Jordan: What's your craziest sexual experience? Shane: I think it might be this. Lol. Thinking there's a consensus to that statement among us who watch this experience every week.
My favorite part of the show is when I+J start spazzing out on each other and the guest is there just passively watching the scene like".....ok....." 😂
Ian and Jordan have such an interesting relationship to watch. One minute they are like two siblings fighting and the next they are like two horny teens. Its a fun will they won't they.
Ian, I’m a 41 year old dad of two, 7 & 9 y/o. I’ve known I’ve had terminal cancer for two years and I haven’t told my sons yet, some days I feel like I am doin the right thing by not telling them, other days I feel hella guilt. I’ve spent so much time with them making memories, but I’m running out of time and I’m gonna have to tell them eventually. Am I doing anything right? What more can I do to prepare them for the worst news ever. I love you and all your pods and appearances, you’ve given me tons of laughs on some pretty sour days.
In my opinion as a dad of adult sons you're doing the right thing, tell them near the end say last 12 weeks say dads very poorly, they need to feel part of things imho
HA I thought the same thing right after i wrote that lol. In my head i was like, "oh nooo, she shouldn't know this." Whatever, she's got "the comedy therapist" on her side these days at least and If I remember correctly, he's pushing her to be open to feeling uncomfortable about guys like that (guys that are attracted to her) and give them a chance. Cuz that's how relationships work lol. @@DemocracyJones
This is a female misconception about men that's just dead wrong. If someone takes forever to finish it's not because they think you're ugly. If someone finishes too fast it's not because they think you're hot. Dick sensitivity is mostly genetic, and can be made less sensitive with chronic masturbation. Aka death grip syndrome.
"Don't use your hands to get the chicken out of the soup!" Is not what i ever thought I would hear today. 😂 Jordan and Ian are chaos. Followed by "How do i become a Dom?"
I watched Shane's special too. I forgot where I knew him from but I knew i knew his name! He did a GREAT JOB!! There's so many specials coming out lately, some better than others. I really liked his. He's a funny guy as you can tell in this pod 😂
catfish jelly is real. it can be made several ways first take catfish clean catfish keep bones boil it all remove bones blend with immersion blender add enough pectin to get the desired consistency you can also use a corn starch slurry to help thicken it can it as normal another way thats more refined take catfish clean catfish boil it all remove everything condense down the liquid use pectin starch and also a little clear unflavored gelatin can it as normal its pretty tasty give it a try guys. its good on ice cream or broccoli
Love Shane Torres! It'd be awesome if they could get Kyle Kinane on. Kyle would get so uncomfortable immediately at the crazyness and that's when he's the funniest lol
@@Eyecyou64you're right he probably would and that'd make it even more funny! Honestly I'm surprised a guest hasn't zoned completely out or just left lol There's been a few guests that looked like they were close
Ians outfit isnt offensive bc of the black socks white shoes. Keep aside of the double button down, its the fact the only thing matching is the canadian tuxedo.
I fucking love when you hear Ethan laugh in the background! You know its funny when you hear him, love you guys! And I would absolutely wear a I met Jordan before she killed herself!
Please just stop thinkin and explaining!!!!!!! Thats it! Just those two things completely and its ř really going to help pretty much everyone involved reading yalls horse shit! SAAYYY HAYYYY BETCHHHH
this podcast needs a shoe-cam like Wendy Williams had on "Wendy"...I could only see the tops of the socks! I need to see the shoes and be in-on-all-the-riffing-and-banter or else I feel excluded 😂
I'm serious about this idea: if they made a better version of Finding Nemo exactly how it is BUT with different and BETTER voice actors, Jordan would be such a better Dory than Ellen Disingenuous was. And Ian would be amazing as Nemo!!! (or Marlon 😅) 🐡🐟🐠🦐🦞🐙🦑
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Shane: "You guys are fun, but my Mom says I cant come to this house anymore." 😂😂😂
Jordan and Ian are live action version of Ren and Stimpy. Throw shane in the mix and it turns to GOLD
POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAN!
