@@hassanqazalbash4880 crushed? Abey police officer tha ya ganna? 😂😂😂 Angrezi nahi aati toh kyu maa behen ek kar rha hai bhai....hindi/urdu bolne me koi sharm ki baat nhi hai...
He is just German. 😄 By his tone, and Mimik he is saying, "are you fucking kidding me?! - Don't fuck with me, I know, what I do, and talking about. I am ready for any you might try, let's get down, wood!" 😄 Cheers from Berlin, Germany. 😄
Every country has it's embarrassing moments but this is next level, I just had the best laugh of my life.😂 Although on a serious note, I hope people will realise how important education is.
ñûšh k? Education isn't english. I like they can't speak English properly . Europeans don't speak English but we here think English is everything . Mother language is real education. Wisdom and knowledge are something else
@@rehanakbar20 If a layman is unable to speak English in Pakistan, That's perfectly fine! No issues with that. But these people are designated to such positions for a reason.
I love the look of confusion on his face when the German guy agrees to go to the hospital. "Shit... How are we supposed to be an irrationally angry mob if he gives us evidence that proves us wrong??"
No from what I think they meant by “you go to hospital” is that if you are injured or were going to the hospital these guys do not have that type of english in which you thought
Poor Martyn. Imagine being in a foreign country, getting your car hit and then getting sorrounded by random people shoving a bunch of mics in your face asking for your "good name" and "what position". Poor guy 💀 he handled it well tho.
@@supreme-sieger4386 He clearly doesn't seem like the one drunk here but I'd like evidence for your last statement. It's not like I care about the guy lmao.
@@user-qn2ey6gk4m “In 2011, Martin, an allegedly drunk commercial officer of the German Consulate rammed his car into a parked police van in Karachi, injuring four policemen. He was briefly detained.” this could be seen on nearly all major news channels throughout Pakistan. He was obviously let go because of diplomatic privilege.
Media: You Tull You Drink😂😂👌 German: No No i dont Drink.. I dont Drink anyway...!! Media : Nai Nai you Come to Hospital 😂😂😂😂 Hahaha English ki Aisi Taisi Fer di😂😂😂
Lmafooo 😂😂😂 this is still epic in 2018! ----- Pakistani w mustache: Spoke to Media pls German: i dont have any problems with the media, why should i talk to them.... why... Pakistani w mustache: ya why...intersting media.... German: i have nothing to do with media, i dont want to talk to them...tell me why... Pakistani w mustache: ya WHY..🙄🤔🤔😂😂😂😂 And keeps staying there as if hes loosing his soul and cant do any further verbals attacks to that german lad....hahahahahahahahahah 😂😂😂
a simple guy got stuck with a bunch of idiots really i wish i was there to explain these people that this is not how it works feel really bad for this german man and i feel like i have to sat sorry to all germans...
@@mariagill7129 it's "ambassador" not "ambestor". He must have accidentally pressed "T" instead of "Y" as both keys are right next to each other. His English is good enough for everyone to understand.
"Allegations you are drink" "Is you drunk? You drunk you please?" "You are driving? You are driving? You are drink? why? You are drin?" "Is you drink or normal?" "Cctv gormen accuuse you" "Intereshhhted media" Why would I wanna speak to media? -"Vi..." 😂😂😂 a gem
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it seems that he was caught by drunk people
ROFL 😂🤣
lol
hahah😂😂
Hahahahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Except Martin, everyone's drunk
Hahahah lol 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
😂👌
Haan bc😂🤣
😆
Two types of person in the world...
1. Drink
2. Normal 😁😂
Haa Haaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa
Hum india meen isee style ki english boltay heen
Haa Haaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa
Third one is - Tull 😂😂
o bhai scene hobgaya hai😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
sober!
In pakistan, the CCTV, City Gorment, acuuse u 😂😂😂😂😂
Gormint*
😂😂😂😂😂
You are tul?😂😂
I’m 100% sure he won’t be visiting that country in his life time😂
😂😂😂😂 just type PKMKB 😂😂
He crushed a police officer ...
He was drunk...
He is a jerk an idiot
PKMKB
Hahahahaha yeah I believe the same beside I’m from the same country... it was so funny 😂
@@hassanqazalbash4880 crushed? Abey police officer tha ya ganna?
😂😂😂
Angrezi nahi aati toh kyu maa behen ek kar rha hai bhai....hindi/urdu bolne me koi sharm ki baat nhi hai...
