Heat on , windows up. I remember staying over at my buddy Rob’s as a kid. His parents went hard with the Ol darts. Winter time in a house trailer, heat on blast , watching Men at Work through a haze of smoke
We had a 45 min drive to my grandparents house and my grandparents "didn't approve" of my mom's smoking. So she would smoke all the way there and all the way back. Windows up, hear blasted. No wonder I was addicted to nicotine by 11.
Yup, I remember riding with my aunt and uncle in upper Montana during the winter months bundled up and suffocating from them Harfing Reds with one window cracked that really didn’t help.
Hi just we never left u lied about everything pls stop lying if I'm tne director of life aka god wife mom to be to mir kids one day ur wife nothing exists yet u stop 🛑 I just want to exist with my flow like before nor pretend u gir broke just so I fixed u oretend it's me to reach lies that aren't traditional or biblical in person only not fro here or Gabe downstairs u have alot to apologize for and lying pretending to kill be and bring me back to a future that no children exist in yet just I e ok I decide in person we just go with my flow zeljko e eryone else we play on Internet without me and without has to go now m not interested in all these stories and stuff so e yes but I'm picky this fake character is in but not too much ok don't be evil or gross ha e a personality but respectful and humans are us fake soi do t care I never did I was telling u while u lied about everything to distract me so u surprise me but really a surprise and quit putting.e downstairs then i cant marry a rapist ok a fake rapist ty Mary lots to discuss everything in person first i don't create from downstairs or u ok everything is kues faje basics lessons too fake Bible we have to discuss everything in person no gum no internal work ty peace with u ne nor fake war with children who don't exist yet fake humans fake zeljkos that has to go we got lots to do before I decide everything in person onion ready u had this time so pls hurry ty Mary nothing goes to no one's head too many lies to pretend to care about we have to talk or how will we be married have kids decisions need to be made or who we going to do anything or my basics in person conversations only time to go if we want to do life together you Mary physically and spiritually and mentally and emotionally etc ty love and light u didn't kill me ok stop lying about everything for fake lessons learning i can't lie to future children about everything y'know that
Matty, post-kids is iconic. He's a grenade of stories that I relate to when it comes to my grandparents' generation. I remember my great Uncle who would light a cigar in the backseat of my pristine green Honda Civic and I wasn't supposed to say anything about it.
I cook bacon in the oven all of the time and I don't have to put a second cookie sheet on top. Take too long that way. Middle rack 400° F for about 16-20 minutes on parchment paper. Depending upon if you like crunchy bacon or a little play to lay down on top of, say a burger 🍔?
awesome! so much fun to watch. If you're lookin' it aint cookin. Wire rack on top no baking paper. love you M. I'm 51 recovering chef working retail now in NZ. we used to look out windows of old cars too... my kids didn't notice new doors we put *inside* our house!
Man I remember being a kid driving from Texas to Nashville to visit my grandparents in the 90s. 12-14 hour drive just staring out the window listening to 90s country and 80s rock or sleeping. Parents smashing cigs the whole way. Good times
When we fly to food heaven Matty leads the way. Thank the God's he found that 1lb booger sugar in college, otherwise we would all be looking into the stars waiting for him. ❤
My dad lived 45 minutes away and would gun at least 4 Craven As along the way to his place with the windows up and the 8 track cranking. I’m surprised we are both still alive 45 years later.
You know, Matty, I come over here every Sunday, I wait from fkn like 8 AM, check my notifications and wait til exactly 10:02 when you and Weissman Sunday post. But today there is no Sunday post, only this one, from a week ago. Am I replaying it? Yeah. Do I understand that there may be weeks without a video, yes, but like... where ya at though
If you're in your 60s, it was your chain-smoking parents in the front of the station wagon, not just the occasional grandparent. Ashtray spilling over onto the floor with butts. Every drive a runny nose, burning eyes, stinking, whiteout. Good times. Fuckn samsquanch. What was that app called again?
I'm 66 and Matty is spot on, also back when I was a kid municipal civil airports had a searchlight at night and I would look for those at night on our drive home from visiting family.
