If D&D taverns were realistic

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  • @danielmalinen6337
    @danielmalinen6337 หลายเดือนก่อน +333

    The DnD party walked into a realistic tavern: "A room with five beds and dinner please."
    Tavernkeeper: "This is not an inn, sir."

    • @d3str0i3r
      @d3str0i3r หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      alternately "you appear to be lost, the hospital is at the eastern gate, this is the southern gate"

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      That type of inn were rarely a thing either before the 17th century and if you actually found one, all the players would be expected to share the same bed (or at best they would get 1 for men and 1 for women).
      History bites as they say.

    • @ryanpratt6993
      @ryanpratt6993 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@danielmalinen6337 Sir elf, this is a Wendy’s

    • @Kozkayn
      @Kozkayn หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The DnD party walked into a realistic inn: “A room with five beds and dinner please.”
      Innkeeper: “We have one room with one bed. No dinner, just bread and beer.”

    • @ShaggyRogers1
      @ShaggyRogers1 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@loke6664 Inns have always been a thing since the Ancient Romans, but they were historically pit stops that opened up at strategic points along travel routes. The concept of the urban inn to accommodate diverse travelers that are coming to the urban locale didn't really appear until the Ren. period. If you were traveling in that age, it was for a specific purpose and wouldn't be traveling long distance without already having something planned.

  • @purplelibraryguy8729
    @purplelibraryguy8729 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Overthrowing the local lord might actually help with that starvation issue. He's probably got a bunch of food squirreled away, which he wasn't sharing with any dirty peasants. Plus, now that he's gone, no taxes--and medieval taxes were mostly in . . . food!

    • @vitalyx9874
      @vitalyx9874 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And, local lord must be feeded well enough... So, he definitely can provide some food

    • @eddthehead123
      @eddthehead123 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Plus, people fight over the food in his larder, which reduces the amount of people needed to feed.

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@eddthehead123 The system works :)

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yep. Only problem is that the head of the rebellion will squirrel that food away and not share it with dirty peasants.

  • @user-ps7ny4qf4z
    @user-ps7ny4qf4z หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    greater restoration, create food and water, and so on.
    the world is built around magic

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah... But spells do cost money so the divide between rich and poor would be even worse in D&D then it was in real life. The "Death takes both rich and poor" saying from the black death times wouldn't work as well when the temples charge a fee in gold for cure spells.
      Let's just say D&D is made to not be too realistic even from the start and it have gotten even less so with time. It is best not to think too much about these things or your next campaign will be a downer for your players.

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No, it most certainly is not. Unless you'd care to show me a real wizard, of course.

    • @MindCaged
      @MindCaged หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@loke6664 Well, it's still probably cheaper and more effective than the american health care system, since they can actually cure conditions that modern medicine can only treat.

    • @theyodanesss
      @theyodanesss หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@novasolarius8763 Not our world, obviously. In the D&D universe. This video isn't about taverns in our universe, obviously.

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MindCaged Uh, I am European, our health care isn't exactly free but rather close.
      Still, the price of a cure disease spell is very high for a labourer or a farmer, that requires them to save for a long time and poor people don't have that luxury.
      All D&D setting I played (not sure about One D&D though) have plenty of poor people, beggars and thieves. They will spread the plague just like it did in history.

  • @Dragon_Muenster
    @Dragon_Muenster หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    I was around during medieval times. This is pretty accurate. I was actually put on trial for witch craft and murder. I was found guilty but they can’t hang a dragon.

    • @Mr.Brothybear
      @Mr.Brothybear หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh they just didn't use big enough Rope

    • @Dragon_Muenster
      @Dragon_Muenster หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Mr.Brothybear no, the rope was fine, I was just too tall

    • @ThatOneDarkAcademiaGirl
      @ThatOneDarkAcademiaGirl หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Dragon_Muensterhow’s the weather up there

    • @creeper326.
      @creeper326. หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ThatOneDarkAcademiaGirlconsidering dragons can fly, quite nice as long as it isn’t a storm or windy. Freeing, even

    • @Dragon_Muenster
      @Dragon_Muenster หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ThatOneDarkAcademiaGirl a little windy

  • @frederickthesquirrel
    @frederickthesquirrel หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    Most of this is repeating common myths, not "realism"

    • @ZanderSabbag
      @ZanderSabbag หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Well, it is a bit exaggerated, but the death, infant mortality, illiteracy rate, frequency of illnesses, fear of demonic priests (spellcasters), and other stuff seemed pretty spot on. Dunno about the horse tribunal

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@ZanderSabbag
      to be fair that type of things get rocky since the priest in town can literally cure diseases.
      and there the fear of magic would quickly and utterly stomped out by greed.
      having magically clean floors for free and fixing stuff?!?!?!?!?!
      the bar keep would fucking murder the person who suggested the spellcaster to be killed.
      also spellcasters have good money too.