Catfish jelly 🤣
Jordan: What's your craziest sexual experience?
Shane: I think it might be this.
Lol. Thinking there's a consensus to that statement among us who watch this experience every week.
Everytime I see your profile picture, I think "HOLY SHIT, it's Uma Thurman!!!"😆 Be well pretty doppelganger!!!!😂
Nailed it. 37:30
My favorite part of the show is when I+J start spazzing out on each other and the guest is there just passively watching the scene like".....ok....." 😂
Every episode 😂
This might have been my favorite episode ever😂😂😂😂😂😂 omfg hilarious
“I+J” how lazy are you lmao
@@BurnoutBushido Apparently as lazy as lmao lol?
@@BurnoutBushidodon’t be gay
It's always chaotic but this is insane how little they let Shane talk, they both ask him questions and answer themselves before he has a chance.
Guests on this pod are basically the straight man to Ian and Jordan's shenenigans.
This has been my favorite pod lately, love the chaotic energy 🤌🤌
Thanks Cody. We were all dying to know
@@jarredfugleberg3994thanks, for thanking Cody, Jarred. Very cool.
exactly what I love about it most as well
Her shirt design should be “I’m not a lesbian” -Jordan Jensen
Hahajahhhhhahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhsha where do you get your ideas from?
Ian is the ideal person to play an evil evangelical preacher.
lmao
put him in righteous gemstones
@a24 #a24 make this a thing
You mean Ian looking in the mirror every morning? Lmao
He meets subway fellas for free on grindr, and passes the savings onto you! 🙏🏻🕊️
The fact that everyone here is stone cold sober is pretty unbelievable
Ian and Jordan are the cutest tarded couple of all time
this is the closest Ian & Jordan will ever get to getting it on…. and it’s harder to watch/listen to then I thought.
Ian is so horny for Jordan and she uses it as her super power haha
Ya get what ya pay for, pal.
Fair is fair
I got hard
@@tokoloshe42 fair is fair
You guys are fun.
My mom says I can’t come to this house anymore 😂😂😂
The middle school flirting vibes with these two! 😂😂😂😂 ❤❤
Jordan's total lack of self esteem and complete distrust of physical intimacy are the cornerstones of this pod
The “non-sexual” role play on this show is fascinating
Non sexual being a very generous term here lol
@@gnomibee6785 Indeed, hence the quotes
Ian and Jordan have such an interesting relationship to watch. One minute they are like two siblings fighting and the next they are like two horny teens.
Its a fun will they won't they.
I was on page 2 of Google when he said he made up catfish jelly. Lol.😂
Need more Dommy Mommy Jordan
We need "i represent the trout" shirts asap
Ian, I’m a 41 year old dad of two, 7 & 9 y/o. I’ve known I’ve had terminal cancer for two years and I haven’t told my sons yet, some days I feel like I am doin the right thing by not telling them, other days I feel hella guilt. I’ve spent so much time with them making memories, but I’m running out of time and I’m gonna have to tell them eventually. Am I doing anything right? What more can I do to prepare them for the worst news ever. I love you and all your pods and appearances, you’ve given me tons of laughs on some pretty sour days.
In my opinion as a dad of adult sons you're doing the right thing, tell them near the end say last 12 weeks say dads very poorly, they need to feel part of things imho
If Jordan went on Are You Garbage the episode would be 63 seconds long. They would say “Yes, you are” and then do a minute long draft kings ad
I do this instead of therapy
Like Mario and Luigi with those hats
the sugar plumbers pipedreams podcast
The amount of constant attention Ian needs is fuckin crazy.
That master blaster line from shane was so good.
Shane looks nothing like Sam Tallent; however, Shane absolutely looks like Will Sasso in a wig
He looks like Felipe Esparza
@@marcelwaddell6290wait, that's not felipe esparza?
Dude he is Will Sasso’s character in Drop Dead Gorgeous all grow’d up 😂
I just binged Luddermilk, Will was great in it.
