I mean it's 100% better than caviar or lobster... I'm sure a scattering of pepper falling from the fingers and down the back of the forearm would bring the presentation up to par !
@@thighsofsteelindeed2234True, but when you're totally chinstrapped that Greggs dog roll tastes like manna from heaven. Especially if it's still warm.
@@thighsofsteelindeed2234 Greggs sausage rolls are the greatest things ever! If I had a choice between a single sausage roll or 2 pence I'd take the sausage roll.
Just had a weird moment when you started to talk about those magazines and said "who reads this sh!t?". I was in a shop earlier today getting ga cheeky meal deal before work and for some reason focused in on the magazines while I was stuck in a que, it was about some drama in eastenders, "Denise dumps Jack" if I'm not mistaken. 😂 literally thought to myself "who tf still watches that and then reads these?" One of those weird coincidences that I just so happened to watch this video hours later and that came up 😅
Regarding bombs as garden ornaments: One of my grandfathers was a demolition/ordinance disposal expert in WW2. When the war was over, he came home to find the whole street he lived on bombed to the ground - with many unexploded aerial bombs still around. Since he knew how to, he disarmed them all, and then stored the harmless bombs "temporarily" in his garden, before rebuilding his house. When I was a kid, a good 30 years later, I remember the garden path where largge, pointy, rusty objects were tip first in the ground in regular intervals, with flowers growing out the back. Also, a huge stack of them next to a garden wall. My father explained to me what they were. And they were still there when both my grandparents were dead, and my parents eventually sold the house. I would have LOVED to see the face of the new owners once they realized what those were, and then equally the faces of the police officers and bomb technicians that would inevitably have arrived. But who knows, they may even still be there.
Jeez, I've not known what's been in the singles charts since TotP stopped airing (yes, I'm old). Just checked now, and now streaming is included, it's Christmas carnage out there.
I met ladbaby on a night out in Nottingham I called him out for chatting to other girls while his Mrs was there I could see he hated me especially since his body guard was skanking with me on the dance floor afterwards 😂
5 Turkish barbers in the same street, they all have the same pictures outside. The person to ask about the etiquette of “ rubbing one out under the table” is of course Mr (Crafty) Darren Grimes.
4:58 My favourite thing about those magazines like That's Life is that the headlines in the cover are always of horrific stories. Case in point; "Wicked stepdad served up my pet for lunch; it was just the start of his reign of terror" "Hubby's joke about my sister got him jailed" "Kicked in the bump for spending Xmas with Mum" "My fitness-mad boyfriend bonked his workout bud" "I heard my boy go up in flames" Despite these horrific stories, they're always accompanied with a smiling lady! If English wasn't your first language and you used these magazines to try and learn the language, you'd be forgiven for thinking these were feel-good positive stories.
2:23 i refuse to believe anything you are saying about this man. there is no way he has ever played any professional sport ever. dude looks like a randomly generated character in the sims.
yes there is a reason why sofas take so long! basically when you order a sofa from a furniture shop the sofa actually has to be custom made to your order, the right size, shape and colour and all that, they usully have them made in another country and have them shipped over, unfortunately making furniture from scratch is time consuming let alone the costs of shipping that over, since they have to be shipped in large containers with multiple sofas and chairs, so on average a $900 sofa will take 6-8 months to arrive
Ngl big up seeing Torquay spotted in one of these p, it’s full of crackheads but the night outs great, especially above the apple and parrot, if u know u know
The biggest argument I ever had with my friends was over what is the best box of chocolates (specifically the ones at 0:04 ) I was fiercely adamant that it was Heroes. My other two friends who were with me were telling me that it was actually Celebrations. And then my other friend arrived when we were having the argument and didn’t make things any better by saying that Roses were actually the best I guess that means that Celebrations won as it had the most votes
Celebrations are probably the most popular individual chocolates so I can see a case to be made that people want their single favourite one, but to me there are no bad roses, not even any mid roses they're all good, and then only one bad quality street so both of those are better imo
4:58 I'm pretty sure my Grandma reads those magazines, I remember seeing them under a table in her living room whenever I stayed at her house for a few nights
3:22 "you absolute custard" "you absolute planet" "you absolute pie" "you absolute firehose" Can confirm I would be devastated if these were targeted towards me.
britain is that one country where you could catch a random bloke dining on beans with toast in a Michelin star restaurant
I mean it's 100% better than caviar or lobster... I'm sure a scattering of pepper falling from the fingers and down the back of the forearm would bring the presentation up to par !
Britain country ?
@@Dj.Ray.Von. what r u on bro lobster and caviar is so good
Calling it beans with toast is egregious
@@Dj.Ray.Von. And then there's actual good food. Most Michelin star restaurant serve it, if you don't go to the flashy pretentious ones.
Finally, another episode of the best series on youtube, thanks for your service george memeulous
I love this series. It's a great way to understand the British.
I wont lie, celebrations have the best selection. Maltesers, double decker, twix all in one is heaven
Double deckers are in heros, not celebrations
Nah celebrations are dead
Truly a good day when Mr. George Memeulous uploads a No Context Britain
Yessss George’s videos are always the highlight of my day!