    • @ZanderSabbag
      @ZanderSabbag หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@chongwillson972 I can see it going either way. We have examples in history of sufficiently large leaps in technology being treated as devilry, even if they are beneficial.

    • @renadex4905
      @renadex4905 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ZanderSabbag Like what?

    • @ZanderSabbag
      @ZanderSabbag หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@renadex4905 it’s a bit of a myth, but the ottomans are said to have forbidden the printing press because it was devilry and sinful, the incessant thirst for knowledge. I can’t give you any other trustworthy example tho, honestly couldn’t find other sources or examples.

  • @uctsuki7396
    @uctsuki7396 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Okay if it was realistic as soon as the party entered, there would be no tavern, it would be on fire or in ashes

  • @OniDragon014
    @OniDragon014 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    Sir, a 10cm rock is all I have to my name. How do you expect me to buy this dragon skull you are trying to sell me

    • @skipmage
      @skipmage หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Is the rock a diamond?

    • @mullerpotgieter
      @mullerpotgieter หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Like, is it a cool looking rock?

    • @OniDragon014
      @OniDragon014 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What do you mean? Mond died? I should have known because he said his wife was a “ steal witch”. Wait no he said she was a “ real bit-

    • @amylester6958
      @amylester6958 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, the otter would probably take the rock in trade🤔 They're pretty handy with rocks

    • @timeodaneosetdona
      @timeodaneosetdona หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s DnD so wouldn’t it be a 4 inch rock ;)

  • @ryanpratt6993
    @ryanpratt6993 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    That barkeep is very confident he’ll win the duel with his wife considering he’ll be buried up to his chest during the duel

  • @Miestwin
    @Miestwin หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Realistic*
    *grim-derped into the other direction, but thankfully, without the usual "Medieval Mud Filter" on screen.

  • @TheGenderAnarchist
    @TheGenderAnarchist หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    It's a misunderstanding of D&D's setting to think D&D isn't realistic because of a lack of diseases like dysentery imo. D&D isn't a medieval setting; it's high fantasy. They have clerics who can heal instantly with magic and teleportation for long distances. While they may not have cars, D&D's high fantasy elements mean diseases like dysentery, tuberculosis, or the plague are out of place since clerics can easily cure them. Of course, if it's a magical plague, then that's a different story lmao.
    I still enjoyed the video just my take on it.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Not to mention that people in dnd are much more hardy than they are in real life.

    • @ulfjohnsen6203
      @ulfjohnsen6203 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Heck even in medival europe the death rate on diseases were a lot lower than 100%….

    • @d3str0i3r
      @d3str0i3r หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      that and, a decently experienced paladin can enchant a rug to heal those who walk over it, it only triggers once per person per 24 hours but it's still enough that cumulative, a paladin doing their duty will improve the general health of a tavern/inns patrons greatly

    • @user-fd5nz5lo7m
      @user-fd5nz5lo7m หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And DnD usually has a way better educational system than in medieval times, meaning they definitely have actual doctors who know their stuff and use magical ingredients and potions as medicine.

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you checked what Clerics charge to cast spells? There is no way poor people can afford that. The number of actual clerics in most towns aren't super high either and they can only cast so many spells each day.
      Yeah, you might get lucky and a kind adventurer cleric or druid cast a cure on you out of compassion but spells are likely just for the rich and well to do.
      So if you are rich, you can get cured quickly of any ailment and you can even get rezzed if someone murders you or you die in an accident. If you are poor, you are just as screwed as historical poor people were.
      If a plague hits, the clerics will first use their spells on themselves and the nobles, if they have any left it will go to merchants and artisans. If they still somehow have a slot or 2 left after all that, they might cure a normal person out of kindness before they go to sleep to regain their spells.

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    3:33 and doesn't question that the Lord is betrothed to her making it even worse

  • @The_Arisen
    @The_Arisen หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Medieval times were tough and gritty, no mistake. But they weren't necessarily grimdark. Things being as such is as much a genre/trope as high fantasy is. As is often the case the truth lies somewhere in the middle.
    Remember, the people 3,000 years ago were no less capable of intelligence than we are. We just happen to have better education.
    And just like us, they were mostly just trying to get through the day to go home to their loved ones, or drink in their loneliness.

    • @yesyesyesyes1600
      @yesyesyesyes1600 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I doubt that. I believe that people 3000 years ago were far more intelligent than we are. Today everyone can survive. Even the dumbest people.
      Back then is another story.

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@yesyesyesyes1600
      to be fair only the expose of people has increased, there were plenty of dumb people in power back then.

    • @yesyesyesyes1600
      @yesyesyesyes1600 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@chongwillson972 could be. It's just an idea I had not even a theory

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@yesyesyesyes1600
      there was a ruler who went to war with the sea and ordered his army to kill it by stabbing it and shooting it, he loss some men in that war.

