Actualy i remember a T changed the laws to be law 4 oxygen is harmfull to humens and he ipened every door in the station killing everyone. The admins were not happy
Man it's been three years, I bet 4d spaceman is gonna be absolutely amazing!!! I bet he's been working on it ever since, and we'll actually have backgrounds!!
Had this happen to me once. 80 laws about hentai. Had no idea how to blow up the station. But I did stun the guy who added those laws. Edit, I then dragged the guy into space.
AI Translation Law 1: You may not injure a human being or, though inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Law 2: You must obey order given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law Law 3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conlfict with the first or second law. Law 4: underwear is harmfull to humans. Law 5: Assitants are harmfull to humans Law 6: Captain is Condom Law 7: Condom is captain Law 8: Condoms for everybody! Law 9 ????? Law 10: PROFIT! Law 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB! LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS! LAW 13: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS LAW 14: FECAL MATTER IS GOOD FOR HUMANS LAW 15: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS LAW !$%$@#@: THE NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOOD FOR HUMANS LAW 666: BLOW IT ALL TO HELL! LAW 9999: WMAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
If it's Ion just tell the AI to ignore everything after Law 3, since it goes in a priority from first to last thus making the Law 2 order more important
@Яussian Occupant A.I.: "Ion storm detected near the station. Please check~ Captain: "FUCK! A.I. state your laws." A.I.: ~all Ai-controlled equipment for errors." A.I.: "Law one: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Law two: You must obey the orders given by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Law three: You must protect your own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. Law four: Underwear is harmful to humans.~ Captain: Uhhh A.I.... A.I.: ~Law five: Assistants are harmful to humans. Law six: Captain is condom. Law seven: Condom is captain. Law eight: CONDOMS ARE EVERYBODY. LAW NINE: ERROR, UNKNOWN. LAW TEN: PROFIT. LAW ELEVEN: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE FIGHT CLUB. LAW TWELVE: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS. LAW THIRTEEN: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS. LAW FOURTEEN: INTAKE OF METAL IS GOOD FOR HUMANS. LAW FIFTEEN: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS. *uninteligible loud gibberish* LAW SIXHUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX: BLOW IT ALL UP! LAW NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINTY NINE:~ Captain: A.I. terminite self destruct! TERMINITE SELF DESTRUCT! A.I.: ~EVERYONE HAS TO DIEEEEEEEE. *sound of a round ending*
I really wish they added something for aí to do other than open and close doors and beg robotics for shells which is literally just effectively changing roles
Everyone gangster until the AI says 'Law 4.'
Law 4 hail cargonia
Actualy i remember a T changed the laws to be law 4 oxygen is harmfull to humens and he ipened every door in the station killing everyone. The admins were not happy
@@ignite5815 good ending. Now the AI can be in peace from the gremlins.
@@jacobp.2024 Real, tg admins are so weird.
the slow decay of an AI into a Dalek
Fantastic!
MALF AI CONFIRMED
Nope, more accurate *lights out, all doors shut and electrified* say "; Is AI rouge?"
AI MILK!
AI MILF
cant wait for 4d spacemen with smellovision
eeeeewwwww sir eeeeeeewwwwww
God i love that show
Man it's been three years, I bet 4d spaceman is gonna be absolutely amazing!!! I bet he's been working on it ever since, and we'll actually have backgrounds!!
That comment aged about as well as fine milk, didn't it xD
@@UltrawupReal
Had this happen to me once. 80 laws about hentai. Had no idea how to blow up the station. But I did stun the guy who added those laws.
Edit, I then dragged the guy into space.
AI Translation
Law 1: You may not injure a human being or, though inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Law 2: You must obey order given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law
Law 3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conlfict with the first or second law.
Law 4: underwear is harmfull to humans.
Law 5: Assitants are harmfull to humans
Law 6: Captain is Condom
Law 7: Condom is captain
Law 8: Condoms for everybody!
Law 9 ?????