3:04 dont you be making fun of my plymouth, that incinerators my favourite place
Big up Plymouth
My favourite thing about Georges videos is that he keeps putting the same things in his video but pretends hes never read them before lmao
I think he's just reacted to so much stuff he forgets lol. I mean alot of stuff he reacts to probably doesn't even make it into the video.
As a Brit, I can confirm that a sausage roll is more important to us than Christ.
A good sausage roll yes, but. Greggs one…not so sure.
The vegan sausage roll came from the virgin Mary. 🤣🤣🤣
@@thighsofsteelindeed2234True, but when you're totally chinstrapped that Greggs dog roll tastes like manna from heaven. Especially if it's still warm.
As an Australian I would agree.
@@thighsofsteelindeed2234 Greggs sausage rolls are the greatest things ever! If I had a choice between a single sausage roll or 2 pence I'd take the sausage roll.
Roses being the best is an outrageous take
Fr it’s the last one I would’ve picked out of that selection
Trying to eat dinner watching this but I keep laughing too much 😂
I always love to read the headlines of those crazy articles when I’m queuing at the co op. Rlly makes me giggle bc they’re so outrageous lmao
George liking liquorice has ruined my day, possibly my week.
The layered ones are amazing tho
As a nordic person anyone disliking liquorice ruins my day :(
I'm a super-taster and i love Basset's liquorice allsorts. It's Liquorice + Sugar which removes the bitterness but keeps the aniseed. It's perfect.
@@ew4645 ok
Agreed, the taste of liquorice is disgusting
The best series on youtube, lovely britain.
We need no context Memeulous next
4:45 39⁰! That's a bad day, even for Australians
best series ever
Just had a weird moment when you started to talk about those magazines and said "who reads this sh!t?". I was in a shop earlier today getting ga cheeky meal deal before work and for some reason focused in on the magazines while I was stuck in a que, it was about some drama in eastenders, "Denise dumps Jack" if I'm not mistaken. 😂 literally thought to myself "who tf still watches that and then reads these?" One of those weird coincidences that I just so happened to watch this video hours later and that came up 😅
This is the definitely one of best series!!
1:29 that one honestly gave me a big laugh lol
Wasn’t expecting spotted Torquay on here but also can’t say I’m surprised 💀
It's always a daily occurrence seeing something odd on there 😂
Oh my god Plymouth mentioned finally 😭 I also forgot pie face lives like a couple streets away from me haha
No context Britain on my bday is a blessing.
no context britain is the best series
A Greggs sausage roll is better than jesus
My favourite series ever ❤
Who chooses roses over heroes or celebrations 💀😂
Regarding bombs as garden ornaments:
One of my grandfathers was a demolition/ordinance disposal expert in WW2. When the war was over, he came home to find the whole street he lived on bombed to the ground - with many unexploded aerial bombs still around. Since he knew how to, he disarmed them all, and then stored the harmless bombs "temporarily" in his garden, before rebuilding his house. When I was a kid, a good 30 years later, I remember the garden path where largge, pointy, rusty objects were tip first in the ground in regular intervals, with flowers growing out the back. Also, a huge stack of them next to a garden wall. My father explained to me what they were. And they were still there when both my grandparents were dead, and my parents eventually sold the house.
I would have LOVED to see the face of the new owners once they realized what those were, and then equally the faces of the police officers and bomb technicians that would inevitably have arrived. But who knows, they may even still be there.
there are now more no context brits vids then times ive seen my mother
Those magazines are basically published unhinged Reddit posts 😂
I love how much he genuinely loved the Parcelona joke haha
That Gregg's headline is my all time favourite. :D
0:07 quality street defo
3:28 this dude single handedly caused brexit💀
Jeez, I've not known what's been in the singles charts since TotP stopped airing (yes, I'm old). Just checked now, and now streaming is included, it's Christmas carnage out there.
This series will never end
Parcelona is a top tier dad joke tbh
HELP IM UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO LIVE IN GRIMSBY ABD EVERY YEAR I SEE THE MOST DISAPPOINTING CHRISTMAS DECOR‼️😭😭 2:36
George never fails to disappoint ❤
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Idk why I’ve watched this video three times already 😂
I relate most to the barber's shop poster one. Every time I pass by I see these black and white photos of insane haircuts that nobody ever has.
Baked been pizzas were amazing
I met ladbaby on a night out in Nottingham I called him out for chatting to other girls while his Mrs was there I could see he hated me especially since his body guard was skanking with me on the dance floor afterwards 😂
4:33 THATS teh thing, in other countries 30-31° is amazing! But in England it’s horrible grubby and hot, you feel muggy 😭
Why does james have a bandana and glasses now?
Spotted Torquay is no context Britain gold tbh
5 Turkish barbers in the same street, they all have the same pictures outside. The person to ask about the etiquette of “ rubbing one out under the table” is of course Mr (Crafty) Darren Grimes.