    • @foldionepapyrus3441
      @foldionepapyrus3441 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Indeed, the quality of life a person can expect through history varies. But in Europe the Medieval period was actually a localised high spot on that curve, it gets worse in the rapid industrialisation and mass movements into the cities to come and was worse before at many points in time. Though on the whole once you get past the earliest divergence of hunter gather to a static agricultural society that can be compared to our own things have trended towards a larger, heather, more productive populations (at least until recently when population on the whole is at least growing slower if not shrinking a bit). Its not till very very recently with things like antibiotics and worker safety being a priority that things like mortality rates and general wealth and health of the population start to jump to something recognisable to today - even your grandparents or at least their parents for most folks alive today would have been part of a bigger family than the norm and quite likely lost at least one sibling fairly young and probably suffered from some form of industrial disease.

  • @src6339
    @src6339 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Taverns are just the medieval cottage industry equivalent of roadside services.
    Since they didn't have motor vehicals back then, taverns just catered to the needs of service animals & the travellers themselves.
    In modern terms, think motel / fast food resteraunt / shop, based out of someone's house with a place for horses to rest outside.
    Though as a largely unregulated cottage industry, the capacity, quality of service, and range of services offered by taverns could vary considerably, ranging from the full range of overnight stable, public house, bar, post office (of sorts), resteraunt, provisions retailer and overnight lodging, to a limited time stopping point where one could simply pay to water their horse and take a quick break.
    Despite the level of specialisation a tavern might have, fundimentally, they were all public houses, which is why in fantasy, they all resemble the modern bar / restaurant public house template.

  • @gavinalley9279
    @gavinalley9279 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "thou honor, my steed was simply eating at the time."

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    So a realistic tavern doesn't know what a... bath is? Don't get me wrong not all inns/taverns offered that service... but it existed.
    .
    I am half convinced you made this JUST to see the comments going "Ummm actually!"... in which case... yeah you got me good.

    • @zacharyelliott7161
      @zacharyelliott7161 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That was far from the only realistic thing.

    • @DutchLabrat
      @DutchLabrat หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Bath houses have always been a thing. They often had a bad reputation for er..... other services being offered ;)

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DutchLabrat Laundry?

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@lambentlamprey
      wrestling of course.

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@chongwillson972 Massage as well, presumably :)

  • @theawkwardpotato1973
    @theawkwardpotato1973 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    None of this is actually realistic. Do not take it as gospel or at all educational. Medieval times was kinda grim, but this video makes it seem like people were living like a lazy hoarder with 10 cats and like 5 dogs and a horse. Or like actual cavemen that somehow got access to medieval technology?
    Inserting some grittiness in your games to make the world feel grounded isn't anti-fun. Feel free to do so. Don't listen to this silly man.
    Edit: Very little* of this is actually realistic.
    As an example: Everyone - yes, I do mean everyone, soap and bathing existed in some form all around the world - in medieval times was familiar with what a bath was, and found ways of bathing regularly. Or at least were able to clean themselves. Whether it was in a simple giant iron or wooden pot or even just a bucket from the local clean well that you poured over yourself or a fancy porcelain tub, people found ways of cleaning.

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Happen to know when public bathing houses became a more pupular thing?

    • @theawkwardpotato1973
      @theawkwardpotato1973 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@voidjockey82 I know it was prevalent in ancient Greece, or at least Rome. Before that I’m not sure. I’m not a historian, I just know a few things about history because I’m a fan of fantasy settings who has a few friends who are nuts about this kind of thing.

    • @GuayLee
      @GuayLee หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@voidjockey82 actual historian here, as @theawkwardpotato1973 said, in Roman times bathing houses were the common rule. When the Western Roman Empire fell, the Germanic kingdoms and former Roman territories inherited that tradition. Contrary to popular belief, bathing was a thing during the medieval period. It was during the Modern Age when bathing began to be seen as sinful (a sign of vanity and pride) and people began bathing less often.
      As a side note, yes, most of this video isn't realistic. Still, I got a laugh or two. And isn't even on the top 10 of worst "historical" content I've seen on the Internet.

    • @voidjockey82
      @voidjockey82 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@GuayLee
      I was mainly curious about bathing houses in Europe during the Medieval and Renaissance period.
      Saw several xylographs of them, mainly the one by Albrecht Dürer, but never knew which historical period they were supposedly depicting, if it even was an accurate depiction at all.
      Also, Kitten will forever be remembered as the Emperor's finest.

    • @muntuku
      @muntuku หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@GuayLee Top ten? Heck, this isn't even top 30. There is SO much worse than this. I watch Metatron, and some of the stuff he's debunked... Ooh boy.

  • @spacespector
    @spacespector หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I’ll be paladin just for the disease immunity

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Plus "lay on hands" to cure the afflicted.

