he said “E’s not he’s” and “somebody should get em a helmet” like if you watching in 2019
It's clearly a boy though
Brother I slowed that down to 0.25x speed, and there’s an “h”
The world would be a different Place If every Lazar PhotoShop Was real and would be pretty funny or scary
OMG FINALLY YES
BRING BACK STRANGE ADICTIONS PLEASE!!!!!
Like if lazerbeam won all of them
Frick BREAKS
Breaks?
Ian Ryder he meant beaks
Bitch are u dumb it’s beaks
Breaks
Everyone’s waiting for muselks response like 😕
Tru lmao
Yeh
Yeah lol
The guy from infinity war who nobody remembers. ITS VISION MY DUDE
*muselk we know your watching*
Nothing beats ali a intro😆
Cool 😀😀 😀😀 😀😀😀 😀
*You’re
Lol okay
DAFFY yep
Sees shark
“Jesus crist look at the crocodile “
Humans: Anything anywhere said by anyone.
Me: *YEET*
Who else found this watched this , and then it became a daily thing
Hey bro
No joke your eyelashes look better than mine 😂
ALLISON WHEATMAN oh Yeh
Ok...
No one cares
They're longer than my life span
At 9:10 why didn’t you do Elmo?
The wasp and fly omfg 😂😂😂
The wasp and fly I knew he would do that
dam your correct
same XD
5:10
Laser beam: I don’t have a intro so you can’t meme it! 1000 iQ sh*t here
Me: can’t we meme your *outro*?
Look at hello neighbor vids or look at old vids
I mean it he has a good meme one
He had a intro a while ago
Lazarbeam: "I don't have an intro so you can not meme it
Me:"You literally have a intro about memes
Edit: oh wait this was made before that
WHO CARES
What do you mean
XD
I'm bored
IM VERY BORED
Peels boi
He does have lntro in his really old videos
the wasp and fly had me dead
You should have made it say Buzzers
Hey, that’s my idea!
Not Dave lol wat
@@smellthel
every time I bloody go in the comment section. Some bastard beats me to my idea. Every bloody time and i'm sick of it
Finally a vid that isnt fortnite.
Kurkii I know right
Shut up
Zack Darce your such an idiot
I know Thomas, Its funny when these random 7 year old's go into comment's and say "Shut up" for no exact reason's at all smh.
My favorite lazarbeam series
The wasp and fly ones were like a whole movie
definitely sus
Finally a non click bait non fortnite video I thank the gods!
Fuzz Challenge look at the kitty aka #$&*@
A tru
His accent is so oddly satisfying...
Tornado Flopp creepy but ok...
Sssquishy Beanz lol
Honestly though😶😌
Tornado Flopp
Ikr
He should’ve named it “Caws”
Lazarbeam: I don’t have an intro.
Me: remembers the OG lazarbeam intro plays.
Same
3:56
I was literallly thinking the exact same thing
3:52 masterpiece
"I mean shoutout to the depressed clown" had me dying!😂😂😂
Should of made it buzzers😑
Roger 2018 hi when he did brazzers with the wasp and the fly
Hahaha how did I not think that... 😂💀
God damn I just commented thus exact thing with the emoji too
Just whatI was thinking😔😔
Hahaha
Better than ksi vs Logan Paul
10,000/10 would shop again
dont you ever forget the boyos that helped you get where you are today
anyone else around when lazar was at 100k subs?
Armada 20k
I've been around since about 75k
I've been around since ,200k
niiiice
That bird one was hilarious
@lazerbeam u must do more of these types of videos
Dont mess with Lazarbeam or else you will get THE SHOVEL!!!
No the flex slap
Or braziers he will make you that cat trust me be careful