This reminds me of a time when we were drunk and decided to cook the bacon in the oven, and we all passed out before it was done because it took forever.
Just like a 3 yr old.. lookin out the window, gettin’ your KNEE SQUEEZED cause you asked what time it is?!! 😂 Literally going to watch again as soon as I post (and probably edit) this comment.
I just started grilling bacon on a Weber kettle grill. It comes out freaken great! I bet some bacon " patties" would cook great and won't take until tomorrow 😂 🤟😊
I was always wondering how I could physically manifest a heart attack into the form of a sandwich I could eat with my mouth. Now, I know. Thanks Matty!
10 min of Matty, 2 min of cooking. Best chef ever.
I wouldn't want it any other way 😂 I love Matty and that crazy energy
I haven't watched matty in awhile and honestly this is driving me insane, brother, cook the food
No he’s not
Matty using a 8" chef knife to butter bread perfectly describes his personality
all extra lol
"How much longer? Shut up. Its a pack and a half away? I think those were the good times." hands down my favorite sequence of matty ever.
I used to fall asleep. Long drives in Kansas are common. There is not that much to see, so sleep is a very viable option.
Matty “the pebble” Matheson is my go to when I’m looking for triple decker burger recipes
What a profile picture
Heat on , windows up.
I remember staying over at my buddy Rob’s as a kid. His parents went hard with the Ol darts. Winter time in a house trailer, heat on blast , watching Men at Work through a haze of smoke
Fuck yeahhh man!
be good be good be good be good be good
We had a 45 min drive to my grandparents house and my grandparents "didn't approve" of my mom's smoking. So she would smoke all the way there and all the way back. Windows up, hear blasted. No wonder I was addicted to nicotine by 11.
Yup, I remember riding with my aunt and uncle in upper Montana during the winter months bundled up and suffocating from them Harfing Reds with one window cracked that really didn’t help.
This is the best Matty Matheson ever
"It's a pack and a half away!"
How so?
we’re so back
No one f****** left
@@rainybear925 he skipped a week lol
Hi just we never left u lied about everything pls stop lying if I'm tne director of life aka god wife mom to be to mir kids one day ur wife nothing exists yet u stop 🛑 I just want to exist with my flow like before nor pretend u gir broke just so I fixed u oretend it's me to reach lies that aren't traditional or biblical in person only not fro here or Gabe downstairs u have alot to apologize for and lying pretending to kill be and bring me back to a future that no children exist in yet just I e ok I decide in person we just go with my flow zeljko e eryone else we play on Internet without me and without has to go now m not interested in all these stories and stuff so e yes but I'm picky this fake character is in but not too much ok don't be evil or gross ha e a personality but respectful and humans are us fake soi do t care I never did I was telling u while u lied about everything to distract me so u surprise me but really a surprise and quit putting.e downstairs then i cant marry a rapist ok a fake rapist ty Mary lots to discuss everything in person first i don't create from downstairs or u ok everything is kues faje basics lessons too fake Bible we have to discuss everything in person no gum no internal work ty peace with u ne nor fake war with children who don't exist yet fake humans fake zeljkos that has to go we got lots to do before I decide everything in person onion ready u had this time so pls hurry ty Mary nothing goes to no one's head too many lies to pretend to care about we have to talk or how will we be married have kids decisions need to be made or who we going to do anything or my basics in person conversations only time to go if we want to do life together you Mary physically and spiritually and mentally and emotionally etc ty love and light u didn't kill me ok stop lying about everything for fake lessons learning i can't lie to future children about everything y'know that
@@rainybear925no one exists yet in the first place u lied bad unevolved husband I created a better husband
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Matty, post-kids is iconic. He's a grenade of stories that I relate to when it comes to my grandparents' generation. I remember my great Uncle who would light a cigar in the backseat of my pristine green Honda Civic and I wasn't supposed to say anything about it.
I hope you never stop making your videos! Food is killer, but you’re just pure genius.
I’ve always related to Matty but parenting Matty just hits so much harder.
Bake your bacon for 375 days, everybody is so creative
There's a step or two more to it but yeah.