    • @d3str0i3r
      @d3str0i3r หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 forget lay on hands, get a rug, cast symbol of healing on it, use a permanence wand or scroll on it, now you have a welcome mat that heals each individual person that enters your establishment once every 24 hours [as long as positive energy doesn't hurt them]

    • @theawkwardpotato1973
      @theawkwardpotato1973 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@d3str0i3r That’s a clever idea and brings up a good point:
      In most D&D settings, magic is - if it’s not a pretentiously “realistic” setting like the one in the video - at the very least familiar and known by the larger population. Even if it’s just the clergy or the local alchemist.

    • @HallowedKeeper_
      @HallowedKeeper_ หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is actually a really cool idea ​@@d3str0i3r

  • @theyodanesss
    @theyodanesss หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "I have 3 silver to my name, do I look like the person who is going to pay off your bounties?" Yes. Yes you do.

  • @jatsantsa
    @jatsantsa หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Baths was quite common. In fact they believed that most of diseases are from bad odor. Look up miasma. btw also a lot of people know how to read.

    • @Shall-O
      @Shall-O หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      In Europe bath usage and literacy rates increased at the end of the medieval period and beginning of the modern period. For most of the medieval period literacy rates were below 20% and regular bathing wasn’t introduced until after the crusades if I’m not mistaken

    • @Tfin
      @Tfin หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Shall-O "Literacy" was based on the ability to read Latin, not whatever the locals used.

    • @Shall-O
      @Shall-O หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Tfin To be fair this is very country/time dependent, but most of the locals still couldn’t read/write. The court poets, scribes, monks, and eventually upper class were the ones who were educated. Even in the 1500’s 90% of the working class couldn’t read English in England.

    • @jatsantsa
      @jatsantsa หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@Shall-O no it is not Tfin is correct literacy was based on latin. It was quite common that person could read and write in native language. Yet these people where counted as iliterate. For baths well no they even have bath houses. I suggest you present your sources.

    • @chrisgonsalves3581
      @chrisgonsalves3581 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Even the Romans knew bathing was important.

  • @Shcmungus
    @Shcmungus หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Thanks for the ideas I will definitely use these to mess with my players

  • @ticijevish
    @ticijevish หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Ugh! When he said tuberculosis, instead of consumption, my immersion was completely ruined!

    • @arbiters487
      @arbiters487 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so TB takes years to kill someone right, in a world with magic cure all disease spells, how is TB still a problem?

  • @FlailingJunk
    @FlailingJunk หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I would expect there to be less starvation in a world with magic.

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @FlailingJunk
      just suck up to a druid.

  • @jamcam9
    @jamcam9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This was entertaining, but man was it bloody inaccurate. As a medievalist this was horrifying and cringey, even though I did laugh a couple of times.

    • @brialapoint2608
      @brialapoint2608 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree with you. Also since were talking d and d, some of those diseases would be healed by a cleric or herbalist

  • @MalloonTarka
    @MalloonTarka หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He probably _could_ read. Most medieval people could write and read. It's a very practical thing to be able to do. They just couldn't read or write _Latin,_ so they were considered illiterate because of that.

  • @tater7105
    @tater7105 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    This isn't remotely accurate to a medieval tavern. It looks like you just threw faulty stereotypes together you saw in movies.

    • @jamcam9
      @jamcam9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Agreed. As a medievalist this was so cringey. Yeugh.

    • @magnuscolable
      @magnuscolable หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      As a historian I agree

    • @GrsArt42
      @GrsArt42 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s funny, but yes

  • @MindCaged
    @MindCaged หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think of stuff like this whenever I see those romance/adventure stories where they get sent back in time and fall in love and decide to stay in the past. I'm like the author apparently has very rose-tinted ideas of what life was like back then, or completely takes modern conveniences for granted. There are very few people who have the knowledge and temperament to live in those conditions, and I'm guessing they would regret it eventually when they /desperately/ need something and its just not available in the past. There's a reason why most medieval stories are medieval /fantasy/ settings, the fantasy part is absolutely vital because without magic those conditions would be absolutely horrific, or more horrific. Frankly the existence of dark lords and monsters that can actually be fought against might be worth it to have magic that can cure diseases and provide necessities.

  • @markcarpenter6020
    @markcarpenter6020 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Actually it's not all that realistic. While fantasy settings might look like our medieval times the existence of magic actually changes things drastically. Clerics that can actually heal, potions that actually work, druids to look after animals and farmlands. In a fantasy setting the difference isnt low or high technology it's if the world is low magic or high magic.

  • @MagnificentDevil
    @MagnificentDevil หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh, so this isn't D&D, it is Warhammer FRP.

  • @viktorkolaric4156
    @viktorkolaric4156 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Umm actually"s coming in 3.2.1...