Of course Jordan won’t believe this… but he was quick because he liked her so much 😂
😆Nah she has the look of one of those Goldilocks BUSH girls, it's JUST RIGHT!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
If he liked her then he wasn't her type lol
HA I thought the same thing right after i wrote that lol. In my head i was like, "oh nooo, she shouldn't know this."
Whatever, she's got "the comedy therapist" on her side these days at least and If I remember correctly, he's pushing her to be open to feeling uncomfortable about guys like that (guys that are attracted to her) and give them a chance. Cuz that's how relationships work lol. @@DemocracyJones
This is a female misconception about men that's just dead wrong. If someone takes forever to finish it's not because they think you're ugly. If someone finishes too fast it's not because they think you're hot. Dick sensitivity is mostly genetic, and can be made less sensitive with chronic masturbation. Aka death grip syndrome.
The Jordan merch HAS to say fair is fair 😂that's amazing
Do NOT change the opening music. Ever. I have sang it to heaven EVERY ep. I need it.
This ep was so good 😂 I love when they’re giggly and in a good mood
Jordan yearns for Ian but knows she mustn’t
Get friends
@@DamTheKid get a life and stop commenting on people comments loser 😂👌
Go outside oh my god, sounds like you yearn for him
Probably not, but it's okay to be attracted to your friends at the same time
@@Eyecyou64 are you stupid? 😂😂
"Don't use your hands to get the chicken out of the soup!" Is not what i ever thought I would hear today. 😂 Jordan and Ian are chaos. Followed by "How do i become a Dom?"
This episode was too sexy for youtube.
Might have to change the name to "Edging with Jordan"...
it's dominicans
*I stand with zac saying ian is in love with jordan*
Dumpster Fire, here we go. Coffee ice, no matter what.
nobody cares that an adult man is excited for his favorite podcast.
@@DamTheKidI care
Pretty sure jordan is only a couple pods away from going full dom and forcibly pegg ian on the patreon.
Jordan was in a great mood this episode. Whatever she did to be like this works.
I watched Shane's special too. I forgot where I knew him from but I knew i knew his name!
He did a GREAT JOB!! There's so many specials coming out lately, some better than others. I really liked his. He's a funny guy as you can tell in this pod 😂
she pawed it
SHANE IS HILARIOUS..."Your Dad comes by when mine is at work. "😂
Also Ian the blues is typically played in minor and you consistently hit major notes the entire time you had the harmonica lol.
You tell him!
Why do you type? No friends?
@@DamTheKidI suppose the same could be inquired of you,friend.
Don't know about ny but at least in Milan white socks w/white sneakers is considered trashy. Worked there in retail 4 yrs
Bi guys died for this
And he's doing a Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow ripoff with no Zac... lame.
When we get done crying like queefs can we turn this into a circle jerk my fellow gay dudes
I have a huge crush on Jordan.
Welcome to the club
Jordan’s fate is to own a lobster boat and live on Deer Isle, Maine.
Dr. Bronner's is the best! And you could do 5 minutes on how weird the label is.
It is the most epic piece of literature one can read during a single dump.
catfish jelly is real. it can be made several ways
first
take catfish
clean catfish
keep bones
boil it all
remove bones
blend with immersion blender
add enough pectin to get the desired consistency
you can also use a corn starch slurry to help thicken it
can it as normal
another way thats more refined
take catfish
clean catfish
boil it all
remove everything
condense down the liquid
use pectin starch and also a little clear unflavored gelatin
can it as normal
its pretty tasty give it a try guys.
its good on ice cream or broccoli
Please don't put fish on ice cream
Nicotine Dolls 🥰
Jordan is 100% wrong. Those socks goes with Ian's fit perfectly
Love Shane Torres! It'd be awesome if they could get Kyle Kinane on. Kyle would get so uncomfortable immediately at the crazyness and that's when he's the funniest lol
Kyle would just sink into himself for like half the episode lmao
Or he'd just leave
@@Eyecyou64you're right he probably would and that'd make it even more funny! Honestly I'm surprised a guest hasn't zoned completely out or just left lol There's been a few guests that looked like they were close
Mark Normands face was PRICELESS on this show.