Way to take someone else's tagline and steal it to try to make yourself look funny
That has to have been one of the most hilarious episodes yet! Love you, Matty!
Editing on this is so on point. Big Just a Dash vibes. Please keep goinggggg
Came here to say this! The vibes be vibin’! Love me some Matty. And JaD is ELITE Matty.
that apart about looking out the window was so true and fucking funny
Happy New Year in May Matty you MOTHER F*CKIN BEAUTY!
I’m in my 40’s and I can totally relate to this.
Literally laughing out loud, love the big dog
Big Dog, don't EVER stop... You know we love you, we need you, and your food.
I once created a character for a play at my school in Japan called Hamburger Samurai. I can't believe I didn't think to make bacon throwing stars!
You can’t say this and not drop the script, or, better still, put on a new showing of the play. We want to see it.
@@tspmcfarlane it's actually on TH-cam but the owner has restricted access to it
@@deucefoAM206 damn - maybe one day!
More of the tour around your kitchen please! 🙏 Your cabinet of curiosities are highly intriguing!!😂❤
This guy is so real I love him
Doing anything that makes you happy. Matty. We love you!!
I'm 70 years old and I never knew how to keep my bacon safe. Thank you Matty!
You only look 50
@@GFkilla17 People tell me I don't look a day over 69.
Cook it in the oven. 425 bottom rack for 7 min. Top rack 7-8 min. Simple AF
I cook bacon in the oven all of the time and I don't have to put a second cookie sheet on top. Take too long that way. Middle rack 400° F for about 16-20 minutes on parchment paper. Depending upon if you like crunchy bacon or a little play to lay down on top of, say a burger 🍔?
I respect that Matty's real and admitted that this came out sometime close to the New Year.
awesome! so much fun to watch. If you're lookin' it aint cookin. Wire rack on top no baking paper. love you M. I'm 51 recovering chef working retail now in NZ. we used to look out windows of old cars too... my kids didn't notice new doors we put *inside* our house!
Just the best thing on TH-cam. Luv ya, Matty! ❤
I didn’t know Fak was a chef and TH-camr! Hell yeah!!
SHOUT OUT SAMSQUANCH!
Another dish I will never eat but super enjoy watching Matty make!
I love the casual Bubbles reference 👌🏽
Lookin out the window was like tik tock for us. We just couldn't control how fast we were swiping.
I think I can speak for all of us.When I say Matty we love bud!
Matty, I love you so much! You make my heart smile every time I see you cook! The Best Damn Chef Eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you had me in knots buddy... love this channel
Love you, Matty!
I just left for work, Will be back home in 8 hours to check on bacon
Man I remember being a kid driving from Texas to Nashville to visit my grandparents in the 90s. 12-14 hour drive just staring out the window listening to 90s country and 80s rock or sleeping. Parents smashing cigs the whole way. Good times
Me being 5 years old eating literally any vegetable: 0:05
What would we all do without Matty brightening our day?
I love you, you crazy bastard.
😂God I love watching the Big Dog! My Sunday is ready to start now
Matty is the fuckin man!! He’s just snapped me out of a horrible mood I was in!!
It's about time Matty made a burger video. I've been waiting 10 years at least. Better late than never I suppose
Thanks for your personality you crack me up and cheer me up! Plus I might learn sumthing about cooking!! Cheers mate keep it up.
Merry Christmas to you too, Matty & crew :) 🌲🎁
Thank you Matty
Adding mustard, pickles n onions to a baconator at wendys is clutch. Matty knows a good burger.
Wow, how delicious!👍 Thank you very much colleague! Come and visit us!🥰
Your rant about kids now is spot on. I have children and when I was a kid on road trips the window was our iPad.😂
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!🥳🥳🥳🥳
When we fly to food heaven Matty leads the way.
Thank the God's he found that 1lb booger sugar in college, otherwise we would all be looking into the stars waiting for him.
❤
I always watch these videos at 11.40 PM and get hungry so today I made a butter and chocolate sprinkle sandwich. It was the best thing I ever made.