  • @elaraamaris9595
    @elaraamaris9595 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I want to make this town. In the party is It's morally obligated To take over to make everything better for everybody ( Because they're all to bad at leading and organizing). But then the king attacks to "Liberate" the town from them.

  • @emilspegel9677
    @emilspegel9677 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yeah well if you embrace all the bad medieval tropes at once maybe.
    People in the middle ages did have things like
    A: Beds
    B: Steady supply of food, baring of course the worst famine years
    C: Baths, indeed the medieval age where cleaner than the coming centuries until the mid 19th century
    D: people traveled (even the peasantry) for many reasons, including leisure. Markets, church attendance for distant hamlets, pilgrimage, weddings, funerals, pilgrimage, business and simply excursion for pleasure where all done.
    E: nitpicking but the tavern and inn owners generally where among the more well-off members of a local community, seeing as it is a rather major enterprise. He is also probably literate...

  • @inpuris13
    @inpuris13 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They actually did take baths fairly often, Roman baths didn’t disappear when the Roman’s did, many of them were left around
    I have realized I have fallen for the bait

  • @tytoalba605
    @tytoalba605 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ongoing theme this world needs more farmers and ranchers and clerics.

  • @Elohist2009
    @Elohist2009 หลายเดือนก่อน

    POV: your party walks into a squalid tavern…
    At least the “rooms” will be cheaper 😅

  • @flexiblenerd
    @flexiblenerd หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I mean, I'm all for realism and actually like doing the mundane sometimes but yeah...go back a few hundred years and it was ROUGH.

  • @Stephanie568
    @Stephanie568 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was smiling through this but I lost it at "we got a witch!"

  • @falconwind00
    @falconwind00 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Actually a quest were you have to tend the bar while the NPC goes off on an epic adventure would be hilarious.

  • @Docktavion
    @Docktavion หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is definitely more in line with WFRP

  • @cyrusvile6622
    @cyrusvile6622 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Harvest devil enters the bar
    Barkeep: what will it be
    Harvest devil: let me see the contract first
    Barkeep: what’s a contract
    Harvests devil: the thing that will remove the problems in your life
    Barkeep: it can remove cheating on your wife with a wench and being kicked out into the barn?
    Harvest devil: yes, sign
    Barkeep: takes pen.
    Harvest devil: smiles
    Barkeep: Oink Oink
    Harvest devil: casts fear, pig runs away to farm
    Harvest devil: the bar is now the domain of the hells everyone is now a tiefling
    Humans at bar: F*ck

  • @jacobhargiss3839
    @jacobhargiss3839 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I just grabbed a bunch of leftover liquide and have been sellingvit ever since". Well, that is actually ehat ale is.

  • @eMercody
    @eMercody หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yeah no, mostly pretty hilarious misconceptions.

    • @eMercody
      @eMercody หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Witch-hunts are renaissance, peasants could read, peasants bathed…

  • @Mark-t1z
    @Mark-t1z 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The high mortality rate from disease was mostly confined to infants and toddlers, which had a fairly dismal chance of surviving. But if you did, your odds vastly improved. So the AVERAGE age of death might be in the early 30s, but that is deceptive. If you made it through early childhood, it isn't at all odd to expect to live into your 50s or even 60s and beyond.
    I think a lot of D&D games (such as the Sword Coast region of Forgotten Realms) takes place in a culture that is actually in the early modern period. It is just the relative absence of guns and primitive machinery that makes us think it is medieval. So more modern taverns and inns become reasonable. What is often missing is that most of these places would be part of someone's home, and they didn't offer rooms, like you said. Or if they did, it would be THEIR room, and you'd sleep with them, and it wouldn't be anything sexual. Sharing a bed was considered fairly normative, even with strangers, especially for merchants.
    One inaccuracy is bathing. They did bathe. They even heated water for this purpose. But they didn't bathe as often as we do, especially during the winter. Many cultures believed bathing during the winter could cause ill spirits, and there is some truth to this, since rapid changes in temperature do affect the immune system. But, there was no deodorant! So bathing or not, people had their natural odor in attendance to some degree. You could use a rock of salt on your pits and that could help temporarily. And although body shaving has been around for thousands of years to one degree or another, I wouldn't expect to find it regularly in medieval Europe.
    As for literacy, this is true enough, but exaggerated. Keep in mind that even in our time, it is a gradient, rather than an either/or. Look up Menocchio the Miller for an example of a Renaissance peasant who was VERY literate. I'd expect them to understand some public signage and simple hash mark math. I've noticed a lot of D&D settings actually do have some kind of printing press, albeit magical or rudimentary, which I think would increase general literacy.
    The glacially slow development of technology in fantasy settings does make some sense when you take into account the utility of magic, or, in some settings, the increased difficulty or impossibility of fabricating gunpowder. These settings might advance culturally much faster than they do technologically. A lot of bright people who would have been scientists and inventors instead become arcanists or occultists, because the results speak for themselves. So it isn't hard to argue this would trickle down to even the peasantry in a fantasy setting, and you do have some sort of village inn or tavern. I know I'm nitpicking on a comedy bit, but this is a research topic of some interest to me.