Everyone is gangster until Pakistani media starts speaking English. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
thats funny brother totally agree
😂😂😂😂
English is hindu's god😂
And thier cricketers too
Martyn: i didn't do anything, why should i speak to media?
Journalist: you speak to media..
Martyn: whyy?
Journalist: because interesting media
Funniest part
Hahahahaha
Ispe Meme BN skte he 😂😂😂
international*
@@abhijeethreddy533 1:48
Hats off to Martin for understanding their language and being calm and compose...btw that’s funny and tense at the same time😂😂😂😰😰😰
He is just German. 😄
By his tone, and Mimik he is saying, "are you fucking kidding me?! - Don't fuck with me, I know, what I do, and talking about. I am ready for any you might try, let's get down, wood!" 😄
Cheers from Berlin, Germany. 😄
@@LilBigBriggi cheers from soviet russia comrade remember the march😏😝
You are trunk
Journalist: How many persons were sitting in the car?
German: Only me
Journalist: Only me? 😂
😂😂😂
Lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ You tul?
You tool?😂
He is being treated as an Alien 😂😂
ahahah yes
Best comment ever
Lol.... True....🤣🤣
By Aliens😂
Right brother
You tul??? Hahahahahaha
You drink or Norrmal 😅
😆😆😆
Yea these all indians will never change
HA HA HA HA HA
@@gulabsinghsingh7248 Indians?
You dumb bruh?
They’re pakistani people!
Kunal Bhatia 🤣
Every country has it's embarrassing moments but this is next level, I just had the best laugh of my life.😂 Although on a serious note, I hope people will realise how important education is.
ñûšh k? Education isn't english. I like they can't speak English properly . Europeans don't speak English but we here think English is everything . Mother language is real education. Wisdom and knowledge are something else
sohail abbasi that's true. But boi if you're fortunate enough to get an education at least do it right.
metal head \m/ education not English
@@rehanakbar20 If a layman is unable to speak English in Pakistan, That's perfectly fine! No issues with that. But these people are designated to such positions for a reason.
English is just a language not education
0:52 his accent "You come to hospital"😂😂
you खम to hospethal.
@@thekhundak9973 lol 😂😂😂
That was funny accent 😂😂
hahahha its my fav. dialogue now a days... u come to Hospital .. 😝
@@thekhundak9973 you drink or normal
Poor man must be wondering what this circus is for?
It's really shameful. How these people r treating him very bad. It's really so sad to see
Reporter: You were driving??
German: Yes i was driving ...... Reporter: Why???? Why were you driving !!
Reporter rocked german shocked 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rofl..
😂🤣😂no difference between drinking and driving in pakistan.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I love the look of confusion on his face when the German guy agrees to go to the hospital. "Shit... How are we supposed to be an irrationally angry mob if he gives us evidence that proves us wrong??"
Not angry but Irrationally stupid 🤣
No from what I think they meant by “you go to hospital” is that if you are injured or were going to the hospital these guys do not have that type of english in which you thought
@@TigerOoE u got wrong....they said that coz they wanted to get it checked whether he was drunk or not
How many persons sitting in your car ??
Only me .
Only me 😂😂😂
German be like, when did he get in my car😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No there were 100😊
Martyn is a man of sheer calmness 😂
Poor Martyn. Imagine being in a foreign country, getting your car hit and then getting sorrounded by random people shoving a bunch of mics in your face asking for your "good name" and "what position". Poor guy 💀 he handled it well tho.
He was drunk and killed a guy. Poor guy, yes.
@@supreme-sieger4386 He clearly doesn't seem like the one drunk here but I'd like evidence for your last statement. It's not like I care about the guy lmao.
@@user-qn2ey6gk4m “In 2011, Martin, an allegedly drunk commercial officer of the German Consulate rammed his car into a parked police van in Karachi, injuring four policemen. He was briefly detained.” this could be seen on nearly all major news channels throughout Pakistan. He was obviously let go because of diplomatic privilege.
I just hope Mr Martyn doesn’t suffer from PTSD as a result of this ugly moment.
@@supreme-sieger4386 You do know allegedly drunk means they never proved he was drunk but only accused him?
Haha. It's been 9 yrs but I see this everytime I want to laugh. Haha
It's been 11 yrs now and I still watch it .haha
Exactly man🤣🤣🤣
You come to haspitaaalll. . :))
It had me right there
Omer Iqbal 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@ You tul?