Jordan is completely correct RE: socks. No grandpa has ever worn black socks with sneakers.
Yeah he is way out of line.
These two are gonna bust SO hard when they finally fack
Great chemistry between Jordan and ian. Always a great laugh! Beat entertainment on the tube!!!!
Ian please come to another show so I can say Hi in Dallas!!!
Ians outfit isnt offensive bc of the black socks white shoes. Keep aside of the double button down, its the fact the only thing matching is the canadian tuxedo.
Sexual tension has never been funnier😂
"Life is SHIT but ya POSIITIVE..... Lets find out what its like to LIVE."
AYG get Jordan on! Or not and keep the bit going. Trash trash trash!
Fair is fair
If you're gonna do wax play there are specific candles you can use
Damn dude! Your kinky 🔥
I fucking love when you hear Ethan laugh in the background! You know its funny when you hear him, love you guys! And I would absolutely wear a I met Jordan before she killed herself!
Cool 1 preorder for a gormless lonely idiot. Nobody cares buddy
Where's Ethan's cam? Did a camera break or something? It used to cut to him when he talked or when someone burns him lol
@@DamTheKid also you have the dumbest profile pic for a TH-cam account 😂
Is it just me or Is Jordan getting hotter
I can smell Jordan though the computer.
I love y'all so much
12:48
This is my first ever time seeing you guys. Stayed the whole time, laughed a shit ton, and subscribed.
Please just stop thinkin and explaining!!!!!!!
Thats it! Just those two things completely and its ř really going to help pretty much everyone involved reading yalls horse shit! SAAYYY HAYYYY BETCHHHH
as a men's 10.5 I also always wear my bfs shoes
Except my partner now is like a 13 womp womp
Watching Ian in The Headlock from Mommy as Shanew watches.
I haven't laughed that hard with a boner in 20 years!
This show is great!
this podcast needs a shoe-cam like Wendy Williams had on "Wendy"...I could only see the tops of the socks! I need to see the shoes and be in-on-all-the-riffing-and-banter or else I feel excluded 😂
White shoes with black socks exclusively
I don't know why but Jordan seems super cute and playful this episode lol I love it ;)
Your never going to break the glass ceiling without showing them piggies
When Jordan does something with her hair she's so much more attractive
His shoes are not fully white so I declare it’s fine.
What the hell Is in the fish tank , small baby figurines ??
17:43
When Ian starts laughing with his legs in that butterfly 🦋 like motion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao 🤣
Jelly fish jelly is from SpongeBob bro
I'm serious about this idea: if they made a better version of Finding Nemo exactly how it is BUT with different and BETTER voice actors, Jordan would be such a better Dory than Ellen Disingenuous was. And Ian would be amazing as Nemo!!! (or Marlon 😅) 🐡🐟🐠🦐🦞🐙🦑
I feel like Jordan is lucky bc she's getting prettier with age. Me? I was apparently friggin hot until I wasn't anymore then I look back and say 😩
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This episode has me hurting from laughing 😂
This may be one of the funniest/craziest episodes so far. Great episode!!
socks should match shoes
I was also surprised that Jordan hasn't been on AYG yet. Ian hasn't been on that show for a long time either.
When Ian says “that is the behavior of a schizophrenic” I lost it. Ahahaha 😂
Always makes the week better when y’all upload! Love the show!!
New favorite Pod 🔥🔥
Gummo! Hahaha
Edit: also Shane's new special is great!
Black long socks with everything. Doesn’t matter who says when where what. Black long songs all the way
I love you guys but sometimes the wheezy giggles are too much see ya next week
Someone should tell Jordan if you get Botox in your pits it will stop sweating as much
OK. Jensen is developing a Bert/Schultz laugh, in every sense.😢
Re-watching and THANK ALL of you ❤Such a great ep
Feel bad for the guest. He kinda just sat there and watched em spaz for an hour.
bro that’s my bands shirt thanks for reppin Richmond!!!