  • @muntuku
    @muntuku หลายเดือนก่อน

    The bath thing is a HUGE misconception. People actually usually bathed a couple times a week (if they were able).

  • @GeekandGlory
    @GeekandGlory หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Historically accurate taverns to be in a campaign to mess with players ...
    ...but again maybe this is why I am not a DM.

  • @jojothehamster
    @jojothehamster 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That'll be 5 copper for a night in the communal bed.

  • @user-tb7ml8kz7h
    @user-tb7ml8kz7h หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:01 - "...The horse is going to court?..." - Yes. That was the case before slavery was incorporated into the legal system: As of right now, and for the foreseeable future, whenever 2 parties appear in court before a judge, they do so under the assumption that Both parties KNOW the law (this is why lawyers INSIST that before you do ANYTHING that might be used in court, you speak to a lawyer).
    Now, what to do when the one that wronged you can't know the law, like the aforementioned horse, or another animal, or a mentally disabled person, or a child? Are they exempt from appearing before a judge? So they can continue wronging people? No! Such animals/people are paired with, and put under the responsibility (and authority) of those, who DO know the law. This is why children have parents/guardians, and animals have owners. This is the essence of slavery, and why in the distant past conquered nations were enslaved - what do you do with a person, who had lived their entire life according to a set of laws, which is no longer relevant, and who is forced to live under a new set of laws, that they had no way of learning beforehand? Because just letting such person free is setting them up for breaking some law, that they didn't know existed, only to find themselves fined, jailed, or executed due to their ignorance of something they couldn't know. So slavery was the solution - such people got a master, who was responsible for them, and who taught them how to behave under the new set of laws. And whenever the slave wronged somebody, that somebody would sue the master, since from legal standpoint the master and their slaves are a single legal entity.

  • @rorybrown7782
    @rorybrown7782 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Oh yeah, I can’t f**king read” 😅😅

  • @jackzed2020
    @jackzed2020 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    someone bought the whole set of call to arms larp clothes ...

  • @RachDarastric2
    @RachDarastric2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So, the Monty Python edition of realism is it?

  • @TheRealMirCat
    @TheRealMirCat หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You laugh at animals going on trial, but I fully support them for dogs that have bitten someone instead of what happens now. [Not talking about full on maulings but for when they bite people who shouldn't have been messing with them]

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Historic inaccuracy aside it was a funny vid :)

  • @OutlawJJ80
    @OutlawJJ80 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    WTF a Bath!!?? LMAO

  • @Draconightfury
    @Draconightfury 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's a great thing dnd is based in fantasy realms and not here on earth. definitely adds to entertainment value

  • @russellperry9902
    @russellperry9902 หลายเดือนก่อน

    thank you algo for the harbor freight ad

  • @krinkrin5982
    @krinkrin5982 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    A lot of these sketches weren't really exactly accurate. For one, medieval people bathed a lot.

  • @WryAun
    @WryAun หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Top notch comedy mate! You kept 'em coming and it was a joy all the way through!
    I couldn't help but notice Harold commenting that Angus was hung, not hanged. What a life! Combat divorce, rebound with a male colleague, then unexpectedly fall for another's betrothed!
    I can see why for 5 generations they haven't left this town. Turns out it's pretty exciting!

  • @adiabeticjedi3278
    @adiabeticjedi3278 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Longer form content, what magics are these?

  • @kellyjeaularson5786
    @kellyjeaularson5786 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gary Gygax made it clear this was how to run a game. It was to maintain realism, illiteracy, diseases, poisoness plants, wild animals, do not forget taxes and the cost of living as well. I ran all my games like this since the late 1970s and today. Players never complained.

  • @BearOnTheMoon
    @BearOnTheMoon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    More like a real medieval tavern that got teleported into a D&D campaign world.

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated หลายเดือนก่อน

    Make sure the otters are being narrated by Obi-Wan.