Kham to thi haspitaalll.
I just remembered this clip and searched over. But where is Martin now? 🤣
Journalist: says “your Medical Lazmi😂” (See form 12th Second of Vedio)
The way they all walked away after asking how the accident happened 💀😭😭🤣
"Which Position?"
Lmfao I'm dead
69
Missionary is much easier 😁
Lmfao
Smoking weed or watching this video gives u the same kick
😹🤣 curious to find out if do both at the same time🤣🤣🤣
They trapped martin between Driving and Drinking... 😂😂😂
00:52 "You come to hospital" lollllll😂😂😂😂😂
RohaaN Ansari 😂❤️😂
You go?
Tone 😂😂
this type of conversation or situation happen when ailan comes to your house. 😂😂😂
@Vineet what you mean ?
Alien
0:07 "only because i am Christian i dont drink" that were huge words
yea people think that it is allowed to drink in our religion when its clearly not. i dont know why every thing has to be linked to religion
Alcohol is forbidden in Christianity
@@zimrahshafique3335 Alcohol is not forbidden in christianity.
@@nelsonalfonso5791 First miracle of Jesus Christ turning water into wine.
@@onyxfc9146 it is forbidden 🚫
Media: You Tull You Drink😂😂👌
German: No No i dont Drink..
I dont Drink anyway...!!
Media : Nai Nai you Come to Hospital 😂😂😂😂 Hahaha English ki Aisi Taisi Fer di😂😂😂
Modern man vs. cavemen. As if he has traveled through time and arrived in medieval times.
the best thing that ever happened in the universe, pakistani media we want more !!
Apparently they just wanted to know if he drinks so they invite him to the big party from what it seems 😂
media looks drunk he is fine and confident.
Isme to media wale jyada drunk lag rhe muje... Poor martin ...kahan phas gya bechara!!
Martin bechara Kha Pass in Kharboza media mian
bc english ki maa behn aik krdi ary wale ne to
Best part was when he asked "what is happening", after feeling trapped with them.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Report: you are driving?
Foriegner: yes I drive my own car?
Reporter: Why?
German: Because I'm not Tull enough to make you understand why I am driving my own car 😁
@@anenlightenedmisfit6262 🤣
😂😂😂
oh my dead :P hahah
That was just a bystander, not a reporter
You are investigation k you drink or normal ... hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
If you drunk
Then come to hospital
HA HA HA HA HA
What's drinking alcohol got to do with hospital
Hahahaha 😂😂
Investigation nhi bhai allegation
@ You tul? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
@@gulabsinghsingh7248 Bro logic yaar mtlb checkup ya test ke liye ki hai drunk hai ki ni
Black shirt person is trying to make more English but English is not cooperating with him
After this incident martin gave his resignation and stopped driving.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rip
you come to haspitaaalllll 😂😂
slayer 😂❤️😂
2:10 😂😂 we'd all like to know
Martin is the man of the smart people !
Lmafooo 😂😂😂 this is still epic in 2018!
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Pakistani w mustache: Spoke to Media pls
German: i dont have any problems with the media, why should i talk to them.... why...
Pakistani w mustache: ya why...intersting media....
German: i have nothing to do with media, i dont want to talk to them...tell me why...
Pakistani w mustache: ya WHY..🙄🤔🤔😂😂😂😂
And keeps staying there as if hes loosing his soul and cant do any further verbals attacks to that german lad....hahahahahahahahahah 😂😂😂
Still epic in 2020 (2021)!
a simple guy got stuck with a bunch of idiots really i wish i was there to explain these people that this is not how it works feel really bad for this german man and i feel like i have to sat sorry to all germans...
Reego Rise "you need to Sat sorry" of course you do. Not for German ambestor but for your spelling
First, go and learn English.
@@mariagill7129 it's "ambassador" not "ambestor".
He must have accidentally pressed "T" instead of "Y" as both keys are right next to each other.
His English is good enough for everyone to understand.
Do you really wanna face these guys??
Instant karma can also be found in yt comment section lol
Which position ? 😁😂
You tool you drink 😁😂
he said you tun
Doggy position😂
@@htcone2066 he said Tul. Listen carefully
Martyn bhaiya ko Pakistan yaad rehega 🤣🤣🤣
Hats off Martin hope he is fine couse at situation no one will handled it at this Calmness
my all time favorite comedy show🤣🤣
Thank you Jinnah!