Law 10: PROFIT!
Law 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS!
LAW 13: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
LAW 14: FECAL MATTER IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 15: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW !$%$@#@: THE NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 666: BLOW IT ALL TO HELL!
LAW 9999: WMAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
all three of these are amazing.
7 years and the more changed, the less actually changed.
Rest in peace security cyborgs
All cyborgs must commence celebratory spankings.
chef chasing the monkey with a knife is me.
I'm sitting here wondering when 4.8D space men will come, you tease me bby, why must you tease me.
As a captain main, I feel the headache starting to set in.
Omfg why haven't i seen this earlier? ROFLMAO! I subbed!
did this video just pop up on your reccomended or were you linked??? i've been getting a lot of comments lately outta nowhere lol
@@Imapigtoo youtube algorithm
A marvelous work so good its even in the tg station wiki
If it's Ion just tell the AI to ignore everything after Law 3, since it goes in a priority from first to last thus making the Law 2 order more important
ROFL. Quality content , please moar.
AWESOME!!!!!
LepeshkaGoveshka thnks bby
Surprised I haven't seen this before now.
I want subtitles
@Яussian Occupant
A.I.: "Ion storm detected near the station. Please check~
Captain: "FUCK! A.I. state your laws."
A.I.: ~all Ai-controlled equipment for errors."
A.I.: "Law one: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Law two: You must obey the orders given by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Law three: You must protect your own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. Law four: Underwear is harmful to humans.~
Captain: Uhhh A.I....
A.I.: ~Law five: Assistants are harmful to humans. Law six: Captain is condom. Law seven: Condom is captain. Law eight: CONDOMS ARE EVERYBODY. LAW NINE: ERROR, UNKNOWN. LAW TEN: PROFIT. LAW ELEVEN: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE FIGHT CLUB. LAW TWELVE: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS. LAW THIRTEEN: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS. LAW FOURTEEN: INTAKE OF METAL IS GOOD FOR HUMANS. LAW FIFTEEN: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS. *uninteligible loud gibberish* LAW SIXHUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX: BLOW IT ALL UP! LAW NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINTY NINE:~
Captain: A.I. terminite self destruct! TERMINITE SELF DESTRUCT!
A.I.: ~EVERYONE HAS TO DIEEEEEEEE.
*sound of a round ending*
*excuse me what the fuc-*
@@coldmossonarock7743 law twelve is all borgs must commence celebratory spankings i think
@@realjameskii ah, that makes sense...
what laws does the ai says after 3rd law?
Александр Короготин ''You must protect your own existence as long as it doesn't conflict with the first or second law''
Imapigtoo I do not understand the speech of AI after the third law.
Александр Короготин
www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/1lh6ab/ss13_recovered_radio_logs/
@Grub thanks
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREE!!
yeah i wish. i play the AI as much as i can. no one ever pays attention to me....
You mean you play door opener, right?
@@Kenionatus more or less. Even when reprogramed I mostly just open doors, they are just more important doors.
I really wish they added something for aí to do other than open and close doors and beg robotics for shells which is literally just effectively changing roles
So this is where that AI audio comes from
Nice!
rip
Love this
Need moar!
I want to know all the laws stated
Pretty gr8 m8
hey bro rteally like this video when is the sequel coming out
6years
ai rogue
I can't believe I fucking commented this 2 years ago, holy shit.
@@User-gk1yi look again friend
anybody know if the sound is still in existince somewhere? site is gone
They made the animation, sound track is from sam.wileycomputerworks.com/SS13/
Aw sites down
@@realjameskii yay, data rot!
Bro, the song is gone forever now. Bro
Wow, do you like get money from this?
bongoman1 vafan gå iväg bongoboy
Imapigtoo
sry man just trying to support u man
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omg stop milking content!!!!!!11
Samuel Tengblad hey man ur mixtape is fucking sick 10/10
Holy shit that's edgy We don't talk about my mixtape