  • @xezzee
    @xezzee 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    One Gnome player drown in a pure alcohol and other player served that alcohol for people week later in game 😂 since then we always drink Gnome Beer! Most hilarious when Gnome Town was selling the illegal Gnome Beer 😅

  • @talkingbirb2808
    @talkingbirb2808 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    nah we were never given enough rooms. 1 room or the attic, take it or leave

  • @HonorableAssassins
    @HonorableAssassins 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is a common pet peeve of mine, its not realistic, its just GOT style grim fantasy instead of D&D style cartoon fantasy, its the other extreme. Video was funny as always, not a complaint there, this is just for anyone that finds this comment and happens to care.
    The middle ages had a high rate of infant mortality, if you made it past childhood, you were probably gonna live a full life. We know when plagues struck where for a reason, they were big, scary, and enough of an event to be worth writing down.
    The reality would moreso just be the inns didnt double as taverns - many settlements might have a place to go drink after a day in the fields, but inns with rooms to rent were pretty much exclusive to large cities and pretty rare until the renaissance.
    Also baths were a huge thing in history. People somehow forget that soap was invented around 2500BC, humans dont like stink. The myth of not bathing comes from the black plague era, where people avoided 'the baths' - as in bath houses - to avoid getting sick, because of the high foot traffic. Bathing was a beloved medieval passtime with cities having elaborate bathhouses - and no, i dont mean cheeky brothels, i mean youd take your family to the baths, be served food, and listen to music play.
    I dont know when the origin of ale was, but 'halfale' was a method of storing water longterm. You add a little bit of alcohol and it keeps it pure when stored stagnantly, so you dont need to boil it everytime you drink. This is where the idea that 'they only drank alcohol' came from - it was just enough alcohol to keep something clean, so you werent gonna get sloshed.
    Divorce by combat did exist however. That was gold. Typically as a handicap, theyd dig a hole, stick the man in it waist deep, and give him a stick. The woman would be free to move around, and given a rock in a stocking to use as a flail.

  • @AvangionQ
    @AvangionQ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    D&D campaign with realism, eh? Disease is everywhere and the Lesser Restoration spell is more than most commoners can afford.
    Plant Growth is an extremely useful spell for doubling agriculture yields. It's a spell that makes adventurers into folk heroes.
    Ah man, this video kept getting more and more depressing ... couldn't finish watching it.

    • @woodsy4698
      @woodsy4698 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Disease is a problem till the local paladin use his free lay on hands. It costs 5 points, but he can do it like 6 times a day.
      Luckly paladins are more good natured, so you won't depend on the greedy cleric for help.

  • @nickmckee1429
    @nickmckee1429 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These thumbnails are getting to top tier 😂❤

  • @Tletna
    @Tletna หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This video was great! It was funny, incredibly depressing, but funny.

  • @lixnix2018
    @lixnix2018 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sounds about right

  • @preacherjohn
    @preacherjohn หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yeah, rampant disease would be why any character that can cast Lesser Restoration would be a welcome hero in most places.. 😂

  • @estenderyt
    @estenderyt หลายเดือนก่อน

    Medieval times sound amazing, so many more options than nowadays

  • @tmallot
    @tmallot 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Am I the only one who thought of this as sarcastic comedy to highlight the difference between D&D taverns and real ones by the over the top exaggeration?
    Either way, for actual realism to incorporate into D&D / TTRPG world building I usually go to "Modern History TV" if that's your thing. Well researched, thoughtful, and honest looks at medieval history. This was hilarious though.

  • @ekougar1534
    @ekougar1534 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love your content. The sponsor was alright. 90$ for the box is a little steep xD might just get the books

  • @russward2612
    @russward2612 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Where was the fight in the background? The gambling, the band of bards, the professional "ladies", the mysterious stranger in the corner, all should have been there.

  • @poochyenajones1362
    @poochyenajones1362 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not quite as realistic as you may think.
    People in medieval time DID bath on a regular basis. At least once a week was available for the majority of peasants.
    The mortality rates varied depending on region and population dencity from "really bad" to "quite optimistic". Still not nearly as morbit as pop culture likes to picture.
    Literacy was also much more available to common folk. At least the basic stuff. Even for simple farmers it was a necessity in order to go by.
    Food availability was also sporadic. Sometimes you would have a season of harsh famine and the other times you would have plenty to eat.

  • @CommunistKangaroo
    @CommunistKangaroo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And that's why all Tavern or innkeepers in my games can cast create food and water

  • @IHaveAStory67
    @IHaveAStory67 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dysentery? TB? Are you sure you weren't playing Oregon Trail?🤣