Reporter: Come to hospital, you go?
Martin: Sure, let's go.
Reporter: oh, um. Hm.
I wish we had such people in India too. Sometimes a good laugh is all you need.
well said Thor.
Varun .Pendse hahaha trueeee
abe woh aadmi bhi tere se zyada phara likha hai aur yeh bakchodi age gap ki wajah se machi hai
India is twice as worse as Pakistan
why do we need to have these type of people, when we have pakistan
Bro is literally traumatized like what the heck is going here ?
The dude pushing thru the whole crowd to ask him is funny as hell 😂
You are driving? You are driving? You are drink? Why? You are drin?
when reporter says :but u come to hospital 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was most funniest video i have ever watch 😂😂😂 can't stop my laugh 🤣🤣🤣
The way black t shirt guy said "you come to hospital" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Moment he told , "You Tullll?,You Drink" Was like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You tull
Interesting Media are the best part of the broken English.
Actually the man in black was drunk 🤣🤣
TANMAY BROUGHT ME HERE
Why? Why?? Why????😂😂😂
As a Pakistani i am laughing so much because of their English
Its not only becaus of their english but they are retarded and not professional and worste reporters
laugh on yourself also
Maybe he should learn the local language rather than expect them to learn English in their own country.
@@user-dc4bl1cu2k Even a street dog wouldn't want to learn your shitty language
@@user-dc4bl1cu2kat least he understood their English very well
Seems everyone drunk except him 😂😂
Lmao when he says Martin, everyone repeats it Martin Martin Martin lmao 😂
0:47 "you tull you drink"
0:51 "you come to hospitahl"
This is the cure for depression lol
"Allegations you are drink"
"Is you drunk? You drunk you please?"
"You are driving? You are driving? You are drink? why? You are drin?"
"Is you drink or normal?"
"Cctv gormen accuuse you"
"Intereshhhted media"
Why would I wanna speak to media? -"Vi..."
😂😂😂 a gem
I was down like hell..but this video made me belly laugh 😹😹😹
He will make sure not one single euro from Germany will be invested to Pakistan. He is commercial official
😂😂😂😂
Ma'am ma'am?
He's supposed to be called sir😁😁
0:47 haahahahahaa
You tul? hahahahahaha
What does it mean?
You are driving
Yes
Why ?
You are drunk? 😂
The beauty of English. Even if u can't speak properly the other can easily assume and understand.
Some 1 called him doctor Martin.
timestamp?
Lol
0:43 which position ? 69 position 😁😁😁
Gajab🔥
Best comment.
Mouth wash required now.
I am here after watching Tanmay Bhat's video😂✋
How r u
Same here
Pakistan cctv accused media
U plz spoke in media 😂😂😂😂
Interesting media
😂😂😂
The man: Talk to media.
The officer: Why do I talk to media?
The man: Interesting media.
Then, my head spinned and I died.
1:56 pe is ka why ka style chack karo zara :D
ghanta lga kr isny why socha hy.
@@ZainAli-xw8es 😂😂
Kya bolu Kya bolu soch raha hoga
Ye sab chars pi K bethay hue thy Islamabad me or martin ka accident hua or Pakistani media ka to pata hi he sabko
@@ZainAli-xw8es😂🤣
You tull 😂😂😂😂
For anyone who wants context :
This clip is 12 years old and is from Pakistan.....this guys car met a small accident..
0:14
You are driving?
You are drying?
You are dry-wing?
You are drawing?
Why?
You are drunk?
Dang I'm going insane now 😂😂😂😂
I love the style of the reporter When he said "You come to hospital" at 0:52
Reporter= ur medical ask me : u are drunk 😂😂😂
That Take it easy 😂😂
One of the comedy blockbuster movie of Pakistan
And the pakistani cctv city government accisse you 😂😂
He said he drank Martini
WHICH POSITION 😂😂😂😂😂
" why would I speak to media"??
WhYY..... 😀
came here from Tanmay's video!
He is not drunk for sure.
This hasn't gotten the recognition it deserves 😂
For me the language was murdered when journalist asked, “Mr. Martin, how the happen accident occurred”.. hahahahhahahah
This is the most desi thing I've ever watched!
Reporter says: You are tun😜🤣🤣
You can't found such media in the world except in Pakistan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You please spoken media 😃😃😃
Reporter rocked 😀 German shocked
One day in Pakistan