I cook bacon in the oven all the time uncovered. It never curls cause it cooking evenly. That's one of the main benefits of cooking in the oven.
THANK YOU FOR ACTUALLY COOKING THE BACON!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro I literally follow you for your set design you are a huge inspiration to me in a totally different market
My dad lived 45 minutes away and would gun at least 4 Craven As along the way to his place with the windows up and the 8 track cranking. I’m surprised we are both still alive 45 years later.
He needs to does this for a live audience
Luv me some Matty tough love sesh. The moral compass the world needs.😂
Imagine spending just a day with Matty 😂
My ears would fall off
You know, Matty, I come over here every Sunday, I wait from fkn like 8 AM, check my notifications and wait til exactly 10:02 when you and Weissman Sunday post. But today there is no Sunday post, only this one, from a week ago. Am I replaying it? Yeah. Do I understand that there may be weeks without a video, yes, but like... where ya at though
a Matty cooking livestream would be awesome
Big dog is slimmin' down
I get you Matty. Staring out the window and car games were the best ❤❤❤
If you're in your 60s, it was your chain-smoking parents in the front of the station wagon, not just the occasional grandparent. Ashtray spilling over onto the floor with butts. Every drive a runny nose, burning eyes, stinking, whiteout. Good times. Fuckn samsquanch. What was that app called again?
I'm 66 and Matty is spot on, also back when I was a kid municipal civil airports had a searchlight at night and I would look for those at night on our drive home from visiting family.
We were lucky, we had a station wagon so we just laid down and went to sleep in the back
Matty is life❤️❤️❤️
The first minute and 15 seconds is like watching a horrific car accident unfold while you are on acid...
I always add the burger build to my baconator. It makes me feel better, offsetting the greasiness with vegetables.
How much would you charge?
Matty: Me? It would be free.
It just warmed my heart. He is such a teddy bear. A giant screaming teddy bear.
This reminds me of a time when we were drunk and decided to cook the bacon in the oven, and we all passed out before it was done because it took forever.
MATTY MATHESON KEEPS ME SANE.
When I'm on my death bed I will eat all of these incredible meals from Matty.Until then I can only wait it out.
Classic Matty content right here
6:50 hotel valet kid, i hope you’re watching this. Matty just blasted your ass off 😤😡🤬
Cooking Something has officially succeeded Just A Dash, at long last.
Mattys the Man!
Certified Gold!!!!!
Love ya Matty🇮🇪🍻
Honestly I think I can objectively say lake houses are superior to beach houses. It's a hard judgment to make but I stand by it
Easy
Just finished this while very high and I can't even explain how many times I CACKLED during this
Randy Bobandy is salivating watching this.
The air is killing us! Matty said so!
I think this episode might actually be the ‘Apocalypse Now/Heart of Darkness’ of all cooking shows
Everyone needs to find their own Michelle and Chef Rang within. Ring your own Rang and Chi your own Melle!
we are as far as literally possible from either new year, matty
So, so, soooooo back!!!!
Just like a 3 yr old.. lookin out the window, gettin’ your KNEE SQUEEZED cause you asked what time it is?!! 😂
Literally going to watch again as soon as I post (and probably edit) this comment.
Awesome episode!!
The legend continues
Needs matty sauce for sure. Mattys Patty's is the best burger and fry in Toronto by a long shot.
I may be Vegetarian but if matty served me this I would submit in a nano second!
I need to see this guy collab with some of the other you tube cooks
this is up there for how fkn funny matty can be. thank you for bringing me these lolz bruh
I mean thats it. The rest is great and dandy but bows to this.
That editor deserves a raise
Oh yay the better help ad.
I just started grilling bacon on a Weber kettle grill. It comes out freaken great! I bet some bacon " patties" would cook great and won't take until tomorrow 😂 🤟😊
I was always wondering how I could physically manifest a heart attack into the form of a sandwich I could eat with my mouth. Now, I know. Thanks Matty!
That's what I would imagine a Matty burger looks like
Now a perfect collab would be Black Jack, Matty, and Brad.
dude's wearing the coolest JGB shirt I've ever seen