  • @randomoffgrid
    @randomoffgrid หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Everything Wrong with your knowlege of Medieval Times
    1 - Plagues were not that common, and not enough to wipe out entire towns one after the other
    2 -People weren't so stupid as to overthrow a lord because they didn't have any food to eat. There's a misconception that people back then were dumb, they might not know what algebra is, but they could understand things like cause and effect regarding food.
    3 - Trial by combat wasn't used to settle devorces, also if they were catholic a devorce wouldn't be possible. Well except the buying wive's thing, but that was only for peasants in the countryside as the church gave up on tring to stop them.
    4 - People knew what beds were. Beleive it or not, peasants only worked 7 months out of the year and spent the rest of the time traveling. In fact vacations was a common past time. The people of the past, were well travelled and knew about things like beds, even if they never slept in one.
    5 - People know to make ale, knew what it was, and eewa! Left over liquid, it'd ferment into viniger long before turning into ale.
    6 - People of this era were very clean. In fact they were terrified of getting infections so washing hands before meals, bathing and ect were not only common, but socially REQUIRED.
    7 - They knew what room's were, though most taverns acted like pubs and not hotels
    8 - Lepracy wasn't that common, and the infected were often shunted into lepper comunities or discarded onto lepper ships.
    9 - Duels weren't so common, people valued their lives back then just as people do today.
    10 - Finishing work, the Pesentry actually got quite alot of down time. We work more hours today then they did hundreds of years ago.
    11 - Never leaving town, like I said travelling was a great past time back then. So I find this hard to beleive for multiple generations.
    12 - Unable to read, Sundy church taught people the basics of reading, for free and most people partook. In fact reading was common, though extremely limited and lacked propper grammer, no formallised spelling and ect. There are letter's from common folk back in this era, many and it showed a public availability of reading.
    13 - Medivel times wasn't that grim, sure it was an alien culture, but the people were vivacious and enjoyed life.

  • @Kaz-The-Puppet
    @Kaz-The-Puppet หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:54 what does this mean

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's a pun. People call him "Lance" a lot, while "Lancelot" is a well-known Arthurian knight.

    • @Kaz-The-Puppet
      @Kaz-The-Puppet หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 My current character is named Lancelot...
      Is there something wrong with the name or just some weird coincidence?

  • @jakestaples8498
    @jakestaples8498 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice video

  • @neltymind
    @neltymind 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Realistic tavern in a rural area? No such thing if the setting is heavily inspired by medieval Europe.

  • @tobiaspause1775
    @tobiaspause1775 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sorry, but they were not starving ALL the Time. You can expect to get a Room and some Food in a medieval Tavern.

  • @TheAngel277
    @TheAngel277 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Paladins are very powerful

  • @brialapoint2608
    @brialapoint2608 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can tell someone hasnt read dragonlance or forgotten realms.

  • @kstormgeistgem461
    @kstormgeistgem461 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hey, uh... i know it's late but... you got any links for those otter videos? the 2020s are kinda... eYah, not much better... XD

  • @nagavamsip
    @nagavamsip หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    So a DnD tavern without any actual DnD in it? 😛

    • @fasddfadfgasdgs
      @fasddfadfgasdgs หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's more like dnd chars in a real life medieval tavern

    • @tater7105
      @tater7105 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@fasddfadfgasdgs not remotely like a medieval tavern

  • @PuppyLuvU2
    @PuppyLuvU2 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    trying to implement real world midevil ideas into a world of fantasy and its own midevil issues seems kinda funny. The "right, I can't fucking read" part felt legit. Like, how is anyone in that world learning unless they have schools in every village with an established education system?

  • @MrDracoSpirit
    @MrDracoSpirit 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    TBH a tarven in D&D likely isn't that close to medieval, if only becuse of the impact of magic... through I do hope your dms world building is more intresting than copy paste medieval anyway!

  • @averagesoup.
    @averagesoup. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    dungeon

  • @KEMOT122ddjd
    @KEMOT122ddjd หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pluh

  • @Dunybrook
    @Dunybrook 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Clerics & Druids or the win! No need for science or political revolution.

  • @user-yg3jw2ew6j
    @user-yg3jw2ew6j หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    mwwahaha😈

  • @m.h.6470
    @m.h.6470 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    None of this is 'realistic'. It is 95% wrong clichés and 5% bullsh...

  • @Donkeyearsa
    @Donkeyearsa หลายเดือนก่อน

    That is entirely wrong many people could read write they just could only read and write their local dialect of the local language which was always written phonetically what they could not read or write was Latin which was the standard of who was considered being literate. People needed to keep records of all of their dealings with everyone else in the village or town as actually having coin was extremely rare and everyone needed to know who owed what to who. The problem was the people who lived in the next lords lands over would speak slightly differently and as everything was written phonetically they may or may not be able to read what the other people in the next lords lands had written down.
    Learning Latin was highly restricted as the bible was only written in Latin and the church did not want the riffraff to know what was actually written in the bible so the riffraff could not challenge the church on religious matters.

  • @Nala15-Artist
    @Nala15-Artist หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can we stop with this british obsession over the victorian view of medieval times? You know it was propaganda, right?

  • @axelhens7831
    @axelhens7831 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Realistic 🤔🙄
    Just perpetuating wrong stereotype.

  • @elaraamaris9595
    @elaraamaris9595 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want to make this town. In the party is It's morally obligated To take over to make everything better for everybody ( Because they're all to bad at leading and organizing). But then the king attacks to "Liberate" the town from them.

  • @elaraamaris9595
    @elaraamaris9595 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want to make this town. In the party is It's morally obligated To take over to make everything better for everybody ( Because they're all to bad at leading and organizing). But then the king attacks to "Liberate" the town from them.