4:58 My favourite thing about those magazines like That's Life is that the headlines in the cover are always of horrific stories. Case in point;
"Wicked stepdad served up my pet for lunch; it was just the start of his reign of terror"
"Hubby's joke about my sister got him jailed"
"Kicked in the bump for spending Xmas with Mum"
"My fitness-mad boyfriend bonked his workout bud"
"I heard my boy go up in flames"
Despite these horrific stories, they're always accompanied with a smiling lady! If English wasn't your first language and you used these magazines to try and learn the language, you'd be forgiven for thinking these were feel-good positive stories.
Watching this on Christmas 🤯
The thumbnail had me weak tho
My nana buys the "thats life" magazine, when i asked her why, she said she just likes the cheap and fun crosswords and puzzles
As someone from plymouth... i agree theres sod all to do here. the metalhead/alternative night life is aight tho
2:23 i refuse to believe anything you are saying about this man. there is no way he has ever played any professional sport ever. dude looks like a randomly generated character in the sims.
Matey boy who wants it to be 39°C again is an absolute butter knife.
Babe wake up, there's a new no context Britain video
yes there is a reason why sofas take so long! basically when you order a sofa from a furniture shop the sofa actually has to be custom made to your order, the right size, shape and colour and all that, they usully have them made in another country and have them shipped over, unfortunately making furniture from scratch is time consuming let alone the costs of shipping that over, since they have to be shipped in large containers with multiple sofas and chairs, so on average a $900 sofa will take 6-8 months to arrive
I think I live near that Christmas light house lol! Theres a whole street in competition with each other
These videos are great, I wish Britain was real 😔
Lad baby, the cliff Richard of the 2020s
Ngl big up seeing Torquay spotted in one of these p, it’s full of crackheads but the night outs great, especially above the apple and parrot, if u know u know
3:39 ayyy big up
Its not the taste of quailty streets, its the smell when you open a fresh box. Thats christmas!
2:27 that’s a Czech Mlíko
There’s a lot to do in Plymouth you silly Billy. We saved England from Spain
The biggest argument I ever had with my friends was over what is the best box of chocolates (specifically the ones at 0:04 )
I was fiercely adamant that it was Heroes. My other two friends who were with me were telling me that it was actually Celebrations. And then my other friend arrived when we were having the argument and didn’t make things any better by saying that Roses were actually the best
I guess that means that Celebrations won as it had the most votes
You're right to be fiercely adamant because you're unequivocally correct tbh.
Celebrations are probably the most popular individual chocolates so I can see a case to be made that people want their single favourite one, but to me there are no bad roses, not even any mid roses they're all good, and then only one bad quality street so both of those are better imo
British food is just orphanage food but with a different name
Didn't Joey Bartion manage Bristol Rovers for like a week and got sacked?
Going with the mugger look, gonna hold up a stage coach?
He said Roses. The video is off to a shocking start
3:19 this is actually so real how tf have i never noticed this 😭
parcelona is a top tier joke
0:30
Am I insane for thinking that looks edible
...
Probably
1:19 lad I collect lynx stop laughing
Bahahaha
Ngl when i was in school i colllected all the different types of lynx 😭😭😂😂 no idea why, but the upiside was i could smell diferrent everyday i guess 😂
There’s a barber shop in Peckham that has a picture of Will Smith at the front
Roses are shit. Correct order:
1. Quality Street
2. Heroes
3. Celebrations
4. Roses
5:30 that magazine is just the middle aged British woman equivalent of Reddit stories
The best one the sweets at the beginning is celebrations
the Jesus sausage roll thing is depressing if it's real
There’s a photo of Beck from Victorious outside the barber 😅
Do all of your videos have the same clips?
Said it before and I'll say it again.
Ah, Britain...Europe's Florida.
PSA that most Home & Bargain stores sell a massive bag of just the bobbly ones from Liquorice Allsorts.
roses? fucking roses!? 😭 come on, george
You absolute table mate
in the window of my local hairdresser there was a picture of tom holland with a buzz cut and i was like "HUH"
I cant lie, ladbaby have done my tree in for so many years. Theyre absolutely footballs
My mum listens to their fucking songs constantly 😭😭
george has been in such a great mood lately🥰
George is an OAP confirmed. Roses and liquorice all sorts??
2:53 the barbershop near my house(which opened maybe 5 years ago) has a photo of elvis presley outside it.
8:47 THEY WAS 10P 😭
4:58
I'm pretty sure my Grandma reads those magazines, I remember seeing them under a table in her living room whenever I stayed at her house for a few nights
Yeah, 10+ years go.
3:22
"you absolute custard"
"you absolute planet"
"you absolute pie"
"you absolute firehose"
Can confirm I would be devastated if these were targeted towards me.
You absolute potato 😂
"You absolutely bucket."
You absolute ladder
It has to be followed by a swear word you absolute mong.
You absolute waffle
If youre not chosing celebrations, somethings wrong with you
Ladbaby - I used to work with him when he was a designer for stack, pre 2020
4:45 Average Florida Weather
At least a sausage roll is real
A barber shop near me had a mural of Sweeney Todd.
Why would you apologise for the sausage roll? Genius, unless it was a vegan one!